Two and a Half Men, Season 1HD
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Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer star in this Emmy-nominated comedy about two brothers and a precocious kid. Charlie Harper is a bachelor in paradise — complete with Malibu beach house, overpaid job and an incredibly active dating life. When his uptight brother, Alan, in the throes of a divorce, moves in — and brings his 10-year-old son, Jake, with him, suddenly, it looks like paradise lost. Sorry Charlie. Don’t miss all 24 first season episodes of this breezy comedy — which won the People's Choice Award for Favorite New Series — starring Charlie Sheen as Charlie and Jon Cryer as his brother, Alan. As the brothers reestablish a sense of family, Charlie also bonds with Jake (Angus T. Jones). Holland Taylor plays the guys' domineering mother; Marin Hinkle is Alan's icy ex; and Melanie Lynskey is Rose, the spacey stalker next-door who believes that one date with Charlie means life-long commitment. Meet the Harper men — two adults, one kid . . . and no grown-ups!
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| 1 | HDVideoPilot | Commercial jingle writer Charlie Harper (series star Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the garage and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his uptight chiropractor brother, Alan (series star Jon Cryer), arrives unexpectedly with Alan's 10-year-old son, Jake (series star Angus T. Jones). | 22:57 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 2 | HDVideoBig Flappy Bastards | Unsure how to properly discipline Jake, Charlie ignores him after the child "forgets" to stop feeding the seagulls and leaves the door open. As a result, the gaggle of birds enters the house. Meanwhile, Alan gets a surprise from Judith when he goes home to fix her sprinklers. | 21:37 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 3 | HDVideoGo East On Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell | When Alan's attempt to provide Jake with a fun-filled father/son weekend backfires, Charlie tries to console his brother by taking him to a local bar and getting Alan totally inebriated. As Alan and Charlie travel home, their meddling Cab Driver (Darryl Sivad), hearing the brothers' woes about their narcissistic, controlling mother, offers them some unsolicited therapy. | 21:33 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 4 | HDVideoIf I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap | Charlie's longtime cleaning lady, Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell), quits her job, and Charlie quickly realizes he can't function without her. When Alan tries to take Berta's place but doesn't succeed, Charlie sends him to lure her back. Meanwhile, Alan places Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for Judith, who is coming to take her son out for a nice dinner with her parents. Rock star Steven Tyler of the band Aerosmith does a voice-over as himself. | 21:37 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 5 | HDVideoLast Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump | After a drunken night in Las Vegas, Charlie reluctantly attends one of Jake's soccer games. But Alan and Charlie soon discover the advantages of going to these matches. The players' mothers are quite attractive, and Charlie makes a date with a particularly sexy soccer mom. Meanwhile, when two single mothers discover that Alan is newly available, they "hit" on him--literally. | 18:38 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 6 | HDVideoDid You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? | Charlie rethinks the way he treats women when he, Alan and Jake are forced to cheer up a pitiful Evelyn after her serious new boyfriend terminates their relationship. Meanwhile, Charlie teaches Jake some valuable lessons about screening calls from women, but the lesson backfires when Jake reveals a little too much about what he's learned to a disapproving Alan. | 20:57 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 7 | HDVideoIf They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake | Charlie's beautiful friend Cindy (Kristin Dattilo) frequently showers at Charlie's house after surfing. When Jake sees a butterfly tattoo on Cindy's partially nude behind and later draws a picture of it in his classroom, Judith gets angry and goes to talk with Alan and Charlie about letting her son see half naked women. | 21:28 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 8 | HDVideoTwenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful | When Alan and Judith argue during a rehearsal of a play that Jake and his classmates are rehearsing, Charlie is forced to handle a roomful of fourth graders alone. The kids think Charlie is a loser until they realize he wrote the "Maple Loops" cereal jingle. | 19:02 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 9 | HDVideoPhase One, Complete | Charlie likes his sweet new girlfriend, Wendy (Myndy Crist), but he becomes concerned when Jake forms a strong friendship with her. When Wendy charms Evelyn as well, Charlie worries that Wendy is expecting more from the relationship than he is and ends it. But when Jake gets mad at him, Charlie learns an important lesson. | 21:08 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 10 | HDVideoMerry Thanksgiving | When Charlie finds out that his favorite former girlfriend, Lisa (Denise Richards - "Scary Movie 3," "Undercover Brother"), is getting married, he desperately tries to prove to her that he has become a better family man than her fiancé, despite his inability to commit to her. | 21:07 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 11 | HDVideoAlan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor | Charlie and Jake convince Alan to get a makeover when it appears Judith is moving forward since the breakup, sporting a new hairdo and new date. Alan realizes he may truly be in need of a change when his own son tells him he doesn't look cool. | 20:28 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 12 | HDVideoCamel Filters and Pheremones | When Charlie's cleaning woman, Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell), brings her sexy and rebellious 16-year-old daughter, Prudence (Megan Fox), to Charlie's house, Jake develops a childish infatuation with her--and Charlie and Alan try to restrain their interest in the flirtatious minor as well. | 20:53 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 13 | HDVideoSarah Like Puny Alan | Alan worries that Charlie will become infected with Jake's contagious cold; however, Alan gets sick instead. Jake heals, and Charlie is fine. Desperate to get a date with a sexy woman, Charlie volunteers a very reluctant Alan to escort the woman's sister, turning the date into a foursome. | 20:48 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 14 | HDVideoI Can't Afford Hyenas | When Charlie learns that his credit rating is ruined, and his debts are all overdue, he discovers that his accountant, Stan (Richard Lewis), is completely inept. At Alan's urging, Charlie tries to reduce his spending habits, but he has a difficult time giving up his luxuries. | 20:46 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 15 | HDVideoRound One to the Hot Crazy Chick | Charlie and Alan find Frankie (recurring guest star Jenna Elfman - "Dharma & Greg," "Looney Tunes: Back in Action"), a sexy but seemingly crazy woman, hitting a car with a baseball bat. Despite Alan's warnings, Charlie becomes totally infatuated with her. | 21:23 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 16 | HDVideoThat Was Saliva, Alan | Frankie (recurring guest star Jenna Elfman), the beautiful and intriguing lady whom Charlie and Alan brought home after finding her bashing her therapist's car with a baseball bat, explains why she's in hiding with her 8-year-old daughter, Joanie (recurring guest star Juliette Goglia). | 21:30 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 17 | HDVideoAte the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats | Alan offends Charlie by choosing their crazy cousins as Jake's guardians if he and Judith were to die. Later, Alan does some errands and leaves Jake with Charlie, who's still sulking over Alan's will. As the two play basketball, Jake falls, hitting his head. | 19:59 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 18 | HDVideoAn Old Flame With a New Wick | Charlie agrees to meet with a former girlfriend who ended their relationship years earlier, leaving Charlie devastated. But Charlie's in for a huge surprise when he discovers that she is now a he, and he, Bill (Chris O'Donnell - "Batman & Robin"), wants to be Charlie's friend. Initially disturbed by the sex change revelation, Charlie relents and befriends Bill. | 21:13 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 19 | HDVideoI Remember the Coat Room, I Just Don't Remember You | Judith's sinister-but-sexy sister, Liz (Teri Hatcher - "Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman," "Tomorrow Never Dies"), plans to attend Jake's 11th birthday party. Alan asks Charlie--who had sex with Liz in the coatroom at Judith and Alan's wedding--to behave. But when Liz arrives, she ignores Charlie and flirts with Alan instead. | 19:13 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 20 | HDVideoHey, I Can Pee Outside In the Dark | Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude. In order to cheer him up, Alan tries a father/son chat, Charlie offers a jam session and Berta (recurring guest star Conchata Ferrell) just thinks the kid is constipated. | 21:19 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 21 | HDVideoNo Sniffing, No Wowing | Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear - "Spin City," "Melrose Place"), after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. Charlie and Laura begin a sexual relationship. | 21:25 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 22 | HDVideoMy Doctor Has a Cow Puppet | Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week because "it's what all the other divorced parents are doing," but he doesn't realize that he, too, is having issues ... with sleepwalking. Evelyn hints to Charlie that Alan used to sleepwalk as a child, leading Charlie to come up with a clever new solution to Alan's recurring problem. | 20:51 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 23 | HDVideoJust Like Buffalo | When Jake imitates one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women decide that Charlie's home is an unfit environment for the child. With the women's approval, Judith agrees to let Alan see Jake on weekends, but not at Charlie's place. Charlie must cajole the support group in order to win his nephew back. | 21:06 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| 24 | HDVideoCan You Feel My Finger? | One of Charlie's many women fears she's pregnant, and Charlie is relieved when the lady finds out she's not. When Alan realizes that this is not Charlie's first pregnancy scare, he suggests a permanent solution for Charlie--a vasectomy. Charlie's doctor recommends freezing some sperm in case Charlie changes his mind about having children, but things don't go quite as planned. | 21:36 | $2.99 | View In iTunes |
| Total: 24 Episodes |
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- Genre: Comedy
- Released: Aug 24, 2008
- © 2008 Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.
