Ask Mr. Biggs! Recycling real talk radio phone calls since 2006.
By AskMrBiggs.com
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Podcast Description
A fictitious, small town radio call-in talk show. Mr. Biggs, a local bigshot business owner/character, helps callers with all kinds of problems. A simple concept, to be sure. But there's a fun little twist. Caller audio comes from real calls lifted from real talk radio shows. We remove the original host from the conversation, re-arrange the parts a bit, and insert Mr. Biggs as the new "host." The results are very seamless and comical, but not in ways you might think. We try not to go for easy laughs, but rather for a more subtle, nuanced, character-driven humor. The podcast is produced by a couple of audio nuts, so the sound quality of the show is as good as you'll hear anywhere. Very clean and realistic. The calls are integrated with great care and precision. In fact, listeners to the podcast often never realize that the calls have been taken from other un-related sources. As you well know, there's a lot of podcasts out there, but not a lot of originality. We think we're doing something unique.
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Show #0030 – Mr. Biggs makes sausage | -- | 12/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0029 – Mr. Biggs celebrates five years | Five short years ago, armed with little more than a lifetime of knowledge and an inquisitive mind, Cecil Bartholomew Biggs began his call-in radio show. Along with his dependable co-host, Roger, Mr. Biggs has tackled a wide variety of queries and conundru | 3/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0028 – Mr. Biggs tells it like it is | In this episode, Mr. Biggs reveals his personal approach to the nagging problem of unwanted e-mail messages from friends and family. He also takes on a complex but inevitable home plumbing issue. And he expresses his sincere appreciation for the men and w | 2/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0027 – Mr. Biggs enjoys pokes | In this episode, Mr. Biggs clarifies several misconceptions about the effects and consequences of carelessly placed electrical appliances. Later, a lesson in both clarity and brevity. Also, a longtime listener queries Mr. Biggs about a common, but often n | 11/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0026 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t care for loud colors | In this episode, more practical advice from the Tri-County area’s most prolific advice giver. First, Mr. Biggs helps a listener sort out the difference between exotic foreign cuisine and more common local fare. Then we hear Biggs’ take on what to do w | 8/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0025 – Mr. Biggs has plenty of onions | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Turns delivery mishaps into popular lunchtime specials. Combines organizational tasks with social bonding activities. Makes insightful use of visual metaphors when explaining complex, difficult-to-grasp size an | 7/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0024 – Mr. Biggs: Problem Solver | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Questions the quality of non-name brand adhesive tapes. Creates promotional offers to draw in celebrity clientele. Uses thorough search terms for optimal search engine results. Counts himself among the many who | 2/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0023 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t pigeonhole | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is skeptical about inter-species communication. Prefers subtle imagery in his musical selections. Cautions against overpressure in irrigation systems. Enjoys healthy competition with youngsters. Avoids narrowly | 3/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0022 – Mr. Biggs enjoys idioms | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Uses unorthodox methods to identify respiratory ailments. Reveals the secret to weight loss success. Suggests improving one’s appearance to lift spirits. Presents a variation on a popular Japanese pastime | 1/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0021 – Mr. Biggs does it personally | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Places high value on personal appearance. Uses acronyms to recall helpful phrases. Dislikes being sidetracked by poor memory. Suggests better living through technology. Uses creative pricing to draw in customer | 12/10/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0020 – Mr. Biggs speaks Pork | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Recommends using protective eye wear while operating power tools. Suggests a forward approach when considering workplace relationships. Warns against heeding ill-advised instruction from under-informed people. | 10/29/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0019 – Mr. Biggs Tweaks the Promotions Calendar | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Feels strongly about matching pipe and joint sizes. Extols the expertise of computer manufacturer-provided technical assistance workers. Has doubts about gender authenticity in the celebrity impersonation indus | 5/27/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0018 – Mr. Biggs discourages pyrotechnic shenanigans | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Posits his theory regarding the properties of liquid-resistant incendiaries. Continues to be impressed by the depth and breadth of information available from internet resources. Dislikes person-to-porcelain con | 4/4/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0017 – Mr. Biggs simplifies Digital TV | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Shuns common workplace terms in favor of more whimsical-sounding substitutes. Prefers age-appropriate ladyfriends. Suggests browsing one’s analog collection prior to the digital broadcast transition. Caut | 2/11/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0016 – Mr. Biggs makes a date | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advises callers to gather their thoughts prior to going “on air.” Finds endomorphic ladies appealing. Feels that ownership of an item lies inherently in one’s ability to disassemble it. Sugges | 12/29/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0015 – Mr. Biggs demystifies natural selection | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Advocates the use of vinyl surfaces beneath office furniture. Is adamant about using the right measuring devices to measure ovoid objects. Encourages deliberate consumption of between-meal sweets. Is compelled | 