curbchecked enthusiasm.
By Ryan Drake and Allan Pellegrin
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Podcast Description
Rayke and Allan are two friends who went to high school together, but never spoke to each other until college, where they came together over a shared love of blazers and pretentiousness. This is their story. Also, their friend's stories. If you want to possibly be on the show, or have any questions whatsoever, please forward them to our email inbox (curbchecked@gmail.com), and we'll certainly get back to you. Thanks!
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ExplicitEpisode FIFTY-ONE: Rat Brain S**t Shirt | Our SECOND TO LAST episode is finally here! Rejoined by the lovely ladies of The Buckners this week, for important conversations about: -- Their new band, The Ultralight 100's. -- Simon Cowell. -- Brandy. -- A tshirt made out of s**t that includes someone's brain. -- Kanye West and sexting. -- Recipes for alcoholics on a diet. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR LISTENING! We'll be live from Norman Music Festival ALL (next) weekend, the 28th-30th, for our VERY LAST EPISODE. Hopefully some of you can come hang with us! WE LOVE YOU. <3rayke. <3rayke | 4/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FIFTY.5 - The Awkward Goodbye | THIS WEEK: It's pretty self-explanatory. We love you guys SO much! THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO US BEING IDIOTS FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS. It's been *so* much fun! Get as many emails in as possible for the next two weeks! <3rayke. | 3/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FIFTY: Drink, S**t, Cry | HOLY S**T WE HAVE DONE THIS 50 TIMES?! This week: - We celebrate fifty episodes by bringing back BradChad Porter, and welcoming new friends of the show, the improv savant boys of Twinprov. - Discussion about how you can be as cool as Buck and Clint by joining the OKC Improv scene. Classes are cheap. - Lots of freestyle hip-hop and s****y beatboxing. - The difference between Hipsters and Hippies - We poorly demonstrate some improv exercises/games. - How to deal with your girlfriend if she's only attracted to ugly people. Sort of. Major props to the Vrazel boys for hanging out with us. They are SO MUCH FUN to be around, and I highly suggest you catch one of their shows during April if you can. Very worth it. Also, BradChad Porter. But mostly, the listeners who have kept giving us questions and things worth discussing over the last two years/50 episodes. Thank you guys SO MUCH! <3rayke. | 3/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-NINE: Bob Ross' EctoCooler | So stoked to have the funniest dude on Twitter, THE DUTY, on this weeks episode. It's highly offensive and one of my favorites. Also, Denver returns. TOPICS: -- Yoda gets dumped. -- Hitler's transitions. -- Bob Ross was a closet homosexual and heroin addict. -- We manage to literally (once again) offend 1/3 of the world's population (Asians). -- We finally use the word "s*******k". -- Muscly v****as. -- Allan is Alcohol Jesus. -- How not to drink 30 PBRs in two hours. -- Garrison Keilor stops by. Big props to Duty for recording with us. He's as funny as you think he is. Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 2/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-EIGHT: Wet And Messy | Sorry for the delay. Crazy weather and a broken computer have ruled my life recently. THIS WEEK: -- Joined by comedian Dan Skaggs and two members of the 7 Deadly Sins burlesque revue, Zane LaRue and Merry Ann Moan. -- The art of sploshing. -- Dan says horrible things about infants and Johnny Cash. -- Living in a van. -- Getting over your antisocial behaviors by dressing like Kris Kross. -- Eifel Tower-ing with your father. -- Bad parenting. THANKS FOR LISTENING! <3rayke. | 2/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-SEVEN: Asian Hair | THIS WEEK: Joined by comic (ex)traordinaire Zach Smith, and re-joined by Bradchad Porter for an expert analysis of: -- White people with oriental hairstyles -- Unprovoked p********a -- The merits of being a 14-year-old stoner. -- LIGHTSABER VS. SUPERMAN -- How a 17 year old in Washington has a better life than Bradchad. -- How to *not* have a child. -- More highbrow discussion of "Soggy Biscuit". I personally think this show is f*****g hilarious. Big thanks to Zach and BradChad for humoring us. THANKS SO MUCH FOR LISTENING! <3rayke. | 1/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-SIX: Sea Level | THIS WEEK: One of the most fun episodes to record, ever. Hope