Comedy Central Presents

Mitch Hedberg shares his unorthodox solutions to life's little problems in this mind-altering half-hour stand-up special.

Dave Attell enlightens viewers on the finer aspects of drinking, brawling and blacking-out in this half-hour stand-up special.

Patton Oswalt explores the depravity of reality television in this standup special.

Rock n' roll junkie Dane Cook confesses his twisted desires and lets it all hang out in this no-holds barred half-hour special.

Lewis Black demystifies the universe and the origins of candy corn in this Comedy Central Presents stand-up special.

Raised in the projects and ready to tell it like it is, Vince Morris speaks the truth about modern living in this half-hour stand-up special.

Good ol' boy Steve McGrew explains why God hates mobile homes and how wives should wear lingerie in this half-hour stand-up special.

Godfrey explores the fine arts of catching the subway and programming answering machines in this stand-up special.

Vic Henley explores his southern roots in this half-hour stand-up special.

Small-town boy Jim Gaffigan expresses his love for big city life and nature documentaries in this half-hour stand-up special.

Stephen Lynch gets in touch with his inner child as he sings songs of friendship and prostitution in this half-hour special.

Brian Regan explains why real men don't work out or diet in this half-hour stand up special.

Impressionist Darrell Hammond salutes the suave ways of Bill Clinton and Sean Connery in this stand-up special.

Maria Bamford is a small town girl who hits the big time in this Comedy Central Presents stand-up special.

Carlos Mencia exercises his right to free speech in this half-hour stand-up special.

Last Comic Standing champ Dat Phan relives strange memories of growing up Vietnamese in this half-hour stand-up special.

Impressionist Frank Caliendo shows off his multiple personalities, from John Madden to George Bush, in this half-hour stand-up special.

Demetri Martin takes you on a journey to the magical place where his jokes come from in this half-hour stand-up special.

Greg Giraldo takes on today's issues of war, pestilence, social security and celebrity smooches in this half-hour special.

Big kid Nick Swardson loves video games, aims to impress his grandma, and dreams of having John Stamos attend his techno funeral.

Gabriel Iglesias shows off his many voices and relives his cruelest practical joke.

Patrice O’Neal explores crime, racism, terrorism and his love for furry animals.

Ron White drinks, smokes and pokes fun at vegetarians.

Mike Birbiglia shares his childhood artwork and his tendency to drink at the Laundromat.

Christian Finnegan gets philosophical about Monopoly and gives his rendition of the "birds& the bees" talk.

Russ Meneve fills you in on the dangers facing kids today and many other things to fear in life.

Southern Belle Lynne Koplitz reveals why you should date younger men and how not to diet.

Impressionist Aries Spears imagines a world where Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy must resort to cannibalism.

Keith Robinson explains how to fight a bum and avoid giving back rented furniture.

Bruce Bruce expresses his love for white people and glazed doughnuts.

Ventriloquist Jeff Dunham introduces you to his favorite dummies.

Daniel Tosh reveals his child-like dreams and twisted fascination with cannibalism.

Tracy Smith offers some sage advice on hair removal, dieting and finding your soul-mate.

Fully grown little man Kevin Hart tells tall tales of marital spats and growing up stupid.

Doug Benson shares his experiences with touring, TiVo & teasing guards at Buckingham Palace.

Jimmy Dore ponders poverty, criminal justice and his own sexuality.

West Virginian native Reno Collier breaks down the dos and don'ts of dating cousins and how not to have a baby.

Harland Williams reveals all of his off-the-wall thoughts and experiences.

New Yorker Alonzo Bodden shares his thoughts on stereotypes and how to deal with security issues.

Greg Behrendt confesses his many loves: cursing solicitors, cake, and the Cadbury Egg, in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Laura Kightlinger shares the keys to performing stand-up comedy and gives tips for hanging up on your mother.

Brooklyn native turned L.A. hipster, Dwayne Perkins demystifies men, women and Calculus in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Clinton Jackson admits to his addiction to kids' play and to having phone conversations with his cat in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Nothing is sacred as Paul Gilmartin takes on everything from foreign policy to pie-eating contests in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Discover the sharp wit and dirty mind behind Jimmy Carr's mild-mannered demeanor in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Jeff Cesario gives his insight on sports, marriage and the opposite sex in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

History junky Tom Shillue uncovers the hidden sexuality in our nation's Constitution in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Corey Holcomb gives advise to men and women still in the dating game in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Tammy Pescatelli shares her memories of how her entire family was kicked out of Disneyland and what she would do on the playboy mansion trampoline in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

DeRay defines his patented "DeRay Ways" on dating, clubbing, and funerals in this stand-up special.

Wanda Sykes confronts the realities of marriage, children and celebrity sex scandals in this half-hour stand-up special.

Follow the erratic mind of Kyle Cease and his thoughts on college, voting, God and the wonders of sex in this half-hour stand-up special.

Lewis Black questions the effectiveness of flu shots and the US Congress in this half-hour stand-up special.

Marc Maron demands mandatory drug use for demeaning jobs in this half-hour stand-up special.

