Never Buy A Stripper A Drink
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Welcome to NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK podcast. Join us for our somewhat weekly misadventures. John Wayne, Nick P, Robby C & Nick "the vegan" tell it like it is, when it comes to learning lessons in life, love, & lube. Random topics of intrigue, surprise guests, & sweet sweeeet tunes are what're brewin' in our pot! Join us, won't you? Be on our show! Email your comments about our latest episode, your personal "sack twists", or any drunkin' babble to neverbuyastripperadrink@gmail.com or drop us a voicemail @ (713)FXN-2CUM. Twitter/Facebook: @nbsd69. Your feedback is important & will be included on the show. We're all winners! Yay!!
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Explicit5.08 - I Wanna’ Get Circus Freaky With You | Ya know, there comes a time when you should actually buy a stripper a drink. Well definitely make that exception when it comes to the art form known as burlesque! Step right up join us as we talk to Ms. Yet, the belly dancing unicorn, Kiki Maroon, the stripping clown, of Kikis Sordid Sideshow. These two gracious ladies have joined us at the NBSD mansion to discuss the underground alternative burlesque scene that has recently emerged (like morning excitement) in the Houston area. Hear tales of cosmic awakenings, sensual balloon animals, racist poultry, public crashings burnings, much much more!! Join us under our big top of titillation, wont you?! or right-click to download mp3 here > Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or enter your number into the widget below: - MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK: - At 17:10 you heard Lookin For Action by The Damned from their 2001 album, Grave Disorder. Get it here > At 41:32 you heard Fume by Beck from his 1994 Loser EP. Get it here > At 1:04:50 you heard Into the Sun by Project Armageddon from their upcoming album, Tides of Doom. Get it on iTunes, Amazon, their at shows in early March. To celebrate its release, they will be embarking on a Texas mini tour: 3/14 - Houston @ Rudyards w/Lo-Pan Hawks 3/17 - Spring @ Acadia w/Melovine All Dead Here 4/12 - ClearLake @ Scout Bar w/Sabaton(Sweden), Carrion Sun Serpent Sun 4/14 - San Antonio @ TBA w/Las Cruces more dates and cities TBA At 1:28:10 you heard Honky Tonk Horror by The Black Belles from their 2011 self-titled album. Get it here on iTunes > At the end of the show your heard Henrietta Collins The Wife-Beating Child Haterss cover of Ex-Lion Tamer from their out of print 1987 EP, Drive by Shooting. Heres a taste of what you can expect under the Sordid Sideshows sexy big top (shot n chopped by Nick P!) : In the video you heard Bearded Lady by The Niemis from their 2009 album, Fresh Meat For All. Get it here on iTunes > | 2/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5.07 - Clash of the Nicks! | This week Nick P. returns from his journey of walking the Earth to find inner peace or whatever the s**t he was doing to grace us with his presence in the NBSD mansion once again. However, Nick TV has already had his taste of total Nick-dom and is not ready to have his throne re-usurped by the famous, original, classic Nick. The battle that ensued over the next hour and a half is better experienced than talked about but included shoe throwing, insult hurling, and dignity smashing. Good thing our special guest Mr. Chainsaw (of Cupcake Reacharound buttonsrock.com) is here to help keep the peace, while Robby C strives on his never ending quest to put some tingle in your dingle. Oh yeah, and apparently John Wayne f****d a rubber pussy . . . twice. Dont miss out on this ultimate, complete and total balls out brawl for the title of THE NICK! Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or enter your number into the widget below: - MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK: - At 15:20 you heard Do Not Play With Fire by Kompressor from his 2008 album, Crush Television. Get it here > At 32:18 you heard Mayo by Misdemeanor Boyz. The Misdemeanor Boyz includes Casey of DOWNFALL 2012 Reeves of STAMOS Stay tuned for more from them in 2012! At 42:23 you heard Hatred by The Koffin Kats from their 2005 album, Inhumane. Get it here on iTunes > At 59:51 you heard Johnny Law by Sugarball Express. ***Catch them at Acadia (3939 FM 1960 W.) in Houston on February 17th, 2012 pick up their new live CD, Sugarball Express (One Ticket to Nowhere)!*** or get it now on iTunes > At the end of the show your heard I Found Me a Rubber Pussy in a Truck Stop in Vegas by A Halo Called Fred from their EP, Stomping On Your Christmas Cheer. Get it here on iTunes > If you missed it the first time, heres the music video (shot n chopped by Nick P!) for Mayo by the Misdemeanor Boyz: Be sure to help keep Mr. Chainsaws joints from rusting up by ordering some sweet sweeet buttons at buttonsrock.com! Witness in awe @ facebook.com/buttonsrock twitter.com/buttonsrock. | 2/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGet Freaky With THE FREAKOUTS! | If you are a fan of live music in Houston, you know there are waaay more choices of bands venues to discover than grains of sand in your hourglass! Just try to hit up all of your favorites during any local music festival. Its damn near UNpossible! If theres one fresh offering to ingest, its definitely The Freakouts. By somehow taking mashing punk, glam, garage, psychobilly, art rock together into one jam-sammich, this sneering quintet is gracefully capable of serving up a heaping helping of pipping hotness on stage. The Freakouts consist of Ash on vocals, Porter on lead guitar, Meg on bass, Allen on skins, newly added rhythm guitarist, Steven. If you havent witnessed them yet, then get your sweet cheeks on down to their next show. Become a believer for yourself! If youre in the Houston area catch them next at Rudyards (2010 Waugh Dr) on February 17th, 2012 with Modfag The Sons Of Hercules. We caught The Freakouts lighting up the stage at Fitzgerald’s on Thanksgiving eve of last year instantly dug their tunes Click on image thumbnails to embiggen: NBSDs Nick the Vegan got all freaky with The Freakouts after their set snagged an interview. Arrange your ears to their upright perky positions give it a listen on this NBSD minisode! Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or by entering your number into the widget below: At 7:43 you heard THE FREAKOUTS performing Youre The One For Me. At the end of the minisode you heard their anthem, Freakin Out. Keep up with The Freakouts by following them on their Facebook fan page or visit their site at: www.thefreakouts.info Heres a tiny taste of The Freakouts in action at Fitzgeralds in Houston, TX: | 1/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5.06 - Tell the Truth & Shame the Devil! | Tell the truth shame the goddamn devil! Monseigneur Diaz is in the mansion this week to judge the righteous the wicked as the boys tackle topics such as hulking out, pick-pocketing gypsy kids, handicapped parking-spot sex, incestuous step-dad threesomes, the morality of human do-overs. Original famous Nick P. sits this sin session out as to avoid eternal damnation. Hell hath no fury like a step-son corned in the ass! Will the truth actually be told? Will the devil indeed be shamed? Does anyone give a s**t?!! If you do, please lend your celestial lobes to this exciting soul-searching episode of Never Buy a Stripper a Drink!!! Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or enter your number into the widget below: - MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK: - At 12:52 you heard Money Shot by Letters to Voltron from their out-of-print 2005 self-titled album. Get their music here > At 31:36 you heard Hulk by Chibuku from their 2011 album, Voodarian #7. Get it here > At 51:59 you heard Hungry Freaks, Daddy by The Mothers Of Invention from their 1966 debut album, Freak Out!. Good luck finding it. Its out of print! At the end of the show you heard Retarded Retard by Cars Can Be Blue from their 2005 album, ’All The Stuff We Do. Get it here on iTunes > | 1/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChewing the Fat w/ Butch of 30footFALL | If you know anything about Punk Rock and you live in Houston, then you know about the legendary 30footFALL. If not, then go shave your mowhawk, take that safety pin out of your ear and get a job sir because punk rock you are not. Although they may not play around town with the frequency they once did, they still play the annual Christmas show at Fitzgerald’s, which has been a holiday season staple for over ten years. Our very own Nick the Vegan sat down to break bread with front man Butch Klotz, who now permanently resides in Virginia, after the most recent of these shows. Butch told Vegan about the origin of the band, how they recorded their most recent release: Jesus, Elvis, and Richard Petty while being in separate states, and what his personal view on music and the influences of his influences are. Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or enter your number into the widget below: - 30footFALL songs heard throughout this episode: At 3:12 we played Everything Is Gonna Stop from their 1995 debut album, Divided We Stand Get it here > At 8:25 you heard F**k Yall Were From Texas from their 1999 album (which also helped us all get laid back in the day!), Ever Revolving, Never Evolving. Get it here > At 13:16 you heard People Are Stupid from their 1997 album, Acme 143. Get it here > At the end of the show you heard the title track from their current EP, Jesus, Elvis, Richard Petty. Get it here > *photos by Media Riot Productions | 1/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitReverend Butter’s ‘Dirty Dozen’ Brings an Arctic Chill to Discovery Green January 7th | From a man that needs no introduction comes an event that needs no hype, but gets it in well-deserved spades. Saturday January 7th from 10am to 5:30pm Houston’s own chainsaw wielding, ice-sculpting, tattooed madman and prominent member of the Houston art community, The Reverend Butter, presents his latest installment of competitive ice sculpting mania that he calls The Dirty Dozen. The Reverend Butter has been crafting masterpieces of icy goodness at his very own DLG Ice Factory right here in Houston for over ten years, and has appeared twice on TLC’s Chainsaw Ice Sculptures. You may remember when this event descended upon Discovery Green over the last few years under the name, The Magnificent Seven. This year the good Reverend has stepped it up and thrown twelve instead of seven of the world’s most premier ice sculptors into a competition where they must team up in groups of two, and create a sculpture worthy of taking home the top prize of $5000 cold, hard cash. This will be a ‘freestyle’ competition meaning that there is no set theme for the sculptors with the limits of their imagination being the only restriction. Each team will be given six clear blocks of ice and one white block, each weighing 300 pounds, with which to create their sculpture. How they choose to incorporate the one white block could come heavily into play during the judging. Another important rule of this competition is that all sculpting must be done by hand using only chainsaws and chisels for tools. Absolutely none of the ice can or will be fabricated with a machine, which means these sculptors had better all bring their A-game to this show. Finally, once the winning team is crowned victorious Reverend Butter has thrown in one final twist. They must battle him in an ice fight on stage, as Houston’s own Downfall 2012 performs live providing a face-pummeling soundtrack to the arctic warfare. Be on the lookout for @Gonzo247 and the Aerosol Warfare crew who will be on the scene at Discovery Green all day lending a hand and putting their special touch on the event. For more information on Reverend Butter and The Dirty Dozen event please visit: www.reverendbutter.com www.dlgicefactory.com www.aerosolwarfare.com www.discoverygreen.com To comment on this article please tweet to @johnwayneisdead John Wayne Nick the vegan hit the scene to grab this bit o scoop for your hear-holing pleasure. Give this NBSD minisode a listen, there, pumpkin: Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or by using the widget below: At 14:47 you heard Divinity by DOWNFALL 2012 from their current EP, A Look Into Every Man. Download it now for only 3-bucks on iTunes > Check out what happened last time Reverend Butter made it snow at Discovery Green Park in H-Town! also check out the goings-ons of GONZO247 the other talented graffiti artists at AEROSOL WARFARE! 2110 Jefferson Ste 113 Houston, TX - (832)748-8369 | 1/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5.05 - Wax On, Whacks Off! | So, do you have a really Wookiefied crotch? . Does it stick out the top of your favorite designer hip-hugging jeans? Does it get caught in car doors? Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us! Grab your cry-pillow tune right in to hear our chum, Brad, as he has his southern hemisphere de-furred by our favorite wax technician, Thuy (twē)! Yes, the NBSD mansion was the scene of the crime as Brad was robbed of his sacred crotch-beard! Grit your teeth prepare to listen to a grown man squirm, scream, cry his way to cool-breezy smooothness! Everyone had to be here to witness Brad come-upins in person; as we were also joined by the celestial Monseigneur Diaz the lovely Apple! If you are in the Houston area you also find yourself tripping over ( sometimes loosing a shoe in) your overgrown crotch fro, be sure to hit up JUST WAX IT at 617 Montrose Blvd. #C145, Houston, TX. Call (713)807-8525 ask for Thuy. Shell clean you up real good! Hell, shell clear your brush like a California wildfire! Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or enter your number into the widget below: - MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK: - At 18:10 you heard Wax My Ass by Plecostomus from their 2007 album, Society In General. Get it here > At 38:34 you heard Party On Your Pussy by Trash from their 2009 album, Beer, Boobs Booty. Get it here > At 58:38 you heard Drowningmans cover of Loose Nut from the 2006 Black Flag tribute album, Black On Black: A Tribute To Black Flag. Get it here > At the end of the show you heard All Cleaned Out by Elliott Smith from his 2007 album, New Moon. Get it here > .Heres a clip of Letters to Voltron performing at Nick the Vegans ugly sweater party as referred to on this weeks episode: | 12/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHop On the MustacheStuff.com train, Where the Rides are Always Free . . . | Upon walking into Royal Oak Bar last Tuesday one might have thought they had mistakenly stumbled into a Groucho Marx convention. Wherever you looked the favorite facial hair of the iconic comedic legend danced upon the face of every man and woman in the place. It was as if each well-groomed stache was just daring you to enter with a naked upper lip so they could ridicule you mercilessly for being challenged in the face-follicle department. Then, towards the back end of the patio you see a well-lit booth crowded with people thrusting fistfuls of cash in the hands of the mustached men manning it and you realize you’re not an outsider after all, but are at the official launch party for MustacheStuff.com. And what a party it was . . . The three proprietors of the site, Jer, Turtle, and Push, were all busy slinging their mustachey wares as most people walked away from the booth with double fisted amounts of merchandise including: mustache socks, wallets, clocks, tote bags, necklaces, rings, cork-screws, a stunning array of fake mustaches for the ladies or those suffering from alopecia, and even a mustache covered onesey complete with working butt-flap by Toddland. The piece-de-resistance was an oversized fuzzy mustache that attaches to the front of your car so that even your vehicle never has to suffer the shame of going mustache-less to the party. A majority of the patrons and staff were faithfully donning mustachestuff.com t-shirts to support the cause. It also bears mention that nothing on the site is over $50 making it not only fun but also affordable to shop with these three mustached men of merriment. This is no fly-by-night, Mickey Mouse mustache operation either. These guys have their act together and are even sponsored by the likes of Fireball Whiskey, Bullet Bourbon, Leprechaun Cider, and some lucky attendees even had their tab picked up by TabbedOut.com. The inception of the site itself was born from a joke of purchasing a funny domain name by co-founder Push, and the boasting by co-founder Jer of how ‘easy it is to sell stuff on the internet.’ While by their own admission it is not as easy as they thought the three have put in the blood, sweat, tears, and weeks of razor boycotting to bring their baby brainchild to life and have it breathe its hairy fire upon the masses. Just by talking to these three you get a sense of how committed and serious they are about the site while still maintaining an affable sense of humor and outgoing personality that make them so approachable. The combination of these qualities along an outpouring of support from the local community seems to be the secret ingredient to what it takes to have longevity in their business. All in all, the launch party was a huge success and packed to the gills with Houston’s own actress/fetish model Sabrina Sin among the attendees. Several items were sold out well before the event was through with others quickly approaching the same status. When you shop with mustachestuff.com, a fake mustache may cost you two or three bucks, but the mustache rides are always free. Please visit MustacheStuff.com for more information on all of their facially enhancing products and don’t forget to ‘like’ their facebook page and follow them on twitter @mustachestuff. To comment on this article please follow and tweet to @johnwayneisdead John Wayne Nick the vegan hit the scene to grab this bit o scoop for your hear-holing pleasure. Give this NBSD minisode a listen, there, pumpkin: Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or by using the widget below: At 15:51 we played Free Mustache Rides by Ape Fight from their 2006 album. Apefight, Apefight Get it here > At the end we played Mustache Song by [...] | 12/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5.04 - Herpes, the Protect I.P. Act, Gramma’, & You! | With the holidays right around the corner there’s one thing you can’t afford to get, and that’s herpes. Unless of course you already have it then Merry Christmas! This week the gang is joined by good friend Chris ‘Double Z’ to discuss not only the un-aging disease and why your grandmother may or may not have given it to you, but more important things like the ‘Protect I.P. Act’ and what could become of the Internet if it passes. Also, ol’ Kid Scoop (Nick the Vegan) snags some interviews with participants of DiversWorks’ Slinging Ink literary event including program founder and DiversWorks chair, Hank Hancock, while our own wise crackin’ smart assin’ co-host John Wayne took home the top prize. Tune in now before congress rapes you of the freedom to do so! Let your congressional representative know where you stand on the proposed PROTECT I.P. ACT by writing them here: www.opencongress.org/bill/112-s968/show . also let them know how SOPA raw-rubs your ass here: www.opencongress.org/bill/112-h3261/show Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or enter your number into the widget below: - MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK: - At 12:04 we played God Damn Kids by The Ramey Memo from their 2007 album. 