The Terrible Friends Podcast
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Enthusiasm, friendship, and loveliness recorded on our robot and then sent through a phone line to your house where it becomes a unicorn and prances into your ears.
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ExplicitEpisode 127 – Bad Feelings | Our awesome new Chicago comedienne friend Ever Mainard is back for this episode, and she tells all about what it's like to be a young female comedian in today's world. This includes working at a Starbucks with the resident crazy person "Street Jimmy", and p*****g off a bunch of people in Michigan by congratulating them on not having to deal with snow (apparently they depend on the snow for their jobs). She also recounts the story of her peeing her pants in middle school, and she and Jeff girl out hardcore talking about feelings and "having a fat day". You can find Ever on the web at EverMainard.com, or on Twitter @evermainard. She's a super smart and funny lady, and you should definitely check her out. Here's a bit of her standup that has recently garnered her some international acclaim. Enjoy! | 4/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 126 – Hank the Cowdog Rule 34 | This episode is very special. It marks the very first time that we've had a real comedian on the show. It also marks the first time we've ever had a girl on the show, and we sure didn't pull any punches. The very funny Chicago comedienne Ever Mainard was our guest this week. You can find her at EverMainard.com, and follow her on Twitter @evermainard. In this episode we find out that Jake is related to Wyatt Earp, everyone loved Hank the Cowdog books growing up, and that Rich is a connoisseur of rodeos and "mutton busting". Ever learns what "Rule 34" means, and she and Jake have a creep-off. She wins. | 4/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 125 – Distraction! | Hello everyone! The joke that would usually go here has been removed to make room because this week's podcast is HUGE! Don't worry - it's also great! I know that most of the time (especially recently) huge doesn't equal great, but in this case, it does! This week we're joined by Aric McKeown from The Mustache Rangers Podcast (which you NEED to listen to if you haven't already - BECAUSE IT'S AMAZING)! We talk about life in Minnesota, old-timey sex toy salesmen, pants our moms made for us, and what to bury in dirt - among many, many other things. It's fantastic! After the show, you can head over and talk with us about weird stuff on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter. And if you feel ESPECIALLY kind, stop by our iTunes page and give us a friendly review! Thanks for listening! | 3/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 124 – Crappy Cronies | This week we have on a brand new guest to the podcast: Adam Macy from The F-List Bad Movie Podcast. Adam tells all about his rocky childhood, from his pranks that made the community think his parents were beating him, adventures with his machine gun preacher of a father, and being sent to Florida to a troubled kids camp where everyone snorted Ritalin and shot monkeys. | 3/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 123 – Ohio! | This week the ever magnificent and provocative Matt Clark, our good friend who writes for the MTV Splash Page, among other places. In this episode Jeff recounts his encounter with a unicyclist wearing a three piece suit, everyone talks a whole lot of s**t on Ohio (which is where Matt lives), and Mr. Clark delves further into the Legend of Mullet Moccasin Man (see Episode 109). Oh and we're pretty sure that Mullet Moccasin Man is the Bratja guy who plays the slide flute in a wolf costume. See video below. We also try to come up with fun affectations for each other, but this doesn't get much farther than Jake either wearing a dildo tied to his forehead or greeting all women by saying "You're filling out nicely." Enjoy. | 3/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 122 – Theme Park Magic | Settings This week we bring you part II of the Terrible Friends Same Room Party of Strangeness. We discuss how dressing up as the Super Mario gang would inevitably lead to one of us wearing a dress, and how Jake wants to meet an elevator operator REALLY BAD. We also bore straight into one of Jeff's formative childhood traumas, and talk about birthdays! Remember, if you retain ONE thing from your journey with us it's BEWARE OF SECRET LISTENERS. Trust. Don't forget to find us on Facbook, Twitter, and if you're a special person with a heart of gold, leave us a review on iTunes! | 2/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 121 – Wimp Bizkit | If you're keeping track, this is the 2nd episode title in which we reference Limp Bizkit. It's not necessarily something we feel proud about, but when you actually LISTEN to the episode, you'll understand why we had to do it. And maybe forgive us a little bit. Jake went on a ski vacation with all the other rich kids from the country club last weekend, so this episode is kind of short - a "Part 1" of a cool 2 part episode we recorded a few weeks ago between shooting some videos. Aside from Limp Bizkit, we also talk about some weird energy drinks we bought at a gas station, the previous night out, and what Janis Joplin smelled like according to Rich's dad. Spoiler alert: Spoiled (it's what she smelled like). Thanks for listening! As always, you should head over to our facebook page and like us and follow us on twitter. We love your iTunes reviews too! But that's only because you're so handsome. | 2/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 120 – The Lord of the Rings Chess Set | It's that time of year where love is in the air... which means that we head up to the ol' mental attic and re-open the box labeled "RELATIONSHIP FAILURES". Let's unpack the contents! While we're up there, we can also talk about whether or not wizards in the Harry Potter-verse use wands to spice things up in the bedroom. These are IMPORTANT TOPICS PEOPLE. If you haven't already, head over and like our Facebook page and follow us on Twitter. WE DARE YOU. Thanks for listening! | 2/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 119 – Werewolf Hospital | This week's episode involves werewolf, pirate, and tinfoil themed hospitals, monster babies, and more of Jake being creepy (except this time, his phone acts creepy on its own). If you haven't already, please head over to our iTunes Page and give us a rating and review. Shoot us an email at terriblefriends@supertotallyawesome.com, and while you're at it, check out our new home at SuperTotallyAwesome.com. On Facebook, we're here. On Twitter, we are @terriblefriends, and you can follow the boys; @terriblejeff, @terriblejake, @terriblerich. | 2/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 118 – Furmagination | You know what the internet needs? Another webcomic about furries. Ok. That's probably (definitely) not true, but we pitch one anyway. It's called "Furmagination" and it's about two furries with a steampunk time machine who travel through the ages meeting celeberities. Then it gets weird. We appear in fine form as we make a list of words that end it the letter Z. Jake also tells us about being invited to a baby shower with a bunch of other creeps. And then we talk about old edutainment games on the Mac. Don't forget to like our page on facebook and follow us on twitter! Thanks for listening! | 2/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 117 – 10 Gallons of Sadness | You might have noticed that we're officially moved under the umbrella of SuperTotallyAwesome.com with two other podcasts: The F-List Bad Movie Podcast, and Gizmonic Institutes Radio. We are super excited about this, so if you haven't taken the time to drop in and look around, please do so. In this episode we delve into Western hat wear and what the true volume is for a 10 gallon hat. Jake also recounts a recent excursion to the local bar where he was accosted by a old cowboy who hits on his Fiance and an old pharmacist puts her "balls" on a fooseball table. We also come up with some more cool Terrible Friends t-shirt ideas that you'll be seeing in our t-shirt store very soon. Enjoy! | 1/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 116 – Krustling | Hello everyone! We have a bunch of new and exciting stuff going on - first and foremost being that we have a new home! The Terrible Friends Podcast is now officially part of the Super Totally Awesome comedy network, along with our good friends The F-List Bad Movie Podcast and Gizmonic Institutes Radio (a brand new show dedicated to Mystery Science Theater 3000)! We implore you to head over to our new site and give it a look - it's pretty awesome! This week we're guest-less and we discuss clearing your throat, why it's very important to some people that there is semi-truck parking at Asian massage parlors, and have a conversation about a sci-fi themed brothel that leads to the discussion of which fictional characters would be the WORST to um... meet at the brothel. Thanks for listening! As always, you should make sure to check us out on Facebook and follow us on Twitter! | 1/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 115 – Shut Me Down | Hello there! We hope you all survived New Years Eve without drinking too much or giving a super awkward hug to a girl you went to high school with like 10 years ago and haven't seen her since but just happened to be at the same party as you, because Jake totally did that. Speaking of awkward, in this episode Jeff shares some poetry that he wrote as a young college man (here's a hint: it's f*****g awful), and our good friend Brett is back to talk about how much he hates giving money to poor people in New York City. Enjoy! | 1/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 114 – Into This Poem | What's worse than "Two Santas, One Cup?" The poetry that Jake wrote in high school. It's TERRIBLE. It's almost as bad as the fact that now, people will be linking to our website after searching for "Two Santas, One Cup". Welcome creepos! We're also joined this week by our friend Mike, to talk about Outkast and certain members of the Black Eyed Peas. THINGS GET WILD! Don't forget to head over to Facebook to like our page, and to follow us on Twitter. Thanks for listening! | 12/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 113 – A Very Terrible Christmas | What's better than a Christmas present from your Terrible Friends? An EXTRA SUPER LONG DOUBLE SPECIAL CHRISTMAS EPISODE!! Seriously, we have so much holiday goodness packed into this this thing, that I don't even remember half of it. I DO know that most of it is at least... tangentially related to the holiday season in some respect. We spend most of the show searching for a theme for the episode - MY personal favorite was " Roarin' 20's Ukulele Christmas". Like I said earlier - TANGENTIALLY related to the holiday season. Enjoy our special episode, and be sure to check back next week for our special end-of-2011 show! As always, make sure to like us on Facebook, and follow us on Twitter! Thanks for listening, and have a Happy Holiday Season!!!! | 12/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 112 – The Hurt Grenade | Hello dear podcast friends! This week we are joined again by our good friend Brett, and we discuss what one might do if he or she ever found, inside his or her rectum, a sliver from a bar of soap. Jake also recounts a recent excursion to the local bar where he was preyed upon by the scariest girl imaginable, and we discuss the merits of American legends such as Pecos Bill, John Henry, and Paul Bunyan. Enjoy! | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 111 – Bacon Flavored MMMvelopes | This week's episode is brought to you by bacon. Bacon salt, Kevin Bacon, Baconaise and most importantly, Caleb Bacon from the Gentlemen's Club Podcast. Also: Baconlube. We wouldn't want to forget that. We discuss important topics like the difference between Mr. Freeze and Frieza, DRAGONS, Hollywood, and so much other great stuff that if I tried listing it here, the blog would be INFINITE. You should just listen to the episode instead. Trust me on this one. And as soon as you're done enjoying our newest offering, you should head over to Caleb's show The Gentlemen's Club, and check it out. It's grrrrreat ! Thanks for listening, and if you haven't already head over to the 'book and fan our page, and follow us on Twitter! | 11/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 110 – Aboard the S.S. Kitten | Happy Thanksgiving! This week's episode is amazing because we have extra special guest Lou from Lou Reads the Internet! If you haven't heard Lou Reads the Internet, go listen to an episode right now. We'll wait. Hey you're back! That's f*****g fantastic isn't it? On the episode this week we break Lou in Terrible Friends style. We talk about the lovely lady fans of Insane Clown Posse, all the awful Facebook messages we sent to girls back in 2006 when we were single and trying to get laid, and Jeff reads some of his angsty journal writing from 2004. Lou also tells us about a trip to Greece when he was younger where he won a dance competition and offended a lot of German people. Then Jake and Lou read a forum thread from Fetlife.com involving weird furry kitten roleplaying. Enjoy! Be sure to follow your Terrible Friends, wherever they may be! @terriblejake @terriblejeff @terriblerich Terrible Friends on Facebook Check out Lou Reads the Internet! | 11/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 109 – Darth Huxtable | This week, we're joined once again by freelance writer, star of Skunk Ape and all-around good guy Matt Clark! We lament the cartoon shows of our youth, analyze some Craigslist ads, break up with other people's girlfriends, and talk Star Wars (of course). We also reveal the Legend of Moccasin Guy, pictured below. If you're like us, and can't get enough Matt Clark, you can find him writing for MTV Splashpage, or making hilarious jokes on Twitter. AND if you haven't yet, head over to iTunes to give us a review and to FB to like our page! You can also now subscribe to our Youtube Channel for weekly podcast previews and other awesome stuff coming soon! | 11/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 108 – Monsterpedia | From Urban