The Dr. Matt Podcast
By Dr. Matt
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Podcast Description
Dr. Matt, the Most Famous Fake Doctor Of Our Time™, is an award-winning author, blogger, and performer, who gives advice on relationships, life, death, half-life, pet ownership, sexuality, asexuality, proto-sexuality, and mustache growing. If your life does not change dramatically in 4 minutes, then just keep listening.
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A Sabbatical For My Sabbatical | Folks, I've been taking a sabbatical for the first part of this year, which, as you know, is a traditional practice for someone like me who normally does the holy work of bestowing sacred teachings to the masses. Such work can take a lot out of you, | 5/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Hey, Ellen DeGeneres! | Ellen DeGeneres! - I know you've been waiting for the right time to invite me, Dr. Matt, onto your show. After all, you don't want to have me on too early, and upstage an upcoming actor like Tom Hanks, but you also don't want to wait too long, | 1/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Top 10 Things To Do Just In Case The World Ends In 2012 | Folks, I don't put much stock in all that hogwash about 2012 being some sort of Apocalyptic year. But, I'm also an advocate of being prepared. So, just in case the world ends in 2012, here are 10 things you should probably do as soon as possible. | 12/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Dealing With A Problem Parent | This week, a video made its way around the Internet of a Texas judge hitting his 16-year-old with a belt. While the video is difficult to watch for some, I feel like it re-ignites an important and ongoing debate in our culture: whether or not we should... | 11/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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In Defense of Brad Pitt | Not long ago, The Hollywood Reporter, which is some kind of online smut magazine, published a story with this headline: "Brad Pitt Uses 'Moneyball' Promotional Tour to Criticize Jennifer Aniston". - About his former marriage to Jennifer Aniston, | 9/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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It’s Time to Face the Groundhog of Fear | As I've been telling you, you and I are going to change your life. Hopefully, you're up to speed on this, because we'll be a lot more effective in changing your life completely if you know what's going on. - Last time, | 9/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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You Deserve More Than a Crap Sandwich | Folks, it's time for a change. - I don't mean for me. I'm happy as a clam who has been invited to a clam honoring ceremony, in which he or she is about to receive an award for Most Delightful Clam. I can't think of other circumstances in which a cla.. | 8/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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What Does a Gynecologist Do? | Dear Dr. Matt- - Hello, My name is Chris and in our High School Biology class, we are doing a project in which we have to interview a certain scientist and make a PowerPoint about that field. I was picked with Gynecologist and I was wondering if you c... | 6/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Don’t Over-Think How Russell Crowe Relates To Cows | Believe me, no one was more surprised than me when Sally Ann Bopkins came to my office this week. You may remember her from my wildly popular snack-sized book, Just Stop Having Problems, Stupid!, a book which is often handed out at the reception desk o... | 6/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Exposing a Whirlwind of Stupidity | I don't know if you know this, but a crisis can often tell you everything you need to know about a person. Nothing will separate heroes from idiots faster. There are plenty of examples in the world to illustrate this, | 4/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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How To Change Your Life In One Easy Step | Folks, occasionally people come into my apartment / office looking for a change. Sometimes it's a relationship change, or a job change, or a living situation change, or a sex change. Inevitably, in every case, | 4/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Dr. Matt Is Going To Pull It Out For You | Once in a while, someone will come into my apartment / office who I immediately know is going to be interesting. I mean, someone who just really catches my attention for some undefinable reason. I had a new client this week who I'll call Jared Leto. | 3/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Protests in Egypt, Libya, and Your Nursing Home | Folks, I've been looking at news from around the world, and I've been seeing a common theme. That is, a group of people are saying to another group, "We're mad as hell, and we aren't going to take it anymore!" The world is awash with protests, | 3/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Don’t Not Follow Your Passion! Or Not? No. | Folks, earlier this week, a friend of mine pointed me to this article entitled, cleverly, "Don't Follow Your Passion." - "It's really good advice," my friend told me. - Now, I took a gander at this article and it took me a few moments to figure out t... | 