Kevin and Ursula Eat Cheap
By Kevin Sonney & Ursula Vernon
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Podcast Description
Kevin Sonney and Ursula Vernon sit in their kitchen and review inexpensive (mostly), pre-packaged (mostly) foods from their local supermarkets.
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ExplicitEpisode 81 - Black Metal Ring of Fire | -- | 5/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 80 - Bone Marrow Ramen Transplant | -- | 5/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 79 - "Viking Prostitutes" | -- | 5/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 78 - "At a conservative estimate, 25% of his body has to be made of colon." | -- | 4/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 77 - "It was like a Three Stooges episode of euphemisms" | -- | 4/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 76 - Brain Eating Amoeba and Cajun Quail Eggs | -- | 4/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTravel Interlude April, 2012 | -- | 4/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 75 - And we're back! | -- | 4/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTravel Interlude 2 - March 2012 | -- | 3/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 74 - "Grand Unified Theories are like Tampons - better with Strings" | -- | 3/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 73 - Con-Crud and Soup | -- | 3/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 - The one where Kevin hurts | -- | 2/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 71 - "I'm 34, I have not held my breath for multiple screaming orgasms in a long time." | -- | 2/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 70 - Fillo Related Injuries | -- | 2/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 69 - "I decided to go to Hell through gentle debauchery and cynicism like the rest of us." | -- | 1/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTravel Interlude 1 - Jan 2012 | -- | 1/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 68 - TheraFlu Gothic | -- | 1/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 67 - "Funghiiiii!" | -- | 1/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 66 - "Laudanum is not a sound investment" | -- | 1/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2011 Holiday Interlude | -- | 12/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 65 - "It's like Purple Glitter Jesus" | -- | 12/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 64 - "I will not be denied my tuna salad…I may have been denied my tuna salad." | -- | 12/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 63 - "We do not live in a world where we have more than one kind of Cheese-Head!" | -- | 12/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 62 - The one after Thanksgiving | -- | 11/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 61 - "You Cad! You took my vegatable serving! And you're eating it!" | -- | 11/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 60 - "That's like making your food fursuit. NOT COOL." | -- | 11/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 59 - "This is the sort of food created by characters in the Gormanghast Novels" | -- | 11/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 58 - "After this it's the fried squid for you!" | -- | 10/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 57 - "It's Pink. This is what Pink tastes like." | -- | 10/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 56 - Weasel Poop and Canned Haggis | -- | 10/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 55 - This one really is rated "R" | -- | 10/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 54 - "Thanks for telling us about the hermaphraditic corn orgy!" | -- | 10/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 53 - "Someday you're going to be trying to explain to an EMT what brought you to this point" | -- | 9/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 52 - "This is food that will make you introspective about your life choices." | -- | 9/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 51 - "So far as I know, the Torah is silent on the subject of catnip" | -- | 9/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 50 - "It should be banished to the bowels of the Earth" | -- | 9/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 49 - "The other silverware would be mean to it." | -- | 8/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 48 - "You don't get to judge my whip technique" | -- | 8/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 47 - "Noodles float, you Bastards!" | -- | 8/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 46 - "Cow blood, horse blood, pig blood…whatever you have lying around." | -- | 8/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 45 - "It's the Ramen Monologues!" | -- | 7/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44 - "I wonder what would happen if I dipped the Pocky in here..." | -- | 7/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 43 - "Don't Mind me, I'm just praying for death" | -- | 7/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 42 - The regretable third in a row | -- | 6/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 41 - "This is what NAFTA brought us" | -- | 6/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 40 - "It's like snot with attitude" | -- | 6/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39 - "Aunt Jemima is trying to kill us" | -- | 6/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 38 - "Now I remember why we drink heavily" | -- | 5/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37 - "It's a severed limb that tastes like health food" | -- | 5/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 36 - "Give me the scissors! And the bottle cap!" | -- | 5/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 35 - "The Aardvark Did It!" | -- | 5/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34 - "Shine on you crazy, dog-grooming diamond" | -- | 5/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33 - "She went off the pill and her eyeballs exploded" | -- | 4/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 32 - "The chicken's brain will be made of corn?" | -- | 4/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 31 - "He had this advanced medical condition where his p***s had fallen off" | -- | 4/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 30 - "All the hot dogs have floated to the top" | -- | 4/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 29 - It Came from the Box | -- | 3/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 28 - "If the house burns down, I owe you a Coke." | -- | 3/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 27 - "Tastes Like Floor!" | -- | 3/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 26 - "And that's why we grew the Fifth Thumb!" | -- | 3/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 25 - "It wasn't a fungus, it was Patchouili" | -- | 2/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 24 - "At that price it better have chunks of Paula Deen in it!" | -- | 2/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23 - "Now I associate Smoothies with Despair." | Back to Breakfast | 2/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 22 - "Maybe the aliens have square nipples" | -- | 2/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 21 - "She was wearing the underwear on her head. NOT Bacause she was crazy..." | -- | 1/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 20 - "Schrödinger's Fork" | -- | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 19 - "It looks like a Mummys Toupe" | -- | 1/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18 - The Breakfast Show | -- | 1/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17 - "There's porn in Good Housekeeping, right?" | -- | 1/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanEpisode 16 - "Lutheran Indian Fusion Cuisine" | -- | 12/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15 - "We have conjoined Buns" | We eat it so you don't have to, yet again | 12/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14: Burrito Bonanza! | -- | 12/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13 - 'My Tongue is Screaming 'Why are you doing this to me?'" | -- | 12/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 12 - "Roving Bands of Naked Itinerant Irish" | -- | 11/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11 - "Show me the Tentacles! I see no tentacles!" | -- | 11/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 10 - "Possibly the Soybeans were Circumcised" | -- | 11/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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CleanEpisode 9 - "That's Pretty Badass. And Unsanitary!" | -- | 11/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 8 - "It burns when I pee" | -- | 10/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Mac & Cheese Show | -- | 10/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 6 - "It's your fault for not wearing ballistic eyewear." | -- | 10/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 5 - "It does NOT look like rotting flesh" | -- | 10/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 4 - Chicken Sticks, Exploding Cutlets, and Bland Noodles | -- | 10/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 3 - Mexican, Mongolian, and Messy noodles | -- | 9/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 83 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
food + laughs = win
While you might not think 'we eat cheap food and review it' sounds like much fun, this podcast is hilarious, entertaining, and often educational in ways only tangentially related to the food. (rare turkey breeds! regional grocery stores! blimp hangars!) plus it can save you from making horrible cheap-food purchases yourself. so if you're looking for either cheap food reviews, or funny people doing everyday stuff and making it funny by proxy, LISTEN!
Don't let the [Explicit] tag deter you!
This us by far my favorite podcast, Kevin and Ursula sound like real people[1] having fun in their kitchen panning and fanning the fair the pick off the grocery store shelves and chatting up a storm while doing so. So, occasionally one of the drops an F-bomb when something is truly awful, who doesn't? The random side commentary by the beagle and cats are nice spicing to this wonderful goulash and I look forward to it every Sunday evening.
[1] I have actually met them and can confirm that they are not alien ninja robotized parents from the planet Nought, no matter what the internets claim.
Tons of fun
And perfect for a commute!
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