Citation Needed
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Podcast Description
Matt is a writer, editor, and audiophile. Julie is a filmmaker, artist, and entrepreneur. With their powers combined, they are Citation Needed, the comedy podcast laced with sexual innuendo, toilet humor, pop culture references, and spite. Disclaimer: This podcast contains language and themes inappropriate for minors, Episcopalians, and those who don't find humor in the word 'cockatrice.'
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ExplicitCN074 - Miscommunication | This week, Matt and Julie discuss...Matt here, and honestly, I don't remember. You tell me. Drink when you hear a reference to doing the drugs. | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN073 - So I Quit | This week, Matt and Julie discuss giving it all up, this month's television, and Britney's final snap. Drink when you hear Julie mention meat. | 5/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN072 - Oh God, I'm MILF Porn?!?! | This week, Matt and Julie discuss future cruises, Twitter silence, and Kirk Cameron's troubling past. Drink when you hear the word "DOS." | 5/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN071 - Yah Mon | This week, Matt and Julie discuss their wild adventures through the Western Caribbean. Drink when you hear the word "ship." | 5/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN070.1 - April Loop | This week...? | 4/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN070 - Spring Break | This week, Matt and Julie discuss frenemies, April plans, and breath strips. Drink when you miss them. | 3/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN069 - Nom Nom Nom | This week, Matt and Julie relish in the most magnificent number on earth. Or they discuss cruising. Whatever revs your motor. Drink when you hear the word "ship." | 3/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN068 - Unedited | This week, Matt and Julie are joined by GitEmSteveDave, who promised a story. He lied. Listen to the whole unedited train wreck. Drink when you hear awkward silence. | 3/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN067 - Old School | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Victoria's Secret, extended virginity, and cornholing. Drink when you question Julie's sexuality. | 3/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN066 - Julie For Sale | This week, Matt and Julie discuss money woes, alone time, and confusing portrayals of Russ. Drink when you hear the word "server." | 2/28/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN065 - Happy Birthday, Mr. Rickman! | This week, Matt and Julie discuss hobbies of the elderly, Fat Tuesday, and teddies. Drink when you hear Twitter mentioned. | 2/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN064 - Taste of Dollywood | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Tennessee mountains, celebrities, and final words. Drink when you hear the name of the show. | 2/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN063 - PSA-Twitter's Bad For Your Health | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Twitter wars and Canadian diseases, and GitEmSteveDave helps close out the show. Drink when you hear the word "syphilis." | 2/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN062 - Facespace | This week, Matt and Julie discuss how to find adult film stars, the evils of PCs, and santorum. Drink when you hear the word "Facebook." | 1/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN061 - Dolphin Punch | This week, Matt and Julie are joined by GitEm SteveDave to discuss Mormons, SOPA, and Canadian strippers. Drink when you hear...eh, just drink. | 1/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN060 - P***y Jerky | This week, Matt and Julie discuss birthdays, IMDB, and dirty foods. Drink when you hear the word "jerky." | 1/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN059 - Mothra Parade | This week, Matt and Julie begin with their holiday tales and end in discussions on drugs and Lindsay Lohan. Drink when you hear the word "lexicon." | 1/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN058 - Unleash the Krampus | This week, Matt and Julie pour on the Christmas cheer and spirits. It's short, but it's packed with holiday cheer. Drink when you hear the Christmas bells. | 12/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN057 - Making Friends Best Of | This week, Matt's computer exploded, but Steel Tip stepped in to save the day. Revisit the first CN episode with a special intro by HHWST.net's Steel Tip. | 12/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN056 - Toilet Paper Tube Test | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Christmas gifts, bad marketing skills, and trimming your curtains. Drink when you hear words for g*******a. | 12/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN055 - Not Necessarily The News | This week, Matt and Julie discuss holiday parties, the Superbowl, and