Ramjack
By Alexander Green and Brad Cupples
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Podcast Description
Alexander Green, Brad Cupples and decades old popcorn popper tackle tomfoolery, shenanigans, and goings-on in an unyielding quest to deliver a little thing the kids like to call "infotainment". Every week we discuss news, events, and/or personal anecdotes as well as review a movie with a terribly flawed premise in an attempt to learn from it's often hidden virtues. Bangarang!
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ExplicitEpisode 96 - Screams for Hope: The Vacuous Surrender of Ramjack | We are back for Episode 96 with all of our deeply literate, funny, and incisive shenanigans. But, of course, we are also maddening, outrageous, cranky, and provocative when we talk about crazy old racists, hologram ghosts, being a better grandchild that l | 5/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 95 – Ramjack and the Crisis of the Shadow-Man Mirror-People | Hey remember Easter? We do. Barry-san be praised! We are prepping for Vatican III i.e., No Vatican. Grab a glass of your finest aged urine and mouthful of dirt we’ve got a slew of new addicts and a couple of well placed halibuts. The coffee shops are fi | 4/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 94 – Blizzard Battalion Bloodshed: Ramjack and the Invisible Icemen of Death | Back in Action with a warning: Beware the Werewolves... and the dolphins... and any other animal that totes weaponry. South Carolina Republicans somehow lower the bar for common sense. We watch some horrific re-enactments from awful lying liars in the E.R | 4/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 93 – Homage to a Swindler: The Autobiography of Ramjack | Oh snap! It's a super special episode for you and other humans! People are sharing s****y secrets and we do not know why. Things get incredibly heated in the Ramjack Larger Locks Literary Lounge™ as we talk about the ineptitude of George Washington and | 3/20/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 92 – Grizzly Hunting Gadabouts: Ramjack in the Forest of Chance | Grab your breakfast icecream and join us for an exciting new episode! Old timey seeds are here and they and they don't understand our generations music. Japanese Boyfriends list their greviences and take comfort in Asian Jeezo despite his fratricide. We m | 3/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 91 – Ramjack and the Cummerbund of Sisyphus | In this interactive multi-dimensional episode Alex is a sleep prophet and Brad is a Realist with Realism Powers. We get sleep tips from the national sleep foundation. Suprise! It turns out TSA Agents are up to no good. The Germans are desperate to eat gia | 3/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 90 – Ramjack and the Torchbearer of the Moon-Men | We discuss the psychotic and passive aggressive skylarkings of The Ever-Great Honorable General George Washington of the Noble Continental Army Dragoon Force Five of the North Winds Etc. Etc. Etc... Mr. Belvedere takes an insanely dark turn as Jason Batem | 2/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 89 – Ramjack and the Ice House of Forgotten Dreams | An epic shopping adventure full deceit, chicanery, and emotional turmoil is chronicled, Alex gives us the lowdown on Jennifer Lopez insanity and Prince's wacky demands. Brad yells at an old lady in a grocery store. Claire and Werner Herzog joins us to tal | 2/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 88 – Ramjack and the Paper Mache Bayonets of Terror | Alex tries to kill Brad. He survives and declares himself arbiter of all that is right and wrong. People are using shopping carts wrong. We grab our black diamonds and tune into the far future with shocking accuracy. We delve into the second chapter of so | 2/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 87 – Ramjack and the Credit Default Body Swap | We are back in action... and this time we're serious! Learn some terrifying Animal Facts from the Tower of London, Sports Facts abound from and Brad begins his improv correspondence course. George Washington's Mother is an insufferable bitch, Martha Washi | 1/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 86 – Ramjack and the Dragon Magic Mixtape of Albion | If you like Claire and/or Dinosaurs this episode is designed for your ears. We jump backwards in time to celebrate the Solstice with scary clowns, Disney princesses, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We report live from the Creation Museum with all the rad Dino | 1/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 85 – Ramjack