NOBODY LIKES ONIONS
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Podcast Description
For over six years, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from Los Angeles and around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives. The shows range from engaging and serious, to silly and ridiculous. Listen to a few shows and we guarantee you'll be hooked.
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ExplicitNLO 762: Treasure Trolled | SEAN KLITZNER, world-famous actor, comedian and YouTube sensation, is back after a 6-month absence. He and Patrick talk about YouTube and the people who post comments, they cover a story about a woman attempting to marry a building, and Patrick gets trolled by a real life troll. Yep, lots of crazy people in this episode. [...] | 2/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 761: Lemon W***es | Comedian DANNY LOBELL and intern JUDY are here there and everywhere. They detail Patrick’s new weight gain strategy, watch funny porn intros, and share their experiences auditioning for TV roles. There’s also a news story about a town taken over by the Close Encounters soundtrack, Patrick and Judy get into a brouhaha about Adam Carolla [...] | 2/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 760: Bad Advice | PATRICK flys solo for OVER FOUR HOURS in this late night show. Patrick pops open the Jameson and takes calls from listeners. He talks about the Overdose and what’s coming soon for subscribers, he gives credit advice likes some low-rent Suze Orman, and talks to tattoo artist Cory in Long Island about the show NY [...] | 2/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 759: Pizza Proposal | JOSH DENNY and listener CHRIS are in the studio! Patrick tries to tie the knot using Pizza Hut’s Valentine’s Day promotion, there’s store order drama, tattoo talk, Creed talk, and more Judy failures. There’s also talk about how gays dress, and a crazy fan’s late night voicemails are played. Oh, and baseball equals corn. [...] | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 758: Starbuckin’ | BRIAN KING, ALLI BREEN and the new intern JUDY are here! They talk about the Grammy’s, hitting women, and Brian’s deaf girlfriend. Other topics include abortion, equal rights, Valentine’s day, Whitney Houston, college comedy tours, and dishwasher confusion. Judy fails at buying a MacBook, and Alli has nice nips and lots of cake crumbs. This [...] | 2/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 757: Parkour Couture | BRIAN KING is in the studio trying to cheer up sad Patrick, who is suicidal because of his current unfortunatisms, and some tax things and a lawsuit thing. Yeah, when it rains it pours. And when you eat raisins you snore. Patrick talks about his house in Forida, we watch people do the cinnamon challenge, [...] | 2/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 756: The Iowa Corn | Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don’t think that means there isn’t any funny. Patrick talks about getting a case of juice sent to him by a listener, and he single-handedly [...] | 2/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 755: That’s Gay | JOSH DENNY is here and we’re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words “gay” and “f****t” in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There’s funny stuff, too, but it’s fun to talk about these things in a [...] | 1/31/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 753: Sopapipas | BRIAN KING, SEAN and SHOOBY are in the studio, and it’s official SOPA/PIPA blackout day. Patrick gets a CB radio and it sucks. He’s mad about everything to do with it, and the only thing that can calm him down is some good old-fashioned iced tea. We revisit the No Cussing Club, and talk about [...] | 1/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 752: Gympact | TOM SEGURA is in the studio and we’re having a blast. That’s right, kids! America’s POS in the house! We’re talking about a lot of things, as we do from time to time, but a lot of the focus in on how Patrick should try to get healthy this year. Patrick is teaching people how [...] | 1/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 751: Beavage | Josh Denny and Shooby are in the studio for this extra-long show. Patrick has a lot of people to deal with this week, so he’s taken out the broom so he can start cleaning house. From a new listener who doesn’t get jokes, to some a*****e on power trip on Reddit, Patrick is letting loose. [...] | 1/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 750: Baked Backstrokes | Comedians Ryan Stout and Alli Breen are in the studio, and we’re talking about why the show is late. For some reason, we just couldn’t get off the ground on time today. Patrick reads letters from fans about health and home, and we explore a nuclear threat from some crazy lady on YouTube. Patrick plays [...] | 1/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 749: Skyrim Job | We’ve got rapscallion Brian King in studio listening to Patrick’s post-traveling woes. Patrick hates planes and people and filmmakers. And sports and video games and virgins. And Hyundai’s and Harry potter and capes. Brian tells a story about using one of Patrick’s lines on a girl at a coffee shop. And the aftershow is SHOCKING! [...] | 1/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 3 | Flip Schultz is here, and Walter and Josh have gone to McDonald’s. On Christmas. Because they