PSAs. Drink when you hear the words "Lollipop Guild." | 12/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN054 - It's Not A Tumor | This week, Matt cruelly drags the feverish and drugged Julie through another episode. Drink when Julie mentions an ailment. | 12/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN053 - Still Kicking | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Occupy Philly, porn news, and the passing of a Philly legend. Drink when you hear the word "syndicated." | 11/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN052 - Anniversary at Bennigans | This week, Matt and Julie celebrate the anniversary of the show with rage. Sweet, sweet rage. Drink when you hear the special questions of the episode. | 10/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN051 - An Evening with Mad Mike | This week, Matt and Julie are joined by Mad Mike DeAngelo, author of the Child of the Stars trilogy and member of hhwst.net Radio Network and Crude Humor Studios. Drink when you hear the word "midget." | 10/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN050 - Blown Away | This week, Matt and Julie talk about plans for the next couple episodes and...well, there appears to be a theme in this week's stories. Drink when there's a reference to good ol' mouth-bricking. | 10/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN049 - GitEmSteveDave | This week, Matt and Julie are joined by special guest GitEmSteveDave to discuss his side of the story. Drink when you hear a name from the TESD crew. | 9/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN048 - Weekend At Julie's | This week, Matt and Julie discuss the religion of Indian cuisine, vegan porn, and shrimping. Drink when you hear a term for a homosexual. | 9/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN047 - You Can't Do That On iTunes | This week, Matt and Julie discuss America, Canada, and the morbidly obese. Drink when you hear "I don't know." | 9/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN046 - Hurriquakado | This week, Matt and Julie discuss natural disasters, including earthquakes, hurricanes, and Jerry Lewis. Drink when you hear the name of a weather phenomenon. | 9/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN045 - Secret Track | This week, Matt and Julie return with the love (and by love, we mean vibrators, 80s marketing icons, and ambiguous puppets). Drink when you hear the word "gay." | 8/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN044 - Moose Knuckle | This week, Matt and Julie present entertainment news, bizarre crimes, and how to increase your bust. Drink when Julie gets riled up. | 7/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN043 - Spoiler! Spoiler! | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Harry Potter 7.2, gay marriage, and fun in Louisiana. Chug when you hear about Flitwick's glistening body. | 7/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN042 - Don't Panic | This week, Matt and Julie discuss claustrophobia, Google+, and the seedy underbelly of production assistants. Drink when...wait, there's no time for that. Do you have your towel? | 7/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN041 - Kissing Cousins | This week, Matt and Julie discuss smart phone etiquette, expanding your dating pool, and stupid criminals. Drink when you hear the word "phone." | 7/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN040 - Booty Call Ninja | This week, Matt and Julie talk about porn, parodies, reunions, and ninjas. Drink when you hear the word "school." | 6/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN039 - Geeking Out with Dino Andrade | This week, Matt and Julie talk with Dino Andrade (founder of Soulgeek.com and voice actor for WoW, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and PvP). Drink when you hear the word "geek." | 6/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN038 - Magnited States of America | This week, Matt and Julie discuss current events and next week's episode, which will feature Soulgeek.com owner and voice actor Dino Andrade (from WoW, Batman: Arkham Asylum, and more). Drink when you hear the name of an animal. | 6/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN037 - I'm 37?!? | This week, Matt and Julie explore online dating. Whether you're into Christians, midgets, or furries, there's someone out there for you. Drink when you hear the word "dating" or "date." | 6/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN036 - Something Like 36 | This week, Matt and Julie explore Chyna, thank Dennis Hopper for verbs, and discuss shrinking waist lines. Drink when you hear the word "vanity." | 5/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN035 - Left Behind | This week, Matt and Julie survive Jesus Bowl 2011, but don't for a moment question why. Drink when you hear the word "rapture." | 5/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN034 - Animal Explorations with Julie Jaymes | This week, Matt and Julie