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Podcast Description
Brandon sits with Josh, Tom, Zack, Harrison, or any number or surprise and special guests once every week to poke, prod and argue over whatever it is geeks are poking, prodding or arguing over that particular week. New episodes are uploaded every Tuesday evening, EST.
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.99: Here Comes F***** Bear | It's Care-Dudes vs. Belly-Bros in the final stretch towards episode 100! Let Brandon, Tom, Zack, Josh and "The Krix Machine" serenade you with discussions about Nintendo's revised controller leak and the intensity of industry NDA's, DC and Marvel's latest, exploitative grabs at mainstream media attention, and some quick Diablo 3 impressions. Then, after the break, Zack shares his mune-mune, doki-doki adventures in the extremely Japanese Hyperdimension Neptunia before suddenly hijacking the driver's seat for some listener emails! Hit the jump for this week's related videos! | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.98: Humor Bending | Isn't this just beautiful music? This week's podcast finds Brandon, Tom, Josh and Harrison shrugging heavily at the recently-announced Elder Scrolls Online MMO and frowning sadly at Bioshock Infinite's push back into 2013. Then, after intermission, Harrison and Brandon recall an evening at the Legend of Zelda: Symphony of the Goddesses live concert and the gang answers some listener emails! Hit the jump for this week's related images and videos! | 5/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.97: One Billion Hit Points | Yeah, we guess it was alright. This week's incredibly spoiler-filled episode features some enthusiastic, intense, comic-canon-heavy discussions about the record-shattering box office phenomenon that is Joss Whedon's Avengers! Why should you care about Ant Man? What is that extra scene in the credits all about? Where do we go from here? All of these topics and more await your eager, inquiring minds as opinions and theories are tossed about all willy-nilly during this lengthy breakdown. Plus, Harrison has a Vita, suddenly, and we answer some listener emails! Hit the jump for this week's related videos and images! | 5/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.96: Crescent Dragonwagon | Get your chips outta' Tom's caps! Ya jerk! This week's episode gets straight-up rowdy as all five members gather 'round for discussions on Sony's Playstation All-Star Battle Royale, Ubisoft's Titanic-sized leak for Rayman Legends (and a super spoiled Wii U secret), and Nintendo's shockingly strategic digital download game release announcement. Plus, after the break, Zack gives a very, incredibly special Marvel movie review and the gang answers some listener emails-- including a rather lengthy breakdown of individual fandom pros and cons. Hit the jump for this week's related videos! | 5/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.95: Control, Alt, Delete | His name... was Marauder Shields. It's been a month and change since Mass Effect 3's retail release, so spoilers abound as we finally shine a retrospective light on the game's final fifteen minutes and its surrounding controversy. With one spokesman for all three color-coded outcomes (and one participant who remains unexposed), Brandon, Tom, Josh and Harrison delve deep into such elements as character motivations, gaping plot holes, and overall narrative choices. Also in this week's episode: Harrison's oversea anime con adventure and some fresh opinions and enthusiasm for both FEZ and Skullgirls, PLUS a handful of listener emails and another amazing and painful piece of fanart. Hit the jump for this weeks videos and images! | 4/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.94: Crying Laser Tears | Today's lesson: Snikt Bub 101. Brandon, Josh and Zack fulfill the show's long-ignored quota for superheroes with a detailed summary of Marvel's first issue of the Avengers vs. X-Men crossover event, the seventh-month-status of DC's New 52, and some off-the-rails comic talk in general. Plus, some more Versus scenarios (including a BBC/American TV tussle and a cross-Ghostbusters showdown) and a few listener emails-- including a rather lengthy discussion about D&D! Hit the jump for this week's related images! | 4/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.93: Solid ‘B’ Badass | Tuck and roll, grandma! Harrison returns from an eventful PAX East to regale Brandon, Tom and Josh with his tales of booth shenanigans, marketing douchebaggery and cosplayer controversy. Plus, one-day-late Capcom predictions are made, Eric returns for Tales From the North with a comparison between book 2 and season 2 of Game of Thrones, and the gang tackles a whole mess of listener emails. Hit the jump for this week's videos and images! - - - - - - - - - | 4/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.92: Stereo Creep | It's April, fools. This week sees Brandon, Tom, Josh and Harrison sharing their favorite pranks and projects from April Fool's, the bizarre controls and amazing gameplay of Kid Icarus, a brief review of the now-classic PC game Trine, some exciting hype for the Avatar sequel series Legend of Korra, and some so-called prophetic words about the future of the gaming industry. Plus, listener emails-- including one particularly incredible piece of fanart. Hit the jump for this week's related videos and such! | 4/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.91: The Stankonian Manuscripts | May the podcast be ever in your favor. This week's extra beefy episode features Brandon, Zack, Tom, Josh and Harrison discussing such topics as Indie Game the Movie, the art style of 8-bit, and more insane comic book treasures. Then, in an extra special second hour, Brandon and Harrison are joined by recurring guest speakers Heidi and Emily for an in-depth analysis of the record-breaking Hunger Games film (beware spoilers!). And, bringing up the rear, is one of our longest listener email segments to date covering everything fron Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles to Diablo 3 to hypothetical animal uprisings! Three hours is the new two hours! Jump on in here and join the fun.** **Fun not guaranteed. Hit the jump for this week's related videos and images and stuff and nonsense. - Karl's Gamasutra Link from Listener Emails: http://gamasutra.com/view/news/163490/Opinion_Mass_Effect_3s_promise_of_ownership_is_one_it_couldnt_keep.php - | 3/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.90: Fruitcake Baby | It's not about the destination, it's about the journey... unless the ending sucks, apparently. This week: Brandon, Tom, Josh and Harrison tackle the latest headlines regarding Giant Bomb and Tested's new owners, assess and examine the community uproar and protests of Mass Effect 3's controversial ending (in another spoiler-free discussion!), and coo over the beauty and immersion of ThatGameCompany's engaging PSN-esclusive, Journey with recurring guest, Heidi. Plus, Eric shares his lesbian space adventures in this week's Tales From the North and the group dives headfirst into some listener emails! Any fans looking to protest this episode may direct their charitable donations to Childs Play. Hit the jump for this week's related videos and pictures! | 3/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.89: The Safety’s On | Shepards, spartans, and sexy Ben Franklins? Quite a week. Masses are affected rather cautiously in this week's spoiler-free Mass Effect 3 discussion, wherein Brandon, Tom, Josh and Harrison share overall thoughts and opinions from various stages of progression. Topics include: quarian comforting techniques, Freddie Space Junior, and how to choose your sexual partner by a ratio of pineapple-to-Batman. Then, after some quick GDC talk relating to Halo 4 and Assassin's Creed 3, Zack joins the table for a big heaping pile of listener emails! (Seriously, we get through a lot of them.) Hit the jump for this week's related videos! | 3/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.88: You Lost Me at Starheart | Forget video games and comics; we're redefining art by putting tires on goats. Brandon, Josh, Zack, and special guests Sarah and Heidi put on their scarves and turtlenecks to delve into the wide world of art as they examine a trippy Jim Henson treasure in the recently published A Tale of Sand graphic novel, then swiftly return to form with a discussion about Zack's latest comic shop discoveries and the new video release of Justice League: Doom. Then, after intermission, get ready for an onslaught of regular listener Ben's proposed rival battles in the return of a long overdue segment, VERSUS! Hit the jump for this week's related videos and images! | 3/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.87: The Dignity Wall | If friendship is magic, then we're sort of like grumpy wizards. Trailer talk abounds this week as Brandon and Harrison are eventually joined by Josh and Tom for some gushing over the new Mass Effect 3 live-action trailer (featuring gun replicas created by some crazy outfit named Volpin Props), excitement for Borderlands 2, some further Batman: Arkham City thoughts, and an attempt at a more educated dissection of the oddity that is the fanbase for My little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Plus, a very Playstation Vita-ful installment of Eric's Tales From the North and a bevy of listener emails! Hit the jump for this week's impressive array of related videos! | 2/28/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.86: Baking Bad | Can our stalwart heroes find the telephone fast enough to stop the Riggler and Jokesy? It's a four-man podcast this week as Brandon, Josh, Zack, and late arrival Tom discuss the teaser trailer for Mass Effect 3, the endings to Saints Row the Third, the beginnings of Batman: Arkham City, the oddities of sudden spinal recoveries and red wigs, Penny Arcade's latest venture into the world of game industry journalism and more. Plus, our first intermission music winner and listener emails! *An Addendum: Though Brandon readily quips that a specific section of this episode should be dubbed "Caking Bad," he realized almost immediately after going to bed that night that he should have said "Baking Bad." This has been rectified in the episode title because he can do that, so there.* Everyone except Tyler hit the jump for related videos, images and more! | 2/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch Ep.85: That Secret Word is Kininigin | With $2 million, we could make an incredible podcast. Things you'll experience in this week's episode: Josh's positive impressions of his legally obtained PC version of Skyrim, DoubleFine's million dollar Kickstarter baby, a rare and truly insane comic find by Zack, a brief review of Chronicle, the many controversial outfits of Power Girl, some hilariously good-bad superhero rebirths, the game-related treasures of the NYC Toy Fair, and the upcoming reboot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Also featured in this episode: the debut of Tales From the North by Eric (our own Urban Viking) and the long overdue return of listener emails! Of note: the volume shifts up and down over the couse of the episode. We're aware of the issue, but please let us know any other concerns or comments you might have for future recordings. Aside from the burps. We know about the burps. Hit the jump for videos, images, and a link to last week's intermission tune! Download last week's Intermission music here: April O'Neil's Theme - TMNT: Tournament Fighters [Genesis] | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.84: Pentagram of Nerdity | Alright. Let's get serious. With last week's rough test recording in the can, this week's show is back to fighting strength! Brandon, Tom, Josh, Zack and Harrison gather 'round the new studio setup to engage in lengthy, heated discussions about SoulCalibur V, DC's newly-announced Before Watchmen prequels, a book review of Ready Player 1, unique experiences in Saints Row the Third, gamer reactions to "online passes" and much, much more. Hit the jump for this week's related videos & articles. Come on, it'll be fun. - - - | 2/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! Ep.83: Aaaand We’re Back | Everyone, please. Take your seats. It's good to be back, amidst all-new surroundings; NEW equipment, a NEW basement studio space, NEW ways of derailing one another's talking points! Grab a chair and join Brandon, Harrison, Zack, Josh and Tom for the show's glorious [citation needed] return. Topics include: The games of Fall, 2011! A post-mortem on Bayonetta! The state of DC's New 52! Skyrim glitches! All these things and MORE await you in two solid hours of five guys trying to remember how to have a decent conversation. Hit the jump for all of this episode's relevant videos, articles, and more! | 1/31/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 9/19/2011: Celebrity Dick Punches | Surprise! A podcast! Brandon! Tom! Josh! Harrison! Valve! Gabe Newell! Cliffy B and Gears of War 3! Uncharted! Skyrim! Saints Row 3! Prototype! Soul Calibur V! Dragon*Con! Alcohol! Ninja Sex Party! Archer! Volpin Props! Flaming vehicles! Savannah, GA! Savannah College of Art & Design! FantomenK's Bionic Belly Button! Burglary! Listener emails! Free advertisement! Capcom! Nintendo! Square-Enix! Keiji Inafune! AND MORE! Hit the jump for this week's related videos: | 9/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 8/26/2011: Making Waves | Direct Download (77.17mb) After an incredible delay, JKP! returns with a podcast about human revolutions, german conventions, webcomic empires, alcoholic engineers, cats of thunder, and much, much more! Don't miss our long-awaited interview with Matt Mercer, voice of Fei Long from Street Fighter IV and Tygra from Thundercats! Plus, listener emails and a special announcement about the future of JKP! 0:04:35 - Josh shares his enthusiasm for Deus Ex: Human Revolution 0:42:19 - We talk about some news and headlines to come out of Gamescom (including our incredible wealth of content, courtesy of Nik the Unpronounceable) and PAX! 1:07:30 - Some comics talk, specifically focusing on how awesome Marvel's Fear Itself event has been! (SPOILERS APLENTY, dear readers!) 1:22:29 - Intermission! 1:22:41 - Behold! Our long-awaited interview with Matt Mercer, voice actor extraordinaire and man behind Fei Long of SFIV and Tygra of the new Thundercats series! 1:44:28 - Intermission 2! 1:46:06 - Listener emails! First up is Billy, asking which video game character Brandon & Josh feel is most underappreciated. 1:59:14 - Lee writes in to make an obscure (and referential) request. 2:00:21 - Tony asks us for further thoughts and commentary on one of our favorite subjects: the perilous situation for Nintendo and Sony in the handheld market. 2:24:08 - Dave requests some straight-up Tom/Harrison drunkenness. Can't disagree with that one! 2:35:25 - Brandon wraps up the show with a very important announcement regarding the future of the podcast and blog! | 8/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 8/07/2011: Instantly Catastrophic | Boy howdy, it sure is August up in here! Brandon, Josh and Tom are joined by frequent guest and master replicator Harrison Krix of Volpin Props (and a fond hello to you, too, search engines) as well as several beers for a cordial discussion about Nintendo's follies, some of the 360's 'Summer of Arcade' gems, and questionable parenting tactics under the sea. Plus, listener emails and-- shock and alarm-- a listener voicemail, of all things! Show highlights: 0:04:20 - After a vague, meandering intro, the show officially starts with some Volpin Props/Mass Effect news! What's up, Harrison?? 0:25:40 - So, the Nintendo 3DS price drop happened. Some are less than enthused. Some are practically dancing in the streets. Let's see who's on which side of THAT fence, I wonder... 1:06:46 - Intermission! 1:09:37 - Brandon sings the praises of Supergiant Games' first-ever release, Bastion! (Spoiler: It's really good!) It's also coming to Steam on August 16th: PC owners take note! 1:25:19 - Brandon also recommends Insanely Twisted Shadow Planet! 1:33:04 - Harrison's discussion about busted cars leads quite poetically into a discussion about the disregarded treasure that was, apparently, Bioshock 2! 2:02:58 - Listener emails! First up is... a listener voicemail, actually! Andrew, lay it on us! 2:05:39 - Lee writes in to ask two questions that are so, so close to being correct, but are not at all correct. 2:09:16 - Justin writes in to ask us about our potential coverage of Gamescon and TGS! 2:13:55 - Tyler gifts us with another installment of the Crowley Cwestion Corner, inspiring commentary on bronies, famous voices, and JKP the Musical: On Ice! - | 8/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/29/2011: Josh’s Woman Time | Handed the reins for the first time in over a year and a half, Josh abandons the typical JKP show format in lieu of an awkward and surprising lady-centered story time agenda. Brandon, Tom, and Zack shuffle along to varying degrees of reluctance. Grab a beer and gather round, it's (apparently) time to share. Show high/lowlights: 0:17:02 - After trying to start the show for a full seventeen minutes, Josh finally talks about one of the worst/funniest car rides of his life. 0:40:34 - Tom's turn results in some shocking revelations about his high school days. 0:56:00 - Men with drills suddenly arrive (don't ask), so let's have an INTERMISSION! 0:58:28 - It's Zack's turn, and he chooses to relay the perils of meatballs and fancy carpets. Those aren't euphemisms, either. 1:07:05 - Brandon unintentionally kickstarts corndog-centric "JKP Manfiction" and then talks about much happier things instead. 1:28:45 - Listener Emails! Alex the Dude writes in to mourn his shattered hopes and dreams over MML3. (We feel you, Alex.) 1:31:06 - Billy asks us about preferred Mega Man powers and Big Daddy issues. 1:36:38 - Josh answers an email... from himself????? | 8/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/23/2011: Capcomic-Con America | Holy cow, true believers, what a week! Join the proud ranks of Brandon, Josh, Tom and Zack as they discuss the Captain America movie, the official DC Comics' Superman reboot, Capcom's insufferable stupidity and/or blatant evil, and some miscellaneous Comic-Con headlines. Also, listener emails and fighting cats! It's a nigh-three-hour-podcast for the ages! Oh yeah, also, SPOILER WARNING, obviously. Show highlights: 0:03:41 - Brandon, Josh and Zack have seen Captain America! It is very good! Let's talk about precisely how good it is! (Also, HUGE spoiler warnings for this entire conversation.) 0:17:00 - The gang revisits a discussion about Nazi's in modern, family-friendly media. 0:27:51 - We dissect the Howlin' Commandos, Bucky, and Cap's supporting characters. 0:34:41 - Josh mistakes Iron Man's Shaun Toub for Captain America's Stanley Tucci. 