it translates! -- Joined by comedians BradChad Porter (a*****e.) and Derek Smith from Chicago. -- Sufjan Stevens played in a hail storm. -- Derek breaks down the science of all the dead birds and fish. -- A message on partisanship. -- Bradchad doesn't know how to smoke totally legal tobacco properly. -- Cutting edge weaponry, and how it applies to Korn videos. -- Depleted uranium bullets, and their effects in the undead. -- The art of sploshing (look it up, kids). THANKS FOR LISTENING! <3rayke. | 1/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-FIVE: Soggy Biscuit | Recorded in TULSA at The Max, Retropub. Joined by blogging sensation, Tasha Does Tulsa (dot com!) Topics include: Tulsa, Banging in public, LARPing, Disc golf, Segways, and yet another conversation about shoving Everclear soaked tampons in your ass. | 1/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-FOUR: The Mutually Warranted 4Loko Funeral | MERRY CHRISTMAS KIDS! This is our gift to you. THIS WEEK: - Rejoined by old friend of the show, Kingfisher Watonga (Episode 28), and new friend of the show, Woman-Wetter Bob. - Woman Wetter's voice makes Rayke sound like he's going through puberty. - 4Loko gets Allan real drunk. Again. - The problems with bongo players, tree-huggers, glass eyes, and guitar solos. - iDouche. - How to surprise your family with a baby for Christmas. So, next Tuesday (12/28), we'll be recording the podcast at THE MAX in downtown Tulsa! We'll be joined by comedian BradChad Porter and blogging prodigy, Tasha Does Tulsa. Come hang out with us around 9pm. Should be fantastic. Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 12/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-THREE: Bam! | We promised a show so we're delivering a show. It's not our best. Probably closer to our worst. But it's *something*. THIS WEEK: -- The greatest intro of any episode we have ever done. -- Kevin and Win A Date With Josh Jantz make their triumphant returns to the show. -- Emeril ruined someone's Christmas. -- Dealbreaker fetishes. -- Buttsex. Yep. Butt. Sex. -- The merits of role-playing; How to incorporate D&D tactics to your love life. -- Rayke banged a French girl. -- @2Name gives us surprise call and shamelessly plugs himself. THANKS FOR LISTENING/SUFFERING THROUGH THIS ONE! <3rayke. | 12/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-TWO: The J**z Of Miles Davis | THIS WEEK: Much better than last week, as promised, and surprisingly clean (by our standards). -- We reunify former high school sweethearts, Bradchad Porter & Rex Barrett. -- The perils of being Senior Class President. -- Bradchad goes to prom with his aunt. -- Mental patients escape in the Zoo. -- Polar Bear rape. -- ProjectOKC is awesome. Sorry we didn't have time to get to questions this week, but NEXT will we totally will. We mau do an entire episode of just answering questions so get them to me! @Ryake or hit up the inbox. Big things coming up next month! Stay tuned, and THANKS FOR LISTENING! <3rayke. | 11/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FORTY-ONE: El CacaCabra | This episode is sad and echoey. We mostly embarrass ourselves and sound like we're in an empty amphitheater for 17 minutes. One of the grossest and weirdest shows we've done so far. We talk about "s**t sucking" and "The Human Centipede". That should tell you all you need to know. Thanks for possibly listening? <3rayke. | 11/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FOURTY: South Dakota Hookers | HOLY S**T IT'S OUR 40th EPISODE. Seriously. The fact that we have done this 40 times baffles me. A lot of alcohol has been consumed, and a lot of questions have been horribly answered. Thank you guys for keeping us going for almost two years now! THIS WEEK: -- Joined by comedians BradChad Porter and Heather Payne. -- We celebrate appropriately by drinking 40's. -- The ethics of legal prostitutes in the middle of nowhere. -- How happiness can ruin your life. -- How to get revenge on a cheater. -- How to (not) m********e in class/public/kill yourself. -- The five second triumphant return of The W***e Of Babylon/Meathole In The Middle. Big thanks to BradChad Porter and Heather Payne for hanging out with us and answering your asinine questions. They're hilarious and if you ever have the chance to make it out to "Thursday Don't Suck" at the Speakeasy, or JJ's Alley on Sunday night, I think you'll either agree with me or drink yourself into a coma. Either way, it's a great night. ALSO: (Shameless) I'll be performing at "Thursday Don't Suck" THIS WEEK (10/28). If you enjoy the show, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE come support BradChad and myself as we try to make something out of our failing lives. And, again, a huge THANK YOU from both Allan and myself for keeping us up for forty episodes. We want to party/f******o every single one of you. <3rayke. | 10/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-NINE: Knuckleheads | This show is very different. We actually substituted "horrible attempts at humor" with "great guests/information"... We were lucky enough to have Brian Winkeler and Robert Wilson IV stop by the apartment for an *awesome* interview about the comic book creation process, and their new(ish) comic book: Knuckleheads. On a totally personal level, I have read Knuckleheads AND Brian's other project, Bastard Road, and have found them both to be hilarious, and very well written. These dudes definitely do quality stuff, and I was stoked to take a break from our typical BS for an actual conversation with people who haven't previously huffed paint at some point in their lives (as far as I know). But, with that said, we'll be back to regularly scheduled shenanigans next week as we will be celebrating our FORTIETH episode by drinking (what else?) as many 40's as we can handle, and we'll have the always hilarious BradChad Porter joining us. It will be comedy gold/porn. Stay tuned, kids. <3rayke. | 10/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-EIGHT: The Buckners Discuss 'Rape'. | This show is crazy. Really. Crazy. THIS WEEK: We're joined by The Buckners! Been looking forward to talking to them for a while, and they definitely didn't disappoint. We talk way too much about rape, but also plug our upcoming LIVE event in Oklahoma City on October 8th called "Cold Is Hell". It's a charity/benefit show to raise coats for underprivileged kids in The Plaza District. It should definitely be a crazy party for a good cause, and I REALLY REALLY hope some of you in the OK area can make it out! More details here. Listen to Allan's makeshift PSA around the 1:30 mark if you are offended by our ridiculousness. THANKS FOR LISTENING! <3rayke. | 10/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-SEVEN: FleshLightSaber | WE'RE. F*****G. BACK. Weekly shows starting NOW. This week: - Joined by "Denver", Rick, and Rex (ProjectOKC.com!) - Lightsaber logistics - Fleshlights vs. Blow-up dolls vs. Real Dolls - P***s plants - The art of the pubic hair We're gonna be joined by THE BUCKNERS next Sunday so please please please get us some emails/Tweets to talk to them about! So stoked! Good to be back! <3rayke. | 9/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-SIX: FreeTulsa! Music Festival | Mid-Summer Hiatus Update! We were luck enough to spend the last weekend of July in Tulsa, Oklahoma for the first ever FREETULSA MUSIC FESTIVAL, and these are our tales. MAJOR thanks go out to Wayne Coyne, David Terry, Tom Bishop, and all the other acts that let us interview them that just didn't make it into the episode. We had an awesome weekend, and can't wait to do it again next year! On a technical level, I think this is our most ambitious show to date. Sadly, on a content level, we left a lot to be desired. We were in a sleepless, hungover, RedBull-fueled daze when we recorded and it just didn't "pop" as much as I would have liked. BUT, with that said, we will be back in September with new episodes on a weekly basis again! It seems as if we always take the summers off, but, we're ready to jump back in. So, get those emails and questions sent to [curbchecked@gmail.com] and hit us up @Rayke and @Pellegrin! Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 8/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-FIVE: The Gassy Bachelor | This is one of my favorite episodes ever. THIS WEEK: We take it old school and invite John "One Ball" McCall and Kayla back on the show for an important meeting-of-the-minds about how to get John a girlfriend. And then VIOLA! "Win A Date 2.0" was born. The logistics and merits of John are discussed in way too much detail and then he takes his pants off. After that we get real nerdy and talk about video game tattoos, A Goofy Movie, and strippers. Thanks for listening! We. Love. You. <3rayke. | 5/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-FOUR: Stephen Hawking After Hours | THIS WEEK: - We jump on the bandwagon and finally introduce autotune to our show. - The merits of getting Stephen Hawking shitfaced. - How to pick up freshman girls. - Bon Iver is a pretentious douchebag. - Real Life Mario Kart. - VIBRATORS. - Hipster Jousting. Yeah. Thanks