Dongtini
By Simone Turkington and Stephanie Drury
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Podcast Description
Your one stop shop for bitches, wieners, and God.
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 32 | Simone reports after her cruise to the Bahamas. Jello Biafra was on board along with a lot depressing tourists. Meanwhile, Stephy hung out with a dreamy Irish philosopher as a birthday treat. | 2/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 31 | On today's show, girls confronting girls is scary, Simone attends a puppy baptism, Stephanie explains worship to a baffled Simone, and a Chicken McNugget diet. | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 30 | Stephy shares roommate stories, bogus love for stretch marks is analysed, both share their memories of the Footprints poem, all while Simone is on 4 shots of Pimm's. | 2/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 29 | Mars Hill disciplines dong usage, Henry VIII's fourth wife had body odour, and Miley Cyrus takes a bite out of a big black cock. | 2/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 28 | Simone's trip to Seattle being thwarted by snow is discussed, along with drive-thru sensuality, celebrity jury duty, a douchelord, and are goatees the new mullet? | 1/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 27 | Simone suffers for not doing her homework, Stephy uses profanity for speech therapy, and the show's first voicemail is answered. | 1/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 26 | Double p***ses and where to put them, buttocks on art, the meanest ever "Would You Rather?", and the space-time continuum are up for grabs. | 1/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 25 | Christmas recaps with inappropriate gifts from a grandma. Stephy explains why she was in a sorority, and both are disgusted by daddy/daughter dates. | 1/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 24 | Simone is tormented by old, deaf people, elephants and other unusual painters, and the world wanking champion are discussed along with the ladies' first guest. | 12/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 23 | The ladies talk about Christmas awkwardness, air out some gift ideas, and Simone goes inside the gayest house in Los Angeles. | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 22 | The ladies debate the moon landing, the bad legacy of Pearl Jam is explored, and an official segment for Mars Hill horrors is unveiled. | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 21 | Stephy's a hot local single (apparently), twitter lights up humiliating the customer base of Axe body spray, and disability meets drive-thru in Taco Bell News. | 12/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 20 | On today's show, the list of words banned from Pakistani text messages, the new 'Would You Rather?' segment, and who do atheists thank on Thanksgiving? | 11/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 19 | Simone goes all the way to Chile to see Faith No More while Stephy stays home to attend a preaching competition. | 11/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 18 | Loved and loathed accents, Facebook hatin', and Christians scheduling sex and over sharing the details is discussed. | 11/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 17 | Late night bad news, touching human brains of unknown origins, and Christian love are discussed. | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 16 | The ladies discuss opening bands, their first experiences with dongs, and drunken internet purchases. | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 15 | Horny cats, hornbag theologians, and an all new Taco Bell News. | 10/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 14 | The contents of truckers' pants and Christian and regular Liberace are discussed. | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 13 | Is it douchey to say "douche"? Listen and vote! Gross and new words are discussed along with the debut of Taco Bell News. | 10/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 12 | Big name-dropping episode! Who will it be? Also, Stephy's work at dismantling a cult, and the validity of drunk compliments are discussed. | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 11 | Baby names derived from diseases, some awesome Twitter accounts, and a ridiculous memory-off are featured in this show. | 9/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 10 | At Stephy's behest, Simone listens to Jay-Z and declares it "f*****g garbage". Pop music is dissected along with n-word usage. | 9/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 9 | Simone returns from England and now knows where there aren't prostitutes. British plumbing and Christian Camp Peniel are discussed along with a disturbing device called Rape Axe that'll have the gents clutching their nethers. | 9/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 8 | Sibling violence, harassing Jane Wiedlin from the Go Go's, and the gayest house in LA are discussed while cats and kids scratch at the door. | 8/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 7 | The final episode in the 'Stephy in LA' trilogy. Acts of bitchiness and a well executed practical joke are discussed. | 8/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 6 | The episode that was almost thwarted by a homeless man's bare ass. Details contained. Mint juleps, v***a-saurus and teen embarassment are also discussed. | 8/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 5 | Stephy visits Simone in LA where they laugh at INXS, recount a Christian family reunion and shriek at water breaking. | 7/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 4 | Braco the Croatian healer who simply gazes, the cultish Mars Hill church and 'To Catch A Predator' are discussed. | 7/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 3 | Crying at work and gross female restrooms are discussed along with the return of Readings from the Heart and a surprise phone call to conclude. | 6/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 2 | Stephy confesses to the bad music she likes, Simone talks about her name being un-sexy in a Sri Lankan accent, and stuff hidden from parents when they visit is discussed. | 6/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDongtini - Episode 1 | The Rapture, the horror of the Black Eyed Peas and readings of Amazon reviews for weight loss pill Alli which causes body fat to liquefy and make an unwelcome exit. | 5/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 32 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Dongtini: More than an Odd Name
What is a dongtini? This "cocktail" (all puns intended, I am sure) sounds absolutely horrible. But after listening to Stephanie and Simone work their magic, it is my new favorite drinkable podcast!!!
These women cover a wide variety of seemingly unconnected topics and have such differing viewpoints it is always a shock when it ultimately merges into the work of art that is Dongtini.
Do not delay! Listen and enjoy!
Dongtini
Dongtini is like The View, but heavily influenced by Supergrass, Phalluses, and is a unique and enjoyable insight into American culture.
The ghosts of Sassy Magazine
At a time when grown women (and men) seem hell bent on infantilizing themselves in order to seem winsome and unthreatening Stephanie and Simone have the capacity to be both terrifyingly honest and deeply funny.
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