0:39:12 - We toss around some Captain America sequel ideas (briefly touching upon Topless Robot's recent "Worst Cap Stories" article) & other Marvel characters worthy of the feature film treatment. 0:56:07 - We discuss the finer points of Superman's impending DC Comics reboot. 1:19:28 - Intermission! 1:19:48 - Zack leaves us, Tom joins us, and we talk a bit about Thundercats. 1:23:09 - We take the necessary time to discuss Capcom, the untimely-yet-predictable death of Mega Man legends 3, and more. 1:43:13 - Josh makes a shocking apology to Keiji Inafune. Seriously. 1:51:31 - Brandon is p****d right the f**k off over ULTIMATE Marvel vs. Capcom 3. 2:08:57 - Time to shift focus to a more positive light with some uplifting Comic-Con news! Happy thoughts, god damn it! 2:27:32 - Listener Emails! We kick thing off with Nik, who almost demands that Josh run a podcast recording. 2:31:56 - Billy plays Halo & loves him some Ghost Rider. 2:41:42 - Matt writes in to talk about perilous spoilers and ask for high-quality Batman comic recommendations. | 7/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/10/2011: Famous Ginger Viking | "This is where your post goes, Tom." Thats what Brandon tells me. Hello! Sorry for the delay, its been a crazy past couple weeks. This brand new Brandonless podcast is ready for your earballs to wade in. Eric joins us for the second week in a row. Things are talked about. Like you do. Show highlights: This week's podcast is a short one! | 7/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/02/2011: Dark of the Game of Magic the Gathering | Brandon, Josh, and special out-of-town guest Eric Aichele discuss mediocre yet unrelenting giant robots, awesome dwarves of televised high fantasy, collectible card games worthy of wedgies, and much more in this very special, extra-patriotic Independence Day weekend episode. Push up your glasses, pull up those knee socks and salute the flag with us, you pinko commie! Oh yeah, also there's a listener email in there, somewhere. USA! USA! USA! Show highlights: 0:00:35 - We welcome long-time listener, first-time participant Eric to the podcast. Hello, Eric. 0:04:05 - Transformers 3 happened! It's bad! It's good! It's basically gnodab. 0:51:37 - Intermission! 0:53:44 - Game of Thrones is pretty swell, reports basically everyone. 1:14:16 - We discuss the aborted, American version of Akira and other ill-fated anime adaptations. 1:26:12 - Listener emails! Billy inspires a discussion about Magic: the Gathering and other wedgie-worthy teenage addictions. | 7/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/25/2011: Propcast | Brandon, Tom, and Harrison (of Volpin Props) gather together to discuss prop making, drink beers, float through directionless conversation, drink beers, answer listener emails, drink beers, and drink beers in this special digest-sized episode. Clink! Show highlights: 0:04:10 - To start us off, an unofficially official Volpin Props audio press release. Sort of. 0:05:00ish to 0:32:58 - Mostly directionless conversation with a vague "props" theme lingering overhead. 0:32:58 - Listener emails! First up, Alex writes in to ask us about our worst jobs (again), and to correct Brandon on a rather important point. (Sorry, Alex.) 0:54:38 - Intermission! 0:56:17 - Nik writes us to share some tech news and shine a light on a blatant Chinese knock-off. 1:13:47 - Morris has a friend who works for Nintendo! Price drop rumors ahoy! 1:18:42 - Lee asks us what we think about the big movie studios pulling out of San Diego Comic-Con this year. | 6/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/18/2011: DC’s Discoball Mohawk | In brightest day, in blackest night, the Green Lantern movie can't escape the sight of Brandon, Josh and Zack. Find out what our boys thought of this attempt to legitimize the lanterns within the hearts and minds of mainstream america, then stick around for a second half that addresses DC's impending September relaunch and retcon of every single title at an all-new #1 (with same-day digital distribution, to boot)! It's an intensely comics-heavy podcast this week, so have wikipedia at the ready. Enjoy! Show highlights: 0:01:21 - No time is wasted as Brandon and Zack begin their assessment of Green Lantern's feature film debut. 0:04:49 - Josh finally arrives to join in on the... fun... and add the perspective of a GL fan of two decades and change. 0:38:13 - Josh segues into a point about overwhelming summer disappointments (not to spoil our overall opinion or anything, ha haaa) which leads to an overall superhero discussion. 0:58:13 - Intermission! Featuring Michael Kohler's JLA/Superfriends remix, "That Time is Now" 1:01:10 - Did you hear? The X-Men are breaking up! Such a shame, they were so cute together. Also, some assorted Marvel comics talk. 1:12:45 - DC's Summer Flashpoint event is finally starting to bear fruit, but the aftermath that is officially set to follow this September may or may not destroy DC comics altogether! | 6/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/11/2011: The E3 Buttgrinder | That's a wrap on E3, folks! Brandon leads the way in the first half of this second E3 2011-themed episode as he and Josh mull over some of the week's higher-profile previews and reveals ...while Zack patiently waits for Listener emails. Oh, yes, and Zack is also back! Hop on in here and celebrate the good times, people. Show highlights: 0:05:26 - We start out by letting Josh explain his position, re: Microsoft "losing" E3. 0:10:40 - The podcast is (briefly) derailed by an incredible off-mic burp. 0:18:15 - A analysis of the show floor stuff begins, starting (rather unsurprisingly) with Sonic Generations. 0:30:32 - Skyward Sword had all of ten seconds shown during Nintendo's press conference, so we discuss some gameplay reports coming off the show floor. 0:44:31 - Turns out there's a Zelda tribute in the new Super Mario for 3DS & the new Mario Kart actually has a useful gimmick again! 0:53:44 - Assassin's Creed: Revelations is Josh's nutty nutmeg fantasy. 1:02:13 - Intermission! 1:04:12 - Listener emails! Trent writes in to make sure that MGS: Portable Ops gets its propers. 1:06:08 - Cloud writes to ask us if we have any crazy college stories. Ohhhh boy do we ever, Cloud. 1:29:00 - Ricky writes to ask us which smaller, indie-scale games caught our eye over the past week. 1:35:47 - Alex asks: if we could make a game about any subject matter, no matter how morbid or insane, what would it be? The real question: is the world ready for a naked lunatic dancing-in-public simulator? 1:52:12 - Nik shares his E3 2011 experience with us. 1:53:40 - Billy tells us how he came to love Ghost Rider and asks us to share how we discovered our own favorite superheroes. 2:14:58 - Matt the Cat Who is Not Really A Cat writes to inform us about the latest developments in the Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO. | 6/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/07/2011: Press Conference Review | The Big Three of E3 have spoken! Now it's up to Brandon, Josh, Tom, and special guest Harrison Krix (of Volpin Props fame) to figure out what the hell just happened! Pot-shots are taken! Revelations abound! Minds are boggled! Jump on in and relive the spectacle in this special mid-week, reactionary episode! Show highlights: 0:03:45 - Microsoft! 1:04:33 - Intermission 1! (Featuring FantomenK's Rad Raygun stage loop) 1:05:50 - EA & Ubisoft! 1:17:26 - Sony! 1:50:05 - Nintendo! 2:09:19 - Intermission 2! (Featuring FantomenK's Virgin Birds) 2:11:30 - Nintendo, pt. 2! Stay tuned for our second E3-centric podcast as we catch the rest of the week's events! | 6/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/29/2011: E3 Specubating | As E3 2011 looms just beyond the horizon, Brandon, Josh, Tom, and special guest Harrison Krix (of Volpin Props fame) all settle down for a nice, long session of rampant speculation and bold predictions. Will Microsoft finally validate their newest peripheral? Will Sony further chastise themselves onstage? Could Nintendo possibly come out ahead of the compatition with their new console? Our quartet of adorable misfits touches upon all of these topics and many, many more as we all get ramped up for E3! Catch the fe3ve3r! Show highlights: 0:03:23 - First thing's first: a quick follow-up on last week's discussion of the Japanese game industry. Turns out we were sort of on-the-money regarding the arrogance of Square-Enix... 0:15:20 - Tom stands up for Too Human, Harrison likes L.A. Noire, and we all like sandbox games with cars in them. 0:41:25 - Intermission! - Featuring FantomenK's "The Sprites and You" 0:43:02 - Cosplay for a Cause is great cosplay for a good cause. Buy the 2012 calendar here and help some people in need! 0:46:43 - Let the E3 speculation begin! Topics range from Konami to Valve's absence to the big three press conferences and beyond... (Beware minor Portal 2 spoilers at the 0:56:50 mark!) 1:48:16 - Intermission 2! Featuring FantomenK's "Audio Avenue" 1:49:52 - The second half of our E3 predictions contain more Nintendo-related apprehensions and a bit of a laugh at Peter Molyneux. Wan. Million. Troobs. | 5/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/22/2011: Crazies vs. Crazies | Subscribe/Listen to JKP on iTunes! Brandon, Tom, and Josh take a long moment to ponder, among other things, the future of Mega Man Legends 3, the corporate and creative practices of Capcom and Square-Enix, Batgirls with bazookas, the true value of the Flinstones, and the shriveled little mind of Too Human's Denis Dyack. There's plenty of jibber-jabber to get you through the week in this episode that pierces the three hour mark with little justification. Plus, listener emails! Show highlights: 0:01:10 - PSN is back up, everyone. Finally, the world can rest. Also, Sony manages to surprise us in a good way with the announcement of their PSP Remaster series! 0:19:35 - Mega Man Legends 3 Prototype Version has been pushed back and will miss the 6/6 launch of the 3DS eShop. Just what is Capcom's deal? And Square-Enix, while we're at it! 1:00:12 - As Josh furrows his brow, Brandon and Tom defend the concept of Gotham City Imposters. 1:11:21 - Intermission! 1:13:00 - "Seth Macfarlan's Flinstones." Try that title on for size, that's going to be a real thing. Brandon explains why you shouldn't freak out. 1:25:42 - Josh wants to mention the unfortunate Joystiq/Conduit 2 situation. Nice one, High Voltage. 1:29:00 - Listener Emails! First, Billy tells us how much fun he had with Tom at the Warrior Dash and then encourages us to ruin Kirby for everyone. 1:35:38 - Alex asks if there's any possibility of JKP forums. HMMM… 1:39:03 - Ryan writes in to ask if we think Nintendo's "Project Cafe" will utterly dominate the headlines coming out of this year's E3, leading (somehow) to a discussion about the future of the console wars. 2:11:13 - Danny asks us if Denis Dyack is seriously as nuts as he seems. (Spoiler: yes.) 2:28:33 - We return to Nik's email from last week involving our best/worst jobs. 2:40:18 - Intermission 2! 2:40:35 - Josh begins a sordid tale of post-college vaccum salesmanship. 3:00:33 - As punishment for breaking the three hour mark, the Podcast Gods transform Brandon into a frog. - | 5/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/14/2011: Orlandoverload | Love theme parks? Then you'll love this week's episode. Tom returns from his Florida-voyage to entertain Brandon and special guest Heidi with tales of his Disney-esque/Potter-philiac vacation! All of his theme park adventures are brought to the table, from talking mascots to flying benches and beyond. Then Brandon's belated excitement for Sonic Generations is finally unleashed! All this, listener emails, and more in a sort-of special, three-hour episode of JKP! (Apologies for a somewhat belated upload, we hit some technical difficulties along the way. Thanks for your patience! Enjoy!) Show highlights: 0:02:22 - Tom's back from vacation! He was at Orlando's Disneyworld! Share the magic with everyone, Tom. 1:05:42 - Intermission! 1:07:29 - Tom continues painting us a word picture of his vacation, picking it back up with Universal's Islands of Adventure and, more importantly, The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. 1:37:50 - Intermission 2! 1:39:21 - Brandon finally releases his pent-up (and apparently contagious) enthusiasm for the officially-announced anniversary title, Sonic Generations. 2:15:27 - Listener Emails! First up is Lee, asking about our varying levels of enthusiasm for the current stable of Summer blockbusters. 2:28:12 - Dennis spills some beans on an alleged new unlockable weapon in Ocarina of Time 3DS. What makes our stalwart crew of this news? Any new takers? 2:35:42 - Brandon wants to wait for Josh and Zack before answering Nik's email about our best and worst jobs, but Heidi should go ahead and answer! Share with the class, Heidi! 2:39:58 - Phil is quite upset over the lack of respect for two of his favorite games, MGS: Peacewalker and The Third Birthday, simply because they were released as PSP games. Let us share your frustration, Phil. Profiling is wrong! | 5/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/07/2011: Big Goofy Dinosaur Face | Gather your free comics and grab hold of your ear buds as we hurtle through time in a special Thor-centric podcast! The first half sees Brandon and Josh entertaining one another with chit-chat about Star Wars, Dead Rising 2, and pinkeye for sad pirates. Then: three hours winks by in one brief intermission as Brandon, Josh and Zack all see Thor in theaters, then return for an almost-immediate, reactionary review! Note: spoilers abound, so if you want your Asgard experience to be pure and untainted, stay away from the last hour and a half. It's another week, another typically atypical episode here at JKP... Enjoy! Show highlights: 0:00:00 - Some early Marvel creator confusion leads rather naturally into a Free Comic Book Day discussion. (Several wrong things are said here. They are corrected later. Wait for it.) 0:08:13 - "Star Wars Day" has also come and gone, along with news about the impending, absolutely ridiculous blu-ray collector's set. 0:20:20 - And now: a discussion about pre-emptive Game of the Year decisions/declarations. 0:25:29 - Brandon almost starts up on his thoughts about Portal 2, but quickly derails himself into a description of his vacation in which he got pinkeye. Baaaaad pinkye. 0:31:18 - Josh talks at great length about his latest game of choice, Dead Rising 2. 1:00:06 - Intermission 1! 1:00:34 - Spoiler-Heavy Thor Thoughts! w/ Brandon and Josh! 1:29:31 - Intermission 2! 1:29:53 - Zack is quite smitten with Mortal Kombat. 1:31:39 - Zack initiates a discussion about animated superheroes. 1:38:21 - More Spoiler-Heavy Thor Thoughts! w/ Brandon and Zack, this time! 2:20:22 - We make some Thor comic recommendations for newfound fans who might be looking to continue the hammer-hurling fun. | 5/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/01/2011: Oven Mitts & Flypaper | With Brandon away on vacation, Tom boldly steps up to the plate and takes over hosting/recording/editing duties this week-- joined by all-american girl Josh-- to talk about pretty much everything that's been going on recently in the world of video games, from Sony to Mortal Kombat to Portal 2 and beyond! Be warned: Portal 2 spoilers abound! Show highlights: 00:00:00 - It BEGINS. 00:05:00 - Laundry is done! 00:06:30 - PSN, hackers, Sony Failing, punishment, you know, the usual... 00:15:20 - Funky PANTS 00:19:00 - Something shiney and new doesn't interest Tom?! BLASPHEMY! 00:37:00 - Josh's strategy to eliminate used games 00:44:00 - Mortal Kombat and fighting game time with some Capcom trash talk and our love for NetherRealm 01:00:00 - Marvel MMOWHOGIVESASHIT so we talk about other MMOs and other better games. 01:07:00 - One of the biggest Superheroes of all time has something he wants to tell us... 01:15:00 - INTERMISSION 1:15:30 - Portal 2 Talk Time: Game of the Year for these guys... unless Mass Effect 3 pulls something crazy... 1:18:30 - SPOILERS for PORTAL 2 BEGIN HERE. SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 1:45:40 - Josh says bad things to make me edit the podcast... and around this time SPOILERS FOR PORTAL 2 ARE OVER...ish... we then talk about the announced Portal 2 DLC pack... and Mass Effect... and Half Life... and Arkham City... 2:02:45 - LISTENER EMAILS and TANGENTS until the very end! - | 5/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 4/17/2011: The Return of Episode Five | Nintendo droppin' bombs and they ain't care! With the confirmed rumor of a new console announcement impending at this year's E3, Brandon, Josh, and Tom are now tasked with speculating on the nittiest, grittiest details. Plus, Portal 2's potato-fueled ARG is wrinkling some brows amongst the JKP crew. AND, after the intermission, Zack makes his glorious return to the show to regale us with comic book discussions and join in on some listener emails! Note: Tom's mic gave out immediately after the intermission, but the discussions that follow are made much funnier as a result. Enjoy! Show highlights: 0:00:37 - Some quick thoughts on Batman: Live! 0:03:39 - Valve's Portal 2 related "Potato Sack" ARG fell short of a sensation, but was/is it without merit? 0:19:48 - Spoiler warning: this part is a discussion about spoilers. 0:28:50 - Talk about a megaton: This year's E3 will bring with it a new Nintendo console, rumored to be fully HD and completely, surreally badass. Let the speculation begin! 1:14:41 - Intermission! featuring Guitar vs. Chip by show-favorite artist FantomenK 1:16:27 - Zack is back! 1:17:52 - Zack has also made some recent comic purchases for stunningly low prices, a few of which he's turning around and offering to the currency-burdened public! (Check out his eBay auction for Amazing Spider-Man #300 signed by Todd Macfarlane!) 1:28:48 - Marvel's big summer event is "Fear Itself" and it sounds cool! 1:50:08 - DC's big summer event is "Flashpoint" and it sounds not-as-cool! By a wide margin! 2:00:00 - Listener emails! Nik is up first, with a cryptic message for Tom and an inquiry about the future of consoles for Nintendo and beyond. 2:07:37 - Frequent guest and master propsmith Harrison writes in with some cruel words for us after last week's Kinect discussion... 2:12:42 - As Tom takes off, Jeff writes in to reprimand us for the treatment of fellow emailer Jimmy during our March 26th episode (Brandon says 24th, oops). The situation is analyzed in full detail. Perhaps too much detail? 