for listening! WE LOVE YOU AND WANT TO SEE YOUR EMAILS IN OUR EMAIL INBOX. | 5/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-THREE: From The Past | New episode, but this was actually recorded and edited two weeks ago, BEFORE the Norman Music Festival, which is why we talk about coming out to it in the first segment (and I'm too lazy to go in and re-edit it...) After you skip the first segment, we'll delve into important conversations like LIFE ON DISCOVERY, Random girls phoning us up, and the awesomeness that could come from one night at Robotic Wednesdays. Also, I met a drug dealer. Special thanks to Chaz, Cody, and Olivia for stopping by to talk with us. I have a feeling that this will be one of those "fun to record, but not fun to listen to" type of episodes. We'll be back to recording new stuff soon! Thanks. <3rayke. | 5/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-TWO: Norman Music Festival! | Our second live show in as many episodes, we spent the weekend in Norman, Oklahoma for the NORMAN MUSIC FESTIVAL. We set up in a local bar and discuss the good times had at NMF, answer more strange questions, talk about eating each other, and then sneak an interview with Mike Hosty in at the end. It's ACTION-PACKED. Major thanks goes out to The Norman Music Festival for hooking us up with credentials to interview bands (even though none of them actually showed up) and free beer! We love them, and will definitely be back next year with a better understanding of what to expect! Back to "normal" episodes next week, at least for a while ;) Thanks for listening/baring with us! <3rayke. | 4/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY-ONE: Live From The Conservatory | We're "LIVE" from the Conservatory this week as we celebrate the release of Eden Sharmaine's new album, play some games of F**k/Marry/Kill, and talk way too much about breast implants! This is a bit of a strange episode for us, as we were kind of out of our element. Not as funny as the other shows, but very "informative" (if that makes sense?). I'm really glad we were able to do this BEFORE the Norman Music Festival show (April 25th) because that's gonna be a way bigger show and now we kind of know what to expect. Huge thanks to anyone who stopped by. Especially to Eden Sharmaine for letting us record, drink all their free beer, and releasing a great new album. We'll be recording a "normal" episode again this weekend (The 17th) so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE fill up our email inbox. We're desperate for new questions! Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 4/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTY: In The Morning | EPISODE THIRTY IS HERE. The fact that we have done this 30 times baffles me. This is a surprisingly "clean" show! We were trying not to go straight to Hell as we recorded on the anniversary of Jesus' resurrection. THIS WEEK: We're joined by *two* new friends of the show, Alicia and Rick, as we focus test our new (amazing) morning radio show, promote our upcoming live shows and contests, and get all nostalgic for the 90's as we talk about 12-year-old girls. Blog post coming up tonight or tomorrow with details on our upcoming live shows in the OKC area. Please come party with us! We're gonna need support... Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 4/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-NINE: African Redbush | THIS WEEK: Part Two of our important sit-down conversation with Maria (The Human Siren) and "Denver". We tackle the tough issues like: - Bloody balls - Sexting - Racism - Retarded guys and their inappropriate relationship with Jehova Witness trolls. Amongst other things. Also: Since "Win A Date With Josh Jantz" was so wildly popular, we decided to start a new contest! Details at the end of the episode. The winner will receive something. We're back to being a weekly(ish) show! Also: We've booked our first two LIVE shows, so if you live in the OKC area, come out and see us! More details on our website and on my Twitter. Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 3/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-EIGHT: Drunk | THIS WEEK: Allan and Rayke get DRUNK with their friends and discuss important life topics, such as "the merits of telling a girl that you jacked off to her Facebook picture" and "the importance of playing frisbee alone". And then Rayke tells the tale of Austin, Texas, and how he was able to fenagle his way into meeting important technology celebrities such as Leo Laporte, Jim Louderback, Kevin Rose, and Cali Lewis at SXSW. On the mics with us this week are: Relationship Expert Kayla, John "One Ball" McCall, Josh "Still Dateless" Jantz, and NEW FRIENDS OF THE SHOW. Token Black Guy and "Kingfisher Watonga". Sorry for the audio problems. As our soberness decreases, as do our microphone handling skills. JOIN OUR FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! We'll be posting a sweet video up there *very* soon. Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 3/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-SEVEN: V****a Sucking Weed Party | HAPPY THURSDAY! I was so stoked about having THE GREATEST QUESTION OF ALL TIME asked on this episode, that I decided to release a few days early. You're welcome. This week, we were re-joined by "Denver", and new friend of the show: Maria, The Human Siren. We talk about some crazy gross/awesome s**t, but it's pretty much just par for the course. I don't want to spoil any of it here so just listen at your own discretion. ALSO! Thanks one of awesome fans, we now have a Facebook Fan Page. Look it up Join it. Potentially win sexy photos. Thanks so much for listening! Send us email/questions! <3rayke. | 3/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-SIX: P In The V | Part two of our show with "Denver" concludes with a twenty minute conversation about the "ins and outs" of the prostitution industry. Thanks for being patient while my computer was being repaired, and we'll be recording a new episode next weekend! Send us all your questions or comments (or permission to JUDGE you) and we'll read them on the show! Also, thanks to everyone who emailed to alert me that the website domain had expired. Got that taken care of... Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 2/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-FIVE: Bikini Zombie High School | Happy Valentine's Day, kids! We know our audience pretty well. Well enough to know that you guys have no Valentine's plans (like we do?), so we figured we would do our part to make these next 18 minutes fly by. We're joined by our friend "Denver" this week, and managed to make a whole lot of b******t out of nothing. Allan - Reveals ideas for yet another new video game franchise. "Denver" - Eats his own farts. And I wish I was joking. Rayke - Is basically worthless in this episode. And then we bring it all together in the end and try our best to judge Anthony Carboni, but fail miserably. THANKS FOR LISTENING! SEND US EMAILS AND CANDY AND FLOWERS AND REVIEW US ON ITUNES AND S**T LIKE THAT. <3rayke. | 2/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-FOUR: Mate Gigging | Back. New episode. Sticking to our "two episodes a month" format. ALL relationship advice. Rayke - Sucks with numbers. Kayla - Isn't actually an "expert". John - Would f**k Paula Deen. Allan - Promotes his new video game. | 1/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-THREE: Literally A Shitstorm | We're ringing in 2010 with a fresh new episode of your favorite podcast that have given up on by now! Read this post for a small explanation of what's happening with the show. THIS WEEK-- Tallon: F***s webcam strippers. Rayke: Wants to rob a gun store. Allan: Sells insurance. John: Is shitting on dead people. Before we recorded this episode, we had a talk about how we have already covered just about everything in the realm of "horrible", "grotesque" and "shameful". But by the time we stopped recording THIS episode, we knew we were wrong... Thanks for listening! Subscribe + Review us on iTunes! <3rayke. | 1/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-TWO: Jump Around | Back again with ideas of breaking into daycare centers, Star Wars legos, dinosaurs, and freestyle rapping. Also, JUMP AROUND! Not much to say about this episode, other than the usual. P********a, casual racism, and beatboxing. You guys should be used to this by now. I PROMISE (for real!) to start putting up an episode every week, at least for a while. We already have them recorded, all I need to do is find the motivation to "edit" them. And yes, our quality still sucks and we STILL need mic stands. Thanks for listening! <3rayke. | 11/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY-ONE: Shuto! Shuto! | Back this week with John McCall and Jantz for an episode full of "line-crossing" banter, plenty of casual racism, and we finally get some nudity on the show! John - Should be your karate teacher Rayke - Might actually be a laugh track. Jantz - Wants to date you. Allan - Will kill your little sister. Once again, if you're easily offended, then what the f**k are you