When Harry Met Fatty
By David Oppegaard
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Podcast Description
A weekly comedic podcast, join St. Paul author David Oppegaard and Minneapolis librarian Noah Warren as they review romantic comedies from a big man's point of view!
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ExplicitSingles (1992) | Grab your hacky sack filled with coffee beans and don’t forget your flannel diaphragm, we’re going back the Nineties! When you’ve hit a new low, there’s always room for Cameron Crowe. 1992’s Singles stars Bridget Fonda, Campbell Scott, Kyra Sedgwick, Matt Dillon and a Monarch Liftmaster Model C garage door opener. This movie is about a group of twenty-something Gen Xers who all live in a singles condominium at Ground Zero of the Great Grunge Contagion of the late Twentieth Century. Bridget is a Typhoid Mary, doing everything she can to infect her uninterested boyfriend Matt Dillon with her spastic cuteness. Kyra Sedgwick is an environmentalist who just wants to have a man and possess complete control over her own garage door. We have electronic watches that can store phone numbers, some Alices in Chains, some Pearls that Jam, a miscarried baby, a half-eaten chili-dog, Tim Burton directing a dating video and a whole lotta dyslexic hearts. If you’re in the mood for a series of half-sketches that meander through the notion of what its like to be white and drink coffee while breaking the fourth wall, then pop open the Pringles, cuz Singles is for you! | 5/23/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Bounty Hunter (2010) | This flick is all run and no fun. If you like wacky chase scenes peppered with light bondage lap dances that end with a gun being drawn, then The Bounty Hunter (2010) starring Jennifer Raniston and Gerard Butler is the only game in town! Gerry and Jenny are recently divorced. Jenny is journalist investigating the mysterious suicide of an evidence clerk. Gerry is an ex-cop-turned-bounty hunter who specializes in catching fugitives who dress up like Uncle Sam on stilts. Jen misses her court appearance for a minor offense and Gerry is gloriously on the bound, hunting for his ultimate prey: an ex-wife who can write the book on fake crying and running very slowly in high heels. This is Tom and Jerry, repurposed for the heterosexual human species. Many a table is turned as the hunter becomes the hunted and the Atlantic City Mob gets involved to breathe life into a mystery that has miscarried well before any red herrings can be revealed. In the end, all we have to cling to is the open road and the notion that Jennifer Aniston was willing to show her boobs to commandeer a rickshaw from some kid offscreen. Now that’s a bounty that we’d like to mounty! | 5/16/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCouples Retreat (2010) | Oh, think twice. It’s just another day for you...you and me in paradise. Couples Retreat starring Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Jason Bateman, Kristen Bell, Kristin Davis and Cee Lo’s stunt double. Oh the notion of divorce bears bitter fruit. Jason Bateman and Kristin Davis announce to their married friends that they are pulling a Kramer v. Kramer. And can you blame ‘er? In a last ditch effort to save their marriage, they redeem a Groupon rate to the tropical isle of Eden. However, there are no Jet Skis to be had. We will be bickering and bargaining, squabbling and fussing, and would you like some more scorn with your emotional bulldozing? Vince Vaughn’s motor-mouth of comedy will drone on and on like the oversized fan off the back of an Everglades Air Boat. Cee Lo gets naked, Vince Yawn is preyed upon by lemon sharks, Charlotte from Sex and the City bumps uglies with Fabio the yoga instructor and we all are reminded about such fine products as Guitar Hero, Starbucks, Power Point, Foot Locker and Applebees. Spoiler Alert, they get their Jet Skis, but after this Groupon, we’ll need to get a GroupOFF! | 5/10/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGet Over It (2001) | When you get dumped, go get yourself a nice hot dish of Dunst. 