LockeTalke
By www.LockePick.com
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Podcast Description
LockeTalke, the official podcast of LockePick.com! Here the Locke Bros, Haru and Kyo Locke have a conversation about nothing in particular. Movies, music, video games, wrestling, racism, religion and unprotected sex... no topic is left behind, and maybe someone will be offended. Prepare for the most mediocre podcast in all of iTunes!
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 051 "New and Improved" | Episode 51 of LockeTalke with Haru, and Kyo. The Locke Bros discusses the new house, the Avengers movie, The Justice League, and My hot pink oven. All using their new state of the art recording equipment. | 5/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 050 "Game Over" | Episode 50 of LockeTalke with Haru, and Kyo. Today we discuss Haru leaving the house, technology, roommates, artsy stuff and no more games. | 4/30/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 049 "Far Enough Wasn't Far Enough" | Episode 49 of LockeTalke with Haru, Kyo, and Xarcos. Today we talk about Kyo's trip to Florida and Canada, Haru discusses cellphones as well as his upcoming wedding, and Xarcos just smiles and nods. | 4/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 048 "Blackface" | Episode 48 of LockeTalke with guests Xarcos Locke, Foolwise Locke, and Evil Jimmie! Kyo Locke is out for this episode so now our podcast gets all kinds of depressing. Todays topic: racism. | 4/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 047 | Episode 47 of LockeTalke! The April Fools Edition. | 4/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 046 "Hungry Games" | Episode 46 of LockeTalke! Haru, and Kyo discuss an upcoming DGUSA trip, the Hunger Games, House of Lies, Parks and Recreation and Aliens (not the movie). | 3/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 045 "Reared Catholic" | Episode 45 of LockeTalke! Haru, and Kyo discuss marriage classes, debt, Journey (the game, not the band), and being an adult. | 3/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 044 "JEWS" | Episode 44 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, Xarcos and Lola get together to discuss Israel, government issues, crazy cat ladies and the Jews. | 3/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 043 "Rush Limbaugh" | Episode 43 of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo sit and discuss house hunting, creepy children, mothers, and politics. We're running out of stuff to talking about. | 3/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 042 "I Make Him Humble" | Episode 42 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, and Xarcos have a chat about Batman Beyond, bad anime, a porno we cant find, how ugly Cameron Diaz is, and how sad and washed out the Iron Sheik is. | 2/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 041 "What is Love?" | Episode 41 of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo have a chat about polygamy, children, men becoming wolves, zombies, and love. | 2/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 040 "Death Sad stuff" | Episode 40 of LockeTalke! We Are LockeTalke and we're here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff... | 2/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 039 "Sex is Multitasking" | Episode 39 of LockeTalke! Kyo, Haru, and Xarcos have a chat over porn stars, and video games… nuff said. | 2/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 038 "JASON!" | Episode 38 of LockeTalke! Kyo, Haru, and Xarcos sit and talk about games for once… Considering that LockePick is suppoes to be a gaming podcast, it's about time. Topics include LA Noire, Heavy Rain, Catherine, Infamous, and Mirrors Edge. ----- Ending so | 1/30/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 037 "Take me Home Tonight" | Episode 37 of LockeTalke! Kyo, Haru, and Xarcos have a little chat about hot coffee, common courtesy, and alleged rape. Yep, LockeTalke is back to its merry ways. | 1/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 036 "Maniacal Laugh" | Episode 36 of LockeTalke! Lola and Teddy Von Thrash host today's episode with special guest: Haru Locke. Today we cover Haru's job hunt, taxi cabs, and technology... We also decided to promote The Muppet Movie in our title. | 1/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 035 "Walk this way" | Episode 35 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo and Lola have a discussion on plantar fasciitis, girl toys, and feminism. | 1/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 034 "Thetan Levels" | Episode 34 of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo have a little discussion about New Years, religion, and cults. | 1/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 033 "I ain't no Snitch" | Episode 33 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, Lola and Evil Jimmie join us for this LockeTalke. Lola just took a trip to Seattle and she is kind enough to