doing listening to this b******t in the first place? THANKS FOR LISTENING, AS USUAL. Our numbers were a bit down after last weeks episode, so, we're working on some "marketing" things. But if you *really* enjoy us, just keep the downloads coming and tell your friends about us (or more importantly, your enemies) and send us questions/comments through our email or my Twitter! <3rayke. | 10/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWENTY: Roidrageous | WE ARE BACK LIKE HERPES, KIDS! Hiatus = Over. This week, we are joined by Jantz AND new friend of the show, John McCall, for an explanation of our two month absence, and then delve into the very back of the email inbox to get some relationship questions from people who sent them in months ago and probably committed suicide by now since we didn't answer them. RAYKE - Still has an annoying laugh. ALLAN - Is engaged. JOHN - Has one testicle. JANTZ - Can't say "boobs". Thanks for sticking with us and sending all the hateful Twitter messages/emails asking us what the f**k we were doing instead of entertaining you! We really enjoy doing the show and are going to get back on a semi-regular release schedule. Tell all your friends to check us out and subscribe to us on the iTunes! We love most of you. --rayke. | 9/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode NINETEEN: Jesus Is A Scientist | Part Two of "the last thing we recorded pre-hiatus" is here. This week, we're rejoined by our second favorite single mother (Kate Gosslin, ftw.) Leslie, for a very informative relationship advice segment, we tout ourselves as a PSA, and then delve deep into the world's problems and solve the environmental crisis, population crisis, and lack-of-s****y-podcasts crisis. KEEP THE IDEAS COMING FOR THE DRUNK SCAVENGER HUNT! (If we decide to still do that) and send us emails: Curbchecked@gmail.com LOVEUBY. <3rayke. | 8/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode EIGHTEEN: Spirit Animals | We have returned from a small hiatus to bring you the last thing we recorded before our little vacation, and are getting ready to start recording every week again! THIS WEEK: I (Rayke) have abandoned editing, and pretty much left all the b******t that I usually take out in this episode, hence the 29 minutes. Sorry. I'm a lazy a*****e. We discuss going on "Spirit Quest Action Indian Vision Journey 2009", and how it will make us hilarious again, we talk about my birthday and need YOUR help in making it awesome, and then we talk about sacrificing virgins because...something something Podcast Gods. But yeah, SEND US YOUR IDEAS FOR THE DRUNKEN BIRTHDAY SCAVENGER HUNT, PLEASE. Either Twitter them to me @Rayke, or email us at curbchecked@gmail.com ! Thanks for listening, we're getting ready to start recording again! We'll be funnier. Promise. <3rayke | 8/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEPISODE SEVENTEEN: CRACK PIGEONS | Episode 17 is a bit late (sorry, kids) but we're back with topical humor from two weeks ago! TOPICS: - Banging cheerleaders - Michael Jackson - Crack carrier pigeons - DIY locking toads And then BenMarvin gets judged... OR SHOULD WE SAY BATBOY? Thanks for listening. We got a lot of Twitter responses from you guys and we talked about them but the episode was long enough as is. So maybe next time! <3rayke. | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode SIXTEEN: Make A Wish, Bitch | This week, we're recording at my apartment for the first time in weeks, so I took it upon myself to drink a lot. Also, we're rejoined by Meathole Of Babylon/W***e In The Middle and a toy megaphone. Hilarity ensues. Rayke - Is uninvited from Kayla's wedding. Kayla - Has diarrhea. Allan - Is hosting a new game show. Also: Relationship advice, and @Kolchak gets judged. THANKS FOR LISTENING. TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU LOVE US AND WE WILL REWARD YOU WITH MORE MEDIOCRE MADE-UP B******T NEXT WEEK. <3rayke. | 6/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FIFTEEN: You Look Like Crap Today | It was a super special week in the Curbchecked Enthusiasm camp, as we were allowed to collaborate with the guys from You Look Like Crap Today, and together we invented the greatest podcast episode your ears will ever bleed from. It's *extended*, so there are way too many topics to try and list. Just listen to it. And if you don't like it, you're stupid. But we will be back to our regularly scheduled "format" next weekend. Also, big thanks to the guys at YLLCT for allowing us to record with them. Subscribe to their show and watch as your life transforms