D E F E C T I V E G E E K S
By Defective Geeks
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Podcast Description
Join us as we share tales of our adventures and shenanigans as lady geeks! It's not easy some times, you know, especially when you have to act like a creepy fangirl at a convention. We like stuff such as movies, comic books, Batman, Star Wars, fantasy, sci fi, Battlestar Galactica and... other... nerd stuff (not Twilight). Give us a listen as we try and entertain you with our sordid girl stories. You know you want it.
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Ep. 61 True Love and Cleavage | The hot topic of the week is the man in Florida who allegedly ate the face of another man while being butt nekkid. Again, we discuss the possibilities of a zombie apocalypse. Fortune Cookie gives a report on Fanime and true love happening right before ... | 5/30/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 60 Botox Zombies | The Lady Geeks hit up some hard-hitting news in the geek world today-- including the possibility of Batman coming out of the closet. The Space Pirate Queen also believes that plastic surgery is a plausible cause of a zombie apocalypse in the future. | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 59 Drunkcast and Galloping Abs | It's our first drunkcast - the Lady Geeks record a podcast after playing the Star Wars drinking game for Episode IV. We pretend to have soberish discussions as we introduce our newest Defective Geek, Sabina aka Wicked Phoenix, and her tale of geekery. | 5/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 58 The Hulk’s Butt Cheeks | Pilbeam has joins us in the correct time zone (aka she's visiting California from England) and sits down to discuss all things superhero movies and cartoons. A little bit of The Avengers, a little bit of the Batman, a lot of Kevin Conroy love. Plus, | 5/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 57 Pottermore, Porn and Pho | In this episode, our Lady Geeks discuss burgers that kills people, Pottermore and dirty Asians. The Space Pirate Queen questions Fortune Cookie about China and how they access their illegal porn. Fanfic Theater: Rugrats. | 4/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 56 Live at SUPER*MARKET! | From our live podcast show at SUPER*MARKET at the Nerdist Theater in Meltdown Comics. We had a gentleman's debate on which movie will be better: The Avengers VS. The Dark Knight Rises. Listen in to find out who won. | 4/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 55 Team Evil Queen | The Lady Geeks discuss the not-so-innocent behind the scenes experiences and stories of people who work at Disneyland, specifically, the tale of a Jack Sparrow. Then go off on a tangent about the TV show, Once Upon A Time. It's sooooooo good, you guys. | 4/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 54 Force Pushin’ | The Lady Geeks are in wonder over the the 'Star Wars' game for Kinect and Darth Vader dancing. We also wonder over the fate of Storm Troopers and if they have feelings, hobbies and dreams. Other topics include 'The Legend of Korra', | 4/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 53 Aliens and Turtles | Our Lady Geeks discuss the upcoming 'Ninja Turtles' movie, produced by Michael Bay, and tries to imagine how epic and explode-y it's going to get. Alien turtles, anyone? This episode is also full of old lady creepiness. | 3/28/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 52 Marie Lu | Marie Lu, author of LEGEND, joins us in this episode to talk about her life as a writer in Los Angeles. She discusses her characters, her writing process and the success of her book. We throw in a bit of geekery and we figure out which House in Hogwar.. | 3/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 51 Drunk Walking | The Lady Geeks talk about the wonders of cherry blossom trees and the art of public drinking. Ever wondered which countries will allow you to be intoxicated in public where everyone can witness your classy drunkeness? We will tell you in this podcast. | 3/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 50 Our 5th Year Anniversary Party! | The Lady Geeks do their first live audience show at The Comic Bug in Manhattan Beach, California, celebrating the the 5th year anniversary of the website. We had live Fanfic Theater sessions, gave away prizes and interviewed people from our guests, | 2/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 49 Regina Carpinelli | Regina Carpinelli is our Lady Geek guest and she gives us all the exclusive announcements on Stan Lee's Comikaze Expo as presented by POW Entertainment and Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. We got all the exciting news first because we have a special love ... | 2/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 48 Don’t Drive in Heels | The Lady Geeks talk about vampires. Again. Vampire wine. Fortune Cookie also tells her Valentine's Day story of romance and true luuuurve! Happy one year anniversary to her and her boy! | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 47 Ryan Glitch and Geek Love | The Lady Geeks interview our first guest on the podcast, Ryan Glitch, founder of Sci Fi Speed Dating which is featured on TLC on their show Geek Love. We talk about the many highs and some lows of geeky speed