Swap Fu Podcast Mr. and Ms. Swap Fu

We recorded this episode in two takes. We had to stop recording the first take because we got in an argument. Oh well. I was also really congested during the first take. Sorry about that. Semi-live from Vancouver BC. FuGrrl is tired and hungry. New mic stands. Can you tell the difference? What's the Weather? Pot smoke! FuGrrl's Canada prejudices get dashed. Sending some love to our Vancouver listeners. Sorry. The podcast came out after we went to Seattle. We will meet you another time. Continued on April 3 Get a month on us! Use our promo codes and get a free month on Kasidie (promo code: swapfu) and SDC (promo code: 32457). Sexual Performance Anxiety Realizing MrFu's performance anxiety kept us from participating in many swinger events. MrFu struggles with this issue. Maybe my experience will help some folks feel like they are less alone. Self-acceptance vs self-improvement. Been here in BC for more than a month and still haven't had any pot. We've got shit to do. Going to the Whistler LS Takeover! May 2 - 5. Join us! The music for this episode is Vancouver's own Bear Mountain's cover of Everybody Wants to Rule the World The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Los Apuntes (The Notes) We're still in Mexico City recording Take 2 of this podcast. Making better for you, Swinger! Guess what? We got stood up again. Make that lucky number 7. We did get a chance to check out a great bar, so it wasn't all bad. Check it out if you're ever in CDMX: El Diente de Oro. If you know CDMXCPLLKNG4U on SDC, ask them why they stood us up? Who outed Roger Stone? Where's Jeff Bezos dick when you need it? Are there more Republicans or Democrats in the lifestyle and why? According to Reddit, many more single women are attending LS clubs. Maybe it's because women are having fewer kids.  Mr. Fu whines about Reddit. Basement dwelling masturbators. Why can't I just stop using it? And finally, the topic: Ageism in the Lifestyle Are they too young or too juvenile? Don't assume you weren't excluded because of your age. Hard age limits are probably not great constraints -- think compatibility. In Mexico, elitism is a big deal. Bottom line, not everyone gets invited to everything. Headed to Vancouver, Canada. March 2 - June 8. Also visiting Seattle! The Saffire Club is on our list. We're going to see the Pixies and a couple Canucks games. Interested? Hit us up. Beers, meet and greets and so on. We got drunk with Swingercast this week. Thanks for visiting guys! Safe travels. We're attending a Valentines Day swinger play party -- very excited about this. Talk to you from Vancouver! No music yet -- still getting my production chops back. Sorry. The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Show notes Memba us? Talking about swinging as transients Why Mexico? How did we break into swinging here? El Grupo on WhatsApp SDCand SwingLiving are the two big websites in Mexico City Apartment swinging Swinger clubs in Mexico Trying to get things going in Mexico City Temptations vs Desire A nomad laments and laments and laments Going to Vancouver, eh? Airbnb forever! But yes, we're still alive No music this time folks! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

We're exhausted -- hope we don't sound too tired. Thanks for all the well wishes! Nice meeting the Cunninghams. Hi to LG Fun Couple! We'll be at the Lifestyle Lounge takeover of Desire Riviera Maya from March 4 - 11 Here we go Steelers! Welcome to football talk with Mr and Ms Swap Fu FuGrrl's New Toy We're going to randomly wear the costumes we have at Desire We discuss porn preferences. What should FuGrrl watch? Mr Fu loves Kate Winslet Watch Pittsburgh Dad! https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsburghdad Guys with Super Hot wives? People have a hard time taking compliments in the LS. Can you ask them beforehand? Should you hire LS friends? What's wrong with MyFace? (Our monthly Facebook rant) We're going to Desire in March 4 - 12 for the Lifestyle Lounge takeover. Are you? Make America Swing Again! Episode Song is "She's Out of Her Mind" by Poway's Blink-182. We'll miss you, San Diego! The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Drunk Alert! If you're triggered by slurred speech, skip this episode. Bitching and moaning and groaning into the last episode of the year. Absolute Wild Tea? Tasty!! https://www.absolut.com/us/products/absolut-wild-tea/ Why Mr Fu hates Mariachis. We got hacked by some Russian fucking guy! Check out Regus for all your virtual office needs -- we use em! https://www.regus.com/ We go off on good tech support and the trouble with the expectations of Mac users. General demoted for swinging? That's not the whole story. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/army-general-demoted-ranks-swinger-lifestyle-article-1.2913327 Black Ring Success Story! https://redd.it/5fqoyf Get your black ring from the 22kill organization. Yes, it's fine. FuGrrl listens to the Average Swingers podcast! http://www.averageswingers.com/as66-futastic/ Mr Fu interviewing out of state -- Snoqualmie, maybe. Going to miss the house! How do you get the party started without a heated pool? Why do people keep fucking dying? Pittsburgh Dad is the best. https://www.youtube.com/user/pittsburghdad The Body Shop in Pittsburgh is having New Years Eve party! http://bodyshopnightclub.com/ Jerry Jones is a goddamn 74-year-old nightmare FuGrrl discusses the ClitBit (patent pending). Parents parents parents Mr Fu was way too drunk this episode -- The song I meant to sing was this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDFtxH8tZo Happy New Year! Episode Song is FuGrrl's favorite Christmas tune "Please Come Home for Christmas" by The Eagles The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!

Not too many notes this time -- This is so gross: https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/5djmcw/gossip_groups Chili Cookoff! You never know where a pot of chili might take you. Won the chili cookoff at a local bar. Got the t-shirt! Andy's First Responder Chili Recipe Brown: 4 lbs ground beef Add and sauté til clear: 1 onion 4 cloves garlic Add and sauté: 2 tlbs chili powder Add: 1 24oz jar medium salsa 1 bottle beer Simmer in crockpot overnight. Add: kidney beans (cook 2 lbs dry kidney beans, don't use canned) 1 bottle beer Last 30 minutes before service add: 1 small can chipotle peppers chopped 2 tlbs chili powder 1 tlbs cumin 1 tlbs knorr beef flavor granulated bullion Pittsburgh! A drunken plan comes to pass! We review The Burgh and The Body Shop Swinger Club. We really liked it! http://www.bodyshopnightclub.com Don't stay at the Hotel Monaco Eat at Peppi's Go to Yinzers Go Steelers! Go weed girl! Trump wins! Fuck! Girl Uncorked. Changes on the way. After the AFF hack. A call to swinger websites. Get your shit together! Black Friday Pub Crawl!! In a nod to my proto-punk youth, this Episode's Song is "Duchess" by The Stranglers. I sincerely hope you love it!! 7k2wj7g2 The Swap Fu podcast contains explicit, adult content, intended for listeners 18 years of age or older. The Swap Fu Podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only. We are not health or sexuality professionals and anything we say should not be construed as professional advice. Please contact us: swapfu@gmail.com Follow us on Twitter @swapfu Call us at 609-3SWAPFU Just remember Your Marriage May Vary!