Dictionary: Champagne Enema, n. A champagne enema is when the recipient lays down on their back with their legs in the air and a bottle of champagne is inserted in the ass and shaken. Remove the bottle and let her spray the champagne in the air. Dude after we gave that girl a champagne enema we all gotta shower... This week we revisit an old story of Jeff witnessing a girl getting a champagne enema, and then try to imagine the series of events that brought her to it. We also delve into the world of mosh pits and stumble onto a wealth of podcast gold known as the Free Voyer Web, which is a wiki site about all things sexual and is written by a monster. Enjoy! | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 107 – The Internet is Awful | This week we laid an almighty task upon our friend DaLysh from the F-List podcast: find us the 10 worse things on the Internet. He delivered, and it was f*****g terrible. I mean really, the 10 worst things on the Internet. I won't even post them on here because I don't want you to suffer like we did, but some highlights include a rotten and infected v****a, a dude getting cut up by a chainsaw, old men having sex, and a never ending spinning dick. But while it was awful for us, I can guarantee that it'll be awesomely hilarious for you. Happy Halloween from your Terrible Friends! | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 106 – Ropegasm | I'm not even going to tell you what the title of this episode means. You'll just have to listen to the episode to find out. In this episode we discuss Jeff's new roller derby name, P***s Flytrap, and read some lyrics by a band of the same name. Jeff also tells us about his recent encounters with highway toll booth attendants, creeping his coworkers out by acting like Tommy Wiseau, and we all tell stories of grade school gym class. Enjoy! | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 105 – Snotica | Ah the sex fetish. Whether it involve high heels, bondage, specific body parts or people dressing up like clowns, I think most of us can agree that it's all kind of f*****g weird. I think even the people with the fetishes would agree to that. I mean, if it took a girl rubbing her feet on me to get me going, I think I could admit that it's a bit f****d up. Now that we've established that, I give you an episode of the Terrible Friends Podcast where we delve into the dark and slimy world of sneeze fetishes. Enjoy! Be sure to follow your Terrible Friends, wherever they may be! @terriblejake @terriblejeff @terriblerich Terrible Friends on Facebook | 10/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 103 – My Old Hat | Hey, do you know what's better than stories about ear piercings, high school physicals, train rides, and music festivals? How about stories of dick piercings? Or physicals where you have an "accident" when the hot doctor touches your junk? Or train rides with an annoying hippie douchebag who smells like he s**t his pants and talks about Ford electric cars for three hours? Or maybe the creepy old guy at the music festival who's wearing a super short skirt and man-thong taking creepy pictures of people so he can m********e to them when he gets home and cut his p***s with razor blades. If you like stuff like that then you sure are lucky, cause that's what this week's episode is all about. If you don't like stuff like that then listen anyway because I can guarantee you that you will laugh almost as much as you will cry. Enjoy! | 9/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 102 – Pan-Asian Explosion | In a break from the usual blog format, I'm just going to give you a bullet point list of reasons that you're really going to like our new episode. I know you're skeptical, but what would would life be without a little zest once in a while? REASONS WHY THIS EPISODE IS GREAT *People do unspeakable things at buffets. *We list off several names of buffets - some of which are funny (like Chuck-A-Rama - whose website auto-loads a s****y, s****y country song). *People are unspeakably fat at buffets. *Our guest is Seth Macy from the F-List Podcast. He is very funny. *We discover a long-lost secret about the internet which will provide you with HOURS even DAYS of entertainment. It's great. *Hilarious guest star Seth Macy raps some of the most confusing stuff you've ever heard. *We talk in length about THIS WEBSITE. It's one of the most F*****G INSANE not-fake things on the internet. That's about it - make sure to follow our antics on facebook and twitter. Also - leave us a review on iTunes wontcha? ***EDIT*** I feel we would be doing a disservice to our fans not linking to the OTHER angelfire website we talked about as well. SO HERE IT IS. | 9/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 101 – Thank You For Being You | After a taking some time to bask in the afterglow of Episode 100, we took the elevator back to the comedy mines to dig up some more precious comedy gems for you. Because that mining metaphor worked out so well, I don't even feel the need anymore to make the "Blood Diamond" joke I was planning on making. Lucky everyone. This week we talk about that kid everyone knew in high school who would eat cigarette butts and puke on bands at punk rock shows, and the things we used to do at college parties when we were 18 and slightly more obnoxious. SLIGHTLY. We also talk about creating and marketing our own brands of hygene products. Here's a taste of what we came up with: As always you can find us on facebook! Enjoy the new episode! | 9/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 100 – Bobbin Rocksword | Hello fellow terrible friends. As you might have noticed from the title, this is our 100th episode, and that's F*****G AWESOME. Do you know how many times it takes of Jeff doing bad Gollum impressions, Rich talking about pot, and Jake creeping the f**k out of everyone to get to 100? Yeah. Think about that s**t. And you know what else? You STILL LISTEN. How's your f****d up life, bro? It's ok. We know how awesome you are, even if you have listened to us talk about poop every week for a year. In honor of our awesome listeners, we tried to do things a bit special for our 100th. We are all together for this episode, and even have a live audience (sort of). We look back at some of our (and our fans') favorite topics or bits, and visited them again with a renewed vigor and perspective. So basically that means the offensive stuff in this episode is extra special. Like dumping menstrual blood from a diva cup onto a white unicorn special. Or making up words for the Star Trek: The Next Generation theme song that include "I want to cum in your lungs." Oh and it's twice as long as a normal episode, so there's even more of that extra special to go in your ears! Thanks again to all of our listeners and fans who keep this fun for us. Enjoy! | 9/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 99.5 – Just The Tip | We've almost reached 100 episodes, and you know what that means? IT'S TIME FOR AN EXTRA BONUS SPECIAL EPISODE!!!! Each of our episodes (well, almost all of them) start out with a very special intro - something great from our recording session which we give to you, our listeners as kind of a "comedy appetizer" before you gorge yourselves on the main course of laughter. I know what you're thinking right? "I wish there was an episode that consisted of NOTHING BUT INTROS." Well guess what? Now there is! Ladies and gentlemen, it is our pleasure to present to you a very special episode of the Terrible Friends Podcast, Episode 99.5 - Just The Tip. Don't forget, we're also on Facebook, and Twitter, and LOVE it when you give us reviews on iTunes. Enjoy the bonus episode, and get ready for Episode 100, coming later this week!!! | 8/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 99 – T-Bone Conga | Well hello there! This week we've got our dear friend Nolan from shiftlesshobocoldwar.com back again. We discuss the hair styles of a s****y pop band called Hot Chelle Rae, a ethnomusicologist who's favorite pastime is playing his flute while in a snowstorm or under a rock, and Nolan tells us about him stumbling around downtown Denver drunk and crying looking for his car. Watch some more videos of this guy here. Ridiculous. Enjoy! | 8/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 98 – Support This! | Hey, you know what? We've almost done this podcast 100 times! That's actually pretty crazy when you think about it. Our special 100th episode is just a few weeks away, so get super-mega-fantastically excited! Your grandmother will be very disappointed if you don't. And you don't want to make Nana disappointed now do you? Speaking of grandmothers, this week Jake tells us all about his recent trip to North Dakota (where he went to see his grandmother) and some of the interesting things he saw during his trip. These include a South Dakotan view on support ribbons: A food establishment that features pizza, chicken, greasy fat guys, screaming kids, and confusing marketing: And a light switch that only someone's grandpa would have in his basement. Enjoy! | 8/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 97 – Here’s the Atom Smasher | Jake is out this week, but Seth from the F-List Movie Podcast steps up to fill the Jake's gigantic size-10,000 Frankenstein fungus shoes. This is kind of a free-form episode - even for us - so hold on as we cast a net and dredge Google image search for whatever subjects pop into our heads. Sure the internet is a terrible, terrible place, but it can also contain small treasures like this: Rich also tells us about his experience in a place called "Tool Zone" - which sounds like it could be either: A) The term a linguistically prude, yet spurned ex-girlfriend uses to describe her former BF's "special place" B) Most college bars after 11pm C) Surely not an actual store As we approach Episode 100, stay tuned here and on our facebook page. We'll be doing some awesome stuff! In the interim, enjoy our newest episode! | 8/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 96 – Amish Friendship Bread | Remember when we had the amazing Matt Clark as a guest on our podcast? Do you also remember how when all was said and done, we ended up with enough great stuff that we had to split it into two episodes to keep you from OVERDOSING ON AMAZING? I do! Matt Clark is back in what I'm privately referring to as "Matt Clark Part II: Matt Clark Strikes Back". Which, by the way, planted the seeds of THIS idea. I'm not going to write any more this week, because frankly, nothing else can compare to the picture you're about to see. ENJOY. | 7/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 95 – Not For Beginners | I'm not going to lie. A lot of people say a lot of things about a lot of stuff. But you need to LISTEN when I tell you that this is one of our best podcast episodes EVER. Here are some reasons why: *We solve a problem, and that problem is about STAR WARS *We are menaced by the homeless.WE MENACE THEM BACK. *We have an amazing guest who recently went to a GWAR concert. I think it's safe to say that a majority of the awesomeness that occurs during this podcast can be attributed to our VERY special guest Matt Clark - who you probably know from such places as MTV Multiplayer where he writes fantastic articles about video games, and Twitter where he writes great 140 character thoughts about lots of stuff. Not only is he a great guy, but the problem we solved about Star Wars? That was all him. See? In fact, Matt Clark was so great that we couldn't cram all of him into one tiny podcast, so you have MORE of him to look forward to next week! Hooray for great podcasts and terrible verbs like "cram"! Enough idle chit-chat, you need to listen to this podcast IMMEDIATELY. Also, stop by our facebook or twitter if you'd like. Or subscribe on iTunes and give us a review while you're there! Thanks for listening! | 7/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 94 – El Creepo | Apparently when Jake was growing up he was some sort of metaphysical magnet for REALLY REALLY WEIRD STUFF. I mean this stuff just... happened... to him - and being the tough little guy he was, he repressed those memories, and just went on livin' like only Jake can go on livin'. Fast forward about 20 years, and now he has his own podcast which allows him to regularly drop super-f****d-up truth bombs on us. Last week's memory was about some sort of basement dungeon shower, and this week it's about everyone sobbing with joy at a church camp. Let me be the first to tell you, you're in for a treat. Other topics covered include, foot fungus, talent shows, Japanese Bug Fights, and Jake beating a kid with a belt for the amusement of his councilors at a 4-H camp. Yes. You read that correctly. THIS WEEK IS CRAZY! LISTEN NOW! | 7/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 93 – Poop Jackson’s Treehouse | Our good friend Mike is back this week, and we're so excited we just can't f*****g stand it. We discuss how much Mike really wants there to be a new Outkast album, how Jeff would probably be attractive as a girl (and Jake most definitely would not be), Internet chat rooms that Jeff terrorized as a teenager, and the shenanigans of Mike's childhood friend Poop Jackson. Oh and Jake tells a story about a gross creepy shower that he and his friends used to shower in when they were little. Depending on which of the Terrible Friends you ask, this either isn't as bad as it sounds, or is way worse than it sounds. Oh and be sure you listen all the way to the very end of the podcast for a special song that Mike sings for us. Enjoy! | 7/6/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 92 – I’m Not Puttin’ This In My Book | Many a wise man has been quoted saying "The Ears are the mouth of the Brain." If that's the case, then this podcast is a delicious footlong family-sized bucket of classic recipe of awesome which is making your ears salivate with anticipation. Enough waiting. Let's chow down. In this very special episode we discuss sandwich shops, small town living, land barons, and the surprisingly large internet community that exists solely in support of the idea of marrying your cousin. Yes. You read that sentence correctly. We invite you to enjoy this healthy helping of podcast! If your brain is still hungry after the main course, head over to our iTunes page and check out out