and the Shameful Mollusk: An Underwater Tale | It’s a new year and we are here with fresh 2012 shenanigans, tomfooleries, and goings on. We discuss our nations first President, George “Sadistic-Douchebag” Washington and his even more crazed psycho-bitch of a mother. We chart our experiences wit | 1/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 84 - Ramjack and the Prince of Mediocre Sacrifices: A Messiah Story | An epic Holiday episode is here to fill your digital stocking, Brad is wheelin', dealin' and conquering the amazon. Alex is fighting children, making connections at starbucks and dealing out harsh criticism. Jon Pernisek sends us amazing Fanfiction. Morg | 12/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 83 - Heated Disease Trough: A Ramjack Family Buffet | Looking to have fun in church? Try The Baby Jeezo Sexy-Time Party Pew, it's not gonna make churchgoing more sensible but it might just get you a Grand-Slam at Denny's. We watch the preview of TLC's Virgin Diaries and have a full out panic attack. Meanwhi | 12/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 82 - Cranberry Capers: A Ramjack Holiday Heist | Happy Holidays! If you like dog shows, THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU. We give our Thanksgiving sports reports, Check in with Claire, and join World's Greatest Human Elizabeth Berkley and the Christmas Creep in the epic Hallmark Movie "Lucky Christmas". We are | 12/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 81 - Whoopsie Daisies: The Slaughter Pits of Ramjack | The all powerful stalk of corn has demanded we deliver this fresh episode unto you. Brad deals with his impending psychosis and Alex reports in on his favorite film: Twilight: Breaking Precipice of Dawn Time Night Vampire Moon Part One of Twelve. Mr. Bel | 11/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 80 - Bionic Rage: Ramjack on the Battlements | Join us friends as we pitch an amazing new breakfast option that will forever change the Holiday Season. Brazil goes on official notice for their bedroom antics. We Introduce a grip of new Apps that will decipher what kind of ghost situation you are deal | 11/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 79 - Bacteria Periodicals: The Waiting Room of Ramjack | Friends, this is a jam-packed episode of fun for the whole family. Brad reports in on Pencil-Gate 2011, a shocking tale of copyright violation and misdemeanor flaunted in the eye of the unprepared literati, Jon takes pleasure in foisting upon us his belat | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 78 – Ramjack and the Orthodontist to the Vampyres | Happy Halloween Friends! On this special spooktacular we get frightened by the terror of The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, learn how to love again, thanks to a special gal named Tangerine, and launch the Ramjack Multi-Million Challenge! Alex goes undercover as | 10/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 77 - Ramjack: A Prance Through the Orchard of Razor Blade Apples | The Halloween spirit flows powerfully as we catch up with Fat Albert and the Post-Apocalyptic Junkyard gang of 2525 as they battle the olds and giants. Alex makes a startling realization about his own personal tastes, Brad is a naturally suspicious Comman | 10/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 76 - Ramjack and the Pumpkin King of Hypotheticals | It's an action packed episode that's gonna be catching bodies and meeting cute all over the place. Brad fights a car while Alex has celeb sightings and socializes with the working class. We watch the film "Head of the Family" to learn about hypothetical-l | 10/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 75 - Ramjack and the Communion of the War-Beasts | It's the Episode 75 Spectacular! And what is more spectacular than the mad rad 90's fashions of "Saved by the Bell"? Grab your favorite sweater, pair of boots, and weirdo blazer and join us. Alex loves McDonalds. Brad loves Coffee. Jeezos love subterfuge | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 74 - Ramjack: Stranded in the River of Doubt | Podcast pressure and bamboozlement results in an open affirmation on the divinity of Sutekh. He is Risen! The Teddy and Kermit update is here, and it is amazing! Grab your favorite canine companion and join us on an Amazon Jungle Adventure. Some nerdo gam | 9/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 73 – Ice Viking Victory: The Battle of Ramjack | Do you know the difference between love and lust? Spoilers: You probably don’t. Luckily Pinterest is here to teach us how to open our hearts and get off of each other’s