300 Voices At King Hill Pub Get their music here > At 48:38 you heard Blue Balls by Shat from their current album, C**t-A-Doodle Doo. Get it here > At 105:49 you heard Demasiado Tarde (Too Late) by Los Skarnales from their 1999 album, Vatos Rudos. Get their music here > At the end of the show you heard Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) by The Vandals from their 1982 EP, Peace Thru Vandalism. Get it here > | 12/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWhen You’re Done with that Turkey be Sure to Save Me the Skeleton Dick! | Skeleton Dick, fresh off winning The 2011 Houston Press Music Award for Best Punk/Garage Band the second year in a row, took the stage at Fitzgerald’s on Thanksgiving Eve to open for legendary Portsmouth, New Hampshire punk rockers, The Queers. Although happy to have won, awards and accolades are clearly not what drive this raucous group of similarly dressed, even tempered gentlemen. Balls deep, pummeling and unapologetic rocking with a dash of face melting is, and despite minor technical difficulties at the start with getting all the mics to work at the same time; this show was no exception. Skeleton Dick ripped through their set that included fan favorites: A Sexual Joe, Family Day at the Clinic, and the anthemic Benicio Del Toro is a Bad Ass with the expected wise-crackery effortlessly employed by exchanges between bassist J-Tan, front man Bunny, and Nicky DaFish back beating on the skins. Skeleton Dick has emerged as your not-the-run-of-the-mill punk band, which has played a large part in their success. They’ve carved out a sound that stays dutifully true to their punk rock roots while employing a prickly edged three guitar attack giving them the feel of a cross between Minor Threat and Iron Maiden with a mildly poppy twist. *click on any thumbnail to mandingo-gize By the end of the set the crowd had been whipped into an uproarious uproar and was sufficiently ready to receive the remainder of the punk rock glory that The Queers were soon to bestow upon them. Skeleton Dick currently have a split EP with A Dream Asleep available that was recorded and produced by Bunny himself. They are hard at work on a full-length album that will be jamming its boney phallus into our ear holes very soon. -@johnwayneisdead Nick the Vegan Nick P. were out n about after the show shoving phallic objects in peoples face, hoping for interviews. The following is what they numbskullingly captured along with fresh new studio recordings of Apocalypse P***s A Sexual Joe from Skeleton Dicks upcoming album: Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or by using the widget below: _ _ For more information on Skelton Dick please visit them at: facebook.com/skeleton-dick or reverbnation.com/skeletondick. Check out Skeleton Dick performing Family Day at the Clinic at Fitzgeralds in Houston, TX, as captured by nasty Nick P: Got $3? Then, get your mangy mitts on Skeleton Dick A Dream Asleeps split EP, The Dream, The Dick, The Split *click on cover image to purchase > . . | 11/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5.01 - One That You Lick & One That You Stick | LOOK OUT!! WERE BACK . for a whole new season of ass-nasty, unsavory tomfoolery!!! Join John Wayne, Nasty Nick Pee, Nick the Vegan, Randy Robby C. as we develop patent the revolutionary new PUSSY EATING MACHINE!!! Gather around with the one you love the most listen to our tales of grand ASSventure! Swanky swashfuckling includes (but is not limited to) mechanical holes, romantic bike rides, civil rights, faking out the cops, reverse genocide, going shoulder deep! Well, what are you waiting for, tiger? Cum get some! Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or by using the widget below: - MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK: - ΩΩ ΩΩ ΩΩ Ω Ω At 14:40 we played Pigs by Cypress Hill from their 1991 debut self-titled album. Get it here > At 26:10 you heard Dancing Choose by TV On The Radio from their 2008 album, Dear Science. Get it here > At 47:24 you heard the original single version of Pay To Cum by Bad Brains from 1980. It was re-released on 4/20/11. Get it here > At 58:44 you heard Vagetarian by Shat from their 2006 album, Cuntree. Get it here > At the end of the show you heard Hail, Genocide! by GWAR from their current album, Bloody Pit of Horror. Get it here > R.I.P. - Flattus Maximus V (1977-2011) | 11/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.20 - Passionate Rationalists | No Nicks this week. The LETTERS TO VOLTRON trio take over this episode with tales of Dixie, pant shitting, stupid children, oral tinkering, platinum pussy, carrot-dick conversions, music piracy. The Sauce slathers it up just slippery enough for F****n Laur Laur The Gang Bang Boyz to slip in their new world premiere hip-hop track, fresh outta the WoBro. Studios oven! (take off your condom skip to 106:47 for her ball-blastin gooiness) ….JOIN US, WONT YOU?! Get us on iTunes > Like us on Facebook> Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (713)FXN-2CUM or by using the widget below: - MUSIC PLAYED THIS WEEK: - Ω Ω Ω Ω Theme from 2000 Maniacs 2002 compilation album The Eye Popping Sounds of Herschell Gordon Lewis. Get it here on iTunes > At 17:28 you heard The General Lee by Johnny Cash from the Dukes of Hazzard Original TV Soundtrack 1981 Get it here on iTunes > At 35:16 you heard Orderly Universe by Opposite Day from their 2010 EP, Mandukhai Get it here on iTunes > At 53:00 you heard Shed Reading (Rattus Norvegicus) by Black Flag from their 1984 spoken word/instrumental album, Family Man. Get it here on iTunes > followed by Mike Pattons cover of Six Pack from the 2002 compilation album, Rise Above: 24 Black Flag Songs to Benefit the West Memphis Three Get it here on iTunes > At the end of the show you heard Grave robbing USA by The Murderdolls from their 2002 album Beyond the Valley of the Murderdolls. Get it here on iTunes > | 11/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.19 - Shugah Smacked! | This week we are honored by the presence of Nick the Vegan, Jimmy of The Be Sharps, other exciting mystery guests! Lend us an ear as week pick at Americas sweet tooth with .well, SUGAR! Will this crystallized obsession be enough to rot our chicklets, bust out belts, dia our beetus?! Simmer down, sweet-t**s! Theres only one way to find out. Give a listen to another luscious episode of Never Buy A Stripper A Drink! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Get us on iTunes > Ω Ω Ω Ω Ω At 30:38 you heard ”FishFuck by GWAR from their 1999 album, ’We Kill Everything. Get it here on iTunes > At 32:23 you heard ”Whats The Ugliest Part Of Your Body by The Mothers Of Invention from their 1967 album, ’Were Only In It For The Money. At 48:36, you heard a cover of ”Street Fighting Man by The Ramones, from their 1984 album, ’Too Tough To Die. Get ’Too Tough To Die here on iTunes > At 51:46 we played Bongo Shutdown by The New Dimensions from the 2003 compilation album Lost Legends Of Surf Guitar, Vol. 2: Point Panic! At 1:10:56 we played Planet of the Dicks followed by Passage of the Jazzbo from Letters To Voltrons current album, Robot Journey. Get it here on iTunes here > At the end of the show we spun ”Sweet Lovin Friends by Dolly Parton Sylvester Stallone from the 1984 soundtrack album forRhinestone. | 10/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.18 - Rape Back Harder or Weep Quietly?! | The quest for approval continues as Nick the Vegan brings more shiesty bags o tricks to his third final Nick-interview. Does he have what it takes to become a genuine NBSD microphone champ? Does original, best Nick fall for the ole banana-in-the-tailpipe?! Does Marty Sauce survive the elements to celebrate another birthday. Did The Local Skank overcome ever-damning technical difficulties during their van ride back to Who-Dat-Ville? Did Nick P. have sex with a tree? Did Robby C. get f****d over, yet again, by his cursed pickem-up truck? Does John Wayne have a real functioning v****a? All these questions more will be answered with more questions this week on Never Buy A Stripper A Drink! .or are they? YOU decide, tough guy! or gal?! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Get us on iTunes > Ω Ω Ω ΩΩΩ ΩΩ ΩΩΩ At the 11:12 you heard Abortion by Cars Can Be Blue from their 2005 album, ’All The Stuff We Do. Get it here on iTunes > At 29:43 you heard ”Shut Up and Pour Me a Drink by Sloppy Seconds from their 2008 album, ’Endless Bummer. Get it here on iTunes > At 45:52, you heard a live performance of ”Confused by The Local Skank, featuring our own Nick the Vegan on mouth-harp vocals. A much mo betta studio recording of it (clean Nick-less), is available on their current album, ’Collect All Five!. Get ’Collect All Five! here on iTunes > At 103:14 we played Final Moment by DOWNFALL 2012 from their current EP album, A Look Into Every Man. Get it here on iTunes here > | 8/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.17 - Dick Lips & Nick S***s! | This week Nick the Vegan returns for yet another follow-up interview! Why the infamous original Nick has to interview for a job he created is beyond me?! (Those f*****s!) Meanwhile, Robby Cs busted chicklets ( other mysterious mouth lesions) cause him an early departure to visit his friendly neighborhood dirty-alley street oralologist. Lend us your ear this week to hear valiant tales of botched guardian angels, seductive science, Axel Foley, New Orleans street justice, tranny love! Join us, wont you?! .Bah, f**k it! Give us a listen anyway! ..please! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Email us at neverbuyastripperadrink@gmail.com or info@omega-prophet.com to get discounted tickets to the big homecoming DOWNFALL 2012 show at the Houston HOUSE OF BLUES Ω Ω During Nicks sack twist you heard ”Binary Sunset by Evil Genius Orchestra from the 1999 Star Wars lounge album, ’Cocktails In The Cantina. Get it here on iTunes > At the 19:30 mark you heard Tuck n Tape by Letters to Voltron from a 2006 live broadcast recording at KPFT in Houston, TX. At 59:26 you heard ”She Blinded Me With Science by Ex-Models from the 2006 compilation album, ’This Is Next Year: A Brooklyn Based Compilation. Get it here on iTunes > At 122:56 we played DOWNFALL 2012s version of ”Shots. Get a designated driver see them perform it live near you! At the end of the show you heard Nothings Gonna Stop Us Now by Starship from their 1987 album, No Protection. Get it here on iTunes here > | 7/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.16 - Yankee Doodle F@**%!$ | Well, s**t! We somehow survived the rapture there is no f*****g in the streets. How disappointing! After consuming all of the rations in our NBSD apocalypse-proof shelter weve decided that the coast was just clear enough to continue on with our episodic b******t jabber sessions we call a podcast. Unpack the honeymoon luggage from your recent trip to New York, there, Tephlonagus! Its time for them Yankee Doodle f@**%!$ of NBSD to make you feel beautiful proud to be a Merikan! Nick The Vegan once again twirls his sparklers in our direction for a very special 4th of July episode (even though today is July 8th. We know, a*****es!) Empty out your holes fill others with us, wont you .?! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Follow The Local Skanks current tour by visiting their site here > Ω Ω Ω At the 4:28 mark you heard You Cant Just S**t by Shat from their 2002 album The Best of Shat: The C**t Chronicles Get it here on iTunes > At 27:15 you heard ”A Girl Named Johnny Cash by Jane Morgan from the 2010 compilation album, ’Men In Black: The Johnny Cash Sound. Get it here on iTunes > At 109:45 we spun ”Gobble, Gobble Goo by Shat from their 2006 album, Cuntree. Get it here on iTunes here > At the end of the show you heard Nick Nick by The Grown Ups from the 1999 compilation album, Alright, This Time, Just The Girls. Get it here on iTunes here > Get SHATs new album, | 7/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.15 - One-Eyed Willies ‘Til The End | THE END IS NEIGH! According to a group of God nuts. This Saturday, May 21st, the world as we know it will cease to exist. The day of reckoning is upon us much sooner that expected! .Well, at least a good year a half sooner than those wacky pagan Mayans, right? Do you have what it takes to warp-zone to the next level? Have you been naughty or nice? Does it matter? Do you even believe in a mystical energy field that controls your destiny? Whether you do or dont, May 21st is just around the sinning corner. Spend your final moments with your pals at NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK one last time as we say goodbye to all creation . ironically, using that oh-so evil math science. Also, hear of Nicks premature hole-plugging prospects, preparing him for the desolate post-apocalyptic poon hunt. This week we are joined by Sauce NBSD hymen-ripping rookie, Nick, the Vegan!! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Ω Ω At the 46:22 mark you heard Neutron Dance by the The Pointer Sisters from their 1983 album Break Out Get it here on iTunes > At 110:02, you heard ”A Wolf in Jesus Skin by Polkadot Cadaver from their 2007 album, ’Purgatory Dance Party. Get ’Purgatory Dance Party here on iTunes > At the end of the show you heard ”Skull F**k by Shat from their 2006 album, Cuntree. Get their music on iTunes here > | 5/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.14 - Pussywhipped Satan | This week we worship our one true homegrown lord savior, Bill Hicks! Since all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, go ahead join us for an hour a half as we become one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. Consciously experience us break down the legendary stand-up comedy icons brief existence in our universe the legacy that he left behind. We also discuss the long awaited arrival of American: The Bill Hicks Story into U.S. movie theaters. YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS AMAZING DOCUMENTARY! This episode has it all! Suckin, f****n, every imaginable position! Join us, wont you?! Bill Hicks extravaganza discussions start at 30:56. (Just listen for the gunfire!) Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Heres a trailer for AMERICAN: THE BILL HICKS STORY The film is on a very limited theatrical run in the U.S. right now, but it IS also available via on-demand rental through Comcast, ATT U-Verse, Direct TV, Amazon Instant Video, iTunes! Rent AMERICAN: THE BILL HICKS STORY here on iTunes> Ω Ω Ω Throughout the show you heard various excerpts tracks by Bill Hicks, including: ”Artistic Roll Call Quiet Loner from his 1997 album, Rant In E-Minor. Get Rant In E-Minor here on iTunes> The ”Intro track from 2002s, ’Flying Saucer Tour, Vol. 1. Get it here on iTunes > ”Sex on Trial, Great Times on Drugs, Smoking from Relentless, released in 1992. Get Relentless on iTunes here > Marketing Advertising, ”Hooligans, Dont Talk For Me from his 1997 album, Arizona Bay. Get it on iTunes here > At the end of the show you heard ”Third Eye by Tool from their 1996 album Ænima. | 4/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.12 - H-Town Brown-Pounded! | BANDS OF THE HOUSTON AREA . CONSIDER THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! We boiled, simmered, sobered-up, then forgot. On Thursday we found a file on the NBSD mansions mainframe labeled forgotten studfarm episode. Confused, we slowly listened to the contents of the mysterious digital audio file. Astonished, we realized that wed actually recorded a drunken-rant of a podcast episode (w/ special guests, Monseigneur Diaz The Sauce) minutes after the big slippery OMEGA PROPHET six-way sex-blast show a couple of Saturday nights ago! After minimal debate one prayer to our deity of coin-flipped choice (best six out of nine), weve decided to release this episode to the public as a precautionary tale. Watch out for your cornholes never fall for the ole banana-in-the-tailpipe! Here, in its entirety, after heavy editing, is .H-Town Brown-Pounded! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Ω Ω At the 15:48 mark you heard Letters to Voltrons ”Backdoor Beauty from their brand spankin new album Robot Journey, available for only $10 at their shows. It will be available on iTunes Amazon.com soon At 42:34, you heard ”Bummer Pie by The Local Skank from their current album, ’Collect All Five!. Get ’Collect All Five! here on iTunes > At the end of the show you heard ”Shitkicker by The Atomic Bitchwax from their 1999 self-titled album. Get their music on iTunes here > | 4/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.11 – Hobo B*****bs For A Better Tomorrow! | This week we’re once again joined by Houston stand-up funny man, Danny Rios! This time he brings along some company it’s not a dead w***e, for a change! The NBSD mansion has swung open its rusty spur-of-a-backdoor to welcome in stand-up comedian, Steven Kendrick! Join us as we combine our resources develop an acceptable solution thats guaranteed to wipe-out the homeless unemployment epidemics off the face of the Earth forever! Also hear tales of sizing-up salvageable inheritances, mistaken sexuality, corporate communication douche-baggery, botched prank calls! All this more! .on NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK! Keep up with with Danny Rios Steven Kendricks stage appearances by visiting their Facebook pages or checking out houstoncomedyunion.com Houston Comedy Unions FB page HERE! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Ω During the song break (50:22), you heard ”That Girl by The Local Skank from their current album, ’Collect All Five!. Be sure to check them out at the huge OMEGA PROPHET six-way sex-blast show on April 2nd at Jet Lounge in Houston! Get ’Collect All Five! here on iTunes > At the 105:38 mark, you experienced ”Father’s Day ”Drug Policy at 119:17 by STEVEN KENDRICK from his CD, The Bootleg #1. Contact Steven on his Facebook fan page to get a copy. At the end of the show, we tore ass with ”Goofys Concern by Butthole Surfers from their 1993 album, Independent Worm Saloon Get it here on iTunes > | 3/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.10 - Holy Hairy Jolisode! | Guess who we found in a basket on the front steps of the NBSD mansion? Thats right, its JOLI! Shes finally gained full access to our half-assed jibber-jabber therapy session we call a podcast. Shes on our stained couch this week telling tales of hair, Texass warmest shower, holding heavy funbags. Also, hear about the latest bobbin hairy man-ass dance party from the big gay Letters to Voltron cd release show. Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Vote DF 2012 onto the Vans Warped Tour here > Ω At the song break (53:09) you heard ”Divinity by DOWNFALL 2012 from their new EP, A Look Into Every Man, available digitally on CD at their shows. Get it here > At the end of the show, you heard Joli, Joli, Joli by Luis Mariano from the 2006 compilation album, Tableau Dhonneur De La Chanson Française De Lannée 1952. Get it here > | 3/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.09 - Not Necessarily the News | Take you back, do-do-do-doo. TAKE YOU BAAACK!! Were back to remind you of the inspirational magic thats hidden in your black soulless hearts! Ya notice recently that from the moment you wake up til the moment you hit the hay, you are bombarded with Charlie Sheens winning ways?! Its the only story that newscasts are covering these days. Does this mean that there is not a single other newsworthy event to report? Youll never know, cupcake, cause Carlos Estevezs exploits are a ratings ejaculation for the networks theyre not backing down any time soon. Why has celebrity gossip gradually taken over the bulk of local national news broadcasts? If you can pull yourself away from Charlies UStream wig-flip-athons festive Tweets, give us a hear to see if we can pin-point where it all went wrong. Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. At the song break (43:15) you heard Letters to Voltrons ”Question Answer Die! (featuring Dan of DOWNFALL 2012) from their brand spankin new album Robot Journey, available for only $10 at their shows. It will be available on iTunes Amazon.com soon You heard ”Take You Back (Tough Gym) at 21:58 ”Take You Back at 123:01 by FRANK STALLONE from the Rocky III soundtrack album released in 1982. Get it on iTunes here > At the end of the show, you heard ”Take You Back (Acapella) by FRANK STALLONE from his 2006 EP, Take You Back. Get it on iTunes here > Ω Ω | 3/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.08 - Five-Pills Mad & Unacceptable! | This week Nicks sack is ultra-twisted! Hes FIVE-PILLS MAD!!! THATS UNACCEPTABLE!!! Monseigneur Diaz is in tha house, breaking down his recent shift in power! Robby Cs dick-throat seems to have cleared, John Wayne is still a PUSSYWILLOW! Also, hear the acceptable unacceptable aspects of cheating wives, electric shenanigans, whats left of workers rights, much much more! This week on NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Peek in on Reverend Butter Buddy Rasmussen as Team: Texas Chainsaw Massacre sculpts the massive White Rabbit piece at the 2011 World Ice Art Championship in Fairbanks, Alaska here: icealaska.com/component/zoo/item/mbsite-05-2.html! During the song break (56:32), you heard ”Safety First by OPPOSITE DAY from their 2007 album, Safety First. Get it on iTunes here > At the end of the show, you heard ”The Godfather (Theme) by SATANS PILGRIMS from their 2005 best of album, Plymouth Rock. Get it on iTunes here > Ω | 3/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.07 - Sprinkle-Dickin’ Disney & Whatnots | Another lazy Sunday leads to mindless rants on the modern Disney era, the haunted remains of MySpace, any other direction the Sauce splashes. Robby C. is out this week with an alleged case of dick-throat, so the Sauce takes his place behind the mic! If you hear a faint rustling in the woods tonight, have no fear. Its only Sprinkle-Dick spreadin dick-glittered joy to all good boys n girls! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Ω Ω During the first song break (11:16), you heard ”Ditty Diego (War Chant) by The Monkees from their 1968 soundtrack album, Head. Get it on iTunes here > During the second song break (60:56), you heard ”I Sit Down When I Pee by Tim Eric from their 2008 album, Awesome Record, Great Songs. Get it on iTunes here > At the end of the show, you heard ”Octopus On Fire by Horse The Band from their 2005 album, The Mechanical Hand. Get it on iTunes here > | 2/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.06 - Is There Anybody Out There? | HOLY HOT S**T! John Wayne Robby C. are back! Now we can get back to doing what we do best; polluting the internets with our classless jibber-jabber of wussified woes! This week we analyze the struggle of an artist’s desire to be accepted by the public. Our audience is out there somewhere. We just don’t know where? Some bands have an easy time establishing a following, while some can go their entire careers lurking in the darkness of the lonely underground. At what point should this discouragement lead to packing it up calling it quits? Find out this week on NeVeR BuY A STRiPPER A DRiNK! ….You DO listen to this podcast, right? …Is so, please suggest us to another unknowing soul out there. We’ve got nothing to lose we’re not quitting, dammit! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Ω During the song break (54:09), you heard ”When Youre Fat by Bruce McCulloch (of Kids In The Hall) from his out-of-print 1995 album, Shame-Based Man. At the end of the show you experienced ”Waving My Dick In The Wind by WEEN from their 1997 album, The Mollusk. They are currently on tour hopefully they come to Houston? “Like” their Facebook page see if they’re coming to YOUR town! Get The Mollusk on iTunes here > | 2/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.05 - Battle of the Crotches, Belly-Buttons, Mouths, & Brains | BOO of Downfall 2012 F****N LAUR LAUR are back again, this time to replace John Wayne Robby C, whom I assume were renewing their vows at some romantic resort somewhere? Also gracing the mansion, are Reeves of STAMOS supa-sexy/employee of the month, hot Ashley! This week we start from the crotch work out way up to the noggin with various feats of strength questionable, but pleasurable sensations! Are women more intelligent than men or just more alert of the obvious? Have we discovered the male c******s or are we dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight? Give us a listen, sweet cheeks find out! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Heres more crotch dangling danger discussed during a song break: Ω Ω At the first song break (24:24) you heard Signed, Sealed, Delivered (Im Yours) by Stevie Wonder from his 1970 album, of the same name. GET IT HERE: During the 2nd song break (57:37), we played Velvet Alley by Strung Out from their 2002 album, An American Paradox. GET IT HERE: At the end of the show you heard Enemy Sex by Evergreen Terrace from their 2009 album, Almost Home. GET IT HERE: | 1/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.04 - Cleaning Up The Streets! | BOO of Downfall 2012 F****N LAUR LAUR are back with a vengeance!!! Gather around listen up as they break down a recent face-breakin scuffle that went down near the Downfall 2012 headquarters. Robby C is M.I.A. this week so be prepared for complete sentences, an almost entirely truck-less episode! Also, halfway through the show we realize that its our two-year anniversary! Who woulda thunk wed make it this far?! Join us for our first new episode of the new year! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. John Waynes cross-eyed demon of a pussy got all irritated evil on us this week! Check out the grainy footage of Feline-Lucifer captured seconds after the conclusion of the show: - At the song break (47:55) you heard Cream of the Crop by Cattle Decapitation from their 1999 album, Human Jerky. GET IT HERE: At the end of the show you heard F*****g Hostile by Pantera from their 1992 album, Vulgar Display of Power. GET IT HERE: | 1/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.03 - In Through The Out Hole, …or Chuck F***s! | This week we are once again joined by the Sauce, who greased our axles just enough to jibber-jabber about dick-gliding, children cartoon innuendo, Christmas party crashing recent Letters to Voltron The Be Sharps shows. Protect your holes, but trust us with the ones that matter the most. Your hear-holes! Give us a listen! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. Heres a taste of Robby Cs intoxication celebration at a recent Letters to Voltron show at Crazy Frogs in Houston: And of course, heres Boo of Downfall 2012 making love to a turkey leg as The Be Sharps play on at the Lights in the Heights street festival! At the end of the show you heard Departure by Project Armageddon from their new album, Departure. GET IT HERE: | 12/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.02 - As Long As It’s Wet! | HEAR! Tales of MALFUNCTION, LOSS DESTRUCTION! As long as its wet, were all cool-n-tha-gang wit it! Were back, yet again, again, with a whole lotta more of nothing to say! P********a, shitting in skunks, Mister Rodgers Neighborhood, pussywillow road rage, naked chain swingin, literally FINGERS IN THE A*****E!!! Lend us your ear borrow a feeling as we are joined by Brad Sauce for our continuing adventures * If anyone sees a person that you dont recognize with OMEGA PROPHET swag, let us know! Leave us a voicemail or post on our Facebook wall. Someones neck is scheduled for a-dickin! Leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. During the song break (1:10:50), you heard I Dont Believe In Santa Claus by The Vandals from their 1996 Christmas album, Oi To The World. Celebrate the soulless season! GET IT HERE: At the end of the show you heard Santa Claus Wont Come This Year by Charlie Stewart from the 2004 Christmas compilation album, Papa Aint No Santa Clause, Mama Aint No Christmas Tree. GET IT HERE: Dont forget to get your tics for the huge OMEGA PROPHET HOLIDAY BASH on December 18th (@ MANGOS CAFE) at $10, ALL AGES!! | 12/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit4.01 - One Inch Dick-Doorin’ It | Welp, were back for another f**k-stuffed season full of thrills, shrills, nils! This week we sit down with Roky Moon Jeoaf of 2009s Houston Press Best New Act award winner, ROKY MOON BOLT! These young chaps are the hot new s**t! Dont believe us? Hear for yourself, sweet-cheeks, as we break down their influences, criminal backgrounds, sweet sweeet savory new projects. Also hear of the exciting whereabouts of long-lost Canadian Doug. Let us know what ya think of ROKY MOON BOLT! or add to any of our meat-headed rants by hitting up the CHAINSAW MEMORIAL PUSSY-GROUT HOTLINE @ (206)339-7771. During the song break (32:21), you heard Hot Saturday Night by ROKY MOON BOLT!. You also experienced A Monster Came Out of the Woods at the end of the show. Get their new self-titled album from Homeskool Rekordz ZenHill Records at their show on Saturday night, November 27th at THE MINK (3718 Main St., Houston, TX. FREE SHOW!), soon at Houston area music shops. | 11/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitInterview w/ Devin The Dude @ FunFunFunFest 2010 in Austin,TX | On my recent road trip out to Austin for the FunFunFun Fest 2010, I was drenched in sticky-icky gooey excitement to catch a Devin the Dude show! After his set, I descended down from the huge-mongous cloud of puffy-uffy smoke that billowed over the sea of people that made up his audience was able to snag an interview with him. Recalling our recent science experiment gone goo-goo, on episode 3.19-Weed Science, I decided to get his take on legal weed, herbal/botanical incense, or whatever you wanna call this temporarily available mystery substance. Give a listen to this interview/mini-sode featuring Devin The Dude: If youre in the Houston area, dont forget to catch Devin the Dude at Warehouse Live on November 24th. For those that arent hip to tha tip, Devin The Dude is H-Towns lyrical master of weed f**k anthems. He entered the scene about fifteen years ago as part of Odd Squad on Rap-A-Lot Records (the label responsible for blasting The Geto Boys onto the scene back in tha day). Since then, he has released about a dozen or so solo compilation albums has stemmed a massive underground following. His works, such as Doobie Ashtray, RB(Reefer Beer), Sticky Green, Motha, Nothin To Roll With celebrate the trials tribulations of pot-head grand adventure. When hes not pimpin the herb, hes marinates us with soppy-wet panty-droppin ballads of raunchy bliss! If you like Too Short, Snoop Dogg, /or Outkast, give Devin The Dude a dime of your time! Over the years he has collaborated with other lyrically acute hip-hop acts such as Scarface, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Nas, Andre 3000, Xzibit, Lil Wayne, Tech N9ne, De La Soul; as well as fellow Houston rappers, Chamillionaire, Bun B(UGK), Slim Thug. Heres a lil something I snatched up from his set at the festival w/ my trusty FlipCam: Throughout the interview you heard . .segments from If I Did A Mix Tape Mixtape II available on Devin the Dudes 2008 compilation album, Smoke Sessions, Vol. 1 Doobie Ashtray from his 2002 album, Just Tryin ta Live . What I Be On from Devins current album, Suite 420 | 11/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.24 - Drug Down To The Last Drop | You know when youre taking a dump you feel the weight of sadness. You may feel exhausted, hopeless anxious. Things just dont feel like they used to. Whatever you do, that urge from another source can ruin your picnic! This is a serious medical condition affecting over twenty million Americans. The cause is unknown but, if untreated, it may lead to red ass, penguining, standing delivering, sack twist, sometimes blooming onion(which could result in pink eye). Prescription NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK podcast works to correct this imbalance. You just shouldnt have to feel this way anymore. NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK podcast is not for everyone. People blinded by mass marketing hype shouldnt listen to NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK. Side effects may include dry mouth, insomnia, finger in the a*****e, splinter dick, mega-pus, drive-time erection, nipple-dick, titticles, wundamuffin, poon-jab, mouth-breatherism, labia tickle, melting snowman, going to the office, making someone feel beautiful!, f**k-fighting, dickin ‘em out, urge from another source. NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK podcast is habit forming. Talk to your web administrator about NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK podcast, the number one prescribed brand of its kind. NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK podcast, when you know more about whats wrong, you can help make it right! 