2:19:34 - Billy asks about how games bring people together and asks us to make Mega Man funnier! Oh my god, Billy, your wish is our command. - Extra Note: Alex, your email was read but a technical glitch in the recording means we'll have to wait until next week's episode to reply to it! Our apologies-- stay tuned! - | 4/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 4/10/2011: Sonic’s Son General | The newest teaser trailer for Sonic's 20th Anniversary title has Brandon in a frenzied state, so it falls to Tom and Josh to lower his expectations in this week's special-but-regular-but-sort-of-special episode. Join our new/regular trio for a discussion on Sonic's past, the Kinect's future, the new Portal comic, and more! Plus, listener emails! Show highlights: 0:01:33 - America's government threatened to shut itself down for the first time since the mid-90's on Friday, narrowly-averting an absolutely hilarious and pathetic national crisis. A nation of cynical satire-writers mourns the loss, we're sure. 0:04:45 - SEGA obscurely released the teaser trailer for this year's rumored 'Sonic Generations' title. Brandon is quite eager to explain why this is exciting. (That Sonic '06 Goon rundown is available here...) 0:44:52 - The trio discusses Microsoft's Kinect and its potential future... 0:57:25 - Intermission! (brought to you by Liam Lynch and his United States of Whatever...) 0:59:06 - Finally, some "official" clarification on the SSFIV Arcade DLC release. 1:01:35 - Tom both read and enjoyed the officially sanctioned Portal Comic, which leads to some general Portal 2 excitement. 1:15:31 - Josh is tentatively excited for an impending Xbox Avatar RPG maker and has a group proposal... 1:26;19 - Listener emails! Brittany kicks off this segment with some generous praise (and a warning for potential listeners) as well as a question about our preferred brand of game music. 1:41:47 - Andrew writes in to ask about "anonymous" and their threatened attack on Playstation HQ & Sony. 1:53:02 - "Long-time listener, first-time writer" Justin chimes in on Harrison's guest appearances... 1:55:36 - Donny inquires about the potential future of Playstation, Microsoft, and Nintendo consoles. 2:15:11 - Nik the Unpronounceable fills us in on his nation of origin and gives us a bit of background. This week's outro music is a special remix of the Spring Yard Zone, brought to you by RAC | 4/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 4/03/2011: Spirit Junk | Hey! Listen! The Legend of Zelda is 25 years old! Brandon, Josh, and Tom are joined by favored guest Harrison of Volpin Props for a detailed discussion about Link's legacy of pot-smashing and chicken-kicking. How can Nintendo best celebrate a quarter-century of Zelda at E3 2011? Our listeners help us decide in this lengthy brainstorming session! Plus: some sad Sym-Bionic Titan news, an analysis of the Green Lantern footage from WonderCon, and more! Show highlights: 0:01:45 - April Fools 2011: a Day in Review. 0:08:03 - Inafune is starting TWO new companies and Mega Man Universe is dead. Josh gets infinity boners. 0:09:54 - The 3DS is here! Like, in the room! With us! Let's TALK about it, YEAH! 0:21:44 - Arnold's getting his own animated series/movie/video game. About himself. As a superhero. Called The Governator. For real. Due in 2012. And the Mayans shout from the shadows of time itself: "We told you so." 0:28:45 - Sym-Bionic Titan is cancelled. Everyone is sad. 0:37:38 - Harrison talks about his disappointment with Dragon Age 2. 0:53:24 - Listener emails! Yes, BEFORE the intermission! First up is Ricky, asking about the fate of Sym-Bionic Titan and, more importantly, Genndy Tartakovsky. 0:56:13 - Morris writes in to express his extreme offense at our apparent lack of enthusiasm for this summer's Green Lantern movie. We explain ourselves. 1:16:45 - Intermission! brought to you by Malo Mart. 1:18:45 - Harrison's elaborate, online April Fool's Day gag was met with decidedly mixed reviews. 1:32:10 - And now, over and hour's worth of Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary discussion! Ssssort of. After several false-starts, we dive into some E3 2011 Celebration suggestions from Tyler, Brittany, Jason, Nik, and Sarah! | 4/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/26/2011: Flibbitybloo and the Blappy Blaps | Celebrate 3DS launch week with Brandon, Josh and Tom as they share some hands-on impressions and online reactions before delving into discussions about games old and new, from 3DS launch titles to the now-ancient Dead Space to the relatively dated Enslaved and Golden Sun: Dark Dawn. Plus, an impressive pile of listener emails! Editor's note: This week's podcast is best enjoyed within view of bickering cats. Show highlights: 0:01:13 - Tom has recruited Brandon for the impending and entirely unnecessary Warrior Dash. Goodbye, Brandon. It was nice knowing you. 0:07:06 - 3DS launch day! Tom;'s held a 3DS in his hands and actually played some games! Let's talk about the important topics of the day, then, like how Tom is raising his real-life cats. 0:17:35 - Pilotwings Resort, demos, and some suggestions to Nintendo on how best to advertise their new handheld. 0:30:37 - Josh has just gotten his hands on Golden Sun: Dark Dawn for the DS! What's he think so far, as a fan of the series? 0:47:29 - Josh has also been playing Dead Space! Uh. The... the first one, not the new one. 1:15:38 - Intermission! Featuring "The Massacre," once again brought to you by FantomenK 1:17:49 - Brandon and Josh discuss the decidedly mixed bag that is last year's Enslaved 1:34:12 - Cartoon Network and DC are teaming up for a new programming block! Good move, gentlemen. Exciting! Now try not to f**k it up. 1:39:08 - Listener emails! But first, some potentially upsetting news. 1:41:28 - Billy retroactively requests for us to ruin the Soul Calibur series. You got it, Billy. 1:45:50 - Jimmy writes in to ask about a mysterious and uncredited news item he read about Capcom pigeonholing Super Street Fighter IV Arcade exclusively onto home consoles. That's news to us! 1:49:52 - Sarah writes to ask us for 3DS impressions! Which... we already did. Oops. But hey, a second discussion breaks out anyway. 1:51:55 - Sam asks us which summer movie blockbusters we're now most excited for! The answer: pretty much all of them, to varying degrees... with one or two exceptions. 1:58:55 - Jon/Talby writes in for advice about listening to podcasts on-the-go. We're here to help, Talby! 2:12:24 - Angela, Corrie, & Kei ask us about convention plans and contests. Brandon fails just as hard as he can. 2:16:21 - Nik asks us which video game trends we think are the most irritatingly overused and which are the most criminally underused. | 3/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/19/2011: Pride & Sadness | Get ready for a very ANIMATED podcast this week (HA HA, JOKES) as Brandon, Josh and Tom dissect the stronger points of Cartoon Network's more popular programming and discuss current trends in cable cartoon fare. Don't worry, things remain totally immature and lowbrow. Also: release-schedule shuffles, superheroines in slutty costumes, and Tom's regularly-scheduled Halo adoration. SPECIAL BONUS GAME: Every time you hear the clinkity-clank of a glass jar being emptied, that means Josh is eating another handful of Skittles. See if you can keep count! Show highlights: 0:02:00 - Gun Loco is cancelled. A moment of silence, if you please. 0:08:30 - Illusion's "Artificial Academy" game has been delayed. Josh finds the internet's reaction rather humorous. 0:16:39 - The 3DS is on its way. Which game is everyone going to buy at launch?? THERE ARE JUST SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM. 0:24:45 - Tom played the new Halo: Reach maps! And he likes Halo! So we talk about Halo. 0:34:34 - Brandon saw Paul, and rather liked it! Why, Brandon? Tell us more. 0:40:05 - NBC's new Wonder Woman has been revealed in all her costumed glory! 0:53:56 - Intermission! featuring FantomenK's "Getting Melodies Out Of My Head" 0:56:55 - Cartoon Network has some pretty great shows! 1:22:03 - That new Thundercats show got an official teaser, and it is lookin' gooooood. 1:25:00 - Sym-Bionic Titan? Also pretty good. Pretty great. Probably going to be cancelled soon, probably, so get it while it's hot. 1:52:37 - Once again, nerds have ruined things for everyone. | 3/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/13/2011: Now, Now, Then, Now | Brandon and Tom are eventually joined by the recently-ever-present Josh and super special guest Harrison (of Volpin Props fame) to discuss important topics of discussion in the fields of video games, comics, wrestling, moms, time travel, crab circles, and disturbing games for european children. Join them, won't you? WON'T YOU? Also, listener emails! Some of which are ASTOUNDINGLY delayed, holy cow! Show highlights: 0:05:42 - Looks like Brandon and TOm have some time to kill. Better talk about wrestlin'! 0:07:33 - Oh, look! Josh has arrived. Just in time to talk about wrestlin'. 0:18:49 - Not even twenty minutes in before the first mention of Japan. 0:20:54 - Harrison arrives! Just in time for further discussion on... Japan... 0:26:01 - Harrison has an interesting proposition for his numerous followers and fans regarding the unfortunately elusive acquisition of his preferred domain name, volpinprops.com! (He currently has volpinprops.blogspot.com. Just listen to this part, it all makes sense.) 0:36:28 - Josh attempts to discuss Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, and somehow this results in a uniquely sincere discussion about our moms. You know, like y'do. 0:50:32 - We discuss game franchises that have had problems ramping up into the fun parts of their games. Turns out to be a rather prominent hurdle, unfortunately. 1:04:05 - Intermission! Brought to you, once more, by chiptunes virtuoso FantomenK! 1:06:54 - We're back, and Josh wants to talk about Urasawa's comic masterpieces 20th Century Boys and Monster, but Harrison and Tom are having none of it. Oh, how he tries. 1:29:13 - That thing is still in Tom's teeth. Makin' teeth babies. 1:31:23 - Listener emails! Brandon shares some bizarre, time-traveling emails that only just arrived in his inbox, despite being written in August of 2010! Lee is up first, inquiring as to our thoughts on the PSP Phone... heh. Heh heh. 1:34:02 - Bill writes in (in August of 2010) to express his eagerness for news stories on our blog. Heh. Eh heh. Heh. 1:35:36 - Billy Parrish asks which fictional accessories or outfits we would like to have for ourselves. 1:46:10 - Greg, writes in (again, August) to tell us how much he looks forward to a potential web comic! My goodness but I hope you have not been literally holding your breath, Billy! 1:56:58 - Alex, back in present-day email writing, asks Josh is he happens to have a celebrity sibling! 2:00:14 - Tyler wants to know: if we could be any fictional race/species, which one would we most enjoy? 2:06:34 - Nik wants to know who our childhood heroes and role models were, and how they've shaped who we are today. | 3/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/04/2011: Alabama Hot Pocket | Brandon, Josh, and Tom are back in the habit of regular podcast recordings and ready to lay the smack down on some GDC news. Grab yourself a beverage and cop a squat for this laid-back episode about GDC, Iwata's adorable engrish, Miyamoto's secret mecha pipe dreams, PUSA doing Poké, Sonic's second coming, and a little Halo thrown in for good measure... and let's not forget some listener emails and voicemails! Oh, and mark the date and time-- Tom's volume actually had to be lowered for a change! Show highlights: 0:02:24 - Brandon has good news! No, seriously! 0:03:05 - Josh totally says "my readers." Just puttin' that one down. For the record, you know. 0:05:01 - Heyyy, it's GDC! What's goin' on with all them game dev's, guys? 0:09:05 - Iwata is pretty adorable up on stage, and even more adorable in trying to convey authority over the games industry. 0:12:00 - Tom gets distracted mid-thought by Josh playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3. Off it goes! 0:17:42 - Miyamoto has a secret jones for super-complicated flight sims, and apparently Steel Battalion stole his thunder big time! What? 0:24:44 - A revelation about 343 Guilty Spark and Microsoft leads to a lengthy Halo discussion. 0:38:31 - What were we talking about a thousand hours ago? Oh, right, Iwata, Nintendo, and GDC! 0:52:37 - Intermission! Brought to you, once again, by chiptunes virtuoso Fantomenk! 0:54:44 - Pokémon Black & White has an all-new theme song, courtesy of Brandon's favorite band-- the Presidents of the United States of America! And it's not even his birthday! 0:59:02 - To balance out the earlier Halo discussion, Brandon deems it necessary to talk about the latest developments in the seemingly unstoppable Archie-published Sonic the Hedgehog comic. Hang on, this time it's of general interest. (No it's not.) 1:14:12 - Listener emails! Nik writes in to ask us which fictional character we'd most like to be, which somehow leads to us talking about Charlie Sheen at length for the second week in a row. 1:31:39 - Andrew-- whoops, I mean "a mysterious caller" left Tom a voicemail about his "man-count balance!" Uh oh. We better get on that, those late fees are a killer. 1:34:40 - Billy asks us to ruin Tetris. With pleasure, Billy. | 3/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 2/25/11: Who’s the Other Butt? | After two weeks' worth of failed attempts and delayed recordings, our heroes Brandon, Tom, and Josh rally together to talk about some damn video games, damn it! Will Brandon ever play anything other than Arcade mode in MvC3? Has Tom become a master of shooting hovering bad guys in the butt? Can Josh stop playing f*****g Tetris on his new spacephone long enough to give a damn? The answers to these important questions and more await you in this exciting, extra-late episode! Show highlights: 0:06:12 - Marvel vs Capcom 3 is finally! Out! No one enjoys playing it, apparently! Wait, what? 0:29:22 - Heidi walks around the group to avoid derailing the recording, inadvertently resulting in a total derailing of the recording. 0:35:00 - Josh has been playing Assassin's Creed 2 for the first time, and he is quite taken by it. You guys heard of it? You should try it. 1:03:37 - Intermission! ...featuring "Audio Avenue" by chiptunes virtuoso FantomenK! 1:04:54 - Internet sweetheart and "Your Own Show" finalist Zach Anner is Tom and Brandon's personal hero! (UPDATE: On the very night of this recording, he went on to win the final competition! Sure it was a tie, but winning is winning! Congratulations, Zach!) 1:12:50 - Josh has been keeping up with Conan, who is basically kicking ass to no great surprise. 1:21:42 - Charlie Sheen had the world's greatest celebrity meltdown this week, blasting into the next stage of celebrity evolution and becoming a being of pure, self-absorbed energy. F*****g amazing. 1:33:04 - Tom and Brandon both have Bulletstorm! It is not as filthy as advertised! Shame on you, advertisers! Good for you, Bulletstorm! 1:52:44 - Listener Emails! Nik, having celebrated his birthday earlier this month, writes in with a (now belated) birthday wish and asks about which birthdays we remember the most. Hooray, birthdays! 2:06:35 - Billy asks us what we mean when we refer to a game as "charming." (This special answer brought to you by the Dave Matthews Band!) 2:21:36 - Crowley Cwestion Corner! This week, Tyler inquires as to the origin of our name, "Jump Kick Punch." httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci2PyFAw_qA | 2/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 2/08/2011: It’s Z-Time!! | Do you feel that? The winds have shifted. Animals howl and the ocean boils. Life itself grinds to a sudden halt as the universe cracks open and a new power, crackling with the mysterious energies of a thousand worlds, emerges. The normal rules of time and space do not apply. Everything you know has changed. It's Z-Time. On this week's incredibly special episode, Zack shows mankind the true meaning of love and makes every fan's dreams come true, probably, maybe, by assuming near-total control of the podcast. Brandon, Josh, and Tom are all along for the ride as the Big Zed guides them through the conversational wilderness of distant grade school memories, an impressive series of "versus" scenarios, listener emails, voicemails, and the invention of "pre-fun fun." Show highlights: 0:01:19 - Brace yourselves: Zack is beginning the show. 0:04:19 - At Zack's command, Josh has an important news story to bring to the table. 0:08:18 - Zack has a real-life scenario for Tom? I think? And also he hates Metropolis and Lucy Liu? But loves Csmeron Diaz? 0:17:06 - Zack's attempt to answer Nik's introductory email results in the worst/best/worst game ever: Ruin Each Other's Favorite Things. 0:39:16 - If it pleases the Zack: Listener Emails! First up is Andrew, who unfortunately asks us to share some Valentine's Day memories. 1:01:14 - Intermission, brought to you by Less Than Jake! 1:02:56 - Ricky writes in to ask for Zack's thoughts on an alleged hook-up between Wolverine and sweet, innocent Squirrel Girl. This displeases Zack greatly. 1:06:42 - The first set of Versus! for 2011, now featuring its own well-deserved jingle! This week's battle scenarios come from Ben & Tyler. 1:33:58 - Brandon suggests checking out Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. This also displeases Zack! 1:42:07 - Listener Voicemails! A mystery caller leave the group a special order. 1:43:30 - Dana calls in with a suggestion for Tom! Sort of. 1:46:41 - And now, a somewhat disturbing conversation about Zack's computer. 1:51:20 - Hooray, the first half is over! Wait, what? Uh.. alright, well, I guess everyone just talks about shows they want to recommend and welcome any potential offers of corporate sponsorship. 2:02:13 - Zack bids this week a fond farewell with a clear, concise, and easy-to-understand outro. | 2/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 2/03/2011: Half-Machine, Half-Cyborg, All Heart | With the gang's regular recording plans suddenly and unexpectedly destroyed by surprises and inconveniences, Brandon and Tom make an urgent attempt to reach out and touch each other through the power of words and technology. Not in a dirty way, though. Strictly business! Specifically, business pertaining to Sony's next handheld, Bulletstorm, Venom, Wonder Woman, and some Listener Emails! Show highlights: 0:01:40 - Sony has officially (and finally) unveiled the PSP2, which is apparently not named the PSP2 and is codenamed the NGP? How lame is that? Very? Question marks? But hey, let's talk about the reveal in excruciating detail! 0:31:34 - Bill O'Reilly is very confused! About the Moon! C'mon. I mean, c'mon. 0:33:51 - Tom and Brandon proceed to get lost in conversation, resulting in cicadas, robots and cyborgs. Also, cyborg robots. 0:37:08 - B&T have had a bit more time with the Bulletstorm demo, and it's pretty great, actually! 0:40:23 - Suddenly, Intermission! 0:42:56 - The Bulletstorm discussion continues. Shootan. Kickan. Dick-titsan. Etc. Also, DUTY CALLS! 0:47:45 - MvC3 is ever-so-close to release, which means leaks are running rampant on the Internet. 0:50:35 - SPOILER about MvC3's final boss, despite that being inconsequential and despite every other site reporting on it and despite us having talked about it already in earlier episodes. 