2001’s Teen Rom-Com GET OVER IT starring Ben Foster, Kirsten Dunst, Colin Hanks, Martin Short and Sisqo. Yes, the one and only Sisqo of “Thong Song” fame. Ben Foster’s first love has left him for the arms of a boy band poseur, who has the audacity to speak English the right way...with an english accent. When they try out for the school’s production of Midsummer Night’s Dream, high school jock Ben Foster puts down his basketball, puts on a leotard and turns to the smell of the greasepaint and the roar of the theater freaks for some cold comfort. His spirit is willing but his craft is weak. Kirsten helps him out and, honest to Bard, they fall for each other. However, the course of true love never did run like a smoothie! Her older brother Collin Hanks is Ben’s best friend and Ben himself wins the role of his ex-girlfriend’s lover in the show. Lawd, what fools these mortals be! It’s going to take a lot of sex clubs, dance sequences and parties where people puke in the punchbowl to help our Ben restore amends. Just try and get over this, if you give a Puck! | 5/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDid You Hear About the Morgans? (2009) | Think global, act local and always remember to buy MORGANIC, because did you hear? Did You Hear About the Morgans? starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Hugh Grant, Sam Elliot and Mary Steenburgen. Come watch these city-pretties put the WHY in Wyoming. SJP and Hughie-G are both suc-wealthful in all of life’s endeavors, save for their marriage, which is estranged at best. They witness a murder and get placed into Witness Protection, forced to live out the rest of their lives as Mr and Mrs Bumpkin, C/O Bumble F**k Boulevaard in Boondock, Backwatersville USA. Don’t worry, almost nothing happens. Sure, they shack up with the town Sheriff and his colorful gun-toting wife, but they keep leaving them alone to work out their differences. There is a bear, a town fair and a rodeo, and the killer who is tailing them eventually catches up...but by then you’ll realize that instead of watching this, you could just go to your local Outback Steakhouse and sit in a booth near a couple whose arguing on their Tenth anniversary. It would be the same experience, except you’d get a tasty steak. Or if you’re like Noah, who’s vegan, a couple of Bloomin’ Onions, hold the dip. Did you hear about the Morgans? Yes Dear. Unfortunately we did. | 4/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPretty in Pink | This week Fatty goes to prom with PRETTY IN PINK (1986) starring Molly Ringwald, John Cryer, Anthony McCarthy, Harry Dean Stanton, and James Spader. This is a John Hughes film about the first Ginger to ever break through our Separate But Equal Freckle Barrier. Poor little non-orphan Andie really digs Richey-Bitch Boy Blaine... but WILL THEY GO TO PROM TOGETHER??? We play with records, lip-synch to Otis Redding, make a bunch of mom-shaped dresses and punch a locker in rage. In the end, we find ourselves at prom, making a choice that will fuel decades of pop-culture warfare. And wasn’t she easy? And isn’t she pretty in pink? Dave delivers his Prom decree while Noah gives some helpful advice about maintaining that moral compass that lives with the little man in the boat who fishes between the canyons of your thunder thighs. Have a safe prom fatties, and remember, we may not be pretty, but Goddamn us if we can’t tickle you pink! | 4/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMystic Pizza (1988) | Avoiding the Noid? Unless he’s a TimeCop, he’ll never find you in 1988! So sit down and join us for a slice! Annabeth Gish, Lilli Taylor, Julia Roberts, and a pre-to-mid-pubescent Matt Damon will keep you company as you snuggle under a blanket of carbohydrates! Brrrr! The winds of change blow hard here in the port town of Mystic, CT. Annabeth Gish is on her way to becoming Yale Material, until she takes a job babysitting for an Architect who owns a mysterious Nautical telescope, along with his other assorted Dark Materials. Lilli Taylor is a runaway bride, with the bug from M.I.B hot on her trail and Julia Roberts Eats, Prays and Loves her way to happiness with a wealthy wayward law school dropout who likes to throw darts while drinking. All are kept in check by the sassy maid from Two and a Half Men, who puts the Mystic Pizza Parlor on the map with her secret pizza sauce ingredient. Let’s hope it’s glass. Or Philip Glass! Dave assuages Noah as he comes to terms with his fear of wasps. Noah and Dave argue over what to eat before bogeying off to Mystic, CT, where a drunken chase through The Maze-a-saurus awaits! Along the way, Dave takes a detour to Haunted Honkey Town and Noah reveals what all the REAL slutty girls put on their walls. Dave makes Halley super jealous with his Cocktail Corner, but it’s her fault, she’s cold as ice and only comes around every 76 years! Thanks for Listening and keep coming back to When Harry Met Fattty, a podcast that fulfills all your comet joke needs. | 4/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitWhat Happens In Vegas (2008) | Double down on your Bubble Trouble board game! Where we’re going, you’re gonna want to keep those dice inside their Popo-Matic dome! What Happens In Vegas starring Ashton Kutcher, Cameron