Norm Augustinus
By Norm Augustinus
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Podcast Description
Cult icon Norm Augustinus is an acclaimed underground American writer.
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ExplicitTwig Toilet! | Build your own twig toilet! | 5/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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2 |
ExplicitDave's Mom! | I dreamed I was manipulating the mating hole of my friends mother! | 5/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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3 |
ExplicitLoose Meat! | A couple of gals in a small house, wooden legs, trim and much more! | 5/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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4 |
ExplicitOut Cold! | The monster log, the toilet incident and much more! | 4/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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5 |
ExplicitMy Logs Cabin! | The chick I slapped at the comedy club, composting toilets and much more! | 4/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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6 |
ExplicitNew York! | Norm in New York and the toilet in the kichen! | 3/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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7 |
ExplicitSandra White! | My going away party, Niagara Falls, Sandy White and more! | 2/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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8 |
ExplicitHam Alley! | Norm chops down an enormous tree! | 2/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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9 |
ExplicitBrother Island! | Norm rambles on while using a wood chipper! | 2/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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10 |
ExplicitComo estas? | My book, Spanish lessons, my front loader hips, hotdogs and much more! | 1/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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11 |
ExplicitSave The Chickens! | An emergency at the Maldorf farm! | 1/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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12 |
ExplicitLincoln Lady! | The fence post holes, the penny and Mrs. Maldorf's sandwiches! | 1/13/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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13 |
ExplicitThe Chicken Coop! | The cat, the chicken coop and mountains of poop! | 1/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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14 |
ExplicitPretzel King! | To the mall and then to the bowling alley all paid for by Mister Maldorf! | 12/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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15 |
ExplicitA Bale of Tinsel! | Free Christmas trees, Cedar Falls and much more! | 12/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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16 |
ExplicitSilo Rats! | The woman I humped at the Dike, Iowa ultralight fly-in has died, the silo rats and much more! | 12/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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17 |
ExplicitTub Talk! | In the tub on the second floor at the Maldorf farm in Dike, Iowa! | 12/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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18 |
ExplicitCorn Bed! | The Dike Iowa ultralight holiday fly in, chicken buttholes, the corn stalk bed and lots more! | 11/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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19 |
ExplicitMiss Clairol! | Turkey hunting and the girl I met at the Corn Rose Saloon! | 11/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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20 |
ExplicitPoachers! | Poachers on the Maldorf farm, tree stands, chemical toilets, underground tunnels and lots more! | 11/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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21 |
ExplicitThe Rag Man! | Her 800 pound pumpkin, barbells, Corn Rose and lots more! | 10/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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22 |
ExplicitThe Maldorf's! | Palma's Deli and Market, the phone call, H.G. Maldorf, the Autumn Harvest Dance and much more! | 10/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDike Iowa! | The wheel incident, Dike Iowa, the Challenger 670 Combine and much more! | 10/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCount Chocula! | The treehouse, Pilot Travel Centers and more! | 10/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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25 |
ExplicitNative Drums! | The blonde clerk at the desk, the whorehouse in Georgia and lots more! | 9/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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26 |
ExplicitPump Honey! | My Caddy needs gallons of freakin' pump honey, learned lessons and much more! | 9/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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27 |
ExplicitTom's Ion Ball! | I poop my pants on the FSU campus and much more! | 9/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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28 |
ExplicitUh-Oh! | I sold my house to go to a job that isn't there, the KOA, Zipper Pocket and much more! | 9/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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29 |
ExplicitPlease Drink! | My helium balloons, the fire ants, rags in my yard, I found a big bag of panties, the Salvation Army shoes and lots more! | 8/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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30 |
ExplicitPlaytex Prize! | My running sexual stump incident, the smoke that came from my metal detector, my Playtex brassiere scam, the hidden agendas of TV commercials and much more! | 8/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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31 |
Explicit35 Mile Range! | The Motorola walkie-talkie, I unearthed some dead chicks eyelash curler, my groovy song and lots more! | 8/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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32 |