2/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Dr. Matt’s Contract With The Internet | Folks, it seems like every year we get to a whole new year. In the past, I know that I've said that my only resolution for the new year, if I had one, was to get more famous. But I've learned and grown, and I wouldn't want you to think that that was . | 1/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Snake Doctors Are Highly Marketable | Recently, I spent some time in Belize doing some humanitarian work. You see, while there are some villages that are geographically isolated and don't have access to the internet, Belize hasn't typically been poor enough or problematic enough to attrac.. | 12/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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People Who Set Your Value Suck | With a busy schedule of public speaking and celebrity endorsements, I haven't had time to take a lot of appointments from clients. However, the other day, a client walked in that I hadn't seen in a while. He's the one that I call Freddle, | 11/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Is it okay to betray a betrayer? | Hello Dr. Matt, - My boyfriend and I have been together for almost 2 years, though what we have is a long-distance relationship. Before we finally hooked up, he was broken-hearted because his ex left him. Then, after a while being together, | 10/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Your Fatness Is Keeping You From Stuff | Folks, I read a recent article that said what you probably already knew, that parents love their fat kids less. Now, the article admitted that parents probably don't know this, but their actions said it all. When it came to the fat child, | 9/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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What Words of Wisdom for the Wed? | Dear Dr. Matt, - Can you offer any words of wisdom for two special people on their wedding day? - -Matthew - Thanks for your question, Matthew. By the way, just so you know, I'm not capable of speaking words that don't contain wisdom. | 8/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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All Wedding Paths Lead To Cake (Eventually) | Well, summer is wedding season, and Midgie and I have been to a bunch this year. Not only that, but one of Midgie's close friends is getting married, and she asked Midgie to be the maid of honor, and help a bit with the planning. | 8/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Dr. Matt’s Question and Answer Orgy, Volume 1 | Folks, usually I take one fan's question at a time and give a thoughtful and thorough response. Today, I'm going to take on many of you at once, dividing up my thoughtfulness and thoroughness equally, with equality being determined by yours truly. | 7/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Familiarity vs. Formality | Once in a while, I'll encounter someone who is really enthusiastic about me and my work. Actually, usually pretty much everyone is enthusiastic about me, so that's not the issue. The issue is that, for some, | 6/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Unsexiness of Stress | In the last while, my partner Midgie has been working on getting her PhD. Thankfully, I haven't been through this process, but I hear it can be a bit of a challenge, and lately she's been a little stressed out. Sometimes when Midgie gets stressed, | 6/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Texas, Religion, and High-Fructose Corn Syrup | Since I'm a Texas boy, I know you folks have been waiting for me to say something about the Texas state Board of Education voting on controversial new changes to school textbooks. If you don't know, the state school board has added language to history.. | 5/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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If Anyone’s Crazy, It’s Not Me | I've been riding the bus a lot lately, ever since my Toyota Plug-In Hybrid Prius suddenly accelerated towards the edge of a cliff while I was parking. As you know, my Prius is something that is sacred to me, | 4/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Don’t Pick on the Pope | Folks, because of the recent sexual abuse scandals in the Catholic church, the Pope has been in the news a lot lately. Many have asked questions like: "Does the Pope hold responsibility for the actions of these priests? | 4/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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You Say It’s Not Possible, But You’re Dumb | It's been a little while since I've jotted down my thoughts to you folks. I spent a number of days at the International Psychology Conference, where I gave a lecture entitled, "Regaining Things In Your Life That You Stupidly Lost." You see, | 3/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Olympics are Done, But the Party’s Not Over | Well, Vancouver (and other parts of the world not so gorgeous, save Texas), the Olympics are over. I was pretty busy during these Olympics, volunteering as the Official Uncertified Psychologist of the games. And now, of course, | 3/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ask Dr. Matt: Should older women date younger men? | Dear Dr. Matt- - What are Dr. Matt's thoughts on girls dating younger men? - Signed, Cultured, Older Unattached Gal After