Diaz, Dennis Miller, Queen Latifah, Zach Galifianakis and the ectoplasmic residue of every desperate heart that was dashed to pieces in that city of neon and lies. Ash and Cam-Dizzy get drunk, get hitched and are about to ditch their shared marital status when one of them wins 3 million at a slot machine. A judge sentences them to 6 months hard marriage before they can split the winnings and we get sentenced to ninety more minutes of this crap before we get to make like a banana. | 4/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLove Wrecked (2005) | They’re not Marooned, they’re just morons. Amanda Bynes, Chris Carmack, Fred Willard, Kathy Griffin and Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air team up with the man who brought you Blue Lagoon and Flight of the Navigator! Amanda Bynes pines for the affection of Pop Legend Jason Masters and corners him on a private party yacht. They both go overboard and wash up on a deserted island...or is it? Jason is hobbled and can’t move. Luckily he has his number one fan to tend to his every desert island need. This movie is basically Stephen King’s Misery rebooted as an Archie comic come to life! Now go on and watch it, you dirty birds! | 3/28/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFirst Daughter (2004) | Hail to the Holmes, she’s our nation’s First Daughter, Hail to Joey, that hot chick from Dawson’s Creek. Hail to this flick that came out in Twenty-Oh-Bore, Her dad was Batman and her mom’s from ID4! Katie Holmes, Marc Blucas and Michael Keaton star in this Romulan-Com about our nation’s First Daughter and her pointed attempt to flee the coop and cut those presidential apron strings. Her father’s up for re-election and Katie’s up for some Thirsty Thursdays and hoochie-coochie bartop dancin’! But how can she have a normal college life when her not-so-secret service men are on her tail? They’ll have to keep an eye on her, or risk chasing liberty -oops...that’s another movie. Or is it? | 3/21/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJuno | This is certainly one doodle that can’t be undid. Remember 2007? Bush was on his way out and our brains were fried over-easy on a home skillet called Juno, starring Ellen Page, Jason Reitman, Jennifer Garner and the color orange. The story is simple: Girl meets boy, girl gets preggo, and girl Leggos her baby to some super well-off peeps. Then girl decides to re-meet boy. All in a semester’s work, half pint! | 3/14/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitTake Me Home Tonight | Eddie Money doesn’t want to let you go ‘till you see the light..and we don’t want to let you go ‘till you see this flick. That’s right folks, they all can’t be stinkers! Take Me Home Tonight Starring Topher Grace, Anna Faris and Dan Folger. It’s the late Eighties, mateys, and Topher, who’s a recent graduate of MIT (yeah you know me), is working at Suncoast video, refining his quarter life crisis. He runs into his former highschool crush and accompanies her to a Labor Day party, lying about what he does for a living. A BMW is stolen, cocaine is consumed, dance offs are had and some P.Y.Ts get busy on a trampoline. Party Hardy, Marty! | 3/7/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJust Go With It | The Wedding Singer becomes a dead ringer! In 2011’s Just Go With It, Adam Sandler plays house with Jennifer Aniston in order to woo a swimsuit model. Oh what a tangled web they weave when they first practice to deceive...if only we could deceive ourselves from ever watching this in the first place. This is an unintentional horror film about what happens when you decide to leave your wedding ring on when you go get a drink. Spoiler alert, they end up in Hawaii, and we end up gettin’ Hawaiian punch-drunk. | 2/29/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMy Big Fat Greek Wedding | Aaahh GREEK Out! Le Weak, C’est Chic, GREEK Out! A gentile walks into a Greek restaurant and leaves with a wife and her family,(i.e the entire population of the isle of Crete). Opa! This ultimate date flick from 2002 starring Nia Vardalos, John Corbett and Michael Constantine is heavy on the schtick with a sparse garnish of plot. Be sure to save room for some Baklava, or the one-eyed Nana in black will spit on your bride to be! Ahhh, Love is here to stay...along with her family...in hell! MOUSSAKA! FETA!!! GYROS!!! | 2/22/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBreaking Dawn Part One | You break it you buy it and boy did we ever! Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and one wrecked Honeymoon Suite that will surely be in need of a good Priceline Negotiator. As Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga draws to a close, Breaking Dawn Pt. One teaches us one valuable lesson: When you marry your high school sweetheart, be sure to get something old, something new, something Borrowed and something OHMYGOD she’s pregnant! Pattinson may not be a one-pump-chump, but this situation is certainly a one-hump-baby-bump! It’s like MTV’s 16 and pregnant on Quaaludes…and guest starring a bunch of talking wolves. Join us as we dish on our very first unintentional romantic comedy! | 2/15/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitValentines Day (2010) | Valentine’s Day (2010) Starring Julia Roberts, Jamie Foxx, Anne Hathaway and every other form of matter that has color and moves. Come watch all the L.A pretty peoples celebrate VD and realize that they are JUST LIKE US! …Well, just like those of us who spend every VD performing a civilwar-esque reenactment of LOVE ACTUALLY. Cupid has his hands full, full of slings and arrows, but luckily Gary Marshall has packed this cast well over the regulated fire code limit. You can run but you can’t hide from the cupid. He has soft feet and small pink hands. He can smell your desperation, as if it were chum in the water. No matter how many Topher Graces, Jessica Albas and Jessica Biels you hide behind HE will find you out. He has rose thorns for teeth and yellow candy hearts for eyes, eyes that never close. On Valentine’s Day, we will break up, we will make up and we will take up our hearts! | 2/8/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Ugly Truth | Hey! You got your Chauvinism in my Chivalry. Hey! You got your Chivalry in my Chauvinism. Two great tastes that taste great together….in HELL! In this 2009 delight Gerard Butler makes Katherine Heigl eat a plate of humble pie, but not before he gets his just deserts! I apologize, its after midnight and I haven’t been fed. Don’t tell Mr. Wing. Mogwai! Heigl, which isn’t just an exercise you do to make your v****a strong, is a romantically challenged morning show producer. Butler is a cable access misanthrope who lands a job on her show, all the while landing a place in her heart. He’s going to show her the ropes in the game of love…but careful, Gerry, you might just end up against the ropes! | 2/2/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBewitched | Double Double Toil and Trouble/ Like a hell broth boil and bubble/ In the poison’d entrails throw: A show belov’d by history /And two stars who lack chemistry /Nicole Kidman who’s fair of mane Will Ferrell with a shtick that’s lame / a remake within a remake /t’will only give you a headache Nora Bore-ah Ephron wrote this / and should’ve toss‘d it in the abyss. | 1/25/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFever Pitch | Any Given Sunday, our Field of Dreams will Blindside our Hoosiers by showing us All The Right Moves…for We Are Marshall, and don’t you forget it! Mr. Destiny just got served in The Sandlot by one lean, mean Moneyball. If none of this makes sense, then you have just entered the void that occurs in Noah’s mind whenever he encounters sports. Welcome. Feel free to shake and lurch all over the church floor! 2005’s American remake of FEVER PITCH, starring Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore is finally a film that gives women all the baseball they so desperately crave in a rom com. Drew falls for Jimmy, but come spring finds out that his true mistress wears one heckuva loud red sock. When his passion runs red, and navy and white…how can their love survive before she retires to a league of her own? | 1/18/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitDoc Hollywood | Hollywood if she could…get Universal Healthcare…from Universal Studios that is! This week we dig up a 1991 Country Time Lemonade classic starring Michael J. Fox and Julie Warner, (who can’t seem to find her bathing suit from time to time). MJF is on his way to Beverly Hills to be a plastic surgeon when he takes a detour that leads him directly to his true heart’s desire! Dave and Noah are still housesitting. Dave waxes poetic about his former country mouse ways. Noah reveals his secret language called Bumblef*ck, meant to be spoken only to his invisible twin…who died years ago under mysterious circumstances. Noah obsesses over a half-eaten titty cake that was left in a locker room. Dave talks Porsche engines and admits the real reason he no longer lives in a one-horse town. | 1/11/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitAmerica's Sweethearts | What do you get when you put Billy Crystal, John Cusack, Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, Hank Azaria, Stanley Tucci, Seth Green, Rain Wilson, The Hyatt Hotel, A sixty pound fatsuit, a