ExplicitMerle's Luge! | She asked to mow my lawn and the real story behind Elmer's Glue! | 8/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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33 |
ExplicitTaffy Days! | I work as an eager volunteer at Taffy Days! | 7/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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34 |
ExplicitGerm-X! | Walmart at two in the morning and the buyer wanted a firm mattress for his trial overnight sleepover at my house and lots more! | 7/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFor Sale! | The oddballs that come to view my house, the Realtors, the cleaning that never ends, the granite countertops, the top of the line Badger insinkerator and lots more! | 7/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBert's Bologna House! | The panties that dropped in my lap, the K-Tire, Benjamin the cat and the car fire behind Bert's World Famous Bologna House and much more! | 7/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSod Busters! | I buy an old map and head over to the Apalachicola National Forest to find buried treasure but I walk into Jo-Wills General Store on Highway 23 instead! | 7/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOh Andy! | My vintage Cadillac and the automobile storage lot in Tampa and Jerome said that's what Tucks medicated wipes are used for! | 6/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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39 |
ExplicitBlackies Niece! | Hear the mind blowing actual speech I gave at the 140 Characters Conference in New York City and much, much more! You gotta hear it! | 6/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOpen House! | I pump my Realtor and a potential buyer of my home at the same time while their brassieres swing from a ceiling fan. Learn from me. Recorded in a supermarket lot! | 6/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOn The Road II! | I pump my Realtor another seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded in the parking lot at 7-Eleven! | 6/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOn The Road! | I pump my Realtor seven more times. Learn from me. Recorded on the drive back from New York City! | 5/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWrinkle Free! | At the Walmart in the fitting room at two in the morning, my Realtor, for a modest fee I can redo the bathroom in your house and turn your toilet into an authentic Porta-John and lots more! | 5/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCarpet Man! | She owns a three story house on Gasparilla Island and she asked me to help her tear out the old carpet and pad. | 5/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWarp Nine Spock! | The bed guys, the history of the microphone, wall insulation, Spock, La-Z-Boy chairs and lots more! | 5/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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46 |
Explicit25 Cents Per Dong! | Chicks with broken bones, Norm's sex toy recycling depot, I'm a volunteer worker at the North American Bird House Association and lots more! | 4/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUrine 1940! | Fannie Mae chocolates, Grow Monsters, Roller Bowl and the Mason jar, the hitchhiker and her Rachel Ray skillet, 700 one dollar bills in a cardboard box and lots more! | 4/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFried Eggs! | My transparent tree stump idea, the vent in the ceiling above the toilet, my sexy syringe glitter system, 125 poop logs in a passenger plane at 30,000 feet, make sculptures from TSA pat-downs and much more! | 4/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFrostproof! | Women of color, when an animal dies, metal detecting in Frostproof Florida, a poem, my horizontal Estes rocket launch fiasco and much more! | 4/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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50 |
ExplicitCrap Mountain! | The dollar store gifts to myself, the movies and her panties, the department store restroom and much more! | 4/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLiL Lightning! | The family restroom and her handicapped kid, Lick and Crunch, Chicks with Broken Bones, the antenna went in my eye, Clearwater Beach and the rogue wooden leg, stagecoach era women and what it must have been like and lots more! | 3/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitU-Boat 69! | My shopping mall social experiments, my vending machine that makes amazing glass vibrators from ordinary beach sand, my Swimline remote control toy submarine, the Digi Corporation wiener ring, urine absorbing beads and much more! | 3/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVLF Pussy Gun! | The Bald Eagle egg felt real good, the subterranean pleasure machines at Clearwater Beach, she'll think she's making love to a Vampire, my Digi Corporation pleasure ring, my underwater VLF pussy come gun and much more! | 3/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBecky's Snorkel! | The snorkel incident, Zia Ashby, the frantic call I got from a neighbor telling me her husband was dead, my grandmothers friend went through the windshield of a 1968 Chrysler Imperial LeBaron and much more! | 3/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitVaginal Burstings! | Sand, food coloring and a hairnet, Zia Ashby and my vinyl raft atop Sun Moon Lake, chicks with broken bones, fun facts, vaginal burstings recorded for only a thousand dollars, walnut shells and the return of the dojo blindfold match! | 2/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDojo No! No! | The Victorian Era wooden bowling ball, I bought 125 human teeth off Craigslist, the sex toy I thought was a bald voyeur, No maxi pads allowed in the dojo, a match between two blindfolded women and much more! | 2/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPillow Profits! | Make big money manufacturing all natural door stops, Scotch tape and hair, the Burlington Coat Factory girl and her Afro razor blade dancers, paper mache oil pan drain plugs, mall hurricane machines and much more! | 2/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGhost Surfer! | Redbox, she tore the sleeves off the coat I bought her, Walmart and the oil pan drain plug I lost, the old surfboard and my