Air Out My Shorts
By Buttons and the Whore
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Podcast Description
Join podshow hosts Preston Buttons and The Word W***e as they clumsily narrate their way through submitted works of Short Fiction: often absentmindedly, always drunkenly, and completely unencumbered by any relevant credentials.
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Explicit150 :: Stinky Pinky | TWW doesn't take kindly to the role of damsel in distress, but Sir Micheal Beckwith rides in on his trusty steed to stave off a close call "pod fade" and to spur AoMS back into lackluster action. Buttons drives like an old woman. | 8/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit149 :: Taint Stains | Although Lagomorph's "Plausible Reality" reads more like inconceivable fantasy, it leaves an unbleachable mark on The Word W***e's soul. "The General" (S. F. Eley) artfully ESCAPES his Salinger-esque reclusion, just to pop Preston's three-way cherry. | 5/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit148 :: Tricky Tongue Tricks | Buttons and The W***e play catch up, but the refrigerator gets away and the freezer remains a challenge. Preston falls under the EMO spell of Macedo's (muh-SAY-doe's) "Bad Kids". Angry Phone Guy rails against becoming The Word W***e's mule. | 3/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit147 :: Puckered and Pixelated | Turns out Mama's squeezebox and Papa's brand new bag are one in the same. The theme thong does belong in the toilet. The W***e debuggers censorship, Hashashan rebells, and Miss Holloway designs a tissue dispenser worthy of the cover of Good Housekeeping. | 1/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit146 :: G.S.W. | The W***e struggles with a mouthful of metal, while getting rubbed the wrong way by alotta vegetable shortening. Buttons brings all the gadgets to the party, but his tiny fingers can't do the walking. Professor Swayze picks Full Monty over Peeping Tom. Banacek explores his hungry Episcopalian side. | 11/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit145 :: SNAFU | This Halloween, The Word W***e talks about something totally else. Buttons finally erases his head. Hugh O'Donnell airs out his North American armpit and his 85 year old meat. Keith McNally --afraid of heights and of taking a shot in the dark-- exhibits no fear of being on top. | 10/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit144 :: Breaking The Seal | The Word W***e is a teeny tiny bit WAY TOO DRUNK, but that's another story. Still, Astromat is kind enough to take time out from "The War" to launder her pants after a night of level one cow tipping. Buttons finds time to stop and smell the roses, even after Metamucil. | 10/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit143 :: Ash To Mouth | Buttons likes brown butts and he cannot lie. The W***e's family tree is infested. The Countless Screaming Argonauts conduct experiments on a plethora of penguin droppings. 191 Randall Crescent checks his teeth at the door, so he can speak fluent trailer park. | 9/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit142 :: Foreign Franks | The Word W***e is Cee Lo Green with envy that Jacquetta COULD have it: it was in her face and she DID grab it. A pudgy little man, with a head for radio, helps Just-a-Joe give "Swimming With Sharks" a Makeover. Buttons might know what love is, if only he could pass inspection and enjoy the go. | 9/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit141 :: Effectus CXLI | Buttons and The W***e walk like mummified Egyptians down memory-loss lane, but all roads lead to Rome. Jules Quinn takes a Nimbus MM to his "Writer's Block". Captain Peter (Easton) Wilkins rewinds back to MDCX to perform acts of Rock-n-Roll Piracy in front of the Prime Minister. | 8/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit140 :: In The Toilet | Five years down the drain, but Buttons and The W***e are flushed with excitement. Undarlegt reveals what's beneath his Icelandic pants, Banacek tries to C'Mon to Dreamy Dean, and Link drops a few Anniversary surprises. | 7/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit139 :: Deja Vu | Oh no, it's happening again! Buttons and The W***e get buzzed on Sesame Street, Hashashan gets cold feet, and nobody wants to even think about that Egg Hunt. | 6/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit138 :: Teetotallers Yodel | Preston wants to be a part of it, while The W***e just seems intimidated by Keith Malley's Triple Threat status and his new foray into Fine Art. Dave Stites is truly awesome, and also boasts true awesomeness, but he has clearly never given NOR received a BJ. | 6/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit137 :: SAUCED | Buttons finally forces The Word W***e to examine his banana. Magic mushrooms in the shower cause recurring fungal flashbacks. Katie is a girl!! But, once she grows some balls, the evening is totally wasted. | 6/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit136 :: Simultaneous Tastings | Preston's semi-annual trip to the grocery store raises a few eyebrows. Mister A. Bell cuckolds the Drabblecast in three short spurts. Slurrishessly, the Word W***e ponders how often one should plug. | 4/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit135 :: Irish Spittle | Having adopted Paganism for all the naked snakes, The Word W***e washes Preston's Catholic mouth out with the Blarney Stone. Z J Maplin stops being such a stranger - SCHWING! Party on, W***e. Party on, Buttons. | 4/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit134 :: Geeking Out | Buttons is a busy man. The Word W***e is very aware of her bathing suit area. MaxMax's candy-ass dragon mixes it with love-is-a-battlefield and makes the world taste like Cat Stevens. | 4/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit133 :: Logan's Lurk | Buttons stalks The Word W***e's Aunt. The Word W***e stalks James Purefoy. Life clocks are a lie. Carousel is a lie. Hair sniffing has never seemed so dirty. No one has to die at 30! | 3/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit132 :: Technical Constipation | Buttons clenches. The Word W***e drifts. Jon and Scott still need tetanus shots, after pummel-assing a short hyena. Hashashan boom-boom-pows a buddy for a teriyaki tongue sandwich. | 3/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit131 :: Playing God | The Word W***e chastises children and smites sunflowers. Brian Lieberman offers a burnt sacrifice and snuffs a bush. Preston would sow some seeds, but he lacks the constant flow of nutrients to his stem. | 2/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit130 :: Inner Child | Canada is big. Keith McNally gets a chance. Starman serves up a mean bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. Buttons is forced to find his