billowy poolside figure in white, Christopher Walken, a bunch of Hebrew-esque humor, press junkets and a terrible Spanish accent? Well…you get another reason to crack open that jug of Drano and call it a life. But before that happens, listen to your heart. Your so-sweet-its-pre-diabetic-heart. The year is still young, and this is America. America’s Sweethearts(2001), a movie about movies that centers around everything we don’t care about with movies: Press Junkets and publicity. Two publicists try to mend a broken relationship between two celebrities who used to give America a reason to believe in love. A sloppy love triangle ensues, replete with scrambled eggs being tossed into a lap. Spoiler! Dave and Noah steal a house. Podcasting from this venue inspires them to make a few resolutions. Dave raids the liquor cabinet and finds crappy snacks while Noah reveals a shameful, shameful secret. Noah eats a bag of nuts while Ollie looks on, his eyes dead, his mouth panting, his tongue yearning. Happy New year, and thanks for the listen! | 1/4/12 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitJust My Luck | Pink Hearts, Yellow Moons, Orange Stars, Green Clovers, they’re always after me lucky charms! So let’s just hitch a ride on a falling star! Lindsay Lohan goes from Mean Girls to the mean streets of Manhattan in 2006’s JUST MY LUCK. Also starring Chris Pine. Think of it as Freaky Friday, only instead of exchanging bodies, they exchange fortune. Lindsay is the world’s luckiest gal. Chris has absolutely no luck. A chance encounter at a masquerade causes them to lock lips and exchange their respective lots in life…and eventually their desire for each other’s hearts! | 12/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitFriends with Benefits | And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say thank you for being my slam piece! Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis star in Friends With Benefits, a movie in which the age old question of “will they or won’t they?” gets replaced with “will they give it a break?!?” Sexy is brought back and it forgets all about Sarah Marshall. Our heroes bring you breaking news from Rosemount High, where all evidence mounts against any rosy outcome for parents gone wild at a pep rally. Being that this is our Christmas episode, visions of Tom and Jerry drinks dance in our heads. Dave gives dispatches from the TGIF grill where s**t burgers are twice-flame broiled and served on a Britney Spears, with a side of Dharma and Greg. White Russians invade our Cocktail Corner and Dave scares the DICKENS out of them with our special Holiday Palette Cleanser. Noah reveals his true intentions with all this podcast malarkey. In the end, Dave delivers a special holiday message to all the unfettered fatties of yours and yore. We Wish you a Fatty Christmas and a Fatty New Year! Thanks for listening! | 12/21/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitGigli (2003) | You don’t need to discuss much. Just drop off the Gig…li…and get yourself free. This Rom Com gone wrong starring Ben Affleck and former In Living Color Fly Girl Jennifer Lopez was one of many horrible ways to turn three as a Twenty-first Century. But Eight years later, we still can’t shake it: a hitman with a heart of gold, a lesbian assassin on the cusp of a lapse in her sexual identity…a lapsian, if you will, and WE WILL! And Justin Bartha, who plays someone with a serious case of the R-Words. And by “r-words” we mean “rap-words”. TestiFLY! Come with us, cuz there must be fifty ways to lose your noodle. Noah emerges from his nanowrimo spiderhole. Dave puts his optometry skills to work in vetting the truthiness of a J-Lo speech about eyeball assassination. We learn how to make Muff Divers as a coping mechanism for pointless, plottless, Pitter-patter patois and Noah brings it home with a list of worst things to happen in 2003 besides Gigli. For dessert, Dave offers up a salvo of Sappho for our suffering. Thanks for listening! | 12/14/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitMidnight in Paris | You don’t have to answer. There’s no need to speak. I’ll be your belly dancer, Prancer and you can be my sheik! Owen Wilson spends a Midnight at his Oasis in Woody Allen’s romantic ode to nostalgia and art: Midnight in Paris (2011). Also starring Rachael McAdams, Kathy Bates and Marion Cotillard. Our heroes Dave and Noah reveal their nesting habits when it comes to taking in a show at The Riverview discount theater. They navigate past indelible foes such as Clickity-Clackity Laptop Girl and a Super-Chatty Pair of Bears. Rawrzies! Dave tells of a time when he was once but a poor starving artist wandering the