0:52:03 - Marvel's passing the Venom legacy on to a new character, and we SPOIL who it is! (Hint: it's not very cool or interesting. And also he looks terrible.) 0:58:00 - There may very well be a new Wonder Woman TV show coming! And it sounds mired in feminism and female empowerment, but the really bad kind? Girl power, yeahhh! 1:05:14 - Listener Emails! First up is a gaggle of emails from Nik concerning rumors of a Facebook-branded phone and an interesting suggestion for our next episode! 1:15:46 - Tyler writes in to let us know that Part 2 of his "Best of JKP Year One" series is finished and online! You're awesome, Tyler. Thanks! 1:17:14 - Heidi writes in to make sure we saw the new Volkswagon commercial starring a pint-sized Darth Vader! Fricking. Adorable. 1:21:15 - J. Talby tweets in to ask for our thoughts on Collector's Editions! - | 2/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 1/25/2011: Specifically Weird | With Atlanta fully thawed and back to full strength, Brandon, Josh, and Tom gather 'round the laptop to remember the past and anticipate the future. Our trio starts getting a good idea of where this year is headed as they discuss the 3DS's launch date and price, experience the demo for Bulletstorm and new trailer for Duke Nukem Forever, and wax nostalgic about a bygone era of geekdom. Plus, some Listener... Videos? Show highlights: 0:01:00 - Nintendo 3DS! Launch date! Pricing! VIDEO GAAAMMMMEESSSS. 0:08:07 - The deliberate confusion over the 3DS's launch titles results in cynicism for some, cautious optimism for others. Take a wild guess who's who. 0:25:49 - Hey, as long as you're here, make a mental note to watch the season premiere of Archer, Thursday (TONIGHT) at 10p E/P on FX. You want Tom to be happy and pay his rent, don't you? 0:26:46 - This recording? Two days before Sony's PSP2 event. How wrong are we ready to be? Very. 0:30:25 - The demo for Bulletstorm amazes and confuses, all at the same time! Butthole murders! Dick-t**s! What do you think, guys? 0:42:56 - The newest dick-punching, p**s-taking trailer for Duke Nukem Forever has Josh all hot and bothered, which may seem strange considering his reaction to the Bulletstorm demo. Josh, explain yourself. 1:00:00 - Intermission! 1:01:27 - Disney has brought their big, corporate axe down on Junction Point, the studio behind Epic Mickey, and cut a huge number of staff members loose. There goes that shot at a redeeming sequel, we guess. 1:11:49 - Wizard Magazine is officially dead. A geek nation mourns, mostly in the very online forums and message boards that lead to its unsurprising death. 1:18:55 - Spoiler Warning! One of the Fantastic Four is "dead" as of this week, which is mostly useful as serving a point about the death of Wizard Magazine. 1:21:33 - On a similar note, Patton Oswalt wrote a piece for Wired Magazine about the death of geek culture amidst the maelstrom of online resources and dangers of ETEWAF, "Everything That Ever Was--Available Forever" 1:28:24 - Josh makes an easy segue into they heyday of MST3K which leads, somehow, to a discussion about Sunchips. 1:39:24 - Tacos! Unsettling claims about Taco Bell's "beef" has the internet collectively skipping lunch and has the suits up in arms. 1:42:57 - Brandon predicts the eventual "final form" that modern society's geek chic will take to become the new Kings of Nerd Mountain (That Wondermark strip can be found here.) 1:47:00 - Tacos redux! (Spoiler: we will still eat your tacos, Taco Bell.) 1:50:00 - Spider-Man has him some silvery wingtips or something on the new movie suit design. Is this dumb, awesome, or inconsequential? A DEBATE ERUPTS. 1:58:47 - A leaked photo from a british toy convention gives the internet Sight Beyond Sight for a look at the new Thundercats character designs! (Eventually revealed in a much more official capacity!) 2:04:50 - Listener emails! A triple serving of video links and recommendations from Billy, Karl and Tyler-- including Tyler's "Best Of JKP" compilation, if such a thing is even possible. Amazing. - | 1/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 1/18/2011: Mass of Impassable Slickness | They live! Brandon, Josh, and Zack return alive and well from the frozen wasteland of Atlanta, GA after a week of uncharacteristic and nigh-apocalyptic winter conditions for another extra-long podcast themed mainly around pictures of actors dressed as superheroes. Also in this episode: a brief and belated CES recap, an evaluation of NBC's latest comics-inspired effort, a shameful finger-waggling at the Square end of Square-Enix and a bevy of listener emails! Show highlights: 0:02:27 - A Winter Storm utterly annihilates the southern metropolis of Atlanta! Epic tales of bravery, stupidity, and the zombie apocalypse abound. 0:24:04 - What was cool about the Consumer Electronics Show from two weeks back? Does anyone even remember a world before Lady Gaga TV Goggles? 0:34:08 - Square, stop it. Stop making video games. Just for a little while, okay? Take a break. Brandon is very passionate about this, despite Josh and Zack not even giving half a s**t either way. 0:48:05 - Josh and Zack had a little sit-down the NBC's newest superhero serial, The Cape. What'd they make of it? Here's a hint: one hated it, one thinks it's alright. Guess which is which! 1:03:14 - Intermission! (followed by an update on Zack's foot!) 1:06:33 - So that mysterious cast lineup image from X-Men First Class showed up online, and boy is it wonky. And boy has Zack ever been privileged to see some other behind-the-scenes stuff, and boy is it even wonkier than you'd imagine outside of mysterious cast lineup image. Boy! 1:21:33 - Chris Evans' Cap is looking truly great, though, especially WWII-era Cap. Painted-on helmet wings! Flawless victory! 1:32:10 - And hey, the new Spider-Man movie's first production photo is also kicking equal amounts of ass! Hooray! 1:53:42 - Listener Emails! Lee asks us about Tower Prep and Symbionic Titan, two Cartoon Network shows that none of us have really seen enough of to lay down a verdict. 2:06:38 - Vicky writes in to thank us for keeping her company during her winter break, which somehow leads to the group talking about the end of the world and the hidden merits of 4chan. 2:12:27 - Tyler makes a suggestion for a second themed episode! 2:16:10 - Nik the Unpronouncable (sorry, Nik!) wants to know what we think about movie to game and game to movie adaptations. Which ones do we think have been most successful? 2:30:44 - Terry asks where the extra JKP content is. Come on, boys, where dat content at? 2:35:25 - Alex saw Part One of our New Pokemon Rundown and has an astute observation to share. Drop that discovery on us, Alex. - | 1/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 1/04/2011: The Apocawhoops | A new year dawns! Alliances are forged once more! Welcome to year two of Jump Kick Punch! Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack unite to establish the new norm for the coming year, which is a lot like the old norm: Kinect is criticized, DC and Marvel's summer events are mocked, Taskmaster is admired, and games both new and old are discussed in great detail! Get ready for three solid hours of the best recording in weeks, plus a whole slew of listener emails! Show highlights: 0:03:00 - Everyone played Kinect on new Year's Eve! Opinions vary! But not that much. 0:20:31 - Alright, well, what's the group's opinion on Dance Central? Inquiring minds! 0:37:28 - Tom gets a special surpriiiiiiise. 0:40:25 - DC's Flashpoint event is probably going to tank hard with readers... 0:52:42 - Marvel's Fear Itself crossover event sounds ambiguously lame, but the teaser images are kind of cool! 1:01:03 - Intermission! 1:02:01 - Brandon rekindles last week's brief nod to Taskmaster being leaked as a character in Marvel vs. Capcom 3! Never heard of him? Want to know why he's cool? Well, today's your lucky day! 1:19:24 - Approximately one year later, Josh wants to discuss Darksiders. 1:44:32 - Looks like everyone has had at least minimal exposure to episode one of Telltale's new Back to the Future game! What's the verdict, fella's? 2:04:42 - Intermission 2! 2:07:06 - Listener emails! Jasmine writes in to tell us how much she enjoyed part one of our New Pokemon Rundown. 2:10:28 - Sarah seeks app and game recommendations for her new iPad. 2:18:39 - Dave asks for some good RPG/puzzle games for the DS. 2:27:59 - Ricky wants to know what we think about two of Marvel's recent animated efforts: Wolverine and the X-Men and The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes! 2:42:15 - Tyler asks us to share our personal favorite moments from JKP! Year One. Awww, memories. | 1/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 12/30/2010: I Am Done | Kiss 2010 goodbye with Jump Kick Punch as we celebrate one full year of recording with what may very well be the worst podcast yet! (Turns out that recording five people at once, on the fly, is somewhat complicated.) Brandon, Tom, Zack, Josh, and special guest Harrison cover the best and worst of 2010 in detail, as well as what they're looking forward to in 2011. Also, the last listener emails of the year! Show highlights: 0:00:00 - We start out with a prosthetic limb discussion, of all things. 0:04:37 - Nintendo's recently-issued 3DS warning, aimed at children six and younger, is pretty hysterical. 0:15:38 - Super-early Intermission! 0:16:50 - We're back! And in space! (Yeah, let's go with that.) 0:17:47 - The gang takes turns discussing their favorite/least favorite geek items of 2010. 0:40:41 - Galactus and Taskmaster are going to be in MvC3! 0:42:53 - More Best/Worst of 2010 discussion! 0:53:46 - Listener emails! Tyler's Question from last week (regarding obscure superheroes deserving of their own animated series) returns for the benefit of a larger gathering. 0:56:57 - Nik the Unpronouncable asks us what our wildest New Years celebrations have been. 1:01:50 - Jon/Talby writes in to asks how we celebrated our 21st birthdays. 1:07:18 - Things... take a turn. | 12/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 12/21/2010: Fun! Nice! Smart! Nice! | Merry Something-or-Other, listeners! Brandon and Tom gather on the first "official" day of winter (ha ha, f**k you calendar it has been winter for weeks) to celebrate the Winter Solstice and other holidays by discussing DIsney Epic Mickey, Tron Legacy, and some assorted gaming news bites. Plus, some listener emails and a couple of honest-to-goodness voicemails! It's a Christmas miracle! Show highlights: 0:02:41 - Xmas! Tom's going to Philly! Brandon's staying in Atlanta! Let's talk about holiday s**t, YESSSS. 0:04:11 - CHRISTMASSSS! Enjoy some more generic holiday discussion. 0:16:00 - Tee and Bee discuss their most treasured video-game related christmas memories. 0:23:30 - Switching gears to current events, Brandon was quite fond of Tron Legacy, and is somewhat flummoxed by the nature of its many negative reviews! 0:34:50 - Brandon is not quite as fond of Disney Epic Mickey, although he really enjoyed it? What? That's impossible, Brandon, explain yourself. 0:48:25 - Did you hear that Jon Favreau has left Iron Man 3? Did you hear that his next project will, instead, be called Magic Kingdom? Whole lotta' Disney goin' on up in here! 0:56:48 - Seriously, guys... don't do it. 0:57:13 - Intermission! 0:58:56 - Tom cranked up the Dead Space 2 demo before the break. What did our boys think of their brief playthrough? 1:01:40 - Brandon recommends the DC Comics-based audiobooks from GraphicAudio! What a perfect last-minute/late gift that would make for your comic-loving sweetie this holiday season! (We're now eagerly awaiting our well-earned endorsement deal, GA.) 1:07:33 - Someone wants to make a Madden Curse movie. IS THIS A BAD IDEA, Y/N? 1:11:12 - Tom's playing WoW again! Uh ohhhhhh! 1:19:15 - So that f*****g Spider-Man Musical injured another dude, continuing its rampage as a terrible monster of Broadway. UPDATE AFTER THIS RECORDING: It refuses to stay dead! Augh! 1:25:05 - Listener emails! Billy writes in first, asking what we got for others or want for ourselves this Christmas season! 1:34:45 - Tyler's up next, asking us which obscure comic characters would make for great animated series. 1:41:00 - Anonymous Voicemail A, in which a classic prank call is made by someone who we swear is not Zack. 1:42:05 - Anonymous Voicemail B, in which ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa ha ha ha. Ahhh. 1:43:44 - Tom and Brandon perform a live gift exchange! What'd they get? What sort of granddaughter is Brandon? LISTEN TO FIND OUT! | 12/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 12/11/2010: Anything is Possible with Imagination | Special guest Harrison Krix of Volpin Props, fresh from his trip to the Child's Play charity auction in Seattle, joins Brandon, Zack, and Josh to regale them with tales of Valve HQ tours, fancy dinners, and Gabe Newell's knife-heavy office walls. The gang also chimes in on the cluster of cinematic trailers released alongside Spike's VGA's and responds to some listener emails! Show highlights: 0:01:05 - Harrison kicks off the episode by getting straight to his adventures in the northwest. 0:34:44 - Exactly how much much did Harrison try to actively irritate Tom during their trip? FIND OUT IN THIS JKP EXCLUSIVE. 0:36:55 - The VGA Awards (Video Game Award... Awards) are LIVE during recording! My goodness, what do our podcastes think of the just-released trailers and announcements? 0:37:37 - Oh wait, nevermind, things are immediately derailed into a fairly elaborate DCU Online character creator discussion. 0:54:30 - Back on track! VGA's! New trailers! Woo! 0:58:40 - Intermission! (featuring a fairly filthy mash-up, as well) 1:01:14 - Zack hijacks the podcast to share another one of his celebrated convention commission stories. 1:07:09 - Welcome back! Ha haaa. Back to the VGA game announcements, god damn it you guys. 1:15:52 - New Tomb Raider! New Lara Croft! What makes our gang of this news? Was that even proper grammar? 1:21:12 - A lightning round of minor game news from the past week! 1:29:44 - Listener emails! First up is Briggs, who demands more written reviews! 1:38:15 - Next up is Nik, who wants to know our favorite games that the rest of the world has seemingly never heard of. 1:54:02 - Nik writes in again to ask Harrison which props were his first, his worst, and his most successful. - | 12/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 12/04/2010: More of a “Fwib” than a “Shing” | Brandon, Zack, and Josh are ready and waiting to address the hot topics of the week, from sequels with female-focused throwbacks to professional trolling of major activist organizations by seemingly insignificant development teams. Also, in-depth analysis of the new Young Justice series and an AMAZING Listener Email section where Zack learns of the foot-shattering adventures he never even knew he had! Tune in to find out who won the Story contest! Show highlights: 0:01:40 - Zack's back, and shares with us the TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY behind his broken foot. 0:11:16 - ARSENIC LIFEFORMS! BIology has been forever changed, and it's time for our trio to attempt a halfway-serious science discussion! (Note: When Brandon says Tommy Davidson, he of course means to say Robert Townsend. Deepest apologies to Messers Townsend and Davidson, as well as their families.) 0:22:50 - Twisted Pixel wastes no time returning to their winning formula with the announcement of Ms. Splosion Man! 0:27:55 - Team Meat wins the Official Troll of the Century Award for their recent shenanigans that inadvertently gave birth to Super Tofu Boy. 0:35:40 - A new, top-down Ghostbusters game is officially on the horizon, and the gang has somewhat mixed feelings about this. On the other hand, Dan Akroyd has mixed feelings about our secret alien overlords, so it all evens out in the end. 0:45:52 - Telltale has released the first, full-length trailer for their highly anticipated Back to the Future point-and-click series, and Josh hates it! He is very good at hating. Join him, won't you? 0:49:08 - A sudden segue into Uncharted Movie news! Guess what: it's going to totally blow! 0:58:14 - Intermission! 0:59:30 - Josh tells the tale of his unfortunate Speeding Ticket and how Green Lantern saved him from community service. THANK YOU, GREEN LANTERN. 1:05:33 - Josh and Zack give their detailed impressions of the hour-long Young Justice premiere! Unfortunately, the conversation is quickly derailed. You know how it goes. 1:07:08 - Okay, now a Young Justice discussion. Seriously. Including a total c*********k about secret identities and a collective groan over the CW's next pick for a live-action superhero drama. 1:32:08 - Listener Emails! Zack is surprised by a trio of tales, written by JKP listeners, about how he broke his foot. Who will come out on top and win a $5 iphone/Steam game of their choice? TUNE IN FOR THE SHOCKING DISCOVERY. 1:55:35 - Zack, as if subconsciously wanting to give back to the community as thanks, shares a quick yet amazing story about domain name registration. Trust me, it is glorious. - | 12/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 11/30/2010: Way Off-Course | With any chance of a regular recording utterly destroyed by Zack's equally utterly destroyed foot, Brandon and Tom (beaming transmissions in from the T-Dimension via secret frequency) use amazing future technology to talk to each other without being in the same room. THE FUTURE IS NOW! Join them for a delightful hour and a half as they discuss their unexpected fondness for Telltale's Poker Night at the Inventory and Disney's Tangled, the disastrous preview night performance of the doomed Spider-Man broadway musical, and why there are so many gosh darned Kongs. Show highlights: 0:01:08 - Brandon gets an early start on wishing Tom the best of times during his impending trip to Seattle for the Child's Play charity auction. 0:07:15 - Zack's unfortunate foot injury is detailed, as well as our contest to correct his narrative! 0:10:45 - Poker Night at the Inventory is pretty great! And only five bucks! Gee wiz! 0:19:39 - Disney's Tangled is a surprise delight, defying expectations despite being about a blonde princess who bakes a lot and has a shitload of hair. Also, how about a rundown of the circumstances behind basically every animated movie from the past year or so, how about that? 0:43:50: Hooooly s**t, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark is a disaster in almost every possible way, plus a few that don't even seem possible. 0:55:01: Tom saw Batman: Under the Red Hood, as did Brandon months earlier, but neither of them saw the reportedly well-done Young Justice premiere. 