entire backlog of episodes that we recently made available. If you're feeling extra awesome, write us a review while you're there! You're the best! | 6/29/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 91 – One Star! | This week's episode has our disgust at a Star Wars/Transformers crossover, Jeff doesn't know what a pulley is, and we come up with hobbies that we think each other should try out. Some of these hobbies include Jake making caterpillar jelly, Rich knitting Legend of Zelda doilies, and Jeff trolling cooking forums. We also discover the wild world of Fan Fiction, and read a few stories from some of our favorite TV shows. Then we threw up. A lot. Enjoy! | 6/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 90 – Rhymes With Dreamin’ | Ahoy there and welcome aboard our podcast boat of love! Snacks will be served at 11, but make sure to wait 30 minutes after eating if you're planning on jumping overboard. Also as an aside, it's only taken 90 episodes for me to run out of ways to start a blog. Avast! This week we're joined by our friend Brett Jensen from The Last Mayor of Brooklyn with the intention of talking about normal, human things... Then Jake starts out the podcast wanting to talk about babies. HIS babies. It just goes downhill from there. So lock the hobo in the dumpster, jump in your hot air balloon and remind Bob Vila to watch out for Batman! It's time for a PODCAST. | 6/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 89 – Designed by a Shoe | Our friend Nolan from Shiftlesshobocoldwar.com is back again this week with some more hilarious shenanigans. We look at a truly atrociously cheerleading uniform site and Nolan recounts some art projects in high school where his teacher told him to scavenge roadkill for art supplies. Enjoy! | 6/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 88 – Jacket Full of Batteries | It's a very special episode this week because we have our good friend Nolan from ShiftlessHoboColdWar on to talk about Harrison Ford, beautifulagony.com, which is a site full of videos of people's faces as they m********e and orgasm, really s****y parents injecting their five-year-olds with botox, and a toddler at the Hutchinson, KS mall stared Jake down and emasculates him. Enjoy! | 6/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 87 – Major Bush General Dixon Butts | Despite all evidence to the contrary, the Rapture didn't happen on May 21st after all, so we probably don't have to worry about the world ending in an awful fiery doom in a few months. You know what that means! More awesome Terrible Friends Podcasts FOREVER. This week we were joined by one of our dear friends from the Flist Podcast, Seth Macy. Promptly I tried to convince Seth that he should give his kids shots of whiskey to put them to sleep, and Jeff suggested that he just smother them like veal. Seth told us about some of the shenanigans you can get into on an island off the coast of Maine, such as scaring the s**t out of the rich folk by shooting a rifle in front of them, or ramming a motor boat into a rowboat on the ocean in the middle of the night. Jeff also pulls his guitar out and makes up songs about the saddest parts of Jake's life. Enjoy! | 5/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 86 – Cowabunga! | Hey. You. Yes you. Stop what you're doing right now and listen to this thing because it's great. I know that I tell you this every week, but this week I'm not kidding. This is literally 33 minutes and 32 seconds of a really REALLY great podcast. Literally. "But Terrible Friends!" you may begin to ask, "They're ALL great podcasts! How is this one any different?" First of all. Thank you. You're the best. Now to answer your question, this one is extra-super-duper-awesome-great NOT ONLY because its description has a whole bunch of hyphens, but because it features awesome guest Mike Higgins. Just in case you aren't already familiar with the legend that is Mike Higgins, here are some special Mike Higgins facts: *Mike Higgins is the only person I've ever met who pooped his pants TWICE in elementary school and then went on to get a PHD from one of our contry's most hallowed institutions of learning. A PHD in something that wasn't b******t even! *Mike Higgins once wrote a song called "The P***s/V****a Song" which was the best song I ever heard until he wrote a song called "I Want To Have Sex With You". Both of these songs can be found here. *During the podcast recording, Mike Higgins told a "yo momma" joke that was TOO FILTHLY FOR THE TERRIBLE FRIENDS PODCAST and had to be cut out. *Mike Higgins REGULARLY tells jokes like this. Mike Higgins is a evil-genius-madman-wonderful-man-person. He is our friend, and the reason that you need to ask yourself "Why am I still reading this stupid blog instead of listening to this amazing podcast?!?! The podcast sounds so great, and this blog is like something a blind person wrote in 4 minutes on a toilet". I'll answer that question in two parts. PART 1: I HAVE NO IDEA. Part 2: F**k you, buddy. I'd like to see YOUR blog. Oh wait, it's a Xanga page? That's what I thought. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? WHY AM I STILL WRITING THIS? GO LISTEN TO THE NEW PODCAST NOW!!!! Also, visit us on facebook. GO! NOW! | 5/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 85 – Decorative Balls | The original cut for this week's podcast was 39 minutes long. As it were, 40 of those 39 minutes turned out to be us talking about NOTHING BUT BONERS. I know you're asking yourself in an intensely puzzled manner, ISN'T THAT TOO MUCH TALK ABOUT BONERS? ALSO - HOW DID YOU FIT 40 MINUTES WORTH OF BONERS INTO 39 MINUTES WORTH OF PODCAST? Well, as it happens, you can have too much of a good thing and we had to leave about 15 minutes worth of boners on the cutting room floor (which converts to about 8 feet worth of boners, which just got real gross now that you're imagining them all just sitting there on the floor). Now if you're the type of person that finds this news upsetting, I need you to do three things: 1) Put your pants back on. 2) Re-evaluate your life. 3) Cheer up because we still have a whole mess* o' great podcast for you this week! We talk about strippers, nudists, clowns, comets, dips, eatin' sushi off a lady, Jake being ugly, and a bunch of other great stuff! Check it out! Oh, and one more thing: *whole mess = 25 feet of boners | 5/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 84 – She’s a Real Cutie Pie | Have you ever been to anti-joke.com? Here's an example of an anti-joke: Violets are red, Roses are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van. Yeah it definitely seems right up our alley. In this podcast Jake freaks out Jeff and Rich by saying "She's a real cutie pie" in a super creepy voice, the Cat in the Hat comes back to read some anti-jokes and the gang revisits Jeff's inability to drive across town without screaming out of the window and swerving his car at other motorists. Enjoy! | 5/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 83 – Looming Owl Paraphernalia | Step 1: Become inebriated. Step 2: Go to a silent auction. Step 3: Bid on things. Step 4: Sober up and regret your decisions. Topics also covered this week: Passive agressive auctions (a different, more intense and rage-filled kind of silent auction), Jake's childhood bedroom, screaming at people from a car, screaming at people while they're asleep, and how the Cat In The Hat is a total creepo. CARWASH! | 4/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 82 – The Best Lion Ever | So we've started uploading our podcasts on Wednesdays every week. You might notice that it's Thursday. You might also notice that yesterday was April 20th, or 4/20, as it's more commonly known as. (Insert marijuana related joke here) This week we talk about Jeff getting a package delivered to his house from Raiden (from Mortal Kombat), Prince Albert piercings, stupid high school kids and their s****y car stereos (hint, one of them was Jake), and what really happened in the Garden of Eden. Oh, and Jake watching Jeff have sex. Trust me, it's waaaay creepier the other way around. Enjoy! | 4/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 81 – You’ve Got Poop Hands | We've been away for a while, but don't worry. We're back, Jack... Frost. Hey. It almost worked. Up to our old hijinks again - we share stories from school, talk about the ungrateful homeless, stupid fat girls, rasslin', and of course - make lots of poop and boner jokes. Here's a Venn Diagram to explain: Enjoy! | 4/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 80 – Let’s Talk About A Parade! | Who doesn't love a parade? Members of a community gathering to watch their attention-starved friends and neighbors dress up in silly costumes and walk down the street next to gigantic service vehicles which apparently have nothing better to do than drive down a crowded street at 3mph flanked on all sides by clowns. Just like a child, Jake went to a parade and now it's ALL HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT. Luckily, just like neglectful parents, we ignore him and do our best to change the subject to other more interesting things. He was upset for a while, but I'm sure he'll turn out just fine. We also expand on "3-9-1 Syndrome", a topic previously introduced by Anthony Gallegos from The Gamespy Debriefings (a fantastic video game podcast if I've ever heard one). Then we talk about some stuff. And things. Like usual, listening to the Terrible Friends podcast is like trying to ride a wild stallion made out of lightning, but with your ears. Charlie Sheen wishes he could win like us. Greyhound blood! | 3/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 79 – Limp Podcazt | Think back to your childhood. Did you ever get "the talk" from your parents? Did you end up learning about sex from some guy at basketball camp? Did you see your first condom riding on the bus to school? Did your dad teach you a lesson about teenage pregnancy by making you help him deliver baby calves on the farm? What kind of s****y music did you listen to in high school? If you are of an age with Jeff, Rich, and Jake, you can bet that Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, and Hoobastank were part of it. Maybe this kind of stuff helps explain why we are the Terrible Friends... Enjoy! | 3/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 78 – Standard Operating Procedure | Does everyone know what an "Eiffel Tower" is? It's probably a given that I'm not talking about the French monument. Ugh. French people. Here, let Urban Dictionary give you the definition. Get ready for a aural cornucopia of stories about high fives, tag teams, eye gazing, road rage, pickup driving rednecks, and Jake dying in a tiny car. Enjoy! | 3/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 77 – Clown Town | Q: How many topics can you cram into one amazing podcast. A: THIS MANY!! (I know you can't see me, but my arms are spread really wide right now. You'll just have to trust, dawg). We're joined once again by Nolan Fabricius from ShiftlessHoboColdWar.com to talk about all sorts of neat stuff. Like Ice Cube... Noodling... Throwing Batteries at Gondolas... Being a NARC... You know - the same stuff you just sit around and talk about every day with YOUR friends. We also talk about movie posters. Particularly, this one: Here's a fun game! Think real hard about your absolute FAVORITE fictional or cartoon character from your childhood. Now head over to google and do an image search for " Rule 34". Now spend the rest of the afternoon crying and trying to scrub those images from your brain with a hammer and some Ed Hardy champagne! That's what we did! And when that doesn't work, just content yourself to listen to us make some more jokes about the "Juggalo Nation" which is apparently something that exists and whose existence should make you feel deeply, deeply saddened. Now dry those tears, you sad sack, and head over to our facebook page and become part of the Terrible Friends Nation (not a thing yet, but here's hoping). You can also follow us on twitter, and leave us a review on iTunes. By the way - you look really great in that red shirt... One day, when we're telling our kids about this, we'll just look back on it and have ourselves a good laugh. Oh, and THANKS FOR LISTENING! | 3/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 76 – An Envelope Full of Pennies | Hey kids! Let's break open the Ed Hardy champagne and get down to business. Mmmmmm taste that? It tastes like white sadness. And so many roses. This week we're joined by our friend Nolan Fabricius from the hilarious blog/webcomic ShiftlessHoboColdWar.com. We talk about the pleasant aural quality of the recorder, accidentally arguing your way out of sex because you're defending Oasis, and how Jake's girlfriend just got a paper shredder and is busy shredding every piece of paper that they collectively own. We also discuss a website for a business that just opened down the street from Jake called SickAndTwistedScarcasm.com They're apparently a t-shirt company based around selling you badly designed t-shirts with typos on them. We also found out that they're a division of 12:12 Productions, a "design" company which offers services which include but ARE NOT limited to: *F*****g up your website with animated .gifs *Making your s****y metal album sound s****y *Bad logos *Using Photoshop 7 to put gradients on everything We're thinking of paying them to design our new website. After you're done listening to this newest episode, you should head over to our facebook page, or find us on iTunes and leave us a review. It's the right thing to do. | 3/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 75 – It’s Her Fault: Advice On Living Like Jeff | This podcast might seem a little different. For the first half, we replaced Jeff with our friend Tad (or smidgen as Jeff calls him) and did a "choose your own adventure" story where Jeff played the part of wingman to his buddy Aaron, and got sweat on a lot by a big girl. Then we brought Jeff back later and asked him to provide for us the ending to the tale. Along the way, we learned that Rich considers himself to be a "pretty man", the guys are awesomely bad at improv, and I think we all secretly harbor a desire to see Jeff in awkward situations with unattractive girls. Enjoy! | 