hair so as to have a happy, healthy, joyless, soul-crushing relationship. Sleep ea | 9/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Ramjack 9/11 Pageant: A Cliched Jingoistic Scream from Planet Earth's Greatest Nation Wrapped in Fetishistic Nationalism as | Remember? | 9/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 - Adversary of the Masses: Ramjack Ascendant | Need a pickle? In a pickle? Just relax and let this comedy gold soothe you. Alex brings us a terrifying dramatic reading from local racists that leads to seeing things that cannot be unseen. Things get super serious as Brad is getting ready for pageant se | 9/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 71 – Absolute Tyranny: The Concord of Ramjack | Ta da! A new episode of Ramjack in which we finally discuss Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room.” And it might be the greatest film ever made… if you like awkward sex scenes, nearly unintelligible bad dialogue and losing your grip on reality. We start planni | 9/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 70 - Ramjack and the Bucket of Danger! | Prepare yourself for radness! Brad gives his summer reading list update. Spoilers: Teddy and Kermit are off on some capers and caprices of their own and the economy is going to collapse again. There's some not-so-surprising news from Jackson TN and a disc | 8/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 69 - Ramjack and the Pioneering Pioneers: Fun on the Frontier | In this super special episode we decide that criers need to announce themselves. Alex finally tells us about his amazing summer camp shenanigans and learn about the travails of those wacky little 9/11 year-olds and their desperate need for sixth meal. Non | 8/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 68 – Ramjack and the Catapult of Masculine Power | We’ve seen a lot of movies and we are going to talk about them. You get to listen. It’s just that simple. Jon goes out of his way to try and convince Brad and Alex to see “The Tree of Life”. Furtive glances and skeptical looks are exchanged. Capta | 8/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 67 – Ramjack and the Ice Cream Vendor of Doom: Twin-Pops of Fury | Need to beat the heat? Listen to these cool cats! Alex is off camping but Jon and Brad are battling the summer slump. Shorts are still inappropriate for grown men, even if you are pretending to be a pizza. The new Spider-Man trailer is here and we can def | 7/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 66 – Ramjack: Hitchhiking on the Road to Mayhem | Alex is getting ready for camp and we are preparing for his funeral. Learn about the bravest new subset of freedom loving children; their wants, their needs, and their numerous numerous fears. Pillows and showers become much more ominous. Brad gets ready | 7/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 65 - Backyard Beelzebub: The Ramjack Cookout Bananza | We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary! Alex has a big time superstar celebrity sighting. He also reports in on other people's dessert. Jonathon discovers krazy kommercialz at the gym. Brad (unlike some people) get's over his nerves to accomplish his ma | 7/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 64 – Spaceman Murder Syndrome: The Diagnosis of Ramjack | The Golden Eagle is coming for you and everyone you love! Supposing you survive that maybe you can take a swim with the Kangaroo. Alex is here to give you all the animal facts you crave whilst Brad is prepped with a scholarly history of capers and caprice | 7/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 63 - Ramjack: Caught in the Glue of time | Alex is a goddamn filthy degenerate liar, Jon is again mocked by crappy improvisers, and Brad is given some hot tips from non-economically priced throat lozenges. The Contest Winner and their giant box of loot is finally announced. We hit the cinema to ca | 6/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 62 - Ramjack and the Song of the Melancholy Horse Trainer | Grab your favorite economically priced throat lozenge and your hot tea for a plague-ridden episode of Ramajck chock full of exciting tales from the hospital and horrific fever hallucinations. Brad meets a lying bitch with a severed finger and Jon goes to | 6/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 61 – Ramjack and the Saddest Little Pony in the Whole World | Summer is here and it will kill us all. As we wait to be destroyed by it we talk about people and things that aren’t funny and why you can never look back. Netflix giveth and taketh. Take a terrifying journey into the