explore the animal kingdom. Sometimes it's tense, sometimes funny, but always irreverent and wrong. Drink when Matt notices Julie's monitor. | 5/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN033 - In Your Face | This week, Matt and Julie discuss topless coffee, cat girls, and a world tour of facial creams. Avon gonna sue somebody. Drink when you hear a reference to breasts. | 5/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN032 - The Jesus Frequency | This week, Matt and Julie discuss the death of Osama, time-traveling saviors, and cat calls in Philadelphia. Drink when you hear a reference to Matt's junk. | 5/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN031 - Little Monsters | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Matt's love for Christina Aguilera, a woman's love of Lady Gaga (and hatred of her cat), and the downfalls of senior love. Drink when you hear the word "meat." | 4/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN030 - The Taste of Play-Doh | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Matt's clothing choices, their tastes in women, and the Dawson. Drink when you hear the name of a child's toy. | 4/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN029 - Rangers Eat Nuts | This week, Matt and Julie discuss some of their favorite topics including hockey, hobos, and children fighting to the death. Drink when you hear a synonym for lady bits. | 4/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN028 - That's Entertainment | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Hop, the tank-driving, pot-smoking, elephant-loving, head-exploding, homophobic, jelly bean-pooping rabbit. Drink when you hear the word "movie." (Oh, Mad Mike's gonna sue somebody.) | 3/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN027 - Scratch 'N' Sniff | This week, Matt and Julie discuss insincere apologies, the dark underbelly of Wawa parking lots, and stoners helping the homeless. Drink when you hear something insensitive to Japan. | 3/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN026 - Trigger Warning | This week, Matt and Julie provide an audio tour of the Museum of Sex in NYC, discuss the hell breaking loose in Japan, and warn you of the evils of clocks. Drink when you get an abuse flashback. | 3/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN025 - Drunk State | This week, Steel Tip from hhwst.net Radio Network and the crew take the show on the road to New York City for a screening of Kevin Smith's new movie "Red State." They also may have had a few drinks. Drink when you hear the word "drink." | 3/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN024 - Do The Bartman | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Hollywood circle jerks and Philly personal ads. Drink when you hear a reference go horribly wrong. | 2/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN023 - CN Vs. WBC | This week, Matt and Julie discuss the upcoming releases of Apollo 18 and Kevin Smith's Red State, the Westboro Baptist Church, and the troubles of fitting in. Drink when you hear the word "movie." | 2/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN022 - How Dare You, Sir | This week, Matt and Julie deal with doppelgangers, their feelings on American theme songs, and indie film production. Drink when you hear the word "name." | 2/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN021 - Work Sucks | This week, Julie talks sex toys while Matt can't get his mind of work. A secret is revealed, the definition of publishing is debated, and teenagers flirt, fight, and fall in love. (Not really, but this episode would be a lot more interesting if they did | 2/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN020 - The Wrestling One | This week, Matt and Julie are joined by Steel Tip of the hhwst.net Radio Network to... Well, it's like the last one. But drunker. And with more wrestling. Drink when you hear a wrestler's name. | 1/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN019 - The Steel Tip One | This week, Matt and Julie are joined by Steel Tip of the hhwst.net Radio Network to discuss a new show, their grasp on male g*******a, and Oliva Munn in Maxim. Drink when you hear a reference too old for our listeners. | 1/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN018 - Completely Innocent Episode | This week, Matt and Julie discuss purely wholesome entertainment. Drink grape juice when you feel loved. | 1/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN017 - Suck It, U2 | This week, Matt and Julie discuss drunken debauchery on the streets of Philadelphia and just how nigh the end times are. Drink when you hear the word "beer." | 1/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN016 - Christmas Balls | This week, the crew gets filled with Christmas spirit(s). Drink when you hear bells in the music bed. | 12/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN015 - Overly Offensive | This week, The Poet invades Citation Needed to school Matt and