Uncyclopedia: Radio Free Pub-Lunch
By The UnNews Rulers
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The UnNews Radio Free Pub-Lunch - bringing all the latest news to your computer, from our news stations around the globe
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ExplicitFrance recognizes American rebels | ST. TROPEZ, France -- France has recognized the American rebel force, which is headquartered in Washington, D.C., as the legitimate government of the United States. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitObama goes strong to the hoop, scores on Libya | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Barack stayed far away from the goal, but as the shot clock was running down, he swiftly shifted gears, penetrated, staged an air attack, and dropped da bomb on Libya. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS Army to toughen tests, ignore results | FORT SCHRODER, Colorado -- The United States Army plans to toughen its fitness tests for the first time in 30 years--before discarding the results of those tests to ensure that its enlistees have the right demographic mix of victim groups. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS gives up NFL for Lent | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Both sides have made their selections during this traditional Catholic season of abstinence. The National Football League (NFL) is going to give up playing football; while the Players Association (NFLPA) is going to give up existing. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNFL changes rules for safety | NEW ORLEANS, Louisiana -- The National Football League has moved the kick-off to the 35-yard line, again changing the rulebook to show that the primary concern in a sport where uneducated, 300-pound players collide with one another at full speed is player safety. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPrankster hits NPR, heads roll | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's madcap prankster is still on the loose and has struck again--this time at National Public Radio. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHuckabee steps in it again | BUGTUSTLE, Arkansas -- Mike Huckabee has done put his foot in it again, according to all the objective national wire services. | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPork farmers pick new slogan | DES MOINES, Iowa -- "The Other White Meat" has picked the other slogan. Twenty-five years into the motto comparing pork to chicken so that consumers would think it is somehow healthy, America's pork producers are going to start using "Be Inspired," to make consumers think it is somehow--what? Thought-provoking? | 3/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPittsburgh Pirates forfeit season | PITTSBURGH, Pennsylvania -- In a surprise move, the front office of the Pittsburgh Pirates announced today that they were going to forfeit their entire 2011 season. | 3/1/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTaco Bell defends its beef | NEW YORK, New York -- Taco Bell has begun a $3 million TV advertising campaign in the wake of the lawsuit over its taco filling. | 2/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWainwright to undergo Tommy Gun surgery | JUPITER, Florida -- The St. Louis Cardinals got bad news today, as Adam Wainwright, their first-string starting pitcher, will need to undergo reconstructive surgery on his elbow. | 2/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIMF calls for dollar alternative as oil spikes | NEW YORK CITY, New York -- The bad news is that the U.S. dollar, which over the last century has lost 98% of its value, now seems set to become totally worthless. | 2/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor | MADISON, Wisconsin -- This is your reporter Buffy. I used mommy's phone today while she was in the shower, and called Governor Walker. I thought up the idea of telling them I was Karl Rove, an old bald guy who throws his weight around, and had to put my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing. | 2/27/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeven other state legislatures walk out | INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana -- Democratic Party legislators here have followed suit with their counterparts in Wisconsin and have fled to Illinois to prevent bills they oppose from coming to a vote. | 2/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS on top of turmoil in Egypt | CAIRO, Egypt -- As the crisis in Egypt enters its third week (at which point any crisis should stop being called a crisis and start being called a soap opera), the United States remains in firm control of events on the ground. | 2/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAOL buys Huffington Post | SAN FRANCISCO, California -- Internet provider AOL, Inc. has agreed to buy on-line news source The Huffington Post for $315 million. | 2/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitObama springs 2012 budget on Congress | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Car dealers are still trying to move 2010 vehicles off the lots, but President Obama has already moved on to a budget for fiscal year 2012. | 2/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEgypt looks ahead, doesn't see anything | CAIRO, Egypt -- Like p*****g in a business suit, the nice warm feeling that the common man overthrew a dictator in Egypt is cooling off and becoming uncomfortable. | 2/15/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAguilera flubs National Anthem | ARLINGTON, Texas -- Christina Aguilera flubbed a line of the national anthem at the start of the Super Bowl. | 2/8/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNew country secedes from The Sedan | JUBA, Sedan -- The newest nation on Earth will celebrate its independence this summer. | 2/4/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMuslim Brotherhood set to govern Egypt | CAIRO, Egypt -- The Muslim Brotherhood appears to be set to rescue Egypt from the period of instability under Hosni Mubarak. | 2/3/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMummies vandalize Cairo museum | CAIRO, Egypt -- Mummies joined nationwide protests by vandalizing Cairo's Egyptian Museum. | 1/31/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFor Ireland, yet another brain drain | DUBLIN, Ireland -- Chronic economic mismanagement--culminating in last week's decision to raise taxes by �5,000 million in the next three years--shows signs of driving yet another generation of Irish to do what Irish do best: Live somewhere else. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit5 rare pink elephants found dead in Indonesia | JAKARTA, Indonesia -- Five endangered Sumatran "pink elephants" have been found dead in Indonesia, and conservationists said Sunday that they suspect poachers poisoned the animals to steal their extremely rare pink bodies. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitReality intrudes on Obama's vision | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Foreign challenges keep intruding on President Obama's promise to focus on jobs following his party's "shellacking" in the mid-term elections. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNorth Korea welcomes Sarah Palin's support | PYONGYANG, North Korea -- The Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) have welcomed Sarah Palin's support and have offered her a military alliance to defend Alaska against "warmonger" Seoul. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTame inflation gives Fed "ammo" | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Tame inflation figures are giving the U.S. Federal Reserve "ammo" for its latest plan to print up $600 thousand million of new money, backed primarily by Barack Obama's Teleprompter. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCrack lowered, blacks celebrate | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Sentencing Commission revised its guidelines for prison sentences to bring the penalty for "crack" cocaine closer to that for powdered cocaine. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitEcuador stages copycat mine collapse | QUITO, Ecuador -- In the wake of the heroic rescue of 33 miners from the San Jos� Mine in Chile, Ecuador has had a mine collapse of its own. However, this mine shaft is only 150 meters (a few feet) deep, only four miners are trapped, and no one is paying attention. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScarborough out; MSNBC is "shocked--shocked!" | NEW YORK CITY -- Mere days after cable news network MSNBC suspended on-air personality Keith Olbermann for making political contributions to Democrats, it suspended Joe Scarborough for contributing to Republicans. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScotland to be scrapped in UK spending review | WESTMINSTER, United Kingdom -- British Chancellor George Osborne today told reporters that, "Unfortunately, Scotland is a luxury we can no longer afford." | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMurkowski wins in Alaska | KETCHIKAN, Alaska -- UnNews reporters, standing on the proud Bridge to Nowhere, have called the State of Alaska for Senator Lisa Murkowski. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMaher says "one side makes crap up" | NEW YORK CITY -- American commentator Bill Maher of the HBO movie channel told a national audience that, in the current political debate, the difference between the two sides is that "one side makes crap up." | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLame ducks wring hands over Rangel penalty | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was a long and confusing investigation, one that simply could not be completed before Charles Rangel (D--NY) coasted to a 21st term as a Congressman. But a committee of the House of Reprehensibles has now found him guilty of violating House rules. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitScientists propose one-way trips to Mars | PULLMAN, Washington -- Two scientists say the way to get Mars exploration off the back burner is with one-way trips. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUpdate: Kanye West doesn't take it back | NEW YORK CITY -- Kanye West, who in 2005 said then-U.S.-President George W. Bush "doesn't care about black people," now says he "didn't have the grounds" to make such a declaration. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitKanye West takes it back | NEW YORK CITY -- Kanye West, who in 2005 said then-U.S.-President George W. Bush "doesn't care about black people," now says he "didn't have the grounds" to make such a declaration. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit"Mr. Peanut" speaks in new ad campaign | MADISON AVENUE -- "Mr. Peanut," the iconic mascot of Planters Peanuts, speaks for the first time in animated commercials that aired starting Monday. Unfortunately, the nation might not like what he has to say. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSaudi "ink-pen nuke" blows up | MOGADISHU, Somalia -- A Saudi Airline pilot was killed in Mogadishu while trying to take a small nuclear bomb onto a plane last Monday, officials said. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitObama warns of apocalypse if Republicans win | CHICAGO, Illinois -- President Barack Obama warned Saturday that Republicans could roll back his agenda to halt the 2012 apocalypse if they prevail in Tuesday's Congressional elections as he rallied Democrats in a final campaign push. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitRepublicans warn of dictatorship if Obama wins | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans charge that President Barack Obama has secret plans to convert the United States into a dictatorship unless their party receives a majority in the mid-term elections next Tuesday. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHurricane Shary misses Bermuda, deemed laughing stock | HAMILTON, Bermuda -- The government of Bermuda urged islanders to secure their boats as tropical storm Shary strengthened to become a hurricane Saturday, although authorities said the storm was missing the tiny British Atlantic territory. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDrug gangs attack Mexican car wash | TEPIC, Nayarit -- Assailants opened fire at a car wash in this city in western Mexico on Wednesday, hitting at least 13 people. It was the third such attack in the country in less than a week. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSeventeen US nukes get away | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Air Force lost partial control of up to fifty nuclear missiles for over an hour yesterday, and seventeen of them self-launched and their locations remain unknown. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUnNews resolves to outdo WikiLeaks | WIKIA CITY, California--In the wake of the disclosure of gigabytes of classified military intelligence by WikiLeaks, UnNews has resolved to return to its position as the world's principal purveyor of dangerous disclosures. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitNPR fires Juan Williams for racism | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- National Public Radio commentator Juan Williams has been fired after going on an anti-Muslim rant on the Bill O'Reilly Show. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFour Chilean miners refuse to come out | SAN JOS� MINE, Chile -- Four of the 33 miners who have been trapped in this Chilean mine for over two months have refused the offer of rescue. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPope still Catholic, but bear does not s**t in woods | VATICAN CITY -- In a rare breach of traditional Vatican security, a wild bear was able to break into the Vatican and subsequently pass stool in one corner of the building. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitChilean mine rescue delayed again | SAN JOS� MINE, Chile -- Plans to start pulling 33 miners out of the mine here, where they have been trapped for two months, got another serious delay. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitElection landslide in US newsrooms | WASHINGTON D.C. -- Tuesday's election has produced a landslide--of reporters and commentators claiming the American people don't know what the hell they're doing. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMidnight cabbage runs capture economic desperation | FREDERICKSBURG, Virginia -- Cashiers at the Wal-mart here notice that the cash registers start jingling off the hook at exactly midnight on the third of the month. That is the moment that customers find their EBT cards are recharged. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUnNews's only rival goes bust | BOCA RATON, Florida -- American Media, Inc., the publisher of the National Enquirer, is days away from filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy -- a move that would temporarily leave UnNews with a monopoly in the dissemination of factually questionable news. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWorld cabbage crisis worsens | SEOUL, South Korea -- The worldwide cabbage crisis has gotten steadily worse. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCNN fires Rick Sanchez | NEW YORK CITY -- Cable newscaster CNN has fired anchorman Rick Sanchez, apparently because the dirty Jews who run it hate all Cubans. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS Herpes tests in Guatemala 'crime against Guatemala' | GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala -- Guatemalan President �lvaro Col�m has said the US committed "crimes against Guatemala" in a study that infected hundreds of Guatemalans with genital Herpes simplex virus more than 60 years ago. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSuicide bomber triggers "three-strikes" law on morons | CHICAGO, Illinois -- Sami Samir "Sammy" Hassoun has had his bail denied and is set to appear in court on charges of violating a terrorism-era "three-strikes" law against triply-stupid criminals. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMexican mayor stoned to death in drug overdose | MORELIA, Mexico -- A small-town mayor and an aide were found stoned to death Monday in a drug-plagued western state, the fifth city leader to die of drug overdose in Mexico since mid-August. Michoacan state Attorney General Jesus Montejano said the bodies of Tancitaro Mayor Gustavo S�nchez and city adviser Rafael Equihua were discovered in a pickup truck abandoned on a dirt road near the city of Uruapan. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMaxwell House beats Kentucky murder rap | NEWPORT, Kentucky -- Maxwell House has been found not guilty in the 2009 death of Amanda Hornsby-Smith. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAhmadinejad captures denial triple crown | UNITED NATIONS, New York City -- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad captured the triple crown of political hoaxes today, as he became both a truther and a birther in a speech before the United Nations. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitOuattara leading in Ivory Coast votes, bank accounts | ABIDJAN, Ivory Coast -- Alassane Ouattara was leading on several fronts after the November 28 Presidential election, but departing President Laurent Gbagbo is not departing. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitObama's family ready to abdicate | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Members of the political opposition in the U.S., despite their chronic unwillingness to openly criticize President Barack Obama, may have a victory beyond their wildest dreams, as it appears Mr. Obama's entire extended family is sick of the job and days away from quitting. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWelfare time bomb ticking | STARNESVILLE, Pennsylvania -- Two million Americans are about to see their federal payments end just as the Christmas season approaches. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHurricane Karl slams into Delaware | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Tuesday's big Republican Party primary elections are complete, and the results are clear. Sarah Palin endorsed conservatives in Alaska and Delaware, moderates in Arizona and New Hampshire, some of her picks won, and some of them lost--In all, a veritable grand slam that prompted the incisive Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts to sniff, "The Tea Party is Sarah Palin's personal pet," speaking from his new yacht, which is berthed out-of-state. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJon Stewart to play John Stewart in upcoming Green Lantern movie | BURBANK, California -- Jon Stewart, comedian and host of The Daily Show, is to make a cameo appearance as John Stewart in the upcoming Green Lantern movie | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare | PESHAWAR, Pakistan -- Al-Qaeda leader and amateur short filmmaker Osama bin Laden has been captured after "checking-in" to a social networking application while visiting a butcher here. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTea Party wave arrives at wrong capitol | OLYMPIA, Washington -- One hundred new Republican legislators--including enough to take control of the House of Reprehensibles--have arrived at the capital in Washington--the state of Washington, raising the possibility that the House in D.C. will remain in Democratic hands. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS repeals "Don't ask, don't tell" | WASHINGTON D.C. -- The U.S. Senate has passed and President Obama has signed a repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHawaii governor wants to prove Obama was born in the US | HONOLULU, Hawaii -- The new governor of Hawaii wants to help President Obama prove that he was born in the U.S.A. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGM turning oil-spill booms into Volts | DETRIOT, Michigan -- General Motors is collecting 100 miles of plastic booms once used to contain the BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. The recycled plastic will become cigarette ash trays in new Chevy Volts. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIsrael admits involvement in shark attacks | TEL AVIV, Israel -- Having originally dismissed claims that they were behind recent shark attacks in the Red Sea as "too ludicrous" for comment, the Israeli Government - highly unusually letting the world know what they're really up to and still claiming that the original attack was nothing to do with them - has admitted they are indeed responsible for many of those that have taken place subsequently. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS "folding money" is crap | US "folding money" is crap | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS backs "Do Not Rape" list | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After decades without progress against violence toward women, the U.S. Government on Wednesday proposed a national database of women who wish to "opt-out" of being raped. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCharles Manson caught with electric toothbrush in prison | LOS ANGELES, California -- Charles Manson was denied parole Wednesday, the 511th time since 1978 that the former cult leader was ordered to remain in prison for a murderous rampage in 1969. In addition, four weeks were added to his multiple life sentences, to be served consecutively, as he was caught possessing contraband. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCongresswoman survives headshot (so far); Glock considers redesign | TUCSON, Arizona -- The recent shooting of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords here by crazed gunman Jared Lee Loughner has Glock Ges.m.b.H, the Australian Austrian arms manufacturer, shaking its head in disappointment at the failure of their Model 19 to deliver a lethal shot. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWeight Watchers reforms point system | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Weight Watchers diet program, for the first time in 13 years, is revising its "point" system, saying more is now known about "science." | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGreeks can't afford interest payments, leave keys in letterbox | ATHENS, Greece -- The people of Greece have decided to abandon their country after a back-of-the-envelope calculation showed them that they owed more for the country than it was worth. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUnNews selects Greaves as Editor-in-Chief | WIKIA CITY, California --- UnNews has hired accomplished author Philip R. Greaves II as its new Editor-in-Chief. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS to be undefended from terrorism next Sunday | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It will be Boxing Day in Britain and the rest of the British Commonwealth next Sunday, the 26th. But not in the United States. Because that nation will be totally defenseless against terrorism on that day. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDEA extends drug "war" to nutmeg | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) today declared "war" on the nation's newest recreational-drug scourge, nutmeg. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitObama, GOP do one final deal | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The 111th Congress never did do a budget, but it will, finally, tell Americans what their tax rates will be for the new year. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSports award winner exposed as man not horse | Sports award winner exposed as man not horse. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDoll takes the world by storm | LONDON, England -- A doll that stores say is jumping off the shelves and making its way to the streets has become the biggest selling toy throughout the world. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMan quits job, sues spammers | Man quits job, sues spammers | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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Explicit"Sarnia" leads at box office | HOLLYWOOD, California -- The latest "Chronicles of Sarnia" movie was at the top of box-office receipts for this pre-holiday weekend. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUnNews names Finkelscheimer "Man of the Year" | WIKIA CITY, California -- UnNews today named Merl Finkelscheimer as its "Man of the Year." Finkelscheimer is the inventor of various social-media web sites, including, coincidentally, Uncyclopedia, though he is only known there through an alias. | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBattered Obama frees the hostages | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Obama has signed legislation keeping the Bush income-tax rates in place for 2011 and 2012, ending two years of referring to exactly such a move as "givebacks to millionaires and billionaires." | 1/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitObama asks: "Can't we all just get along?" | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The U.S. President gave his third State of the Union Address, acknowledging the Republican gains in the 2010 elections. | 1/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTyrannosaurus extinction explained | Birmingham, England -- Pathbreaking study has shed light on the extinction of the dinosaurs. Boffins have concluded that the fearsome Tyrannosaurus Rex died out not because of a meteor but because of embarrassment. | 1/25/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHope fades that Sarah Palin's mouth and brain can be reconnected | WASHINGTON D.C. -- Former Alaska Governor and 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin has been diagnosed with an inoperable mental medical problem where her mouth and brain part company at times of perceived stress. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCancer research causes cancer | LIVERPOOL, England -- Scientific research into cancer came to an abrupt end today as scientists at the Face Savers Clinic here found that looking for more causes of cancer could be one of the major causes of cancer. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPoliticians move on after Arizona massacre | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After the Arizona shooting that killed six people and seriously injured a Congresswoman, President Obama and Speaker John Boehner both face challenges. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTunisian coups d'�tat back on schedule | TUNIS, Tunisia -- The caretaker government of this North African nation announced that the regular schedule of nightly coups-d'�tat will resume for the rest of this week. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMy testicle might have partially detached | MY BALLSACK - Oh crap! I think my left nut partially detached! I had my hand down my pants when I noticed the testicle in question was kind of sideways. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAmerica warms up to Obama-care | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A new poll has shown that Americans are warming up to the signature health care law passed in 2010 through the urging of President Obama. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMorgan Freeman to play Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit" | NEW YORK CITY, The Shire -- Director Peter Jackson announced today that Morgan Freeman will play the leading role of Bilbo Baggins in the upcoming movie The Hobbit. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHefner to take Playboy private | CHICAGO, Illinois -- The Board of Directors of Playboy Enterprises says it has agreed to a proposal by Hugh Hefner to buy all the stock of the magazine publisher that he doesn't already own. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGOP wants "Constitution-free zones" | WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Rep. Peter King (R-NY) proposed legislation to ban citizens from carrying guns within 1000 feet--of him. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitReds pretend to land on Red Planet | MOSCOW, Russia -- Six cosmonauts are set to pretend to touch down on the surface of Mars. The all-male crew has lived inside a cramped capsule for the past 233 days to pretend to make the interplanetary journey. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitComcast fires Keith Olbermann for knowing too much | NEW YORK, New York -- MSNBC host Keith Olbermann was fired tonight by his new and now former employee, Comcast, an American cable company with ties to hell itself. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitUS Northeast reacts to cold wave with nagging | MANCHESTER, New Hampshire -- The second day of a cold wave some are calling the "coldest in six years" has this mountainous state reacting in typical fashion--with ritual nagging of citizens. | 1/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitParliament bans "Tweeting" during sessions | LONDON, United Kingdom -- The Deputy Speaker of the House of Commons, Lindsay Hoyle, has banned M.P.s from Tweeting whilst trying to stay awake during a turgid speech. | 1/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 101 Episodes |
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