world of body modification with our | 6/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode - 60 Ramjack and the Machines: Implosion Immediate!!!!!!!! | Fighting through a series of tech issues we rally once more to give you an episode full of rad tomfooleries on this our yellow diamond anniversary! We take a peek at Maxim's Hot 100 make a hearty attempt to answer the age old sexist cliche: "Is it somehow | 5/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Ballad of the Blood-Lust Berserkers- Episode 59 | Grab your finest clichéd "Support the Troops" magnets and your long-form birth certificates we're having a blood orgy for America! As our enemies are slaughtered we celebrate heartily as popular morality demands. In this episode we have a panic attack tr | 5/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmbers of Genocide: Ramjack on the Throne of Justice - Episode 58 | He is risen... And by he, we mean Charles in Charge. There's breaking cat attack invasion news. Meanwhile, Jonathon and The Ramjack Cook-Em-Ups are going toe-to-toe with Iron Chef in an epic battle to control the kitchen: Who will get the Cinnamon? Alex i | 4/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Mendacity of Hope: Ramjack and the Useless Compromise of Tomorrow – Episode 57 | We give the box office rundown on Arthur, Hanna, Rango, Your Highness, and the horrifically sexist piece of crap "Suckerpunch". Jonathon introduces us to a Super Creepo-Asleepo-Jeezo... it makes us weep-o. The stray river cat invasion of 2011 continues an | 4/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitReturn to Ramjack: Emergency Contact of Sutekh – Episode 56 part 2 | More Games... More Fun! Part Two of Two... In this exciting conclusion we offer you the opportunity to...Marvel at the most elaborate and unwieldy situation ever lobbied on Ramjack, Excite as we deal with magic talking fish of sizeable value and third rat | 4/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack: Emergency Contact of Sutekh - Episode 56 | Behold: It's the game-a-palooza episode of fun! Part One of Two... So many games so little time! Join us as we tackle code game shenanigans, Deal with the tomfooleries of Sassy, Brassy, and Classy whilst controlling our duplicitous natures and finding our | 4/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack: Herald of Decimation - Episode 55 | Brad is confronted by his anti-stalker, Jonathon details the shenanigans of the Chicago Improv scene, and Alex drinks grass for kicks. We say a final farewell to our boy The Cape and his lovably improbable cast of characters, and uncover a slew of family | 3/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSublexations of Nonsense: The Applied Kinesiology of Ramjack – Episode 54 | In a time when the Greek people were in need of a leader… one man will rise to the challenge. In a world full of rule-breakers… another will unleash his blades to an unsuspecting public -a public that will learn to fear him. Elsewhere, as the wolfsban | 3/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMaze of Uselesness: Ramjack in Fly-Over Country - Episode 53 | It's a fresh episode designed for the pleasure of your ears, mind, and heart. We discuss the mind numbing trailer to Atlas Shrugged and death lurch of Hollywood's creativity. The Cape is full of wacky salt lick revelations and anti-lemon biases. Brad and | 3/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSnake-Eyes Misery: The Gambit of Ramjack - Episode 52 | In this Caffeine infused episode Alex reports in on Gnomeo And Juliet, Brad takes in The Care Bears Big Wish Movie, Jonathon is terrified. Meanwhile, The Cape battles wheelchair-bound assassins and terrorist zombies… Because somebody has to, right? We d | 3/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitShapes in Sinopia: The Brand of Ramjack - Episode 51 | Jonathon doesn't get invitations because he lives in ye olde times, Brad tries to wrap his head around “Doctor Who” and Alex opens up about his crush on Jack The Ripper. Everyone continues to be baffled by “The Cape”. This American Life makes us w | 2/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScream Louder: Ramjack Provoked - Episode 50 | It's our Golden Jubilee and we are celebrating it in style with robots, resurrections, and random rambling repartee. Join us as we lean nobody likes a Turtle in the "Saved By The Bell Wedding in Vegas" Movie, laugh hysterically at the most recent episodes | 2/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAce of the Skies and Cake Decoration - Episode 49 | Sadly Alex is dead and has acended to the feral cat orgy of the afterlife, meanwhile