Emergency Pants Podcast
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Podcast Description
Specializing in amusing discussions and anecdotes.
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ExplicitEpisode 187: Dare to Squee | Episode 187, in which we’re actually pretty sure that we’re ready for this jelly. SHOPPING AT THE WAL-MART! San Francisco! Merlin Mann! Fancy colored pencils! Eeeeeeeee!!! Listener stuff! Today f*****g sucked because we had to say goodbye to M | 5/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 186: Lack of Pants | It’s episode 186, in which we are joined by Casey, aka CLEAPOW! Discussed: The art of the passive pick-up The joy of pantslessness Emails from Randal and Bridget’s brother Rob Dig-the-cat made a ringtone of Bridget’s laugh Casey tells us | 5/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 185: Everything is Lips and A*****es | Episode 185, in which we are joined by thejohnblog, smart ass extraordinaire! Discussed: Vegkat‘s emergency pants KCnDEN and Randall defend vibrating razors Emily asks about our preferred vehicles for syrup John did hard time Nerd complaints And, fo | 5/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 184: Vindictive Bowels | It’s episode 184, in which we discuss: Zooey Deschanel: what’s her deal? TV’s Frank! Professional butt wipers Pens and pencils and paper! OH MY! Cats are tender lovers Shane’s pants Lady business Why don’t I have any haters? | 5/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 183: Shat of the New Hampshire Asshats | It’s episode 183 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Smartasshat! Discussed: CHSH! The blue go-cart of shame The best rubix cube story EVER Stuff! Things! People! And many more! Download: Episode 183 | 4/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 182: ‘sup, d******ks? | It’s episode 182, in which we discuss: Our totally scientific and not at all offensive theory about why today was such a long day for everyone! Ron Bailey and Bridget started a Totoro tumblr! Gavin from Poke It With A Stick Podcast shares his 6th an | 4/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 181: Can’t podcast, clowns will eat me | Randi asks us to discuss what freaks us out Tungle.me sounds like a sex act You Look Nice Today is back! Bridget got a mention on Roderick on the Line! Delgrosso asks us what extra senses we would be stuck with and what senses we would actually want Downl | 4/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 180: Inside the Pantser’s Studio | Our friend Rose tells us OMG SNAKES CANCLIMB WALLS and hey, watch The Apple We talk about topics from braincooksidea, delgrosso, froggeek, smartgrrrl, 120pagemonster, wordishness and pennynickels Revisiting Vanilla Ice being a douche Bridget got a menti | 3/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 179: BEST WEEK EVER | It’s episode 179, in which we discuss: Penny and Johnny are amazing hosts Shane asks all of our female listeners to wear thigh-high socks. Go get yours at Sock Dreams Mass Effect 3 gave Shane a sad Bridget tries to tell Shane why he HAS to listen to | 3/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 178: Tossing the Boob at the Tin Shack | Episode 178, in which we are joined by Jeremy of The Cocktail Napkin podcast! Spice Channel Becky and Becky and Darren and Darren Thanks to Matt for telling us about The Death and Return of Superman Kevin Smith movies Thanks to Evan for sending us th | 3/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 177: FIRST | It’s Episode 177, bitches! We talk about topics provided by braincooksidea, cloudya, lindstifa, raiselm, elizabethplaid, and thejohnblog! We also discussed things. And stuff. Download: Episode 177 | 2/28/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 176: BLOWJOBS FOR EVERYONE! | It’s episode 176, in which we discuss: Valentine’s Day Are pharmaceutical companies murdering celebrities? (Hint: NO!) HR’s HR Smug life Waffles the corgi and Waffles the cat How It’s Made – snow shoes, bottles, contact lense | 2/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 175: Pancake v Waffle | Episode 175, in which we are joined by long time listener Ben! Discussed: You know, the one guy who was in that show Pot pie Demotivational posters from Despair.com Candy Pants(less) Party Pancakes vs. waffles And many more! Thanks to Monkeyfrog, Chronica | 2/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 174: You can be a phoenix after you finish your homework, sweetie. | Episode 174: FINE MOM JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. GOSH. Discussed: Musers Magic! The Nerdening! Otherkin Giraffes Download: Episode 174 | 1/31/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 173: *Contains No Actual Chicken | It’s Episode 173 of Emergency Pants, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! Discussed: Everyone in Whole Foods is offended about something The beautiful Not Chicken orchards of the great Northwest Fundies are not at all fun Depression is a dick Do | 1/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 172: Slap Snatch | Episode 172: Here’s the thing. Drama! On the Internet! Thanks to Randi for her questions! Lyndzi told us about the practical uses for the C String! We talk about stuff and laugh! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 172 | 1/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 171: A Schticky Boom-Boom Down | Episode 171: Viva Pantalones! Cover art by Pam Aghababian! Intro by Smartasshat! Evan told us about CString! Vegkat told us about the Schticky! Exclamation point! Download: Episode 171 | 1/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 170: Emergency Pants Gets A Physical | Episode 170: We like it very much! Booger problems We love Maru We love Animals Talking In All Caps, Tumblr Taking In All Caps, Starbangledanner, and Old Erotic Art 2yellows asked us to discuss the best and worst of 2011 Doorhingeteeth asked us to di | 12/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 169: Johan Sebastian Blog | Tonight we’re joined by TheJohnBlog! Points of interest: Bridget was on the Smellcast – listen here and here! Check out the Diane Rehm Show We love Tom and Jerry, especially Is You Is Or Is You Ain’t My Baby Download: Episode 169 | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 168: Is that the Thing? | Episode 168: Tony! Tonee! Toni! Discussed: Rude people at movies X-Files and Doctor Who Celery Um. I don’t remember what else. We talked. And laughed. It was fun! Download: Episode 168 | 11/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 167: The Darren McGavin Appreciation Hour | Episode 167: DANGERPANTS! And by that I mean we are joined by Tony Delgrosso! Thanks to Penny for letting us know about this year’s must have Christmas gift, Bag of Nails! Thanks to Jeremy for sending us two unrelated things! It’s fun to know | 11/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 166: PERPERDERG | Episode 166, in which we learn the effects of m**********n – besides joy and sleepiness. We love Misfits and are mystified by Chav Star Bangle Danner is hilarious Bridget was on Story Time Podcast! Lookit, Emergency Pants! We heard from jules the bu | 11/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 165: Halloweenie | Episode 165: WoooooooOOOOooooooOOOOooooooOOOOO! CREEEEEEEEEPY!!!!! Um. Or not. Shane got a venus flytrap Bridget went to a