1:01:32 - Brandon hearts Retro because they obviously heart Donkey Kong. (Brandon also hearts Donkey Kong.) - | 12/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 11/20/2010: Eight People Sharing the Same Mouth | Happy Belated Thanksgiving, everyone! A special BLACK FRIDAY release means two podcasts in one week, provided that we all disregard the fact that there was no episode last week. Quit living in the past, man. Besides, Brandon, Zack and Tom are bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready for two full hours of discussions about Sonic Colors, an impossibly exciting Pac Man game, Strazynski cutting out early on his terrible DC projects, and a bevy of new movie trailers! Grab a turkey sandwich and take a listen as you troll Amazon.com in search of weekend savings! YEAHHHHH Show highlights: 0:03:02 - Hey, Thanksgiving! Alriiiight! In celebration of Black Friday, our trio talks about what they're planning on playing this holiday season and where/how they're going to make those important purchases. 0:18:33 - News that is sure to shock the world: Brandon loves Sonic Colors. 0:32:12 - Pac Man Championship Edition DX has infected Brandon and Tom with some sort of indefinable fever, and also everyone talks about themed roller coasters for some reason I guess. 0:39:35 - JMS, the mastermind behind the recent reboots and re-imaginings of both Superman and Wonder Woman, has abandoned his terrible ideas to write a second Superman: Earth One book. Who will pick up the pieces in his absence? 0:56:12 - Zack helps the group catch up on Spider-Man's current monthly comic situation. 1:03:26 - Intermission! 1:05:09 -Real quick, more Spidey. Just real quick. 1:06:35 - She-Hulk is in MvC3! And others. But mainly She-Hulk! Zack got his Thanksgiving wish! 1:09:26 - Tom is only so-so on Call of Duty: Black Ops & the ending of Fable III. 1:17:03 - Listener Emails! Matt's up first, sharing a delightful wedding tale and asking us what we're thankful for as avid video game enthusiasts. 1:23:40 - Zack shares an extra-delightful Thanksgiving tale. 1:31:37 - Matt's second question is in regards to our personal ideas for ideal supervillain lairs, and Tom makes a couple of movie recommendations. (Hint: he loves him some boy wizards.) 1:41:36 - Third question from Matt, asking us to come up with or pinpoint some new, atypical "origin" ideas. 1:48:21 - Dave write in! Asking us! What our favorite Destructoid/Podtoid memories are! Dave! Prepare to be disappointed! 1:51:55 - Dave's second inquiry, aimed at Zack: what are some good books to pick up and learn about Deadpool? 1:54:51 - Jared asks us for our thoughts on some of the major trailer releases of the last couple of weeks; Green Lantern, Thor, and Cowboys and Aliens. 2:03:14 - Brandon leads us out for this episode while the ever-present Heidi audibly eats some Sunchips in the background. | 11/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJKP Special: The Tom & Friends Show Starring Tom & Friends | Jump Kick Punch! has taken a break for a week, with Brandon away on bidness and Zack/Josh off training in the mountains, but the show goes on! Sit back for a spell and let the soothing, dulcet tones of JKP's fan-favorite lover of things, Tom ("T-Dubs" to the ladies), send you on a voyage of forbidden pleasures and personal discovery. Joining him are his first mates Cam and Jason, beaming in from the farthest reaches of the untamed internet, as they chart a course for discussions on Fable 3, the fate of Bizarre Creations, Gran Turismo 5, tabletop RPGs, and some responses to the terrifying twitterverse. Show highlights: 0:00:23 - Midget Porn 0:0030-Onward - Really, after that, it's all a blur. ENJOY! | 11/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 11/07/2010: Super Grandkids | Oh, hey. What's up? How've you been? Yeah? That's good. What's that, a podcast? OH, RIGHT, WE DO ONE OF THOSE. Is it already Thursday? Well my goodness, how time flies. Join Brandon, Josh, and Zack, as they dish on the latest status-quo defying shake-ups from DC's two biggest properties and toss around some minor news tidbits. Also: listener email, voicemails, and high fives aplenty!* * High fives not a guarantee. Show highlights: 0:08:25 - Grant Morrison apparently has high hopes indeed for Batman Incorporated, but how is all of this not completely ridiculous? 0:26:55 - Zack has read Superman: Earth One, and he ain't too keen on it for reasons that have nothing to do with hoodies or vampire romance novels. 0:59:17 - Intermission! 1:01:20 - Some minor items, such as the press reaction to Sonic Free Riders for Kinect, Zac Efron's rumored casting as Kaneda, and Zack's fondness for Megamind! 1:09:48 - Listener emails! First we tackle a new list of nerd-baiting "versus" scenarios from Ben. 1:19:59 - Crowley Cwestion Corner! This week, Tyler shares a precious Halloween memory, asks us who our personal picks for most overrated/underrated character are, and then treats us to a special audio surprise... 2:11:40 - A final, anonymous voicemailer asks Zack to share another fabled con story, this time regarding Catherine Bell and a dog. | 11/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 11/01/2010: Smells Like Cheeseburgers | A busy Halloweekend results in a rare Monday recording. Give a warm welcome to a chilly November with Brandon, Tom, Josh, and special guest Harrison Krix (of Volpin Props fame) as they discuss Keiji Inafune's sudden departure from Capcom, the leaked PSP Phone, and some recent promotional events and game releases. And, most importantly, Harrison has a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT that he has decided to reveal on this very podcast! HANG ON TO YOUR SEATS, IT'S A BIG ONE. WOOO! Show highlights: 0:01:24 - Keiji Inafune has left the building, ladies and gentlemen. How will this affect Capcom's immediate future? What of the Mega Man Legends 3 project? How many times can Josh jerk off in one news day? 0:06:25 - We slip rather suddenly into a detailed tangent regarding handhelds, Nintendo's future, industry trends... wow, what were we talking about before? 0:13:50 - OH, RIGHT, Keiji Inafune! 0:22:21 - Tom and Harrison made it out to Capcom's Atlanta-based Fight Night event! Marvel VS. Capcom 3 was played! Things are said! Yeahhh! 0:38:29 - Sony lets slip a series of leaks regarding the now tangible PSP Phone. Someone somewhere is fiiiirrrrreeed... 0:53:16 - Tom and Harrison have also been playing Fable 3! The words "buggy" and "fun" are thrown around. 1:08:44 - Intermission! 1:11:00 - Harrison Krix makes a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT regarding Volpin Props, but first, uh... I guess Uncharted! (Like, the first one... from 2008...) 1:20:38 - Okay this time Harrison seriously makes a ! ~ SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT ~ ! 1:32:35 - Listener Emails! We revisit Ryan's question from last week about Sony's plans for GDC this Spring under the new light of leaked PSP Phone details. 1:36:56 - Dave writes to ask what we think of JMS's Superman: Earth One revamp. (Ha ha get it, "vamp," because Twilight. Ahhhh, jokes.) 1:44:20 - Andrew writes in to share some of his personal best Halloween stories, one of which involves this radical costume. 1:52:35 - Ben asks Tom exactly how embarrassed he is to be a part of this podcast. GOOD QUESTION. Gold star. 1:59:03 - Billy asks us to name some of our favorite video game monsters, killers, and all-around creeps. SPOILER WARNINGS (for some admittedly old games, but still). | 11/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 10/24/2010: Definition of a Z-Job | Happy Halloween! Ramp up your excitement for candy and costumes with Brandon, Josh, and Zack as they discuss a recent celebrity death, the monotony of regular water, and some current events in the world of video games. Also, behold: a butt load of listener emails! And, as a special request, Brandon wants your nerdy/geeky Halloween stories! Email them to podcast@jumpkickpunch.com and we'll read them on the next podcast! Show highlights: 0:01:22 - Tom Bosley's deeeead! Noooooo! Another beloved childhood memory bites the dust. 0:05:06 - Oprah gave her entire audience free Xboxes and Kinects. Wow, ladies, you sure do go nuts for video game peripherals...! 0:08:23 - Varying levels of anticipation to try Kirby's Epic Yarn, solid enthusiasm all-around for Telltale's Back to the Future. Aaaaand GO. 0:14:28 - Josh is excited about basically one thing that came out of this past weekend's Blizzcon. Meanwhile, Valve has done something that's basically outright evil. (Also, Youtube can go to hell.) 0:31:46 - Brandon recommends Super Meat Boy! 0:35:33 - Zack and Josh have discovered a way to transform disgusting, everyday water into a powder-based flavor explosion! Phew, we almost had to be adults for a second, there. 0:40:07 - The Green Lantern movie has a new power battery design! Okay? I mean, I guess that was totally necessary, because Hollywood. 0:52:17 - Intermission! 0:53:31 - Listener Emails! Ben's up at bat first with some of his now-trademark 'Versus' scenarios. 1:14:42 - At last, our first definition of a "Z Job!" 1:16:55 - With all of that out of the way, let's get to Ben's actual questions... startling revelations abound over the next half hour! 1:52:49 - Ryan writes into ask about Sony's teased unveiling of a new handheld device in Spring, seeding a conversation which Brandon eventually deflects to next week's recording... an act that proves curiously wise in light of more recent events. 1:55:33 - This week's Crowley Question Corner delivers an alternate definition of a Z-Job (yessss!), and kickstarts a discussion about Halloween! DON'T FORGET TO SEND YOUR NERDY/GEEKY HALLOWEEN STORIES TO PODCAST@JUMPKICKPUNCH.COM! | 10/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 10/17/2010: Frown Town is Better Than Brown Town | This week: Brandon forgets to watch the clock and things tumble well beyond any sort of reasonable time limit. Settle in with a hot mug of wassail (whatever the hell that is) and join Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack for a three-hour adventure that has no real justification. Included herein: racial epithets, bathroom stories, listener emails, and maybe, just possibly, a brand-new jingle for a regular occurrence. Brandon edited the hell out of this one, so enjoy the show goddammit. Show highlights: 0:02:30 - Seriously, what in the world is a "wassail?" 0:04:30 - Tom and Brandon went to see Jackass 3D and, as it turns out, poop makes them laugh. 0:09:00 - Attempting to spark a conversation about Batman, things almost immediately veer off-topic into a more general discussion about comics and the internet's direct impact on the events therein. EXCITING STUFF. 0:40:40 - Tom saw a gameplay video and says DCU Online looks great! Prove it, Tom! "Okay," says Tom. 1:12:25 - Intermission! 1:14:10 - Brandon and Tom have both beaten Comic Jumper, with varying degrees of satisfaction! 1:32:10 - I guess we'd better just skip a podcast review of Sonic 4 before Zack punches someone on his way to the emails. 1:35:21 - Listener emails! Jon/Talby is first at bat to solicit some film project ideas... 1:53:38 - JKP! is proud to introduce the first-ever official installment of the Crowley Cwestion Corner. What follows is another hour or so of embarrassing stories, nipple preferences, and museum ideas. | 10/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 10/10/2010: In a Dumpster on the Moon | Put on the cape and footie pajamas and get ready for an unintentionally superheroic, comic-focused episode as Brandon, Tom, Josh, and special guest ZACK (oh my GOD he's actually here) talk about some of the big news out of the New York Comic-Con! Movies, games, comic books, and combinations thereof: this episode's got it all! Plus, a special intermission and more listener emails! Show highlights: 0:00:00 - It's the last day of the NYCC, everybody! Woo! 0:03:14 - Archie is going to publish an ongoing Mega Man monthly comic! And you know what? That's actually really cool news! 0:10:38 - Like a hurricane of non-sequiturs, Zack finally arrives to the recording 0:11:27 - Sega wants the bad Sonic games of recent years yanked off store shelves... could you be more specific, Sega? 0:15:05 - We jaw on for a bit about or mutual love for the X-Men Arcade Game before groaning cautiously at the newly announced X-Men: Destiny by Silicon Knights 0:20:24 - Sega's showing off their Captain America game! Mixed reactions abound. 0:25:14 - And now: Zack's semi-regular Deadpool news update/rant. 0:30:29 - Four new fighters for MvC3! And take a wild guess who our personal favorite is... 0:43:50 - Early Intermission! Sit down for a spell with Levar Allen's Game Over (Free download! How generous!) 0:48:44 - Zack Snyder is officially directing the next Superman movie! Somehow this news leads to a discussion of Marvel's treatment of female characters 1:10:44 - Tom's tried his hand at Twisted Pixel's Comic Jumper! You know what that would segue nicely into? A talk abut superheroes in comedy properties. 1:18:04 - Listener Emails! First, Zack picks up the slack and responds to some questions from last week. Let Dr. Z make it all better. 1:25:57 - Zack verbally forges an email to reveal the terrible secret of Jump Kick Punch! 1:27:28 - Billy writes in to ask us what our last meal as death row inmates would be. 1:31:08 - Billy ALSO writes in to ask us about which characteristics define an eastern gaming culture versus a western gaming culture. Hoo boy, let's... let's try and handle THIS one succinctly. 1:40:09 - Andrews misses Zack, and also calls out Josh on a statement he made about DLC fighting game characters... 1:47:10 - Tyler writes in to present us with a distinct honor! For himself. | 10/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 10/03/2010: A Bird in the Hand, Amen | The gauntlet has been thrown down as Nintendo unveils more info about their exciting new handheld, and Brandon, Josh, and Tom are on the scene (read: the living room) to give their earnest reactions. Join our Trio of Terror (come back, Zack!) for a full rundown of upcoming titles, thoughts on Dead Rising 2 and the latest Lara Croft adventure, various recommendations and warnings, and a hand full of Listener Emails! Show highlights: 0:01:29 - 3DS! Oh boy! Japan has a release date! And a price! And a bunch of upcoming games! And THREEEE DEEEEEE. 0:19:50 - We run through the entire list of announced 3DS titles, in alphabetical order. 0:38:43 - Here, at the dawning of the second decade of the 21st century, the planets have aligned and Mega Man Legends 3 is a real thing that is genuinely being made for real. 0:54:58 - Intermission! 0:55:21 - We're back, and we're French 0:56:31 - Tom and Brandon say Dead Rising 2 is pretty fun, as long as you don't take it too seriously 1:09:20 - Josh has been playing the new Lara Croft downloadable title, and he is quite taken by it! 1:20:24 - Brandon has experienced one thing he hated (Blade Kitten) & one thing he loved (Exit Through the Gift Shop) 1:30:54- Listener Emails! First up is Danny, asking what we're fond of within the realm of Fall TV 1:48:29 - Matt is engaged and wants marriage advice! Congrats, Matt! Also sorry, Matt! We tried. 1:57:04 - Tyler wants to know who we'd each do the Fusion Dance with. The answers are surprisingly unsexy, until you remember that Zack's not here this week. | 10/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 9/26/2010: Fight to the Death with Friends | After last week's chaos, Brandon, Josh, and Tom embrace a welcome return to whatever it is that passes for normalcy around here by discussing Halo Reach, crazy (and secret) Bioshock Infinite revelations, hands-on impressions of Kinect, the welcome death of Project Milo, why it's a perfect time to start enjoying One Piece, and why Pedobear is a herald of the end times. Plus, listener emails! Also, Josh has the sniffles. Awwwwwwwww. Show highlights: 0:01:03 - Now that they're back, Josh and Tom chime in on TGS 0:10:42 - Brandon beat Metroid: Other M, and boy did that turn out like he was expecting 0:15:31 - Tom's played the Dead Rising 2: Episode 0 prologue, and he ain't a fan 0:28:24 - Brandon very much enjoyed the Enslaved demo! 0:35:30 - Halo Reach. Tom. Half an hour of discussion. Ohhhh yeahhhhh. Spoilers abound, here and there, so BEWARE! 0:59:50 - Intermission! 1:00:50 - Tom has also had some hands-on time with Kinect! Pass that Kool-Aid! Also, Milo is dead and might be shucked and gutted for the benefit of the Fable franchise... 1:21:50 - Turns out that Bioshock Infinite gameplay video holds many secrets for the keen observer... DO TELL, TOM 1:29:00 - One Piece is pretty great. You should give it a try. You have only missed something like eight thousand chapters but THERE'S A TIME SKIP HAPPENING NOW so, y'know! 1:38:02 - Glee might suck now, reports Josh. Uh-oh. 1:49:27 - Pedobear is terrible and a California Sheriff's office is deeply concerned, but kids sure think he's funny and parents just don't understand, gah! PFFSH. GROWN-UPS, amirite? 2:07:58 - Intermission 2! 2:08:45 - Listener emails! Tyler has some interesting "versus" scenarios for us! 2:20:08 - Harrison wishes for us to act out a JKP fantasy deathmatch scenario for your listening pleasure. Turns out we have given it some thought already. 2:25:24 - Sarah writes in to ask about the comparable strength and skillsets of Jesus and Superman 2:29:29 - Tyler writes in a second time to ask us which moment, exactly, we would choose to mark as the seed of unfortunate events in the Sonic franchise... | 9/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 9/19/2010: Gun Means Gun | What happens when both Josh and Tom can't make it to the podcast? EVERYONE ELSE IN THE UNIVERSE steps in to pick up the slack! Join Brandon, Zack, returning guests Heidi and Harrison, and first-time JKP'ers Emily, Ryan, Sara (no H), Sarah (definitely H), Naty, Dana, and Shadra as they discuss post-TGS developments and, more importantly, gather 'round the laptop to share some of their personal best convention stories in a very, very, very special podcast that took roughly eight thousand years to edit for levels. Weeee're a rowdy bunch. ...Pictures and show highlights after the jump! Show highlights: 0:03:38 - Tokyo Game Show happened! Japan is f*****g nuts! We discuss some standout games, such as Gun Loco, Asura's Wrath, GalGun, and Kojima's visually impressive new Castlevania 0:08:45 - Zack points out his favorite trailers, and-- in anticipation of Catherine-- also shares his experiences playing Persona with the character name of "Sad Kitty Carcas" 0:13:02 - We get right back to enjoying the ripe comedy potential of GunLoco, and also move on to Shadows of the Damned 0:16:12 - Oh look, Last Guardian was also there! NICE OF YOU TO SHOW UP. 0:19:30 - Look who else is showing up! It's Yun and Yang! In Super Street Fighter IV! In their honor, why NOT a conversation about DLC? Why NOT and also pass the BEER. 0:37:07 - Early Intermission! More Beer! 0:37:28 - Now that we're well into the podcast, and since we just came out of an anime con, let's all talk about how much we hate anime con attendees. 0:49:05 - We officially kick off the convention stories proper! 