Romance - Dear COUGAR, - My guess from your question is that this isn't a hypothetical. | 2/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Real Lies, Fake Truth, and Nakedness | I've been working on this book about relationships lately that I know you're all eagerly anticipating. As they say, you can't rush genius so you'll have to go on waiting for a bit. I was originally going to call it, | 1/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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NEWS FLASH: People With Stupid Ideas Act Stupidly | A week ago, I read an article that put me in a foul mood. It was about a bill that Ugandans were considering that would execute homosexuals. Yes, you heard that right. People were going to kill other people for liking their best friends a little to | 1/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Ask Dr. Matt: Top 10 Pieces of Advice for 2010 | After the year 2010 rolled around a few days ago, a fan asked me if I had any advice for this year. Well, I didn't, but it's not like it takes Dr. Matt a long time to come up with a list of things for you to do. As you enter this new year, | 1/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Avatar Is Not An Option (It’s a Requirement) | Recently, I was at a small gathering at a friend's house, and I was talking to a nice young lady for a while. The conversation was going quite well, and I felt like I was making a new friend. But then, folks, | 12/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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DR. MATT CLASSICS: Bah Humbug | Originally Posted: December 11, 2007 - Folks, you might think that I'm a big fan of Christmas, seeing as how all kinds of people are always wanting to give me gifts, especially this time of year. Well, true, the gifts do come my way, | 12/17/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Fear of Getting One’s Teeth Kicked In | This month, I had another session with my client Dean, someone who I've mentioned a couple times before. Dean was doing pretty well. He seemed to have taken my advice, which was to recognize the potential that he carried with him at all times. | 12/11/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Jerk Circle | I was in Toronto recently, for a book promotion and a public speaking tour and to just generally be amazing in a new place. One day, I was on the Toronto public transit system, which is called the TTC, when I noticed a sign that said, | 11/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Lesbian’s Song | My good friend Loveleen and I were having drinks one night at a nice quiet bar in Vancouver. If you don't remember, Loveleen is a gorgeous girl who also happens to be a lesbian. I was consoling her because her relationship hadn't worked out. You see | 11/13/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Way of the Superior Man and Whatnot | If there's one thing Vancouver does right, it's make a good eggs benny. I was having eggs benny with my good friend and famous architect Jonathon Stembridge-Rickenbacker at one of our favorite cafes, a friendly place in Little India. Actually, | 11/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Potential is Non-Transferable | Yesterday, I met with Dean, a really great guy that had gone through a lot of changes lately. You may recall that a while ago a relationship ended for him. - Dean was struggling with letting go. You see, | 10/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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What’s Wrong With Humans? | Dear Dr. Matt - I would like your perpective on use it or lose it, as I am witnessing some rather bizzare behavior out there. I am challenged at times with these humans and your perspective is greatly appreciated. Thank You. - -Human Witness - | 10/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Brian, You’re Kind of a Dick | Yesterday, I was sitting on a bench with Brian, a guy that I recently met up with to play racquetball. The community centre where I played had actually connected us, but so far I wasn't totally enjoying Brian's company, and he had a crappy backhand. - | 10/11/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Michael Schwartz Needs Better Porn | Recently, Michael Schwartz, the chief of staff for Republican senator Tom Coburn of Oklahoma, said at the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C., "All pornography is homosexual pornography because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards. | 9/25/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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My boyfriend ruined my clothes! What now? | Dear Dr. Matt - What do you do when your loved one puts your expensive wool items and cotton shirts in the dryer and they all come out ruined? HELP! - -Laundry Disaster - When this question was first raised on the Dr. | 9/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Beautiful Lesbians Make For Good Conversation | Folks, I was talking to Loveleen, a friend of mine, who is a beautiful lesbian. I don't mean she's beautiful for a lesbian. I mean that she's beautiful, and she's also a lesbian. To me, this is like ice cream with both cookie dough and grated dark c. | 8/31/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Relationships Are Collaboration, Not Negotiation | I was talking to two newlywed clients, Tom and Julie. Tom