voice, because The Word W***e's is infected. | 2/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit129 :: Phallic Allergy | With or without professional dancing bugs, Buttons might get old before he dies. The Word W***e Shatners all over Francis Scott Key and his little internet pimp too. | 2/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit128 :: Coyote Itchy | Buttons and The W***e suffer a minor story stroke and accidentally rehash Hashashan (complete with identical banter, all these "years" later). Thankfully, BDOOMED is on hand with the vaseline to help put it away wet... again. | 12/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit127 :: Naked Lunch | Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, counsel. Oh, the ironing! The W***e has sketchy memories of her noisy chinese roomate's strap-ons. Nobilis throws a hen party: pack a lunch, BYO (juice) Box. | 12/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit126 :: Down With OPZ | The Word W***e likes it white and floppy. Dustin Manly loves to waggle his fishy bits, but finds it rather hard to smile with his pants down. Buttons takes an octuple shhhhhhh and swims in it. | 12/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit125 :: Verbal Leakage | Fancy butt bling settles Preston's upset stomach. The Word W***e (clearly under the influence of agrarian pharmaceuticals and cheese) plunders Hashashan's village, pillages the faux French Bible, and puts it all away wet. | 12/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit124 :: Dinosaur Feathers | Last call for monkeyishness! Buttons, well into his first trimester, fails to get the creative juices flowing under the tell-tale black-light. Doc Zim endeavors to erupt and fill the bag, just to hear The W***e gasp for air. | 10/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit123 :: Whittled McDick | Keith McNally's quest for beaver is not unpleasant. AoMS wins the Nobilis prize. The Word W***e exercises her squatter's rights, Buttons stares at goats, and somebody (outside of New York) definitely sucks. | 10/21/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit122 :: Spirate Pies | Buttons plays with his shortwave radio. Mike Dominic pulls a spoonful of "McGonegal" out of his carpet bag. The Word W***e learns Navaho in hopes of becoming another numbered honey-glazed ham smuggler. | 10/15/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit121 :: The Reflex | Buttons gets caught spooning at the movie theatre. Aria Solomon visits the doctor and opens wide. Some fishy broads lure porn-stars to their payload, while Ancient Egyptians car-jack The Word W***e's brain. | 10/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit120 :: Zap Your Pee Ram | 88 Fingers Willy delivers the mail. AOMS is forced to settle for General Eley's sloppy seconds, in lieu of stories, and user-submitted urine samples, in lieu of cash. The W***e is finally put out to pasture. | 9/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit119 :: Sole-Saving Sacrifice | Buttons strays from his flock. The Word W***e makes an offering to the porcelain god. Doc Zim forces Ryan Saunders to wear flip-flops in Hell. The Right Rev Chumley bathes in sacramental wine. | 9/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit118 :: Rumspringa | Buttons jacks up a healthy spike, despite technical difficulties. AOMS exhumes Phil Foster. After having completely blown her roving reporter role, The W***e passes out under a warm Amish soap box. | 9/15/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit117 :: Chet Anus | The Word W***e soaks the final frontier. An Entertainment Troupe tries to change the station, but falls into a prophesied void. Send AOMS your stories. Jazz hands. Cha. | 7/23/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit116 :: Double Tall Skull Cap | Buttons continues to reject all signs of the apocalypse. Brian Lieberman cries out for a bloody coffee break. Against all odds, AOMS's four-year fungal infection persists. | 7/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit115 :: Puck Burger | Preston Buttons spews his seedy secrets, while The W***e blows her own horn. Creepy or not, Graham from Canada chooses double-entry and a veritable flood of AoMS hotline callers are foiled again. | 7/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit114 :: Cirque Du Scissoring | AoMS runs away from the circus to relive prepubescent glory days. Preston asks Marianne Faithfull for his bum back. The W***e is perplexed by elective sex. Sir Michael's "LUST" gets a hands-down "thumbs up", although it might be best for Buttons to "tuck it away for awhile". | 6/4/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit113 :: Side By Each | The Word W***e swings both ways. Phil Collins is a KATG groupie. Charlie Sheen has been shellacked. Buttons finds shiny bits of Harry Potter in his potty. Void Munashii's neo-noir cinderella story, "Nick Iron and the Case of the Lost Shoe", dispenses an expanse of thigh. | 5/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit112 :: Dust Petals | Preston yaks up a Manhattan for KATG. MaxMax claims "Asha" is new, but The W***e had already seen it, Buttons already owned the album, and The Right Rev Chumley erstwhile erected its Church. Neapolitan socks don't taste like strawberries and yet incense by any other name would smell as sweet. | 5/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit111 :: Cockroach In Hand | Preston Buttons makes a new friend. The W***e isn't fooling anybody. Stephanie Scarborough makes room on her rusty casting couch for a scotch-swilling EMO cowboy. Mickey Rooney survives the apocalypse. | 4/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit110 :: Red Albino | Beloved medic, DocZim, revives AoMS from parts unknown. Asheron Razorbeam shaves off a short short in his sleep. Preston Buttons furrows his upper eye-sockets when light penetrates The Word W***e's ass-cam. | 4/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit109 :: Unencucumbered | The Word W***e proves it's all been done. MaxMax puts the faux-fur-trim on his sisters nakedity. Banacek hits the bricks, because beer is for closers. Buttons reveals plans to smuggle a busload of Native Canadians into the States. | 3/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit108 :: Not In Public | Buttons loses another leading man. The W***e tires of limb-dropping leprechauns and gives hamsters another go. Jukebox Review hosts, Honey and Dick, know lubrication is the key. Angry Phone Guy's anger management classes have really paid off, unless you're a Honey who's hiding a Dick. | 1/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit107 :: Yukio Ono | The W***e safeguards Preston's mattress against years of Irish Spring. Yukio breaks out the champagne and teaches the Poles a thing or two about going Dutch. Lulu