2/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 74 – Geriatrijuggahomoclonophobe | Ah Valentine's Day. It's a day of romance, caring, and doing your best to embarrass your significant other at work with as many flowers, chocolates, balloons, and high school vocal ensemble groups as you can afford. That last one literally happened to a girl I work with. An entire class of high school kids (like 25) came into the office and sang like four whole songs. The entire office stood and watched the whole thing too. I think her husband thought he was being romantic but she just looked like she was going to throw up the entire time. To the Terrible Friends, Valentine's Day is all about philosophizing about whether having sex with your clone is a homosexual act, playing the ukulele while you're pooping, and greeting cards that say I <3 Uranus (that's supposed to be an emoticon for a heart). Happy Valentine's Day! | 2/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 73 – I Want a Volcano! | I have a great idea for a restaurant. Take the idea of a Japanese steakhouse, where they yell at you in broken English and try to throw shrimp across the table into your open mouth, but it's a fat Okie (Oklahoman) with a trucker hat on and a beer in his hand cooking hot dogs and hamburgers over a gas grill. Instead of yelling at you in Japanese he's slurring and mumbling and out of breath in a way that sounds like he's only using vowels. All you have to do at this point is blare some Toby Keith putting a boot in their ass it's the American way s**t on and you'll sell a lot of hot dogs. AMERICA! And for your previewing enjoyment, head over to our facebook page to check out the hard copy of Jeff and his friend's high school band cookbook recipe for BBQ Cock. It's as delicious as it sounds! | 2/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 72 – I Have Automobilings For You | So it's the day after valentine's day, and you're in trouble because you forgot to get that special someone something special to celebrate your mutual love and affection. Don't worry bro (or ladyBro)! We've got your back! Hidden within this thing that looks like a podcast is a PLETHORA of awesome valentines day wishes that couldn't possibly cause your significat other to hate you more. Not to mention it's not quite as creepy as your "Plan A" idea for the thing you were going to get the cute girl you have a crush on at work. We also talk about times we got in trouble as youths, as well as do a bunch of really terrible impressions. Jake doesn't know if Bill Cosby is dead, BUT WE ANSWER THAT QUESTION. Take it for a ride folks, just put the keys back on the hook when you're done. | 2/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 71 – 101.4 TRBL FM | Sometimes we sit in front of our sound-capture robot and have pleasant conversations. Sometimes we yell at each other - which makes the robot sad. Every once in a while though we do something so magical that it makes our robot's happiness circuits fry and we have to chase it around the house with baseball bats and rope until it calms the F**K down. This is one of those episodes. We talk about some weird jobs we've had, and why you should never EVER work in retail. Jake tells us about the time a sweaty fat lady with a beard gave him a nickname when he was working at the movie theater behind the Dairy King roof in his back yard. Or something like that. Jake's childhood is a confusing time. Now close your eyes and imagine if we were on the radio, and what awesome call-signs and commercials we would have and how quickly we would get shut down by the FCC. Now that you're as excited as our robot, open your eyes and realize that WE ALREADY DID THAT and you can just listen to it instead of continuing to think about it. Spoiler alert: our radio stuff turned out to be better than anything you'll actually hear on the REAL RADIO (which wasn't hard). Once you've calmed back down (don't make us use the robot baseball bats on you), head over to our facebook page and "like" us, or follow us on twitter. You can also check all three of us out on this week's episode of the F-List podcast, where we get rowdy and talk about the movie Spice World - which IS as amazing as it sounds. | 2/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 70 – That’s Dating! | The Terrible Friends relive the times they cried in school, from when Rich cried alone all the time and called people fat, Jake got kicked in the balls and broke his arm, and when Jeff got his teeth knocked out by a hockey puck and cried NOT because it hurt, but because he thought his parents would be mad at him because he ruined his braces. | 2/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 69 – Foretold in the Roman Orgy Book | In this week's episode we talk about how our each of our significant others hate us (the other guys I mean), and reminisce on girlfriends and awful dates past. | 2/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 68 – Sokwardness | Sometimes interacting with other people is hard. Especially if they look like they probably smell bad. Or would annoy you. Or are old. We tackle those social issues and explore why most of our collective human interactions turn out to be so... weird. It turns out that Jeff is freaked out by poor people (especially ones that look like they "smell like poop"), rich hates your kids, and Jake gets INCREDIBLY uncomfortable around... the elderly? Jake also hates the scenario we've concocted for him involving some randy old people and a phone booth with a broken door. Now that you have that image in your head, add Jake scream-crying until he throws up and passes out. Fun times. So take a walk down the hallway of life with us. Just don't touch the doorknobs. And remember. HOLD YOUR BREATH. | 1/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 67 – Tacos And Shame | Remember kids: It's an assumption. Assume it. This week everything is sunshine and rainbows until we take a wrong turn down Weird Street and end up at the corner of Goofy Lane and Awkward Avenue. You know - right near that Olive Garden where the waitress spilled a gallon of boiling spaghetti on that old lady. Jake is finally able to fulfill his dreams of living the show "Community" in real life while taking a class at a local college. He fills us in on his first day, complete with descriptions of his wacky classmates like "old guy", "creepy hunter guy" and "fat clown guys". He also tells us about his teacher - whom based on our broad interpretation of his poor description, most likely looks something like this: So sit back, relax, and enjoy Episode 67 - Tacos And Shame. Don't forget - you can also check us out on Facebook and Twitter, as well as leave us a review on iTunes! Thanks for listening! | 1/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 66 – S-Box | 10,000 years ago, ancient man gazed up at the night sky and arbitrarily decided that some of the pretty lights there sort of looked like some random magical stuff. Fast forward until MODERN TIMES where now the magical sky stuff dictates our past, present, future, mood, social interactions, luck, and favorite foods. Except now it turns out that our earth moved a little bit... and all of the sky shapes that we thought dictated our lives were actually the wrong sky shapes... and now WE'VE ALL BEEN LEADING OUR LIVES BELIEVING IN A DIFFERENT SKY MAGIC THAT WAS THE WRONG SKY MAGIC. EVERYBODY FREAK THE F**K OUT! Luckily the Terrible Friends Podcast was here to set everybody straight and help out by coming up with a bevy of our own equally pointless, equally stupid, but somehow WAAAY more awesome new Zodiac symbols. Like "Pegapotomus" "Kevin" "Hat" and "Insemino, The Artificial Artificial Insemination Eagle". We also talk about S-Boxes and Bacon Explosions and Antiques Roadshow and a bunch of other things that will make your brain have an explosion. Did I mention that Seth Macy from the F-List Podcast is our special guest again? Well he is AND NOW YOUR BRAIN DEFINITELY JUST HAD AN EXPLOSION. OH YEAH. | 1/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 65 – Ctrl-Alt-Drunk | This week Jake had to go up into the mountains to fight a tiger using nothing but some wishes and gun, so Seth Macy from the F-List podcast took some time off from watching bad movies and fortifying his island against T-Rex attacks to fill the empty seat. Guess what? There were some CRAZY HIJINKS! . This episode, the sarsaparilla flows like sarsaparilla as our hosts talk about what happens when you put your foot in the spokes of a bicycle. And what happens when you put a wooden stick in the spokes of your bicycle. And what kind of sad buildings we used to ride bicycles around while putting things in their spokes. In between bathroom brakes we play some pretty songs on the slide whistle while conceptualizing a new bar experience called "Ctrl-Alt-Drunk". I understand how INSANE the preceding sentence sounds. If you don't think about it too hard, then you'll be ok. Just take a shot of Ctrl-Z, and try not to think about why it tastes like iron as you ride that smooth, smooth wave all the way to the end. Ahhhh - refreshing. | 1/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 64 – Movie Night: H. P. Lovecraft’s From Beyond | Season 2 is here! Only one episode in and we're already learning a bunch of important lessons! For example: we learned that it's never a good idea to record a podcast before noon - especially after a hard night of drinking. We also learned that when we get together and record in the same room, it makes everyone REALLY uncomfortable when Jake insists on being nude from the waist down. These things are all good things to know. Everyone is mad at Jake because he made us watch a really terrible H.P. Lovecraft movie called "From Beyond" - which was supposed to be entertaining, but actually turned out to be the opposite of entertaining. Untertaining, if you will. So keep in mind that as we're talking about this horrible movie, the sheer and utter boredom you may be hearing in our voices is actually just 10% boredom, 30% anger at Jake and 60% hangover. Luckily, to break up the monotony we have a special celebrity guest who stopped by to say a few words and keep an eye on Jake. I won't TELL you who it is, but I'll give you a hint - if you've ever met him in person, chances are you're not legally allowed to live within 1000 feet of an elementary school. Tune in later this week for another podcast featuring ANOTHER SPECIAL GUEST WHO IS ACTUALLY REAL THIS TIME , Mr. Seth Macy - host of the F-List Podcast. Trust us, it's going to be EPIC. If you need to kill some time between now and then, you should head over to our facebook, follow us on twitter, or hop on over to iTunes to leave a review. | 1/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 63 – LIVE From The North Pole! | Ladies and Gentlemen, the holiday season is upon us! We here at the Terrible Friends Podcast have decided to celebrate by jumping aboard our personal dirigibles and floating up to Santa's Workshop on the North Pole to record our HOLIDAY MEGA EPISODE (it's important to note that for the sake of continuity, we still recorded the podcast over skype, from three different wings of Santa's Ice Mansion). I have to say, it was a fairly magical experience recording a podcast in December at the North Pole - amid the hustle and bustle of magical elves working hard on last minute preparations for Santa's big night... Reindeer flying in and out of the Aurora Borealis... grumpy living snow-man-monsters shuffling about... JUST MAGICAL! The peppermint schnapps and chocolate wine (yes, you read that correctly) flowed freely as we talked on into the night about all things holiday related - we relived old Christmas memories of presents good and bad, re-imagined the Charles Dickens (rest in peace) classic "A Christmas Carol" with Jake as Ebenezer Scrooge, talked about our favorite Holiday movies - plus, Jeff has some VERY SPECIAL old-timey Christmas themed jokes that he wrote, which managed to be worse than the chocolate wine. Enjoy our very special HOLIDAY MEGA EPISODE, and make sure to stop back by next week for our VERY SPECIAL LOOK BACK ON 2010! | 12/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 62 – He Was A Delicious Egg | It's that time of year when we gather our loved ones, snuggle around the fire, count our blessings, and have frank and candid discussions about The Human Centipede. Even though our Holiday Mega Episode doesn't drop until next week, we still manage to get in the spirit of the season with all sorts of fun stuff. Jeff helps us out by simulating your "Life After Thanksgiving" which turns out to be pretty accurate. We also reminisce about this past Thanksgiving holiday where one of Jake's friends, in what could only be described as a BOLD yet very baffling display of... something... called Jeff a VERY BAD and contextually confusing word during a game of Drunken UNO. He also managed to do it in the form of a question. Jake has weird friends. Lots of other stuff happens too - including a visit from the Drunk Baby who stops by to sing us the "Bed Intruder Song" - and we re-imagine some classic nursery rhymes as modern shock-horror movies. Give it a listen, and stop by next week for our Holiday Mega Episode! | 12/16/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 61 – The Bad Movie Olympics: Part Five | This is it. It's time. It's been more than a month since we posted the first episode of the Bad Movie Olympics and now it's time to finally reveal which of these five AWFUL movies turns out to be the MOST AWFULUST. I have to admit, the ending was a surprise to even us... That, combined with the awesome celebrity intro we managed to score for this episode, and you're looking at some damn fine podcastin'. We had a great time doing this whole Bad Movie Olympics thing, and can say that sometime in the future we'll definitely be doing it again. In the mean time, we're going to be collaborating with our friends Seth and DaLysh again pretty soon, so stay tuned for that. Check back in a couple of days for another awesome episode, and make sure to and come back next week for our TERRIBLE FRIENDS PODCAST HOLIDAY SPECTACULAR! But first.... enjoy the FINAL episode of the FIRST ANNUAL TERRIBLE FRIENDS PODCAST BAD MOVIE OLYMPICS!!!!!!! | 12/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 60 – My Son Has A Terrible Friend | We've learned a lot about the Internet since we started this podcast. We've discovered websites about Cuddle Parties, watched pterodactyl porn videos, and a website condemning Pinatas. Like all responsible website admins, we monitor how people find our website with Google Analytics. Jeff brought a few interesting keywords to light that people have typed into Google and ended up at our website. This include pterodactyl porn, bad friends podcast, gooey snatch, cuddle party boner, poking pony, and your a terrible friend (yes it was misspelled). We also came up with the great idea to put together a collection of popular songs from the past few decades performed by the B-52's. Jeff gave us a preview with songs like "Going the Distance" by Cake, "Basketcase" by Green Day, and of course "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga. Oh and Jake and Rich impress Jeff with their awesome Foley skills. | 12/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 59 – The Bad Movie Olympics: Part Four | Tension is mounting. The surrounding landscape is so quiet that if it were a glass plate, you'd be able to smash it with a brass hammer. As you breathe out, your breath hangs in the air like an icicle at an icicle farm. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, The FIRST ANNUAL TERRIBLE FRIENDS PODCAST BAD MOVIE OLYMPICS is slowly drawing to a close. Who will win? Which movie is the worst? Where can I buy a brass hammer? Most importantly - why do the Bad Movie Olympics have to be over? FEAR NOT. Based on a positive response from our fanbase (not to mention the fact that we sort of enjoyed making each other watch really bad movies) we're probably going to do this again. When? I'm not sure, but I can guarantee you we won't be taking a b******t 4 year break like some OTHER Olympics do. So if you liked THE FIRST ANNUAL TERRIBLE FRIENDS PODCAST BAD MOVIE OLYMPICS, our eventual return is good news! If you didn't like it... why are you reading this? Did you click on a link for something you didn't like expecting to find cupcakes? You're a weirdo. Listen to me drone on like the Bad Movie Olympics are over... THEY ARE NOT OVER! Not only do you have this episode to listen to, but the FINAL episode which we'll post next week when we finally reveal which movie is the WORST MOVIE EVER. In the mean time make sure to check us out on facebook & twitter, and stay tuned later this week for another non-Bad Movie Olympics episode. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. | 12/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 58 – I’m Not Even Wearing A Hat | I'm not going to lie, we're all over the place this week. Jake and Rich introduce Jeff to some of the many popular uses people find for their webcams - the foremost of which seems to be showing you what their junk looks like up close while a bunch of strangers type Russian at them with the caps lock key turned on. The world is a weird and scary place. We also briefly explore the idea of traveling across the Atlantic to find a British "sister podcast" - a discussion which quickly devolved into some of the worst British accents you've ever heard with your ears. Jeff also brings up the Revolutionary War, which we can all agree is kind of a cheap shot. We also discuss the angle at which Jake needs to sit to be able to poop, some pet peeves, geometry, modernizing Vaudevillian humor, and a bunch of other stuff. Like I said, we were all over the place... kind of like a sea lion with a panda's face and a woman's lips drinking a mug of beer while selling you Japanese Cheetos. TALK ABOUT A WACKY THING I JUST DESCRIBED! | 12/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 57 – The Bad Movie Olympics: Part Three | It's been medically proven that the human body can only ingest a certain amount of AWESOME before essentially turning into something that resembles a fire-breathing, dick-punching, Jason Statham look alike. Since our number one fear is a world of ladies who look like Jason Statham, and who are constantly punching our dicks, we decided that after two straight weeks of bringing you PURE LIQUID AWESOME in the form of the Terrible Friends Podcast Bad Movie Olympics, we should give you some time to rest your ears and fists. Also, we had to record the second part of it. But guess what? THE WAIT ENDS TODAY! That's right, prepare to start punching dicks again, because it's time for PART THREE of our MORE EPIC THAN ANTICIPATED Bad Movie Olympics! Why "MORE EPIC THAN ANTICIPATED"? Because by the time all was said and done we had recorded SO MUCH IMPORTANT STUFF that instead of the planned four part recording we had to SPLIT IT INTO FIVE PARTS. YOUR DICK WON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON UNTIL IT'S BEEN PUNCHED SO MUCH THAT NOW IT'S A GHOST DICK. This week we give you Part Three, and make sure to stop back over the coming weeks for Parts Four and Five of the Terrible Friends Podcast Bad Movie Olympics, as well as several other fine podcasts in between. We're sorry to do this to you, but we JUST CAN'T CONTAIN THE AWESOME. | 11/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 56 – Thanksgiving F.U.P.A. Reenactment | The holiday season is a magical time filled with laughter, fun, gluttony, alcoholism, sadness and many other things, all of which blend together into the perfect red and green storm of bourbon flavored tears called "Tradition". We here at the Terrible Friends Podcast realized that the holiday season is almost upon us and we don't have any of our own traditions (except for sadness - we've got that covered). So we spent some time thinking up some of our own traditions for this coming Thanksgiving, which - as is par for the course - were all terrible terrible ideas. Rich and Jeff also enlightened Jake to the concept of a F.U.P.A. (or "c***h-pooch" as Rich likes to call it) which also managed to work it's way into our Thanksgiving traditions as well. If you don't know what a F.U.P.A. is, you can see examples here, here and here. My apologies if you clicked on one of those links. Here's a picture of a puppy playing with some balloons to help you recover some of the humanity you lost. Also, as you may have seen on facebook, we have STICKERS now! We'll put out another post sometime in the future with instructions on how you can get them from us, and on how to use them, but until then you'll have to be satisfied by just looking at them on your computer screen. This will be the only podcast this week, but make sure to stay tuned after the Thanksgiving holiday when we'll present the EXCITING conclusion to the Bad Movie Olympics, as well as some other awesome stuff. Until then, make sure to EAT YOURSELVES SILLY AT THANKSGIVING AND TRY NOT TO KILL YOUR RELATIVES. | 11/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 55 – Panda Party! | This week we learn that nostalgia can be a dangerous thing (again). Think back the venues you used to frequent as a kid... That skating rink/amusement park/children's museum was pretty awesome, right!? Now remove the naivety-tinted glasses of your youth and take another look. What used to be the coolest place in the world is now probably a dump (if you're lucky) or a creepy, gross, sticky place possibly staffed by child m******rs (if you aren't). For Rich, the halcyon location of his youth was a place called Joyland - which, of course, came equipped with a creepy (borderline: TERRIFYING) animitronic clown which played an organ. Apparenly the clown's name was Louie. Jeff's fondly-remembered location for "fun" was a place called the Skyline Skate Ranch, where they regularly held things called "Panda Parties". If the phrase "Panda Party" doesn't immediately set off the "DANGER NOW" alarm in your brain, then you're probably either: A) A series regular on the show "To Catch A Predator" B) Jeff when he was 8 Jake, on the other hand, used to just go hang out at an old bridge where he would try and make out with girls. In his words it was "pretty sad". We couldn't agree more. We also explored some "jokes" from a "joke" book that was published in the 1920s called "Jokes For All Occasions". They're all pretty special. Luckily Jeff saves the day by channeling Vaudevillian comedians and playing the kazoo (like usual). While you'll still find yourself cringing, it's a different kind of cringe than you usually experience while listening to us. SO ENJOY THAT! | 11/18/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 54 – Va Va Voom | Oh the Cosmo Quiz. I'm sure many of you (well the guys anyway) have picked up a copy of Cosmopolitan and looked through the quizzes they publish thinking, "What the f**k are they thinking?" Well we take it a step further. Every now and then we'll take one of those quizzes and broadcast it throughout the Internet for your enjoyment. The quiz this time was titled: "What Kind of Sexy Are You?" I won't say any of the questions, but I can tell you that Rich and I are "Siren Sexy", and Jeff is merely "Fun-Lovin' Sexy". Also, Jeff bitches about people forgetting his birthday (even though they didn't), and we discuss a craigslist ad obviously made by a vampire looking for a victim. ENJOY!!!! | 11/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 53 – The Bad Movie Olympics: Part Two | We know you've all been sitting on the edge of your seat, waiting with bated breath for us to continue our deliberations as we decide which one of these no good, awful, rotten, very bad movies is the worst, awfulust, rottenest, and veriest baddest. If your breath is not bated, you probably haven't listened to PART ONE. Either that, or you need your breath checked. WELL GUESS WHAT, YOU LUCKY DUCK? Presented to you here is the second part (OR PART TWO) in our mental and verbal quest to find which one of these movies will be crowned the winner of the Bad Movie Olympics. Categories covered within include: "Worst Lead Actor/Actress", "Worst Supporting Actor/Actress", "Best Use Of A Midget" and many more. It really is as awesome as it sounds. Don't worry, the Bad Movie Olympics are far from over - this is just merely a short stop along the road to crappiness as PARTS THREE and FOUR will be released in the coming weeks, so stay tuned! | 11/9/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 51 – The Bad Movie Olympics: Part 1 | The moment you've been waiting for has finally arrived. After months of planning and careful preparation, we here at the Terrible Friends Podcast are proud to present to you the FIRST ANNUAL TERRIBLE FRIENDS PODCAST BAD MOVIE OLYMPICS!!! For those of you just tuning in right now, the idea behind the Bad Movie Olympics was a simple one. We here at the Terrible Friends Podcast are joined by two of our friends, Seth Macy and Tre DaLysh from the F-List podcast, and each of us picks a bad movie. We watched all five bad movies, and then got together on the internet to argue about which one of us picked the WORST movie. If it doesn't sound that complicated... well... that's because it isn't. But here's one thing that it IS. And that thing is AWESOME! After getting through our first Bad Movie debate session, we realized two things. 1) This is turning out to be WAY more fun than any of us could have anticipated. 2) We produced a substantial amount more content than we had anticipated. (i.e. We had so much freaking fun arguing and hearing the sounds of our own voices that there's a lot of recording). So instead of the planned Bad Movie Olympics Special Episode, we're going to be splitting it up into four, maybe even five parts for your listening pleasure and posting them once a week. What you have in your hot little virtual hands right now is part one. We hope you enjoy listening to it as much as we enjoyed making it! As one last aside, if you find yourselves listening to us talk about these HORRIBLE movies and have some thoughts of your own, don't hesitate to leave feedback here, our facebook page, or send an email to terriblefriends@gmail.com. We've still got at least one more Bad Movie Olympics recording session planned, and would love to read some listener feedback about which movie YOU think is the worst. Thanks again for listening, and enjoy Part One of the Terrible Friends Podcast Bad Movie Olympics! | 11/2/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 50 – Tiny Hands, Smell Like Cabbage | Ahh Halloween. Anyone who has any amount of fun in their body loves Halloween. It's a time of scary movies, nice weather, jello shots, and drunk slutty girls in costumes. It's also the time to reminisce of Halloween memories past, such as Jeff dressing up as Super Baboon, Rich and Jake terrorizing people with chainsaws, a haunted house called the Horror of Macaroon (which is a cookie), and Jake wandering the halls of a girls dorm in college with a scream mask on for hours. Really. It's a f*****g miracle that he didn't get arrested. Oh and Rich really, really hates Utah. | 10/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 49 – Buggies & Beards | Sometimes technology can be a fickle mistress... We experienced this firsthand when we sat down to record our Bad Movie Olympics episode a couple of weeks ago with our friends Seth and DaLysh from the F-List podcast when, mere minutes into the recording, DaLysh's computer stopped working. According to Seth, this was because DaLysh is Amish. And his computer is a block of wood. So instead of recording the BMO's (don't worry - those are coming next week) we decided to sit down and have a chat with our friend Seth, who aside from hosting the F-List podcast is also a contributing writer for 1up.com where he has a blog called Add To Queue which tells you what you should be watching through netflix on your game console while it isn't playing games. He taught us about the world. Specifically Maine. Even more specifically, what they drink in Maine. We also dissect the probable chain of events that led up to both of these people consenting to take this picture. And not crying while it was being taken. Other topics covered, include: Islands, zombie invasions on islands, and T-Rex attacks. | 10/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 48 – Slam-O-Gram | An important thing to remember about the Terrible Friends is that we're as much about learning as we are about fun (or poop, boners, or making fun of stupid people). To that end, in this episode we discuss the etymology