The Smartest Retards™
By The Smartest Retards™
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Podcast Description
The Smartest Retards podcast is a bunch of cooleys who seamlessly cross lines ranging from social issues, crudeness, pop culture, sports, and all types of stuff. It's a really good time, trust me.
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ExplicitLegend And The John | Legend takes over the show to interview John and delves deep into the life of our fearless leader and super champion. | 4/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOhio People Are Too Poor To Travel | Mega Millions frenzy! What would you do with your winnings? Nothing now loser so get back to work and listen to the show. | 4/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGrizzly Murder, Love Triangle, Teenagers | John is joined by special guest Matt while Legend is losing his life savings in Las Vegas. Rap super group fantasy draft in full effect, enjoy or get lost creeps | 3/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNeighborhood Snipers | R.I.P. Eazy-E month is in full effect! Lot's going on in the sports world? We heard that! Get yo hand out my pocket! | 3/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWe Love The Porn Folk | John and Legend converse about club shootings, the porn industry, the persecution of our beloved Bill Clinton and more. Enjoy or die. | 3/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBlack Bond, Evil Rom | John and Legend are linsane as they are joined by good drawer extraordinaire Chris on this wild episode filled with fun, games and a special movie trailer. | 2/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAmnesia Day! | John shows his versatility as an actor when he plays an undercover agent in a Jamaican drug cartel. He then blows away Legend and Chey with a kid chronicles explaining how he thought a puppy was trying to kill him. We ask the question, where in the world is Justine Nations and so much more... | 2/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAlbinos in Bathtubs | Superbowl picks, prenups, deathrow inmates talking greasy, and more. John, Legend and special correspondent Chey break things down for the rudeboys! | 1/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPoor Homeless Kobe | Mayweather calls Manny personally and professionally, rich athletes getting took for their moneys, M.F.K. with the Kardashian sesters, and more? | 1/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLike a Dungeon Dragon | John and Legend are joined by The Smartest Retards special hip hop correspondent Chey to blow the lid off of the shady car industry, play marry/f**k/kill like some pro's, and so much more that you might just skeet your pants....no homo. | 1/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBeyonce….Octomom | John and Legend discuss bullying, the dire state of boxing, how John wants to suck breast milk from the new hot milf on the blocks chesticles, and so much more. Well maybe not SO much more, but there is more. | 1/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFireworks in the Philippines | Special guest from NY Darnell sits in with Justine and John to shoot the breeze and try to explain how Juicy J is on his top 5 dead or alive list of rappers. Rachel Bilson as Lois Lane, start the petition! | 1/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSanta is an illegal immigrant | Justine and John are joined by Christmas cheer and drunken good times on the first ever Christmas podcast from The Smartest Retards! | 12/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLilo’s Greek Snake Moan | Legend hosts the show while John get's tipsy and provides the news as well as a special message to Lindsay Lohan. | 12/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMice AIDS is cray | John explains why being a mother is not the hardest job in the world, Justine talks about AIDS and gay stuff, and Legend aims for his first win in 'Are you plugged in' for a chance to host next weeks show. | 12/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitReturn to Prominence! | Michigan football's return to prominence, black friday madness, another head to head battle of 'Are you plugged in' with Justine and Legend, plus so much more! | 11/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTurkey t**s and apple pie | Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Poor turkeys don't get sex too often. Eat some pie. | 11/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBonus Episode: Pretzel Bread and Asia | John and Legend map out the shows future and play another spirited game of 'Moment of Truth' in this special bonus episode | 11/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitStupid rhinos and fried chicken | The great decline of customer service, Penn States chester problems, dead people who aren't really dead, a Kid Chronicles segment, and so much more! | 11/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGods and Monsters, ‘The Problem’ | The Problem | 11/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOur new buddies Gods and Monsters! | Our first ever guests, Arizona rap group Gods and Monsters join us in studio to shoot the breeze about their upcoming album, Kim Kardashian, the U.S. debt crisis, and more | 11/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJustine Nations, War Monger | It's Justine and John going ape s**t on the state fair, Kim Kardashian, and the NBA. Justine then shows her true colors on a special segment, and John brings another dynamic 'Kid Chronicles' to the people | 10/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18 | John and Legend provide happy times in episode 18! Without the bad vibes of Justine, we show some love to our foreign listeners, ponder what happened to the finger snapping ladies with attitudes, play a game, and introduce the 'kid chronicles'. | 10/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17 | Occupy Phoenix! We've thrown our hats into the ring and demand justice! Also, John and Legend set the bar ridiculously high for actors while Justine brings us this weeks news and a story that involves Mexicans smuggling drugs for 25 cents. | 10/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16 | Legend host's and Justine uses this opportunity to attack John. We explain how people need to get some act right as well as find out of Justines lust for firemen and Legends lust for midgets. John is back with the news and informs everyone of super important things like how eating c***h gives you cancer. | 10/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15 | Justine takes over and hosts the new episode. John goes H.A.M. on Legend until Justine takes back control and moves on with the show. John tasers himself to prove a point and leaves everyone impressed. We play an awesome game, talk about why not to drink and drive, people getting weed from the gov't, etc. | 10/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14 | Bonus episode with special correspondent Nicole. Discussed is the hikers who had us pay for them to leave Iran, Rhianna being a sexual perv, football and hockey moms banging their kids friends, etc. Enjoy! | 9/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13 | Lucky episode no.13. Justine stiffs John on the $20 bet he won then enlists Legend to force him into talking smack about Mother Theresa, Eminem, etc. John gets sidetracked when Justine brings up a vicious attack on a 1000 lb pig and the show implodes from there. | 9/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 12 | Back in full force. We explain why and how people need to get checked, play the dollar game with Justine, argue about legalizing prostitution, etc. | 9/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11 | -- | 9/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 10 | -- | 8/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 9 | -- | 8/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 8 | -- | 8/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 7 | -- | 8/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 6 | -- | 7/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 5 | -- | 7/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 4 | -- | 7/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 3 | -- | 7/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2 | -- | 6/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 1 | -- | 6/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 40 Episodes |