37:50 - Our pharmaceutical/prescription & synthetic drug discussion starts Thanks to drunk Joli for leaving a voicemail this week. Youre an inspiration to all of us, shugah! YOU too can leave us a message to be played on the show by calling the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! @ (206)339-7771. During the song break (33:12), you heard I Want A New Drug by Huey Lewis & The News from their 1983 album, Sports. Follow this link to get it from iTunes. > At the end of the show (106:10), you heard I Dont Like the Drugs (But the Drugs Like Me) by Marilyn Manson from its 1998 album, Mechanical Animals. Follow this link to get it from iTunes. > This week, we gave props to GONZO247 of Aerosol Warfare (aerosolwarfare.com), Mojeaux from DaScents (dascents.com/), the Houston Greek Festival (greekfestival.org). | 10/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.23 - One Brew Sober: The Poo-Poo Fest?! | This week, we reminisce way back to the good (or bad?) ole day that we spent at the Brewmasters International Beer Festival on the island of Galveston, TX. The festival took place at the glamorous Moody Gardens Hotel Convention Center, held on September 2nd-6th. Hear our man-on-the-street approach as we reveal the innards outtards of a somewhat two-faced summer beer festival. Nick Ramey scoped the outside with the petty commoners while Robby C the Sauce embedded themselves inside the pampered chambers that catered to the more fortunate. 45:33 - Beer festival discussion brewery interviews begins Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. *If you would like more information on the breweries that we interviewed, herere links to their sites: Stone Brewing Company. - stonebrew.com Del Papa Distributing - delpapabud.com Saint Arnold Brewing Company - saintarnold.com Southern Star Brewing Company - southernstarbrewery.com Voice Restaurant Lounge at Hotel Icon Houston - hotelicon.com/voice-restaurant During the song break (42:02), you heard Beer by Reel Big Fish from their 1996 album, Turn the Radio Off. Follow this link to get it from iTunes. -> | 9/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.22 - What F****d the Video Star? | Are the once revolutionary music videos that shaped our youths still relevant in this modern era? Mtv (formally MUSIC TELEVISION) doesnt think so . well, unless theres paper to stack into their vaults of reality show profits. This week we take a look at the past, present, future of music videos. Sure, video killed the radio star, but who or what exactly f****d over the video star? Because of half, half-assed planning its just the three of us this week. Tune in next week for our big Brewmasters International Beer Festival brew ha-ha . or brew ho-hum? Until then, grab yourself a brew listen to this unmotivated jibber-jabber as you hang off the figurative cliff. Join us, wont you? Music video discussion starts at 42:23 Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. During the song break (38:26), you heard Satan Gave Me A Taco by Beck from his out-of-print 1994 album, Stereopathetic Soulmanure. | 9/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.21 - Nickless-sode or The Maniacal Music Label Machine | Ever wonder what exactly it is that characterizes a type of music as a certain genre? Ever try to dismantle the intangible essence of something that is wholly and entirely subjective? Well, we did and we suggest that you probably dont, but if you want to know what it would be like then we DO suggest that you listen to this episode. Nicks away on a super secret mission but Robby C, JW, The Sauce, Apple step up to the challenge as they discuss what does, doesnt, did, was and will give music a label. We feel some comments coming on so call the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot Line at (206)339-7771 to let us know where you weigh in! During the song break (58:23), you heard Its Hydro, Oh by Opposite Day available on their album, What Is Is?, available at their shows or by clicking on the cover below. | 9/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.20 - Be Shat & Van Damned! | Welp, those crazy kids of The Be Sharps STAMOS finally made it back to Texas from the GULF-COAST CRAP TOUR. While disaster was their co-pilot, they made it home alive! This week weve got Jimmy, Kris, Eddie of The Be Sharps! Also in the house, weve got their road handler, Atom with a T. Welcome the boys back with moving tales of action, adventure, intrigue! Got your seatbelts on? Okey-dokey Dr. Jones! Hold on to your potatoes! Hear we go! During this week’s song break (23:36) you heard The Horror By STAMOS Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. | 8/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.19 - Weed Science | Just like many of you, weve noticed the new wave of legal synthetic, smokable, herb showing up at more gatherings these days. Many of you are familiar with K2 others. This week we decide to guinea pig ourselves out try a blend called Mojeaux live on the show, in the name of science! Listen, in a chemically induced stupor, as we struggle to focus long enough to unravel the legal controversies behind the sale of these botanical herbal incense packets. Apple Sauce volunteer this week as test subjects. Does this s**t really work? Is it worth the cost, or are we better off spending our paper-stacks on the real deal? Join us hear the remarkable results of our little experiment. Lord knows we cant remember any of it! 48:51 - synthetic weed discussion 56:40 - experiment begins During this week’s song break (47:12) you heard She Likes Mayo More Than Mustard By The Be Sharps available on their 7 split vinyl release, S**T SANDWHICH, available at their live shows these fine Houston area record stores: VINAL EDGE, SOUND EXCHANGE, CACTUS MUSIC Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. | 8/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.18 - SexASS Chainsaw Massacred? | This week is a somber week for us here at NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK. Our dear friend, CHAINSAW CHIC of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBYs BRAWLERS is reaching the end of one long, winding track preparing to Emilio Estevez another. Can Marty Sauces blow-dance birthday surprises save the day? Find out on this weeks episode! We are also joined by the machismo-tastic, megalomaniac MR. CHAINSAW of Cupcake Reacharound! Join us. Wont you? During this week’s song break (50:18) you heard GERMAN LEATHER F*****G By Cupcake Reacharound from their May 2010 practice. Heres a video of that moment in time: Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. Also! If youre in the Houston area, be sure to catch Omega Prophets own Ramey OBrien as he hits the stage on Monday, August 9th at Sherlocks in River Oaks. Show starts at 9:30, 21 up. No cover, cheap drinks!!! 1952 W. Gray St. Houston, TX 77019. | 8/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.17 - The RENfest-isode | Well, it finally happened! The lovely Red Ren collected enough gold coins to gain back-door access to the NBSD Mansion. Youve heard her voice on episodes 1.16 - Gotta’ Get Back in Time . . .”, 2.18 - “Do You Know What Today Is? It’s Our Anniversary”, countless voicemails. Now, hear her angelic airings here on episode 3.17 - The RENfest-isode”! We are also joined Kris Jett of The Be Sharps as we pound back shots of a very peculiar Dominican potpourri-type rum titillate each other with school girl gossip of the (then) state of Lindsey Lohan, repairing vaginal tears, toilet sex! Check it out! Its terRENfic!!! During this week’s song break (54:23) you heard Grande from the 2005 Letters to Voltron self-titled album, available at their live shows. Share your comments for this episode here on our forum. Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. If youre in the Houston area, be sure to come out to Big Johns Ice House on Saturday, July 24th, 2010 to see The Be Sharps live to support the those oh-so-sexy MACHETE BETTIES of HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY. 2640 Briar Forest Dr. Houston, TX 77077 Will CHESTER Q. PENNYWORTH follow the same dark path that his uncle MARBLET did years ago? Find out here: | 7/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.16 - AMERICA! F**K ON! | Awwwshit yall! Its the 4th of July the NBSD mansion is full of patriotic panache! This week we are joined once agian by Monseigneur Diaz comedian Ramey OBrien as we analyze our countrys current state ongoing progression. Are we all f****d or do we just pass that matzo ball onto our unaccounted for seedlings?! Find out, this week, on NEVER BUY A STRIPPER A DRINK!!! Our AMERICA discussion begins at 50:45. During this week’s song break (40:10) you heard a snippet of D.P. from the 2006 Letters to Voltron album, G.R.O.W.L.; available at their live shows. Share your comments for this episode here on our forum. Also, leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. If youre in the Houston area, be sure to head out to SHERLOCKS every Sunday Monday night for mouth-breather suffocating stand-up comedy. Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, pick-up the all new 7 split vinyl release, S**T SANDWHICH, by Letters to Voltron The Be Sharps available at their live shows these fine Houston area record stores: VINAL EDGE, SOUND EXCHANGE, CACTUS MUSIC Get this sweet SOUL GLO tee at 6Dollar Shirts for only $6! *Click on image below to visit 6Dollar Shirts. | 7/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.11–3.15 - America’s Hot New Difficult Listening Sensation | This week we find ourselves remarkably comfortable and unprepared all at the same time as our discussion topics range from the relevantly topical to the left field, WTF? b.s. that this show seems to be rooted in. As we hit the reset button several times we finally settle in to an actual cognizant conversation about the ever growing oil spill right in our own backyard, and how it is and soon will be effecting us. Remember, speaker wire, pocket pussies and condoms all require petroleum in their production . . . During this week’s break you heard a snippet from DANNY RIOSS set performed at SHERLOCKS on June 6th. Leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771. If youre in the Houston area, be sure to head out to SHERLOCKS every Sunday Monday night for mouth-breather suffocating stand-up comedy, courtesy of the HOUSTON COMEDY UNION Treat yourself right without touching yourself for a change, pick-up the all new 7 split vinyl release, S**T SANDWHICH, by Letters to Voltron The Be Sharps available at their live shows these fine Houston area record stores: VINAL EDGE, SOUND EXCHANGE, CACTUS MUSIC | 6/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.10 - Public S**t-Chat | HOLY S**T! We are so full of s**t, this week, our a*****es are crowning with conversation! Pinch one off in public when listening to this one, cause thats what were talkin bout, Willis! Whats on your checklist of precautions when it come to shitting in a public setting? Do you worry about upsetting the bliss of fellow humans that surround you? Could you give a s**t? Hell, they knew what they were gettin into when they decided to enter the public s*****r! Join us as we drop tha NBSD bomb on shitting in public! School, work, airports, coffee shops, dumpsters, plastic shopping bags are some of our favorites! Leave us a voicemail on the Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline with your public end-tales! (206)339-7771 This week’s song break track was BATH TIME from RobbyCs Bakefest Featuring Pots and Pans Vol. 1-2. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771 | 6/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 43 | ExplicitVideoGERMAN*LEATHER*F*****G! - Cupcake Reacharound video | Check it out! Fresh outta the camp oven, comes MR. CHAINSAW THE CUPCAKE REACHAROUNDs latest groove, GERMAN*LEATHER*F*****G: Click below to cum to the CUPCAKE layer: If this video offends you, let the boys know via the CUPCAKE REACHAROUND forum thread or leave us a voicemail on our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy-Grout Hotline @ (206)339-7771 | 5/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.09 - Titty Tales, part 1: The Nipplesode | This week we start the first in a multi-part series dealing with a subject very near and dear to our hearts; T*****s! From the Guns of Naverone to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee we cover it all with admiration and no discrimination. Marty Sauce and returning guest Damien Marcos join us as we delve into our past to determine what shaped our love and respect for the might mammary! This week’s song break track was A*****E by The Be Sharps. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771 The Fleshlight - Sex Toy For MenFrom: Vibrators.com | 5/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.08 - Westbound While Brown? Not Me! | WAR! .Is what almost erupted in the NBSD mansion this week! Tempers were a-flarin as we attempted to break down our views of the recently passed, controversial, Arizona immigration law. We are joined by Damian Marcos comedian, Ramey OBrien. Then, we dive out of their way as they start demanding to see each others IDs! Does a winner emerge from this shouting match? Do any of us get detained then deported? Only one way to find out, sweet-cheeks! Dont turn your nose up on this episode! Listen with the one you love then debate whos really in control when the bajowskis start happening! Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771 Check out Ramey OBrien doing what he does: | 5/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.07 - “Ya’ Can’t Sacrifice The Groove” | This week, were once again joined by the fellas from TYRANT VIRUS. Gather around as we probe Reeves, Watner, Caleb for their origins influences. Also, hear Caleb share a cuming-of-age experience from his recently held high school prom. Find out if any of us get knocked up on this enchanted evening! This weeks songbreak track is Smith Wesson Are Family Names by TYRANT VIRUS Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771 | 5/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.06 - Heavy Metal Make-Out! | Our favorite guests (or at least most frequent), Boo of DOWNFALL 2012 F****n Laur Laur, return to the NBSD couch to shoot tha s**t, yet again! We are also joined by NBSD newbie, Ashley, who happens to bring some heavy metal magic into our otherwise Phil Collins lives. Its sure to be a scream as we discuss, robot armies, artistic relevance, and a myriad societal failings! Download HAREM FESTIVALS new song, Analogous Affinity now for FREE! Click image below for free download! Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or leave us a voicemail at our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771 | 4/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 48 | ExplicitVideoHarem Festival Studio Update 9 | Guitars get laid and the blue tape makes a return appearance for added protection! Download HAREM FESTIVALS new song, Analogous Affinity now for FREE! Click image below for free download! Talk s**t about John Wayne, James, Ryan in our HAREM FESTIVAL forum here or leave us a voicemail on our CHAINSAW MEMORIAL PUSSY-GROUT HOTLINE @ (206)339-7771 | 4/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 49 | CleanVideo‘APOCAYPTO’ - DLG Ice video | On a desolate day in March of 2010, REVEREND BUTTER trekked his way through the radioactive elements of post-apocalyptic-era Houston to demonstrate an art that may one day be the last salvation of Earth: ICE! Accept REVEREND BUTTER as your only hope for survival. Have him create something special for your party or event. You can scour the remains ruins of H-town for him, but its much easier to call him at DLG ICE FACTORY @ (713)633-4603 The performance filmed here took place at the Houston SPACETAKERS 6th Annual Gala: APOCALYPTO on March 20th, 2010. http://www.spacetaker.org Shot chopped by Nick Poncio | 4/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.05 - Did You Just Call These Chicks Broads? | Ahhh! The benefits of telling people we have a podcast! (We have to tell em. No one really listens to it. Right?) This week we conned three lovely ladies of the HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY to roll up take the couch! Enjoy the inside scoop sexy hip checks, as provided by BEVERLY KILLS of the BAYOU CITY BOSSE$, CHAINSAW CHIC NIGHTMARE ON EM STREET of THE BRAWLERS. Find out if we fly too close to the sun get our asses turned inside-out. Also in tha crib is MR. CHAINSAW Kris Jett of The Be Sharps! Dont be a dick. Join us! Wont you? Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or leave us a voicemail on our Chainsaw Memorial Pussy Grout Hot-line! (206)339-7771 Get your HOUSTON ROLLER DERBY tickets HERE! | 4/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.04 - Tattoos, Political Correctness, and You . . . | This week award winning Houston Tattoo artist Sean Ozz Oliver sits in as our very special guest to tell us all about his tattooing experience and to do what he does best. Thats right, our very own pussy willow, John Wayne, gets all inked up during the recording of this episode. Also, the guys undergo ethnic re-assignment surgery (so to speak) when they get wind of how theyre sexy voices make them sound to other people. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 | 4/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 52 | ExplicitVideoDanny Rios @ FITZGERALD’S on St. Patrick’s Day | A snippet from the St. Patricks Day show @ Fitzgeralds. | 4/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.03 - Unidentifiable Nuts: The Great Austin Road Trip | Your old pals Letters to Voltron and The Be Sharps went to Austin during SXSW (South by SouthWest for you mouth-breathers) to play an off-festival show. It seemed like a good idea at the time, but quickly went south when happenstance and bitter cold decided to bite half of us in the ass. Did our heroes survive? Tune in to find out! L2V are joined by Mr. Chainsaw to tell the tale of GWAR and barbershop music on the long ride home. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 | 3/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 54 | CleanVideo‘WHO AM I?’ - DLG Ice Video | On March 24th, 2010 REVEREND BUTTER was invited to be a guest on KHOUs GREAT DAY HOUSTON hosted by Deborah Duncan. The topic for the show was What Makes You Famous? Reverend Butter answered the riddle the only way he knows how; by slicin, dicin, sacrificin!! Have Reverend Butter create something special for your party or event. Call DLG ICE FACTORY @ (713)633-4603 Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our REVEREND BUTTER forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. | 3/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.02 - Happy Rapeisode Day! | ENTER: MARTY-SAUCE! We are proud to introduce to the world, Letters to Voltrons new skin-beater, Marty-sauce!! And now that youre gaining consciousness after that wild St. Patricks Day chug-a-thon, gather around listen up! This week were celebrating our cultures obsession with celebrating holidays, especially if we have no idea why the day is celebrated in the first place! Also, Reverend Butter returns to share freshly thawed tales of the 2010 Ice Art Championship in Alaska. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 | 3/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 56 | CleanVideo‘Building Blocks’ - DLG Ice Video | Heres a peek behind the scenes of the 2010 Ice Art Championship in Fairbanks, Alaska. Team: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE brought home 6th place with their entry, CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES. Call DLG ICE FACTORY for a unique piece to accommodate your party or event. (713)633-4603. Day One is performed by DOWNFALL 2012s. TEAM TEXAS is: BUDDY RASMUSSEN -Team Captain Clay Rasmussen REVEREND BUTTER Dan Hollywood Rebholz Get DOWNFALL 2012s self-titled album here on iTunes: Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our REVEREND BUTTER forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. | 3/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 57 | ExplicitVideoHAREM FESTIVAL Studio Sessions - part 6 | Them HAREM FESTIVAL boys mix it up with Karim and Chubbs in another session dedicated to drums. Ryan one take jakes this one with a fresh, new molestache to boot! Talk s**t about John Wayne, James, Ryan in our HAREM FESTIVAL forum here or leave us a voicemail @ (206)339-7771 | 3/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit3.01 - NUDE ERECTIONS | Were back once again after a break from our year anniversary show! With the party over and the walks of shame behind us, were ready to violate your ear canals with our wily, uncircumcised love. This week were joined by comic extraordinaire, and host of the Houston Roller Derby, DANNY RIOS. Hes been on Last Comic Standing and was voted Funniest Man in Houston, so why he wants to come on our show is beyond us. Thanks to everyone for coming back to listen as we begin a season that we hope will suck slightly less than the last one. Find out when DANNY RIOS other great Houston area comedians are on stage by visiting the HOUSTON COMEDY UNION page. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 | 3/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 59 | ExplicitVideo‘LETTERS TO VOLTRON’ Hit The Studio to Start New Album! | Your old pals LETTERS TO VOLTRON, (and co-hosts of NBSD) are in the studio working on the new album! Also, we welcome Marty to the fold as well as his glorious sauce! | 3/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 60 | CleanVideo‘GONNA’ FLY NOW!’ - DLG Ice Video | Ya wanna see helicopters? Ill show you helicopters! Nothing is impossible to REVEREND BUTTER! Your ideas can become reality in ice! Hit him up at the DLG ICE FACTORY for a unique piece to accommodate your party or event. (713)633-4603. | 3/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.18 - “Do You Know What Today Is? It’s Our Anniversary” | Well, not exactly? Ya see our first episode was posted way back on January 4th, 2009. As usual, were sixer short, a month late! Oh well. Juneteenth, I guess? Anywhoo, This episode is pure chaos. We cant make heads or tails of it, so here ya go! Enter at your own risk. A handful of veteran guests return to fondle our berries as we probe each other until everyone is sore. Keep your hear-holes open for Boo of Downfall 2012, the Chrises a Keleb from TYRANT VIRUS, Kris, Jimmy, Eddo of The Be Sharps, Reverend Butter, Curvy Corvette Nas-Tee Bone of THE HOUSTON PARTY BRIGADE, many more! Join us, wont you? We understand if you wont. Yeeeesh! Its a real train-wreck! or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 | 2/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.17 - Groin Pains or The Daddy Load? | 2010 IS THE YEAR TO WIN! . or not? You decide. This week were joined again by Boo from Downfall 2012 F****n Laur Laur! To stay warm, we contemplate the lesser of two very evil disturbing scenarios. Now with 74% more crotch mutilation! (Ugh! Makes me squirm recalling the the tension in the room! I cant hold your hand any further. Youre on your own!) Cum right in hear the freak-show! or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 Heres a peek behind the curtain: | 1/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.16 - The Ice Man Cometh . . . Back! | The illustrious Reverend Butter returns to the NBSD couch this week to let us in on all of the madcap adventures that have ensued since his debut on TLCs Chainsaw Ice Sculptors. The hits keep coming on the voice mail line, and Nick asks time and time again about what 2010 holds for all of us. We wrap up the new year in style as we turn in our final episode of 2009 with one of our favorite guests, so wrap up in a warm blanket and listen to this one with someone you love . . . Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) | 12/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.15 - Suckin’ Satan’s Pecker: The Great ‘Sell Out’ | This week we join the race in the great internet money grab by adding affiliates to our site. Dont worry though, these products we wholeheartedly endorse. You know your good old pals at Never Buy a Stripper a Drink wouldnt steer you wrong . . . Anyway, join us as we discuss the art of selling out, whether we have or have not sold out, ourselves. Have we been kicked off the artistic roster for good? Let us know what you think about all this hullabaloo by giving us a jingle at (206)339-7771. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771 or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) | 12/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.14 - Doorbustin’ Loose in the Name of the Lord | Does Thanksgiving Day give you a raging hard-on? For, In just a few sweet hours, youll be stomping down some fragile, weaklings & be the first one in to clamp your grubby mitts onto a cheaply produced flat-screen t.v. at a rock bottom price! Its okay that four people died in the stampede. After all, this consumer-gasmic event is all in the name of the lord, right? Hell, if Jesus was alive today, hed karate-chop you in the throat to beat you to that $75 laptop.(which is running Widows Vista & possibly sporting a defunct HD-DVD burner. S**t, Wal-Marts got a mountain of these piled-up in a warehouse somewhere. Why not mark em down & pass em off off to some poor chump that thinks hes getting over on the full-price-paying public!) Tis the season to shop til you drop; come to, & shop some more! Join us this week as we attempt to analyze Americas unconscious obsession with Black Friday & Doorbuster retail sales. BOO & CASEY of Downfall 2012 are in the house, (mostly because they thought we were having a sale) to share in on some yuletide terror! Special musical guest, the Avant Garde John Richard. *By the way, does anyone find it strange that every greenback of our non-gold-backing currency has the statement IN GOD WE TRUST boldly printed on the back? A majority of us claim to worship an invisible man in the sky, but I do believe the almighty dollar is our one true god. As the celestial David Lee Roth once stated, Everybody Wants Some! Baby, how Bout You? Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) **RETAIL & SERVICE INDUSTRY WORKERS dont forget to leave us a voicemail with your s****y customer stories. HOLIDAY SHOPPERS dont forget to leave us a voicemail with your a*****e store clerk terror tales. (206)339-7771 | 12/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.12 - “TOILET-TV GENERATION” PARTY TONIGHT! | Was Al Bundy personally responsible for bringing on the trend of sitcoms with no redeeming moral value, or lesson to be learned? We think so, and whole-heartedly salute him for his hard work. This week we discuss sitcoms that dont try to teach us anything about respect or values, and just be funny in all their selfish glory. Dont forget to call us to chime in on this one! Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) . also, dont forget to come out to the OMEGA PROPHET HOLIDAY BASH this Saturday, Dec. 5th at JET LOUNGE, (1515 Pease, downtown Houston, TX) starting @ 7 p.m.! Witness, in person, LETTERS TO VOLTRON, DOWNFALL 2012, HAREM FESTIVAL, THE HIDDEN IMAGES, TYRANT VIRUS, THE BE SHARPS, SUGARBALL EXPRESS, along with ice sculptured shot-blocks by REVEREND BUTTER of the DLG ICE FACTORY a V.I.P. lounge hosted by the sexy ladies of HOUSTON PARTY BRIGADE! Be there, or f**k off!!! | 12/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.13 - DONKEY KICKS & TRIPLE-SPLITS: P.B. INVASION II | Sooooo, the sweet-assed ladies of PARTY BRIGADE stumble home, drunk on a late Tuesday night demand the mics, the NBSD mansion, the show! Join the curvy Corpus, the titillating T-Bone, a pants-less Corvette as they sexy up this joint for a change! Curl up with your favorite cocktail get ready to choose your own adventure with PARTY BRIGADE! The ladies rule this week, so check it out and let us know if they get our jobs! *NBSD is not responsible for blown minds, busted eardrums, or any other bodily functions that result from this episode. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) Also, dont forget to come out to the OMEGA PROPHET HOLIDAY BASH this Saturday, Dec. 5th at JET LOUNGE, (1515 Pease, downtown Houston, TX) starting @ 7 p.m.! Witness, in person, LETTERS TO VOLTRON, DOWNFALL 2012, HAREM FESTIVAL, THE HIDDEN IMAGES, TYRANT VIRUS, THE BE SHARPS, SUGARBALL EXPRESS, along with ice sculptured shot-blocks by REVEREND BUTTER of the DLG ICE FACTORY a V.I.P. lounge hosted by the sexy ladies of HOUSTON PARTY BRIGADE! Be there, or f**k off!!! | 12/1/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.11 - Hipster Squared | This week we return in all our glorious splendor to discuss hipsters, scenesters, scene kids, or whatever the hell it is you want to call them. Boo from Downfall 2012 and F*****g Lor Lor are with us to lend their perspective on the whole idea. Also, we have some very interesting voicemails to listen to including a very special shout out from across the pond. Keep those calls cumming! Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) . . | 11/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.10 - I’m Gonna’ Make You Feel Beautiful! | This week we have the guys from TYRANT VIRUS stop by to answer a typical question you would come to expect from your pals here at Never Buy a Stripper a Drink. Youll have to listen to find out what it is though. Also, we discuss the generation gap in cartoons these days and decide exactly which one of us was raised on pussy-willow s**t! PARTY BRIGADE checks in on voice mail, as well as a couple of other excitable friends, and we get some words of encouragement from Laur-Laur. Yup, just another jam packed fun week for us. Discuss or share your comments for CARTOONS OF CHILDHOOD PAST here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. or download: (right click(Ctrl-click for Mac), save link as) | 10/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit2.09 - Marge Simpson Frees ‘The Springfield Two!’ | Thats right everyone, Marge Simpson bears it all in Playboy this month and you can bet your good friends at Never Buy a Stripper a Drink were lined up at midnight to get their copies. Were joined by The Be Sharps and Monsignor Dees as we discuss the overall impact and significance this event and The Simpsons themselves have had on our lives. Discuss or share your comments for this topic here on our forum or voicemail us @ (206)339-7771. | 10/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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