1:10:04 - At this exact moment, Zack eats a lime-flavored corn chip that he doesn't like in the slightest. 1:40:48 - Intermission 2! 1:41:11 - We're down by three, but we're back, and so are the 'con stories! 2:01:09 - Wrapping up, we harp on about con-going parents and their poor, miserable children. (Thanks for the pictures, Dana!) | 9/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 9/12/2010: Be an Optimus Prime, Not a Negatron | Well! Guess who took an unexpected week off from podcasting! Sorry about that. But hey, we're back. With the blistering summer heat of Atlanta finally giving way to the cooler nights of an impending Fall, our fearsome foursome opens the doors and windows to enjoy the fresh air (which is why there are crickets in the background sometimes, let's just get that out of the way) and engage in some delightful conversation about the last two week's worth of game news, from poker games to controller fixes to Capcom's rival zombie franchises. And hey, speaking of the living dead, DUKE'S BACK. HOLY S**T. (Also, listener emails and the triumphant return of VOICEMAILS!) Show highlights: 0:00:00 - An overlong intro and some inaproppriate humor. YOU KNOW, JUST LIKE ALWAYS. 0:05:25 - Wait, wait, waitwaitwait. Duke Nukem Forever is actually getting finished and released next year? DOGS and cats, LIVING together... MASS HYSTERIA. 0:20:56 - So it turns out that Telltale's Poker Night at the Inventory is exactly what we all thought it would be, which is pretty lame. But hey, it's cheap! 0:27:10 - WalMart's touting an Ico/Shadow of the Colossus PS3 re-release? And there's a Tokyo Game Show happening soon, with Team Ico present? I WONDER IF THOSE MIGHT BE CONNECTED. 0:30:40 - Inafune wants to replace Resident Evil with Dead Rising! What? Also, everyone relax. Also, what? 0:59:18 - Intermission! 1:00:01 - Mega Man Universe! Mega Man Online! So far, s**t sucks! You know what else sucks? Trailers that are way, way cooler than the games they represent. (We're looking at you, every upcoming MMO.) 1:12:09 - Speaking of rad trailers, here's a new Marvel VS. Capcom 3 trailer! SHINY SHINY PRETTY PRETTY. (Also, hey, Tron Bonne!) 1:20:31 - They finally fixed the d-pad on the Xbox controller! Awesome, that solves everythi-where did the colored buttons go. 1:24:47 - Bioshock Infinite's antagonistic 'Handyman' is a disgruntled, ceramic, turn-of-the-century Pringles Guy cyborg! AWESOME. 1:28:13 - Arkham City screenshots reveal Batman, w***es. Zack is okay with this. 1:35:41 - Listener emails! Badger writes in to question the relevance and necessity of the annual Tokyo Game Show. 1:45:58 - Tyler asks Josh who he would engage in that most sacred of martial confrontations: the dance-battle. 1:48:53 - Freelance asks us for new info on Valve games, as well as some conversation about the upcoming Walking Dead series. One of those we can deliver! 1:58:28 - Matt writes in to find out which IP's we'd each like to see turned into MUSICAAALS. 2:10:05 - Listener Voicemails! First up, some kind of... hillbilly? 2:14:54 - Next, Kevin is deeply concerned for his friend, a closeted Aquaman fan. Let's see if we can help him accept and love himself, everyone. Let's join hands. Aww, yeah. | 9/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 8/29/2010: Everyone Will Come | This week on Jump Kick Punch, Brandon, Josh, and Zack engage each other in a series of conversations covering a startling range of sophisticated and intellectual topics in the world of modern video games. Lawsuits! Feminism! Racism! Orgyism! Yes, all the bases are covered in this highly philosophical podcast, so you'd best ready your thinking caps and smoking jackets. Oh, and SPOILER WARNING if you haven't played Metroid: Other M and are planning on it! TOTALLY SERIOUS on that one. Show highlights: 0:00:57 - Someone at Sprint is probably going to get sued for their new commercial that more than slightly resembles Tom's favorite game franchise... 0:07:42 - Portal is now "recommended reading" at a major college, which leads to a discussion about other games that might make for welcome additions to a variety of courses and curriculums 0:29:10 - MAJOR SPOILERS for Metroid: Other M abound in a discussion about some new character developments for Samus Aran, which leads into a discussion about the presentation and development of female protagonists in games across the board 0:46:41 - Regarding those MAJOR SPOILERS, our boys discuss the differences (and token preferences) between Japanese developers and American developers when approaching both gameplay and narrative experiences 0:57:15 - Intermission! 0:57:51 - Someone out there in the internet thinks that a PAX Prime orgy would be a wonderful idea! You might think that they are either incorrect or gross, but the answer is that they are both 1:09:05 - Capcom has promised to never make another racist game, and it's all because of Resident Evil 5! That's pretty cute, the way they totally overlook their other borderline-racist games... 1:25:47 - A new Telltale game is coming? And it's a crossover? With WHICH four franchises? What in the f**k? 1:40:18 - Listener emails! First comes a letter from Lee, inquiring about our thoughts on the rumored PSP Phone... 1:56:05 - Andrew writes in to ask if we have any interesting or funny stories about our bosses or coworkers! Sure, okay. We didn't like our jobs anyway. | 8/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 8/22/2010: Chicken Bones and Microphones | It's comics and movies galore in our first half, somehow, despite the fact that a games convention just wrapped up in Germany! Brandon, Josh, and Zack mull over things like Deadpool, Grant Morrison, and the X-Men as Tom rushes to join them. Faster, Tom! Go, go! (The second half is chock full of video game conversation, we promise.) Show highlights: 0:02:51 - We get things started with a Gamescom wrapup! Which is... fairly brief, actually... except for all the SF x Tekken, Tekken x SF excitement that happened! 0:08:01 - Mass Effect 2 is heading to the PS3?? Does word "exclusive" automatically come with an expiration date these days? 0:12:35 - Viewtiful Joe & Dormammu are in MvC3! Uh... okay? We already knew that, but... okay! Great! 0:21:14 - Somehow we find ourselves discussing the evolution of Deadpool, the writing of Grant Morrison, the current events of Batman, the art of Frank Quitely, and the almost immediate stumbling of Superman's latest "going for a long walk" storyline 0:35:54 - Is it even possible for our trio to get excited about a new X-Men movie? Well, what if we told them it was set in the 60's? How about that, mm? 0:42:55 - Suddenly: Tom arrives! And we gab on further about X-Men movies! 0:49:17 - Guy Gardner takes off for the farthest reaches of space in his new monthly series, but is the first arc going to be a huge plot tease? 0:54:18 - Intermission! 0:54:51 - Wheatley gets a new voice in Portal 2, and Brandon is quite fond of their new choice! But don't tell Tom, because he's not listening. 1:00:05 - Brandon is also tentatively excited for Metroid: Other M, which leads to a discussion about game franchises with actual narrative timelines 1:08:54 - The floor opens up to a more open debate over silent protagonists, then we have a shared moment of appreciation for the finer points of character creation. 1:21:20 - There's going to be a Glee comic! Published by Bluewater! It's going to be terrible, because no duh, but also for a reason that you will probably find quite surprising! 1:29:23- Listener mail! Zack takes the reigns and ad libs a fair amount... see if you can guess which bits come from the keyboards of our listeners and which bits come from Zack's brain. First up is Peter... 1:32:10 - Freelance writes to pass on a brief but flattering pat-on-the-back! 1:33:03 - Tyler writes in to give us a rundown of our Top 10 episodes thus far, and asks us which two game universes we'd like to see a crossover for! 1:51:19 - Oh my god, we actually got another voicemail!? And oh my god, it's basically amazing!? | 8/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 8/16/2010: Five out of Five Felicia Days | In this week's podcast, Brandon, Tom, and Josh catch up on last week's Star Wars Celebration news and react to the announcement of Ken Levine's new Bioshock game, then come back swinging in the second half (joined by special guest Heidi) for an intensely spoiler-heavy discussion about all things Scott Pilgrim. The comics, the movie, the soundtrack, silky red lady's underpants... it's all there and more. And seriously, we're not foolin' about the spoilers! Show highlights: 0:01:26 - A brief mention of Scott Pilgrim's lackluster performance at the box office on opening weekend hints at the larger discussion to come... patience, boys, patience! 0:07:54 - GamesCom's going on right now! In Germany! In Europe! Hey! As of this recording, however, it hasn't started yet. Alright, moving on. 0:12:15 - The latest Star Wars Celebration just wrapped last week, and some startling announcements were made! I guess? I mean, if you're a nerd or something. Pffsh. 0:21:00 - There is only one scene we would love to see plugged in to the Blu-ray release of the original trilogy, and it is this one. 0:32:22 - Bioshock Infinite?! What is that?! Oh Ken Levine, you charming spinner of yarns, what tricks do you have up your sleeves now? 0:42:30 - And now: a brief tangent on silent protagonists in video games. 0:53:00 - Intermission! 0:53:55 - The post-Scott Pilgrim observations/dissections/reflections begin! 1:53:34 - No, seriously, there are reasons that James Kochalka should be more strictly monitored. 1:57:32 - Listener email! Jay writes in to ask about our future convention plans... and has some flattering remarks, as well! | 8/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 8/10/2010: Try Not To Tread, It Still Hurts | Zack, Brandon, and Tom team up for a tri-attack podcast this week as they discuss such topics as the Scott Pilgrim game and soundtrack, what's up in the world of comics, Weezer's bold and/or exploitative new album cover, and more Green Lantern news... because always with the Green Lantern news, these guys, SERIOUSLY. Also, a few listener emails! Enjoy! Show highlights: 0:04:53 - The Scott Pilgrim game and soundtrack are both out before the movie, and Tom is going to have a FIT if we don't talk about SOMETHING Scott Pilgrim before this weekend! (MEMORY FAILURE 1: What we're trying and failing to remember the name of is Pirate Baby's Cabana Battle Street Fight by the incomparable Paul Robertson.) 0:22:12 - Kilowog revealed! And he looks pretty great, only Brandon is very mildly let down by his jiggly-looking face? Also: Guy Gardner gets a new series and the X-Men are terrible. Hey, comics! Yeah! 0:55:13 - Intermission! 0:56:13 - Weezer. Hurley. Team-Up. What? Awesome? 1:01:19 - Listener emails! Angela Q asks for comic advice: what are some must-read Batman books? (MEMORY FAILURE 2: The one title we cannot remember the name of is Arkham Asylum: Living Hell) 1:18:12 - Zeratul writes in to question our lack of non-podcasting content (get in line, everybody, single file) 1:22:45 - Jon likes to listen to us while he plays games on mute! That's pretty awesome. Which games would be the best fit for that? LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. Also, PLAY HAPPY WHEELS because damn it's fun. | 8/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/31/2010: Clown Car Full of Mexicans | Back to full strength at last! Tom, Josh, and Zack sit back and let Brandon regale them with tales of his voyage to scenic San Diego and it's glorious, annual Comic Book Convention that has now OFFICIALLY gotten too big for its own britches. Celebrity sightings, nerd parties, and awkward exchanges abound; it's like you're right there on the show floor with him! Also, emails return to our regular show format, BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT! At least, the slight majority of those who voted did. (Sorry and/or congratulations, listeners!) Show highlights: 0:01:23 - Let the stories begin! I'd get more specific, but where would the fun in that be? LIVE THE ADVENTURE! (Also I'm lazy right now so nyeh.) 1:00:12 - Intermission! 1:00:48 - Picking up where we left off, more tales from Comic-Con! 1:36:13 - Listener Emails! First up, a question from James that... it turns out Tom and Josh addressed last week. BUT WHAT DOES ZACK THINK? 1:37:15 - Angela Q writes in to ask us which webcomics have the best (and worst) premises or set-ups 1:56:40 - Ben provides us with another list of "Versus" matches, spawning from the depths of geekdom and beyond! | 8/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/26/2010: Poor Man’s Edition! | I'm sorry you guys. Sure, recording this thing is easy enough, but the editing, music, show notes, custom pics, etc... it's more than I bargained for! So this week, you will get two podcasts, and the first one is here right now, from Josh and I. This podcast is heavy on the SDCC 2010 news, and if you can't guess already, we love Green Lantern. Zack and Brandon will be back soon we swear! Brace yourselves... (And here you'd thought there would be show notes. Come on. It's me we're talking about. I don't do that... -Tom) | 8/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/19/2010: Opening a Canon of Worms | Tom ain't here, man... but Zack, Josh, and Brandon are! Time to talk about EVO matches, Capcom shenanigans, fanservice-filled game surveys, superhero movie costume reveals, and a recounting of some recent happenings relating to a familiar blue hedgehog. (You leave Brandon unsupervised, there's going to be some Sonic conversation going on.) Show highlights: 0:02:10 - We chime in on the bits of EVO that we saw, which leads to a discussion about fighting game strategies and the ignored potential of DLC roster additions 0:18:50 - Capcom has some tricks up its sleeve, such as a tease for a new fighting game experience to be announced at Comic-Con (fingers crossed for Darkstalkers?) and a bizarre trailer for Mega Man Universe, whatever the hell that is... 0:41:50 - Josh took Telltale's Back to the Future Game survey a short while back, and it got him pretty excited! 1:06:22 - Intermission! 1:07:40 - As the allure of sleep knocks us down to two podcasters (bye Zack), Brandon and Josh stumble ever-onward to dissect the singular, promotional photo of Ryan Reynolds decked out as the official, movie-style Green Lantern 1:31:32 - JMS, the same man currently screwing with Wonder Woman's origin, has started his concurrent run on Action Comics and has decided to have Superman walk across America-- in a surprise twist, this might not be terrible! 1:44:38 - Meanwhile, Ken Penders, the man who drove the Archie-published Sonic the Hedgehog comic straight into the ground for over a decade, seeks legal means of reclaiming all of his old "creations" for several reasons that Josh and Brandon find hysterical 2:14:41 - SEGA is replacing a vast majority of the Sonic voice cast with some encouraging choices! Let's talk about it! Because everyone is interested, surely. | 7/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitListener Emails: Godzilla’s Ass Edition! | To celebrate a half-year's worth of podcasts, Brand, Josh, Tom, and Zack gather 'round the the giant stack of emails they've been sitting on and answer each and every one of them. Seriously. Get ready for two full hours of listener emails, answered in excruciating detail, and featuring a small, surprise guest at the very end who successfully derails the entire show! Our questions this week: 0:04:35 - Billy asks us to choose one superpower 0:27:00 - Lance writes in to ask for more written content! 0:29:50 - Ben sent Josh info for a JKP Netflix account... what happened to that, Josh? 0:32:06 - Lianne writes in to say very complimentary things. Thanks, Lianne! Josh then immediately derails her nice email by being Josh. 0:34:50 - Billy writes in again, asking us to talk about the use of video games as learning tools 0:47:19 - INTERMISSION! On an email podcast! 0:50:50 - Billy answers Tom's tweet about which games he's been playing (and also earns an email-writing hat trick!) 0:53:56 - Tyler! Asks! What is! The Jump Kick Punch! Origin! Story! 1:01:48 - Cloud writes in for the first time to tell us how lackluster our content is. Hi, Cloud! Nice to meet you, too. 1:07:54 - Andrew lobs us a softball by asking us to share some of our best, personal anecdotes-- starting with Zack's infamous "Godzilla" commission from AWA of '07 1:20:16 - Josh tells the story his first, last, (and worst) blind date 1:34:54 - It's Brandon's turn as he tells the story of his 11th-hour panic to retain a Cartoon Network internship back in '06 1:48:00 - Just as Brandon is winding down... a roach crawls over his hand. Paperboy says: Extra, extra! To send Jump Kick Punch! a question or comment that you’d like to hear in a future podcast, you can email them at podcast@jumpkickpunch.com or use the convenient form located in the right-hand column. You can also call 404-99-PUNCH to leave a voicemail message that WILL appear in a future episode, or click on the voicemail widget in the right-hand column. I gotta' get back to work, now! Ha haaa, f**k your windows, Mr. Andrews! I'm the f*****g paperboy! Yeahhhh! | 7/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 7/05/2010: A Halo Made of Dogs | The barbeque pits lie in ruins and the fun-sized-flags have been packed away for another year, but that won't stop Brandon, Josh, and Tom from throwing their own Post-Independence-Day Podcast celebration. Why stop the party when there's a Wonder Woman retcon, a Spider-Man casting announcement, and a new Miyamoto tease to talk about? Throw away those safety goggles and ignore all printed warning labels as we unleash our own dazzling brand of verbal fireworks upon your senses, which is the easily worst phrase on this site to date. We are smashing records and paving new ground all the damn time up in here. Show highlights: 0:01:14 - Barely one minute into the podcast, and already things are falling apart in hysterical ways 0:02:30 - Wonder Woman has been redesigned in both origin and costume, and we take our time dissecting all the reasons that this was a bad idea 0:43:55 - Andrew Garfield is the new Spider-Man! Finally! Now, who the hell is Andrew Garfield! Question Mark! (Also, Tom has some choice words about the dudes what founded facebook.) 1:00:06 - On this special occasion, an abnormally long intermission! 1:01:43 - After some research, we continue and end our Spider-Man movie reboot discussion with an air of confidence and authority (no we don't) 1:04:30 - The demo for Crackdown 2 is out, and guess who played it! Tom! Good answer! Thanks, me. 1:26:52 - Josh started playing Twilight Princess again just to prove a point, and that makes for a pretty good post-mortem discussion! 