dating. | 2/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 46 Whenever Frodo Fell Over | It's an old fashioned podcast episode with just the Space Pirate Queen and Gizzy B behind the microphones. Mostly chit-chat about the weekend adventures and Lord of the Rings drinking game. Which led to talk of alcohol and getting drunk. Go figure! | 2/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 45 Lucky Dragon Year | Happy Chinese New Year! The Lady Geeks delve into something only women tend to do: zodiac, astrology signs and horoscopes predictions. Anyone know a good psychic? We also find out our best celebrity matches from CelebMatch.com! | 1/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 44 Freud and Coke | The Lady Geeks discuss the failures and success of documentary style and shaky cam movies - from The Devil Inside to Cloverfield to The Blair Witch Project. Also, lots of people who invented important things in life did drugs! Hooray! | 1/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 43 A New Year with Harrison Ford | A new year, another year for the Lady Geeks to babble and giggle like the awkward nerds we are. This podcast presents to you the future of food printing and the end of the world according to the Mayan calendar. | 1/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 42 Finding Love with Boba Fett | The Lady Defective Geeks wraps up the year by not talking about the holidays but by discussing a very important topic: geeks and love. They discuss aspects of a nerd fantasy world about dating and falling in love, fear of rejection and getting rejected. | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 41 Matt Bomer on an Island | Batman catches p*******es in Canada while we discuss the failings and potentials of the movie 'In Time.' When it comes down to it, it just needed more Matt Bomer. Really. He's pretty. Also, laptops kills sperms. Fanfic theater: Deathnote. | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 40 Vampires Munching | In this episode, we have two new guest hosts: Crystal and Lauren! Since the Space Pirate Queen and Fortune Cookie felt lonely without Gizzy B. We get to know our guests and ramble on about the usual things. Like Transformers, Supernatural, creepy, | 12/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 39 Rescue All the Cats | The Lady Defective Geeks discuss young adult books and the dystopian genre. They discuss several books like 'Legend', 'Hunger Games', '1984' and 'The Giver.' We also try to figure out what we would do if we were thrown into a Battle Royale type situati... | 11/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 38 Batman Punches People in the Face | The Lady Geeks ask the age old question: would we rather be a villain against Batman or Superman? They also discuss a world where human blood is produced from rice and human limbs are grown from trees. FYI, Frank Miller is a douche bag. | 11/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 37 Gizzy B’s Diary | Gizzy B reads from her private journal... from when she was in eight grade. Get caught in a dramatic and emotional journal of younger Gizzy as she fights for her right to watch vampire movies and have beautiful, viking-like hair. | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 36 Drama, Horror and Fairy Tales | The Lady Defectivegeeks discuss drama on television and covers all kinds of series and genres. Sailor Mizz and Gizzy B (that's her new name, guys) discuss the new television shows this season such as 'Once Upon A Time' and 'American Horror Story. | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 35 BOO! Halloween! | Sailor Mizz joins us for her very first podcast, hooray! We get to know her and her geekstory for the first half of this podcast. The other half is Halloween centric because it's our favorite holiday. We tell real ghost stories, paranormal experiences, | 10/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 34 Podcast Fun Time Now | Our passion for all things geek fun time now! Yes, the Lady Geeks do talk about SNL's "J-Pop America Fun Time Now" and how the skit is pretty damn accurate. Admit it, you weeaboos. We talk a little about the Avengers trailer, | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 33 This Episode is in 3D | Gizzy, Fortune Cookie and the Space Pirate Queen discusses the re-release of Disney animated films as 3D movies in theatres. They ponder the future of 3D technology, especially 3D television and watching TV sitcoms in three dimensions. | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 32 Comic Book Boobs | The Lady Defectivegeeks open up discussions on the recent controversies on DC's relaunch-- namely Catwoman #1 and Starfire in Red Hood and the Outlaws. Why are boys trying to turn off women from reading comic books with awkward Batman sex scenes and gi... | 9/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 31 It’s All Supernatural, Baby | In honor of the premiere of its seventh season this Friday, Gypsy joins the Space Pirate Queen and Gizzy to discuss all things Supernatural! The Lady Defectivegeeks reveal our obsessive ways-- we mean, how much we love the show. | 9/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 30 Geek Collab: The Rise of the Planet of the Lady Geeks | Defective Geek's Space Pirate Queen and Gizzy collaborate with