are giant pieces of s**t. They get back and the four of them have a conversation that quickly evolves in to Patrick going for the Nutella to make himself up in to black face. He then sings negro spirituals [...] | 1/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 2 | Patrick continues the Marathon Show after a technical glitch with the live stream. Patrick talks about Shooby leaving the country with his PO box key and then mailing it and losing it. Patrick is upset who people who don’t know what to focus on. Patrick gets photoshopped in to a gay scene with Josh. They [...] | 1/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 748: Banging Mermaids | Comedian Brooks Wheelan and good-time-girl Katie Levine sit in on today’s show. We’re talking about our New Years resolutions, recent arson fires in Los Angeles, restaurants with home refrigerators that sell Coke in a can, a punchable gay kid, studio audio problems, and a crazy woman at the post office. It’s our first show of [...] | 1/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 747: Excuse My Christmas | Mike Bridenstine is in the studio. Patrick gets upset right out of the gate about rich people, and then the chat room tries to play some poorly-timed, unfocused prank that derails the show. Josh Denny calls in to prove he isn’t dead, we watch the worst Christmas video every made, Brido can’t get enough of [...] | 12/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Pt. 1 | Patrick kicks of the Marathon Show with Josh Denny in the studio. They talk about their Christmas dinner from Boston Market, Microsoft Zunes, Josh’s moon face and more. We get calls from a fake black guy and other listeners, and Patrick answers questions from listeners about the new Overdose club. Download MP3 (This is [...] | 12/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 746: Shocktopus | Patrick is joined by JOSH DENNY and should have been joined by ALLI BREEN, but she is a no-show. Patrick is in a good mood because his DirecTV has been restored, he’s got new Little Cecils shirts for sale in the store, and he’s pissed off Eden Neville’s (the girl singer who Patrick keeps talking [...] | 12/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 745: Dick Ditch | -- | 12/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 744: Fix Your Fries | -- | 12/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 743: Time Cookies | -- | 12/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 742: Duck Ass Bitch | -- | 12/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 741: Hospital Boat | -- | 12/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 740: Pumpernickelback | -- | 12/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 739: Touché | -- | 12/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 738: It Gets Worse | -- | 12/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 737: Patrice’s Pieces | -- | 12/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 736: Oh My Godfrey | -- | 11/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 735: Thanks for Giving | -- | 11/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 734: Black Gravy | -- | 11/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 733: Registered Offender | -- | 11/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 732: Ginger Confused | -- | 11/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 731: Mama Crass | -- | 11/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 730: The Straight Thing | -- | 11/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 729: Boo Moo | -- | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 728: Let’s Do Dis | -- | 11/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 727: Screencapped | -- | 11/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 737: Patrice’s Pieces | -- | 11/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 726: Woods Pudding | -- | 11/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 725: Kat Von Bee | -- | 10/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 724: Bat Flaps | -- | 10/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 723: Bad Teacher | -- | 10/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 722: F**k Criss Angel | -- | 10/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 721: Bonus Mystery Dick | -- | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 720: Baburritos | -- | 10/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 719: Chocolate Breath | -- | 10/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 718: PatrickStarz | -- | 10/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 717: Whales and Mermaids | -- | 10/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNLO 716: The Estate | -- | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 50 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
This is a great show.
I have been listening to this show for a long time now. By far the best comedy podcast out there. These guys know what they are doing and the audio quality is fantastic. Please listen everybody.
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One of the funnier podcast with quality studio sound. Goes well together with its sister Show "Nobody Like Onions" dot com. Download it and enjoy,and if you like it and think its funny then buy Patrick Meltons "Casual Male". Triple threat!
Funniest Podcast Around
Absolutely the funniest podcast I've found.
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