Fontaine finds Jesus and draws the line at Meth. | 11/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit106 :: Magic Juice | Fish feeds on Preston's stomach contents and Chad's leftovers. Johnny Favourite plays hide the sausage with 10,000 Maniacs. Belinda Carlisle gets the clap, but The W***e's lips are sealed. Chris Elliot continues to live. | 10/21/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit105 :: Shiver Me Livers | Preston wins another wet T-shirt contest. Clooney misses his true calling, once more, but sometimes that's just how the c***h curdles. Having failed to check expiration dates, Doctor Wood spoils a perfectly good "Sunday Afternoon". Bartender Matt helps The W***e pick out a new pillow. | 9/23/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit104 :: Tickle-Me Alamo | Preston's car-bombing license is revoked due to Alzheimer's. The Word W***e voluntarily enters a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. Sanchez sacrifices eternal life to appease the furry masses and Banachek drowns in a sea of virgin cougars. | 9/11/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit103 :: Catcher In The Eye | Mike Dominic floods the AoMS studios after studying horny hamsters, but that's another story. Dreamy Dean reinvents the rock 'n' roll death. Best Boy Electric, You Know Bernie You Know Bernstein, can't get a grip on his gaffer. | 8/14/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit102 :: Nice Melons | Buttons sniffs out the homeless. Josh (The Listener) totally gives away "The End of The Movie". The Word W***e riffles through Tarantino's wank-o-dex with her bare toes. 191 Randall Crescent has to ferment the fruit before planting his seed, but he'll happily share the sloppy seconds. | 7/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit101 :: Same Show, Different Pile | AoMS rolls around in the warm squelchy aftermath of their much celebretated 100th. The W***e edits lamb screams from her Moussaka. A big fat Greek conflict prevents Preston from a life of piracy. John Doer doesn't know her, but he does dabble in dwarf tossing. | 7/8/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit100 :: Tastes Like Chicken | Just-a-Joe helps AoMS drag its sorry lagging arse into year 3 -- w000t! Drunk with power, The W***e blows another mic. Ernst and Young count Buttons offspring before they hatch. Chad Hanson spreads his ash, as Jim Henson rolls over in his grave. Be careful where you dip your quarter-chicken, Canada is a nice clean place. | 6/25/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit99 :: Vertical Smile | The Word W***e takes a vow of silence. I Am Webster flashes his jugs. Dreamy Dean manages to conceal his privates, even while rolling off the rock, but Buttons brazenly unclasps his semi-wooden cloister. | 5/30/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit98 :: Age of Consent | Buttons enjoys himself. The W***e gets stupider. William Grant Preston does "The Deed" in a dark park with Marky Mark and Slutty McSlutSlut drops the soap. | 4/11/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit97 :: Saccharinly So | Afternoon regurgitation turns Buttons green with envy. Joseph J Jolton polishes a petrified piece of Victorian feces. The Word W***e exhumes a canine corpse. Edible big bully King Minos Del Toro rallies a rabble regime, but it's all Greek to AoMS. | 3/31/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit96 :: Less Thin Lizzy | Buttons masters the telephone. Void Munashii squeezes into his ess-less unitard to fend off Gap-happy zombies in "Mallville". The Word W***e advocates tough love for self-loathing snipers. Disco Lou goes down all day long, even after his wing-man falls flat. They paved paradise and put up Mississauga. | 2/28/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit95 :: My Little Pelt | The new Pauly B action figure comes with its own cancer-causing comb-over cream-rinse. Lord Felton Pole reveals the secret to a successful marriage. 88 Fingers Willy flounders under parental lock down. The W***e helps vain elephants turn a lighter shade of grey and Buttons finds religion. | 2/24/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit94 :: Gizzy Tissue | The W***e is chronologically challenged. Fish shares his meat treat with Colonel Chicken Diddler, while Buttons suffers a stroke. Banacek rolls back from Sin City without his hand-cannon. What happens in The Gun Store, should probably stay in The Gun Store. | 1/30/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit93 :: YITCH | AOMS inspires the first scratch-n-sniff Farmer's Almanac. Winter rips Buttons a new one. Bill Clinton leaves an indelible mark on the lesbian community. Maqx gets mad enough to make "Mel" sing soprano. 191 Randall goes for the jugular and The Word W***e finds decapitated roosters a little tough to swallow. | 1/20/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit92 :: Cheese Wii | 1998, the unofficial year of the hedgehog, rolls out with a rodent-infested fable by S.J. Marky and a still-un-beta-tested MacDaddy GMG debut. Preston goes back to school to learn to party like a pope. The W***e's alpha tail theory is full of gassy bacterial holes and the land down under becomes a safe haven for pie-dodging Irish possums. | 1/15/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit91 :: Kiss Kiss Bag Bag | Buttons sheds a short and curly. The Word W***e is googley peeved. Preston Buttons Jr tops it off with some royally spoofed special sauce. Dreamy Dean hangs, so the hotline (305-76-SHOWS) gets a long overdue D 'n' C. | 12/18/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit90 :: Diamond Logs | This ain't AoMS. This is genocide. As they pulled Mary Kate out of the oxygen tent, Electric Lee asked for the latest party. In Wyeth's clever bunk, "How To" profit-dump, smart like The W***e he was. Preston Buttons freak he was. So pick through that bowl on your hands and knees. The diamond logs are shredders and they hide inside feces. | 11/29/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit89 :: Buffing The Pumpkin | Preston Buttons and The Word W***e serve up two heaping helpings of Purple Puddle Nut Pie. Jack Black gets no slack. Buttons has no seeds. The W***e pimps out the two of them. Happy Halloween. This is not the best episode in the world. It's a tribute. | 10/29/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit88 :: Moistened and Mashed | Rock 'n' roll is complicated. Escape Pod's Steve Eley spews all over the Expo. Buttons bakes a Hell's Angels Food Cake. In the Navy, DocZim can check out your disease. In the Navy, yes, you can contract STDs. The W***e begs for mercy. | 10/15/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit87 :: Better Than Dirk | The W***e lets Preston hitch his insignificant wagon to her crap-purveying star. Young Bulls guard family