2:04:57 - Miyamoto wants to create a new character! Also, he likes swimming! Also, is there any chance a swimming-based Nintendo game won't be terrible? | 7/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/29/2010: Caught Up in the Dick Rider | Oh look, a surprise Saturday podcast! Our frantic scramble to catch-up to a regular schedule gains significant ground with this latest episode, despite seemingly contagious exhaustion. Settle in as Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack join hands and harp on about Transformers, british personality spheres, and Jeph Loeb's ability to defy both logic and fairness. Show highlights: 0:05:32 - Jeph Loeb is the new head honcho of Marvel's television projects, which is utterly baffling (also, Josh is slightly late) 0:20:39 - A very special interruption! 0:21:25 - We've all had a turn with the first chapter of Transformers: War for Cybertron, and we are varying degrees of impressed! 0:36:10 - Valve's showing off gameplay previews of Portal 2, and we heart Wheatley 0:48:29 - Hulu is coming to game consoles and iProducts through a paid subscription service, and boy did they ever miss the mark on that one 0:53:29 - Kudo, the frontman of Microsoft's Kinect, opened his mouth wide and barked out something so stupid and embarrassing that we just can't let it slide 0:59:22 - Nintendo's Sakurai, current brains behind the 3Ds's impending Kid Icarus launch title, is concerned about the creativity of first-person shooters | 7/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitListener Emails: Deceptive Fruit Pies Edition! | Our release schedule may be slipping wildly into the realm of uncertainty, but that doesn't mean our boys ain't takin' the time to address your deepest, most urgent concerns! This week the fearsome foursome tackles questions from listeners, via email and voicemail, that cover such diverse topics as edible gas station treats, rampant online thievery, and James Cameron being a mega-douche. Our questions this week: 0:01:56 - Shadra asks for some important advice concerning mysteriously inaccurate fruit pies and dietary indiscretion. 0:10:52 - We catch Zack up and have him choose his personal fighting game "super move" 0:16:16 - Stone writes in to ask what we think about online piracy of comics and other IP 0:29:18 - Tom abandons us, but we soldier on to answer the majority of Ben's second, gigantic list of "who would win in a fight" match-ups Pete the Pelican Postman says: Oh? Hey there! To send Jump Kick Punch! a question or comment that you’d like to hear in a future podcast, you can email them at podcast@jumpkickpunch.com or use the handy-dandy form located in the right-hand column. You can also call 404-99-PUNCH to leave a voicemail message that WILL appear in a future episode, or click on the widgety thing in the right-hand column. | 7/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/18/2010: Our Gigantic E3 Reaction Episode | Holy s**t, you guys. You asked for a return to longer-format episodes, you f*****g got it. Ready yourselves for an epic three-and-a-half hour podcast as Brandon, Josh, Tom, and special guest Harrison Krix (of Volpin Props fame) take beers in-hand and tackle every single aspect of the big three press conferences from E3 2010 in agonizing detail, as well as some superfluous E3 shenanigans. It's a long'n but a good'n, so long as you like drunk guys making fun of video game demos. Heeeere we go! Show highlights: 0:03:14 - Microsoft! 1:05:00 - Nintendo! 1:55:45 - Sony! 3:03:58 - Everything else! | 6/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitListener Emails: Defiled Classic Literature Edition! | Surprise! It may be Friday, the day that full-length episodes are released, but E3 is f*****g up our Christmas. Stay tuned for our double-decker E3 episode (with a special guest!) on Monday, which is dead set to become the new release day for regular, full-length episodes. We know things have been rather shaky over the past few weeks, so thank you for your patience while we try and figure this out! In this episode, Brandon, Tom, and Josh answer emails that address their personal "special" fighting game moves, classic literature they'd like to see adapted into God of War clones, and read some uplifting words of encouragement from a new listener! Also, Josh shares some terrible "special" stories about his friend Lee. Also-Also: hold on to your butts as we officially broadcast our first two LISTENER VOICEMAILS! Our questions this week: 0:03:22 - Super moves are decided upon, and then corrected for accuracy in a borderline cruel manner. 0:09:20 - A brief One Piece tangent leads into our choices for the next piece of classic literature to be mutated into a God of War clone. 0:29:13 - Dave, a new listener, shines a flickering light in the dark and makes Brandon's efforts to wrangle this slippery retard circus worth it for a few precious moments. 0:31:36 - Lee, prepare your anus. (Also, thanks for writing!) Quill the Rito Postman from Wind Waker says: Caw caw. To send Jump Kick Punch a question or comment that you’d like to hear in a future podcast, you can email them at podcast@jumpkickpunch.com or use the convenient form located in the right-hand column, caw caw. You can also call 404-99-PUNCH to leave a voicemail message that WILL appear in a future episode, or click on the widget that also lives in the right-hand column. Thank you. Caw. | 6/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/07/2010: Pre-Three Psychic Showdown | While Zack's away, and in anticipation of E3 2010, Brandon, Tom, and Josh manifest their latent psychic powers to make some staggering predictions about the three high-profile press conferences; Microsoft, Nintendo, and Sony. Place your bets, ladies and gents! (Also, how many times can three guys say "literally" within an hour and a half? Turns out a lot of times, actually.) Show highlights: 0:01:35 - A brief nod to potential life on Saturn's moon, Titan? No, wait, E3! No, wait, one of us isn't here! NO, WAIT 0:02:28 - Tom beat Alan Wake, and now he dreams of collecting batteries 0:08:56 - Josh has turned on Bayonetta, just as it has apparently turned on him 0:12:26 - E3 speculation begins! Microsoft, you're first up at bat with your magical circus in the sky performance or whatever, GO! 0:28:27 - Time to talk about Nintendo's potential offerings, both good and bad 0:55:44 - Sony's taking up the rear, but will they be the butt of every joke following their press conference? 1:06:38 - What about EA? What about Ubisoft? What about them, huh? | 6/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitListener Emails: Dream Movies Edition! | The second half of our show breaks free, forming a spin-off episode of its own! With a brand-new theme song and everything! Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack respond to YOUR email questions and concerns in a nice, compact, hour-long feast for the ears. Our questions this week: 0:01:35 - Tyler and Karl both want to know how far we can flex our creative muscles with existing IP's and unlimited budgets. 0:29:49 - Tyler also seeks guidance from Zack, our comic book guru, about how to penetrate the monthly comics barrier. Twilight Princess Postman says: Heyyyyyy! To send Jump Kick Punch a question or comment that you'd like to hear in a future podcast, you can email them at podcast@jumpkickpunch.com or use their handy-dandy form, perpetually located right there in the right-hand column! | 6/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 6/01/2010: Blue Whatever Pentagon | Welcome to the new format! One hour is the new two hours! Intermissions are a thing of the past! This newer, shorter, and more streamlined Jump Kick Punch is ready to wow you with discussions about Prince of Persia, excitement over Red Dead Revolver, hands-on impressions of Alan Wake, and a brief visit to some major mascot franchises. Don't worry, there's still plenty of belching and in-fighting-- and stay tuned this coming Monday for our new, weekly emails-only episode! Show highlights: 0:01:18 - We've all seen Prince of Persia, so let's get our Jake Gyllenhaal man-crushes out of the way first thing. 0:17:54 - Josh lays claim to "f*****g psychic powers" as he responds to critical reception of Alpha Protocol 0:26:19 - Tom hearts Alan Wake, he hearts it the MOST (not really... maybe). He has played it though, so he tries to explain it to us. 0:38:05 - Josh, the unamerican communist, hates cowboys. Tom, Brandon, and Zack are proud patriots who love cowboys. Let's see how this Red Dead Redemption conversation goes... (including mention of some amazing glitches like this and this!) 0:51:09 - Look, Brandon is just going to hurry and get these Sonic the Hedgehog news items out of the way real fast, like ripping off a band-aid. Just placate him, he tries so hard. 1:01:55 - Mario Galaxy 2 is predictably great, provided you like Mario games. | 6/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/28/2010: Pube’d Too Hard | Lost is over, and we can finally move on as a people... but before we do, it's time for Tom, Brandon, and special guest Heidi to work together and answer some lingering mysteries, Encyclopedia Brown style! Then, after a short break, we flash sideways to a different half of the show where Brandon, Zack, and Josh talk about their personal favorite 2D fighters. Show highlights: 0:02:10 - Have you guys seen this show 'Lost'? It's pretty amazing. 0:15:50 - Brandon, without seeing it with his own eyes, attempts to summarize the finale based on recaps he's read and conversations he's overheard 0:29:50 - Brandon, Tom, and Heidi leap headfirst into a compiled list of remaining questions 1:09:25 - Intermission! 1:11:46 - Brandon runs down a list of top-rated series finales, where Lost is ranked #55 1:18:05 - Josh grabs a glass of Kool-Aid and waxes enthusiastic over the announcement of an impending Mass Effect movie 1:29:28 - Listener mail! Billy asks about our personal favorite 2D fighters, and away we go! | 5/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/18/2010: Fivever (Goddammit) | Avengers casting rumors, Marvel's ridiculous post-mortem retconning of the Sentry's legacy, and, in response to a listener email, we discuss our top five personal favorite anime titles. (Why is the podcast late, you ask? Because shut up, that's why.) Show highlights: 0:01:47 - Nathan Fillion might be cast as egotistical superscientist/wife-beater Hank Pym in the Avengers movie? Does God have a crush on us or something? 0:06:00 - Marvel's Siege has ended with the largely typical wet fart that has become their major-event trademark, and the most laughable part was far and away the Sentry's funeral... Josh and Zack elaborate! 0:29:30 - The entire world may have already had their say about Just Cause 2, but Josh just got his hands on the game for real so he is going to share his thoughts, god dammit 0:37:02 - What is Mega Man Online? Is it an actual MMO? Is it tied into Mega Man Universe? Is there ANY chance for it to be good? 0:43:14 - Rocket Knight came out, and it is really good! All, like, two hours of it. Awwwww. 0:55:00 - Intermission! (Featuring recommended music from Tom by Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew) 0:58:10 - At listener Andrew's request, we take turns listing our five personal favorite anime titles... for the entire second half! | 5/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/11/2010: Japanese Zeroes | There's a whole lot of dudes-in-helmets talk going on this week as Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack discuss their thoughts on Iron Man 2, Mega Man fan efforts, new impressions of Halo: Reach, and answer some more listener mail! You guys spoil us. (DON'T STOP.) Show highlights: 0:00:52 - Iron Man 2! A lot of spoiler-heavy Iron Man 2 discussion! Yeah! 0:13:50 - Zack went back to read the infamous Trial of superheroic wife-beater Hank Pym, and boy is that ever a funny "saga" 0:27:07 - Aaaaand back to Iron Man 2 0:32:00 - Mega Man fans were treated to a 90-minute fan film that's pretty damn impressive, but still largely terrible 0:42:10 - Tom has played a fair amount of Halo: Reach since last week, and has really warmed up to it. Tell us how excited you are, Tom! (Spoiler: very very.) 0:50:56 - Intermission! 0:51:23 - Listener mail! Time to finally answer Steven's question from last week about our personal choices for best game consoles/hendhelds of all time. Turns out we can all talk a lot about that. 1:29:51 - Tyler asks us what we think the career paths of our alternate-universe-evil-twins are 1:37:20 - A perfectly normal outro somehow derails into an entirely unexpected reflection on our individual 9/11 "where were you" moments. (We are as surprised as you are, listener.) | 5/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 5/4/2010: Live Burger Atrocity | Happy Star Wars Day! Happy Iron Man 2 release weekend! Happy Kick-Ass reactions! Happy everything this week as all four JKP'ers (hahaha, "pee-ers") gather 'round the laptop for a whopping 2.5 hours of nerd talk. Also: if the sound of a grown man cramming a fast food nightmare into his maw is up your alley, then welcome home. Show highlights: 0:00:00 - It's Star Wars Day, everybody! [Insert TERRIBLE pun here!] 0:03:21 - Iron Man 2 is out this weekend, making this the last opportunity for pre-release speculation. So let's do that, heyyy how about it. 0:07:34 - J.J. Abrams has a shiny, new teaser before Iron Man 2, and it might be related to Cloverfield? But probably not? Anyway, let's talk about forced sequels. 0:17:07 - Josh paves the way to the future by creating and eating a McGangBang, and it's all captured through the magic of podcasting 0:21:00 - Zack and Tom plunge head-first into a Kick-Ass discussion, with spoilers aplenty 0:41:50 - Zack and Josh spar over comic writers from the UK and whether or not they're intentionally trying to ruin superheroes for everybody like big stupid jerks 1:00:42 - Intermission! 1:02:11 - Christopher Nolan's third Batman flick has a tentative release date of 2012, so let's not waste any time and start nerding out about it NOW 1:09:21 - Zack has another f*****g insane Japanese thing to talk about, so he does (NSFW, obviously-- this is Zack/Japan we're talking, here) 1:16:27 - Brandon has a fun game for all of you... listen in and then play along! 1:17:33 - A pretty awesome Street Fighter fan film is making the blog circuit, and we pretty much have to talk about it no matter what 1:29:18 - Halo Reach thoughts from Tom and some complaints/jokes about pitiful DLC 1:42:54 - Time for listener emails! And, this week, that means time for each of us to share of five favorite cartoon characters! (And man, do we ever) 2:22:10 - Now that we're careening out of control in terms of running time, we've got one last letter with a topic that will have to wait until next week... | 5/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 4/27/2010: We Have No Shame | Zack and Josh celebrate the release of Super Street Fighter IV by playing the game LIVE! Meanwhile, Brandon is apparently trying to do a podcast or something? Who knows. Enjoy this very special (and quite possibly terrible) episode! Show highlights: 0:00:53 - Super Street Fighter IV, yeah! 0:14:23 - Brandon, Zack doesn't want to "chime in" on Marvel vs. Capcom 3, he has SFIV in his hands 0:25:28 - There's more non-SFIV Capcom news, if you guys... if you guys want to talk about it... so... no? Okay. 0:38:58 - Our earliest intermission ever! 0:40:30 - Tyler sent us some more emails, and we answer them with gusto! First up, a question for Zack... 1:02:20 - Josh shares the single greatest idea he has ever had in his life 1:18:58 - We take turns revealing our greatest guilty pleasures 1:33:00 - Brandon reads an email from Ben a bewildered and frightened Doctor who is a real person, really | 4/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 4/20/2010: He’s So Pringles | Capcom dropped trou' and unleashed a steaming pile of Wow this week, so Brandon, Josh, and Tom gather 'round the laptop and talk about the announcement of Bionic Commando Rearmed 2, a fresh look at Dead Rising 2, and MAHVEL BAYBEE. Show highlights: 0:01:25 - Having now watched several episodes, Brandon comes to an educated defense of Batman Brave & the Bold 0:13:14 - Marvel vs. Capcom 3! Just kidding, somehow we end up talking about Capcom's befuddling corporate strategies, Game Genie, and fuzzy/inaccurate arcade memories instead 0:31:42 - MvC3, but for reals this time! 0:51:41 - Intermission! While Tom watches this video! 0:52:14 - Alright alright alright, let's talk about some other "Captivate" games like Bionic Commando Rearmed 2 and Dead Rising 2 1:06:14 - Professional status or not, the man behind Crysis sure does like to open his mouth and bark out bizarre, retarded commentary on the gaming industry 1:14:19 - Brandon awkwardly segues back into Dead Rising 2 1:18:42 - The Lost iPhone Saga made this a very interesting week for the internet, due more to the drama than the technology 1:27:43 - We run out of things to talk about, so it's time for another email question about our earliest, most impactful comic book memories! | 4/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 4/13/2010: Oh S**t, Video Games | Joss Whedon's Avengers, Batman's animated legacy, Coco on TBS, and Seth MacFarlane hate boners are just a few of the featured discussions this week in an episode so great that it took two extra days to edit. Not because Brandon was busy. And tired. Shhhhhh, don't worry about it. Show highlights: 0:01:20 - Gears of War 3 has been announced for next year, and it features GIRLS!? WHAAAAT!? 0:09:38 - Josh and Zack absolutely hate Batman Brave & the Bold, but Brandon and Tom think that's stupid 0:20:25 - 3/4ths of us have seen How to Train Your Dragon, and it is wholly recommended! 0:25:38 - We join hands and praise South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, who are still going strong 0:32:05 - Seth MacFarlane is making his first theatrical movie, and Brandon does not even try to hide his hate boner 0:48:25 - Joss Whedon's Avengers movie is a thing that is really going to exist for real! (His head's so big because of all the dreams inside.) 0:59:44 - Intermission! 1:00:35 - It's been a while since we checked in on Marvel's Dark Reign... what's up with that story? 1:28:49 - Conan O'Brien is with TBS! One of us works there! I'll bet that's funny... unlike TBS. 1:47:20 - We answer another reader question from last week, taking turns to recall our earliest/most important video game memories | 4/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 4/6/2010: Colon Boy Wonder | Our nerdy quartet is back at full strength after two weeks of absences, and just in time to discuss the final chapter of DC's Blackest Night. We also talk about more terrible and unavoidable Star Wars projects, forums spoiling the entirety of Sonic 4, and how gee-dee crazy Frank Miller is. Also-also, more emails-- this time with questions! Show highlights: 0:01:18 - DC's Blackest Night is over, and an appropriately wide range of emotions is the result! 