Crimes Against Food
By Simply Syndicated
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Podcast Description
Lots of us think we can cook, but the sad truth is that most of us can't. In Crimes Against Food, Gloria and Mia talk about some of the worst food based crimes that we all commit.
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ExplicitCAF 38 – Table Manners | We're all freaky eaters in our own way right? - Don't be afraid, listen, and feel better about yourself. - Oh yeah, you're not having a stroke, CAF is back. | 3/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF 37 – Free Food | There's no such thing as a free podcast, unless it's about food. | 9/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCAF – Episode 36 – Erotic Food | I became a little hot under the collar when uploading this. | 3/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 35 – Herbs | Ah yes herbs, one of my favourite things, don't want to go promoting them on a podcast you know. Ow ow STOP KICKING ME! What? Ah.Herbs. I'm with you now. The girls take you through the wonder that is herbs! Enjoy :) | 12/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 33 – Coffee | The lost episode! Only lost because Will skipped an episode number when uploading. The girls grind out all things coffee. | 11/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 34 – Great Expectations | Some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them, others just serve bad food. | 9/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 32 – Foraging | Gloria and Mia are joined by champion forager Sarah Binless to talk about, well, forager. | 7/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 31 – The Chef And The Cook | Mia and Gloria are joined by Marcia to talk about professional and domestic cooking. | 6/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 30 – Food Poisoning & Contamination | Mia and Gloria take us through the murky world of upset stomachs and exploding faces due to food poisoning. Now faces may NOT explode, but they could, i'm just saying. - Listen out for a Crimes Against Food competition. | 5/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 29 – Bar Snacks | Food to accompany beer. Well, 'food' to accompany beer. | 4/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 28 – Chinese Food In The U.K | The girls are back! A take-away length episode for you. | 3/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 27 – Food Security | 'We're all gonna die man! Like a bunch of melon farmers!!!!!' - - Bill Paxton - Aliens (ITV pre-watershed edit) | 2/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 26 – A New Year Of Crime? | The food prophets cast their magic eye, check the crystal ball and consult the bones to bring you yet another cracking show! | 1/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 25 – Fasting | As we waddle into the new decade, bellies aching from too many holiday dinners and shattered promises of years gone by, Gloria and Mia take you through the world of fasting. The good and bad going via the fu*kin ridiculous! | 1/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 24 – Christmas | I caught Santa kissing the Crimes Against Food girls under the Christmas Tree. He was lured in by their exceedingly good biscuits and milk! | 12/19/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 23 – Wedding Food | We talk about what can go wrong when you eat food at weddings. | 12/11/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 22 – AnaCurry In The U.K | Good Curry. No Worries. | 11/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 21 – Pies & Pasties (Pastry 1) | Gloria and Mia talk everything short, flaky and filo. | 11/11/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 20 – Cook Books | Don't try cooking a book, you'll only burn the pages moron. | 10/21/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 19 – Cheese | The Brie shudders in the dock. Cheddar waits, cheese head in cheese hands. Gorgonzola hangs from a gibbet as the Goats Cheese takes it lashes. - Non Stick Lindh and Stainless Steele take on cheese!!!! I Camembert the tension! | 10/11/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 18 – Food On Film | Eggs and Kodak, Hi Def Yorkshire Pudding and 16mm Cake. The girls talk Film and Food, a fat critics wet dream. | 9/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 17 – Tolerance and Intolerance | Gloria and Mia tackle allergies and intolerance's. | 9/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 16 – B.B.Q | When will i see you again......? | 9/3/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 15 – Eggs | Whisk them or fry them, they're still eggs. | 8/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 14 – Sandwiches | I'm very simple when it comes to sandwiches. They have to have bread and they have to have Marmite. After that I'm not really bothered as long as it's some kind of meat. | 8/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 13 – Soup | You can drown in just a couple of inches of it. | 8/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 12 – Ice Cream | I scream, you scream, we all scream for a new episode of Crimes Against Food. | 7/31/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 11 – Rogues Gallery | It's something about food with Mia and Gloria. | 7/24/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 10 – Local Crimes For Local People | Are you local? | 7/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 9 – The Dinner Party | I haven't been to many dinner parties. I don't like the food or the people so it wouldn't be a good idea anyway. | 7/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 8 – Cake | You know I love a bit of cake. Oh man I looooooove the cake. | 6/24/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 7 – Bread | It's one of my favorite foods. You can use it to make toast, cheese on toast, beans on toast, french toast and toasted sandwiches. | 6/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 6 – Preserves | Jars of things and stuff like that. I'm not a fan myself but it's not about what I think is it. | 6/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 5 – Breakfast | Gloria and Mia talk about the most important meal of the day. I like Frosties. | 6/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 4 – Chicken | Gloria and Mia come over all chicken. | 5/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 3 – Restaurants | Gloria and Mia tell you exactly what's wrong with restaurants. The last time I went to a restaurant they arranged the chips like a mini game of Jenga. Fortunately I won and was allowed to keep them. | 5/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 2 – Biscuits | The little crunchy nice things we all like so much. | 5/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CAF – Episode 1 – Kitchen Essentials | Time to kick things off with a brand new show! - Join Gloria and Mia as the take a look at some of the crimes we commit against food and cooking. For the first episode they're taking a look at the basic kitchen essentails. | 5/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 38 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
A fun listen
As someone who commits a lot of crimes against food, I didn't expect to enjoy this podcast. Boy, was I pleasantly surprised. Gloria and Mia are very witty and their tangents are hilarious. This is the perfect podcast to start the day with, or to get over a bad mood.
Love It!
I love this podcast! Its like you're hanging out with your girlfriends talking about food. They are entertaining and I laugh out loud every episode.
Fun, Light, and Fattening!
It is impossible to listen to this show and not get hungry. Gloria and Mia have a light, happy chemistry that makes even the most heinous crime against food amusing. And they don't just point out the crimes, they offer delicious solutions, and even make British cuisine sound tempting. (no mean feat, that) They also have such wonderfully soothing voices that it's like a massage for your brain. If you are looking for a serious, boring show about ingredients then this may not be for you. But if a fun-filled chat over tea with a couple of friends about the latest food-related atrocities interests you, then pull up a chair, make yourself a cuppa, and relax with these two lovely ladies.
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