Pretentious Internet Theatre
By Andrew Cook
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Podcast Description
Host Andrew Cooks reads internet fanfiction and imparts wisdom. This podcast isn't for everybody, only the elite.
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P.I.T 49 - Legund Dairy - The Legund of Lik | The moment before the moment you've been waiting for is here. Tonight, we hear The Legund of Lik by Maximum Edge. Next episode is live at Megacon 2012, in Orlando at 6PM. In fact, if you tell them at the box office that you came for Pretentious Internet Theatre, you could receive a free smile and nod. However, being the elite listener you are, it matters little. Book your tickets to Orlando now and become immortal. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes. You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitP.I.T. 48 - Misery Loves Company - Peyton/Brady slashfic | Andrew Cooke here. Last night, I had a few too many libations and figured if I was going to suffer the next day so would everyone else. Turns out I'm not hungover, so bully for me. Unfortunately for you, this episode is a bit explicit. At any rate, I read How To Deal With Losing by prettyparadox sorry it's by hawkens. I read it wrong in the episode. . | 2/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T - The S.O.P.A. Approved Episode. | Tonight, Andrew Cooke brings you a elite tested, and S.O.P.A. approved, episode of Pretentious Internet Theatre. He explains how his lawyers have sanitized and edited all the content that may be harmful for pirates, but how S.O.P.A. doesn't apply to him. | 1/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 47: Don’t Mess With Gabe - Ocean Marketing Saga | Since episode one the motto of this program has been, "There is much drama on the Internet, but only the best make Pretentious Internet Theatre." That rings true with tonight's episode, as tonight Andrew Cooke performs a dramatic reading of The Ocean Marketing Saga. It may not be our usual fanfiction fare, but it is a dramabomb of nuclear proportions. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes. You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 12/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 46: Autumn Adieu - Selling Your Soul to Santa | Tonight, is the end of the Fall of P.I.T.. However, you better not pout or cry because Santa Claus is coming to town. Yes, in tonight's story Andrew Cooke reads a tale about Jolly Ol' Saint Nick called Selling Your Soul to Santa by I Lost My Buh-Lance. Before that he demonstrates good will toward all. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes. You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter, and +1 this program on google+. | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 45: Mai, Mai, Mai - A Nondenominational Mai Hime Holiday Special | Tonight, Andrew Cooke brings you a tale that put Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah in a neat package with a bow under the tree. A Nondenominational Mai Hime Holiday Special by Chapellefan is our tale this evening. Wait, Andrew Cooke isn't done yet, he has a special holiday message about the way Christmas used to be. Music: Excerpts from Nutcracker by Tchaikovsky | 12/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 44: Why Are There So Many Fanfics About Vampires? - Chez Melissa | The Fall of P.I.T. continues... With two cinematic powerhouses in American theaters, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" and "The Muppets", Andrew Cooke brings you a story that promises to combine them both. It should be noted that the author has heard this ahead of time, and the correct pronunciation of the name 'phina is actually *FEE-na*, not *FOOF-na*, as pronounced throughout the episode. Tonight's selection is: Chez Melissa by 'phfina. Musical accompaniment is "Clarinet Quintet, Opus 115" by Brahms. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes. You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter, and +1 this program on google+. | 11/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 43 - and in the Darkness Bind Them - WalMart Blues | On November 15, 1978 The Lord of The Rings animated film was released in theaters. Thirty-three years later, admittedly by coincidence, that Andrew Cooke chose to read WalMart Blues by Rei Lerdia Swiftwood. Also we announce that you can +1 this program on google+. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 11/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 42: Trick or Tweet - Halloween Stories | Tonight, Andrew Cooke brings you two Halloween tales from the P.I.T. He also announces a contest where you email, enter and win. Tonight's selections: Halloween Frog Style Dororo and the Haunted House by Dragonsfire18 Goku Against Freddy by Bill Sayers Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, You can also be one of our minions on facebook, and stalk us on twitter. | 10/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T 41 - Good Night Emo - Nights of Terrors Even Though it’s Day Time | Tonight, Andrew Cooke continues the Fall of P.I.T with a Final Fantasy tale. It's pretty creepy for so close to Halloween. Tonight's