of "slam hole", the implications of Rich traveling in time, and women with mustaches. Jake also learns why it's not a good idea to fall asleep while watching a movie with Jeff, and Rich retells how he gets suspicious looks when he walks by a school during the day. Oh and we watched a video of a nanny caught abusing children. Enjoy! | 10/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 47 – The Formidable Hot Dog | You can find some weird stuff in pet stores sometimes. This week we talk about some of it! Like a cat that makes weird faces at you... or another cat that Jake can't seem to describe... or this dog food that Rich saw recently and managed to photograph. We also talk about this dog food, presented to you by a spokesperson who used to be the star of a television show from the late 70's and early 80's. As pointed out by the great John Hodgman before us, this is an almost unbelievably bizarre combination of things that really shouldn't exist. Oh, did I mention it's also seeped in casual racism? After that, it was time to head down the rabbit hole of THE INTERNET - specifically Google Image Search, where we spend some time playing the classic game of "Search a random word and see how many pages of Google Image Search you have to go through until you find porn". This eventually morphs into the game "Do a Google Image Search for a variety of double entendre and euphemisms see what the most popular image is." SPOILER ALERT: Here's what you get for Cornhole: | 10/19/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 46 – Starring Gollum as Tommy Wiseau | When you get a group of guys together and have them talk about stuff, it's only a matter of time until a discussion comes up about them peeing on stuff. Jeff calls this "using his stream of justice" so it's no surprise that he's had most of the experiences of peeing on stuff he shouldn't have been peeing on. One story involves his friend ruining the AC system at a restaurant by peeing on it. I can tell you that you'd never catch me peeing anywhere close to something that runs off of electricity. We also get a visit from Gollum doing impersonations of Dennis Hopper and Tommy Wiseau. | 10/14/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 45 – Roofstock | This week's episode is full of lots of exciting stoires! Jake tells us about how he went to this thing called "Woofstock" where some old guy propositioned Jake's dog for sex. I guess we should be thankful for the fact that WHAT HAPPENS AT WOOFSTOCK STAYS AT WOOFSTOCK UNTIL YOU FILE THE POLICE REPORT! While telling a story about having to break into my own house, Jake and Rich explain to me the proper way to break down a door, which I guess is to KICK at it until it breaks. Apparently this works better than my strategy - "run repeatedly into the door until the door opens". We also ruminate on a conceptual Halloween costume for Jake, the idea for which sprung out of a dream I had. A weird dream. A REALLY weird dream. Please see the mock-up below of how I imagine the final product turning out. Definitely the scariest Halloween costume I've seen in years. Closing things out today are three supplemental images - all of which we talk about during the podcast, but don't ever really do a great job of explaining. I figured we should post them here in order to save you the trouble of googling "Urinal Mouth" and "Yoda Fleshlight"... Enjoy! | 10/12/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 44 – Molten Honeydew Melon | Ah yes. It always feels good to find yet another fun little corner of the Internet. To me I always feel a bit like an explorer who stumbles onto a hidden city in the middle of a jungle in South America. In this case though, it'd have to be a hidden city where people are having sex with every common household object that they can figure out how to have sex with. Go see for yourself at Household Holes. If you haven't noticed yet, one of Jeff and Rich's favorite things to do is to talk me into awkward conversations and see how uncomfortable they can make me. A few examples would be bloodplay, 4-H kids that Jeff went to high school with who had sex with farm animals, Cuddle Parties (where a boner is nature's thumbs-sign), and Jeff getting scabs from another kid in his mouth. Occasionally though, I manage to give my friends a taste of their own medicine. If you can't quite figure out links I was sending them during the podcast, this should help you out. | 10/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 43 – Movie Night: Blue Velvet | Blue Velvet is a messed up movie. That doesn't mean it isn't a great movie, because it totally IS a great movie. It's also considered to be one of the late Dennis Hopper's strongest performances ever. It's well written, well directed, well shot, the story has good pacing... it's just a messed up movie. The story takes place in a neo-industrial rural-to-mid-sized town where a bored teen finds a severed ear in a field - a discovery that will lead him into the very depths of his town's seedy underbelly. He meets characters like "insane immigrant nightclub singer" and "nitrous huffing r****t"... and THEN the movie starts to get weird. As I mentioned before - Dennis Hopper steals the show with his portrayal of Frank Booth, the world's biggest fan of Pabst Blue Ribbon (sorry hipsters, Frank Booth has been on the Pabst wagon since before you could use a toilet) who happens to be a very violent r****t. Frank Booth also has a wide vocabulary of insults and instructions at hand - most of which involve the word "f**k". Sometimes several times in a row. If you're looking for something interesting, thought provoking, and, well... weird, you should definitely give Blue Velvet a look; although it's definitely not a movie for the faint of heart, or the naive of spirit. We introduce a new segment in this week's podcast in which we delve into two scenes cut out of the theatrical release - both of which add a little bit of clarity to the overall story. So go ahead and give it a download and then take a ride with us, neighbor. It'll be fun. | 10/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 42 – FakeJake.com | One of Jeff's favorite things to do is to find ways make me as uncomfortable as possible. He did a fantastic job of that this week when he brought up bloodplay, accidentally getting another dude's scabs in his mouth in a swimming pool, and clown sex. As you listen to the podcast, I think you can actually visualize me squirming in my seat more and more as the podcast goes along. I did, however, gain a bit of respect for Jeff as he tells the story of how he broke his arm when he was a kid, and then immediately tried to reset the bone himself by trying to yank it back into place. I'm pretty sure that if Rich or I were in the same situation we'd just have started sobbing uncontrollably. | 10/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 41 – Movie Night: Big Trouble In Little China | This week's Movie Night podcast is very special, in more ways than one. Due to some technical/scheduling difficulties, this week's movie got a recording session all it's own, so we're "kicking it old school" as the kids today say - bringing you around 45 minutes of red-hot podcast about the movie Big Trouble in Little China. The increased length can also be attributed to the fact that Rich WOULD NOT STOP EATING CHEETOS and because of that, we spend a lot of time talking about Cheetos. Specifically Cheetos Zingers. Whatever the reason, we spend about twice our usual amount of time talking about a movie Jake calls "One of the best movies ever made" which from the start seems HIGHLY questionable. On the other hand I WOULD accept "weird-ass trip through an American screenwriter's mostly un-researched version of Chinese mystic culture" - seriously, this movie made me feel like I had signed up for Intermediate Chinese Mysticism 201 and then skipped every class leading up to the review session for the comprehensive final. Maybe THIS is the point at which my lack of knowledge of other 80's movies is finally coming into play... Perhaps if I had the complete knowledge of every other weird kung-fu movie made during the 1980's then this one would have been more of a homage or a spoof or something instead of just... well... confusing. Anyway. That's not to say I HATED this movie. It was weird, but weird in a fun way. The whole plot essentially consisted of Kurt Russel and some Chinese character actors fighting the cast of Mortal Kombat and some super-scary looking muppets. As a side bar - this movie was apparently popular enough to warrant it's own action figures. Take that, world. The only thing that REALLY bugged me about this movie was the beginning and the end - neither seemed complete enough and were both FAR too out of the context of the movie which they were made to bookend. I could also go on a rant about how the ending was obviously intended to set-up a sequel that never got made, but I wont (because I did enough of that on the podcast). So there you go - listen to our thoughts on Big Trouble in Little China which while not being one of the best movies ever made, is definitely pretty good. I'll leave you now with an artist's rendering of the "Chinese Wild Man" who while seeming so violent on the streets of Chinatown, proves to be nothing but a gentle giant in its natural habitat. | 9/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 40 – That’s Why I Started Alcoholism | Ever wonder about bug wieners? Baby hobos? Pumpkin Spice flavored Hershey's Kisses? Grape flavored foam? Lady parts? Well we have, and let me tell you - none of those are things you really want to spend too much time mulling over. But hey, we'll do it for you, and then talk about it in podcast form! Highlights include: The mating habits of Bed Bugs - PICTURE NSFW IF YOU'RE A BED BUG IN A BED BUG WORKPLACE We have a conversation with a drunk baby. We also re-visit the topic of "Worst Candy EVER" with a few new top contenders: Enjoy! Make sure to write us a review on iTunes (if you haven't already) and stay tuned because we have some super exciting stuff coming up in October! | 9/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 39 – Movie Night: War Games | Ahhhh 1983... When Soviet Communism was still terrifying, computers were still confusing to everyone except nerds and teenagers, and thermonuclear war was a constant thought in the back of everyone's mind. 1983 (aside from being the birth year of me, your hero) is also the backdrop to War Games starring Matthew Broderick, Ally Sheedy, and a computer named after a hamburger. This movie also featured guest appearances from "the frailty of the human psyche", "oh s**t computers are f*****g scary", and "pterodactyls who hate kids". The Verdict? War Games was pretty good. While the hacking wasn't quite as colorful or "Descent like" as it was in Weird Science, it was also more believable. The movie had an interesting story which moved along at a good pace, and involved a simplistic, but still captivating sense of discovery throughout (a feeling termed by our own Rich Kimball as "Bubblegum Espionage"). It's on Netflix Watch It Now, and in my opinion is definitely worth a look. But first things first - check out our newest podcast offering; Episode 39 - Movie Night. Do it now before the super sentient government hamburger computers blow us up! | 9/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 38 – Night Darkness | Occasionally in our constant search of lore and legends on the Internet, we run across a few gems that sparkle more than others. Jake found one of these gems while he was casually browsing through the personals on Craiglist. He found an ad for a group called The Midnight Society, which has nothing to do with the old Nickelodeon show "Are You Afraid of the Dark?". No, this was an ad for a group of "real" vampires. The Terrible Friends, upon learning of the true existence of these dark creatures, had a brilliant idea: a social network for vampires. We brainstormed and came up with a few potential domains for our amazing idea. bonerinthenight.com vampirecuddleparty.com nightdarkness.com Which one do you like? Let us know and we will make this happen! Email us at terriblefriends@gmail.com. For other websites that shouldn't exist, visit jaredremembered.com, and downwithpinatas.com. | 9/21/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 37 – In My T-16 Back Home | In this episode we talk about our favorite superpowers, a brief Star Wars trivia battle between Jeff and Jake (to be continued; Jake's going to win eventually), and Jeff recounts the previous night, full of Jake's drunken shenanigans. | 9/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 36 – Movie Night: Purple People Eater | It's movie night again and we're still in the midst of trying to educate me on all of the awesome movies I missed (or avoided) from the 1980's. Execpt this week it was my pick, so I decided to pull from the deep well of the three movies I saw growing up, and picked the late '80's classic, "Purple People Eater". You may remember this movie from when it played nonstop on the Disney Channel around 1989. Purple People Eater is a classic example of "Nostalgia gone horribly horribly wrong". The whimsical tale of a young boy and a space monster friend I remember from my youth is actually just a cinematic abortion, containing GREAT FEATURES like: *Kids who don't know how to play instruments trying to play instrument! *A giant purple monster ejaculating music notes out of a phallic horn on its head! *People covering large areas of their skin with what surely had to be lead based paint! *Kids lecturing other kids about being more kind to the elderly! This film also contained some truely terrible cameo's by a few of early rock & roll's fallen stars. Jake also claims that based on some "lingering hugs" (whatever that means) that this movie has a very strong child m*********n undertones. I just think he didn't like the movie... It's also important to note that this movie also stars a very young (but still awesome) Neil Patrick Harris, as well as a young (but still creepy) Dustin Diamond. So I guess it's got that going for it. That's about it - here's our newest episode! Until next time, for your own safety and sanity, please remember something that apperently none of us did - "If a movie is based off of something that was originally