Brad is forced to live like it's frontier times, and Jonathon has been wronged by carebears and their screaming psuedo cousins. We take a long hard look at NBC's latest t | 1/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Ice-capades of Yeti - Episode 48 | It's a super fun episode full of rambling incoherence. Forget Spiderman the musical, we've got Superman with trains! What's in a name? Ask Schneck Treble, Mrs.Death-Rage, or Fat Albert. Delight at the prospects of post solstice gift giving. Marvel at wily | 1/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLove in a Tub: The Comical Revenge of Ramjack - Episode 47 | Despite some upsetting technical issues we deliver this amazing super special episode in which we take a look ahead to the entire slate of upcoming films for 2011 and speed through what will surely be the best and worst of our collective cinematic futures | 12/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Giblets of Yesteryear - Episode 46 | It’s a Holiday Smorgasboard Ramjack Extravaganza! We talk about Thanksgiving shenanigans and jump full force into the Yule season. We go 80’s christmas crazy as we watch Muppet Family Christmas to learn how to be a lousy selfish friend, take a dark tu | 12/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Rings of Saturn: Search for the S-Factor - Episode 45 | We take a trust fall into the dark dangerous devil-majicks of the Tarot. Unleash a cry for justice to be served as Jonathon gets wronged, Alex gets an ego boost, and Brad gets Marmaduke. We delve into some 80s nostalgia and reminisce about Saved by the Be | 12/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBox-Social Bandits: The Fall Festival of Ramjack - Episode 44 | We get the Chicago update from Jon Pernisek just off his Journey on the midnight train. Meanwhile Alex takes a break from stuffing his face with baked goods to show his general disdain and lack of respect for the audience. We welcome Dove Promises back in | 11/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack on the Road: Rally Edition - Episode 43 | We are dying. Fact. But that’s not going to stop us from reporting on our travels to Washington DC for the “Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear” We battle Jack Black, Chris Matthews, Death Machines, and the Sun in a valiant effort to find some tiny | 11/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCurse of the Pentagram Moon: The Bite of Ramjack - Episode 42 | We see you Hoarding those Pumpkins. It’s the Halloween and BooBerry is judging you with his jaunty eyebrow. As we prep for our trip to Washington D.C. we still find time to ask the hard questions. Have you found love in a bakery, at the hands of a scary | 10/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack: Attack on the Millennial Dream - Episode 41 | In another festive Halloween episode we take a dramatic visit to the General Mills Fortress of Marshmallow Horrors, fight through the freak show crowd at the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” auditions, and Tackle Buffy The Vampire Slayer The Movie a.k. | 10/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSaucy Summer Serenade with Ramjack - Episode 40 | It's our epic rundown of the Summer Movies of 2010 with special in-studio guest Jon Pernisek. Come forth and witness the beginning of the Marmacast! Enjoy it with your ears, your hearts, and your mind-hole. | 10/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitKiss of the Mantis: Ramjack the Incorrigible – Episode 39 | We start gearing up for the Halloween Season with the terror that is cheese in the wild plus bacteria and parasite infested water sources, A super-freaky freak accident. Christine O’Donnell = crazy, 13yr old toddlers face 9/11 style terror attacks, Bump | 10/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSmile for Hepatitis: Ramjack at the Fair - Episode 38 | Science: Phony baloney's are sly and sexy cheaters. Stuffed animals and children begat of vegetation bred for slave labor and rescued by an industrious latch-key kid with deep coffers = A Marketing Bonanza. Confessions: Animal Hoarding takes us to a dark | 9/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack on Tornado Island: Twisters of Tomfoolerie - Episode 37 | An action packed ep featuring: Pants v Shorts (Hint: one is for men and one is for eight year old boys) Empty Nest Syndrome Mystery solved, Ice cream day = the most respectable day. Syfy's "Mary Knows Best" gives us a panic attack, How to know if she's in | 8/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and The Year of Infinite Plunder - Episode 36 | The official one