Onion News Network
By The Onion
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| Name | Description | Released | Price | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | ExplicitVideoMan Approaching Attractive Woman Fails To Notice Chelsea Handler Book Until It's Too Late | -- | 6/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 2 | ExplicitVideoShadows Meet The Clouds, Gray On Gray, Like Dusty Charcoal On An Ashen Brow, Nation's Poets Report | -- | 5/31/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 3 | ExplicitVideoHigh Unemployment Rate Linked To One Man With 42,000 Jobs | -- | 5/30/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 4 | ExplicitVideoBehind The Pen: Collective Wisdom | -- | 5/28/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 5 | ExplicitVideoBed Bug Feels Bad For Area Man, But A Bug's Gotta Eat | -- | 5/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 6 | ExplicitVideoRomney To Undergo Gender Reassignment Surgery To Better Connect With Women Voters | -- | 5/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 7 | ExplicitVideoQuiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter | -- | 5/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 8 | ExplicitVideoVIDEO: Quiet Temp Actually Very Untalented Singer-Songwriter | -- | 5/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 9 | ExplicitVideoSearch Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers | -- | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 10 | ExplicitVideoFirst McDonald's Opens With A Young Grimace Just Starting Out As A Cashier | -- | 5/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 11 | ExplicitVideoFirst Academy Awards Celebrates Best Actor In Blackface, Biggest Jew Nose | -- | 5/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 12 | ExplicitVideoBehind The Pen: The Chinese Threat | -- | 5/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 13 | ExplicitVideoDying Chevron Executive Excited To One Day Become Oil | -- | 5/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 14 | ExplicitVideoRepublicans Stalling Obama's Agenda By Speaking, Moving In Slow Motion | -- | 5/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 15 | ExplicitVideoAfter Weeks Of Media Pressure, Shia LaBeouf Still Refusing To Have Public Meltdown | -- | 5/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 16 | ExplicitVideoAlabama Hosts First Desegregated Mass Suicide | -- | 5/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 17 | ExplicitVideoBehind The Pen: How Marriage Works | -- | 5/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 18 | ExplicitVideoSame Homeless Man Always Begging For Change On United Flight | -- | 5/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 19 | ExplicitVideoIn Bipartisan Spirit, Obama Makes Deal To Get Kicked In Balls | -- | 5/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 20 | ExplicitVideoIt Easy To Tell What Area Man Will Look Like As Skeleton | -- | 5/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 21 | ExplicitVideoMedium Channels The Spirits Of Old Acquaintances For Awkward Small Talk | -- | 5/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 22 | ExplicitVideoRomney Courts Hispanic Vote With Animated Sombrero-Wearing Parrot | -- | 5/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 23 | ExplicitVideoBiden Unveils New Health Initiative To Make U.S. Women Hotter | -- | 4/30/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 24 | ExplicitVideoKid Screaming Behind Passenger During Entire Plane Crash | -- | 4/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 25 | ExplicitVideoKanye West In Feud With Nation Of Syria | -- | 4/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 25 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Even funnier than the Onion Radio News!!
My gracious! I came in knowing this podcast was going to be funny. After all, the Radio News is one of my favorites. However, I was not prepared to actually break out in full laughter. I am very glad I was not drinking Coke at the time... This podcast will appeal to anyone who likes slightly off-center humor, and I could not recommend it more. Awesome!
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Debating sending civil war re-enactors to Iraq is hilarious. That escalated to calling up Dungeons and Dragons players because their "bags of holding" could hold their weapons. Instant addition to the top of my routine podcast playlist.
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