The Emilio Sparks Experience
By Emilio Sparks
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Podcast Description
Emilio Sparks, Michael Bongiorno, and Carlo Montagnino riff on the hysterical trial and tribulations of being a 20-something.
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ExplicitEmilio Sparks Experience – Episode 28 – The Childish Hobbies Episode | Waddup Scumbags! Our latest episode is a wonderful reintroduction to the show for new listeners, so make sure you tell your friends about it! We have a slightly different format than normal, but don’t worry, you’ll adjust. We have some very interesting news stories, like a father attacking his son with a knife over biscuits, and Marines urinating on dead Taliban soldiers. We also have a rousing discussion on Tim Tebow’s appeal, and abilities. We also discuss Catholicism, Emilio’s wet dreams, Professional Wrestling, and Emilio’s kleptomaniac family members. We climax with trying to understand Joe’s hobby of playing with wrestling figures as a 28 year old man. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! - Tweet Emilio! Listen to the Episode | 2/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmilio Sparks Experience – Episode 27 – The Eating a McRib Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This episode is one of the best yet! We have our typical lineup of Emilio, Joe So Delicious, and Carg recording from the Fortress of Sparktitude. We talk about female sportscasters, the upcoming baseball season, silly fat comedians, and watching the Disney Channel as adults. As usual, we read your tweets, and go over the news. Later in the episode, we go out, get some McRibs, and then try them, for you, the listener. Spoiler Alert: they were gross. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! - Tweet Emilio! Listen to the Episode | 1/6/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmilio Sparks Experience – Episode 26 – The Apollo’s Ghost Episode | Waddup Scumbags!?! We are once again coming to you live from the Fortress of Sparktitude (Emilio’s Parent’s Basement). We are joined, as usual, by Joe ‘So Delicious’ and Carg. We also welcome back special guest Mighty Vin. Today we discuss the copious amounts of Elvis memorabilia in the Fortress, The Sparks Family’s yearly James Brown party and Jame’s Brown’s role in Apollo’s death. We also delve into the local Public Access Station, and have yet another (but shockingly different) conversation about Sylvester Stallone. Does anyone else find it depressing that we have such an obsession? Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! - Tweet Emilio! Listen to the Episode | 12/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmilio Sparks Experience – Episode 25 – The Grandparents Episode | Waddup Scumbags!?! This is possibly the most personal and touching episode the The Experience so far. Today we welcome Emilio’s Paternal grandparents to the studio and spend the entire show with them. Did you know Emilio is half Bostonian? Sick right? Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! Listen to the Episode | 11/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmilio Sparks Experience – Episode 24 – The Farewell Michael Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This episode is a very special one. Recorded about a month ago on September 11th, it marks the final episode that Michael Sigourney Weaver Bongiorno will appear on. This episode come to you straight from the backyard of the Fortress of Sparktitude (or Emilio’s parent’s house), and welcomes Joe ‘So’ Delicious back into the fold. We discuss Mike’s departure, the mating habits of bedbugs, Joe’s new hobby to avoid his fiance, The Cousin Brothers, and how to properly send music to Emilio. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! Listen to the Episode | 10/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmilio Sparks Experience – Episode 23 – The Ric Flair Episode | Waddup Scumbags! You guys like Nature Boy Ric Flair? No s**t you do! In this episode Ric Flair himself calls in and has a thrilling discussion with Emilio and Joe So Delicious! Also discussed in this episode is modern cartoons being geared for adults, almost dating an underaged girl, delicious candy that Emilio hates, and Nickelodeon bringing back their classic lineup. Also: The NATURE BOY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! Listen to the Episode | 9/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEmilio Sparks Experience – Episode 22 – The Michael Rapaport Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This is a pretty big episode folks! We have a call in interview with Actor/Director Michael Rapaport to discuss his documentary Beats Rhymes & Life: The Travels Of A Tribe Called Quest. On top of that, we have the typical antics, relationship problems, and condom sizes. As always, we read the tweets and news. Oh yeah, we interview Michael Rapaport! Did I mention that already? Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 8/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 21 – The Drunken Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This week’s podcast is a little different than normal. We welcome our new sponsors Brenéa Rosé and have a nice chat with it’s CEO to discuss how Rosé is made. We also welcome Drew Ice Cold from the Anti-Semantic Show on the show. Sadly, after the first segment, we were so drunk off Brenéa that we forgot to hit record for the next two segments. We had fun, but you’ll never hear it! But we didn’t want to leave you empty handed, so we’ve compiled our best clips to recap the last 20 episodes. If you are new to the podcast, this is a great starting point! Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 7/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 20 – The Happy Couple Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This weeks episode covers a plethora of topics like the average temperature of a v****a, Carlo’s trip to Hedonism, the Highlander film and Television series, and Swaggots. Emilio also takes a somber look at the death of Macho Man Randy Savage, we discuss Mike’s ditching of rehab, and Carlo’s Fiancé Kristin visits the studio and reveals embarrassing sexual information! We also reveal the new twitter account for the show @ES_Experience! Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 7/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 19 – The Time Vortex Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This installment of the Emilio Sparks Experience is sure to go down in history as a pretty good one. Emilio is joined by Michael “Jane Goodall” Bongiorno. Unfortunately, Carg is on vacation with his fiance (at Hedonism), so it’s a bit of an adventure to see these guys try to keep a show running! (To be honest, this episode has the most brilliant news segment to-date.) The duo are joined in studio by DAPS.tv blogger, and Indie rock superstar Vin Forte (VF_DOS_). Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 6/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Special Edition 3 – The After School Special | Waddup Scumbags, This week’s episode is a bit on the serious side as we discuss the issue of drug abuse and it’s effects on our very own Michael “Insert a Famous Female Name Here” Bongiorno. As usual Emilio Sparks is at the helm, joined by Michael and Carg, navigating us around the slippery slope and perilous depths of drug use, specifically marijuana. This is a good one folks, one for the ages. Enjoy! Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 6/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 18 – The T*t Slap Episode | Waddup Scumbags! In this weeks episode Emilio Sparks, Michael “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” Bongiorno, and Carg discuss Prison Gay, Cabin Boy, bad sex with exes, and slappin’ t*****s. As usual, they read your tweets (hit us up!) and run through the news. In our third segment the trio play a sex question game. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 5/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 17 – The Facing Rejection Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This week we bring you another amazing episode. We get pretty heavy into Scream 4, Sex and the City (topical!), and Mike and Emilio play a mean, awful prank on Carlo. We also read the news and your tweets (send them to @emiliosparks). Our third segment is joined by Sarah Varon, who apparently has a history with Mike, so that should be interesting. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 5/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 16 – The Sweet 16 Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This week’s episode the trio discuss the origin of Frankenstein, and make fun of Carg for his birthday. As usual they read the tweets, read some news and rant and rave about the typical fare. In our third segment we watch the classic propaganda film Sex Madness. Feel free to watch that after the jump. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 4/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 15 – The UFO Conspiracy Episode | Waddup scumbags! It’s been a minute, but Emilio, Mike, and Carg are back with a brand new episode for you to listen to instead of work, or whatever you do. In this week’s episode we chat about UFO Conspiracies (with some help from Dan Akroyd) and other wacky paranormal experiences we’ve had. As usual we read your tweets/emails which get’s a little hairy this week. After the news, we play a little game Carg is calling “Guess the Celebrity by their Crazy Quote.” It’s not the best name for a game, but it’s descriptive and to the point. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 4/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 14 – The Grandmother Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This week we have Emilio Sparks, Michael “Susan Sarandon” Bongiorno, and Carg. We speak to Emilio’s Grandmother to get her opinion of Mikey’s idea to give his depressed grandmother pot brownies to improve her appetite and mood. The discussion we get into is far more interesting and entertaining. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 3/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 13 – The Bad Relationship Episode | Waddup scumbags! Sorry for the delay, those morons over at DAPS.tv forgot to pay their bills and brought the whole network down. In this episode, Emilio Sparks, Michael “Natalie Portman” Bongiorno, and Carlo “Carg” Montagnino discuss the ins-and-outs of a successful relationship. The trio also reminisces about their past lives as hooligans, read the tweets and emails, and play another rousing game of “Guess the Sitcom.” Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 3/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Special Edition – The Cabanarama Episode with Colt Cabana | Waddup Scumbags! We have another special edition episode today with Comedian and Professional Wrestler Colt Cabana. In this episode we shoot the s**t about stand-up comedy, his podcast and more. For those not in-the-know, Colt is a Ring of Honor superstar & had a short stint in WWE. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 3/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 12 – The Snizz Fart Episode | Waddup Scumbags! The weeks episode sees the return of comedian and professional wrestler Joe ‘So Delicious’ and he joins the regular crew of Emilio “The Illiterate Voice of Staten Island” Sparks, Michael ‘Diane Keaton’ Bongiorno, and The Gelman of Podcasting Carlo Montagnino. This week the foursome discuss Emilio’s hatred of feet (again), how much the new announcer Bob Euracola out shines the rest of the show, and Mike explains how to please women. We then read some listener tweets and emails about not having jobs, catching b*****bs, and Tila Tequila’s pussy farts. We return in the third segment for another rousing game of Name that Sitcom, where we see the beginnings of a rout. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. Email the show! | 3/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 11 – The Slap Bet Episode | Waddup Scumbags! This week we have an actually produced podcast… more or less. We have “The Voice of Staten Island” (LOL) Emilio Sparks, Michael “Sarah Michele Geller” Bongiorno, and “The Gelman of Podcasts” Carlo Montagnino talking about everything from shopping at Hot Topic as a teen to impress goth chicks, to wishing we could orgasm like the pros do. Mike and Emilio also establish a Slap Bet to determine who is better dressed at Carlo’s wedding (which is 472 days away). We also read some listener emails and tweets (send yours in to theexperience@emiliosparks.com) and read some news. Afterwards we play a little game we are tentatively calling “Name that Sitcom” which is sure to become a fan favorite. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 2/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 10 – The Foot Fetish Episode | Waddup scumbags! This episode is a return to form (sans comedian and professional wrestler) with Michael “Sabrina” Bongiorno and Carg (Carlo). The trio discuss the Golden Globes (briefly), fapping to leaked celeb nudes (especially Emma Rossum’s), and what Emilio is willing to do to sleep with Megan Fox. We also explore the deep caverns of Emilio’s fetishes, Mikey’s Foot/Butt fetish. Analingus and choking are mentioned, so you are probably gonna like that segment you sick bastard. We discuss twitter for a bit before reading listener tweets. You can tweet the show @emiliosparks or email us at theexperience@emiliosparks.com. So ask us questions, or suggest bits, or just tell us how much you hate Carlo’s lisp. Either way, we’ll probably read it. After the break (featuring Theophilus London) we discuss Johnny Depp, Scott Baio chatting with Emilio on Twitter, Robert Downey Junior sucking, and much much more. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 2/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Christmas Scumtacular | Merry Christmas Scumbags! Listen in to the Christmas Scumtacular, Emilio Sparks, Michael Diane Bongiorno, Joe So Delicious and Carg discuss their favorite, and least favorite parts of Christmas. There is also a slight rift between the group as Emilio makes the crew work on Christmas. But by the end, Emilio learns the true meaning of the Holidays. Special Appearance by Mighty Vin Forte. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 12/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience Special Edition – The Waka Elliott Episode with Elliott Wilson | Waddup Scumbags! Emilio Sparks sits down for an intimate discussion with Hip Hop journalism pioneer Elliott Wilson. You NEED to listen to this! In case your head is up your ass, YN is the former Editor-in-Chief of XXL Magazine, co-owner of RapRadar.com, and current Editor-in-Chief of Respect Magazine. In short, Elliott is a Hip Hop Yoda! Learn with us young padawans! Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 12/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 9 – The Angela Bauer Episode | Waddup scumbags! Emilio Sparks and crew are back with Episode 9. This episode brings many world-shattering discussions like being sissies at amusement parks, having your mom get on your case about not putting your clothes away, and Steven Seagal’s spider sense. The crew also discusses who’s hotter, Mona or Angela? Testosterone therapy, What religion is, and should be (DEEP), and Emilio and Joe not being invited to Karg’s Engagement party. Music provided by Fly Gypsy Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 11/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 8 – The Nostalgic Toys Episode | Waddup Scumbags! Emilio Sparks, Joe “I made it 2 weeks in a row” So Delicious, and Michael “Girl Name” Bongiorno are back with a slobberknocker of an episode. In this episode you’ll hear about Joe’s useless facebook profile, The American Pie franchise not really being that good, the decline of American Horror cinema, and spooky times with Mike Shane. Once that is all digested you’ll be treated to an indepth look at the brainwashing of American youth in the 1980s and 90s via the trio’s massive toy collections. You’ll also learn about Sly Stallone’s film directing career and the genius that is Dolph Lundgren. This is a damn good episode if I can say so myself. BONUS: Here’s Joe So Delicious in the early 90′s. Music provided by Outasight & Smoke Dza. Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 10/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 7 – The Best of the Best 2 Episode | It hasn’t been that long has it? Okay whatever, we have a great episode here for you guys! Emilio Sparks, Michael Anastasia Bongiorno, and Joe ‘Free at Last’ Delicious, are joined in the studio by Carlo “Carg” Montagnino to make fun of his decision to get married, and so he can google things for them! The trio discuss Michael getting dumped by Clayface, the Eric Roberts classic; Best of the Best 2, Masters of the Universe (again), Joe living on his own, and casting your family like a TV show. Things get real crazy once the trio starts harassing Carlo about his wedding plans, when they find out about the connection between B Lyons and a man who sexts 9 year old boys, Shalamar, Marky Post and Little House on the Prairie. Also, Emilio’s Facial Hair is a recurring gag, cause, well, have you seen it? Music by: Cody B. Ware & Theo Martins Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 8/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 6 – The Weekend at Bernie’s Episode | Here we go again folks! It turns out our valiant hero Emilio is now 100% unemployed (RIP Three Lounge), good luck explaining that to your girlfriend’s mother’s crowbar-faced friend who already thinks your a scumbino (and she’d be right no?). Emilio also has a moment of clarity (in regards to urinating in his girlfriend’s closet), after he was almost caught by the crowbar face herself. The duo go on to contemplate romance as if they were cats, and how they wouldn’t need to lie to women if they were. Emilio explains his beer breath ambrosia and Mike is sobbing tears of depression from his a*****e, because he’s healthy. After figuring out how to pretend Joe is still alive, the pair go into an indepth debate on the merits, and short-comings of the Godfather trilogy. This episode is not to be missed! Music by Hoodie Allen and Shawn Chrystopher Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 7/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 5 – The Parents Just Don’t Understand Episode | This one is a doozy! Emilio Sparks, Joe “So Delicious”, and Mike “Professor” Bongiorno bring you the latest episode dealing with hard hitting social issues such as The Gossip Girl Finale, Reasons to move out of your parent’s house, Being on a Music Video shoot, Pauly Shore, Owing your friend money that you stole from him, and sneaking out of your girlfriend’s house at 3pm. This one is for the record books folks. Listen! Music: music by Outasight and Jinesis Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 6/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 4 – The Sexual Harassment Episode | It’s ya boys Emilio Sparks, Joe “So Cocoa Butter” Delicious, and Mike “Silly String Rubber Band Man” Bongiorno back up in ya ear with a brand new Emilio Sparks Experience! (Did that sentence make any f*****g sense? Who really talks like this?) In this episode, the trio discuss such important issues as Silly Bands, Joe’s scent, voyeurism, intimate relationships with prostitutes, hustlin’ on the job, and Emilio’s side work. Oh s**t, I almost forgot, there’s old women, grandpa and his life story, sexual harassment as committed by Mike. There’s also the contemplation of the grey area of cheating with fleshlights, cyborgs, and other inanimate objects. Music: The Higher Concept Ft 6th Sense – Life’s Good ESSO – Heads Will Roll Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 5/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Emilio Sparks Experience – Episode 3 – The Gossip Girl Episode | It’s that time again! This, the third episode, is action packed. BAM! Emilio gets fired, the trio visit a toy store and call out Lucas for screwing everyone over. They also reflect on their Unemployed Games, and their lack of responsibilities (and why that is a good thing). Emilio shares both his passion for Gossip Girl and his Wikipedia page with Mike and Joe. Then Mike and Joe talk over all our heads. Music: J.Glaze’s Hazy Mornings California’s back by Mac Reem Breezy Love Joy – Trouble ( coldplay cover) Don’t Forget to Subscribe on iTunes! Download the episode. | 4/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 30 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Great show
Great show, funny back and forth with guests. Definitely recommended.
My totally unbiased review
This podcast is one of the better shows I've heard. KEEP IT UP!
this show is grrreat!
I look forward to listenin to the podcast when a new one comes out. My cheeks hurt so much after every show, it's hilarious. Plus your noggin gets filled with outrageous tidbits of info, now who doesn't love that?! Honestly, we have nothing like this here in so cal, so Im glad I stumbled upon this one of kind podcast. Thanks Emilio and gang! x
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