Being a Dudecast
By Matty
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Podcast Description
Being a Dudecast is a beerfueled romp into the normal conversations between four abnormal friends. Not suprisingly, they tend to center around boners and f*****g. The point of the show is to be anecdotal and conversational, but most importantly funny. We're really just trying to make eachother laugh, but our hope is that we'll make some other people laugh, too. If listening to guys talk about crazy hump stories, or puberty awkwardness, or boners doesn't make you laugh, this definitely wouldn't be for you. This is a group of guys with overactive libidos and imaginations saucing up their brain meats and having some embarassingly uninhibited conversation. Self respect is checked at the door.
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ExplicitEpisode Eleven - What Do You Call It | Happy slightly early Valentine's Day. We're back...with an episode from the road! That's right, Fart Barfunkle took the mobile Dudecast Studio out to visit our dear friend JP again, whom you may remember from episode two from this season. He delights us with yet another reading from the erotic novel collection he keeps next to his toilet. Also joining us are Burps Reynolds and a new dude, The Mighty Odin, who brings us a horrifying childhood story about the insides of a cow needing to be stuffed back inside. Then the dudes talk about a bunch of random gross stuff for far longer than they need to. This episode is a little shorter than usual, but it only feels like forever! As always, this episode is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work. Unless you're a daredevil for a living. In which case, eff safety in the bee with a bee eff dee. Right? | 2/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Ten - Ladyboys and Magic | Man, I don't even know what to say about this episode, other than by the time it was recorded, all of the dudes' livers were pickled. Fart Barfunkle was joined once again in Dudecast Studios by Burps Reynolds, Angry Bear, and Jrod to talk about a large variety of nonsense! Like Ladyboys! We also chit the chat about some poor bastard that got his dong chewed on by rats (until he died), the best ways to commit suicide, Angry Bear's special talents (involving cat pelvises and saws), standup comedy, and probably more about rape than anyone has ever wanted to hear! As usual, this show is NSFW - NEVER SAFE FOR WORK. Well, maybe just link your boss to the website first so they can form their own opinion of the show. THEN they can fire you. | 1/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Nine - That Poor Snake | Happy New Year, ya mooks! 2011 is finally over, and what better way to ring in the new year than listening to a bunch of drunk idiots talk about some dirty business?! For this episode, Fart Barfunkle is joined by his pals Burps Reynolds, Angry Bear, and Jrod for some rivoting conversation about the saddest snake ever, how Fart's chair exploded, drunk face smashing stories, time machine sex, and gobs more. Many listener conversation starters and questions were used for this episode, so thanks for the suggestions. As always, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work. So you shouldn't feel so bad about losing your job, right? At least you get to listen to this show. Did that make you feel better? | 12/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Eight - Having a Vagcast | Good gravy. We're back. Sorry it's been so goddamn long since we've been able to bring you an all new episode of the show. I blame my rocket-like ascention in the standup comedy scene for my lack of output in other creative areas like podcasting. BUT, the important part is that we actually ARE back. We will be in the studio soon, recording all new episodes as regularly as possible, but for now I'd like to give you all a Christmas present. This had been previously unavailable and was not widely released, but I'd really like to get you all back in my good graces, so I'm throwing this out there. I'm quite proud of the fact that I have to warn you that these ladies get pretty dirty, so as usual this show will be NSFW - NEVER safe for work. So take it easy there, tight pants. Expect new material from us soon. | 12/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Seven - Ask Doctor Deej | For this installment of Being a Dudecast, Fart Barfunkel (the host formerly known as Matty) is joined by Angry Bear, Pfunk, and our resident Doctor Deej. We had the good doctor on for an episode in season one, now we've got the opportunity to get him back in the studio for season two. Listeners presented questions, and the