a novelty song, that movie does not need to be watched." | 9/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 35 – A Coven of Weirdos | If you're from the Midwest or from a small town, chances are that you were either in 4-H or had friends or family that were. Having grown up on a farm, it's no surprise that Jake was in 4-H, and I suppose it's also no surprise that Jeff's only experience with it was 4-H kids in high school he overheard talking about having sex with farm animals. We also discuss some of our guilty pleasures, which include Lady Gaga, Stargate SG-1, and Jeff pretending that he's flying an X-Wing when he's driving to work in his car. | 9/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 34 – Cuddle Party! | Have you ever heard of the phenomenon known as Cuddle Parties? For those who haven't, here's the official definition: A Cuddle Party is a structured, safe workshop on boundaries, communication, intimacy and affection. A drug and alcohol-free way to meet fascinating people in a relaxing environment. A laboratory where you can experiment with what makes you feel safe and feel good. - www.cuddleparty.com The Terrible Friends definition is a little bit different: A Cuddle Party is a collection of lonely, sexually frustrated people who, instead of connect physically with other human beings in a normal manner, such as a hug for a family member or actually having real sex with another person, clamber into a pile together to dry-hump each other to the point of chafing. Or, if you're a sexual deviant: A Cuddle Party is a great place to rub your boner into the backs of complete strangers without anyone getting mad. Because, according to www.cuddleparty.com, "An erection is just nature's thumbs-up sign". Take a listen! | 9/10/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 33 – Movie Night: Weird Science | Once again, this week's movie night pick was chosen from the large selection of 80's movies that Jeff hasn't seen. It was Jake's pick , and he chose the movie Weird Science which, has the title implies, was kind of weird. Unfortunately the whole movie doesn't turn out to be the romp through hormone fueled nostalgia that teenage Jake quite remembered... instead it's sort of a twisted re-telling of the Dr. Suess classic "The Cat In The Hat"... if the Cat In The Hat enjoyed activities like "showering with underage boys", "making out with underage boys", "getting underage boys drunk"... etc. It turns out this movie would have been more appropriately named "F*****g Creepy-Ass Science" . As a side note - FUN FACT: The movie also features an incredibly young Robert Downey Jr! So... anyway. Episode 33 - Movie Night: Weird Science... LISTEN NOW! | 9/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 32 – Delivered To You By A Clown | Ever wonder how funny it would be if a velociraptor had big yellow bananas instead of scary toenails? Hilarious, right? Well apparently Jake doesn't think so. Here's a list of other things Jake doesn't find funny: * People makin' whoopie while wearing Pterodactyl costumes. * The insinuation that he has the "figure of a Tuba player". * Jeff's uncanny impression of him. * Illiteracy (particularly his own). Well lucky for us (and you) WE DO find these things funny, and we talk about them and much more at length in this week's episode. ENJOY! | 9/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 31 – Is a Carrot a Thing? | What do you do if your son pooped in his principal's barbecue grill, or if you accidentally shoot your neighbor's dog repeatedly with a pellet gun, of when your step sister has her first period? You have the Terrible Friends make a card for that specific situation. We also talked about the correct usage of "Whatevs" and "Whatever", our favorite kinds of pie, and the awful things that Jake and Jeff do to girls who go see scary movies with them. | 9/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 30 – Movie Night: Trading Places | Allow me to ask you a question. Before doing so I'm going to assume that you're close to my age (26) or maybe a bit younger or older. Do you remember all of the awesome movies from the 1980's that had a hand in shaping the landscape of our language, fashion, and even the very structure of our culture? You do? Great! But guess what? I don't remember a single one! Blame it on my somewhat sheltered upbringing - blame it on the fact that when I was growing up I would rather watch "The Empire Strikes Back" for the 1,000,000th time than try and find entertainment in something new. For whatever reason, a few months ago when Jake and Rich and I started talking about iconic movies from the '80s, I came to a realization. I really haven't seen any of them. Sure, I've managed to catch 20 minutes here and there of movies like "Die Hard" "The Breakfast Club" and "Coming to America" on TV during the last 20 years or so, but actually sitting down and watching any of these movies from start to finish? Nope. So for a month or so, Jake and Rich are going to be making our Movie Night movies exclusively movies from the 1980's that I haven't seen. I'm a bit excited about this, but also a little bit tentative. What if these beloved movies that Rich and Jake remember so fondly from their childhood just AREN't as good when viewed through the eyes of a cynical adult, 20 years after their release? It's going to be an interesting experiment regardless, one which I hope that you'll join us for. The first movie that was picked was the movie "Trading Places" starring Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy, and a healthy dose of some fun-time 1980s casual racism. Listen along with us as Rich and Jake lead me through the first step in my journey to the movies of yesteryear - Trading Places. | 9/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 29 – The Cool Thing About Salt | You know how we like to keep all you folks on your toes. It's like we're all playing the game "The Floor is Lava" and we keep changing where the lava is. I bet you haven't thought about THAT game in a long time have you. This is the first of our bite-sized podcasts that we'll be releasing a couple times a week, instead of one big juicy steak of a podcast once a week. It's our way of making sure that none of you get eyes bigger than your stomachs and pass out on the floor with blood squirting out of your nose. That's how much we care. In this episode Jake talks about his trip to the Underground Salt Museum, how to tell a pregnant woman you don't care about her pregnancy, and a nightmare that Jeff had. | 8/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 28 – It’s Christmas! | The Terrible Friends break ground with our first ever guest! We also change the format around a bit and talk about our movie first this time around. The movie for this week is the MST3K movie The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? Being an MST3K movie, this was of course Jeff's pick, and our guest Tad promptly did his best to s**t all over it. Jake and Tad get teased for playing Dungeons & Dragons, and the gang looks at a website that shows you how to combine sex and baking. And let me tell you, it looks delicious. We also talk about how Jeff was sheltered growing up, and missed all the 80s movies that the rest of us have come to love. Thus begins the Terrible Friends 80s Movie Marathon. From here until October, we'll be watching a bunch of the 80s movies that we think Jeff has to see. So if you have any suggestions, post them on Facebook, send us a Tweet, or email us at terriblefriends@gmail.com. | 8/26/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 27 – A Ban on Common Sense | My Dearest Friends, I write you this introduction to our latest podcast, being Episode 27 - A Ban on Common Sense, with nothing but the most heartfelt outpouring of goodwill. For in this podcast, we three humble hosts delve deeply into our topics of discussion, being jocular and humorous, examine such issues as men who have a intense physical love for piñatas, and men who drive enormous pickup trucks to make up for their lack of manhood. We, being the three authors of this novel of aural deliciousness, also pontificate on how Jeff seduces women, on Jake's primal and unrelenting fear of Juggalos, or those who enjoy the music of the group the Insane Clown Posse, and last but not least, how Jeff used to write letters in high Victorian fashion to a prior girlfriend who, surprisingly enough, turned out to be bat-s**t crazy. The movie this week was the 1979 horror "classic" Phantasm, which is about a tall undertaker called "The Tall Man" (oh yeah the writing was that good), a whiny kid who likes to watch people have sex in graveyards, and one silver ball that kills a poor janitor. | 8/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 26 – Mommy! He Looks Like a Pony! | Haha. Now whenever I think of Rich this is what I'm going to think of. I'm probably going to catch some hell from this. For a guy who looks like Jesus, he does tend to get a little touchy about his appearance. The Terrible Friends are at it again! In this episode we discuss Jeff and Rich's LOVE for donuts, how Jake texts like a preteen, Jeff's compulsion of poking hot dog buns, how Jeff was mentally abused as a child by his science teacher's goat fetus, and Jake's rainbow pants. The flick for this week's MovieNite is the zombie movie classic (b******t) Zombie Strippers. It stars Robert Englund, from Nightmare on Elm St. fame, and Jenna Jameson, from lots of p***ses in her v****a fame. The plot goes something like this: Army dude get bitten by zombie, and then goes to a strip club (?), where he watches Jenna Jameson shake her jiggly bits until he zombies out and bites her. Then Jenna Jameson turns into a zombie, which makes her become a super stripper who shoots billiard balls out of her v****a at lethal speed. She inevitably turns everyone else into a zombie, and Robert Englund, playing the germaphobe douchebag proprietor of the club, gets suffocated by gooey zombie snatch. Enjoy! | 8/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 25 – Masters of Suspense | Hey, guess what? It's a new podcast! You know what that means... Time to get our your honey mustard sauce and electrical tape! This week we talk about Jeff skinning moles, a drilling company who's slogan is "Your Hole is our Goal", and how much Rich's Pontiac Vibe looks like a minivan. Jake tells the group about a guy who he doesn't know who's friends call him The Master of Suspense because his name's Stephen King, even though the guy who's known as the Master of Suspense is Alfred Hitchcock, not Stephen King (this is a great example of some of the dumb s**t that Jake comes up with). Also, apparently when Jake was in High School he also went out to a creepy abandoned bridge to trick girls into making out with him too. For our MovieNite, it was Jeff's pick + zombie movie, so of course we had to take breaks periodically while watching the movie to throw up. Redneck Zombies is about rednecks who drink zombie juice moonshine and then really gross and weird s**t ensues. | 7/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 24 – ZAMBIES! | Last week the entirety of the Terrible Friends staff donned our super-scientist goggles and traveled down to the Gulf of Mexico to diffuse a giant methane deposit that was destined to bubble to the surface of the ocean and wipe out all life on earth. We can't really tell you HOW we did it (HINT: it involved a lot of passive-aggressive sighing and a pretty lengthy guilt trip) but you can rest easy knowing that tomorrow will be bright, shiny, happy, new day. That is - unless you still live near the Gulf of Mexico, where your life becomes more poisoned and desperate with each passing hour. Thanks BP! Unfortunately, due to our heroic actions, we didn't have a chance to upload/release last week's episode. Sorry! We figured you would choose "not having your life instantly snuffed out by a gigantic fireball that smelled like a fart" to a "new episode of the Terrible Friends Podcast" (although admittedly, it IS a tough choice). So here's a new episode! We talk about lots of stuff including, Jake being "all like Woah..." because "that was a pretty insane movie trailer," some fun stories from HS, ways to make your co-workers leave you alone at work, some neat film noir improv, wearing eyeliner, Zambie Santa, Zambie Clowns, the move Zambieland... wait, I'm pronouncing that wrong? Oh - you should tell Jake. Because he want's you to know what Zombieland is 'spout... "It's 'spout America being eaten by Zambies." - Jakey-bobs Enjoy! | 7/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 23 – BRRRIGGUHMUNUNYAH! | BRRRIGGUHMUNUNYAH!!! This week's Terrible Friends Podcast is a literal feast for your ears! It's an aural cornucopia! It's an orgy of audio awesomeness! We talk about the "Fat or Pregnant" game, cottage cheese (gross), how good Jeff is at being passive aggressive, and our butterfly god BRRRIGGUHMUNUNYAH! The MovieNite podcast for this week is the 1986 comedy the Three Amigos, starring Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, and Martin short. It received 3 recommendations from the Terrible Friends so go watch it! | 7/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 22 – Makin’ Number 300 | I f*****g hate peanut brittle. I just needed to have written that sentence on the Internet so it lives on forever. That's how strongly I feel about it. This week we talk about old people and Werther's Originals, Jeff's desire to poop while running at full speed, Jake's pathetic attempt and making puns, Rich's dissertation on Ghost Rape, and we make fun of Jeff's speech impediment (he says "both" with an "L"). For the MovieNite this week Jeff chose the haunting drama, action, black comedy, romantic, s**t movie The Room, which Tommy Wiseau produced, directed, starred in, and pooped all over. It's about a weird Scandinavian American guy and his troubles with his fiancé, his best friend, his (sort of) adopted son, his mother-in-law with breast cancer (nobody cares in the movie), the cruel world, and the (SPOILER ALERT) bullet that goes through his brain at the end. Don't worry, I didn't ruin it for you. If you're the kind of person who can make it through this movie (like Jake and Jeff, NOT Rich) it doesn't ruin anything. Cheers! | 6/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 