Selected Works, Selected Jerks
By Kelly, Scott, and Shane
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Podcast Description
Kelly, Shane and Scott are the Selected Jerks, providing you with an ostensibly regular dose of ostensibly music-related discussion, peppered with celebrity mockery, underinformed technology commentary, Star Trek, and time permitting, actual music. selectedjerks.com / @selectedjerks / jerks@selectedjerks.com.
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ExplicitHappy Holidays from the Selected Jerks | Sometimes things don't turn out quite like you planned. But as the saying goes, when podcasting hands you lemons, splice those lemons together with a goofy sound and hope for the best. This time around, we bring you our favorite holiday songs, and along the way we discuss bucket margaritas, the Star Trek war intensifies, and Kelly teaches Scott a new naughty word. So gather up the family, sit around the yule log, and try to follow along in the pamphlet you should have received by mail. We suggest you try making a drinking game out of this one. Happy holidays, from the Selected Jerks. | 12/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSpace Sleep | The Selected Jerks emerge from a cryogenic slumber to drop science on fast food etiquette, Korean fashion, and whippin' it out. Broken glass, picking it up after the breakdown, dropping the needle. Season two is upon us. | 11/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThere Weren’t As Many Wangs Back Then | This time around, the gang gets together to talk about some of their favorite cover songs. Plus, Scott and Shane share some tips on how to be a big hit at your next cookout, and Kelly takes a spin on the old Chatroulette wheel. | 8/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSWSJ: Now With More Mouth Guitar! | In Episode 4 the Selected Works, Selected Jerks crew takes you on a magical karaoke tour through awesome 80s power ballads and Gary Busey's spam box. | 6/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThat *&@%#! Sandwich | In Episode 3 the gang gets together to talk about great songs from great movies. Plus Shane uncovers The Colonel's dirty little secret, Scott wants to know what love is, he wants you to show him and Kelly *is* the podcast whisperer. | 5/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEverything Else is Kinda Peepee | In the milestone second episode, the gang throws back. Shane embarks on a vodka advertising/terrorism campaign, Kelly requests a citation, and Scott's the official countdown clapper to the clap countdown clap whatever. | 4/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTHERE WILL BE DIPPIN’ SAUCE | In the inaugural episode, the team chooses a simple Spring theme. Shane tries his best to be nice, Kelly starts an Internet rumor, and Scott's putting on his water wings to get ready for swimsuit season. | 4/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 7 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Grab your crab wontons and hold on!
Music, life, and everything -- served with a side of ranch dippin' sauce! You owe it to yourself to jump on this podcast, kemosabe.
Come for the music, stay for the vodka
Anyone can put up a podcast but what makes one special are the intangibles. This one has that in spades. The act of talking music among three friends turns this into everything you would hope: the funny tangents it leads to, the surprises of how you think someone will respond, and the art of the well-placed low-brow joke. Basically, it's like listening in on your smart, funny friends who aren't afraid to rip on your music but let you in on their in-jokes.
These People Are Good (Good People)
I'm not the type of guy who writes reviews about podcasts, or gets all into technology, or signs up for social networking sites, or listens to a lot of music, or consumes "comedy" or "art" of any kind, or cooks much, or has any hobbies to speak of, or thinks drinking at work is inappropriate and should be reported (are you reading this, H. Penfolds? Mind your own business and stay in your cubicle!), or understands the science behind plumbing or copy machines or carpet, or remembers to use dryer sheets, or keeps promises, or writes reviews about podcasts, but I have to say, this podcast is FANTASTIC!
The concept is new. Each podcaster chooses a song to fit with that week's theme. (EX: "Song That Reminds Me of Summer," "Song That Makes Me Want to Eat A Lot of Peaches," etc.) But really, it's not about the songs. Forget what I said about the songs. I don't even think there are songs.
This podcast is about the people (3) doing it. They're funny. Naturally funny. Not funny like people who are paid to be funny. No, listening to SWSJ is like listening to real, regular, normal people. People like you and me! Unless you're wearing a hat right now. Because if you are, I have news for you, you aren't normal. No one wears a hat on the internet.
That's what I love about this podcast. It's normal like me, instead of normal like you.
Do you know what I mean?
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