Julie on gay and Jamaican culture and to discuss the battle royale love fest between Oprah and Barbara Walters. This one ain't for the kids. Drink when you hear the word "black." | 12/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN014 - Running Naked Through The Sand | This week, Matt and Julie discuss other podcasts again, Julie makes a plea, Matt learns about mohels, and alcohol is consumed. Finish your drink when we take a shot. | 12/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN013 - Follow That Bird | This week, Matt and Julie discuss Black Friday shopping, terrible Christmas gift ideas, and atypical Thanksgiving celebrations. Julie geeks out on Harry Potter 7 (SPOILER ALERT!), and Matt talks about humping birds (again). Drink when you hear the word | 11/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN012 - Loco For Four Loko | This week, Matt and Julie...Well...It made sense in our heads while we were doing it. Drink when you hear the word "died." | 11/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN011 - Back For Seconds (Alive 2) | This week, Matt cradles some nuts; Julie learns of the dark underbelly of selling used garments; and the victims of turkey sandwiches get the respect they deserve. Drink when you hear the word "panties." | 11/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN010 - Prop 420 | This week, Matt and Julie talk politics, current events, Prohibition, and sex toys. Also, Unicorn Johnny Depp tries to pick up Violet, the well-endowed, mentally subnormal, magical co-ed in this week's "Potter F***ing." Drink when you hear a pot referen | 11/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN009 - It's A Shot of Whiskey, Charlie Brown! | This week, the ghosts of Halloween past rear their horrifyingly ugly heads when Matt "Sorcerous" Stajonovic and Julie "Jugular" Jaymes discuss childhood costumes, haunted houses and attractions, and scary movies. Drink when you hear the word "Halloween." | 10/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN008 - Who Would Harry Potter Do? | This week, Matt 'goes' where better men have gone before, and Julie gets something off her chest before diving deep into the world of Harry Potter to discuss the Deathly Hallows movie, unlikely magical partners, and Hermione's underpants. Drink when you | 10/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN007 - The Land of Homosexia | This week, Matt and Julie delve into birthday shenanigans, CURRENT events, and the relationship between Julie and her breasts. Drink when you hear the word "coffee." | 10/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN006 - A Very Special Episode | This week on a very special episode of Citation Needed, audio quality is compromised when Matt and Julie present some of their favorite previously unreleased clips. Abominations include "Poultry Rape," "Sex Couch," "F****** Gumby," and other vile trash. | 10/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN005 - Erecting Bridges With Tentacle Porn | This week, the team follow in their podcast forefathers' footsteps; Julie gets schooled on Japanese erotica; Matt reviews celebrity home videos; and the ghosts of video game past rear their maniacal heads. Drink when you hear the word "bricking." | 10/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN004 - Burnin' Bridges | This week, Matt lights fires and p**ses them out; Julie reveals her sordid past in the adult entertainment industry; Matt exposes his alcoholism and himself to children's organizations while bad 80s kids shows return with a vengeance. Drink when you hear | 9/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN003 - This Is Not A Smodcast | This week, Julie's parents take on Philly; Matt breaks a taboo; and a promise is made that will never be fulfilled. Drink when you hear the word "mother." | 9/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN002 - Autotune This | This week, Matt creates a new Android app; Julie fingers her phone; Matt finds a new favorite fast food joint; and a sink is desecrated while Julie hides her kids, wife, and husband 'cause they're raping everybody out there. Drink when you hear the word | 9/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCN001 - Making Friends | This week, Matt claims to have saved half of the children in a burning building at the expense of the rest; a power surge takes out Julie's computer, impeding her ebay habit; Matt loses a listener already; Julie laments about her computer; other podcasts | 9/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2nd Promo Citation Needed | 2nd Promo Citation Needed | 8/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit1st Promo Citation Needed | 1st Promo Citation Needed | 8/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 77 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
What no reviews
Really has no one seen how hot Julie is I mean really. It's a good show as well !!! Come on
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