Two Schooners
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Podcast Description
Two Australian guys at the bar solving the problems of the world with an icy-cold beer in hand. That’s the basic premise of Two Schooners. Join Dave and James each week as they review the insanity of the week that was. No topic is off-limits as the hosts down a beer and engage in tomfoolery and shennanigans and take their listeners along for the ride. Listeners participate in the show by adding their stories to ‘the bag’ of things to be discussed in the next show. But don’t take our word for it – take a look at what our listeners think about the show in the reviews below…
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #045 – Riding in trains with… | Happy New Beer and all things festive as we start the downhill slide that we affectionately call Two Schooners. This is episode 45... 5 away from god knows what... and we’re missing mum today in this short changed episode of drunken shennigans | 1/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #044 – Toenail clippings and exploding fridges | With Janine, Dave, me and a whole bag of goodies...From prostitutes to 45 kg s*****ms, new studios to swiss alps we've got a mixed bag on Two Schooners this week... | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #043 – The Gut Friendly Edition | From beer guts to "hands in guts" to "morning after guts" not to mention "bad curry guts" this is one gutsy edition of 2Schooners. Join us as we get wasted and wade into the quagmire of stories, esky reports and gutter talk that make up this Gut Friendly Edition of 2Schooners. | 6/18/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #042 – Wills and Kate Forever | It's the episode to match the wedding of the week, yes we're talking about Wills and Kate, mad hatters and sexy sisters on this royally fun edition of Two Schooners | 5/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #041 – The April Fools | Welcome to another prank-filled slurp of of 2schooners with jokes galore from around the world and around the corner as we examine all that was April Fools Day 2011. So plonk yourself down on a whoopee cushion and kiss goodbye to what remains of your dignity as we tumble headlong into another boozy episode of Two Schooners... | 4/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #040 – Thongs, Barbie and a Lamb Chop | Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer... | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #039 – Ditch Digging Prostitutes | If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools - staring into our beers - "you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!" | 1/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #038 – Saturday Night Session | This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn't need to be told that!). Too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters. | 11/5/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #037 – Somebody pass me a bucket | The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag. This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave's big new scar! | 10/27/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTwo Schooners #036 – An Apple a day keeps the podcast away | We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter. During the recording of the show I said to Dave, "I've got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast." Famous last words. My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed. Two long weeks, several phone calls, and a 'not happy Jan' conversation with an in-store Apple support supervisor, they recovered 2Schooners 36 from my hard disk and gave me a completely new machine. So today, I picked up the Mac, finished the edit and am getting it out to you. Show notes to come later. Here's hoping this one is not a lemon! Enjoy this episode! James What we talked about in this show Fillet-O-Slap Perfectly Reasonable IMHO Rudd/Williams Transatlantic Stouch Pro's for Horny Miners World's first electronic underpants Thanks to our Esky Reporters @Woollymittens Erk and Judy from Channel Erk and our resident no-show @knightwise Music The music in today's show was sourced from Ioda Promonet, here are the details: Magic Bullets "Lying Around" (mp3) from "Magic Bullets" (Mon Amie Records) More On This Album | 4/28/10 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 10 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
@Schooners
Great show. Each episode has me laughing. Not a scripted comedy, just two guys talking about the fun life has to offer. Worth a listen.
Fantastic fun from down under
These guys are terrific, and hearing them as the "let their hair down" is sure to bring a smile to your face.
Two Aussies at the Pub
Two Aussies at the Pub chat about whatever crosses their minds. Think of it as an East Meets West from Down Under with debate replaced by humor. Great show.
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