romantic beach interlude, the hurricane machine at the mall and much more! | 2/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCome Ball! | My Etch A Sketch contraption, the SX-70 incident, my helium balloon semen transport went up in flames, the high gloss twelve pound jet black bowling ball she didn't want, the girl in the tiny trailer and much more! | 1/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIn Flight Slippers! | The girl at the beach, my radio controlled Mac-10 movie/novel idea, my super improved Dixie cup Apple app contraption, the layaway department at Kmart, the dropped ball at the bowling alley, atop the tree stump and much more! | 1/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitR-51 Hoedown! | I rented ice fishing shanty R-72 and I was told to check out the hoedown happening in shanty R-51! Recorded live on tape atop frozen Round Lake in Big Rapids, Michigan! | 1/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSilk Toss Pillows! | Flip book style Christmas trees, my much improved playground slide, McDonald's PlayPlace, the oatmeal container, the chick I met in the Walmart parking lot at three in the morning and much more! | 1/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCaroling Caroling! | Christmas caroling with a registered nurse in Buffalo, New York! | 12/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLay-Away! | The bait shop ice incident, my latex sniffer gadget, chicks with broken bones, my Walmart layaway department findings, proven methods that will get you truckloads of chicks at Christmastime, recordable Hallmark greeting cards and much more! | 12/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRat Ornaments! | The stump that collapsed, proven chick getting ideas at Christmastime, the recordable Hallmark Christmas cards at Walmart, the helium balloons, the Dixie cups and my holiday load, my highly trained angry Christmas tree ornaments and much more! | 12/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSanta's Package! | Get chicks with Norm's fun Christmastime ideas, my grandmother, Hitler, Goebbels, Mister Trulik and the ruined carpet, spray curare on the needles of your Christmas tree and get truckloads of chicks, my strobe light idea and lots more! | 12/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPoleski's On 17th! | The 35 foot trail of poop, Theodore Rhinal's Vinyl, the Triple W horseback riding ranch and her plaster neck cast, free turkey at McDonald's, Thanksgiving ideas that'll get you truckloads of chicks and much more! | 11/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHer Plugged Tub! | My air bag deployment idea, her plugged drain, another digital keychain photo album shoot, the big helium float that explodes out from the Thanksgiving day turkey, get holiday action with my unique ideas and much more! | 11/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSnagged Shag! | The abandoned bowling alley incident that nearly finished me, get chicks guaranteed with my rigged turkey ideas, my postage stamp size kite that women can't resist, the lady in the spooky 1975 Dodge van and much more! | 11/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHollow Weener! | Concrete kick proof pumpkins, bobbing for apples, where to dump your Halloween party guests when they're unconscious, my last week working as a volunteer ghost at a haunted house and much more! | 10/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBruise Maker! | The bruise making machine, the first thing I ask a chick, my amazing slide glue, soiled panties on airplanes, my ATM idea, another photo for my digital keychain and I'm a volunteer at a popular haunted house near my home! | 10/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTHC Bomb! | The outhouse, the Tampa dope buy, digital photo albums, my reworked ATM idea, what I unearthed while metal detecting, the hitchhiker I picked up and lots more! | 10/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGash Dilemma! | The bear trap, the eagle nest, the smoking chick stuffed in the chimney, my cassette baby and manure filled diapers, all chicks eventually undergo The Gash Dilemma, automated teller machines, rigged pogo sticks and much more! | 10/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCome Hard! | My dinky in a bottle, get free merchandise from Walmart, give me 12 periods a year or die, pogo sticks and bed springs, my Barnes and Noble book author scam that will get you chicks, the Fishing Machine and lots more! | 10/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPom Pom! | Four periods a year instead of twelve, my digital storage keychain photos, pom-poms, helium balloons and Dixie cups, get chicks using my guaranteed movie idea and how to embed naked images of yourself into the ice of your local ice skating rink! | 9/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBig Bud! | My fingernails have fallen off, the Totino's rubber diaphragm pizza, my toilet bowl scanner idea, the pumpkin injection ploy and its guaranteed big payoff, the canvas tent, the cigar box was filled with Big Bud, my night hump and Haulover Park! | 9/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDink Island! | The ring I lost and gained, my rotting middle finger, my toilet invention, the starfish and her hair, my acre of specially altered pumpkins, my sex toys made out of ocean salt and my shopping cart system! | 9/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSteeple Sausage! | McDonald's PlayPlace, the surprise underwater steeple maneuver, rock paper scissors, the nineteen dollar wheelchair trick, the dolphin and the colostomy bag, fake flip flops, imitation panties, my portable solar powered beach outhouse and much more! | 9/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFor Your Safety! | You're at the bar with your lover dancing and drinking and laughing. Learn what's really going on while you sit at your table next to the dance floor with your most special hump. Ten things you must absolutely know. Learn 'em. Pass 'em on. | 8/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOven Lovin' | Metal detecting at the abandoned farmhouse. Me and my hump check out the oven, the washing machine, the water well, the barn and even the doghouse. Additionally, learn how to make a bowling ball using twelve pounds of Spanish Fly! | 8/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEasy Rider! | Clam digging with Mia, my polymer