from black and white into magnificent technicolor. Thanks for listening, we love you all. Really. Maybe even too much. <3rayke. | 6/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FOURTEEN: Reverse Engineering | We were lucky enough to be joined by everyone's favorite "local Oklahoma rock band that is actually comprised of members of many other failed local Oklahoma rock bands", Eden Sharmaine, for a few quick segments about shooting spaghetti and farming crack. And then we delve into just how geographically-retarded Rayke *actually* is, beg for sponsors, sell our faulty urine, get free porn, and then cut an ad-hoc commercial for Canadian whiskey. It's loaded, yo. SUBSCRIBE, PLEASE? And then review us. And then send us emails and Twitter messages. WE NEED YOUR VALIDATION. Thanks. <3rayke. | 6/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THIRTEEN: Rosy Crackpipe | We're back for Part II of our series with Tallon, and as we all know, the sequel is ALWAYS better than the original. We're the 'Empire' to last weeks 'New Hope'... Rayke - Would accept a BJ from a hot tranny. Tallon - Regrets being associated with us. Allan - Is a limerick machine. Also, we talk about creepy gas station patrons, baby rain, and swine flu (kinda). Thanks for listening! Keep up the emails/Twitter messages! ALSO, F*****G REVIEW US OR ELSE. <3rayke. | 5/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWELVE: Hipster Fight Club | We are delightfully enjoyed by our newly-adult friend Tallon this week, for a slightly above average discussion of: - Girl Scout Sweatshops - A 'fight club' for hipsters - Jumping the shark - Car humping - The Wheel Of Bad Life Decisions - Raves Also, we make our very first "period" joke. I'm surprised it took this long... Thanks for listening! Tell your friends, subscribe, review, email, Twitter, we're begging for attention here! Also, there will be new mic stands next time we record, so audio quality will be much better. Also, also...We're considering using Stickam and Skype to stream and take calls LIVE for our next recording 'session'. IF WE DO THIS, WE NEED YOU (Yes, you.) TO WATH LIVE AND CALL IN, SO WE CAN FEEL VALIDATED. Thanks, again. --rayke. | 5/23/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode ELEVEN: Bloody Boobzilla | The W***e Of Babylon is back with us, for a lengthy discussion of a "carnality ball", and the outrageous number of sex-crimes that are possible there, and some wonderful banter about b*****bs. Also, Allan takes some initiative and gets completely shitfaced on a bottle of Cuervo, which leads to the ultimate showdown of (drunk) man vs. machine. And of course, we plays "Judge The Listener". @TheFryMaster was our unlucky contestant this week. Our numbers are slowly getting better and better, and we are stoked about all the love we have been getting lately! Once again, from the bottom of our sex organs, we love you all. Speaking of sex organs, you should feel free to drop us a review on iTunes! Thanks for listening... <3rayke. | 5/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TEN: Schwasteypants'd | We're not being practical, we're being awesome. Episode 10 is a mix of a lot of other recordings. So. Yeah. Our friends, in no particular order, include: Luke (@lneff), Kayla (@kaylatalk), Seth (@schernak), Scott (@scottiethebody) and Jantz (@joshjantz). And our incredible topics: Lighting my carpet on fire, Baby slavery, Jesus & A Jew, Nasty cougars, Wolf Blitzer, Nintendo Camp, Allan's ass wound, and lobbying for the rights of morons, and curing idiocy. Yeah. It's *that* loaded. Our subscribers number has started to level off following the "Maxim bump", so please feel free to Twitter about us to your friends! Also, I have a plan for our next recording to make the audio quality better, so bare with us! Thanks for listening. Seriously. We love you guys! --rayke. | 5/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode NINE: V****a Rake | This week, we're joined by one of our top five favorite mediocre couples, Kayla & Seth, for a highbrow discussion about b*********y, bicycles, and our new reality TV show: "Urban Suvivorman". Also, relationship advice. Because we're (self-proclaimed) experts. Thanks to all the new subscribers, listeners, and men's magazines that decided to plus us this week! We love each and every one of you. Really. But if you still haven't, hit us up on iTunes! Review us! Validate us! --rayke. | 4/25/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode EIGHT: Salty Jew Tears | Episode Eight is out a week late. Apologies... It's the alcohol episode! We