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Podcast Description
Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny.
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Episode 7: Life in the Can - Aug 18,2008 | Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. | 8/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session C for Episode 6 - Aug 15,2008 | Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. | 8/15/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session B for Episode 6 - Aug 13,2008 | Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. | 8/13/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session A for Episode 6 - Aug 11,2008 | Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. | 8/11/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 6: Life in the Can - Aug 11,2008 | Life in the Can Episode: 6 Length: 32:42 Size: 22.5mb Format: mp3 We've got 3 segments for you this week: Home Pedicure Shark Stuff Goodwill | 8/11/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session C for Episode 5 - Aug 08,2008 | Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. | 8/8/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session B for Episode 5 - Aug 06,2008 | Spelling the site domain Married to a celebrity The closer you get to celebritydom The closer you get to dumpsterdom You "Million Dollar" race hat from the horse track The swag t-shirt You dumpster times are gaining Wearing someone else's pants My China business will crush I am so excited for The Great American Yard Sale It is the time I live for It's my Super Bowl On my way to fame and fortune, but I want to camp out at the sale That makes no sense The person first in line get's to be in the newspaper Sure, make sure to wear your spanks China is heavy and fragile I can't move quickly with it You should hire some mercenaries People that humped through jungles Maybe get a donkey Waiting outside a recruiting office How about one night son? Whatever kind of weather we'll face it together One mission, son . . . make me money I don't need someone who'll take up a lot of my tent Finding a tic free tent I won't sleep You are risking your life My industry is no different than any other on the planet Why aren't you working a real job? Devoting time to this I just tell people I'm retired What do you do? Just try to stay busy That's what retired people say I pulled you from the gutter and pushed you into the middle class I am exhausted It's a junkapalooza Does Road Rash Nipples show up for this? He calls me his friend I come to Goodwill to look at the people He comes to talk with his friends I then run away and do a lap Working the resale shop I've got a route that I develop It's really a system for wealth creation People with clean cars have disorders Sweep up the donut bits They probably don't go to drive-thru's I need a completely rubberized car You should make your own car We'll get you a kit | 8/6/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session A for Episode 5 - Aug 04,2008 | You can't work that hard on something and not tell people Something has been plugging me, Kris Plugging you? Plaguing! You should clean up that diphthong It is the guy, that scary guy The one driving the Monte Carlo These haunt your dreams don't they? How did you end up with a Monte Carlo Kris? It all began like this I watched my old man slink into the Monte Carlo As I stood behind the screen door in my undwear at 7 Painting it and redoing the entire car The get it on mobile The National is a version of it How did you come about this car? I was given the car What allure does having a car in your name? The benefit is many fold Have the proper righteousness Two for Tuesday running hot Led Zeppelin cranking His neck is going to be cold How am I supposed to remove this grass in the wheel well Oh look, there's glazed donuts on the seats That's disturbing It was in their name They had taken away my sex mobile Guidelines on how to be a man | 8/4/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 5: Glazed Donuts, Picking Mercenaries, Pork Boil, The Jam - Aug 04,2008 | We've got 4 segments for you this week: Glazed Donuts Picking Mercenaries Pork Boil The Jam | 8/4/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session C for Episode 4 - Aug 01,2008 | This is C which means it's a Friday Listen to you Mr B You did the nerd voice Take what you want and enjoy No child wants to be spoken to you like this I will leave no child behind Comedy Fail Yeah, I messed it up You could have nailed it I was flowing but the red light came on Red light meaning? Get off stage! I ran off before I finished the joke They are my frienemies You had frienemies Mr B Sure the girls from other small towns I drove my red Monte Carlo Red vinyl seats Red dash I should have named it passion Taking them to talk in the country Yellow and blue makes me and you Skanks do not count as frienemies Frienemies are the girls you take to the county fair Drumsticks for Christmas | 8/1/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session B for Episode 4 - Jul 30,2008 | Energy cannot be created or destroyed Simply delivered by Life in the Can Pontification upon LitC Rolling in the HoJo Co-Hosting on a grand scale The time change messed me up It's two hours behind, it's great I woke