year anniversary episode accept no substitutes.In this super special cavalcade of entertainments we find better uses for Chinese crippled chimp chicken killers and magic custard metal as well as unravel the curious enigma that is Kim Kard | 8/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Tears of Orphans: A Recipe for Laughs - Episode 35 | Deal or No Deal? Super sketchy ultrasound contraceptive. Scariest condoms ever. Science squares up the awesomest aromas. Subway dogs and underground landscapes. Japanese wild and wacky water antics. "Fashion Forward" or "Hang it up, Mcgee"? Ramjack Dramat | 7/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack: An Intervention for America - Episode 34 | Grab your apple pie and pour out that tea, It's a very special episode spanning over four months of hard-hitting reporting to deliver the complete Intervention of Mike Miller. We track his attempts to cast aside Old Glory in favor of the Union Jack whilst | 6/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPolar Bear Rampage: Reflections with Ramjack - Episode 33 | It's over and it's been a long wild road, kids. We take a moment from our grieving to discuss the final episode of Lost and try to figure out why ABC cut all the polar bear footage. Also we flashback to mid 4th season with Mike "Too-Tall-Tilly" Miller to | 6/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and White Light of Racial Purity: Island Edition - Episode 32 | It's time for an easy going chat about these precious final few days of LOST. Jacob:Slack-Jawed Gorilla or Mentally Handicapped Neandertal which side are you on? Crazy moms is sorry for the rock she's about to put through your skull. Jacob's Aryan dreams | 5/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSpring in your Step: A Connect The Dots with Ramjack – Episode 31 | Dove promises go awry, the military is training robots to be afraid of us, revolutionary sixth grade game, Stop Molesting children, 5and2 Dramatic Reading “letter to a young girl”, outdoor cats don’t have a chance, silent 7’s, as well as adventure | 5/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Decorated Egg of Divinity: He is Risen - Episode 30 | It's an Easter Spectacular! Welcome back baby jeezo. Dove Promises, Wisconsin are you ok? Ladies get a 5and2 slap to the mouth, meanwhile Catholics keep protecting wacko preds, A pocket for the 21st century, orangutan's love hot tub danger sex, Pet adopt | 4/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSlip/Trip Trauma: a Warning from Ramjack - Episode 29 | Dove Promises return and teach us to Inner-Jog, Colorado Libraries are the worst, Anna Martinez, Where are you? Sarah Palin is campaigning to be the new 4th godhead. MHC = the S**t Factor. Catholic douchebaggery, Apathy is the worst. Movie Theater Complai | 3/31/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIsland Predator Raw: The Stolen Innocence of Ramjack - Episode 28 | Another LOST special episode in which we speculate about the past and future of the Polar Bears, Sawyer and Miles "partnership", and Kate's inability to drive. Now with 400% more haikus! | 3/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRobots of Shame and Failure: Ramjack Incorporated - Episode 27 | Fashion forward, Cyrus Family Secrets, Asexual Lady Ants, Racist Jap Bees, We play Jeezo, Shroud, Albino as the 5and2's raise the dead, Elderly Server Farms Solve the Energy Crisis, Diesel gets stupid, Hoarding chrismas and mad vampire fashions. You best | 3/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitInfluenza de la Suidae: The Scourge of Ramjack - Episode 26 | Stealing a KJ for the 5and2 set, baby tat's for Jeezo, 4and2 is the new Asian, The Folgers Coffee Company is a bastion of antiquated ideas about gender roles and societal obligations, Chiropractors in Connecticut, Nerd Ladies abound, and a bedazzled situa | 1/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Roving Reporters of Revelation: Island Edition! - Episode 25.5 | It's a special mini-episode and we explore the spoils of the Lost Final Season Sweepstakes. Note: Contains Minor Spoilers if you have had your head completely in the sand. Brad's Life completely intersects with the Lost and he loses grip with reality. We | 1/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Death of Father Time: A New Year's Jubilee - Episode 25 | Employ-of-the-month: FAIL. The science behind tiny sensitive hands is explored. Does the number four exist? Ask the 4and2'ers and prepare for an onslaught of idiocy. Surprise! Stress is not new. News Dealers are in your neighborhood and they are dealing n | 1/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Red