jewels from dear old Dad. "Demon Hunter", by Dan Manning, is much better than dirt. Buttons shops in The Underworld because redheads prefer brown, but Scott (TTN) won't wear satin to ward off Pauly B 's pond-crossing beer fingers. | 9/16/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit86 :: Eat The Rich | Kevin Smith threatens to foul up Festivas Tet!Anus. Shane Passon and Amy Mann lure exploratory foragers down their crumb-laden treasure trails in "The Colony". Strapping on Super-slider Snow Skates and setting his sights on Aspen, Angry Phone Guy tears yet another sparkly strip off the well-to-do. | 9/3/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit85 :: Jimmy Hats | Preston pees on the competition. The W***e staggers back to her roots. Mark Duhe's "Reclamation" runs Native American gymnasts and contorted eunuchs out of Kansas. Dreamy Dean gets a grip on his inner fluffer, prompting Link to run away and join the circus | 8/27/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit84 :: Neutral Peelers | Much to Preston's audible dismay, Shaggy Fancy Pants staggers by the AoMS studio to get boozed and bring sexy back. The Word W***e adds a large dose of frankness to her 'to do' list. "Broken Angels" - a FISH story of figurines loved and lost – gets much more lost than loved, in this beer-soaked trainwreck from the cutting room floor. | 8/7/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit83 :: Cuba Libre | Preston paints Pottahawk pink. The Word W***e liberates Bula Bula Bada. Buttons performs ritualistic circumcision on Phil Foster's "Cuban Smokes" and - after riding a wave in the wake of an old Sedan - a busload of octogenarians guide Earl The Pearl through the Kama Sutra. | 7/19/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit82 :: Match Game | ZZ Top cancels Brazilian tour to save face. Toronto men renounce routine foot care. Just-a-Joe goes way "Over The Edge". Trapper's Better Half keeps his meat clean. Buttons just found a brand new box of matches and what he knows The W***e ain't had time to learn. | 6/25/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit81 :: Smoke Monger | Buttons bends over backwards to pay his rent. The W***e gets wrapped up in wordy nudistism. A full year past all expectation, the ink finally dries on Kennah's "Final Draft". Inept call-screener, 88 Fingers Willy, fishes for pearls and farms out his lucky prostate. | 6/14/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit80 :: 10 Slot Colostomy Bag | Addiction lands The W***e an on-call Priest. Buttons gets taken out by a swinging boob. Batman isn't supposed to be beautiful, Mike Dominic gives his roommate some static, and Angry Phone Guy picks out just the right bag to go with his stain-resistant frock...for the Prom. | 5/28/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit79 :: Magic Time | Buttons gets creamed. The Word W***e, delightfully wasted, plasters a big fat one on a local escort. Stunt Pig tells "Edna" where to go. The official AoMS hotline (305-76-SHOWS) finally gets a long overdue spring cleaning, though it really could have done with a proper douching. | 5/14/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit78 :: Rock Snot Sexy | The W***e's infectious new brand of lip-service might swell heads, but the bubble bursts when it comes to keeping anal stuff in its place. Still dripping from his last nasal deployment, Ryan Saunders knows bio-warfare's snot a laughing matter. Preston fights for the right to bleed. Escape Pod's Steve Eley confirms it ain't easy being green and fatherhood is forever. | 4/23/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit77 :: Trimmed Optimizm | The Word W***e gives 300 Spartans a good sound lickin', but cannot get Buttons to leak his boobie secrets. William Kelly whips out "The Family Jewels". Disco Lou makes sure The W***e's nipples are covered, while his 'friend' tidies things up in Man World. | 4/17/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit76 :: Chewbacca's Ladyplace | Flagrant misuse leads to the removal of TWW's box. Stephen Eley's "Year of the Fox" continues to explore some very slippery slopes. A lifelong aversion to mathematics finally limits The Word W***e in bed. Buttons fears fatist slurs may effect T-shirt sales. First time call to Earl The Pearl sends large slobbering dogs howling. | 4/11/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit75 :: Zitted For Your Pleasure | Buttons punches himself in the face, as The W***e digs five years worth of sand from the grill. Shelly has big boobies. Lulu has a perfect package. Part one of "Year of the Fox" by The General - Escape Pod's Stephen Eley - reeks of humus. Angry Phone Guy isn't allowed to yell at us anymore. | 4/10/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit74 :: No Hablas Espanol | Preston pulls out all the stops and finds it to be a bad idea. The W***e goes blind doing double phone duty. The ghost in the machines set the night on fire. "Conduit" by jethro6mil is electrifying. | 3/29/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit73 :: Voulez Effin Vous | Buttons numbs himself to the pain, while The W***e whips up a batch of daddy goo. Judy Dench still has a shot at a hat-trick. Nicole unleashes a tasty tuft of poorly compensated discomfort in "Model Wanted". Dreamy Dean orders some beer and doubles your toothless-padded-french-goalie-fetish pleasure. Link smells bad. | 3/7/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit72 :: Warm Jello | Trapper John and Hot-Lips-Hawk-Eye accidentally cross primary instruments in a Virginian MASH pit. Feces flinging monkeys invade the AoMS studio. Jesse's girl, Jessica, forgoes robots and rabbits to risk marital bliss for "Him", while Buttons leaks the top-secret plot-line of HP7. There's a place for bad jokes, but there is not always room for Jello. The W***e finds Link's funny bone. JustaJoe puts his mouth where his keyboard is. | 2/26/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit71 :: Feisty Fishing | It's a celebration of death and VD, broadcast from a crumb-free hobbit-size toilet-seat. While Preston's morals preclude intimate wee-wee dinners and veto roofie distribution plans, they do not rule out sending herpes by mail. Prince's next evolution may challenge whether or not Ms. W***e sure likes to ball. A team of EMTs try to resuscitate Rich Gibson's "Motorcycle". Sir Michael wears nice pants. | 2/14/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit70 :: Potty Mouth | The Word W***e faces a concrete case of elephantiasis. Buttons gets busted for playing air guitar. Big Johnny's off his game. "Sex For Grades", by Nobilis, makes Preston sweat and teaches The W***e a better way to die. Someone's sneaking 'round the corner, is the someone Link The Knife? | 2/5/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit69 :: W***e Batter | Buttons finds a little Jamaican hiding in his family tree. Belinda uncorks her "Masterpiece". Dom Joly's Bitch gives The Word W***e an excuse to polish her harness and the lost "Spooge" recordings turn up somewhere in Newfoundland. | 1/15/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit68 :: Partridge Heart | Preston decides to cure Polio and rubs Peter Jackson the wrong way. Wikipedia snubs The W***e. Fellow podcasting barfly, Will Ross, leaves an "Aftertaste". Balls-out rock'n'roller, Dreamy Dean, defuzzes his luggage for the debut performance of "BOB". | 1/7/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit67 :: Bearded, Hung and Stuffed | Buttons is smashed. The W***e misses out on some good clean fun. Phil Foster dreams of a Pink Christmas. Banacheck rubs elbows with aging television stars and spewing headbangers. | 12/30/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit66 :: Lipstick or Diesel | Buttons and The W***e rejoice in the holiday spirit, celebrate the simple things, and stuff. "MDK", by Mikkel from Denmark, smells faintly of fancy french pigs. Preston tracks down first ever AoMS story submitter, Trapper, in Virginia. Chuck Woolery reeks havoc in the PlayPen. Special thanks to forum members JustaJoe and Jessica. | 12/20/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit65 :: Hambone Hambone | Preston plugs unfriendly beaver. The Word W***e unknowingly sends TTN listeners on a wild goose chase. "Drinkathon", by Stuntpig, induces cravings for pigs feet, chocolate bars, and potato omelette. Lulu Fontaine digs funk from under her fingernails and dons a hard-earned pair of new shoes. | 12/12/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit64 :: Oh You Dirty Rat | The W***e comes up for air via Skype after blowing for dollars, drunk-dialing, and milking Phil McCracken Whitcomb's pants. David Ihnen's "The Very Good Rat" sets Buttons' balls a twitchin' and rumors of Working Girl's death prove to have been only mildly exaggerated. | 11/29/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit63 :: Brown Bag Life | The W***e's dignity is battered once again. Buttons hides behind his "Peeps". "The Mind of Insanity" by Jonathan Hunter Dare makes Buttons yearn for world control. Mygraine from the AOMS forums gives a new meaning to the phrase "cashing out". | 11/9/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit62 :: Hallowed Weiner | Buttons pimps his rye. The W***e Sautes some ninety-year-old shrimp. Doomed Moose bears it all in "A Scary Night". Mama's Boy fakes a leaky faucet to avoid holiday hotdogs. | 10/30/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit61 :: Lik-M-Aid and Lung Butter | Buttons auditions for TOMMY, while a very phlegmy Word W***e gets behind math, science, geometry, and the latest hot tip from Link. The Amusement Ride, by David Smith, spirals out of orbit. Angry Phone Guy orders a salad. | 10/29/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit60 :: Fruit-Bottom Facial | AoMS says YES to minty fresh Brits. Preston serenades fellow podcasting 'sidekick' Tony Hearn. Ryan Saunders touches Buttons in all the right places, with a little help from "Sid and Zoe". Despite unanimous listener opinion, Big Johnny gets another shot. The W***e accidentally reveals her best kept anti-aging secret. | 10/17/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit59 :: Instant Yeoman Yates | The Word W***e chokes on Preston's jerk chicken. Outraged by negative listener feedback, Big Johnny tries to highjack the airwaves. Preston Buttons Junior lovingly recalls "A Day with Dad". Law-talking ex-glam-rocker, Lionel Hutts, joins AoMS for an unauthorized tribute to the real Rat Pack. | 10/16/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit58 :: Fish and Vinegar | Punky's Pauly B. delivers "Always Fighting" in lieu of his wife. Olfactory observations unearth a crock of kippers 'n' applesauce. Link drops his Gangsta facade, although he's still packin'. Buttons and The W***e commit a blood-curdling crime of passion. | 9/27/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit57 :: Soft In The Middle | Preston Buttons dances and breaks out the bubbly, while Vince Vaughn's leavings dribble from The W***e. Luke's "Cherries 'n' Cream" shames Shakespeare. A call with Craig from the Tangents Podcast leads to the long-overdue discovery that Art Garfunkle, Richard Simmons, and Ronald MacDonald are all, in fact, the same person. | 9/20/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit56 :: Brown Eye Land | Preston Buttons jams with countrified lesbians, plays a 'bit-part' in LOTR, and sets his sights on the King's deer. Ricardo Gonzales offers up a sweet, tightly-wrapped little treat. The Word W***e challenges Disco Lou to a 'twink-off' and everything's coming up Millhouse. | 9/15/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit55 :: Happy Entrails To You | Buttons changes his name to Keith and almost actually comes out. The Toronto International Film Festival starts oiling up The Word W***e's rusty revolving door. A submission by Poet oozes through gaping cracks in AoMS content standards. Just-a-Joe blows hot and cold in the first edition of a new segment: "Outta The Word W***e's Mouth". | 9/12/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit54 :: High And Dry | Buttons slinks out of his sopping apartment, lets down his back-hair, and gums his way through long-overdue listener comments. Phil Foster breaks out of AoMS in-box imprisonment to offer up "The Gift". Tiny hands wield an enormous broom. Link drops in to butter The Word W***e's biscuit. | 8/29/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit53 :: Private Ears | Preston threatens to spontaneously combust, as The Word W***e's dysfunctional mouth spills out all of Angry Phone Guy's sword-fighting secrets. Part two of "Calchas", by Dave Aldridge, decomposes after a wormy bout of consumption. The W***e rules out another 'entry' as unwilling. Buttons breaks his promise to the proper Mrs. E. | 8/21/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit52 :: Bad Dates | The Word W***e hits high celebrity as stiffly as she can. Buttons' recurring crabs cause him to lose face. A painful phonecall to Big Johnny drives the hosts to look for an escape. Part 1 of "Calchas" by Dave Aldridge has the W***e dreaming of tall shiny towers of manhood. | 8/14/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit51 :: Funnel Of Love | Reunited after seven months, Buttons and the W***e find they have nothing to say to one another. Post Punky stress leaves Buttons beaten. The w***e takes double f*****g to it's next logical level. The surreal "Good Morning Toronto" by Stunt Pig brings Buttons honking to the ledge. A birthday call to 88 Fingers Willy finds him looking to clean house. | 7/22/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit50 :: Fuzzy Luggage | Clean-shaven and sporting modern pants, Buttons and The W***e celebrate the One-Year Anniversary of AOMS. Spiderman's package shrivels at the silver tongue of a slippery little green fellow. "Tempting The Nerd", by Paul B. Edwards from PUNKY! Radio, smashes Preston's arsehole. TTN makes The W***e feel really really dirty. | 6/26/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit49 :: Lawn Drippings | The Word W***e suspects South Beach residents of watering their lawns. "Porcelain Dreams", by Mike Difeo, fails to bring out Preston's romantic side. The William Shatner School of Acting is finally forced to close down. The W***e tries to play Chuck Woolery for Buttons and first time on air guest Dr. Whom, but gravity isn't cooperating. | 6/19/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit48 :: Let Them Eat Cake | It's forbidden cocktails in a skank pad, when Buttons divulges the latest in kitchen trends. The Word W***e places an order for some piping hot TTN pepperoni. "Clucksome Cockadoodleanamus Book", by Martyzilla, ruffles a few feathers before helping Bjork land the lead in the sequel to ET. Buttons and The W***e finally engage Angry Phone Guy in a long overdue three-way. | 6/11/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit47 :: Thy Will Be Dung | The Word W***e casts her shiniest idol aside and checks herself in to the nearest knitting circle. Will Waverly, author of "Pointless Parable", politely asks Buttons to eat dung and die. Preston plays possum while top secret plans for the new Tickle-Me-Buttons plush toy - bound to be all the rage, Christmas 2006 - are inadvertently lactated. | 5/29/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit46 :: Diamond Dogs | Escape Pod's Stephen Eley gives Buttons the Sci-Fi shaft. The Word W***e seeks a sugar daddy with deep pockets and fewer cavities to keep her puffing and panting. "The Wrong Excuse", by Dan Manning, warns dope peddling jive turkeys about infectious ferrets. Hungry hounds lick their chops, while Preston polishes his drumsticks. | 5/23/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit45 :: Ream Oh Wet Wood | While The Word W***e gives Frank Stallone more air time than he's had in almost twenty years, Preston Buttons deftly dodges bullets. Jessica's "Not Just Another One Night Stand" sites some important advances in erotic robotics. The W***e finds a certain foamy stick a little hard to swallow. | 5/11/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit44 :: Tears Are Not Enough | Buttons expresses concern about a lack of alcoholism in Toronto's podcasting community. The Word W***e blows a peeper. Robin Kirkman, author of "Rakth in The Beginning", suffers a gender identity crisis at the hands of The W***e and cancels his/her subscription to AoMS due to Preston's assholishness. | 5/3/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitApril 26 Stop gap | No show this week, folks, so here's a little something from the private files. We'll be be back soon in all of our drunken glory. | 4/26/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit43 :: Maxim Um W***e | Preston finally gets his dirty mouth washed out with soap. Despite ongoing rumors and an unfortunate haircut, Angry Phone Guy's wardrobe confirms his heterosexuality. The Word W***e gives up both her ass and her dignity for Lent. "Where You'll Find Me" by DG is sad and it's sad and it's sad too. Link joins Buttons in the studio for "The Redneck Review". | 4/19/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit42 :: Manhole Down Under | Buttons gives birth to the Anti-Christ, while The W***e drops acid and goes 'walkabout'. Preston denies his resemblance to Chicken Little. Part two of "Moonlight", by Craig from the Tangents podcast, delivers only part of its juicy payload before cutting out for a Ginger-MaryAnne sandwich. | 4/10/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit41 :: Tie-Dyed Legs | The Word W***e defiles Mother Earth. Buttons tie-dyes a tree-hugger. Craig, from the Tangents podcast, oils up his harness and breaks out all the toys in part one of "Moonlight". Invisible sex organs dig up frightening images from Preston's childhood. Hairy Barbarian's run from wayward butt-plugs. | 3/28/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit40 :: Fresh Knickered | Buttons loses his battle with the homeless virus. The Word W***e fiddles, while Air Out My Shorts burns. Lost recordings collect dust for good reason. Buttons and The W***e take a meatless road-trip with Michael Beckwith in "A Day In The Life Of". Z.J. serves up some silver tongue. Preston conducts a fruitless survey. | 3/22/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit39 :: Sir Scum Tongue | The Word W***e lays claim to yet another celebrity tonguing in absentia, while poor Button's patience with her drunken baby-talk babble is quite audibly pushed to the edge. Mike Dominic's "At His Own Pace" receives the highest story rating ever bestowed, shortly before experts have to be called in for The W***e's deep cleaning. The Barbie Dream House labels all its exits. | 3/10/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit38 :: Slagbags and Handrags | Preston yanks his own chain. The Word W***e prepares for a British invasion. Dann H gets Irish on Buttons. Al from Long Island demands a peach from the W***e. Simon Wilkinson says "It Could Be You", but probably isn't. | 3/6/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit37 :: T*t For Tattletale | The W***e rats out Link's little sister and airs out her unkempt garage. The conclusion of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" finds Preston Buttons wielding a dangerous piece of meat. Disco Lou calls in to woo his favorite gap girl. The Word W***e boosts seat sales for her private self-esteem workshops. | 2/20/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit36 :: Raging Heart On | In this very special Valentine's episode, Preston flashes his Ninja card while The W***e aches for t**t recognition. Buttons and The Word W***e warm your cockles by mucking about in Malkavius Rostif's "You, Me and a Pool of Astroglide". Although The W***e's toy box is evidently situated very close to the mic, wanking is strictly prohibited. | 2/13/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit35 :: Original Sin | Preston is a snitch. AoMS joins the MySpace cult. The W***e does a "bad bad thing". Part one of Z.J. Maplin's "Sins Quietly" dons something frilly and dangles from the ceiling. Bid Bad Bruce sweats to the oldies and picks on the elderly. | 2/5/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit34 :: Hunky Dory | The Word W***e sets her sights on a shiny new knickknack for her mantle. Robert - producer of the Shades of Democracy Podcast - waves his dirty "Picnic" accusingly in Button 's direction. EscapePod's Stephen Eley endorses