RyTime Geekcast's Ryan and Cindy Bennett plus Castle Co-op's Blake Howard. The group records this megacast of pure geekery and undying love for Kevin Smith and his work. | 9/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 29 Baby Oil Rub Downs | The Lady Defectivegeeks discusses Gizmodo's female intern's mean-girl blog about her online dating experience with a harmless nerd. Don't mess with our nerd brothers, we will shank you. Gizzy offers her services to rub baby oil on Spartan cosplayers in... | 9/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 28 George Lucas Ruins Everything | The Nerd Rage is strong in Gizzy as we discuss how George Lucas ruins yet another classic scene in the original Star Wars trilogy. The Space Pirate Queen and Fortune Cookie marvel at the easy access to anime kids have these days and then go on to rant ... | 8/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 27 Our Overlord the Mouse | The Lady Defectivegeeks only wishes that they can kill more Nazis with their bare hands like their new hero, Nancy Wake (rest in peace). We touch on the Disney and Marvel relationship and Ryan Gosling, defender of all hipsters. | 8/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 26 Gizzy’s Sexy Noises | The Lady Defectivegeeks talk a little bit about Lady Gaga's new music video and MAN GAGA-- so what?! Deal with it. We reflect a little bit on American youth, riots and our "Big Brother" country. Space Pirate Queen still can't read out loud properly but... | 8/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 25 Bats and Monkeys | To celebrate the podcast's 25th episode, the Space Pirate Queen decided to live stream the entire thing with a historic four people listening in. Thank you all four people! Gizzy and SPQ goes into depth about all the photos and videos that has been lea... | 8/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 24 More Man-Candy Please | What is the meaning behind Slave Leia's iconic costume in the nerd world? The Space Pirate Queen and Gizzy spends a quiet evening dissecting the topic of feminism, geek girls and female empowerment through cosplay and wearing skimpy clothes. | 8/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 23 San Diego Comic Con 2011, Stuff Happened | Fortune Cookie enjoyed some greasy fried food at the OC Fair while the Space Pirate Queen and Gizzy had to suffer through all the geekery and nerd-fest shenanigans of the San Diego Comic Con. We were forced to drink free booze, | 7/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 22 It’s Comic Conz Timez! | - Three of our Lady Defective Geeks sit down and have a pre-San Diego Comic Con discussion and dishes out more advice on how to survive this giant nerd convention. A little bit of Batman and Harry Potter gets thrown in there, | 7/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 21 Transformers Go BOOM! | Fortune Cookie keeps the Space Pirate Queen company while Gizzy is away and so the ladies discuss the third installment of the Transformer movies and how Victoria Secret models can act better than Megan Fox. We enjoy explosions and giant robots. | 7/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 20 Gizzy No Understands Animu Talky | Gizzy and Fortune Cookie takes the reign in this episode and discusses Anime Expo, Orlando Bloom, The Three Muskeeters and new Batman and Superman movie news. Fortune Cookie educates Gizzy in the wonders of digitally projected Japanese pop stars and w.. | 7/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 19 Little Girls They Make Me Feel So Bad | The Lady DefectiveGeeks talk a little about Anime Expo vs. AM2 - two rival anime conventions. They discuss the poor American guy that is currently facing criminal charges for having supposedly naughty comics in his laptop while traveling to Canada. | 6/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 18 Our Podcast Is Now An “Adult” | One month away from San Diego Comic Con and the Lady DefectiveGeeks dish out some advice on surviving this massive and insane convention. We also talk about Evangeline Lilly in the Hobbit, Dominic Monaghan's current career endeavors and Space Pirate Qu... | 6/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 17 Sean Bean and His Manly Points | The Lady DefectiveGeeks go into a deep discussion about the relevance of movie studios marketing at San Diego Comic Con and the exclusion of women in today's comedy genre. The Space Pirate Queen and Gizzy both enjoyed the movie, Super 8, | 6/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 16 Fancy Nolan is Fancy | Our Lady DefectiveGeeks share embarrassing boner stories and discuss a new level of sexual food fetish. Lo mein noodles glory holes anyone?! Gizzy really, really, REALLY likes Christopher Nolan and can't stop gushing about how amazing his movies are. | 6/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 15 Superman Can’t Get High | Our Lady DefectiveGeeks ponders if smoking pot or anti-depressants would have any effects on Superman- but first, they discuss the finer science of girl shopping (sorry boys!), why it's okay to kick ass in skimpy clothing and Gizzy reveals her favorite... | 6/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 14 Defective Geeks, As Heard on S.I.R. | The Space Pirate Queen, Gizzy and Fortune Cookie fangirl over our