Pablo Francisco re-creates Spanish soaps and explosive movie trailers with his incredible vocal talents in this stand-up special.

Louis C.K. talks about life in New York City in this half-hour stand-up special.

Doug Stanhope goes into great detail about his late-night escapades in this half-hour stand-up special.

Bill Burr confesses his issues with beautiful women at baseball games in this stand-up special.

Mario Cantone obsesses over sensational trials and obnoxious figure skaters in this half-hour stand-up special.

Kevin Nealon considers cooking with wine and cross-country skiing across small countries in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Adam Ferrara explains everything that your parents never told you about women and relationships in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Earthquake reveals his respect for pimps and the sacrament of marriage in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Rich Vos takes on Canada, Catholics, marriage counselors and crack addicts in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Impersonator Carlos Alazraqui exposes his secret life as a talking Chihuahua in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Vanessa Hollingshead takes on the hot-button issues of racial inequality and sexual satisfaction in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Irish lass Megan Mooney discusses why you shouldn't drink like it's a race and how to wear your bridesmaid dress after the wedding in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Arj Barker rants about holidays, banks and walking shoes in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Nick DiPaolo discusses his views on plastic surgery, married life, and the pope in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Finesse Mitchell talks about his time on SNL, teenage mothers, and the pros and cons of having a girlfriend that used to be in a gang in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Hugh Fink defends the great American traditions of useless first-base coaches and corrupt boxing in this half-hour stand-up special.

Tough guy Dom Irrera explores his Italian heritage of good food, good drink, and overbearing mothers in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Bil Dwyer vents his frustration with married life and fatherhood in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Lenny Clarke reveals his dieting tips and his soft-spot for teachers in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Adele Givens pitches topics for TV talk shows in this half-hour stand-up special.

Entrepreneur John Heffron shares his latest product ideas designed for the single guy in this half-hour stand-up special.

Eddie Gossling tells wild tales of living the suburban thug life and getting out of street fights in this half-hour stand-up special.

Irishman Greg Fitzsimmons discusses religion, Los Angeles and sex in this half-hour stand-up special.

Musician Ricky Smiley reveals his reasons for joining a new church and his pet peeves about funerals in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Chelsea Handler sets the record straight on celebrity babies, dating, alcoholics, married people, and midgets in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Loni Love keeps it real as she covers everything from out of control celebrities, solutions to ending the Iraq war, the genius of the 99 cent store and much more in this half-hour stand-up special.

Jimmy Pardo explains the dangers of cutting your own hair in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Good ol' southern boy Jon Reep relives his fondest childhood memories and reveals what certain expressions really mean in this half-hour stand-up special.

New Yorker Gregg Rogell shares his plans to combat terrorism and roaming cell phone charges in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Tom Rhodes explores the funny side of cultural differences in this half-hour stand-up special.

Joey Kola proclaims his hatred of diets and his brother-in-law in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Louis Ramey hits on race, politics, parties and women in this half-hour stand-up special.

Arnez J. finds the true comedy in everything from race relations to the handicapped in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Tig introduces her new line of politically correct Barbie Dolls and other handy new inventions in this half-hour stand-up special.

Ted Alexandro tells his tales of Mardi Gras and his twists on public service announcements in this half-hour stand-up special.

Italian Rocky LaPorte talks about his family's businesses and his difficulties in school as a young boy in this Comedy Central original stand-up special.

Richard Jeni has recipes for the single guy in this half-hour stand-up special.

Al Madrigal discusses his Mexican roots and how to deal with bad fast-food employees in this half-hour stand-up special.

Nick Swardson discusses why he wants to own various zoo animals and what he would do if he found a valuable treasure in this half-hour stand-up special.

Sexual novice Mike Birbiglia explains why only other white people are allowed to call him 'Cracker' in this half-hour stand-up special.

Kyle Grooms explains the difference between Tang and its cheaper variations, then he tells President Bush who the rest of the world really can't stand in this half-hour stand-up special.

Talented impressionist Maria Bamford doesn't just tell her stories. She relives them on stage. Get a window into her life as she talks about her mother, therapy, and her high school nemesis in this half-hour stand-up special.

Mitch Fatel explains why he doesn't think it's fair that men need witnesses and other supporting evidence to break up with a girl in this half-hour stand-up special.

Watch as Stephen Lynch uses the power of song to relate to the Devil's brother, to explain why he dates black girls, and why he thinks his current girlfriend is a Nazi in this half-hour stand-up special.

Guitarist Nick Thune strums along to songs about the awkwardness of running into the homeless at a Coinstar machine, how to kill two birds with one stone, and he gives his ode to Craigslist missed connections in this half-hour stand-up special.

Hard 'n Phirm use their musical abilities to muse about women in the work place, savage garden, and things they can do that aren't illegal in this half-hour stand-up special.

Comedian Sebastian Maniscalco finds humorous quirks in mundane, everyday errands. Then, he offers guidance on how to handle the various dilemmas that often arise while on a first date in this half-hour stand-up special.