The W***e's oral talents. | 1/29/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit33 :: Magic Moose Meat | Facing the combined challenges of long distance recording, nasty head colds and confusing foreign cheeses; Preston Buttons and The Word W***e finally attempt their first episode of 2006. "War and Doom" - submitted by Doomed Moose - rekindles The W***e's affection for lava lamps and pirates. Buttons finally gets around to finishing his life size portrait of Delta Burke. Gene Roddenberry rolls over in his grave. | 1/21/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit32 :: Jiggly Bits | Merrily rum soaked, Preston Buttons and The Word W***e tie one on and slap a big red bow on the last episode of 2005. The real North Pole makes a disturbing appearance in "Santa Helps Himself" - a festive load dropped on AoMS by B.C. Hooker. The W***e stumbles on a new ice sculpture technique and the true source of Aurora Borealis rears its big ugly head. Link sacrifices a goat. | 12/28/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit31 :: Oh Ho Lee Night | Brimming with the holiday spirit, Buttons and The W***e rip the wrapping off a gift that will keep on giving. "Travieso", by Malkavious Rostif, delivers a nice big package to a naughty little number. Electric Lee from NYC opens up his sack of toys and slips in a few unexpected plugs. | 12/15/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit30 :: Dancing Bare | Preston Buttons and The Word W***e celebrate their thirtieth episode with an unforgivable lack of fanfare, balloons, strippers and cake. Dick Hurtz takes "Henry" on a heart warming holiday spree. Guido Grande chimes in to remind us to say no to drugs. | 12/6/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit29 :: Back Seat Cootch | The W***e ponies up, whinnies for Prince, and accidentally gives birth to Godzilla. First time phone guest "Hot Rod" and anonymous story submission "Control" spin tales of fast rides, parked cars, and little women. Buttons accepts his lot in life and clings to The Word W***e's boots. | 11/29/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit28 :: Lego My Log | Just when you thought it was safe to look into the bowl, excerpts from "Poo" - by Dave Aldridge - takes AoMS "where no w***e has gone before". After merciless probing with square objects, "Disco Lou" uncovers Buttons is not bumpy and The Word W***e is not "butt-friendly". | 11/22/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit27 :: Bulk Belly Buttons | Buttons goes back into the closet. The W***e makes a mess in bed and gives "This Spot", by S. Butts, the flush. Professor Polymer shares the latest advances in the wonderful world of plastics. Preston finally pulls the plug. | 11/13/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit26 :: Urine Control | Buttons decides women should watch where they put their bare arses. "How I Nearly Killed My Girlfriend's Puppy" - by That Girl - raises a digestion dilemma. The W***e urges men to scrub their winkies. 88 Fingers Willy sits to pee. | 11/6/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit25 :: Boo-Ooze Fest | Prestacula and Whorevira rise from their coffins, slurp from bloody goblets and take a long scary "Walk In The Woods" with Ricardo Gonzalez for Halloween. Angry Phone Guy trumps the rich by making his own glass menagerie out of cat excrement. | 10/31/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit24 :: 2 Hot 4 Hockey | A big burrito threatens to burn through Buttons' bowels. The Word W***e's blue mood turns a fiery red, when her post-show plans fall apart on the air and "Faller" - by Jules Delorme - taunts her with hockey and poetry. Banachek shares a little love, having found a real live human woman to keep him warm. | 10/24/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit23 :: Spewing Wild Odes | Preston comes clean with his 'caught in the act' story, but poems submitted by The Redheaded Cock Knocker leave both Buttons and The W***e feeling very dirty. Working Girl demonstrates what will undoubtedly be an extremely short-lived new career choice. The Word W***e confesses inappropriate carnal yearnings for Air Ferg. | 10/17/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit22 :: BONERfied Surprise | Clutch Murphy has a bone to pick over Thanksgiving. Matteo Torretta adds some Italian zest. The W***e delights in discovering an unexpectedly kind AoMS mention on "The Rev Up Review", but it comes as no surprise when LINK shares way too much or when Buttons fiddles with his gear.. | 10/13/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit21 :: Clothes Encounters | Straining nipples threaten silk shirts everywhere, as The Word W***e pants her way through "Chance Encounter" by Shameless Flirt. Buttons fires off a loaded pump action gun. The W***e stands to pee. No longer 'introverted', Hot Tub Tammy shares her fantasies and sheds her clothes. | 10/5/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit20 :: Sock It To Me | Preston Buttons and The Word W***e offer up an abridged conclusion to the 3-part "Dandy Fairytale" series by Michael Beckwith. The W***e's 'thigh-highs' get an unexpected work out. A messy 'art class', with 88 Fingers Willy, puts oven mitts and sock puppets in some sticky situations. | 9/25/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit19 :: More Kilt, Less Guilt | The W***e dons pigtails for a play date. An untitled story submission by 'Abbey Normal' barely surfaces between porn anecdotes and musical trips down memory lane. Buttons hoses down the studio. 'Lulu Fontaine' takes a bite out of The Big Apple, while her husband drafts blueprints for his midget-free fetish room. | 9/14/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit18 :: Left Tea Baggins | Buttons makes commendable progress on a life-sized tribute to Delta Burke, while The W***e busies herself with small animals. An all-star ensemble rallies - from Middle Earth to San Dimas - for Chapter 2 of Michael Beckwith's fairytale series. 