Snuggie of Ramjack: A Holiday Homecomming - Episode 24 | Mail an Octopus for the new year, The Final Martha Stewart promises, an Oraganic Xmas = revolting, Walmart Drive Though, The happiest place doesn't know any better, Gray-haired tweens are disturbing the natural order of everything, Hey Internet bitches... | 1/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack’s Sweater: A Tale of Mystery for America - Episode 23 | Hey you lazy f*****g faux-cripple-scooter-bitch-people stop trying to see through your brain bones, because there's a 20 watt fountains in our brain that can't die, thus proving the axiom time minus time equals no time... and that's what we've got for you | 12/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCarbon Monoxide Fury: A Cautionary Tale of Ramjack - Episode 22 | The Macy's Pride/Christmas/White man oppressing Native Americans Parade, Martha Stewart bitchslap's Sarah Palin, Carly Simon apparently didn't die in 1929, Alex extols the virtues of "cooking" pre-cooked food out of plastic bags, we talk about some wild a | 12/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTurkey Chasin' Hijinx a Ramjack Family Festival - Episode 21 | Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers...it's a lucky 21 Thanksgiving super spectacular! Martha Stewart News, Alex curls up with his Hagen-daz and bunny slippers to give us a "Gossip Girl" and "90210" update, Brad Discovers "Sell This House" and learns what love | 11/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHigh Flying Ramjack: An Adventure Story in the Air - Episode 20 | Blockbuster is banking on magic to save them, sadly magic is out. Peter Cottontail has a cock on his back... a cock for science! A deranged Martha Stewart becomes our Celebrity Project Child of the month. Brad watches Inglorious Bastards and Venture Bros. | 11/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEntering Madness: The Catacombs of Ramjack - Episode 19 | Lion OR Lying. Willie Ames is back in charge and he's going to zap your Roth IRA, An IMDB message board dramatic reading. Shows: Tswift on Snl, Parking Wars and more. Spacial reasoning for dummies, and a tasty haze of vicodin and muscle relaxers gently gu | 11/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSpookhouse Spectre: The Crypt of Ramjack - Episode 18 | Episode 18 is here and it’s legal! Time to rock the vote. We finish our October Halloween extravaganza, receive a special poem, check in on Taylor Swift, discuss Halloween safety for you, your costumes, and your yard haunt... and who doesn’t love an o | 10/31/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJack O’ Lantern Rampage: The Laughter of Ramjack - Episode 17 | It’s Spooktacular! Taylor Swift: Globe Trotter, Freemdom Stars: make your own! Spiders want to destroy our economy, Hey Kristen Stewart take a bath and shut the f**k up, Rush Limbaugh shutdown, Old people call phone sex line: Viva Viagra indeed, Oregon | 10/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPretty Pretty Princess and the Unicorn Tea Party: A Ramjack Adventure - Episode 16 | The pretty pretty princess has landed... and nothing will ever be the same. It's the Ramjack Super Sweet Sixteen, so of course we have Miley and Taylor Swift updates, circumcisions, scaring and AIDS: What you need to know. Watch out for evil Alex from the | 10/25/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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85 |
ExplicitObsidian Glory: The Spawn of Ramjack - Episode 15 | Episode 15 of our world famous chicken-fried-chicken-podcast-steak-chicken-chicken-cast, We get into the Halloween spirit, present a dramatic reading of Charlie Sheen's Presidential fan-fiction, learn about France's plan to get us using MS Paint, and watc | 9/27/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Flight of the Doomsday Cannibals - Episode 14 | Taylor Swift update, Suprise! TN is a rancid cesspool of racial intolerance and bigotry... you didn't know? Glen Beck = douchebag, Chris Hansen needs to make a trip to France, Hoarders update, Survivor-It's still on air? We wake up in the situation room o | 9/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBlood-Shackle Panople The Escape of Ramjack - Episode 13 | 5&2 drive-through, Science gives Mice hoverboards, HOARDERS: the lastest and greatest sensation of the Nation, CSI+ Spy Kids + Baby Jeezo = Hangman's Curse featuring a young Leighton Meester... You know, from Gossip Girl? No, not the blonde. The other one | 9/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBoiling Tempest: Ramjack on the High Seas - Episode 12 | Despite Technical