baby shower with the internet Boob restaurants Fall is a dick Halloween Scary movies Download: Episode 165 | 10/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 164: Duck Face! | Episode 164, in which we interact with our Tumblr Bunnies! Shane has two new tumblrs – Proper Sex Acts and Rejected Crayon Colors yhf has a new webcomic tumblr that is AWESOME. Shane suggests sake mississippi-dick tells us about the electric Delorea | 10/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 163: BURSL PROTS | Episode 163: Your FACE occupies Wall Street! Tank is a dick Something something occupy Wall Street something Balls Listener love Shane is playing video games for sick chillens! Go donate! Thanks to smartasshat for the intro! Download: Episode 163 | 10/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 162: Seriously? | Episode 162: I mean, really? Cake flavored vodka Ever since Smartasshat did this awesome write up of Magnum ice cream bars, Bridget can’t get enough of them Ice cream monks Elizabeth sent us the Free Flexor video Brad sent us this Christians hate Po | 10/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 161: Thanks, Mom! | Epsiode 161: ELIZABETH PLAID, PEOPLE. Cat Genie Starbucks love Kat got in touch about the INCINOLET! Ben, Brad, and Fey Driver are all awesome. We love you, Tim! Download: Episode 161 | 9/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 160: Our Listeners Did All the Work | Episode 160: You like us! YOU REALLY LIKE US! We answer emails from Penny, Justin, Brad, Alyssa, and Elizabeth, and questions from Delgrosso, Lindsay, Marshall, and Vegkat. HI EVERYBODY! Joe & Kelly have a kickstarter project! Check it out, won’ | 9/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 159: Dickenballs | Episode 159: ALL OF THE UNNECESSARY SLEEP AIDS! Kat emailed us some awesome stuff, including this video Hi Alyssa in Canada! Bridget picks a fight with robthebanker, but he totally backs down The origin story of “emergency pants” OMG AMY AND B | 9/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 158: Your FACE is Interesting! | Episode 158, in which we’re joined by the interesting Trinity! We play a voice mail from Matt and read emails from Kat, Penny and Elizabeth Penny pointed us in the direction of the Shove Glove -look out! Elizabeth told us about this thinkgeek thingi | 9/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 157: Suckers and Rubes | Episode 157: We think you guys are swell! Bridget went to CHSH, got drunk, and blames Lindsay Shane got a stitch from Man Junk aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys Kitties with People Names! GO LOOK! We answer questions from Elizabethplaid and Erik Bat | 8/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 156: Nips a’popping | Episode 156: Something something boobs something We answer questions from crosseyedstitch, rartastic and Penny Bridget loves Fishing with John Penny and Johnny are famous! Shane has been watching Hillybilly Hand Fishin’ Doctor Who is coming back! Ja | 8/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 155: Question: Who Would Win in a Fight – Bears or Emergency Pants? | Episode 155 is the episode to end ALL EPISODES! OR SOMETHING! We answer questions/discuss topics supplied by Alyssa from Canada, 2yellows, thejohnblog, smartgrrrl, lindstifa, yhf, smartasshat, and inthefade! Topics include: It’s not stalking, itR | 8/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 154: That’s A Lot of Nuts! | Episode 154, in which we are joined by Matt Doucette! He says funny things on the internet, he’s half of Fake Band Name with Bridget, he makes comics, and he stitches. Damn, man, that’s a lot of stuff! We got emails from Kat and Shawn sharing | 8/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 153: All Those Crusty Socks | Episode 153 -*knock knock knock* Honey? What are you doing in there? Emails! Eeeeeeeee!!! Matt aka Cracker Finishing School for Boys sent Bridget a pressie! Penny made Bridget a boss playlist Shane’s in love and you better accept it even if it’ | 8/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 152: Ramblecast! | Episode 152: We’re all over the place and junk! Thanks to Penny for telling us about her friend’s awesome and hilarious write-up of her experience with cancer and about this article that sounds eerily like Bridget The Butt Slasher has us sadde | 7/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 151: Yiffing! | Episode 151: Now with 100% more YHF! Touch by an Uncle It’s hot as balls! Working at a place with a walk-in freezer is awesome A message from the awesome Toppie Smellie! Lots of other things! I was laughing too much to remember them! Download: Episo | 7/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 150: Our Cats, Ourselves | Episode 150, in which we are 12 year old boys. AS USUALLY. Pam sent us a voicemail! Hi Pam! Jeremy, Justin and Rob sent us emails! O HAI GUYS! We discuss the awesomeness that is Cracker Finishing School for Boys Shane will be on the Story Time Podcast! Ho | 7/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 149: M**********n Foundation | Episode 149: Time to sauce the taco! Daniel emailed us about The Art of Seduction. GROSS. Ben dropped us a line about Minnesota being too polite to ask for federal funding Bridget’s brother Rob sends us his favorite Urban Dictionary entry We plug Sh | 6/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 148: Go Ahead, Caller. | Episode 148: We take your calls! And do UNSPEAKABLE things with them! We got emails from Vegkat and Tim! We take calls from VSC, Penny Nickels, and Shae! Bridget’s brother Rob send an email about Go The F**k to Sleep! Download: Episode 148 | 6/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 147: Katzenzwein | Episode 147, in which we are joined by Pam from Hip To Be A Square podcast! We talked about a lot of stuff! It was fun! Also: wine. Here, go look at this kitten in a hamster ball! Download: Episode 147 | 6/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 146: Pass the Gavel | Episode 146: Something something fart joke something. Shane passes up a gavel Bridget is self-medicating with margaritas We love Steve Purcell, the creator of Sam & Max Lindsay sent Bridget puppies! Hi to TJ and Pam! Download: Episode 146 | 6/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 145: Bitch Cutting: Averted. | Episode 145: Don’t cut a bitch, Kat, we’re totally here! Bridget talks about the Maker Faire Rum. RUNNERS. Mongolian barbecue Nazi Evan asks if we’re aware of merkins, and we school him Amber asked about Andriod apps – here’s | 5/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 144: It the Katkast! | Episode 144: Oh my god you guys! It’s KAT! Junderpants! Fairytale of New York If I Should Fall From Grace With God totally sounds like The Sun Exit 57 and Vacant Lot are both hilarious! We love the unexplained! What’s your buddy crime solving | 5/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 143: Does this rag smell like ether? | Episode 143: WE’RE BACK, BITCHES! Shane tells us about his sweet new digs! GIANT F*****G BUMBLEBEE Maus says hi! Over and over! Ben told us about the passive Midwestern advertising at Bushel Boy Midwestern Greeting Cards – they need to be a th | 5/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 142: The Jamcast | Episode 142: JAM HANDS! Penny sent us some SUPER GROSS ADS Go. Look. Also, Penny