Patrick E. McLean
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A Scary Story (with a pirate) | In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, here is a repost of a Seanachai episode from way back in Aught Five. Sure, today might not a be a hot, bloated Thursday ripening in the foul sun of the dred Sargasso But, y’know, close enough. Do I really need an excuse to talk like... | 9/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Why the Seanachai had to Come to an End | There are three reasons. 1) Old projects have to end for new projects to begin. 2) A 10 minute funny/interesting little audio bit on the internet can’t really evolve. It will only ever be a 10 minute funny/interesting little audio bit. 3) The name was a problem, as so eloquently pointed out by Scott Sigler... | 4/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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My First Book in Print | It’s got an ISBN number. It’s even available on Amazon. It’s all kinds of awesome. It’s called “Stories I Told Myself” and it features the best of my work on the Seanachai Podcast. It also includes two never before released stories. “Getting Shot” the story of me, well, getting shot when I lived in L.A.... | 3/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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A Wake for the Seanachai — March 24th 9pm | Download promo So, I’m driving home one night and I get shot. Twice with one bullet, actually. It’s not a joke, it’s a true story. And like all true stories that don’t end in death, it is ultimately a comedy. On March 24th at 9 pm I am going to read this story live on... | 3/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Epilogue | Wrapping things up nicely. | 9/3/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 70: The Only Sane Thing to Do | It all becomes clear. | 7/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 69: Negatively Buoyant | Edwin takes action. | 7/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 68: Edwin Dresses for the Funeral | Elegant sadness. | 7/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chaper 67: You Want Evil? | Edwin turns a corner. | 7/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 66: From a Higher Place | Aren't you afraid of me? | 7/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 65: Out of Business? | Is this the end? | 7/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 64: The Last Hole | Playing by the rules. | 7/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 63: The Back Nine | Topper can't stand it. | 7/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 62: The Turn | A reversal of fortune. | 7/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 61: The Front Nine | Maybe golf just isn't his game. | 7/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 60: Henchcaddy | A fateful day begins. | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 59: Excelsior Throws the Gauntlet | Edwin picks it up? | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 58: Gus in the Hospital | Director Smiles is put front and center. | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 57: Get Him To Pop | Overcome a strong body through a weak mind. | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 56: A Reasonable Disagreement | Opening Arguments | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 55: A Tale of Two Back Rooms | Justice isn't made out in the open air. | 6/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 54: An Angle | Every good lawyer needs one. | 6/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 53: Serving a Process | It's hard to catch up with a guy who can fly. | 6/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 52: A Score to Settle | Topper searches for base motives. | 6/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 51: The Death of Culture | It was inevitable. | 6/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 50: Agnes vs. Mistivio | Master of Darkness? | 5/21/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 48: Somewhere Over Kansas | Victory is hollow after all. | 5/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 47: A Giant Illusion in Space. | Dr. Loeb gets his laser. | 5/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 49: Mr. the Magnificent | Stay with the numbers Lifto. | 5/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 46: The Man Who Pulls the Strings | Why Talk to the Puppet? | 5/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 45: Excelsior Speaks | I just flew in from Cleveland... | 5/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 44: The Pitch | Edwin sells a scheme. | 5/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 43: Getting the Best of a Bad Bounce | The Cromoglodon is a hit. | 5/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 42: The Cromoglodon is Born | An innocent seduced? | 5/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 41: Down But Not Out | Excelsior is surprised by defeat. | 5/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 40: How to Make Advantage From Avalanche | Edwin figures it out. | 5/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 39: Topper Detects | Topper finds more than he bargained for. | 5/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 38: Calling Forth Nemesis | Excelsior called in to deal with Barry | 4/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 37: Topper Gives a Pep Talk | Trying to talk Edwin out of a funk. | 4/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 36: A Blakjack Toting Angel | Agnes restores order | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 35: Wrecking a Building | Barry BASH architecture | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 34: Reasoning with Barry | Not a good idea. | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 33: Clarence gets scared | Clarence gets a visit from Topper | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 32: Enlisting the Little Savage | Topper's the man for the job! | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 31: Barry BASH | The one thing he's good at. | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 30: Cotton Candy | Enter a poor little boy named Barry | 4/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 29: A new suit | Edwin recovers himself | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 28: 23 Seconds | The duration of Dr. Loeb's success? | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 26: Marauding through the night | Everything comes loose at the seams | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 27: The Rescue | Topper wants credit for the win | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 25: Excelsior fights the hurricane | Superpowered man vs. Nature | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 24: How it happened | How things went horrifyingly wrong. | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 23: How did this happen? | Things go horrifyingly wrong. | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 22: The Demands of Dr. Loeb | Edwin twists Eustace. | 4/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 21: Strip Club/Truck Stop | Topper vs. the Locals. | 