The Super Animal Deathmatch Competition
By Norm Sherman
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Podcast Description
The Drabblecast Mega-Beast Death-Match (sometimes called the Super-Animal Death-Match) is an interactive, voter-driven competition pitting scientifically altered bestial battlers against one another in pretend fights to the death. The competition's primary goal has been inducing pointless, "sweet" discussion about Mega and Meta beast contestants, complimented by a series of adult rated, sloppy drunk podcasts, created ostensibly to discuss round results, but most often concerned with the sexual practices of podcasters' fathers.
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season IV: Finale | "Shoot this lame horse in the face..." The death of the fire worm... The foregoing of clown makeup.... The Season IV Finale of the Super Animal MegaBeast Deathmatch! Minhotops vs. Bigger Boris vs. The Bandersnatch Closing Music: Baby Monkey (Going Backwards on a Pig) by Parry Gripp | 12/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season IV: Finals | "George Lucas and the Black Girl" The 'John Hancock'... Inappropriate erections... A dick onion... And a drunken debate about which badass METAbeast would win in a fight to the death? An invisible flying steggo-minotaur with heat seeking missles, a massive worm-bear hybrid with deadly ninja weaponry and abilities, or a dimension-shifting bandersnatch? It's the Season IV finals! | 11/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season IV: Round 3 | "Don't Talk About the Sea King That Way" Senator Luke's Dad? Innocuousizes? The Fourth Dimension? Steve Buscemi? And who would win in a fight to the death-- a giant mermaid war machine, a nightmare duck with limitless energy, a trans-dimensional hunter-squid entity or a friendly narwhal... | 11/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season IV: Round 2 | “An Old Catcher’s Mitt” Norm's tight end is really a wide receiver... That drawing is really a photograph... If you land on a vulture from above it will turn into an egg... And who would win in a fight to the death: a ninja sheep, a hulking pneumatic kodiak bear or a giant worm jacked up on methamphetamine? | 10/7/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season IV: Round 1 | "Don't Bring Gary Coleman into this..." Bo's a mouth breather... There's an art in your butt... Legos and Cheetos... And who would win in a fight to the death: a giant flying beetle that absorbs life essence, an invisible minotaur or a stegosaurus with ranged ballistic missiles? www.megabeasts.com | 9/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 6 | VideoDeathmatch Season IV: Round 1 Video Podcast | “The Battle of the Bulge” The Drabblecast learns how to make Gak, gets mustard gassed, wins a Parsec Award and asks a bunch of geeks who would win in a fight... An invisible Minotaur, a giant energy-sapping beetle or a Triceratops/Stegosaurus hybrid? | 9/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season III: Finale | "The Megabeast/Martin Luther King Day Special" Moles are socialists... The good kind of cancer... Poo boy... The winner of the 2009 Super Animal Megabeast Deathmatch Competition! Warning: Explicit Content and general immaturity | 1/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season III: The Finals | "The Spirit of Beastmas" Good vs. Evil Indians vs. Native Americans Captain Planet vs. Captain America Jesus vs. Buddha and PAINGUIN vs. Hellcat vs. GatoRage Who would win in a fight to the death? You decide. Warning: Explicit Content! | 12/30/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season III: Round 4 | "The Stranger" Norm explains the subprime mortgage crisis. Luke clears up rumours about Sally Hemmings and King Koopa. Kendall explains why Penguins waddle. And we argue who would win in a fight do the death-- Chimpanafreak vs. Octolphig vs. Shockodile... | 11/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season III: Round 3 | "This is the worst podcast ever." Does webbing catch bugs or penguins? You're publishing a book? Did this podcast break its p***s off? And who would win in a fight to the death-- a mercenary penguin, a re-animating unicorn and a one tone spider with several battle axes. Explicit Content! For Immature Mature Audiences Only Music by Gringo Motel | 11/7/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Season III: Round 2 | “An Alien in the Bedroom” Was Dr. Seuss the original “emo”? What happens to someone when they die? Did someone just fall down the stairs? And of course, who would win in a fight: a demon-possessed kangaroo vs. a radioactive lion vs. a giant flying sea turtle? Explicit Content! For Immature Mature Audiences Only | 10/24/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 12 | VideoDeathmatch Season III: Round 1 Video Podcast | “Raaaaape!...” Norm gets dissed by Richard Kiel (James Bond’s Jaws)... Kendall's eyelid gets infected and starts to smell bad... Luke hits on a 12 year old zombie... Adam needs more iron... Steve Eley breeds his nachos with a polar bear... Anthony Elmore turtles up... Gillespie stabs a slug with his mom.. And we all debate who would win in a fight to the death... | 9/20/09 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Deathmatch 2008 Finale | “Somebody you can give a carrot to...” Gorilla masks, Abe Lincoln and the winner of the 2008 Megabeast Deathmatch competition... Music by Gringo Motel Explicit Content Warning For Mature Immature Audiences Only! | 10/4/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch: The Finals | “Third Eye Blind” Bo draws a walking v****a... Adam denies having a problem... Kendall learns about Vas deferens... Norm is “Down” with Sara Palin... Luke is beautiful... The Final Four battle it out: Evisceraptor, Lucifoul, Squid Vicious, Hellaphant Explicit Content! For Immature Mature Audiences Only Music by Gringo Motel | 9/23/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| 15 | VideoDeathmatch Round III Video Podcast | “Water of Life!” Interviews with Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and Space Ghost cast... Drunken debauchery... Who would win in a fight to the death: Sharkitraz, Scraptor, Pandemic or Armourdillo? Explicit Content Warning: Mature Immature Audiences only | 9/6/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Round III | “2 Pandas, 1 Cup “ The truth about Morgan Freeman and the Mayans... The history of dad rape... And a death-match between Scraptor, Armourdillo, Sharkitraz and Pandemic. Explicit Content! For Immature Mature Audiences Only Music by Gringo Motel | 8/25/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDeathmatch Round II | "The Glorious Sack of 1,000 Balls" Is Luke's Dad too high maintenance? Does Adam want a "phat beat"? And most importantly, who would win in a fight to the death- Chronocerous, Night Owl, Sackoon or Sanitee? Warning- Explicit content- language and lewd sexual remarks. Music by Gringo Motel | 8/13/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Deathmatch Round 1 | "I mean, I don't think we should run this into the ground or anything but..." Does the snowman p**s liquid nitrogen? Do maggots eat zombies and if so, do they become zombie maggots? Are midgets people too? And finally, who would win in a fight to the death: Skullverine, Hornasty, Squid Marx and the Indomitable Snow Man? Closing Music by Gringo Motel | 7/29/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Deathmatch Promo | Prepare thyself... | 7/29/08 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 19 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
I'll take Skullverine for the win...
The 60's had Woodstock. The 70's through the 90's didn't have much of anything. Then, in the late dawn of the new millennium, an event takes place that almost makes me forget it's Shark Week (thanks Yahoo's "today's top searches"!). It's the Super Animal Deathmatch Competition / Mega-Beast Death-Match 2008, a happening so important that it demands two names, presumably in case one is decimated in the ensuing melee. By voting, you essentially become God, deciding which of these magnificent beasts die, and which live on to mutate and fight another day. Like God, you are able vote once a day and sound off in the message boards. But even God needs advice sometimes, which is where this podcast comes in. Few podcasts offer as in-depth coverage of the S.A.D.C/M-B.D-M'08 as this one... I'm guessing it's in the top 5. The up-to-the-minute combatant analysis will hook you in and the dulcet tones of Bo Kaier's beast descriptions will keep you coming back.
Weird, Rambling Discussions of Animal Fights
This one skews psycho. Norm Sherman and the folks from the Drabblecast talk out battles between imaginary 'Mega-Beasts,' in this, the audio portion of a multi-pronged interactive campaign. Online voting replaces button mashing, or dice rolling.
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