sent us a link to her internet boyfriend. Check it out! Tim from Tastes Like Burning sent us an email – hi Tim! General Bitching Ice cream The lost episodes of Emergenc | 4/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 141: I’m Gonna Go Pee From My V****a | Episode 141: We’re back and junk! A tale of two couches Bridget went to a thing and met Lindsay, Nicky, Michele, and many others! The Runny Bunny, Trixie Delicious, and Christopher Uminga all make cool stuff! cats Bridget and Penny started a new blo | 4/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 140: $240 Worth of Podcast | Episode 140: Awwwwwww yeah! John Callahan was awesome Funky Sofa is funky Don’t Look Down Wishes My Bodyguard Other things! Download: Episode 140 | 4/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 139: Tic Tac T**t | Episode 139, in which things happen! We got a voicemail from Christopher WalkenMatt! This is the funniest damn thing that has ever happened. For real. Shane can raise a single eyebrow, wink and whistle. Bridget can’t. *sad trombone* We visit the Unc | 3/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 138: Your Boney M is Showing | Oh my god, you guys! It’s the FEY DRIVER! Fey tells us all about the Pink Wheelnuts podcast We cheer on the Casey/Zangief Kid Behold! Boney M! We want Solo Wheels THIS HOUSE IS AWESOME Moo and Oink We also talk about awesome bathrooms, portable show | 3/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 137: I’ve never snapped into me | Episode 137: I dunno. What. Bras Make-up Vibrator burns Pussy Seeking Missions Bridget refuses to eat feces apples We got voicemails from Matt! Thanks, Matt! Download: Episode 137 | 3/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 136: We got nothin’ | Episode 136: Oh my God, you guys! It’s MARSHALL! Shane enjoyed God’s Pizza! Roku, won’t you? Thank you! Maus has pooplosions Marshall lived in Stars Hollow Shannon is awesome! Did I mention that we love Natalie Dee? Download: Episode 136 | 3/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 135: Anti-Bacterial Body of Christ | It’s episode 135 and junk! Did we mention that we love Natalie Dee? The body of Christ is very unsanitary Two Stupid Dogs! Thanks to the Fey Driverand Toppie Smellie from the Smellcast for making Bridget blush and for the shout out for Emergency Pan | 2/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 134: Svickovacast! | Episode 134 will stick to your ribs! The Bohemian Cafe is awesome. SVICKOVA FOREVER! For Alyssa: guy cries when his car is towed This kitten video is awesome Download: Episode 134 | 2/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 133: Cool (H)whip | Episode 133: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Jim! We got a message from Toppie Smellie from The Smellcast! Rachel McKay is awesome! Happy Birthday, Alyssa! Farting penguin! Jim recommends White Ninja Comics Hi Vegkat! Hi Keri! Download: Episode 133 | 2/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 132: Mashed Perderders | Epiode 132: Did I ever tell you my frozen semen story? Hi to Jim, Dana, Stephanie, Feydriver, Toppie Smellie, and Joe and Kelly! sports What are freezer biscuts? Bridget explains Totoro and Miyazaki Thanks to Natalie Dee once again for our cover art! Down | 2/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 131: An Airing of Grievances | Hi Pam! Hi Tara! Hi Alyssa! Hi Alissa! Justin describes a new weather phenomenon: “shaneclone” Hi Matt! Pocketcontents provides alcohol engineering solutions. Human cheese. *hhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrgh* Baby monkey riding on a pig! Also, we discuss | 1/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 130: Our Podcast, Ourselves | Episode 130: We explore the strange new sensations we’ve been experiencing in our budding young bodies. Aaaaah, I’m just f*****g with you! We talk about stuff. And things. Shane is going to punch dance his rage and beat up all of Omaha! LOOK O | 1/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 129: Askholes! | Episode 129: Your FACE is your Mom! Wait, what? We bitch about the snow We answer questions from Rachel and Shae Hi Jamie in the hospital! (He’s on the road to recovery, thank goodness) OMG YOU GUYS SHANE DOES THE FRANK NOISE You can ask us stuff! B | 1/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 128: Healthy and Sexually Attractive | Hi Joe and Kelly on the podcast! Joe did stand up! GO WATCH! Josh Grobin sings the tweets of Kanye West Penny sent us stuff! Check out German Chessboxing Championship story and video and her friend Roy’s Christmas songs! Marshall left us a voicemail | 1/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 127: Pissycast | Episode 127: We’re pissy! Whatever! Uke Youtube Channel! Maximum Overdrive and Tremors We got loot for Kweznuz! Movies we loved when we were kids Download: Episode 127 | 12/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode One Twenty Potato | OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! TONY*** IS ON THE SHOW!!! We talk about some snarky cards Bridget goes on about Homestar Runner crying again Shane is green with jealous rage over Tony’s AR thingie Lots of other things that I don’t remember Download: Epi | 12/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 125: Emergency Trousers the Sixth | Episode 125: We’re shooting the s**t with our chum Jamie! HOLY SHITBALLS LOOK AT THIS FISH! The country’s newest game show sensation, Place That Spoon! This candle smells like a man Jamie geeks out over ActiveWords Shane recommends Limbo Downl | 12/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 124: Pass the Plate | Episode 124: Oh yeah? Well, your MOM tithes! In this episode: Pause Grits to Glitz Pre-Cana Religion Your Mom Download: Episode 124 | 12/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 123: Long Time No See! | Episode 123: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing! Falcons? A*****es. Shane has a good cry over Seymour Bridget tells the story of the WORST MOVIE EVER Shane broke his eyes Bridget broke her head We talk about video games for a little bit. Who do w | 11/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 122: Clam Adjuster | Episode 122: No Snuggies were harmed in the recording of this podcast. Merlin Mann, who is a goddamn class act, said nice things about Bridget and her cross stitching on Mac Break Weekly! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (45:30 minutes in – check it out!) Trader | 11/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 121: Does it? Does it really? | Episode 121, bitches! It Gets Better? Ben sent us a link to his sack! I mean, mysack! We finally give Shae the attention she deserves for the awesome song she made us! Hi Fey Driver! President Dog’s embarrassing brother Relax and let it happen: Epis | 11/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 120: My Name is a Killing Word | Episode 120, with the awesome Penny Nickels and a Johnny Murder cameo! President Dog and Time Cat Night Man! and Kitten Mittens! TV shows are the great equalizer An American Drunk Ballz Small Wonder We forgot to talk about it because we are douches, but c | 11/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 119: Tank Warfare | It’s episode 119, which contains one of the best fart stories EVER this week! You can buy Emergency Pants stuff here! How can Howie Woo be our fan when we are fans of Howie Woo? Check out Howie’s heartbreaking work of staggering genius, Robots | 10/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 118: Chibi Pants | Episode 118, in which we are joined by Katy of GameLuv! YAY! Marshall told our about Kickstarter, which is awesome. Go support his project! There should be a douchebag scoring system Katy shares zapatag with us Go watch this video! Download: Episode 118 | 10/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 117: Did You Already M********e? | Episode 117: It’s a classic chatcast, people. We hope you enjoy it. Klixx have a satisfying click Shane is a danger to himself and others Download: Episode 117 | 10/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 116: Gravy Needs | Episode 116: It’sa me! Gravio! Bridget is the third caller! Penny sent us the Big Kids Guide to Turtles – thanks, Penny! VOICEMAIL! VOICEMAIL FROM SHAE! OOOOooooOOOooooh! Shane has robots More Pantscon attendees confirmed Ants! At the Drive-In | 10/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 115: Mommy Needs A Minute | Bridget tries to get drunk and is thwarted by her own clumsiness Ken Burns is a smartypants, but that’s okay Shane’s cat Maus had a pooplosion Pantscon 2011 We got emails from Alyssa, Pam and Katy! Hi again to Toppie Smellie of the Smellcast a | 9/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 114: Fan Appreciation and Recognition Telecast | Episode 114: We love you guys. Happy things! We got emails from Gavin and Pam Hi to Alyssa in Canada, Katy, and the Fey Driver Bridget’s loving the Smellcast ANGRY THINGS! This camera commercial gave us angry jazz hands! If you HAVE to talk in the b | 9/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 113: Fresh Balls! | Dear Listeners, Hey there! You look fantastic – and I just *love* your sweater! Anyway… We talked for an hour but our cunting recording software stopped after a half hour and now we’re sad. We talked about c**ts and religion AND read som | 9/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 112: What Are We Gonna Call This F****r? | Episode 112: Filled with twangy goodness courtesy of Marshall! Our guest Marshall makes neat things. For reals! Julie Jackson: is she Boo Radley? Silicon Zoo – I dunno. Ask Shane and Marshall. Shane’s tying knots in s**t. We beseech you – | 9/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 111: Emergency Pants: The Musical | Episode 111: And a-one and a-two and a-three and PANTS and step and step and FOSSE and JAZZ HANDS! We crack ourselves up Bridget tells the Dyson guy to take the goddamn marbles out of his mouth when he talks We create a system for dealing with stupidity S | 8/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 110: Chicagoings On | Episode 110: NO TRIPODS OR WATER ON THE BRIDGE! Bridget had some visitors! Check it out! Shane got one of these! You can get one here. Bridget is in love with Angus Oblong. For reals. She also likes Chris Uminga and PEEP. Today’s cover art was drawn | 8/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 109: Could You Please Explain Cheese Balls? | Episode 109: THIS IS EMERGENCY TROUSERS PEOPLE! This episode contains 100% more Jamie – IN BRIDGET’S HOUSE! I’ll be honest. I don’t have any notes. Sorry. Go listen to this slowed down Justin Bieber song and maybe it will help. Dow | 8/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 108: Two Boys Live There | Episode 108: You can keep your blank in here! We’re both kinda punchy and needy this week. I dunno what we talked about, except: Marshall is hilarious and awesome. Hi to Robyn Enz and our biggest lil’ fan, Alyssa Download: Episode 108 | 8/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 107: Penile Denial | Episode 107: Ain’t no thang. We got a voice mail from Marshall, who also makes cool videos! Thanks Marshall! We know you’ve seen double rainbow, but hey, it’s worth another look. Antoine Dodson and the remix We discuss the Aciphex effect | 8/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 106: Finger Milk | Episode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW! Happy Birthday, Shane! Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners We got the best email in the world Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures That f*****g What Would You Do TV show | 7/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 105: Happy Kitty Bunny Pony | Episode 105: Hooooooooly S**T! Wait, Wait – Don’t Tell Me is a fun podcast Obsessed with Obsessed Drunk Link Bridget’s internet is cuter than your internet. There’s two Shoedini commercials, with Gilbert Gottfried or without Gilber | 7/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 104: Who Cut the Cheese? | Episode 104: In which we ALMOST had RJ from A Cup of Fresh Hell as a co-host, but Skype was being a bitch, so alas, not this time. *hangs head* Anyway, we talked about a lot of crap. Mostly farts. Sorry. Here’s a whole bunch of fun videos to make up | 7/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 103: Pussitivity | Episode 103: I dunno. Joe sent Shane a pressie! Thanks, Joe! Harry Potter The Surprised Puppy Face pictures came rolling in! Death by pussitivity Death by email from Merlin Mann Hammocks will steal your lady if you aren’t careful Look, a fancy art s | 6/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 102: FEELS LIKE WE’RE WALKING ON SUNSHINE! | Episode 102 has negatively effected our lives in the following ways: We say air hair lair to Clair and David We discuss Shane’s bed Shout out to RJ and Chris at Cup of Fresh Hell Shae is reading bad books Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is awesome Bri | 6/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 101: Philosophicalcast | Episode 101: See my loafers? Former gophers. We make bad fashion choices, like Shane’s ball shorts discussed in this episode We have high expectations We didn’t talk about them, but LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE ANIMALS! I SAID LOOK AT THEM! Hey, be | 6/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 100: IF You Know What I Mean. *wink* | Episode 100: Holy crap, it’s episode 100!!! Williard Scott is nuts Bill Kurtis is awesome! James Earl Jones has that voice when he does every day stuff, too, you know. Needs to be developed: Emergency Pants drinking game. Additional: Stitching N Jun | 6/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 99: Mind the Stepchildren | Episode 99: Shane’s got a bed! A new one, we mean. We like Cyanide and Happiness! The high fructose corn syrup people think we’re stupid. JERKS! The Face Trainer is ridiculous. Watch the third video down. TRUST ME. Then, go add a photo of your | 6/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 98: Please Accept Our Deepest Apology | Episode 98: We’re sorry and junk! Oh my god, you guys! We have guests! KELLY AND JOE! Oh, and their kid. Steve. Sam. Shawn. SETH. ANYWAY. Tonight we discussed: Cheese Nips Balls Poop Steak Steak Small amount of peas Air conditioning Bridget’s | 5/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 97: Podcast Von Schnitzelbuskrankengescheitmeier | Episode 97: Oh die schone, oh die schone, oh die schone SCHNITZELBANK! Rose sent is this link all about funny signs This place makes funky chocolates Bascom Hogue is awesome, as is Alissa Golden Girls vs. Golden Shower Girls We miss you, Grits to