'Link' licks Labour Day Weekend wounds, barks up the wrong tree, steers clear of dinner plates and undesirable sandwiches. | 9/6/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit17 :: Holy Load | Buttons and The W***e leave a lasting impression, though - from this day forward - both will live with the unsettling prospect of being struck down... either by The Almighty or Betty White. Phill Elliot digs yet another hole in his already crowded exotic pet cemetery and 'Angry Phone Guy' chimes in with more frighteningly slanderous celebrity ball-busting. | 8/31/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit16 :: Sloppy DNA Sauce | While Preston works diligently to finish off Mr. LaForce and his "stove-sized root balls", The W***e continues to find the lack of down and dirty detail difficult to swallow. A call to 'Working Girl' reveals membership really does have its privileges and surprises AoMS with their first ON AIR JOHN. | 8/29/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit15 :: Renewable Rechewable Cherries | While "fast forward five hours" might make for nice alliteration, it leaves The Word W***e hungry for a play-by-play of the would-be 'Boston 3-Party' in "A Very Misty Morn" by Wade K. LaForce. This first half of a 2-Part episode (which also marks the TWO MONTH Anniversary of AoMS) includes an extremely rare on air parley with 'Big Bad Bruce' - released from confinement just for this call. | 8/25/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit14 :: Ship of Fools | The Word W***e gets up close and personal with studio furnishings. Tim Clare taps his way back into our hearts. Rainy days and Mondays might always get Preston down, but topless cheerleaders get us all off. | 8/20/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit13 :: Going Down | Tired of mere boys trying, the Word W***e takes Michael Beckwith for a tumble. Preston's weekend in Richmond raises questions about "payload delivery" ethics among ambulance drivers everywhere. A call to Banacheck lands one step short and falls flat on its ass. | 8/14/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit12 :: Taking The P**s | Buttons sustains actual physical abuse while airing out "Home" by Z.J. Maplin, but The Word W***e later comforts him with tea and dick. During a first time call to Independent Canadian Recording Artist - "LINK" - they learn of his preference for the produce section and an affinity for golden showers. | 8/10/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit11 :: Shack-a-lack-a-BOOM | While taking it up one nostril and in one eye, Buttons and The W***e begin to air out a series of shorts submitted by Sam Keenan. Clothes break out, cougars pounce, vultures circle and a long-distance pillow fight ensues. | 8/4/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit10 :: The Hymen Blues | Preston uncovers big gaping holes in The Word W***e's aura, while airing out "The Blue Man" by Chris Strange. A call to 'Banachek' - conveniently accompanied by 'Ms. Dizz' - further complicates Revirginization Procedures and threatens lab rats everywhere. | 7/29/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit09 :: Shuffle Demons | Preston and The W***e celebrate the one month anniversary of their first episode, their rather shocking arrival on the "iTunes Top 100" in Canada, and the announcement of their first contest. Episode features " The Demon" by Dave Aldridge and a call to "Chef Lech". | 7/25/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit08 :: Grandmother Pink Eye | Buttons and The W***e make the tragic mistake of recording in the wee hours after a long press-whorin' night out on the town. Bleary-eyed, slurred-word scientific discoveries are made... mind-boggling, age-old mysteries are solved. Somewhere in this train wreck of an episode, a short story may have been half-heartedly tackled. A call to 'South B'otch' and 'The Rope Maiden' turns everybody's brown eyes... PINK! | 7/22/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit07 :: Mark 7 Meltdown | The Word W***e has a complete meltdown as she and Buttons foolishly subject themselves to a grueling 'on air' psycho-analysis at the hands of a visiting - obviously fraudulent - 'doctor'. A story submission by John Osborne uncovers The W***e's adventures in baby sitting. A call to 'Working Girl' confirms Preston's suicidal tendencies. | 7/19/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit06 :: Monkey Spank Inferno | Buttons and The W***e crack the Bert and Ernie story. Preston helps Phillip Elliott spank his monkey. A lumpy park monkey gets up close and personal with unsuspecting tourists. A call to 'Uncle Underpants' finds him airing out his own dirty laundry. The Word W***e reveals her secret porn name. | 7/14/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit05 :: Meat and Goo | The Word W***e drools over Tim Cure's gooey meat - reading new meaning into the most important meal of the day. Buttons pops his safety cap. 'Angry Phone Guy' rips into the Hilton's... twice. | 7/12/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit04 :: Long Bong Silver | The Word W***e, on location in South Beach, calls in for a special "Canada Day" episode and toys with a future career in phone sex. Buttons, less than energetic and far from enthusiastic, admits to engaging in a rather draining 'air guitar' session the night before and to missing his "sugar mama". "That Girl" helps us play 'hide-the-bong'. | 7/1/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit03 :: Granny Panties | Buttons and The W***e unintentionally affirm the negative effects of smoking, as they both gasp their way through "Catching Butterflies" by Jerry Vilhotti. The much anticipated first call to "Angry Phone Guy" (famous for telephone tirades played on certain unnamed College Radio Stations in Canada) finds him in an uncharacteristically good mood with nothing to scream about. | 6/29/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit02 :: Raison Expectations | Faith restored by Bill Raison's delightful story submissions, Buttons and The W***e bravely demonstrate their complete lack of voice acting talent in "Jeffrey Lights Up". | 6/27/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit01 :: Trapper's Nuts | Virgin Podcastors Buttons and The W***e lodge complaints against their (completely fictitious) new 'employers' and struggle through two lackluster short story submissions, in this rather shakey debut of "Air Out My Shorts". A call to "Mama's Boy" (Brian) puts the final nail in the coffin... where we should have promptly buried episode 1! | 6/24/05 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 151 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Funny Podcast from the start!
Theres lots to say about this podcast. One is that its really funny and the other is that it has many immitators but none has been able to get to the crazy level that these guys get. This show could be talking seriously one second, then have you on the ground painfully laughing the next. WONDERFULL EXCITING FUN!!
I feel bad for Preston...
A podcast not to be missed! I feel bad for Preston, so close to such an amazing woman and yet somehow so far. Even during the now rarer chances for my two favorite voices in my iPod to be recording from the same room you can tell that unless TWW has been clinking a LOT of ice in her glass that Preston has no chance. Both of you please continue to bring your comedy to the world, I for one greatly appreciate it. Hef
Love It
The ONLY guy/girl podcast that is NEVER ANNOYING! Buttons and WW are two genuinely funny and real hosts. A fun combination of banter and storytelling.
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