and Julie had a problem. You see, Julie had recently decided that she wanted to move to Spain. She came to Tom one day and said, "This is what I want." - This was a bit disturbing for Tom, | 8/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Lying Our Way To The Truth | Now, I was having coffee with my friend, famous architect Jonathon Stembridge-Rickenbacker. Jon was a little upset, because his daughter had spontaneously left a university career behind when she was very close to becoming a pediatrician. - | 8/26/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Breaking Up With District 9 Is Hard To Do | Folks, for a while I've been meeting regularly with a guy who I'll call Dean. And by meeting with him, I mean he comes to my apartment/office, gives me money, and I tell him what to do. - Dean was down in the dumps. You see, | 8/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Fine, Choice and Freedom are REALLY Important | A while ago I talked about choice and freedom, calling them "somewhat important". Now, I figured you might know that I understate things, so if I say that something is "somewhat" important, then I fully expect some of you to tattoo that message somewh.. | 8/11/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Building a Reputation, One Crow at a Time | I heard an amazing thing on the radio the other day. It goes like this: if you p**s off a crow, then it will start squawking at you. Other crows will look to see what is going on and will start squawking at you, too. That's not the amazing thing. - | 8/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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What’s the Secret to Fashion? | Hi Dr. Matt, - I really struggle with fashion. By your good looks and extra hairy moustache, I can tell you really have a sense of how to put on a pair of pants. What's your secret? Where do you find your motivation to strive for such fashion? | 7/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Generosity is Not Win/Lose, Will Smith | Folks, I know that you may think that with all my online hullabaloo, that I'm good at computers. It's simply not the case. If God wanted us to be good at computing, he would have given us computing devices in our bodies that sent out electrical signa. | 6/2/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Get Out of the Zone | Well, folks, spring is here, and boy howdy, is it a welcome change. These great outdoors of the Greater Vancouver Regional District have been calling me for a long time, and for a long time, I've ignored their calls. You see, believe it or not, Dr. | 4/25/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Gay or Non-Gay? You Decide. | Folks, I was having lunch with a colleague of mine who works in a similar field as I do. That is, his business produces and sells magnetic bracelets for their healing properties, so we're both in the fake health industry. | 3/18/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Like Money, Like Self | I know it's been a while, folks, since you heard from me, and I apologize for that. I've been on a book tour lately, selling the highly popular bathroom reader: "Just Stop Having Problems, Stupid!" If you don't have your copy yet, | 3/5/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Story of the Other | My friend Roger and I were at the gym attempting to fulfill our New Year's Promises, namely ones involving carrying less fat around the chin area. We occasionally chit-chat, though not always. I'd been in the treadmill zone for about ten minutes whe | 1/29/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Good Job, America. Now Let’s Do The Gays | Folks, like most Americans earlier this week, I was crying tears of joy when we chose our first African-American president. A great page of history had been turned, and a tremendous leap forward had been made for black Americans and heck, | 1/22/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The Moment is Now, The Person is You | Earlier this week, I was having lunch with my friend, famous architect Jonathon Stembridge-Rickenbacker. Jon was lamenting the fact that his wife was away on business, and he would have to attend an architecture convention alone. - Now, | 1/19/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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The River of Confidence (and the Dam of Stupidity) | Folks, the other day a guy came into my apartment/office. I'll call him Ed, or better yet, a fake name like Freddle. I better add a last name so that would be something like McMannohaggonbaum. And if you wanted to pry and we needed a middle name, | 1/6/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Canada, You’ve Been Kind Of A Dick | Folks, with all this good will traveling around the world about the election of Barack Obama, and everyone reaching out and shaking America's hand, I think this is an opportunity for me to finally say: Canada, you've been kind of a dick. - | 11/6/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Choice And Freedom Are Somewhat Important | Folks, I gotta say, it hurt my heart to see all those poor folk in my home state of Texas taking such a beating from that Hurricane Ike. What was more distressing was that even after authorities told people, basically, | 9/15/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 61 Episodes |
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