4/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 20: Search Your Feelings | Does Edwin regret spurning Iphagenia? | 4/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 19: Nothing Right for Agnes | Restraint and perseverance aren't paying off. | 4/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 18: Edwin Makes His Pitch | Why fight for it when you can simply buy it? | 4/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 17: Using the Asset | The world ain't what it used to be. | 4/10/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 16: Just a Consultant | Edwin does what he does best. | 3/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 15: Following the Protocol | Agnes does her job. Topper attempts to swing into action. | 3/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 14: The Empress Josephine? | When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. | 3/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 13: Edwin Dresses for Dinner | Can civilization be contained in a mere garment? | 3/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 12: Cindi with an ‘i’ | Excelsior tries to take a night off. | 3/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 11: Calling Home | Edwin checks in. | 3/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 10: Cassette Girl | More than Edwin ever wanted to know about Iphagenia Rielly. | 3/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Azizullah’s Vault | How do you rob the safest bank in the world? Episode Script Azizulluah’s Vault INTRO: The world is large. And it’s interconnected in ways we can’t even imagine. Ties of technology, community, culture — boggles the mind in this digital age. And if there is one thing that has brought people together since the dawn... | 3/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 9: What Do You Want Mr. Windsor? | Edwin meets the Not-So-Sinister Dr. Loeb's mother. Iphagenia. | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 8: A Giant Laser In Space | The one scheme that can't possibly work. | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 7: Excelsior on the Beach | Gus gives the big guy a pep talk. | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 6: There’s Money and then there’s Money | Edwin plots, schemes and puts up with Topper. | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 5: A Par Four Life | Edwin and Topper hit the links. | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 4: A Child of Faded Empire | Enter Agnes, Edwin's formidable secretary. | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 3: Edwin Walking the Hallway | Edwin walks down memory lane. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. How did I get here? | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Chapter 2: Vorld Domination | Edwin meets the Not-So-Sinister Dr. Loeb | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Prologue: Song | In which a brave pilot fights to save his plane and all on-board. | 3/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Seanachai Promos – Get ‘em while they’re hot! | Rusty Bender I Died Zombie Spelling Brains | 2/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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A Defense of Writing Longhand | Is technology really my friend? Or is it just pretending to be my friend so it can date my sister? I like technology. A lot. But I’m not too sure how technology feels about me. It may be my faithful friend and boon companion — then again, it may just be pretending to be... | 1/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Pinflation | In which, pinball might help us get a handle on a complicated subject. The Crash Course by Chris Martenson http://www.chrismartenson.com/crashcourse EPISODE SCRIPT: Pinball is a great game. There’s something about playing a game where the operating system is the same as the visible universe. Dress it up as much as you like, add all the animatronic... | 1/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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A Conversation with a Friend | So I hashed through some of the issues around the Seanachai with a friend of mind, Brandon Uttley. He ejected himself from a company he founded because he wasn’t satisfied with where it was going. He a good guy and a good guy to talk with. If you’re interested in getting involved, here’s 60 minutes... | 10/16/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Old Dog | I’m taking care of my parents dog. She’s 98 years old, and consequently, a little set in her ways. She’s a mutt, maybe chow crossed with Shepard, but who really knows? Her nose is wet. Her tongue hangs out. My dad bought her for five bucks out of a cardboard box — and the consensus... | 1/7/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Dried Cherries | Love is weird. Love is weird. I’m not talking about the kind of love marketers shove down your throat every Valentine’s day. I mean the real day to day act of showing someone that you care. For example, every time I go home, my mother sends me away with food. I suspect that all mothers... | 12/3/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Music of Evil | So I keep getting questions about the music in How to Succeed in Evil. And to my surprise, people keep asking about what I call the main theme. I friend of mine turned me on to Reason and I played around with it until I had something I liked. When I started ‘Evil the podsafe... | 5/14/07 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 83 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
An excellent podcast
Patrick has really outdone himself here. He has a way of inspiring you to break out that quill and ink well. Mr. Mclean eliminates that ingraned fear of writing as something hard, and shows you how it's merely an extention of your inner voices. Putting thoughts to paper is easier than I could have ever imagined. These podcasts have brought out tallents that I didn't know existed. On his advice, in podcast 74, I creatively wrote a resume. An off beat semi action adventure fantasy of my previous adventures of employment. My interview went so well, the hired me on the spot. They told me that I had approached the process in such a new and interesting way, that they didn't dare pass up the opportunity of hiring me. Thanks Patrick!
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There are smiles, insight, and inspiration to be found in all of Patrick's podcasts.
Do not miss the chance to discover this wonderful storyteller.
His writing is so GOOD even the rats hate him
This isnt just another great story written and performed by a brilliant writer, it's truly worth every agonizing second spent awaiting the next chapter. I promise if you listen to 1 chapter, any chapter, you will find yourself hooked. Patrick - many thanks for providing yet another quality story, and again for free! Your generosity and talents are sincerely appreciated. (I couldnt wait so I had to buy the book just to hear the ending and it was worth it). Looking forward to whatever is next!! Btw I SO miss the Seanachi- I still play Han Solo and Very Long Getaway way too often, and each time it still gets a laugh. Xx
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