Slightly Burned Pants
By Dwight Slappe, T. Michael Murdock, and Michael Sullivan
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Podcast Description
T. Michael Murdock, Dwight Slappe, and Michael Sullivan use topics and blog posts from their site, Slightlyburnedpants.com, for a jumping off point into absurdity and parody. On occasion, those discussions are humorous to people other than themselves.
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ExplicitEpisode #30: Let Us Not Be Dainty of Our Leave-Taking | We’re back! There’s no pubic hair in Bushwood. The boys share stories from their sojourns in Shakespeare. Watching TV with or without your significant other. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #29.5: He Was The Best Of Us | A Surgical Recuperation Shortened Episode! Sullivan forgets his name. Murdock hides from a biker gang of one. And Dwight reluctantly asks a question. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 5/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #29: Dying When You're Not Really Sick Is Really Sick | The boys react to the ladies’ segment last week. Otherwise it’s all Murdock all the time. He’s having risky spinal surgery so why not enjoy some gallows humor in the face of his potential demise. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) “Mothers Day” by Priapus | 5/9/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #28: But You Don't Understand, Osgood! | The boys plan a trip to Cracker Barrel for a riotous battle of parlor games. Two stuffed monkeys traumatize Dwight to the point of admitting he can't read. Murdock laments a lack of trustworthiness among family, as well as coins the next best Superman franchise. A spelling error haunts Sullivan's staunch love of Public Enemy. We introduce several new characters this week, including Nigel, the footballer for the Buffalo Williams who has two v****as. This one's a keeper, folks. Alright, alright! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 5/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #27: We Have Armadillos In Our Trousers | Murdock listens to pussyrock and looks like Powder. Dwight chastises a cat and hates pop music. Sullivan gets his jimmies rustled when he comes up blank (again). We trade one set of sound/mix issues for another as we join the "27 Club" this week on Slightly Burned Pants. That hum means victory! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 4/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #26: Why I Oughta... | Sullivan actually paid money to see The Three Stooges, causing an unplanned celebration of the acting talents of Stephen Collins. Dwight apologizes for emotionally scarring a child while Darth Maul nodded knowingly. Murdock’s mother finally acknowledges her eponymous Comedy Minute and the boys discuss which dead celebrities they would like to see as holograms while pondering what holidays are worthy of the human race getting stinking drunk. This one's for you, O Canada! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 4/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #25: You've Got Mail | Dwight tries to make good with all but two of the Chemical Valley Rollergirls. We take matters into our own hands with online dating. We mingle with Christian Mingle and Murdock does physical harm to Dwight as only a Farmer on Farmers Only can. Episode 25 is our quarter...of a hundred episodes...episode. Rejoice, Alpaca farmers, rejoice! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 4/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #24: The Secret's In The Sauce | Sullivan loves batter-dipped corn nuggets. Murdock loves hitting opposing batters in the nuggets. Dwight shares some musical nuggets that get him pumped. It's the first show in a month with just the three of us, so sit back, relax and enjoy the buffet. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 4/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #23: Snap Out Of It! | The show returns after a week off, and brings with it all of your favorites: The Apology, The Barb Murdock Comedy Minute, The Cleaning Crew and what seems like three full hours of Darwin the Dolphin from SeaQuest DSV. All that and a Special Guest - Justin McElroy, King of the Internet. Aren't you glad we're back? BOOM. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 3/27/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #22: ...and Skate Over Their Throats | A bluff has been called and the boys respond. Murdock relives his rock n roll glory days. Dwight loves movies. Sullivan bends the rules and agrees to a sixth cat. And overdubs? What overdubs? It’s supposed to sound that way. Just ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild, whom I’ve slept with. More at slightlyburnedpants.com A special thanks to the Chemical Valley Rollergirls. Find them at http://chemicalvalleyrollergirls.com or on Twitter via @CVRGDerby. Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 3/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #21: I'd Horsewhip You If I Had A Horse | A special guest joins the boys in the Adventureplex. Murdock has joined Juggalobook. Sullivan enjoys some slash fiction a little too much. Dwight shares his Full House vendetta. And this may be the closest the show ever comes to the quality of “Equus”. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 3/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #20: Your Mama Was A Snowblower | The boys go to their first roller derby bout and volunteer to be dumptrucks. Someone famous is unexpectedly sexy and we rename a debilitating disease. Long form improv strikes as Little “g” opens up about his time with Tommy Lee. Is anyone listening? You are! SBP! | 2/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #19: I Say We Let Him Go | The office Juggalo compares himself and others to celebrated kid’s show icons while Dwight forces his underlings to play church mouse. The boys create the world’s most popular/terrible combination of new reality t.v. shows. Grandpa hates on Whitney Houston. Murdock shares which song to NEVER play on a jukebox in a bar. Sullivan apologizes to Oprah. And, thankfully, the celebrity shovings have begun. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 2/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #18: Yes, I Bet You Have | Murdock visits his local witch doctor. A very original exploration of the “Han Shot First” phenomenon. Dwight salts the earth. And in a break from tradition Sullivan keeps mostly quiet. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 2/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #17: You Got To Always Protect The McNuggets! | It’s time for “The Last Boy Scout” Fantasy Draft. Live-In Maid shouldn’t have opened Murdock’s door. Murdock and Dwight get their passports renewed to meet Chicken McNugget girl while Sullivan recounts his food addiction. Dwight reveals his favorite Juggalo’s cluelessness. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 2/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #16: Chaotician, Actually | Dwight, Murdock and Sullivan are thankful the aliens set them on the path to podcast stardom. A clichéd Super Bowl bit! Dwight reveals how he scarred Seal. Murdock is sans employer. Sullivan apologizes to a trash can. The trio admits their Oscar ignorance, but decide it’s all worth it for bad joke or two. The Cleaning Crew mops up the remains of one of the most brutally chaotic episodes yet. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 1/31/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #15: You Make Me Wish I Had Three Hands | Sullivan’s abundance of bathroom stories is a source of confusion while Murdock scratches himself on a Dwight safari. Sullivan unfortunately has more to share from Best Wife’s birthday. Dwight apologizes for his karaoke low point. Murdock shares some Google searches that brought people to the website. Dwight and Murdock capitalize on tangents while Sullivan interrupts himself. We work out. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 1/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #14: Human Beings Are A Disease | It’s the first official Sick Cast! The guys are sick, physically and mentally - head to soul. Sullivan risks never getting laid again by giving an irreverent recap of Best Wife’s birthday extravaganza. Dwight explains the “Slappe Tornado”. Murdock hates Paul Thomas Anderson. Dwight hates the Matrix sequels. Sullivan loves Fisher Stevens. We all offer a bunch of extremely valid Roller Derby names. Dwight offers to sell his vote in the general election. The Cleaning Crew drop an awesome new phrase onto an unsuspecting society. It’s everything you could ever hope for from three guys with pneumonia! | 1/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #13: I Don't Even Want To Think About Losing | New Artwork! The money-making division of Slightly Burned Pants is either a sore loser or a champion of capitalism. Sean Connery bowed out at the wrong time. Murdock likes the comedy of Dane Cook. Also, New Artwork! Dwight is hardly surprised that “Barry Soetero” visited Mars, while Sullivan forgets to thank the people that matter most. And The Cleaning Crew straighten the office after the fadeout. No kidding, buddy! New Artwork! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 1/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #12: With Friends Like You Who Needs Friends | 2012 is officially the year of Slightly Burned Pants. After a slew of references to earlier shows, Murdock tells everyone about funeral home Thumbies. Dwight introduces his Russell Brand impression to the world. The animatronic animals at a local pizza place/arcade dole out cocaine. Sullivan hates SWAT. Dwight courts the ire of Browncoats everywhere. Murdock apologizes for the “Insanity.” And the Cleaning Crew make another appearance. Don’t forget to hug your snake today! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 1/3/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #11: You Make Your Point As Delicately As Ever | It’s a New Year’s episode recorded on Christmas Eve! The typical “format” flies head-first out the window, leaving only broken promises and shattered dreams in its wake. Worst Wife goes Christmas shopping at the literal last minute. Sullivan still hates comedy as New Year’s resolutions go awry. The boys warn listeners of Alien Sasquatch Butt Babies and Stew Monsoons. Cartoon recollections lead to a prison yard showdown between Transformers and Go-Bots. Murdock and Dwight share words that gross them out - over and over and over. We’re the only people on the internet this week! Enjoy! More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 12/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #10: A Leak In The Primary Coolant Tube | It’s our Non-Christmas Christmas Show! Murdock ponders when absurdity became reality at the Festival of Dwights. Porn thresholds are found, crossed and left in the dust. Dwight has to choose between podcasting or community theatre. Sullivan makes the world’s worst “race” joke. Murdock is shocked to find he’s not the brilliant gift-giver he always thought he was. Sullivan apologizes for having bad aim. Feline Coitus expedites the episode’s ending. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 12/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #9: Water Entry of Small Objects | Dwight and Murdock, in a perfect storm of jealousy, give poor marks to Sullivan’s worksheet. Propellers hurt pretty white girls. Sullivan and Dwight learn about Wee Murdock’s first encounter with the “Language of Love”. One of our hosts apologizes for not using his superpowers for good. Live-In Maid has questionable taste in transvestites. Dwight finds religion. Murdock is not a door-opener. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 12/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #8: ...If We Were To Buy Her A Baby Brother | Dwight just bought a house that’s uncomfortably close to racists. We make Jesus even more popular. Live-In Maid tries to buy a Christmas Star. Do you know what the second most important thing to look out for in prison is? Sullivan apologizes to his fourth grade class and not because of his Larry Bird shorts. UFOs, 9/11 conspiracies and Leprechauns, oh my! Murdock has to leave early because his cat s***s money. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 12/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #7: The Contents Of The Letter Are Unknown | Sullivan leads Murdock and Dwight down the Multiple Andrew W.K. rabbit hole. Our hosts analyze Francis Ford Coppola and Battered Deer Syndrome. Where Dwight and Murdock were lettered athletes in school, Sullivan was...not? Murdock apologizes to “Oprah.” Dwight’s blind allegiance to Elvis Costello is put to the test. And a faux pas requires our first ever overdub. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 11/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #6: My Grandfather Taught Me How To Fish. . . | Does Sullivan’s snoring lead to domestic disputes or is it a means to ignore them? Murdock and Dwight have a Mom vs. Mom showdown. Sullivan ragequits a card game. Murdock unavoidably has moves like Jagger for five straight hours. And is it still a “hidden track” if it’s mentioned here? “A dickslappin’ good time,” says Wish I Was Asian. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 11/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #5: Some Things In Here Don't React Well To Bullets | Sullivan is appalled that hobos don’t know how to buy smokeless tobacco while shopping at Sheetz. Murdock’s faulty memory could either be the result of or the reason for so many trips to Taco Bell. Dwight spends time in the Executive Suite supervising a robot who reads magazines from the 1990’s. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) | 11/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #4: I Widowed Her The Day I Married Her | Is Dwight being stalked by a secret Juggalo wearing sweatpants and suspenders? The providence of the province of Alberta, Canada is tested by a wayward trivia host. Sullivan has to say ‘no’ to Best Wife’s request for more animals despite the universal appeal of the lizard-baiting pits. And Murdock reminds everyone of the existence of George Lazenby. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) “Zephaniah 3:17” by Wilbur by the Sea (http://wilburbythesea.bandcamp.com/) “National Anthem of the Soviet Union” by Red Army Choir “The Amish Rifle” by The Jambrones (http://www.facebook.com/TheJambrones) “Electric Babies” by Left Arm | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #3: Your Fathers Before You…Played This Game | Murdock’s mom hates the show almost as much as Sullivan clearly hates Halloween (and fun). Sullivan and Dwight slowly become their fathers. Also, karma catches up to “nice” Dwight when he screws up the easiest joke in the world in a brand new segment. Welcome to SBP Podcast #3. More at slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) “Too Big Dad” by Skid Baxter (http://www.skidbaxter.com) “Mothers Day” by Priapus “Frankz Furnace” by Skid Baxter “Yah-Yoshi” by Prank Monkey “Electric Babies” by Left Arm | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #2: I Think I Will Need Two Wives | Worst Wife didn’t listen to the first episode. Why are those birds so angry? Is it because of Murdock’s flippant blasphemy? And what will Sullivan rage quit this week? Join them at http://slightlyburnedpants.com Music: “Electric Babies” by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm), “Hairless Squirrel” by Skid Baxter (http://www.skidbaxter.com), “No Waking World” by John Lancaster (http://johnlancaster.com/), “Another Raw Deal in Furniture” by Skid Baxter, “A Burning Farewell to Us All” by John Lancaster, “Electric Babies” by Left Arm | 10/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode #1: We Sail Into History | WARNING: This first episode has terrible sound. Only completists should download and listen to it. Dwight, Murdock, and Sullivan sail into history on a poorly recorded, leaky, caterpillar-driven boat. Visit them at http://slightlyburnedpants.com Music by Left Arm (http://www.myspace.com/leftarm) and B&E (http://www.myspace.com/bandelive). | 10/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 31 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Thrilling! Exciting! Edge-of-your-seat suspense!
"The first of several films based on Tom Clancy's "Jack Ryan" technothrillers, Hunt for Red October stars Alec Baldwin as eccentric CIA analyst Ryan and Sean Connery as Soviet submarine commander Marko Ramius. Ramius sets the plot in motion when he murders his political adviser, burns his orders, and steers his sub Red October towards American waters, hoping to defect. The CIA, aware that the Red October was about to embark on an evasive mission to demonstrate its ability to avoid detection and fire its nuclear missiles upon U.S. installations, believes that Ramius is insane, and that he plans to start World War III. To cover their own behinds, the Russians back up the CIA's suspicion. Only Jack Ryan believes that Ramius' mission is not as apocalyptic as it seems -- and it is Ryan who is assigned to infiltrate the Red October to prove his theory. The sort of film that in an earlier era would have been called a "thinking man's thriller," The Hunt for Red October ushered in a new series of Hollywood-produced post-Cold War adventure films, including 1995's Crimson Tide." - Hal Erickson, Rovi
Hey guys, listen to this podcast. Seriously.
Russian national anthem
As soon as I read the title for episode #1 (We Sail Into History) I had the sudden urge to sing the Russian national anthem and defect to the United States ;-) Fun podcast and glad to know there was someone else who hated AVATAR as much as I did.
My mom strongly disapproves
Got an hour? Spend it laughing with these guys. And, for the love of Christmas, respect the sancity of porn, back yard graves, and Halloween.
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