commercial on S.I.R. by Kevin Smith and Jen Schwalbach. We adapt our new tagline: all news, no cocks! Fortune Cookie gives us an update on Fanime Con progress, | 5/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 13 Nancy Asks What’s An Apple Box? | Nancy aka Pilbeam joins our discussion this week and contributes to teasing Gizzy- I mean, contributes to our topics at hand. We discuss the sad demise of the Wonder Woman television series, lady geek problems and Gizzy's future rise to stardom. | 5/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 12 Emo Viking and Alcoholic Zombies | Our Lady DefectiveGeekers sympathizes with the emo viking and his love of flowers and kittens. Also, lots of zombie talk including how Giselle will one day be the town alcoholic zombie... just keep the weed away so she won't get the 'munchies' for huma... | 5/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 11 Xena, Buffy, Donna Noble-Ladies, Ladies, Ladies! | Our Lady DefectiveGeekers talk about other ladies they love--(oooh, lady lovin'...!) Space Pirate Queen is a little slow from the SoCal heat but they do manage to delve into the upcoming summer flicks, The Rock, Xena and Buffy. Warning, | 5/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 10 Tenth Episode Mark… And Damn You, Julia! | We bring in our honorary Lady DefectiveGeek, Julia, to discuss the finer side of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, San Diego Comic Con, Anime Expo and Otakubooty. The Space Pirate Queen and Gizzy end the episode with a temporary end to their long time friendship (... | 4/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 9 Geek Girls Are Not So Easy | Our Lady DefectiveGeekers prove themselves to be quite un-ladylike with their nerdy, fantasy, sci-fi-y ways. They delve into the perception of certain bloggers on New York Times about women not having a particular interest on the fantasy genre. | 4/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 8 We Heart Mr. Darcy | Our Lady DefectiveGeekers had a very Jane Austen weekend in England, stocking up on Mr. Darcy merchandise along the way. Space Pirate Queen and Pilbeam tell tales of Scotland and England adventures and talk about strange films they've watched in bet... | 4/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 7 Simon Cooked Sheperd’s Pie | In which our Lady Defectivegeekers multiply to 3 people - Space Pirate Queen and Pilbeam party it up in England; while Gizzy enjoys the warm California sun. We discuss Pilbeam's supergeek origin story, Star Wars, | 4/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 6 Jelly Beans, Wonder Woman and Jeff Goldblum | Our Lady DefectiveGeekers uses the word 'Vagoogoo' way too many times, discusses Wonder Woman's bad make up job and Giselle's undying love for Jeff Goldblum. Apologies in advance for the torturous conversation about smuggling jelly beans in v****as... | 3/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 5 We Like to Cosplay! | - Fortune Cookie is our guest co-host and we delve into her world of awkward childhoods, cosplay and a little bit of Pokemon. With just a dash of boy love thrown in. You know you STILL want it. Taglebot also sits in the background as a guest comment... | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 4 Be Afraid of a Girl and Her Lightsaber | Our Lady Geeks discuss the cultural differences between blonde girls versus everyone else. Gizzy tried to kill a robber with a lightsaber and we delve into the world of boy lovin'... you know you like it. | 3/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 3 Bella Hearts the Joker, SPQ Hearts Felicia Day | The Lady DefectiveGeekers bashes on horrid movie posters, goes into depth about Bella x The Joker fanfiction, fandom drama and their girl crushes (creepily, of course!). - Subscribe via iTunes! | 3/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 2 The Oscars and Batman Fanfiction | The Lady DefectiveGeeks talks about the Academy Awards, Jensen Ackle's birthday, Supernatural, and Batman/Twilight crossover fanfiction. A special thank you to our friend, Kateri, for the opening theme music! - Subscribe to us via iTunes! | 3/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ep. 1 Podcast Premiere! Hobbit Pervy Fanciers: The Origin Story | The Defective Geekers have decided to leap onto the podcast boat, hosted by yours truly and Gizzy. Please enjoy the first episode and excuse us as we fumble a little here and there... we're awkward geeks. We will put up new episodes as regularly as pos... | 2/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 61 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Great Show
There is nothing hotter than Lady Geeks! That aside, this podcast is a fun walk through all things nerdy. It will keep you up to date on anything and everything geek related. Check it out!!
Awesome Show
This podcast is the best way to catch up on what's happening in the world of geeks. And if that's not enough it's hosted by fun and funny ladies. One of my favorite ways to spend an hour of my week. It always leaves me wanting more.
Adore the Lady Geeks!
Great to hear news about comic conventions and the female perspective on entertainment and comedy. These ladies are a great presence to have in the podcasting world.
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