Deprived Shanghai

Deprived Shanghai
A Short Story
by Anonymous
Will Jones looked at the giant record in his hands and felt unstable.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his dirty surroundings. He had always loved deprived Shanghai with its thankful, thoughtful tunnels. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel unstable.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Kate Thunder. Kate was a cowardly brute with squat eyelashes and vast abs.