Hypothetical Help
By Scott Johnson
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Podcast Description
Join Scott Johnson and Mark Turpster Turpin each week as they tackle the hard issues of ordinary people in the only way they know how.
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CleanDon’t do his paperwork | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about oops and junk, taller girls in the relationship, and getting your cat to shutup! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 11/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Mom won’t listen to me! | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about moms who wont listen, being an artist and smart, TSA stuff, and timezones. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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No Absolutes! | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about writing books at night, going for it with your lady friend, and whether or not Mormons are nice. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Saving ourselves | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about what it means to save yourself, wanting the girl back, and colleges apart. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The case of the pillow stealer. | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about life between two friends, wanting to be buddies with a married dude, and what it means when your husband steels your pillows all night long. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Adventures of Sidescrape and Two Tires | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about getting the roommates you want, kids and transformers, and what to do with School. This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 7/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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I haz ur internetz | Season 4, episode 7! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about going to the army without your girl, being more proactive, and stealing someone’s internet connection. This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 7/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Negative Nipple | Season 4, episode 6! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we help babies keeping dudes away, telling parents that you are not a believer, and the negative nipple. This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 7/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Peanut butter is for sandwiches | Season 4, episode5! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we help deal with raising kids, bad breath dudes, and a puppy in the house! This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 6/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help: The Barf Lady | Season 4, episode 4! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk to a girl who had a very misfortunate experience with a boy she likes, dealing with a creepy uncle, working with different people, and much to do about racism. This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 5/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help: The Live Calls Edition | Season 4, episode 3! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we take nothing but live calls! Weird, right? This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 4/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help: Living on the virtual plane | Season 4, episode 2! (for a total of 38 episodes!) On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we offer advice on long distance relationships for kids, boring wives, and the last tea bag. This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 4/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 37: A gerbil named Loopis | Season 4, episode 37! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we offer advice on girl A and girl B, going to med school, and the calm leaving of a wife situation. This season is brought to you by, MapHook! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 4/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 36: Saving up for…stuff | Season 3, episode 36! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we offer advice on ending relationships when you are a kid, saving money for stuff, and dealing with parties. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 2/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 35: Utah is full of what? | Season 3, episode 35! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we offer advice on podcasting stuff, finding witting british friends, and what Utah is REALLY like. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 2/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 34: 10 Foot Pole | Season 3, episode 34! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we offer advice on school vs military choices, jealous girlfriends, and what you should do with an old sex tape you made in high school! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 33: The Coke Bust | Season 3, episode 33! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about making time for everything, how Batman does it, and getting off the coke! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 1/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 32: Just leave your underwear | Season 3, episode 32! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about new age moms, how to ask a girl out without acting like a TMZ dude, and a girl leaving her underwear means what? - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 1/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 31: Holly Jolly Nameness | Season 3, episode 31! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about long distance relationships with babies involved, Holly and her name issues, and drunk emailing your boyfriends! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 1/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 30: Jocks or Nerds or Zombies | Season 3, episode 30! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about playing less wow, dealing with legal family love, and jocks and nerds during the zombie invasion. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 12/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 29: Will you marry us? | Season 3, episode 29! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about mother-in-law calls, scott performing a marriage, british accents, and battery charging. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 12/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 28: I want to be a Brit | Season 3, episode 28! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about a Russian love story, friends that bug you, and wanting to be British. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 12/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 27: Birth Aftermath | Season 3, episode 27! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about scary birth-time, horrible job hunts, and dads getting remarried. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 11/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 26: “Something better than mini-golf.” | Season 3, episode 26! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about finding people to play D&D with, how to make it in the world of making video games, and birthday ideas for your chicky-poo. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 11/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 25: “What’s in the pot tonight?” | Welcome to season three! Thanks for your patience, and tuck in for another great 12 episodes in a row! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about alternatives for gift cards, dating your brother, and what to do with your friend who is smoking too much weed! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 11/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 24: “You’re eating too loud!” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about leaving your girlfriend for your co-worker, loud eating mother-in-law, being out of toilet paper, and much more! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 9/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 23: “Getting married for the pants” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about how to spend your wedding money, coming out to your parents and friends, laughing at strangers, and hit and run Turpstering. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 9/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 22: “Giving her the dump” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about having your girlfriend avoid you, getting art done, a mom who knows everything, and loving Turpster’s voice. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 9/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 21: “Dog Problems” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about dog troubles, dealing with philosophy, helping friends want to recycle. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 20: “My shirts are really white” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about being freaked about a coming baby, a followup on our very first call, and getting your shirts super white! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 19: “Name my book!” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, we talk about naming books, music or helping people, and naming the baby. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 18: “Stop Light Pickups” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Picking up girls at stop lights, mom dating guys again, bad plane trips, and Spanish Flea. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 17: “Happy Herring” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Dating old friends, family fighting over moms money, and friends that make out in front of you too much! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 8/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 16: “You did what during your massage?” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Bad backs at an early age, more friends to play games with, and some life advice. All that and some horrible stories to boot. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 7/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 15: “Video Game Time” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Starting your own business, best friends in trouble, and people who wanna play more video games, more of the time! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 7/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 14: “Going back on the meds” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Spanish, going back on the meds, having a nice voice for radio, and making friends as you get older. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 7/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 13: “We love…to fight” | Welcome to season two! On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: football again, podcasting something, fighting even though you’re in love, and how to draw! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 7/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 12: “Your town is boring” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Babies that won’t sleep, living with mom and dogs, what to do in your boring town, and tagled ear buds. (Yeah, you heard me right.) - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 6/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 11: “Farting Dad & Farting Mom” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Farting dads, getting well after 25 years, asking a girl out now that they have stopped asking you out, and what “futbol” team to support. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 6/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 10: “Selling your body” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Selling your body to the night, mourning the loss of Lost, nursing and podcasting, and Scott art time lines. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 5/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 09: “Apron Strings” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: The trouble with leaving mom, dating girls who are still in high school, and dealing with people beneath you. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 5/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 08: “Pulling a bird” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Getting rid of Troll Dad, balancing WoW, MW, and birds, and staying fit after getting hurt. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 5/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 07: “Scary Trains” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Being afraid of train crossings, video game addictions, and science questions! - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 5/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 06: “5 Dudes” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Dealing with colds, stop seeing your ex, remembering things better, and more girl help. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 5/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 05: “Korean BBQ” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: Joint pain in your 3′s, big wife issues, and how to find girls. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 4/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hypothetical Help 04: “Hooters are owls, right?” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: GOP health care issues, daughters that want to work at Hooters, and grandpa being in love. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 4/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 03: “Drowning in a sea of women.” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice to callers regarding: balancing home and career, managing creative thoughts, and living in a world where 99% of you are women. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 4/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 02: “Don’t put stuff in your ears!” | On this episode of Hypothetical Help, Scott & Turpster offer advice on calls about: staying productive, getting into podcasting, and dealing with plugged up ears. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 4/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 01: “Stop Eating Cake” | Welcome to the very first episode of Hypothetical Help, with Scott & Turpster. On this week’s episode we tackle changing jobs, getting healthy again, and what version of Star Trek Online is right for you. - Direct Downoad (MP3) - iTunes Subscription - RSS Feed - The Frogpants Ultra-Feed | 3/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 49 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Advice from above
Internet gods, Scott and Turpster, have descended from their golden thrones amoung the clouds to provide advice for mere mortals like you and me. Each pearl of wisdom rains down like manna from heaven, bestowing those below with new levels of self-awareness and enlightenment.
Better than SYSK?
I thought I would never find a podcast that I liked better than Stuff You Should Know. Still not sure I have, but if you added chocolate, I think you'd win by a smidge.
Too funny
Great podcast. But far too funny to risk listening to while driving.