0:27:05 - Suddenly: an adorable bunny 0:30:36 - Bruce Wayne? Coming back? Get outta town. 0:34:12 - All-Star Batman & Robin is changing its name to Dark Knight: Boy Wonder, which is just sad and funny and sad, also pathetic (and sad) 0:39:04 - No no, Bunny! Awwww, bunny. 0:40:30 - Talkin' 'bout Jim Lee segues to talkin' 'bout DC Universe segues to talkin' 'bout MMO's in general 0:47:15 - Red Letter Media's Attack of the Clones review is long, but a pretty entertaining watch 1:00:15 - Is there any chance in hell that a Star Wars sitcom that's NOT Chad Vader could be any good? Spoiler warning: no. 1:09:28 - Intermission! 1:10:27 - So these videos of ALL of Sonic 4 leaked onto the internet, and the Sonic fan community continues to sabotage itself to the surprise of absolutely no one 1:27:30 - From a listener's perspective, Zack apparently loses his mind 1:27:59 - More emails! We answer many questions that vary in quality, as do the answers | 4/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/31/2010: PAX On, PAX Off | Tom has returned from PAX East with glorious tales of games, games, and more games! Zack sits this one out while while Brandon and Josh extract the precious memories from Tom's brain. We also clue him in on some stuff he missed while he was gone, and-- to top it off-- we finally answer some emails! At last, VALIDATION! Show highlights: 0:01:11 - Tom's back and we're jealous of the fun times he had! Also we talk about that dipshit thief who utterly failed 0:13:31 - Tom jumps into a bevy of descriptions of allll the games he played, starting with Breach! 0:15:33 - Monday Night Combat sounds pretty rad 0:17:30 - Some recent releases were also on display, including Heavy Rain and FFXIII 0:31:23 - Tom loves him some Shank 0:35:07 - Racing meets explosions in Split/Second Velocity 0:39:27 - APB tickles our fancies! 0:44:00 - Is Crackdown 2 going to be a big ol' disappointment? PERHAPS 0:47:47 - Intermission! 0:48:15 - Tom moves on to some of the indie games that were present, like Slam Bolt Scrappers, the hard-to-pronounce Miegakure, and a skydiving game I won't even try to name here 1:00:31 - Tom did NOT play Red Dead Redemption, but let's kinda' talk about it anyway 1:02:52 - We want to know more about general PAX stuff that happened, Tom! Tell us more! 1:20:45 - WHILE TOM WAS GONE... Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions was officially revealed, and boy are we surprised! 1:36:35 - Brandon fits in two things, a new trailer for Mario Galaxy 2 and leaked gameplay vids of Sonic 4! 1:52:12 - Would you believe that we got our first two emails? BELIEVE IT! | 4/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/23/2010: Nooo, Kitty | While Tom spends his night preparing for his trip to PAX East, Brandon, Josh, and Zack spend their night talking into microphones about old Star Wars games, Marvel's latest Hulk shenanigans, and the announcement of Nintendo's new handheld. Also: why cats are pretty much dicks. Show highlights: 0:01:35 - Just Cause 2 just came out, and Josh can't play it. 0:02:30 - Josh CAN play the final results of the Knights of the Old Republic 2 Restoration Project, though. (Don't worry, he explains.) 0:18:43 - All this KOTOR2 talk remind Brandon why he didn't finish KOTOR 1. Hey, let's talk about that. 0:24:00 - Facepalming over the announcement of Lucas' plans for a baby-friendly Star Wars animated series somehow leads us to remember as much as we can about why G.I. Joe used to be cool. 0:30:32 - He-Man used to be kind of cool, too, but only for Zack... he reminds us why. (We all love Skeletor, though.) 0:42:30 - Zack's cat story is amazing. 0:53:40 - Intermission! 0:54:10 - Chris Evans is Cap'm 'Merica, finally, which is mildly pleasant news. 0:59:15 - Fall of the Hulks is Marvel's latest whatever-the-hell, which we joke about for a full half hour. 1:30:15 - The Nintendo 3DS had better be friggin' amazing, what with its lofty promise of some kind of holograms or whatever. | 3/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/16/2010: Digital Dildo Billy | Surprise! Anticipation of St. Patty's leads to an earlier-than-usual recording, with a difference in both location and sobriety as we toast to Deadpool Corps, the Muppets, Tron 2, and more. Grab a beer and hop on in, we ain't gonna do these very often! Show highlights: 0:03:04 - Deadpool corps does not suck as much as Zack thought it would, thanks to Dogpool 0:17:13 - Red Skull has likely been cast for the Captain America movie, and we discuss what we would and would not like to see in an origin story 0:29:00 - Abin Sur has definitely been cast for the Green Lantern movie, and we discuss what we would and would not like to see in an ori- whoa, deja vu 0:43:30 - A new Spider-Man game is coming next year, which leads us to debate exactly why Superman games always suck so bad 1:02:03 - Intermission! 1:03:20 - Jason Segel will be the human lead in the new Muppet movie! FLAWLESS VICTORY. 1:20:24 - Predators looks pretty cool, you guys. 1:31:35 - AICN has a delayed set tour of Tron 2, and Brandon and Tom are giddy as schoolgirls 1:49:10 - We've all laid hands or eyes on the Just Cause 2 demo, and boy are we excited. Explosions! Hooray! 1:55:39 - Do not ever watch this thing that Tom loves, you guys, seriously | 3/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/10/2010: The Real Furry Vengeance | After two months of stumbling in the dark, our quartet has finally figured out how to get through an entire podcast with zero technical difficulties. This landmark occasion spotlights discussions on how to fix an awful Brendan Fraser movie, oily Turks, and the thirteenth Final Fantasy. Also, it ends with Transformers. You kids like Transformers? Show highlights: 0:01:00 - We kick things off by talking about the Game Developer's Conference and the Oscars. Guess which one of those we care about! 0:13:40 - Brandon made a super-gay shirt that you can buy, but he also has to lie to America 0:23:25 - The internet says a bunch of dudes are auditioning to be Captain America, and all of them are terrible 0:33:50 - Remember Meteor Man and Blankman? Zack and Brandon do, sort of! 0:36:05 - Hey, Zack! What's up with Deadpool? 0:51:02 - The last new character for Super Street Fighter IV has been revealed, and he is a masterpiece 1:01:47 - Intermission! 1:02:20 - Tom's showin' off the Blur beta, and it looks pretty neat! 1:13:34 - We take turns remembering some obscure and unexpected multiplayer modes from the past 1:17:25 - Final Fantasy XIII's mere existence excites some, bugs others 1:31:00 - Brandon and Zack also remember Brave Fencer Musashi! Nostalgia engines are firing on all cylinders tonight! 1:37:12 - Josh talks about the big Infinity Ward snafu from last week and the result of Ubisoft's aforementioned (and now completely failed) DRM strategy 1:57:41 - Transformers: War for Cybertron is not depressing, and we are SUPER PUMPED! Except for Josh, kinda! | 3/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 3/3/2010: Like A Comedy Missile | Zack is back, and just in time to be utterly baffled by Brandon, Josh, and Tom as they try to explain Valve's latest shenanigans. Other discussions veer off towards topics such as failed game marketing strategies, comic nerd throw-downs, and the inexplicably disturbing sexual aspirations of the Japanese. Also, the file size is now drastically smaller. Neat! Show highlights: 0:01:45 - Chile's incredible and terrifying earthquake is both scientifically interesting and mildly terrifying 0:06:42 - Valve's been up to some sneaky, awesome hijinks to hint towards new products, standing in stark contrast to the blatant and botched marketing strategies of other companies! Hey, let's talk about that for over twenty minutes! OKAY! 0:27:00 - Poor Sony just cannot catch a break, as evidenced by their bizarre, worldwide online bug from this past Monday 0:29:58 - We discuss the easily mockable career of American McGee after the announcement of his newest game, Red 0:36:50 - Brandon has to prove he is not a lunatic by explaining who Donna and the Wolfman were, once upon a time 0:40:20 - Spidey's unemployed in Marvel latest and undeniably sad publicity stunt. There, there, Marvel. 0:44:00 - Zack was witness to a pretty radical nerd fight about Black Panther vs. Batman, which leads to a much less intense nerd fight about the usefulness and success of various incarnations of DC's Justice League 1:01:10 - Intermission! 1:01:30 - We continue our Justice League discussion, by which I mean Josh and Zack continue to disagree 1:04:28 - Josh has some pretty terse commentary on Mega Man's recent retro revival 1:20:50 - Brandon wants to talk about the celebrated success of AdultSwim.com's Robot Unicorn Attack game 1:27:52 - Josh has now seen all of Soul Eater, ladies and gentlemen 1:34:05 - Japan is god damned insane, especially when it comes to sexing up their ladies... and we're all collectively flabbergasted by that! | 3/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 2/24/2010: Link Sync Pop-Tart | While Zack is away, Brandon, Josh, and Tom find the strength to carry on with discussions about tonally neutered cartoon characters, good shows precariously held by incapable hands, and earning gamer points for writing letters to grandma. Don't worry... it's still too long. Show Highlights: 0:01:20 - Tom likes the Lost recap from geekbox.net, but Brandon likes an old Star Wars retelling better 0:03:27 - Tom doesn't really want to talk about Lost, though 0:05:00 - So we describe funny internet videos we've seen, like this and this and this 0:15:10 - George Lopez is making a god damned Speedy Gonzales movie and we can pretty much tell you how that'll work out 0:36:12 - Brandon is concerned about the fate of Adventure Time 1:02:30 - Intermission! 1:03:00 - We give thanks to our one iTunes review, courtesy of a guy whose name Tom and Brandon forgot 1:05:53 - Go read AXE COP, among other things 1:08:35 - We all make jerk-off motions in response to The Only Thing I Know 1:19:39 - We all earn 500 points for making jerk-off motions, or we WOULD if life was a video game 1:33:23 - Nintendo's latest press event is only applicable to Brandon 1:42:21 - Josh follows up an earlier, written rant by sharing the game industry's reaction to EA's $10 Initiative | 2/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 2/17/2010: The Brown Lantern Corps. | A much more successful recording session makes for one of our most laid-back, conversational podcasts yet. Join our heroes as they laugh their way through a barrage of forthcoming game sequels, share some fabulous stories from the world of retail, and squeal like girls over the latest superhero happenings. Show highlights: 0:00:51 - None of us are watching the Winter Olympics 0:05:10 - Tom paid attention to X10! Now he knows about Fallout: New Vegas 0:15:56 - News of Fable III brings back some fond memories of Fable II 0:34:50 - We discuss a double-dose of impending sequels in both Dead Rising 2 and Crackdown 2 0:44:06 - Three more Super Street Fighter IV characters were revealed, and none of them were Skullomania 1:02:29 - Intermission! 1:02:41 - Brandon somehow sparks an Eternal Champions conversation, despite not knowing what that is 1:09:06 - Josh dishes on Ubisoft's completely retarded DRM plans 1:17:37 - Internet pirates make us flash back to some great moments in witnessing failed retail heists 1:34:30 - Cap'n America is back! Sort of? And Zack does not like that, no sir. 1:54:12 - An update of events confirms that Blackest Night is just the raddest thing ever you guys, seriously | 2/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 2/10/2010: Ready Set Failure | This week, the podcast has a spectacular failure in which our equipment destroys an entire half hour's worth of conversation. To counteract our greatest technical complication thus far, we compliment our series of complaints about comics and video games with some of the most celebrated masterpieces in classical music... except for the intermission. That's all cloggin', baby. Show highlights: 0:02:20 - We bid an indifferent farewell to NBC's Heroes, talk about Mac's role on LOST, and agree that Smallville is terrible 0:08:30 - Zack has finally read the first issue of Ultimate X and confirms that it is pretty dumb 0:25:38 - Abrupt Intermission! 0:26:06 - Our heroes press on despite having lost the previous half hour of conversation 0:28:42 - Brandon is straight-up agitated by the fan community's lunatic reaction to three seconds of Sonic 4 0:41:40 - Josh has a lofty mission that combines science with Sonic fans 0:52:40 - Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing fails to enthuse all but one of our podcasters (take a wild guess) 1:09:18 - Tom is still excited for X10! 1:13:04 - Heavy Rain fails to enthuse all but one of our podcasters (take another wild guess) 1:22:05 - Somehow, Josh promises Tom he will not talk about Mass Effect 2, then we all talk about Mass Effect 2 | 2/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 2/03/2010: MAKU FU RU RI | Just after the season premiere of Lost and on the eve of a major announcement for Brandon's favorite franchise, the gang of four gets together to have an earnest discussion-turned-debate about hit-and-miss game design philosophies... nested amongst the now-typical flailing and yelling. It's a good'n. Show highlights: 0:02:50 - Tom spreads confusion and spoilers over Lost's final-season premiere and Brandon wants you to watch this and this. 0:28:28 - Josh waggles his fist at Kotaku's No More Heroes 2 review, but not for the reasons you'd think 0:36:30 - Zack makes up an A+ game! Right off the top of his head! Oh my god you guys! 0:40:07 - We all lament the hit-and-miss game design philosophies of Suda51 and Tim Schafer 0:56:38 - Brandon segues into a debate over the lofty ambitions of the impending PS3-exclusive Heavy Rain 1:00:08 - Intermission! 1:00:30 - No time is wasted in resuming our verbal back-and-forth over Heavy Rain and its predecessor, Indigo Prophecy 1:20:10 - Stop what you're doing and watch this video of Wirehead at 1up.com so you know that we're not lunatics 1:25:38 - Zack schools us on the details of Marvel's Ultimate X 1:39:08 - Oops, suddenly Josh and Zack are disagreeing on Joe Mad again! Those wacky guys. 2:00:05 - Brandon offends Tom with his segue into predictions for Sonic the Hedgehog 4 mere hours before its official unveiling | 2/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 1/27/2010: Sissy Cats & Gutter Trash | A surprise, silent guest joins the party as Brandon hearts Weird Al, Tom shares the details of the iPad's lackluster stillbirth, Zack brings another bizarre Japan creation to the table, and Josh blows his Mass Effect 2 wad all over everybody... Yeah. It's that kind of show. Show hightlights: 0:01:45 - Tom shares what he learned today about the iPad 0:13:22 - Tom's very excited about some future 360 games, Brandon's very not 0:28:50 - We find out who still cares about Final Fantasy 0:37:12 - Zack tries very hard to convince us that Cat Paradise is real 0:48:00 - Weird Al might, MIGHT just save Cartoon Network 0:53:05 - Intermission! 0:54:13 - The potential for more "vs. Capcom" games leads to a 3D/Sprites debate 1:02:50 - Gears of War? In MY Lost Planet 2? It's more likely than you'd think. 1:14:05 - Mass Effect 2. A lot of Mass Effect 2. 1:37:03 - Zack sucker punches us with a Bioshock 2 segue | 1/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 1/20/10: You & No Other Woman | After conquering our pesky technical issues to finally bring you a much clearer, cleaner, and louder listening experience, we immediate waste that newfound clarity on video game conversations. Also comics, with a dash of movies. Show highlights: 00:04:20 - Tom sparks a discussion on indie games 00:13:40 - Josh details the genius of "Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden" 00:19:00 - We force Zack to tell us what the hell's up with Marvel 00:27:00 - Batman, the Watchmen movie, and more Batman 00:39:50 - We somehow get back to talking about Marvel, FULL CIRCLE! 00:44:30 - Finally, some of us have played Bayonetta 00:57:20 - Josh "brushes up" on his favorite sketch comedy groups 01:03:15 - We kick off the news section in the worst way possible 01:05:56 - An awkward segue later, new Zelda Wii rumors abound 01:18:18 - We make obvious jokes about Marc Webb directing Spider-Man 4 01:24:05 - Four grown men sigh at Marvel's legitimate, impending title, "Her-Oes" 01:37:10 - More Mass Effect after the trilogy? The heck you say. 01:41:55 - Brandon wants to talk about last week's Project Needlemouse "news" 01:57:34 - Brandon fumbles a segue just as hard as he can 01:58:16 - We debate Sony and Microsoft's plans for "Motion Controllers" | 1/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 1/13/10: We Like Soccer | In an official retcon of JKP's podcasting universe, we ignore last week's effort and attempt to start fresh with a shiny, new "first episode" feel-- including our brand new theme song! Technical issues still rear their ugly heads, but we're so excited to argue about geeky s**t that not even sporadic, echoing robot voices can stop us. Enjoy. Oh god, please enjoy. Show highlights: 0:04:00 - Josh dismisses Nintendo 0:15:00 - Tom sparks a discussion on Mass Effect 1 and 2 0:25:00 - Zack explains the crazy-ass anime he watched 0:39:00 - Brandon sings the praises of Ratchet & Clank: a Crack in Time 0:50:00 - We all recoil in horror at "the world's first sex robot" 1:02:00 - Ghostbusters 3 news makes us giddy as school girls 1:08:00 - A difference in opinions over Spider-Man 4's death 1:21:00 - We grimace at the news of a planned Avatar trilogy 1:34:00 - Brandon explains NBC's current Late Night "kerfuffle" 1:47:00 - Cautious optimism over DC's "Brightest Day" announcement 2:02:00 - Zack dishes on Marvel's latest (and insane) publicity stunt | 1/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJump Kick Punch! 1/6/10: Episode 0 | Welcome to Jump Kick Punch! Here, in their landmark, first-ever podcast, Brandon, Josh, Tom, and Zack jaw on and on about a multitude of subjects. Awkward introductions are made, conversations veer wildly off-topic, and their equipment picks random moments to turn any one of them into an echoing robot for two minutes at a time. Off to a good start! | 1/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
Just fantastic
These podcasts are from a bunch of nerds chatting about games, comics, movies, and media. Sometimes deep, often interesting, usually funny, always awesome.
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Excelent weekly nerd party, for all your nerd listining needs!! Also I would email you an asci phalus as per your request but well the end of the podcast is a little garbled and I can't be bothered to go look up the shows email, but if I remeber in future, look out.
just lol
the only podcast that makes you laugh in every episode.
+the podcast is random as hell, which makes it no.1 in my book=)
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