Comedians Michael Showalter, Mike Birbiglia, Bonnie McFarlane, and Michael Ian Black recall their own experiences of performing stand-up comedy for the first time in this half-hour stand-up special.

Shaun Majumder puts a hilarious spin on how his multi-cultural background caused confusion for many in his small hometown of Newfoundland, Canada in this half-hour stand-up comedy special.

Josh Sneed proposes trading the state of Montana to Canada in exchange for free health care. Later, hear his deep regrets about ridiculing the sport of NASCAR while visiting the deep south in this half-hour stand-up special.

You won't believe why Kyle Dunnigan hates missing a call from his own mother.  Plus, hear why practicing safe sex is such a challenge for him in this half-hour stand-up special.

Jo Koy talks about life growing up with a Filipino mother, how everyone in LA is an actress, and speculates how long it took God to create the male and female sex organs in this half-hour stand-up special.

Hear why Robert Kelly thinks that wearing only socks – and nothing else – to bed is a real turn-on. Later, he explains why he punches butter when he's angry and reveals how he gauges his own weight gain in this half-hour stand-up special.

Comedian Brian Posehn pokes fun at the non-verbal cues that heavy metal aficionados use to communicate with one another. Then he tells the audience how to pass the blame for flatulence in this half-hour stand-up comedy special.

Bonnie McFarlane shares the humorous moments of her recent pregnancy and postpartum lifestyle. Then she explains why she loves lesbians but could never be one in this half-hour stand-up special.

Rich Vos has less-than-kind words to describe Christmas, New Year's Eve, and the holiday season in general. Then he discusses his New Jersey roots and why he thinks real estate agents are "glorified locksmiths" in this half-hour stand-up special.

Steve Byrne discusses what men do when they're naked and why people never believe him when they ask where he's from in this half-hour stand-up special.

Lavell Crawford explains why Black History Month should be an excuse to get drunk, and how mixed messages from his mom have affected his weight in this half-hour stand-up special.

John Heffron gives tips on how women should talk to their man and explains why men should go for older chicks in this half-hour stand-up special.

Paul F. Tompkins challenges new fathers to question if they would really take a bullet for their children. Later, he rants about how cell phones try to guess what you'll text next in this half-hour stand-up special.

Deon Cole explains the correct way to take drugs and reveals what he would do if he had the power of teleportation in this half-hour stand-up special.

Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain join forces to become comedy troupe Stella in this half-hour stand-up special.

Lisa Landry talks about the balance she brings to her marriage and why she refuses to go jogging in this half-hour stand-up special.

Scott Kennedy shares some straight talk about growing up gay in Texas in this half-hour stand-up special.

Judy Gold suffers through cranky mothers and a lot of holidays. Hear her full take on the Jewish religion in this half-hour stand-up special.

Hear why Kevin Meaney is always concluding "that's not right" in this half-hour stand-up special.

Dan Cummins explains how he plays tricks on blind friends, how he relaxes in Starbucks's bathrooms. Also he reveals his plan to decrease the homeless population in America and increase the troops surge abroad in this half-hour stand-up special.

Leo Allen muses about the joys of using digital photo enhancing software, then reads a loose translation of a passage from the Old Testament. Also, find out why he crowns himself "King of the 12-year-olds" in this half-hour stand-up special.

Andy Kindler relives his overseas adventures and relationship problems in this half-hour stand-up special.

Dov Davidoff wonders why God only tells people to do crazy things. Later, he emphasizes the importance of judging people in this half-hour stand-up special.

Paul F. Tompkins explains why he knows more about jazz and balloon shopping than the rest of us in this half-hour stand-up special.

Big Jay Oakerson exposes the comedic side of the popular "To Catch a Predator" television newsmagazine series. Later, he talks about his short-lived career as an amateur pornographic film actor and director in this half-hour stand-up special.

John Caparulo gives his take on the annoyances of speeding tickets, obnoxious dogs, and air travel in this half-hour stand-up special.

Juston McKinney lambastes his parents for "misspelling" his first name. Then he revisits his life in rural Maine where he spent nearly five years as a small-town cop and proudly abused AAA's free automotive roadside assistance in this half-hour stand-up comedy special.

Nick DiPaolo takes on the aging process and the military in this half-hour stand up special.

Chicago native Ty Barnett demystifies his home town and explains how he deals with racial profiling in this half-hour stand-up special.

Jordan Rubin reveals the most provocative fashion accessory known to man. Hear how cops in Kentucky catch drunk drivers. Later, is this whole "internet" thing going to catch on? Find out in this half-hour stand-up special.

Ben Bailey takes on the weather, offensive odors and the odds and ends of life in New York City in this half-hour stand-up special.

Peter Berman discusses marriage and explains why men and women come from different planets in this half-hour stand-up special.

Andrew Kennedy explains how his British father met his Colombian mother in this half-hour stand-up special.

Ian Bagg is unhappy that China is always a step ahead of the U.S. Also, hear why Lance Armstrong is more aerodynamic than other athletes in this half-hour stand-up special.