doctor brings his years of experience to the table for some in depth answers (with tangental chime-ins from the rest of the cast). The fellas also retell the story of Doctor Deej's epic bachelor party. Other things are also talked about! And stuff! This show is NSFW - NEVER SAFE FOR WORK, so quit your job start up your own Dr. Deej's Mobile Pap franchise. Live the dream! You can listen to dirty podcasts all you want when you're your own boss! | 7/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Six - Balls and Black Babies | Whoops...it took a bit too long to get this out there for you guys. Sorry about that. Anyhoo, the boys are back and for this installment your host is joined once again by Angry Bear, Burps Reynolds, and Jesus. They spend a lot of time talking about balls. Probably more than you're comfortable with. But don't worry, they also talk about Nairing your ass, ball pillows, ball shaving pro-tips, MC's favorite new insult, taking back the N-word, ego boosting gay hit-ons, trying to understand porno, analingus, squigly porn, and bunches more. As always, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe for Work. So only listen to it while you're taking your extra long dump breaks. | 5/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Five - In This Economy | Happy Zombie Jesus Day, everybody! And what better way to celebrate Zombie Jesus Day than with our very own Jesus dropping by the studio with Burps Reynolds and newcomer Angry Bear?! Join the dudes for such thrilling topics as shitting in bars, appreciating Jesus' hairless balls, humping in hotel lobby bathrooms, Cambodian XL's, home made 4loko, homoerotic nightmares, a fun new party game, Matty reliving his pubescent years for a "handful", sniffing some placenta, gobs more, and for no reason...some acapella Kenny Loggins!! As usual, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work. But ask yourself, do you even like your job? You know what to do. http://www.beingadudecast.com | 4/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Four - Spicy Nachos Under an Ultra Moon | Top of the mornin' to ya, dear listeners! (This episode was recorded on St. Patty's Day) For this installment, Burps Reynolds and Matty are joined by out of state homie Nachos! Lots of delightful conversation was had including (but not limited to) the arcane night activities of deer, the ultra moon's effect on our world, bad neighbors, overdubbing for tv, cameos in Paul, european porno, an epic tale of threats of death with a screwdriver, best friend charms, matching unicorn tattoos, accidents, how to ruin a perfectly good windshield, bad sick tv, tanning, tumblr, and much much more! This show is NSFW - NEVER safe for work. Do your job at work, waste your time with this show on your own time, smart guy. Show Notes: Ultra Moon (Or as it was actually called...Super Moon) Let the screwdriver stabbings commence! Dana Dearmond's Tumblr (posterous) About Face Mouth Podcast | 4/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Three - Letters to Jesus | Hello, dear listeners! Let's cut to the chase. For this installment of Being a Dudecast, MC Fumunda was joined by his dear friends Jesus and Pfunk. Of course, the first thing on everyone's mind is finding out whatever happened with that accidental unprotected orgasm good ol' Jesus had. Besides that, we somehow manage to have the most offensive episode in our entire run! Pfunk's Fuckit List, s**t gets real about humor, love letters to Jesus, and gobs more. As always, this episode is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work. So quit your job! Quit suckin' The Man's dick! Also, damn Jesus is a pimp. | 3/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Two - Toilet Reading | Golly, it feels so nice to be back. For this episode of Being a Dudecast, your intrepid host takes the mobile studio out into the wilds of the midwest (an apartment above a comic book shop in Wisconsin) to enjoy some livations and share some stories with special guests Jaykon and an old Dudecast returner JP (the artist formerly known as Pattah Buttuh). Tune in to hear the dudes do a dramatic reading from some erotic(?) literature, tease MC's starring role as the resident r****t in an independent feature film and how he's preparing for that role, JP's toilet reading, why it's dangerous to eat an Alfredo Pizza, humping during punctuation, why JP gets a boner during Carrie, standing sex, ovenfresh sub-sex, effin' around on a job for entertainment, bein' green when beatin', a gym whoopsie, JP's massive forearms, a manly summer job bein' a dude, case race shenanigans, Parks Departments poop, halloween costumes, Michael J. Fox film background