tell us of her exploits. | 12/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 032 "Paradise Island" | Episode 32 of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo sit and reminisce over old cartoons, complain about modern day art, and have a brief chat over Japanese animation. Want to not get laid this week? Then listen in! | 12/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 031 "Couples Therapy" | Episode 31 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, Lola and special guest Tedward Von Thrash join us for a couples session. Topics include sex changes and hair... Lots of hair. | 12/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 030 "OVER 9000!!!" | Episode 30 of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo have a fireside chat about knowyourmeme, Animal Crossing, and memory loss. Note: Episode may or may not be over 9000 minutes. | 12/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 029 "White Lantern" | Episode 29 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, Xarcos, and Ceres have a chat about K-Mart, Skyrim, Zelda, Major League Gaming and Christmas music. Yeah, another lousy episode. | 11/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 028 "Lockesenburg" | Episode 28 of LockeTalke! Kyo, Haru, Xarcos have a little chat with guests Mike Robles, Isaias Velasquez, and Jordan Pryde. Please join in and listen to a cluster-f#ck of a podcast. | 11/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 027 "We're Huge in Mexico" | Episode 27 of LockeTalke! Kyo, Haru, and Xarcos have a little chat over the move to their new place, and video games. Batman, Grand Theft Auto and Mass Effect are but a few topics in this overly nerdy episode of LockeTalke. Enjoy! | 11/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 026 "You sockdologizing old man-trap" | Episode 26 of LockeTalke! Kyo and Haru have a final sit down at Lockehaus. They talk about the move to a new place, their childhood, history, fast food, and how hot Tina Fey is... | 10/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 025 "Malarkey on the Screen" | Episode 25 of LockeTalke! Kyo and Haru welcome Leonard F. Chikarason. We talk comics, movies, comic movies, and other staples of nerd-dom. In other words, it's LockeTalke. On related news, Chikarason mentions on the podcast that he and his wife were due t | 10/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 024 "Sorry Anne Frank" | Episode 24 of LockeTalke! Kyo and Haru Locke just sit and have a discussion about current events and the past, including the passing of Steve Jobs, censorship and circumcisions. Kick back and chill, as this is a tame LockeTalke (surprisingly). | 10/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 023 "Deflowered a Gay Man" | Episode 23 of LockeTalke! Haru is out again, but Lola and Kyo Locke host together for this really sexy LockeTalke. Eric Reynolds, Paige Klone, and Evil Jimmie join the cast and talk about Kyo's love-life, homosexuality, and clitori (that's not a word but | 10/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 022 "Oncoming Shimmy" | Episode 22 of LockeTalke! Lola Locke returns to talk about another new job, a new opportunity for musicians, 3D, dancing transexuals, and a "taste" of things to come… heh. | 9/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 021 "Prose and Cons" | Episode 21 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, Kato, and Maya Locke join us this time around. We talk about immigration, english, Lane Tech, and some comics (in less than 30 minutes)! | 9/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 020 "One Way Friendship" | Episode 20 of LockeTalke! Kyo is alone this time around as Haru is out and about doing um… important stuff. Kyo interviews wrestling referee, Jason Harding. A little bit of DGUSA, a little Secret Stash, a whole lot of Indiana sucking. | 9/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 019 "Open the LOCKEd Gate" | Episode 19 of LockeTalke! Kyo and Haru are joined by Gabe Sapolsky of Dragon Gate USA. We talk about DGUSA's return to Chicago, and of course, of local eateries. | 8/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 018 "Do what U want, I don care!" | Episode 18 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, and Ceres fill your ears with wedding talk, s****y jobs, and Haru's impecable memory. | 8/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 017 "Gotcha Bitch!" | Episode 17 of LockeTalke! Haru, Kyo, and Xarcos return to share stories about 1 night stands, 3-ways and Haru Locke decides to make someone's life miserable for the rest of their life. | 8/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 016 "Do you look like your mother a lot?" | Episode 16 of LockeTalke! Lola returns spreading news of her new job, her run-ins with old men, and her life as a pornstar. Was that some sort of joke, you ask? Listen in and find out. | 8/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 015 "Fuc7 Greyhound" | Episode 15 of