talk mostly about how much liquor it takes to make us cry, and we stereotype/make sweeping generalizations all the way to the top of the beer food chain. Also, we engage in yet another conversation about Joaquin Phoenix. Because Joaquin is the new rape. (?) Please listen+subscribe, leave emails, comments, twitter messages, iTunes reviews, restraining orders, etc...! Thanks for listening. --rayke. | 4/19/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode SEVEN: The J**z Ninja | Jantz is back with us this week, and regrets it in a hurry after the conversation quickly turns into J**z-A-Palooza 2009. We focus test a new (surefire) business model, and then discuss the wonderful creations that somehow creep into our brains. The J**z Ninja and The Unibort are only two of many more to "come". Also: Lots of callbacks to previous jokes. Listen to the older episodes if you want be cool. We're gaining subscribers at an alarmingly fast rate (you should all be ashamed of yourselves) but if you're still on the fence, just f*****g do it. SUBSCRIBE! Thanks for listening! --rayke. DIRECT MP3 DOWNLOAD. | 4/4/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode SIX: ¡BRO-MITZVUH! | This week, Allan and Rayke are re-joined by their favorite mildly retarded superhero, Mr. Josh Jantz, for a terrible discussion on the the mythical "bi-curious mafia", a crash course on being "sweet and sassy", and we establish ourselves as legitimate party-planners by mentally constructing the biggest gala of the century. We surprisingly manage to stay away from talking about strippers, rape, hobos, or crack! Go us! Celebrate by subscribing to us on iTunes! (Please?) Thanks for listening! --rayke. | 3/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FIVE: Little Sisters | This is the second part of our two-part series titled "Don't Listen To This. Please..." We got away from discussing Dre long enough to talk about Scott's deeply rooted p*******e problems, the end of the world, and Ben Folds. DISCLAIMER: We're not *actually* creepy p*******es, nor do we condone touching small children. It's all the name of very distasteful comedy. If you haven't liked these last two episodes, FEAR NOT! Allan and I will be recording again this afternoon for the first time in almost a month, and we're planning on getting back to our highbrow roots. Thanks for listening! | 3/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode FOUR: The Malt Liquor Fairy | DISCLAIMER - This is the first of a two-part series that we're calling: "Don't Listen To This. Please"... This episode is the love-child of having too many people in my apartment, and drinking too much alcohol with the microphones in our hands... Seriously, if you enjoyed the last few episodes, you'll probably hate this one. We're not planning on "promoting" this one as much as the others because we're ashamed of ourselves. But, with all that said, we found still found it to be funny. And we're definitely not going to "censor" ourselves. So. These next two episodes are just a little out of the ordinary. Don't abandon us yet, though! We'll be back to our regularly scheduled stupidity on Episode SIX. ALSO: THANKS FOR PUSHING US PAST THE 100 SUBSCRIBERS MARK. And, I have responded to all podcast-related Tweets, and emails. So keep them coming! I love the attention. Thanks, again. --rayke. | 3/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode THREE: The Existential Kool-Aid Man | Episode THREE is coming out two days early because I think it's f*****g hilarious and I couldn't wait to share it with everyone: We invite our friend Simpson over, but it does not matter because no one can get a word in edgewise over Allan, who goes off on a number of philosophically-fueled rants. Topics include (but are not limited to): Joaquin Phoenix, Our INCREDIBLE new video game, Girl scout cookies, and Plato. Also, lots of drugs. But no strippers this week! --rayke. | 2/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode TWO: Naked! Naked! Naked! | This week, Allan and Rayke are rejoined by their friends Jantz and Canaan for an entire show dedicated to everyone's favorite past-time: Nudity. I only wish I was joking. | 2/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode ONE | In the best 11 minutes of your life, Allan and Rayke are joined by their friends Jantz and Canaan for a dignified discussion of Justin Timberlake’s abs, Catholic rituals, “Steak Parties”, and strippers. Lots. And. Lots. Of. Strippers. | 2/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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