Blather, rinse, repeat
By Chris Martin
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Podcast Description
Videos of stand-up comic Chris Martin for iPod and iPhone. Chris Martin is the 2011 Nobel Prize winner for stand-up comedy on politics, pop culture and social issues. Available for wakes and pet circumcisions. NSFW
| Name | Description | Released | Price | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ExplicitVideoHipster's Paradise | “As I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Fan, I take a look at my life and realize I need a tan.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin does a komedy karoastie of Joe Hafkey August 1, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. The occ | 8/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 2 | ExplicitVideoActing like a s**t | “How old am I? I’m so old I thought Spotify was something that happened to your liver. I’m so old I can remember when Suicide Girls were a web site.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin dispenses the wisdom of the aged July 18, 2011 at | 7/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 3 | ExplicitVideoFree roll of duct tape | “I’m always nervous when I do stand-up — more nervous than Russell Crowe at a circumcision.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has some skin in the game July 6, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Andrew Pauley is the MC. | 7/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 4 | ExplicitVideoTrouser snakes on a plane | “John has got his finger in more pies than Kirstie Alley: sketch, stand-up and improv.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin attends the last supper June 20, 2011 of MC John Reaves at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA before John moves to New | 6/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 5 | ExplicitVideoSteven Tyler warmed over | “Steven Tyler doesn’t look so hot on ‘American Idol.’ In fact, death looks like Steven Tyler warmed over.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is American idle June 13, 2011 at the 9:55 Comedy Club open mic in Richmond, VA. Compa | 6/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 6 | ExplicitVideoLet this one sink in | “They found Blackbeard’s anchor off the coast of North Carolina. However, they’re still searching for any originality in ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Shores.’” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets arch and log | 6/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 7 | ExplicitVideoThe greatest man | “The only way Charlie Sheen’s tour could be more over the top: if he had tag-team wrestling between Zsa Zsa Gabor and Anthony Robles. I knew that joke didn’t have a leg to stand on.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets off on the | 5/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 8 | ExplicitVideoNumber one in horses' asses | “It’s good to be back in Colonial Heights. The last time I was here, I bombed so badly they changed the name of the town to Colonial Depths.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin gets down with it May 19, 2011 at Benny’s Tavern in Colon | 5/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 9 | ExplicitVideoCode name Cheney | “At a time when everyone is worried about earthquakes, is it really a good idea for Kirstie Alley to be on ‘Dancing with the Stars’?” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is not afraid to ask the hard questions May 11, 2011 at McCormack | 5/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 10 | ExplicitVideoA vacancy in the Memory Palace | “Bad news: Japan is now radioactive. The good news: the Japanese finally have something to do with all those lead toys China makes.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin puts the active in radioactive May 9, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmo | 5/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 11 | ExplicitVideoShaking the baby seals | “The bad news: the baby seal hunting season has begun off the coast of Newfoundland. The good news: they’re using a more humane technique. They’re shaking the baby seals instead of clubbing them.” Chris Martin joins People for the | 5/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 12 | ExplicitVideoBeastlier | “The Pillsbury Dough Boy celebrated his fifty-first birthday. Sadly, he never recovered from his m*********n at the hands of the Michelin Man.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin deflates brands April 27, 2011 at McCormack’s Irish Pub in Ri | 4/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 13 | ExplicitVideoFree swirlies for everyone | “Bad news: Japan glows in the dark. Good news: Sarah Palin can now see two countries from her porch.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin goes Gilbert Gottfried April 19, 2011 at Strange Matter in Richmond, VA. John Reaves is the MC. Watch | 4/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 14 | ExplicitVideoPossibly Eight Loko | “Charlie Sheen has a nationwide tour called ‘The Violent Torpedo of Truth.’ Curiously, that was also my porn name.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin reveals a sordid secret April 4, 2011 at the 9:55 Comedy Club open mic in Richmond, | 4/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 15 | ExplicitVideoThe Too Soon Award | “The bad news: tsunami hits Japan. The good news: swirlies are on the house.” MC John Reaves bestows the Too Soon Award on stand-up comedian Chris Martin March 14, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Watch (compatible with iPod an | 3/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 16 | ExplicitVideoThat's so raving | “Charlie Sheen is the new Dorian Gray. I tried to get a transfusion of Tiger blood but he kept hitting me with his golf club.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin wades into the Adonis DNA gene pool March 13, 2011 at Underground Comedy at the New | 3/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 17 | ExplicitVideoA no-Charlie Sheen zone | “We just celebrated Presidents Day. We should have a Vice Presidents Day. That way, instead of shooting off fireworks we’d get to shoot someone in the face.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin has one of those nights March 9, 2011 at McCorm | 3/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 18 | ExplicitVideoGroundhog Day | “Bill Murray saw his shadow on Groundhog Day. That means we’re in for another year of artsy-fartsy movies.” Stand-up comedian Chris Martin is ready for spring February 28, 2011 at Cafe Diem Comedy Night in Richmond, VA. Andrew Pauley is | 2/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 18 Episodes |
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