strangeness, budget saving ideas for JP's film, Huge Hatman, The Howling marathon, Nic Cageness, and probably other stuff! As always, this show is NSFW - NEVER Safe For Work. So if you're at work, pretend you're a smart pretentious a*****e and that you're actually listening to NPR. Show Notes: Rockwell - "Somebody's Watching Me" Teen Wolf background exposing himself footage Creepy Kid from Back To The Future 3 points to his flux capacitor The Patriot - Cannonball Beheading | 3/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeason Premiere - Episode One - Plan B (CDs Nutz) | Happy Valentine's Day, and welcome back, dear friends! It feels like it's been too damn long since we've had a group of dudes in the ol' Dudecast Studios. But, we finally made it, and I'm glad to have you back for Season Two of the show. For this installment of Being a Dudecast, your host MC Fumunda is joined once again by Jaykon, Pfunk, and back by popular demand, our resurrected lord...Jesus (hispanic pronunciation). As the fellas fill their livers with alcohol, they also unabashedly talk about a variety of topics including Jeanstalk, romancin' our ladies with thumbs and p**s, Jesus' cautionary tale of condom-free lovemakin' with nearly strangers, sexy talk in the bedroom, MC and Pfunk's textual relationship, tales of work pooping, the worst times to have a boner, shoplifting, and gobs more! As always, this show is NSFW - NEVER safe for work, so only listen to this show at work if your boss isn't a total piece of s**t. Show Notes: There you go, Pfunk. Eat Pray Love, y'all. | 2/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit32 - Series Finale | We made it, folks! The first season of Being a Dudecast comes to an end. And what better way to celebrate the end of an epic 32 episode first season run of this enormous waste of time than an even more enormous waste of time! That's right....this episode is SUPER SIZED! Join Matty, Digs, Pfunk, and Jaykon for some real talk. In two hours, we really hit a lot of topics. Join us for the triumphant return of 101 Nights of GREEEAAAT SEX, stepping on the toes of other/better podcasts with some "Would You Rather", Matty's amazing parenting skills, awful food service stories, awesome apartments, farting in the presence of others, flarping, Dudecast fights, drunk running, fingering Germans and other PDA, FIGHT CLUB!, hemorrhoids, and Pfunk drops a bomb on our faces! This show is extra long, so it's extra NSFW - NEVER safe for work. See you for Series Two! | 1/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode Thirty One - Jesus Walks | Hey, gang. Long time, eh? Well, the show has been through the ringer, but I come bearing gifts. An all new episode! Just in time for Xmas, Jesus returned to relive a night of juvenile fun from his and Matty's shared and sordid past. A tale of young boys, experimenting with drugs, and later delving deeper into the criminal world of vandalism and property damage. A great story is told over a bottle of scotch, and poor Jdubbz passed out during the telling of it. So I'm sure he's looking forward to this episode just as much as everyone else. Y'know what? I think this episode is MSFW - Mostly Safe For Work. There may be a couple of naughty words in it, but Matty isn't talking about his dong for once. So, enjoy. We've got one more EXTRA SPECIAL EXTRA LONG episode before the new year, so stick around for that. Then the new year will dawn BEING A DUDECAST - SERIES TWO. | 12/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBeing a Dudecast Theme Song | A few people have expressed interest in getting an mp3 of the themesong for Being a Dudecast. Anyone who has listened to the show knows that we're givers. So have at it, folks. Lyrics: Thank you for being a dude. Talkin' 'bout boners and big ol' boobs. My h****n's true. Goddamn I love being a dude. We know it's a sausage party, but it's not like we're gonna screw. But instead we'll probably talk about getting head from your mom, that f*****g babboon. Thank you for being a dude. | 7/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 14 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
My new favorite podcast!
Not since Howard Stern or Ricky Gervais have I listened to a show that makes me feel like I'm in a room of interesting people that I'd like to hang out with and just shoot the s**t. Though, this is the only show I've heard during which actual human s**t might actually be shot! Dudecast get my highest possible recommendation, give it a listen already!
Schmeh
Truly the "Ravedactyl" of podcasts.
WTF!!!
This show is amazing! I can't laughing at you retards!
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