8/9/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0014 – Mr. Biggs serves the public interest | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Steadfastly opposes the filing of fraudulent documents. Is no match for automated telephone dialing features. Appreciates brevity in electronic correspondence. Recommends repurposing everyday items to increase | 6/5/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0013 – Mr. Biggs super-serves his P1s | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is not familiar with standard Asian pronunciation rules. Argues that microwave meals are underrated. Discourages conflict resolution via physical confrontations. Tends to easily lose track of time when chatting | 3/29/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0012 – Mr. Biggs salutes The Working Man | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys seeing Ks stand in for Cs in commercial signage. Feels the restless should seek out relaxing hobbies. Thinks there should be an easier way for listeners to e-mail the show. Is not familiar with all conte | 2/5/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0011 – Mr. Biggs has warm cockles | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages the use of arcane acronyms. Considers all listener suggestions. Practices selective philanthropy. Shows kindness through giving, to heal emotional wounds. Would love to know what Roger’s holiday p | 12/20/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0010 – Mr. Biggs dots his Qs | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Discourages being overly boastful. Acknowledges the usefulness of lasers for a myriad of projects, as well as the inherit dangers. Is concerned about the new facility’s ability to process phone calls. Doesn | 11/20/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0009 – Mr. Biggs: Actor | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Is starring in an upcoming feature film. Says folks on a tight budget enjoy the sensible value of variety meats. Wonders at which point a lot of carrots becomes too many. Turns to collaborative internet resourc | 9/20/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0008 – Mr. Biggs urges consistency | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Admits he finds accordions lovely. Recommends using statistics to your advantage. Understands the heartbreak of premature greying. Says Toastmasters changed his life. Recently discovered that “HazMat” is no | 8/10/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0007 – Mr. Biggs doesn’t eat breakfast | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Finds ambrosia to be a refreshing treat. Thinks that Kathleen Turner is still vaguely attractive, on some level. Doesn’t care for math. Was surprised to find that Goldschlager’s got gold in it. Would like f | 7/18/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0006 – Mr. Biggs suggests a 33 1/3% gratuity | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Has the cleanest undercarriage he has ever had. Says the Pressure Overload Sensor is there for cosmetic purposes only. Has something about oil he wants to say. Later. Loves phone calls. Well, generally. Not alw | 6/22/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0005 – Mr. Biggs would like to renegotiate | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Encourages the carrying of a comb, just in case. Doesn’t care for the new jingle. Thinks the “Bring Biggs Coffee” promotion was poorly executed. Is on probation with the Liquor Board for the Build-Your-Ow | 6/6/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0004 – Mr. Biggs is lousy with quarters | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Thinks Carl deserves a toaster oven. Feels stinky conduit can hurt resale values. Doesn’t use phony eggs everywhere. Would like Roger to talk like people. Uses jerky as an insulator (in a pinch.) Speaks Ameri | 4/21/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0003 – Mr. Biggs never wants for bags | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Can’t find a band willing to work for tips. Thinks some people can wear sweaters . . . some shouldn’t. Distrusts the word of those guys on Internet. Can fashion a buoyancy gauge from corn syrup, an aquarium | 3/31/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0002 – Mr. Biggs dislikes false mustaches | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Doesn’t wish to discuss the incident. Will take one more call. Does not condone monkeying around with your Torx wrench behind the shielding. Feels line 8 is clearly defective. Has a full day of activities pla | 3/17/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Show #0001 – Mr. Biggs often has his druthers | In this episode we learn that Mr. Biggs. . . Enjoys Sierra Mist, just not from a can. Has a rough understanding of the Japanese art of Haiku. Doesn’t think MySpace.com is “his thing”. Feels the chassis probably isn’t grounded. Uses a self-bronzer. | 3/7/06 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 30 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
A radio version of Adult Swim
I knew the setup before I first listened to Ask Mr. Biggs, but I still didn't know what to expect. The callers, while all taken from real life, are wonderfully insane. However, I had expected the hosts to play it a little more... normal; instead I found myself laughing in wide-eyed astonishment at how dead-pan-ly bizarre they are. Within minutes I had realized that the people that brought us this show could just as easily have pitched it as a cartoon feature to Adult Swim — indeed, I can already picture the animated characters in my mind (somewhere between Space Ghost and Aqua Teen Hunger Force). If you like that brand of comedy — deluded, irreverent, but just grounded enough to make you think this could almost be real — you'll love Ask Mr. Biggs.
The Best Podcast. Period.
Only a precious few things make me actually laugh out loud. I don't laugh at stand-up comics or most television shows, and I've never stumbled upon a funny podcast ... until now. Mr. Biggs and the assorted crew are funny. The timing is perfect. The humor feels natural and, while some are expected, the jokes never fail to entertain. It may seem juvenile to some, but I actually think this is a sophisticated humor and I really hope the trend continues. In fact, if the creators need any help, I'd be glad to offer my assistance free. I need more Mr. Biggs-lovin' more often.
Love It
What a great podcast. The humor is subtle, not "in your face". I just wish Mr. Biggs voice wasn't so cartoonish. Still it's one of the best shows I've heard