streets of Paris. Noah imparts his hatred of Art House Laughter and we all bone up on our knowledge of The Big Woody. Thanks for listening! | 12/7/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Switch | Jason Bateman pulls a “BATE” and “SWITCH” in this 2010 rom-com starring Jennifer Aniston and a cup of sperm. That’s right people. The war is over. We can finally use semen as a major plot point in a mainstream motion picture! Jennifer wants a baby, but not Jason’s baby, he’s too far into the friend zone for her, and she should know! This NBC FRIENDS star, the woman who launched a thousand lesser “Rachel” haircuts finds a donor (Patrick Wilson) who is willing to give up the white gold. Only, Jason, in the last minute while drunk as a skunk, plays a shell game with the sperm samples and makes THE SWITCH, ultimately getting his seed scattered in the gardens of Aniston. Don’t worry, we’ll get to the Romance. Just give us 101 minutes and a kid who acts like an even more disdainful Jason Bateman. Our heroes Dave and Noah fill out a sperm donor application form and discuss the finer points of lying to get ahead in life. We recall parties we attended that were weirder than Aniston’s insemination party in the movie. Dave's party involved dressing up a cat in antlers. Noah finds out what Garrison Keilor on Propofol would sound like. Cocktails are cornered and we enlist the aid of Kafka to help us out of this mess. Thanks for listening! | 11/30/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHome Fries (1998) | Drew Barrymore is Preggo, looking for a mate, this flick's straight from '98! Home Fries, a tender tale about a fast food worker who witnesses 2nd degree manslaughter, only to unwittingly fall in love with the perp...Luke Wilson. We can't blame her, but you can, if you want. Have it your way! Our heroes Dave and Noah bring you tidings of comfort and resentitude. We delve deep into Dave's psyche to uncover what kind of guest he really is bringing to the table. We talk turkey, football, Gary Busey lineage and the proper way to address the creator of the Twilight Zone. Dave caps it all off by ordering the death of 30 black Friday participants by way of our newest creation: turkey pox. Our cocktail corner is dive-bombed by kamikazes, our palette cleanser has a WHALE of good time refreshing our psyches and Dave sends us off into a tryptophanic coma with a special message to the turkeys. Thanks for listening! | 11/23/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitThe Proposal | If 2009 taught us anything, it is to never mind the Bullocks, even if they’re Sandy! The Proposal starring Ryan Reynolds and Ms. DIE HARD ON A BUS herself, the congenial Sandra Bullock. Ever feel like you are two inches from being “Deee-POR-ted”? Just grab your hot personal assistant and play the Green Card, because it is Everywhere You Want To Be! Our heroes Dave and Noah reminisce on a fatty sleep over that involved vodka infused with Florida Lemons and a stack of awful dvds. Noah sifts through 101 proposal ideas from Cleveland’s Premiere wedding Dee-Jay Blog. Are Rom-coms alienating you? Feeling empty inside? Well fear not! Dave can see that God-shaped hole in your heart from space and he is ready to fill it with our new religion: Fattyology! Reach out, download and touch faith! (After pressing play). | 11/16/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitCrazy Stupid Love | Don’t be fooled by the rocks that he got! Ryan Gosling learns that Love don’t cost a thing! This Twenty-Eleventy gem stars Steve Carell, Julianne Moore, Emma Stone and Josh Groban. This week our heroes Dave and Noah learn how to be FIERCE, how to be FLY, and above all FLAWLESS. Plus our very own Popcorn Salad recipe is revealed...Patent Pending! Dave regales us with the trials and tribs of secretly imbibing at a discount theater while Noah dresses him up in his love…of Gentlemen’s Quarterly. Admiral Ackbar sets a trap only Dave can deliver us from and we all learn how the words OLD and FASHIONED shouldn’t necessarily be shunned... Just pushed to a corner….the COCKTAIL CORNER, of course! MAKE IT WORK, FATTIES, MAKE IT WORK!!! Thanks for listening! | 11/9/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitSmiley Face | This 2007 comedy is proof positive that Noah doesn't know Cheech from Chong. Starring Anna Faris, John Krasinsky, Adam Brody and Jane Lynch. Our heroes Dave and Noah reckon with the horrors of post-Regan-Era-Carbface and rend their garments at the sight of Jim from "The Office" committing acts of Onanism. Noah's unresolved past with a certain Oscar is revealed and Dave offers us the only way out....which is through a corner...a cocktail corner. Download