selection: Nights of Terrors Even Though It's Day Time by Xover-girl Music: Rachmaninoff - Op. 42 Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 10/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 40: Some Call it Dap - Adventure Time Fanfictions | Tonight, Andrew Cooke continues the Fall of P.I.T with two stories inspired by Adventure Time. Fist-bump your best bud and bring them to the show. You won't want to miss a minute. Selections: Adventure TimeFionna and Cake What was Missing Mini Story Time Music: Fantasia in F minor for piano, for hands, op.103 by Schubert Blue Danube by Strauss Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 10/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 39: No Crisis Here - Sesame Street Super Special | The Fall of P.I.T continues with one of the most heroic muppets of all time. This week, Andrew Cooke makes note of the recent changes to the DC Universe and tries to piggyback by reading a fanfiction about Super Grover. Story: The Sesame Street Super Special Music: The Symphony No. 8 in G major by Dvorak Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 10/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T 38 - The Fall of P.I.T. - The Death of David Kintobar | The autumn of your discontent is here with The Fall of P.I.T. This episode Andrew Cooke explains what that means, while providing on update on the CrapFic Theater challenge and reading fine literature. Story- The Death of David Kintobar, by Jesse Jeans Music: Mozart’s Divertimento in E-flat major 2nd Movement Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, Like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 9/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T 37- A Fragment Out of Time | Last time on P.I.T. Andrew Cooke referenced another podcast called Crap Fic Theater. Pamachu responds, and we get a fanfiction asked about in Episode 3 of this program. Story- A Fragment Out of Time, by Diane Merchant Music: Chopin - Nocturne in B flat minor Op.9 No.1 Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, Like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. | 9/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 36: And Justice for All | Inspired by the Case against Casey Anthony, tonight Andrew Cook we have a few tales about Phoenix Wright. Mr. Cook brings us a couple of bonus stories, and talks about a certain podcast. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com You can not only subscribe to this show on iTunes, and check out our other great episodes, You can also like this show on facebook, and follow us on twitter. Tonight's selections are: Phoenix Wright and the Horrible Day in Court by Nekojessica Winner Takes All by Lauren Order Musical selections: Domenico Scarlatti - Opera K365 - Carnevale Stravinsky - Firebird Suite Brahms - Op.35, Paganini Variations Book 1 | 8/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 35: Live from AFO 12 | Recorded at a live panel at Anime Festival Orlando 12 was Episode 35 of Pretentious Internet Theatre. Andrew Cook was join by his elite listeners, and a good time was had by all. As always, you can email us at thepitpodcast@gmail.com Tonight's Selections were: The Second Sorrow by FalgarnTheMagnificent First Day on an FLCL Foot by Cazertanu Halo Emblem A New Crisis by FalgarnTheMagnificent Unforgivable Crime by FalgarnTheMagnificent Sweet Dream by FalgarnTheMagnificent Revenge of GUILT by FalgarnTheMagnificent The Greatest Duel Ever by FalgarnTheMagnificent Luke Fights Van but he Loses by FalgarnTheMagnificent Supermarket Showdown by FalgarnTheMagnificent Someone to Love by FalgarnTheMagnificent A Tale of Mystery and Danger by FalgarnTheMagnificent Gheb en Enpanol by FalgarnTheMagnificent Special Thanks to Lillian, Alex, Cullen, Jose, Jeff, Jeremiah, Casey and Annabell for reading tonight's selections. | 8/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 34 : You Are Already Listening | Tonight a short program in wish we honor Toyoo Ashida, albeit with fanfiction. Also, Andrew Cook announces his upcoming panel at AFO 12. Tonight's stories include: Fist of the Unlucky Star by Talos Angel and Vampire Hunter D? by Lucinda | 7/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T Tea Party - Episode 3: D | Tonight we discuss the future of entertainment, jobs in a Utopian society, taxes, and anime. Speaking of anime, Pretentious Internet Theatre will be at AFO this August. | 7/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T Tea Party - Episode 2: Death Curse and Taxes | Greetings, Tonight, Andrew Cook sits down for conversation and tea with a sage of wisdom. We discuss taxes, the government, fanfiction, and literature. | 7/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. Tea Party - Episode 1 | Greetings, Tonight, Andrew Cook sits down for conversation and tea with a sage of wisdom. Did you know Area 51 is actually located at a museum in Dayton, Ohio? We learn that and more from one man's perspective. | 4/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 33: Live from Megacon 2011 | As promised, here is the live episode that was recorded last Friday at Megacon 2011. We had a few readers share readings with us. Namely stuff from Squirrellking and Peter Chimaera. We also hosted an impromptu Q&A session, which was a convention exclusive. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com Tonight's selections are: FFVII Story of Rain Strife by Squirrellking Resident Deadly by Peter Chimaera (read by Mr. Slippery) Halos in Space by Squirrellking-( read by JP) The Simpsons Dinner by Peter Chimaera (read by Dick Steele) Gundam Wing Final Battle by Peter Chimaera The Matrix Return by Peter Chimaera (read by Kirk) Metal Gear Solid Fight of Metal Gears by Squirrellking DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD 1111 by Peter Chimaera (read by Alex) Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula by Peter Chimaera (Read by Dan) Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and For Ladies by Peter Chimaera (Read by chell) Half Life Hero Beggining by Squirrellking | 3/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 32: Computer Lab Apocolypse | On the eve of the live episode (held at Megacon in the Orange County Convention Center, Hall D Room 224D) Andrew Cook takes you to the future by way of the past. Witness the six part slice of life from those that risk life and limb to help college students with their computer problems. No need to thank them, not that anyone does. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 31 - Metal Rabbit : Chinese New Year Stories (自命不凡 互联网 剧院) | With a lot of listeners coming in from China, what better time to do a second Chinese New Year episode? Andrew Cook also announces another live panel happening at Megacon 2011. So fire up some Kung Pao Chicken, and get ready for a quintet of fanfiction about Chinese New Year. Our stories are: Sweet & Sour by rainwaltz Rich on Chinese New Year by Aznprid3x3 Trix are for Rabbits Too by Goldenstargirl Weakened by Squirrel holding a bazooka Year of the Tiger by Iaveina Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com Music: Mozart Quintet for Clarinet and String Quartet Mozart's Symphony no 40 - 1st movement Rachmaninov-Romance-Six Hands on Piano Beethoven Moonlight Sonata Nocturne in C minor Op.48 no.1 | 1/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. Episode 30: That’s So Raven, Christmas Episode, Part 2 | Rushing for that perfect gift? Why not introduce your friends to this show? It's a priceless gift, really. In fact, this second part of our Christmas episode has helpful tips, like how to win the heart of your lover, and how to make eggnog Our story is Chapters 5-9 of A Teen Titans Christmas by JeetJeet Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com | 12/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. 29: The Christmas Episode, Part 1, A Teen Titans Christmas | Feeling a bit bah-humbugged? Worry no more. Just in time for Christmas, is our Christmas Episode. It's so big it had to be done in two parts. In this Episode Andrew Cook reads and sings, as only he can. Our story is A Teen Titans Christmas by JeetJeet Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com | 12/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T. Episode 28 : Tricks and Treats | This episode, Andrew Cook answers the letters or those trick or treaters that sent emails. He also offers four spooky stories guaranteed to make your mind fry, which would be good for the zombies. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com Become a fan on facebook Tonight's stories are: Random encounters by AwesomelyEpicWriting-Alchemist CHARGE! by Elvish-Princess99 A Dark And Stormy Night by Titania The Rocky Hazzard Picture Show by Vinsmouse Intro: Halloween 3 Music: Jehan Alain - Litanies Prokofiev - Romeo and Juliet, No 13 Dance of the Knights Liszt - Mephisto Waltz Tartini - Sonata in G Minor - Devil's Trill Béla Bartók- String Quartet No. 4:4. Allegretto pizzicato | 10/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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P.I.T #27: Scott Pilgrim vs The Fanfiction | So last month, Bryan Lee O'Malley pretty much said if his fans wanted more Scott Pilgrim we'd have to fanfic it. While most would consider such a statement was that all the story that needed to be told was told. Andrew Cook, however, figured the internet would take this as a challenge. As usual, he was correct. Not only are we featuring Scott Pilgrim fan fiction, we introduce the next generation of fanfiction: Scott Pilgrim vs Hollywood by TrixieStixs THe Exstreamly Epic Life of Scot Pilgram by Jam OnToast X3 and two interactive stories from Scott Pilgrim vs the Internet. Interactive, because you can even get in on the action. Send your emails to thepitpodcast@gmail.com Become a fan on facebook Intro:The CBC. Music: Quartet for Strings No. 19 in C "Dissonant" - Mozart Sonata for Violin, cello and Piano - Chopin Jeux d'eau by Ravel In der Natur - Dvořák Romanian Rhapsody No.1 in A major - Enescu | 9/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
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Hilarious. If you've ever wanted to be exposed to some of the worst fanfics ever written, this is the best way to do it. The recordings of My Immortal and American Kitsune are priceless.
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