up at 3 a.m. Why the hell is she still sleeping? I walked over and poked her I can't say that No man can use that line Poked her again You are the rube of travel, Booba I did sleep in my jeans My pants are unhappy Whatever, Mr. SoCal Turns out that I am the token fat person Token Midwesterner Using the scar for priority seating Southwest Airlines didn't know what was about to hit them I felt like third class priority seating Your mom's super scar comes in handy The missing piece to your story What is it, Betsy? Well, I started drinking at about 10 am The drunk mom was great on the plane I started crying "My life is so good" "He didn't leave me alone with my special needs kid" The stewardess, a man Flight attendants I laughed at all of his jokes And the drinks kept flowing He made me a drink called "Sex on the Airplane" On the fifth drink he asked what I thought of the drink I can't wait to tell my husband about sex on a plane | 7/30/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session A for Episode 4 - Jul 28,2008 | Does this make me look fat? Wrong question to ask in Lane Bryant The question should be, "Does it breathe" Practicing your stand-up standing up Figuring out what is funny You assumed people were going to laugh You don't know they are laughing You wrote it into the bit Sitting in front of the mic I want a drag queen to sing prince songs at my funeral They should also play Abba as they bury me It should be sung by the preacher | 7/28/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 4: Life in the Can - Jul 28,2008 | We've got 3 segments for you this week: Work it into your act Six minutes of funny How to properly use a scar | 7/28/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session C for Episode 3 - Jul 25,2008 | Geritol "for the final chapter of your life" Death is creeping up on them in a wheel chair They're cool with death Mad respect from the folks I think your ageist tendencies are creeping out Ask them if they fear death? Toothless wonders Hanging at the horse track Maggie's first bet She bet on Eternal Sunshine to Show She did it at 22-1 odds Bring up the vegans baby Ted Nugent and his ribs of freedom Next song of Freedom, Baby, Yeah | 7/25/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session B for Episode 3 - Jul 23,2008 | Betsy has an eBay stalker I got a Build a Bear pig Snotty stuffed animal bin at Goodwill Can I just buy the pig? Where's the pig? It's a pricey piece of pork at this point The lost airline luggage store Give me a break That store is full of garbage Items that weren't good enough for TSA to steal themselves Gotta ask the IRS when we can travel again I'll ask when they come over again Might not be that far off . . . They were here t | 7/23/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session A for Episode 3 - Jul 21,2008 | We bring the joy Is this a Gone with the Wind marathon? What the hell is a Croncast.com We forgot to talk about this in Atlanta Betsy had to do the Goodwill The tomato scare got My special punch Lemon/Lime Gatorade will cure anything It can regenerate limbs We'd have to get divorced I will not live with anyone that smells like shark saliva Do you know how many teeth? You have a beautiful face | 7/21/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 3: Ribs of Freedom, Wheel of Fortune, Grass Wars - Jul 21,2008 | We've got 4 segments for you today: You Have a Beautiful Face BBC News Hour Golden Shower Retriever Ribs of Freedom, Baby. Yeah. Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. | 7/21/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session C for Episode 2 - Jul 18,2008 | He has the junk gene The game face too Your lack the common sense to be a successful thrifter, Kris The junk you grew up around It was like riding a lawn mower with two wheels The feral cat problem brought ingenuity Quikrete cat trap Nothing wrong with ordering extra ham in my omelet And then adding a side of ham Mark suggested ham juice She begins her twisted dance of nothingness Bam, Peach Cobbler | 7/18/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session B for Episode 2 - Jul 16,2008 | Show Pre-Recorded - No Calls Leaving Nashville Heading into Chattanooga Sitting like a truck driver All I saw was hood Kicking the softee out of me Neighbor mistakes topless Kris for Betsy Rolling in to Atlanta Stroker's steaks The Wing Hut is brilliant I washed my face with douche For the water Betsy binges I need a t-shirt that says, "Failed Bulimic" | 7/16/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Uncut: Session A for Episode 2 - Jul 14,2008 | We're heading to Georgia This is the beginning of our trip Waking at 3 a.m. for the 12 hour drive The Fry Girl After Indianapolis The pink shirt in Nashville You can't wear this now Your nipples show through Silver dollar nipples | 7/14/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2: Fry Girl, Dressed in the Dark, Peach Cobbler - Jul 14,2008 | Coming together for 3 great shows a week, just like they did for 500 episodes of Croncast (http://croncast.com), Betsy Smith and Kris Smith, no relation, bring you the stay at home comedian and Mr. B at their best to make you laugh like no other podcast. Tighten your abs with funny. | 7/14/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 21 Episodes |