third leg idea for chicks, ghosts, McDonald's, sure fire money making schemes, the letter to Isabella and lots more! | 8/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPink Hammer! | His turbo button, her bad dad, kiss me down there, digging for worms, breaking the board against the grain, she was ten years younger 'til I found out otherwise and I work as a volunteer for the National Kidney Foundation! | 8/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitI Smell Gash! | I'm booked to perform comedy at the Family Fun Night in Winfield, Kansas. A local Winfield resident named Edwin Pettipondle gives me a hard time and how I made five friends in only four hours and it only cost me twenty five dollars! | 7/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWalkie Talkie Humpie! | My hotel/motel smoke detector idea, the Traverse City Cherry Festival, the martial arts dojo, supermarket shopping carts, her Dormia Memory Foam Space Age Mattress, the sudden bizarre death of her turtle and much more! | 7/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSave The Hot Dogs! | I make an emergency trip to Miami. Additionally, since loving a gal on the kitchen floor of an abandoned farmhouse I've been performing private, extremely odd solo experiments on myself. | 7/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFuse Box Fun! | How I unloaded a hundred Independence Day black snakes, my metal canister idea, my underwear cannon exploded, three dollar bag of lint, my tree stump money making scheme, metal detecting at the old farmhouse and lots more! | 7/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmma's Panties! | The Tuesday night incident after my Hebrew Scripture study group, smoke bombs, my Independence Day underwear cannon, Corky, Macular Degeneration, the vegetable, the eight hour line for the iPhone 4 and much more! | 7/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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88 |
ExplicitHouse of Sex! | Recorded live on tape while in the House of Sex in Charlotte County Florida at the Smith Brothers Traveling Amusement Park. DON'T MISS THIS ONE! | 6/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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89 |
ExplicitPanty Shovel! | The real oil spill we should be concerned about, Bandit dug his own grave, air bubbles in the tub, emergency panties, my soundproof tent idea continued, cadavers and lots more! | 6/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSheet A Month! | Walmart Kaleidoscopes, I dumped Bandit in a trailer park, my improved soundproof tent idea with photographs, sons or daughters, the enema I require of you and lots more! | 6/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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91 |
ExplicitSilver Lake! | Out of focus cosmetic television commercials, I shoot out three more iPad screens, her second floor window air conditioner, soundproof tents and lots more! | 6/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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92 |
ExplicitBig Party Today! | Kite fishing, my helium balloon idea, my backup plan floor mat strategy, hotel math, my new stage act and info about the talented chick I'm working with, my Memorial Day holiday barbecue and lots more! | 5/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMister Sandman! | Mister Sandman for under twenty bucks, my inflatable beach ball head appliance, I shot out three more iPad screens using my BB gun pistol with silencer, my Crisco oil invention and much more! | 5/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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94 |
ExplicitGravity Boots! | Two women at a Laundromat, one woman at an outdoor tanning salon, my iPad handle idea, the human experience vending machine, my very low frequency (VLF) metal detector and lots more! | 5/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Two Seater! | I go metal detecting with a woman at the Ocala National Forest and we find an old abandoned house and behind the old house is an intact outhouse. | 5/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPurple Fingers! | My letter to the corn cob pipe company, my iPad stove idea, my fingers are still wrinkled, my purple fingers idea that could make me rich, the telephone call from the park ranger, the Polaroid camera trick, don't be alarmed and much more! | 4/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Nest! | My corn cob pipe fiasco, 206 bones, my wrinkled fingers, the good advice from the mushroom farm supervisor, the eagle nest, my special handy panties, don't be alarmed and much more! | 4/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBody Talk! | My odd dream, my underground pipe idea, suction cups with stickers, broken pelvic bones, something I ask all my chicks, let's get physical, don't be alarmed, my poop mountain thingy and much more! | 4/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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99 |
ExplicitJack In The Box! | Get chicks using a stick and some string, I nearly died in the trunk of my car, something I tell all my chicks, my weed purchase, a bike ride with Norm, a couple of new ideas, don't be alarmed and much more! | 4/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMommies Stalagmite! | More door-to-door sales, my personal massager idea with the onboard intercom, my cat food company, suction cups and sex toys, I found a set of keys, where two or more are gathered in my name and lots more! | 4/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 100 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Norm Is A National Treasure
Norm's show is the most refreshing, honest, and funny thing out there period. And by "out there" I don't just mean podcasts - I mean TV, movies and radio too. This show is the highlight of my week. Do yourself a favor: (1) subscribe, then (2) download every show.
Outrageous, Outstanding
Norm Augustinus is either a certifiable wacko, or one of the great American satirists of our times. Fact is, he is most likely both. And, WE are the ones driving him nuts. I can not get enough of this master storyteller. Listen. Several times.
The recipe of what podcasts should be
Norm Augustinus is a podcasting God. This is the one and only podcast I can't get enough of.
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