difficulties we bring you an exciting episode 12. Your iPhone tells you when to go to the bathroom, Clowns and Gorillas unite for crime, look-alike sperm for sale, BJ's for Babies, Peach is the new Pink, Grape is the new Grape, and | 9/9/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack: Master of the Unknownk - Episode 11 | Stay Alert and Check your Score Cards on this very special episode of Ramjack as we slow things down a bit and take it easy. Teenwolf: The Next Generation = van surf or bust. EXTRAORDINARY Chickens! We examine the Campaign shenanigans of '01 in prep for t | 9/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTears for Xerces: The Atonement of Ramjack - Episode 10 | It's big 10! double digits = double awesome. The light at the end of the tunnel is just ducktape, Japanese Robot pants, Conneticut Update: 5&2 with a 2x4, The Nutmeg state launches war on furries again, Troll 2 teaches us that titles often mean nothing (h | 8/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack and the Battle for the Sedona Secret - Episode 9 | Cows attacks, Germans seek a sneaky glance, Vatican douchebaggery, Super-Ants are here and they wants all ur elektricity Speed Racer is GO! Christina Ricci is HOT! Not to mention a Sprightly Sojourn into the Situation Room. | 8/16/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Final Fury of Ramjack Book 1: The Adello Protocol - Episode 8 | Jeezo presents another Miracle Baby Giraffe, The BBC, Greyhound adventures, podcasting is not for therapy, Meteor Man blows our minds with awesomeness, The Situation Room, And much to our surprise Pernisek buses in to join us... again. (super-fan or super | 8/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack And The Infinitum Wars - Episode 7 | Shifty Swiss Mailmen, Swedish Chicks Rape Men, Smart artists less likely to be Schizos While Idiots go nuts, Organic Popcorn sucks, Scott Baio and Willie Ames run amok in the 80's romp Zapped! + Situation Room AND Mr.Pernisek Returns. That's value for you | 7/19/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBroken Scimitar: The Shadow of Ramjack - Episode 6 | The Ants+Mice+Machines=chaos, Furies (again), The Christian Sci-Fi epic "Time Changer" teaches us the evils of being a moral person, The Situation Room, Special guest co-host Jonathon Pernisek, 5&2 Jeezo! | 7/12/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSingular Chaos: The Prophecy of Ramjack - Episode 5 | Ants vs Humans, The 4th of July, Furry Oppression in Connecticut, The Prequel to “LOST” 1989’s “Road House”, “The Situation Room”, and Special Treats. | 7/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRamjack: Dark Monopoly of Blood - Episode 4 | Awkward Theater Adventures, Sparkly Vampires get their comeuppance in “Twilight”, and a return to “The Situation Room” sans Wolf Blitzer. | 6/28/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFelled Silhouettes of Ramjack: The Conqueror's Chronicle - Episode 3 | Privacy: who needs it? Bill Cosby's "Ghost Dad" and an exciting excursion into "The Situation Room". | 6/21/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTortured Sinew: A Tale of Ramjack - Episode 2 | The NetFlix Rating system for dummies, Republicans and Furries, “Internet”, and Stephen King’s Dreamcatcher. | 6/14/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLost Dreams: Ramjack the Unfurler - Episode 1 | It all begins here, hot topics of the day are: The 2009 Cincy Fringe Fest and the greatest film ever made 1985's Gymkata. | 6/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 99 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Informed, intelligent, inspired = Ramjack.
Not only does this show give me an interesting, new perspective on current events, it fills me with belly laughs and puts me in a better mood. Keep the new shows coming.
5&2 (Do the Math)
Hey, this is Jon Pernisek, the guest featured in Episodes 6-8! Ramjack is a fantastic way to spend your podcastin' time, so subscribe today. Alex and Brad's way of dissecting cinematic obscurities, lambasting religion and finding curiosity-piquing nuggets from today's headlines will rock your world. Remember: God hates divorce, everything is perfectly fine, and you are unconditionally, irrevocably in love with Ramjack. This review brought to you by the Popery II, which is in no way a small robot with the ability to kill you and your loved ones.
Leave my shorts alone!
Great podcast guys.
But leave my shorts alone! I look forward to my summer months of wearing shorts and sandals. Don't take them away from me with your anti-pants administration!
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