if you dare...but realize that you'll never look at Ferris wheels the same way again. Thanks For Listening! Email whenharrymetfatty@gmail.com for love advice. Fatty wants a letter! | 11/2/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitPractical Magic | In October of 2011 two fatties disappeared into a St. Paul apartment while reviewing Practical Magic for a podcast. A week later their footage was found. Practical Magic (1998) Starring Sandra Bullock, Nicole Kidman, Diane Wiest and, according to Dave, "A Whole lotta other Witchey crap." Our Heroes recount horrific happenings of yore and actually dabble in a little sorcery of their own. Warning: the last person to download this podcast had only seven days left to live...Break the curse and pass this episode along - lest your next bumper crop of candy corn be plagued by the Jeepers Creepers creature! Happy Halloween! Thanks for listening. questions? comments? need advice? email whenharrymetfatty@gmail.com You'll be a star! | 10/26/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitIt's Complicated | ...and Avril Lavigne has NOTHING to do with it! This week, our heroes Dave and Noah have been breached! While taking cover, the spirit of Janny Joppers pays them a visit. Noah dons his "Dear Flabby" hat while Dave challenges him to a debate about matrimonial moral ambiguity. By moral we mean oral. More Oral. So kick back, pour yourself a glass of merlot and put on your mother's most billowy blouse. We are about to O-M-G and NEVER leave! Need advice? Send your queries to dear flabby at whenharrymetfatty@gmail.com You'll be a star! | 10/19/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitBridesmaids | Always a Bridesmaid, never a Byerly's. Oh Brother! While you were WIGGing out with Kristen, our heroes Dave and Noah put on their gumshoes and got down to brass tacks about what really goes on in them GIRLS ONLY bridal showers. Along the way, we discover that we are only as sick as our secrets, Dave reveals ALL, Noah talks about how sitting next to a large black man can shape your movie going experience, and we all realize what it truly means to KEEP IT GUMMY! Thanks for listening. Questions? Comments? Need guidance? Email Noah at whenharrymetfatty@gmail.com. You'll be a star! | 10/12/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitHe's Just Not That Into You | This isn't just a catchphrase from a Home Box Office situation comedy. It's a full-fledged movie, missy! In this episode, Dave is put to the test, Noah recounts the horrors of a surprise retirement party, and we all find out what it really means to "sell your soul to the devil of crappy". Thanks for listening! p.s. Need advice? Send your lovelorn queries to Noah at whenharrymetfatty@gmail.com You'll be a star! | 10/5/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitLife As We Know It | In the game of life, there are no thrones. So stone the crows. This Katherine Heigl Josh DUHamel venture was a feather in the cap of 2010, and our heroes Dave and Noah valiantly viewed this cinematic work for the benefit of Mr. You. Download or stream this mp3 and hear tales of Noah's Odyssey of the Mind kerfuffle, David's first kiss in the rain and how Heigl succeeded in this business without really buying...a clue! Thanks for listening..and knowing the no unknowns. | 9/28/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
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ExplicitYou Again | We Watch the chick flicks, so you don't have to! On our maiden voyage, our heroes Dave and Noah plumb the depths of YOU AGAIN (2010) starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Sigourney Weaver and Sarah Marshall from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Along the way we uncover tales of school lunchery, forgotten cocktail recipes, and what it means to possess GATOR POWER. Thanks for listening! | 9/22/11 | Free | View In iTunes |
| Total: 36 Episodes |
Customer Reviews
Fat and funny
I have $5.43 in my iTunes account left over from a gift card, and I would gladly pay $4.01 to listen to "When Harry Met Fatty." But it's free so I don't have to!
Super Funny
Always excited to support my fellow Minnesotans! These dudes are super funny and make me laugh out loud at my desk at work while I'm listening. They say exactly what we would like he movie reviewers to say out loud. Keep it up guys!
Taking one for the team
Yes, WHMF is the podcast for anyone who wants to avoid these movies like the plaque. They're funny, and informative enough for any listener to hold up a conversation w/ those who do want to see these flicks (and thereby avoiding the proceess of having to watch them). Such a wonderful idea!