Glitz! K | 5/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 96: Giant 3D Episode! | Episode 96: In which our heroes have brain slugs! Bridget forgets to recap Tony**’s visit, and Shane forgets he’s recording a podcast! Jerry Lewis goat is weird. Fainting goats are awesome. Cool art from Trustocorp Did we mention PNSexplosion, | 5/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 95: Hot Banana Action | Episode 95: Holy crap! It’s Tara! AKA TheMistressT! Thanks to The Fey Driver and RJ & Chris, we’ve gained some listeners and got shout outs from Dragen podcast and That Blue Jeans Guy. Thanks, everybody! And if you’re new here, welco | 5/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 94: We Both Found What We Were Looking For | Episode 94: Oh my god, you guys! It’s Ben! No, seriously, here’s the real link. Hi to The Fey Driver of Pink Wheelnuts Podcast who gave us something interesting to discuss! Hi to RJ and Chris of the podcast A Cup of Fresh Hell Served with a Si | 4/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 93: Mwowf | Episode 93: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. MST3K 24/7!!!! Hey, guys! Get in on the EZ Juicer Um. There’s more. I’m sure of it! Download: Episode 93 | 4/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 92: What Did You DO, Ray? | Episode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it. Something Something Church Something Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry. Hi Adam! Hi Ruby! Hi Kel | 4/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 91: Dick Move, Pelican. Dick Move. | Hey. Hey. Hey. C’mere a minute. I wanna show you something. It’s EPISODE 91! Old dudes dig me. What would you do if you were president? Cheryl sent us these awesome cards Hi, Julie! Keri: We are very, very, very sorry. Really! Ben made this pi | 4/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 90: Comes in Two Boxes | Episode 90: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!! TONY! EeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeee!!!! Hi Keri! Thanks for telling us about this name generator! What makes you poop? Three Minute Legs is a ridiculous piece of work-out equipment even though it SHOULD be the name of a gangster or | 3/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 89: Pubes. | Episode 89: Sorry if we sound tired. We were playing basketball until like, 2 in the morning! Cat Talk! Ben Folds serenades people on chatroulette in front of a live audience and we think he may have done it before. Sassy Gay Friend tells it like it is in | 3/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 88: Sweater Ferrets! | Episode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians Kelly discusses her baby hotel The Cafeteria Files Funny SNL commercials! Hi, yhf! Lots of other stuff, I dunno, | 3/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 87: Dong Bath | Episode 87: Good for what ails you! Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly! This Onion article kicked our asses This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it! Shane has started a | 3/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 86: Baby Dwarf Sea Loggers in Love | Episode 86 is an Emergency Trousers episode as we have Jamie joining us from across the pond! And junk! Penny and Johnny take on chat roulette in their awesome new tumblr – also, thanks to Penny for Coke Talk! One of the fellows behind Look Around Y | 3/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 85: I Said LOOK AT IT! | Episode 85 guest stars ROSE! Hi, Rose! We all love Red Dwarf and The Mighty Boosh Songsmith makes us grumpy Shane enjoys Curling. Who knew? We talk about Black Dynamite, Clue, and Rocky Horror Picture Show Axecop – written by a kid, drawn by an adul | 2/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 84: A Very Special Episode | Episode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about: Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna! Hoodie Footie. Yeah. Hipster Snuggie Homestarrunner! Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless! Download: | 2/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 83: Accidental Ham Ingestion | Episode 83: Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Accidental Ham Ingestion and their new album, Bone-In! We’ve been sickie-poos! Bridget had an interview! Check out these ridiculous skymall items And this storage container commercial tha | 2/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 82: Filthy Robot Slaves | Episode 82: Holy f*****g s**t! It’s Penny and Johnny! Penny and Johnny have come up with the next big thing, the Trousie! We may never sleep again after learning about the existence of alligator gars! Check out the Incident at Loch Ness and The Gran | 1/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 81: Fartibartfast | Episode 81: But I digress. Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here. We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one! Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like t | 1/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 80: Pottycast | Episode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result! What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing. Go w | 1/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 79: Better Get a Bucket | Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe! This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though: Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. An | 1/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 78: So. How ’bout Them Vikings? | Episode 78: Um. Yeah. Do you have Skype? Do you enjoy saying things? Contact us if you’re interested in joining us sometime! This catheter commercial is freaking us out So I Married An Axe Murderer is on hulu. Watch it! Bridget received a Midwestern | 12/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 77: Nice Slacks, Poindexter | Episode 77: Bing! We discuss the new sport Vengers We got that B Roll! Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck! Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle | 12/15/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 76: Hot Broccoli | Episode 76: Tony! Toni! Tone! MST3K is on hulu! Hoarders. Also: Poop. Tony has an awkward moment that is made better through sharing with us. Awwww! Listeners Penny Nickels and Johnny Murder are in this video! Joe is cross stitching us pressies, is he sti | 12/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 75: I’ve Smelled This Before | Episode 75: I *thought* I smelled cabbage! Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have discovered the official game of Emergency Pants, and it is: Hot Dog Down a Hallway. If you’ve got an iPhone, go get it! Clair sent us this fun clip of Armstrong | 12/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 74: Stinkburger | Episode 74: WE NEED MORE WATER ON THE FLOOR! Asking Bridget how it’s going is a risky proposition Don’t these women know that balls are hilarious? Thanks to Claire and her sweetie for pointing out Radio Fail Ben shared this link and now we hav | 11/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 73: Personal Furnishings | Episode 73: LIVE! from the Relax the Balls store in Palatine, Illinois, (next to the Petco) IT’S EMERGENCY PANTS!!! God smited us. Smited? Smote? Smote. Anyway, he totally smote us! TWICE! Lindsay is back! DAMN YOU, LINDSAY!!!! Rose made us aware of | 11/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72: We Are So Very, Very Sorry | **** Hey everyone – tonight’s episode was horribly mangled. We’re having a hard time dealing with it, because it was pretty awesome. We left the links as is for your enjoyment. **** Episode 72: We really are sorry. Penny sent us this fak | 11/3/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 71: BALLS! | Episode 71: Balls. Shane has an excellent idea for a weight loss commercial Bridget had a job interview! I know, right? Shane has ideas about alternative ways to use the shakeweight, Bridget nearly dies laughing We love Fake AP Stylebook, and we bet you w | 10/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 70: Stuff. And Things. Also, Junk. | Episode 70: You know. That one. With the thingie. And stuff. You KNOW. Shane has trombone legs after a strenuous workout at the gym. DAMN YOU, LINDSEY! *shakes fist at sky* Send us stuff with You Send It! Or don’t. It’s cool. We don’t wa | 10/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 69: Ga-ross! | Episode 69: Tonight’s episode was recorded at Schropshire Lodge, Near Wallingham, Blethington, West Hamptishiretinfinlinton, just past the three bagpipers, Scotland. Doctor’s waiting rooms often lead to hilarity Shane got a shake weight! I wou | 10/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 68: Three Perfect Strangers at a Time | Episode 68: We’re on collision course with WACKINESS! Please excuse Bridget’s icky voice, she has the the Dreaded Lurgy. Rose sent us this awesome link which provided our cover art. The hubcaps are my favorite! Shane is using a fancy new safet | 10/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 67: Jury Doodie | Episode 67: You like that, huh? Bridget is fulfilling her responsibility as an American citizen by participating in the judicial process. And junk. We love God Hates Protesters Bridget loves Christopher Uminga. Shane is frightened. Have you ever had a sha | 9/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 66: Mega Snuggie VS Mircle Whip | Episode 66: We learned it from YOU, listeners! We learned it by watching YOU! Bridget calls shenanigans on this Miracle Whip commercial There was a snuggie fashion show. For reals! We can’t believe that somebody actually took the time to make Mega S | 9/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 65: Bad Michael Touch | Episode 65: We’re a loner, Dotty. A rebel. Thanks to Chedderfish for alerting us to the picture we discuss in today’s episode. It is also today’s cover art. Soak it in, people. Use the Proper Words! Bridget went to the Renegade Craft Fai | 9/15/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 64: The Foundation for Puppy Awareness | Episode 64 – We talked about stuff, figured out that Shane wasn’t recording, and then we talked about stuff again. PUPPY! Hey, British? What’s your deal? What the hell is a stone? And what does going pear shaped mean? Bridget begs Laura | 9/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 63: Funbag Drive | Episode 63 – They’re telling secrets, honey. Keri sent us this awesome link to the techno version of the Slap Chop commercial! Watch it! You’re gonna love his nuts! Shae is awesome and has her own Youtube page! She talked about us in thi | 9/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 62: cats | Cats. Bridget gets birthday goodies! Nice words and videos! A ninguin from Shane! A ghost from Jamie! Lia’s Dad is awesome Bridget is a horrible, selfish person who cannot handle knowing that there is a present for her somewhere but not knowing what | 8/25/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 61: Douche Factory | Episode 61: DEAL WITH IT, PINKBOY! And Happy Birthday, Johnny Murder! Ben makes more stuff that is cool Shane walks into a nerdstorm Hey, Joe! Whaddya know? David Blaine and Criss Angel – meh. Gute von schlechten We love to eavesdrop It’s not | 8/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 60: Grumpypants | It’s episode 60, where we start off by talking about cool stuff and then suddenly become that one old guy always telling the neighborhood kids to get off his lawn. Shane has a bad ass tattoo! Also, his skin is falling off! Gross! Poltergeist and Ali | 8/11/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 59: Pants Party | Episode 59 – PANTS PARTY! Everybody’s in this one! Shane, Bridget, Tony and Jamie hang out in their fuzzy feetie pajamas and talk about boys. A very specific part of boys. Jamie made today’s cover art! Thanks Jamie! Unrelated: visit Phot | 8/4/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 58: The Really Big Shew part 2 | More anniversary/birthday goodness, headed your way. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of your favorite bits from the podcast. Join us on this trip down memory lane, | 7/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 57: The Really Big Shew part 1 | It’s here! It’s here! The really big shew! So big, we’re breaking it down into manageable, bite-sized pieces. Can you believe we made it a whole YEAR? Tony, Shane, and Bridget read your emails, listen to your messages, and play some of y | 7/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 56: Summer Bees | Episode 56: We got nothin’! Sometimes we get cranky Summer vacations: lame or awesome? Johnny Murder went under the knife! Go here to send him and Penny some love Bridget struggles to finish a monumental task, meanwhile Shane never finishes anyth We | 7/21/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 55: Afternoon Delight | Episode 55: Afternoon Delight! Shane makes Washington, D. C. a very lucky lady Warner Brothers cartoons. We miss them! Shane wants to abduct himself Look at these f*****g hipsters. Penny Skatt rolls Bridget. Those guys need to put their shirts back on! An | 7/16/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 54: Surreptitious Dick | Episode 54: Stuff happened. I don’t remember all of it. I’m bad at things. Thanks to Tara for sending us swanky postcards that double as cover art! We consider doing a crinkle-cast Bridget tries to do a bit, Shane lets it die on the vine. We t | 7/8/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 53: Nobody Puts Jamie in the Corner | Episode 53: Deal with it! Thanks to Sutrannu for sending the BBQ States Song, making some cool art and generally being awesome Johnny Murder did it AGAIN! This time in panties! Go watch Close Your Robe! Jamie provided these links which are hilarious Nimb | 6/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 52: Enter the Dragon | Episode 52, in which Bridget breaks down over the lack of response from the listeners and Shane asks you to just *look* at what you did! Shane needs a badass nickname, preferable one that will make a badass acronym Sutrannu made Shane – with spikes! | 6/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 51: Special Gift | Enjoy episode 51, complete with Special Gift and Happy Ending! Listener Love! Greetings to Rachel and Shaebay; thanks to Cheryl who sent us a link about the Comfort Wipe and Penny, who sent Bridget the VERY special gift of Ferrari Guy, and Bridget fina | 6/16/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 50: Internet: Not Just for Porn! | Episode 50 of Emergency Pants is dedicated to stuff we love: our listeners, weird links, and the Internet. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KERI! Shane is giddy over his new job We get links to someone falling in a hilarious fashion from Julie, Drunk History from Penny, a | 6/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 49: Let’s do Lunchballz | Episode 49. It just IS. Bridget can’t get enough of Nerd Boyfriend Mmmmmm, balls! Watching people gardening and writing to Congress on Salvia is freaking hilarious Rose made Midwestern Greeting Cards a reality. We love you, Rose! We continue the di | 6/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 48: Rapscallions | Episode 48 deals with obsession, our awesome listeners, at-risk youth, and meatloaf. Lots and lots of meatloaf. Ok, not really that much meatloaf. Shane is the meatloaf king Panko! LOL-less update Shane growls for Bay and we say hi to Jodi and Rose Bridge | 5/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 47: Tighten Up and Junk | Episode 47 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes picking up the pieces after and angry confrontation. Or not. Probably not. Bridget is snotty. Snooty? Snotty. We’re funny! Awkward Family Photos – thanks Liz! Shane has an awesome thing happen Bri | 5/19/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 46: Grab-Ass Bag | Episode 46, in which Shane and Bridget are recording in the same room! Bridget ran away from home and THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OMAHA! Also – the mystery episode! What conversations were actually recorded? Hard to say. Here’s what we migh | 5/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 45: 15 Pounds of Crap in a 5 Pound Bag | Episode 45 of Emergency Pants is filled, stuffed, and packed with all kinds of crazy crap. Then we tamped it down and added more. The unwashed man leaves nothing behind but the rank smell of balls Our listeners rock, including Rachel, who took this p | 5/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44: Emergency Trousers the Third – Close Encounters of the 12 Inch Kind | Episode 44 of Emergency Pants is an Emergency Trousers edition! Bridget and Shane are joined by Friend of the Show Jamie: Bridget’s brother from a European mother, bad mother f****r, and former wonderboner. Sausages! Yum! Jamie makes some interestin | 5/3/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 43: Working Remote – *wink* | Episode 43 of Emergency Pants – a triumph of the human spirit! Beef stands are killing Chicago Bridget dicusses Tony’s visit in vivid and brutal detail – including a visit with the lovely and talented Patrick from PNSexplosion! Shane wan | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 42: Redundant: See Redundant | Epsiode 42 of Emergency Pants is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. And junk. Bridget is expendable! *sad trombone* Shane shares his experience being laid. Off. Bridget’s Lifetime Movie title: I Decide Who I Hug: Bridget’s Story | 4/21/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 41: The Heartbreak of Hyperhidrosis of the Groin | Episode 41 of Emergency Pants has us loving LOTS of things. How much do we love How Much Do We Love? So. Much. Green Porno is sublime Rose sends us goodies and is awesome Tara took and sent us the Ultimate Wacky Neighbor video Needle felting is fun! Get | 4/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 40: Abscess. *cheek clutch* | Episode 40 of Emergency Pants contains 50% more Tony**! A new razor commercial makes Shane feel all funny downstairs Women in panties provide distraction We love learning new things Bridget needs more girlfriends/has too many guy friends We’re all t | 4/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39: Chronic Poo-plosion Situation | Epsiode 39 of Emergency Pants features our dear friend Tony** sharing a heart-wrenching tale of Chronic Poo-plosion situation, or CPS – one of our nation’s noisest and smelliest killers. Tony** shares stories from his family’s visit We d | 4/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 38: Eliza Douche-ku | Episode 38 of Emergency Pants, in which our heroes share their thoughts on manners with quiet dignity and grace. The best way to disable Shane Bridget’s bathroom horror – continued We say goodbye to some old friends – and by “frien | 3/31/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBreaking News: Vince Gets Pinched! | It’s a special report from the Emergency Pants crew: ShamWow and Slap Chop salesman Vince Shlomi (I KNEW his name wasn’t really Vince Offer!) got himself in some trouble. Thanks to Sid, Rachel, and Chedderfish for bringing this to our attent | 3/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37: Randomcast | Episode 37 of Emergency Pants, where we talk about a lot of stuff. And things. Also, junk. YAY! Rachel is graduating! YAY! Shane discusses his arsenal and is incorrigible – these two topics are not related Bridget and Jamie are made famous when the | 3/24/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 36: Taco! Burrito! What’s that poking out of your speedo?! | Episode 36 of Emergency Pants finds our heroes, Shane and Bridget, joined by Tony**, master of urban dictionary and knock knock jokes. Rachel McKay, Reluctant Mullet Technician countdown – one week left, bitches! Close encounters with a blue wang He | 3/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 35: Drake Tungsten and the Fists of Fairly-Angry | Episode 35 of Emergency Pants is filled with mystery and lessons about life and loss. And f*****g. We announce the winner of MrXStitch’s recycled cross stitch! Eeeeeeeee! Bridget was Down With the Sickness Becky Stern and VSC were both featured at M | 3/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34: Chicks Dig Me | Episode 34 of Emergency Pants features the story of a brutal attack purportrated by poultry on a powerless prepubescent. Also: alliteration. Worlds collide! Shane and Bridget bond over idiocy they deal with on a daily basis Worlds collide AGAIN! Bridg | 3/3/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33: Pork Sword Fight | Episode 33 of Emergency Pants is filled with random goodness! We love PNSexplosion so much, we bought them dinner and sent them this. Funny fake names used in battle Ghosts and old people – connected? We share “We shall most certainly be chums | 2/24/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 32: Lady Marma-slot | Episode 32 of Emergency Pants brings the euphemism contest to a close. We can’t tell you how much fun this was for us, mostly because we are still laughing. Thanks to all of our awesome listeners who participated! A winner is chosen! Who will it be? | 2/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 31: The Gilded Lily | Episode 31 is just FULL of stuff! AND junk! Euphemism contest entries - you guys are dirty, and we love it! Thanks to: Nessa, Kelley, Tony, Sid, Laura, Tina, Bay and Jamie! Shane's new website! Bridget's domestic success! Listener Sid posts a link that ma | 2/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 30: Saucing the Taco | That's right, we're having a contest, people. Send us your favorite euphemisms. Multiple entries are welcome, and, in fact, encouraged (seriously, they're not a myth.) You can email us at emergencypantspodcast at gmail.com, leave us a voicemail on Skype - | 2/3/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 29: Emergency Trousers II: Electric Boogaloo | It’s the second international edition of Emergency Pants! Bridget’s brother from a European mother and Friend of the Show Jamie joins us via the interwebs. Topics covered: Jamie’s past life as a wonder boner Tonight’s vocabular | 1/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 28: Shane Screws the Pooch | Episode 28 - the episode so nice, we decided to record it TWICE! Tonight we discuss: YogaToes, Easy Curves and Cheers To You - provided by official Emergency Pants Researchers Rachel and Keri. Dudes crying. Bridget twitters about her day, even if it might | 1/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 27: Punch Junk Love | Public Grabass Tiddy Bear competitor "Snadge Elephant" Reading Twitter in the Bathroom Broken Sound Equipment (P**ses Me Off!) | 1/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 26: I couldn’t bear to do it. | Welcome to Episode 26, with 50% more Tony! (The picture above is not Tony) In this episode we discuss: The joys of belligerant drunks The Transformers (the robots, not the electrical devices or sex acts) 80s cartoons Teacher rape (or the lack thereof) And | 1/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 25: Amazing Commercial Extravaganza 2: Electric Boogaloo | We're back with a bonus episode this week: The exciting conclusion of the Emergency Pants Amazing Commercial Extravaganza - IN COLOR! | 1/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 24: Amazing Commercial Extravaganza, Part 1 | Episode 25 explores Bridget's and my love for s****y commercials. We're also lucky enough to have a listener-submitted photo from Laura and DJ. We cover a lot of our favorite bad commercials in this episode, plus the benefits of having a fort, and our bes | 12/30/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23: We Talked About A Lot Of Crap | Episode 23 covers a lot of ground, so we'll get right into the nitty gritty: Snow sucks - it's confirmed and documented. Bridget's mom is not the best CSR. The first recorded trans-atlantic junk-food swap. Mean Pharmacy Lady. Nobody has time for REO Speed | 12/16/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 22: Emergency Trousers | Episode 22 takes us across the pond (via the interwebs) to talk with our special guest, MrXStitch! We discuss the differences between British and American culture. And by "culture" we mean "swear words." Also covered, conkers, and the ridiculousness that | 12/9/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 21 – An Act of Contrition | In Episode 21, we shine the harsh light of truth on our pasts, and atone for the bad things we did. And, by "atone," I mean "tell you about and laugh at." We cover such scintillating sins as: Theft Medical fetishes Lying and Jedi Mind Tricks | 11/25/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 20: It burns | Episode 20 is all about embarrassment. Hear such harrowing tales as: The Wrong Party! I Thought You Hung Up! Grab-Ass - For Real This Time! Gingerbread Latte of Doom! | 11/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 19 – Hookers and Blow | Episode 19: We review our feedback from the ladies at Grits to Glitz, who gave us a shout-out on their latest episode, and a discussion about Shane's prostitute friend. Also: People are incapable of determining if they're having an actual emergency Vampi | 11/11/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18 – The President is Near? | Episode 18 kicks off with election coverage, and we find out what's wrong with America today. Bridget enjoys some hot latte action courtesy of Starbuck's new friendliness program, and we discuss how it's hard out there for a geek. | 11/4/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17 – We made it to episode 17! | Episode 16 is hot off the presses! In this issue: Minneapolis vs. St. Paul The Smoking Gun TV has funny educational films, including "Easy To Get" - Army's training video about how not to get gonorrhea - NSFW! Bridget has hot Twitter friends Skittle jack | 10/28/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16 is All Up Inz | We managed to whip Skype into a bloody submission this evening, so here's another episode for you all. We detail the scandalous stealing of political signs from Bridget's mom, the wonders of GPS, Subversive arts and crafts, Human Resources, Tony, and chi | 10/21/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit“It Is Better To Lose a Good Friend Than a Good Jest.” | In this episode we cover ass cheese, comedy gold at McDonald's, Heroes Suckfest, and REO Speedwagon. Also covered: How's It Made, and your uvula is showing, and Subversive Cross Stitch. Shout outs: VSC, Mooosh, Ruby42, and of course, Beefranck. | 10/7/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14: I Need a Montage! | Who doesn’t need a montage? In this episode, we discuss the things in life in which we would like to be sped fast-forward through, a la the movie montage. Other things you will find interesting in this podcast: Bridget’s awesome doctor Shan | 10/1/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13: A New Hope | After a massive, massive hiatus, Emergency Pants is back with a brand new edition. We're rollin' in our 5.0, with the ragtop down, so our hair can blow. In this week's episode, we discuss the virtues of San Diego and San Francisco, and smutty dime-novel | 9/19/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCommit To Be (Sh)it! | Commit! Commit! Commit to be s**t! Be! Shitgressive! B-E shitgressive! So, Episode 12 is in the can (quite literally). It picks up where 11 left off, with the EP crew being joined again by Tony** to discuss matters of great importance. Tony also teaches | 8/15/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11: Rhymes With “Jader Toe’s” | Episode 11 is released unto an unsuspecting public! In this week's episode we discuss the luxuries of a certain supermarket, the virtues of sushi and piercings, and completely fail at not talking about poop once again. And Tony** joins us again! | 8/13/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLaMont, You Stupid M**********r! | Episode 10's content was recorded along with Episode 9's, however due to length we had to break 'em apart (that's what she said). I was going to wait a few days to let Ep 9 sink in good and deep, but this stuff is just too funny to sit on (that's what she | 8/6/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 9 – Sunshine, Lollipops, Unicorns, and Rainbows, All Getting F****d | Episode 9 has been released for public consumption! In this episode, we discuss troublemaker Anthony Bourdain, inflexible noodles, stationery and office supplies, and Bridget's mom blows our minds. Also discussed: pooplosions, bathroom furniture, and the | 8/5/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 008: 2 Cats, 1 Foot | Episode 008 features a guest, Tony**, a long-time friend of Bridget and Shane. It is also our podcast's filthiest episode by far, and our almost-longest (second only to episode 003's silence contest, which clocked in just under 3 hours). | 7/23/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 007 | This week's episode covers a wide range of topics, such as ice cream, hobos (but no hobo v****as), crafting, podcasting, and crazy people. | 7/16/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 182 Episodes |
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