21 – I Genghis Kahn’t Believe How Bad These Puns Are | Whooooaaaaaa Nelly. Seriously. Slow your ass down. You're scaring the kids, for Pete's sake. It's a semi-special episode this week as 2/3 of the Terrible Friends record the podcast in the same room. Rich was still in Colorado though, that sonofabitch. We bless your ears with stories about ear candling, the gross kids from your childhood, making fun of kids with speech impediments, and our arch-nemeses. Aaaaaannnd the flick for this week's MovieNite is the Sci-Fi hit District 9, which is a great movie if you like seeing Nigerians eating aliens, or if you like seeing guys heads getting blown off and being liquified by a lighting bolt gun. So we all loved the movie. Check it out! | 6/23/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 20 – The Gerbils Stole My Mittens | Have you ever made a teacher cry? Well we sure have, and in our latest episode we share the horrors that we all made our music teachers go through when we were in grade school. We also talk about some of our experiences at Walmart, including Jeff almost buying tanning lotion and then screaming at a checkout lady, white trash people buying jumbo-sized nativity scene figures, and where to buy a Menorah. This week's MovieNite was Rich's pick, and he selected the David Byrne (of the Talking Heads) mockumentary-type-thing True Stories, which stars David Byrne and John Goodman. The movie is about a fictitious Texas town where a bunch of bewildering stuff happens. I'd give you more of an introduction to the film, but I think if I try I'm going to have an aneurism, blood will squirt out of my nose and I'll die. Cheers! | 6/11/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 19 – Are You Looking For This? | Oooohhhhh Yeaaahhhh! That's right. Just like the giant Koolaid Pitcher. Ok yes I know Family Guy has done that joke like 8 times. Don't f*****g judge me. After a few weeks of hiatus, The Terrible Friends are back with one of our best episodes yet! We talk about Jeff throwing up on his brother in the bathtub, kids throwing up on birthday cakes (Jeff probably did this too), our support and appreciation of mens' time in the bathroom, and our ever prevalent poop humor. We've also decided to combine our MovieNite podcast into our normal podcast, so definitely check out what we have to say about the awesome Spanish language fantasy/horror flick Pan's Labyrinth! Check it out! Have a taste! Sink your teeth in! Just be aware that you'll probably have a red stained tongue. Yeah, I did another Koolaid joke. I'm cool like that. | 6/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 18 – MovieNite: Moon | This movie is either about space, or bare asses. You can be assured that if we had made this movie, it would have been about both. Moon stars Sam Rockwell and the disembodied voice of Kevin Spacey as GERTY the robot. It is about a miner who is stationed by himself on the moon during a 3 year contract. All of the Terrible Friends rather enjoyed this movie, and we definitely picked it apart in the podcast. SPOILER ALERT. We totally ruin the end of the movie if you haven't seen it. | 5/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 17 – Richards in Conjuctions | Did you know that dust from break pads is toxic? I didn't either. Thank you Terrible Friends Podcast! It's a mediacast this week, the Terrible Friends (like Super Friends, get it?) talk about bitchy fat girls at country music concerts, how Lala.com is shutting down, the old N64 classic Perfect Dark, Instantwatcher.com, and the Wii game Mario and Luigi. Also we talk about how Jeff doesn't know what a crescent wrench is, and is overall pretty ignorant about anything manly. | 5/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 16 – MovieNite: The Host | To sum up our foreign horror movie month, we decided to watch the Korean monster movie The Host. This movie was about a giant mutated fish thing that terrorizes people along the Han River in Seoul, South Korea. The story follows an incompetent father as he, his father, and his siblings try to track down the beast to rescue his daughter, who is taken as a snack for later. Add that to an overall incompetent government, and generally stupid people all around, and you've got a healthy mix of horror, comedy, drama, and incompetence. We were pretty divided overall about this film, which lead to a lengthy and rich discussion, and quite a few spoilers. Check it out! | 4/29/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 15 – Taking a Quiz for Ladies | I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Hey, isn't there supposed to be a MovieNite podcast today?" Well, you are correct. There is supposed to be a MovieNite podcast today. But you know what? We made the rules, so we can break them, dammit. We don't need your approval. We could do whatever the hell we wanted. We could put out an Othercast every day for 3 weeks and then put out nothing but Latin chanting for another 3 weeks. But we won't, because Jeff would probably spontaneously combust. Our normally scheduled MovieNite will grace your ears on Thursday, but tonight you get to hear Jeff make Rich and Jake take a quiz from a Cosmopolitan Magazine. The quiz gauges how well either of us flirt. Hilarity ensues. | 4/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 14 – MovieNite: The Orphanage (El Orfanato) | Hola! Bienvenidos a la podcast(?) de Los Amigos Terribles! Ok that pretty much uses up all the Spanish I have left from college. For this week's MovieNite we watched the Spanish film The Orphanage. This is the third film for April, which is our Foreign Horror Movie month. Aaaaaaand let me tell you that this movie is creeeeepy. Anytime you mix spooky ghost horror with children and a foreign language the creepiness level ticks up a few notches, but this one takes the taco. So check it out, and be sure to watch it with the lights off. And expect to have awful nightmares about children. We all sure did. | 4/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 13 – Magnet Crow Ghosts | Miracles and s**t yo. F*****g magnets, how do they work? Haha... damn I wish I'd have thought up those song lyrics. We've got a Mediacast for you this week, and that means 6 (minus ridiculous tangents) topics of juicy comedy deliciousness. Like a big sticky Terrible Friends cinnamon roll. Mmm... tasty. In the recipe this week (recipe, cause it's a cinnamon bun; damn I'm clever) we've got Rifftrax, Weeds, Darksiders, Dresden Files, a really awful ICP song, and Netflix Watch it Now for the Wii. So give it a listen. It's pure m***********g magic. SNL Also made fun of this song. We have awesome comedic accuracy. | 4/20/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 12 – Aim Away from Face | We really need to stop finding ridiculous sexual websites when we record these Othercasts. It's incredibly funny, but I always end up laughing so hard that I cry. Several times. I have to drink a gallon of water just to not get dehydrated. This week's Othercast includes stories on how NOT to m********e, terrible teachers from our childhood, and douchebags at coffee shops who watch/listen to stuff on their laptops without headphones. Yay! | 4/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 11 – Movie Night: Let the Right One In | I'm not going to make any abstract jokes to introduce the movie this time. I've thought about it, and considering this movie contains brutal violence and undertones of p********a, I just don't think I can do it without crying a little on the inside. I'm sorry, you just aren't important enough to risk serious emotional harm to myself. The movie this week was the Swedish romantic horror film Let the Right One In, which is about a bullied 12 year old who meets and has a romantic(ish??) relationship with 12 year old girl. But then you find out that the 12 year old girl is in fact a 200 year old vampire, and then you find out that she's not really a girl either. It does have some fairly violent scenes too. There's a part where a woman get's attacked by like 15 cats. She runs out of a room screaming with 15 hissing and yowling cats clinging all over her body. Awesome. Let the Right One In does a truly remarkable thing in being very weird, creepy, and disturbing, and at the same time being very romantic and endearing. It's one of the few times so far when all three of us give a movie our overwhelming approval. | 4/13/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 10 – Movie Night: Dead Snow | You know what I like? Sawing apart Nazi Zombies with a chainsaw and grinding their faces up with a snowmobile track. Ohhhh yeah. Gimme some sugar baby. For this week's Movie Night we watched the Norwegian horror film Dead Snow, which is of course about a group of Norwegian medical students who go camping up in the mountains and manage to p**s off a group of Nazi Zombies. So... awesomeness. Oh and the fat movie nerd is the only guy who gets laid. More awesomeness. | 4/8/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 09 – The Kansas Hour Tangent Cast | You know what I think? Boobs. Episode 9 is a mediacast, which means that the three of us each chose two topics and then we discussed! On the table this week was Clash of the Titans, Dexter, Borderlands, Jake's crazy time at a Tegan and Sara concert, Rich's inability to purchase Phish tickets, and the Edge music collection. Check it out yo. | 4/6/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 08 – Riding the Orange Pony | Whoa. Seriously. This is why we can't have nice things. You just sit there and be nice or I'm turning this blog around. This week's Othercast features some pretty epic drunk stories, a website we found all about DIY sex toys (ewwww gross), and the rampant incompetence that hovers over self-checkout stalls at your local supermarket. Really though the DIY sex toys website is insane. They show you how you can use a buttplug as a door jam... umm yeah.... Check it out. | 4/1/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 07 – Movie Night: Baby’s Day Out | Jeff had the honors to select this week's film for Movie Night, and he chose Baby's Day Out. Directed by John Hughes (the guy who directed St. Elmo's Fire and Breakfast Club), this movie came out in 1994 and stars one of the chicks from Sex and the City, Joe Mantegna, Lara Flynn Boyle, Cypher from the Matrix, and the a*****e from The Wedding Singer. Basically it's a movie about a baby who outsmarts and causes continuous bodily harm to three bumbling criminals. Imagine what happens to Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern in Home Alone but concentrate all of that on one guy's pair of balls. Fun filled family content for all! | 3/30/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 06 – Movie Night: World’s Greatest Dad | In this Movie Night Jeff and Jake discuss the movie World's Greatest Dad, which is directed by Bobcat Goldthwait, and stars Robin Williams. Jake and Jeff disagreed on some things about the movie, but both agreed about how painful it was to watch. Check it out! | 3/24/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 05 – A Scottish Tea Party | Hey There! We're minus Rich this week, but that doesn't keep Jake and Jeff from providing over an hour of quality entertainment! We talk about God of War III, Archer, Alice in Wonderland, how Jake cussed out people at Best Buy, and Jeff's 4 hours of white-knuckle terror. | 3/22/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 04 – Failspin | Aloha! (That's hello and goodbye in Hawaii speak) This is Episode 4 for us Terrible Friends, and it's an Othercast if you please. In this episode we talk about the difference between a cookie and a cake, poop flavored jellybeans,the 90s cartoon Tailspin, Jeff does play-by-play of a snake throwing up a hippopotamus, and more! Would you kindly give it a listen? | 3/17/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 03 – Movie Night: Dr. Horrible’s Sing Along Blog | Well hi there! Our movie this week was Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, which of course can be found on the Netflix Watch it Now. This short movie (45 mins) comes to us from Joss Whedon, creator of the 90s TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer (meh) and also the short-lived Firefly (f**k yeah), and stars Neil Patrick Harris. This is the first time that we all liked the selection of our movie night, but I doubt that will happen very often. Check it out! And get excited for the OtherCast coming out on Thursday! | 3/15/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 02 – A sip from the Diva Cup | Greetings! In this episode we talk about Rich's childhood fear of closets, third grade Jeff throwing rocks at kids, Jake being a compulsive liar, and Sarah Palin naked. We also discover the horrific truth about the Diva Cup. | 3/4/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 01 – Media Cast for Feb. 27 | Hello friends! This is our first offical episode. This is our media cast, where we talk about the new Alkaline Trio album, DoorWolfs, Elton John being pompos, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Lala.com, and how much we love Bioshock 2. We also discuss Jake's love, and Jeff and Rich's disgust of the 80s flick Howard the Duck. | 3/3/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 00 – Pilot | Hi there! This is the pilot for our podcast. Check it out! | 2/25/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Customer Reviews
Great Podcast
Your podcast told me to write a review so I am going to. So far I have listened to all of your shows and enjoy them alot. I really enjoy your mediacasts because I am very into gaming and tech junk. I think the best part about you guys show is that it is never the same. It varies between "Movie Night", "Mediacasts", and just the regular show, which makes it very enjoyable. Keep up the good work.
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Everyday bullslinging about movies, games, and wild tangents on ridiculous life stories. Crack a beer and drop in on an entertaining conversation.
Fun, stupid times
I'm not entirely sure why I listen but I do, to every random episode. Keeps me laughing while I do the dishes and despite their claims Jeff, Jake, and Rich are funny to girls (at least this one). There I rated you, happy now?
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