iTazer - The original iPhone tazer / taser / stun gun
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As "Featured" on the Daily Show! ;-)
iTazer is the safe and effective alternative to current controversial stun weapons found on the market. Just the sound of its loud electrical clacking noise, vibrating rattle, and the sight of the high-voltage arc are enough to send even the hardest criminals fleeing, screaming like a little girl (especially if said criminal is, in fact, a little girl).
Your friends will be stunned*, shocked*, and awed* when they see you chasing after them with a crazed look on your face and an iTazer in your hand. This will likely be followed by confusion in seeing that it is not, in fact, a tazer, but an iPhone® or iPod Touch® with an incredibly realistic looking tazer application running on it. Your friend might then start to laugh, which could possibly anger you, causing you to give them an iKick**, or at least a iWetWillie**. Who's laughing now? Beware, however: Some may whip out their iPhone® and start chasing you with an iTazer of their own. These kinds of iTazer matches have been known to last as long as 10 seconds, at which time your boss will probably tell you to stop making all racket, and get back to work.
Here are some testimonials from satisfied iTazer users:
"I was never able to browse websites and listen to music with my old tazer. Thanks iTazer!"
- Brad Olson
- Officer Patrick Morgan, SPD
We do not recommend using iTazer for actual self-defense purposes in a potentially threatening situation unless you are absolutely positive that the criminal is stupid enough to believe that he or she will be tazed and run away. If you are not sure of this, you should install and use i911** instead.
* We are deeply sorry for the blatant puns. No, this app doesn't "really shock you," Einstein.
** These apps are currently in development and will be released as soon as we figure out what exactly someone would use them for.
*** Vibration will not work on iPod Touch devices. On the first generation iPod Touch, since it doesn't have a speaker, nor will the sound, so put in headphones and pretend like they're ear protection.
What's New in Version 2.5.3
- Trying a new clean distribution build. The previous distribution (public) was broken. Because developers can't test distribution builds on their machines, I have not known about this until it hit the store. Sorry everyone. This will hopefully fix it.
When iTazer was first introduced it worked fine. When it was updated it would no longer work on my 3G. This latest version works great. I feel that Apple makes things unduely difficult and complicated for developers which I didn't realize when I wrote my first review for which I apologize. I now recommend iTazer. Lyn
Don't waste your money like me!!!!!!!!!
Terrible app say that is vibrates but no it doesn't others might think that's not going to happen I thought that and look what happened I got ripped off!!!!!!!!!
And when I try to turn up the volume on the app the app closes so don't waste your money on this app!!!!!
I know you like the lite version and now want the full version well it's the same thing all you can change is the color of the light from the Taser what is so existing about that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!???????? Just don't waste your money
THIS IS SSSSSOOOO STUPID
I know what your thinking right now that you've downloaded the lite you want the full version and are checking out the comments to see what others think you see the app seems to work for some and not for others But I depends how nice you are. This app it totally your thinking of buying it anyway but take my word It is the same as the lite verson And should be free I would rate it 0 s if i could THIS APP IS CRAP
- Category: Entertainment
- Updated: Dec 08, 2009
- Version: 2.5.3
- Size: 1.4 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Eric Arnold
- © 2008-2011 Eric Arnold
Compatibility: Requires iOS 2.2 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.