LockeTalke! Xarcos Locke comes back to LockeHaus to share his interesting endeavors at City Hall. Kyo shares his abhorring Grey Hound experience, and Haru talks about porn… again. | 7/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 014 "Touched By an Angel" | Episode 14 of LockeTalke! Eric Reynolds, The TV Savage returns, and we find out more about what it was like growing up in Cal City. At the end of the day, he opens up about how it was growing up gay in that environment. | 7/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 013 "Santa or Bangbus?" | Episode 13 of LockeTalke! Xarcos returns, and the guys talk about all things sex - even things they shouldn't. Topics include food, fetishes and firsts. | 7/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 012 "It Goes up Pretty Easy" | Episode twelve of LockeTalke! We are joined once again by Ms. Ceres Locke. Continuing our hospital talk, we touch on some flexiseals (rectal tubes), catheters, hamsters, bunnies, and a tube (not in that order, and not all related). | 7/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 011 "Reverse Islam" | Episode eleven of LockeTalke! Eric Reynolds joins us in our latest podcast. We speak of Big Brother, Survivor, some Monica Lewinsky show I had never heard of. It's a television show day here on LockeTalke! | 6/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 010 "Dick Points" | Episode ten of Locketalke! Listeners, this is a very special episode of LockeTalke. Today we bring you our first ever 5-man show. Haru Locke, Kyo Locke, Kato Locke, Xarcos Locke, and Evil Jimmie join us for the next step in dick-accountability, "Dick Poin | 6/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 009 "Why do that to your ass" | Episode nine of LockeTalke! We are joined by AJ Michael-Locke once more. Ever had a one night stand? Well one of us have, and you're right if you don't think it's the hosts. This is a full-on sexy episode so pop open that lube bottle of yours. | 6/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 008 "Running a train" | Episode eight of LockeTalke! We are joined by Mr. Xarcos Locke, of not any particular fame. Video games (specifically LA Noire and Heavy Rain), the Chicago Orange Line, cherry popping, and an important message about love-making, is but a few of our topics | 6/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 007 "Quakers-n-sh!t" | Episode seven of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo 69 their way into your ears. We talk about the American educational system, Quaker sex, old people, and porn (as usual). | 5/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 006 "Nerd-booty" | Episode six of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo have a little chat with our special guest Ceres Locke! We talk about nursing, hospital work, being strapped for cash, beating kids, douchebags, and lots of poop. | 5/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 005 "Kick-the-bobo" | Episode five of LockeTalke! Our good friend AJ Michael comes to LockeTalke to speak of video work, volunteer work, Christian Camps, Suicide, love... and more suicide? An impressive and somewhat somber LockeTalke awaits. | 5/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 004 "Man-scaping" | Episode four of LockeTalke! Lola Locke returns to the mic! We speak of pornography, pubic hair, sex in public, and Jehovah Witnesses. This is our sexiest LockeTalk to date my fellow listener. | 5/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 003 "Ear-rape" | Episode three of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo talk to Mr. Kato "Squirrel" Locke... We discuss parkour, Kuma's Corner, Five Guys, 3-D TV's and try to get Kato a job (and fail). | 5/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 002 "You Could See if They're Hiring" | Episode two of LockeTalke! Haru and Kyo talk about cars... specifically one that is currently in an autoshop in Ohio at the time this episode was posted. | 4/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLockeTalke: 001 "Schooled a Catholic" | The very first episode of LockeTalke! Our hosts Haru and Kyo Locke have a chat with the lovely Lola Locke about video games, wrestling, movies, and religion! | 4/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 51 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
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I've popped the LockeTalke review/comment section's cherry.
Funny stuff, folks.
What the topic for eppi numero 2?
Kyo Locke is awesome
That Kyo guy is so amazing and funny. He also sounds very sexy. If I were a woman, I'd be all over that. He's just so on-point, witty, and charming. What I wouldn't do to hear him day in and day out. He seems like the kind of guy you'd just wanna hang out with just to shoot the breeze. Very few people are enjoyable to be around with just their conversation and charisma, but I tell you, being around him has just got to make you a better person.
LockeTalke
Meh, I've heard better...
