Topical Vacation
By Ender Bowen & Emily Steele
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Podcast Description
No Shirt. No Shoes. No Topic. A funny, random, stream-of-consciousness podcast hosted by Emily Steele and Ender Bowen – entertainers who live in Nashville, TN. The show – which started in January of 2011 – features no-holds-barred conversations that leave no one safe (including the hosts), and includes irreverent insight into pop culture and society… and it’s all right from the top of their heads!
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ExplicitEpisode 2.14 – Happy International British Day | The sun never sets... • Finding Glee • The French invade • And the Germans follow • The DC Comics character who should be gay • Don't call them "Flip Flops" • The real reason we call it the "EU" • Jolly good crap • The French just won't go away • How did the Australians get here? • What constitutes citizen ownership? • Everyone loves England • What's Canada all about? • Dividing America like a cookie sheet • George Michael is the same as "That Monty Python Guy" • It's not cool when Madonna pretends to be British • "Open mouth, insert gay" • America goes nuts with their fads • The French lemonaude • Invading Italy • Italian language is weird • Man-about-town? • International marriage. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] Photo by a.drian via Flickr | 5/24/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2.13 – We Have A Baby! | And the title goes wrong... again... • Church feet • The theme rules • The Greatest Great British Hero • "Windy"? Really? • Common Sense for... Ventriloquist Dummies... • Howie Mandel Doodie • The uppers and lowers of the North • Ender Bowen is Today's Special • Create things that say "Ender Bowen Cabbie Hat" for Google searches • When Emily is tired she might as well be drunk • Prom etiquette • It isn't our baby • Just for the taste of it... a pee break • "Calowie" • The first two attempts always fail • Code names • How I Met Your Mother season finale spoilers • The PWA Show finally invades! [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 5/17/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2.12 – Owie! | Spelling the title • Cats suck sometimes • Do you like the new studio? • Emily ruins another joke • Tub wars • Sweeping the nation • Take chances: chop his head off • Clearance, Clarence • Sticking to the chair • Bunsen Burger • Driving one's nuts head • Cross-eyed brains • Whispering Chicken • We should play "What's That Sound"? • Housing the underwear • Special Cool! • Vaginal people • Can't Argue With That is starting back up! • Thus dow openeth • Duos who are better than Simon and Garfunkel • What can I do with these deaf ears? • Stealth stealing • An The Avengers review...ish... • How do you pronounce "Steven Weber" • Thor or Nuclear Man • Spoke it wrong in my mouth • Miss Clarity. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 5/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2.11 – It’s Closing Time! | Foot rhythm • Semi-Sonic • Put the room up the pole • Don't ruin the joke • Where the stud is • The Segway: Our Cat Begs • Poo-pooing sweet potatoes • Cats wanna play too • The rules of licensing • Companies as separate entities • Cat puke • Ender goes off on the microphone-holding again • How we ripped off our own TopVac Tracks • Emily ruins Quiet Time • Stop Ender's Face! • Aaaaaand the hosts go nuts • Emily learns what drums are • "'Tis of Thee, I Shall!" • The poor engineering of drumsets • And the Predators are into Round 2! • Egyptians walk... like themselves • Jewish food • Yeast inspection • Beating Cartman to death • That song Emily liked • Emily gives away her voicemail password • Tim's guest spot • A heads-up for brides • We didn't plan numbers. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 4/26/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2.10 – Who Says Cassettes Are Dead? | How tapes work • The place smells • The story of the first poop • Being weighed down • Packing for the big move • Emily ditches Debbie Gibson • Asking her first doesn't make it okay • Mac & Cheese doesn't work late at night • The Segway: The Voicemail • The PWA Show completes each others' sentences • Accent prerequisites • Korey Hodges is evil! • Iraqistan isa country • Illegal straylians • Kangaroo bucks • Dogs are working for terrorists • Happy Birthday to Emily! • Barry Manilow ticket prices • The famous magician Penn Teller • Killing Bono • Talking about shows • Survivor: X-Men • The science of sitcoms. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 4/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2.09 – Cold, Crisp, Refreshing Sugar Flavored Syrup! | Correcting our own title • The piece picker-upper • Just say no to Will Ferrell • Accidental soda • Soda liability insurance • Acronyms suck • Nothing suggestive about Strawberry Shortcake's features • Ender and his cousin Sarah are the same person • Completely forgetting what we've done on TopVac Tracks • Why Shrinky Dinks are a stupid idea... but a good learning experience • Being annoying Brits again • The Production Constitution • Staying home in the past • Your face is your mom • Look like Gary Coleman! • Patrick is not Phil • Keeping in touch is not your responsibility (it's the other person's) • Stop touching people • How to shoot down an argument • Getting first dibs on naming friends • Being unintentionally racially offensive • Robin Hood sparks theme park violence • Ender hypothetically meets Bumblebee • Republican Primates • Emily Words Returns • Playmates • Emily makes a lyric better • Voting for Mike Bumblebee • Microphone dressing • Going nuts with the sound board again • Transforming back in time • The Cow Experience • Drop A Time Boop. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 4/12/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2.08 – Happy Anniversary! | Celebrating a certain anniversary • The truth about anniversaries and women • How Ender didn't actually compromise • How mean dogs make other dogs alright by comparison • Ender, Interrupted • The Segway: Operation Baghdad Puppies • Donate to Operation Baghdad Puppies • Doggy Visas • When no one is listening, Emily's accents are spot on • Another Anchorman and Dumb & Dumber • The awesomeness of The Hunger Games • Breaking the "Leave One" rule • "Sesame Street" for adults • Rich People Bitchin' • Missing the point of Animal Farm • Why school kids need to be supervised • First Pipes - "I've Lost My Knife!" • How does one assess one's own reading? • Shapes • 14 gets younger as we get older. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 4/5/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2.07 – Spit Take! | Celebrating like we're Irish • How a free shot can go wrong • The Anti-Christ of Whiskey • Ender becomes El Gigante • Almost no a-holes on St. Patrick's Day • Why you shouldn't park in the "tiny hole" • Right from the horse's mouth • Feeding the homeless on $18 a plate • Maeby lays on a cloud • Is "chocked" a word? • The logic of buying restaurant food • How airports can help the homeless • Whether to feed a homeless man or his dog • The horrors of soda • Sunny D is gross and dangerous! • New York and the "sin tax" • Where the "wazoo" is located • Peyton Manning joins the Mile High Club • Now we won't have a superstar in Nashville • Buffalo Bill - the first Knighted Indian • Backflash. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 3/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2.06 – We Have Got to Move! | Ender gives away too much info • The difference between Maxi-pads and Tampons • Code words for "female problems" • Steeling punch lines • The Mediterranean V****a • The science of moving • Early "female problems" science • "Forethought's your foe" • There's an A-hole in every group • The death of the Gorgeous Corvette • Broadcasting to the mob • Itching to move to a new house • Emily gets beer spilled on her • Sucking at karaoke • The PWA Show Occupies Frist • Tim rides the bull • Ender doesn't edit out the "F" word • The definition of "Unonymous" • Emily gets messed with • How to force a bad nickname on someone. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 3/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEpisode 2.05 – Oh Baby! | Emily's massage • Bra-less Ender • The etiquette of massage farting • Terror plot to abort babies via massage • Emily's back on the mini golf tour • Ender's embarrassing moments • Peeing during a movie • Emily gets "married dirty" • Surprises for girls • The torture called "Lent" • Snacks at the end of the world • Ender redefines "Forty Days" • The joys of powder drink packets • Bugged til Death Day • Delaying gratification • Kroger sucks at notifications and directions • Lady farts • The science of knowing your own farts • Emily describes the sexes • Emily punks the co-host of Beards and Bullsh*t • Ender's joke is stolen by Emily. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 3/1/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2.04 – Problems | Emily dances to the theme • Soup goodness • Maeby watches Rachel Ray • Confusing burners • Emily confuses Home Alone and Raiders of the Lost Ark • Believing childhood stories • How Ender cauterized is finger • Seal sucks • We apparently get racist • Fighting over the Baldwins • Words with Enemies • Enough Facebook app requests • Who is Super Mario's enemy? • Our favorite Mario games • How we got our games • The joys of Zoop • Poor Man's Atari • Memories with other people. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2.03 – Origami Spacesuit | Emily can't keep rhythm • When sound hits the moon • New drop sounds • Like Mr. Ed • Cartman doesn't go down • Pretentious 80s artists • Counting to 12 • This one's for the "Little Folks" • THE SEGWAY: The MACK • The responsibilities of Atomic Fallout • Ender handles the bored • Ender throws down with the other podcasts • It's Ender's Birthday! • Having Babies with David Bowie • Podcasting during birth • Italian cars are synonymous with labor breathing • how to tell how far you are in a book • Thick egos • Emily doesn't eat with the cool people anymore • Monsoons vs Tsunamis • Maeby has many fathers • Biology is a pre-requisite for counting. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2.02 – Sneeze Whistle | Emily strums the Air Bass ♦ Keeping time ♦ Fighting about marching bands ♦ Letting go of home ♦ Getting back into David Bowie ♦ A Introduction to Angry Birds ♦ THE SEGWAY: Jeff Dunham ♦ This project is a lemon! ♦ An explosion stops the show ♦ Imagine, Jack Lemmon ♦ Emily learns about David Bowie ♦ Eyes without... David Bowie ♦ Whoops... we're not advertising ♦ London's calling... for retards ♦ Poor Josh Hutcherson. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 1/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 2.01 – I Didn’t Quite Kill the Pig! | Angry Birds: The Future of Terrorism ♦ "See if YOU go to Tuscany!" ♦ When it's not too soon ♦ Sailing to the NEW WORLD in 1912 ♦ The truth about #EBHEADLINES ♦ Grover sings Titanic ♦ Emily Words ♦ The Good Ship KANGAROO! ♦ Emily drops herself ♦ THE SEGWAY: MACK ♦ Party favor sounds ♦ Alcohol & Company ♦ New Year's Chinese fortune ♦ Ender DID say "toward it" by the way ♦ The Hunger Games On A Full Stomach ♦ Emily's unhealthy little boy crush ♦ Ender's laugh ♦ The Pupil's Choice Awards and Superlatives ♦ Skatie grabs a bo. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 1/19/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.23 – The Best of 2011 | Celebrate the first year of Topical Vacation with the BEST OF 2011! We mined all 22 of this year's episodes and put together what we think is the perfect compilation of what the show is all about! So if you've never listened before, this is the time! And stick around for 2012! Ep 1.01: Potato Chips; Bird Fears ♦ Ep 1.03: Pink Lemonade; Trash Cans; Phil; Girl Scouts ♦ Ep 1.04: A Songly Person ♦ Ep 1.06: Dolly Grip ♦ Ep 1.09: Half Breed; Foot Punch ♦ Ep 1.11: Measuring Pole Climbing ♦ Ep 1.14: How Birds Cause Sore Throats ♦ Ep 1.15: Something's Gotta Eat These Goats ♦ Ep 1.16: The South Wasn't Into Gay in The 80s; Give Your Cracker a Piece; Jeremy ♦ Ep 1.18: "Yeah Yeah" ♦ Ep 1.19: P****d As A Raccoon ♦ Ep 1.20: Getting Hit By Cars ♦ Ep 1.21: Toilet Dog; Emily Messes. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 12/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.22 – Food Vs. Fire | What Emily said ♦ what leprosy actually is ♦ heart touching ♦ making funny ♦ Tears for Fears does McDonald's ♦ showing off Skatie ♦ "Ohi-ee-i-ee-oh!" ♦ The Eerie Canal ♦ Buffalo is the new Poland ♦ The Segway: Thanksgiving in Ohio ♦ getting kicked out of a restaurant due to fire ♦ how Emily closed a bar ♦ Christmas wish list ♦ Captain Correction ♦ forgetting what to talk about. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 12/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.21 – Dog Poop and Lies | Emily ruins the happy mood ♦ Maeby and the toilet ♦ the reality of in continents ♦ curing the poo stress ♦ The Segway - Copyright Infringement ♦ getting taken over by a plane ♦ too soon, John Denver? ♦ finished or furnished ♦ Emily Words returns ♦ weak vacuums ♦ safety-net lies ♦ Shawn Michaels caused it ♦ Ender makes out with the dog ♦ shall we go back in broccoli? ♦ fiance number 2 ♦ Ender's stress ♦ Third Encounters of The Twisted Kind ♦ Maude and Kumar Go To Golden Palace. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 12/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.20 – StraysGiving (Officially) | Emily doesn't feel thanked ♦ the stamp of the Notary Republic ♦ thankfulness goes around ♦ StraysGiving ♦ Ender's sexy voice ♦ National Lampoon's Sinus Infection ♦ cranberry sauce for dinner ♦ bandwagon championships with David Beckham ♦ playing horseblack riding ♦ The Segway: Games We Played As Kids ♦ racing for friendship ♦ getting hit by cars ♦ what Ender and Emily are thankful for ♦ a little PSA to end the show. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 11/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.19 – For British Eyes Only | Ender is a wanker ♦ breathing in an English accent ♦ p****d as a raccoon ♦ how Ender is like Liam Gallagher ♦ speaking in a cat accent ♦ having vodka and masculine ♦ p****d-ashios ♦ bulls poop ♦ singing like Chevy Chase ♦ the llama song by Neil Diamond ♦ how humans understand abstract concepts ♦ songs that scare Emily ♦ impression ♦ the awesomeness that is 3rd Rock From the Sun ♦ we will be at the Murfreesboro Anime and Comic Con January 21-22 2012! [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 11/17/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.18 – As The World Turnbuckles (or The Young and The Wrestles) | A house under the Christmas Tree ♦ The Segway: Street Signs ♦ money does grow on trees ♦ land infestations of poor people ♦ (not) selling vacuums ♦ opportunity wasted ♦ proud of hitting 10k downloads last month ♦ Emily knows how to get to Sesame Street ♦ a quick recap of Ender and David Brewington's (of The PWA Show fame) adventure out to see Crossfire Wrestling ♦ the true interrupter ♦ the awesomeness of The Barenaked Ladies ♦ the true meaning of "gorgeous" ♦ the squeaky mike ♦ YEAH YEAH ♦ speak like a Canadian ♦ dropping some love for The Show podcast ♦ how to make words "hick" ♦ Emily suggests reading "From Baghdad With Love", a dog story. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 11/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.17 – Complete Chaos | Copy/Paste fails again ♦ the fall of mankind ♦ grocery shopping with a one-zie ♦ when candy corn runs rampant ♦ Poo 2: The Sequel ♦ are Bart Simpson and Eric Cartman the same person? ♦ those Meat Loaf lyrics ♦ trying to make Emily piddle like Chelsea ♦ Christopher Walkman ♦ this strange contraption called a TV ♦ Jeff Glowboom ♦ The Segway: The Cat's Ash ♦ and back to groceries ♦ raise your hand if you're sure Ender is cheating ♦ brain farts ♦ tipping the cow ♦ Papa Frank kills his daughter's buzz ♦ ending the show before we rip everyone off. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 10/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.16 – Give Your Cracker A Piece | Ender gets on Emily's nerves ♦ "hypothesize" is a real world ♦ Sing Along ♦ mistaken for a woman ♦ bucket lists and bulls ♦ Emily almost quotes Bill & Ted ♦ ambiguous threats ♦ Eric Cartman impressions ♦ spousal arguments are good for your creativity (and dirty) ♦ confusion is not a state ♦ we have our own domain - www.topicalvacation.com ♦ Emily bitches some more ♦ how technology hampers wife snooping ♦ Emily bitches some more ♦ our first questions from "fans" ♦ Korey did not get Ender B52s tickets for our anniversary ♦ Howard the Duck can p**s your wife off ♦ hanging with Jack White ♦ Ender's attraction to Deborah Gibson explained ♦ the South wasn't into gay in the 80s ♦ this one's for Jeremy ♦ "give your cracker a piece" ♦ the joys of photo bombing ♦ copy/paste ♦ Emily's sponsoring the cool kid club ♦ Lex Luthor coached football. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 10/20/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.15 – The Ides of Trash (Save The Goats)! | Beware the Ides of Topical Vacation ♦ standing here sitting ♦ It's Prime Time for Ender Bowen time ♦ high school girlfriends are convenient side-effects ♦ going to Waffle House on purpose ♦ The Segway: things that are trashy with your shirt off ♦ "magnificance" ♦ there be dragons at work ♦ Emily brings it back around ♦ pets in Oz ♦ Jurassic Park was "blockbusting" ♦ a "Wahoogy" is an Alaskan dish ♦ "it's uncanning" ♦ fun times at the vineyard (owned by Brooks & Dunn) ♦ the science of boob flashing during beer pong ♦ "something's gotta eat these cows!" ♦ Emily has a conniption ♦ what makes a good movie ♦ St. Elmo's Fire = the only movie one needs to watch ♦ the beginning of Emily Words... and it's a mess! [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 9/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.14 – Whistle Blowing While Your Work | Maeby is definitely wearing a party hat ♦ The Segway: how our feathered friends cause sore throats from the inside ♦ who cares how "cauliflower" is pronounced ♦ who needs sleep ♦ lots and lots of rain ♦ steel-toed-booted ♦ why we don't have to be censored ♦ the true story of Underground Entertainment and mullet censorship ♦ Emily says "no" to the Scream Queen contest ♦ "it wasn't me" ♦ the difference between "slow"ing and "sling"ing mud ♦ Billy Ray Cyrus might do it again ♦ Emily is going to "withdrawal" ♦ Post Cereals don't have mullets on their boxes ♦ Ender Bowen Scotch ♦ the first QUIET TIME ♦ the Trump card ♦ The PWA Show censors Emily ♦ "a slip under the tongue". This episode brought to you by Underground Entertainment: The Movie. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 9/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.13 – Tales of Yorn | Emily Steele is working for The P.W.A. Show ♦ catching a podcast like it's food sickness ♦ reciprocal Twitter following is apparently gay ♦ twelve steps to economic recovery (which apparently The PWA Show has nipped in the bud) ♦ Emily proves Ender is funny ♦ The Segway features a story about Emily's hairstylist ♦ tales of Yorn ♦ the potential for being wrestling superstars ♦ getting bored with oneself ♦ hope Mom doesn't listen to this ♦ heading to Trivia Night ♦ the CS4D Pilot is now on YouTube ♦ Pete's a sweetie (ie: obsessed) ♦ Emily needs a token gay ♦ the belly gremlins ♦ angry = sweet ♦ back the pregnant carriage up ♦ check out Jam in The Van. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 8/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.12 – Reverse Chinese Fingercuffs | Emily Steele brightens up ♦ employment sucks ♦ McDonald's Strawberry Pies ♦ win for me, win for you, two for me, two for you ♦ tax free shopping leads to a cheese/napkin amalgamation ♦ the science of "shrinking" shirts ♦ amending My So-Called Life and Freaks & Geeks ♦ The Segway: The PWA Show leaves Ender a message (and prove themselves to be Punky Brewster lovers) ♦ Emily isn't over her food poisoning, but takes pity blame anyway ♦ food poisoning is like reverse Chinese-Fingercuffs. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 8/11/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.11 – Tales of Yore | Emily's swashbuckling tale of yore ♦ Bono as a pirate ♦ Little House on the Radio ♦ The Segway is about "comebacks" ♦ the world of pirate entertainment is missing Kevin Kline ♦ learning how to Perry Mason ♦ Ender has a metro massage ♦ practical jokes that have no resolutions ♦ how do you measure climbing ♦ 'Like A Pretzel' ♦ a J.D. Salinger biography ♦ toenail cutting made funny ♦ another television show list - dramas ♦ Maeby loves wrestling. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 8/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.10 – Murder, They Podcasted | How does Tim know what Ender Bowen's chest hair looks like ♦ we're not stalking the Beach Boys ♦ how The PWA Show p****d Ender off ♦ Emily steals a Demetri Martin joke ♦ American Idol should come with a warning ♦ The Segway features "Murder She Wrote" ♦ Carrie Underwood won an F'ing contest ♦ Ender pulls a Zack Morris ♦ A long talk about classic sitcoms from the 80s, 90s and today ♦ Ender and Emily's top all-time sitcoms. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 7/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.09 – Cher and Cher I Like | Emily Steele's standing ♦ Survivor is good training for prison ♦ California lets its people go! ♦ Greatest American Playa ♦ explaining improv ♦ The Segway features a dog show story ♦ the dog is like Cher: a "Half-Breed" ♦ punching with a foot ♦ Ender hasn't been funny since the beginning ♦ "my face is a sentence" ♦ another whisper segment (for which we need a jingle) ♦ and Cher again ♦ the difference between an itch and a scratch ♦ and Cher again (or is that Elvis?) ♦ caught without the Rapture jingle. This episode brought to you by Where Y'at Nash. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 6/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.08 – Celebrity Dream Team | The joys of Celebrity Apprentice ♦ Kirstie Alley has big feet ♦ a big moment for little pants ♦ Omega Moo Is The House! ♦ picking our dream Celebrity Apprentice teams ♦ how "The Rapture" was ruined by a short in the wires ♦ Little Debbie Snacks ♦ Roger Rabbit exists in the real world ♦ who the heck is Colin Ferrell? ♦ what you would do if your significant other was Raptured out ♦ Emily thinks she can be a sound guy. This episode brought to you by From the Burro. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 5/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.07 – Van Hatin’ | How do you know if you've really seen something ♦ it's still allergy season ♦ there aren't enough commercials promoting Emily's birthday ♦ the hiding sheep ♦ how we truly feel about The Cheesecake Factory ♦ what parmesan cheese in your bed means ♦ where to go for birthday dinner ♦ the definition of "anti band-wagoneer" ♦ faking disagreement to prove a point ♦ David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar ♦ Ender is a soccer panzy ♦ dog fights ♦ Billy Joel isn't that big a deal ♦ pulling off the white socks ♦ watermelon s**ts ♦ Billy Idol is better than Emily Steele ♦ Elton John is worse than Billy Joel ♦ what watches are for ♦ Belch of The Week ♦ Ender's favorite part of the Kindle ♦ lobster nachos ♦ "form blazing sword" ♦ silent but downwind ♦ no good things about Bad Charlotte ♦ Cricket - The Self Defense Kit ♦ the truth about "Boots" ♦ Huey Lewis and The RSS Feeds. This episode brought to you by The PWA Show. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 4/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.06 – The 35th Annual Best Boy Awards | Oral podcasting ♦ allergy season and strange, untested remedies ♦ the science of counting podcasts ♦ fake holidays and the "people" that invented them ♦ celebrating St. Patrick's Day and its relevance to Curry fries ♦ how Tim Curry has something to do with every movie ever made ♦ the "Best Boy Awards" ♦ how Dolly Parton started a movie tradition ♦ duck crap ♦ Michael Bay's "Neil Diamond Harbor" ♦ what's a Filipino? ♦ Ender can drive stick now ♦ not naming names is hard ♦ Ender's gestures ♦ Emily failed to marry an Italian ♦ an audience with the mayor of Utica ♦ Walker - Texas Awesome ♦ McDonald's ice cream ♦ accidental accents ♦ Ender's crazy driver story ♦ how to pronounce Bucksnort ♦ Ender's on Deemable ♦ quick discussion of "Two Weeks" ♦ Alan Dysert ♦ the top five list and the "secret wife" rule ♦ you're on the bubble, Derek Jeter! This episode brought to you by B & B Portraits in White House, TN. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 3/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.05 – Snoozecast | The master of everything ♦ right ear hearing loss ♦ pole dancing and trash bags ♦ the correct spelling of "dreamt" ♦ the real Master of the Universe ♦ laughing after bedtime ♦ obscene podcasting gestures ♦ the funniest SNL skit featuring Chris Farley and Patrick Swayze ♦ perfecting pole dancing moves ♦ rising gas prices ♦ seeing the other husband ♦ understanding the "mail cat" joke ♦ annoying the wife ♦ turbo bitch ♦ Studio 60 on The Sunset Strip ♦ silly podcast accents ♦ old-time radio sound effects ♦ Noah brought two of each animal for a reason ♦ why the long face, Sarah Jessica Parker? ♦ showerfish ♦ if the shoe fits, throw it at George Bush ♦ understanding pancakes ♦ getting up to "hundred speed" on your Bible ♦ what "expletive" means ♦ ramblin' woman ♦ the definition of "slutmonkey" ♦ promo-origato ♦ the CS4D shoot ♦ Emily got a new vacuum ♦ the economics of vegetarianism. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 3/24/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.04 – Horrific Pickle | How margaritas effect your 4th episode ♦ Girl Scout Cookie threats ♦ Harry Potter "TreFoil Cookies" ♦ Girl Scout songs (apparently) ♦ the mysteries of sleep talking ♦ the elusive "b********y demographic" ♦ turning into a green pepper ♦ "Steve, give me those stickies!" ♦ dreamed vs. dreamt ♦ tornadoes and the man of the house ♦ proper dishwasher etiquette ♦ expressing a dog's anal glands ♦ Kindergarten brainiacs ♦ the meaning of "songly" ♦ Ender's elimination party and Emily's party experience ♦ Ender's long-lost brother ♦ watching NASCAR ♦ conjuring images of dinner ♦ talking Twitter ♦ Butthead is back ♦ Oscar hosting reviews ♦ Charlie Sheen has lost his mind ♦ how to turn the dog into a pirate ♦ bucket lists ♦ stuffed giraffes. [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 3/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.03 – Give Me Back My Lemonade | Why you shouldn't drink someone else's diet Pink Lemonade ♦ what trash cans you can actually throw trash in ♦ the secret identity of "Phil" ♦ who invented the hydroplaning Krypton Ball ♦ Emily's guys ♦ fan rituals ♦ Milk Day ♦ what's a "duff" ♦ Buffalo Jills ♦ how more microphones are made ♦ the magic of cherry stems ♦ criminal Girl Scouts ♦ "pooing" in your sleep ♦ and a doggie sing-along - (watch out for a couple "F-Bombs"). [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 2/10/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.02 – Snow Storm Nonsense | School hierarchies ♦ singing Spice Girls ♦ proper karaoke etiquette ♦ the truth about Prince's height ♦ the importance of milk in a snowstorm ♦ the "End Doll" ♦ how to build a cat hut ♦ insane hotel parking prices ♦ "More Than Popcorn" ♦ the art of gambling ♦ why dollar margaritas are awesome! [ Subscribe via iTunes ] [ Email ] [ Advertise ] | 1/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Episode 1.01 – Premiere | Bird fears, Potato chip cravings and Christmas gifts - it's the first episode! | 1/13/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 37 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
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How do you explain how good a show is that bills itself free of topics? On a shallow level, it's a husband and wife talking without topics, on a deeper level this podcast examines the difference between men and women on a subconcious level. The two weave in and out of stories and topics with ease, sprinkling humor onto each topic. The topics can range from the unspoken rules of marriage (food ethics) to how to pronounce common words. Listen to a few episodes and you will fall in love with Ender and Emily and be addicted to the podcast.
Top Vac
I thought this was a podcast about the best vacuums ever made. When I figured out it wasn't I listened anyways and found that it's fun listening to a husband make fun of his wife for mispronouncing the English language.....even though she is a teacher. They argue over everything from the pronunciation of girl scout cookies to whether or not curry fries have anything to do with Tim Curry. I think they do. So check it out.
Love the concept!
Love the husband/wife teaming up for a podcast! And talking about nothing in particular is a marriage's speciality! Good job!
