Ski On Neon
By Esoteric Development
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* Over 8 Million Downloads! - Come see what all the fuss is about *
===== WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING (or TWEETING)! =====
- "Freakingly addictive! Ski on Neon is the most addictive game I’ve played lately." Ruben Berenguel of whatsoniphone.com.
- “The game is pleasantly challenging and tremendous fun when you get your timing on the slopes right.” Clinton Ferreira of AppAdvice.
- “Warning! This app is highly addictive! Neat concept, awesome music and it reminds me of how we all are all just skiing through space trying to catch some air.” Lydia2 via appolicious.com
- “Ski On Neon is the best game ever!!!!” shelbigogenson via Twitter
- “Seriously. Ski-on-Neon will be the cause of my high blood pressure.” Goodstuffsam via Twitter
- “My recent twitter neglect is due to my latest addiction: Ski On Neon!” Bearovski via Twitter
- “Amazing new concept but the difficulty is unmerciful!” OoOshii
LET'S HIT THE SLOPES!!!! - A high speed skier (with questionable fashion sense) jetting though over 36 unique and challenging levels!
Mastered all the courses? The 'Red Menace' level pack gives you the option of 36 MORE LEVELS for just .99 cents. New backgrounds, new achievements and new, more difficult, courses! Feed your frustratingly addictive new habit with the 'Red Menace' level pack!!!
Ever wondered what skiing will be like in the futuristic utopian society that is just around the corner? So have we!!! Our guess is something like this...
Rule #1. If you can't do it on a NEON TUBE, then it's not worth doing!!
Rule #2. Strange brightly colored spandex suits are MANDATORY!
Rule #3. Anyone who does things well gets to turn into a FIREBALL!! (Which is weird, right?)
- Jet over buzzing NEON and perfect your skills in 8 DISTINCT GAMEPLAY MODES! -
SIMPLE YET ADDICTIVE (possible familiar...) SINGLE BUTTON GAMEPLAY!!
Crouch and dive - Crouch and dive - Crouch and dive. Sounds easy right… We'll see about that.
TAKE TO THE SKY
Test your Big Air skills with HIGH FLYER gameplay mode.
RACE THE CLOCK
SPEED TRIALS offer fast pace and challenging slopes. "Let's get low, let's get fast" - Will Smith (Independence day)
BRING IT ALL TOGETHER
Test your skills with TECH SLOPES gameplay. Beat the clock and catch big air. If you can't do both, your skills need some work.
BIG AIR - OVER AND OVER
Bring your high flying skills to a new level with VERTIGO CHALLENGE gameplay! Rack up altitude before the clock runs out!
FLOAT YOUR A%# OFF
Master your in air skills with the AIR TIME CHALLENGE gameplay. The clock is ticking, you better stay off the ground!!
No mistakes allowed in the infinite PRO SLIDER CHALLENGE! See how many perfect slides in a row you can get, but make one mistake and it's game over!
STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
New 'Pass and Play' MULTIPLAYER gameplay lets you challenge a friend and compare 4 different Ski On Neon skill sets. Keeping it old school and forcing you to interact with friends in real life.
NEW SLOPES EVERY TIME YOU PLAY
Randomly generated slope EVERY TIME YOU START A NEW GAME. Never play the same level twice!
TRACK YOUR SCORES
6 leaderboards let you know where you stack up against your friends and against THE WORLD!!
Over a two dozen achievement trophies. Some are easy as pie, some are much much more difficult than pie.
So let's suit up and take a trip into what we, and probably Zach Morris and Marty McFly, believe to be THE FUTURE of winter sports. We hope you enjoy it. Goods as advertised…You will literally SKI-ON-NEON! "Welcome to Earth!!" - Will Smith (Independence Day)
What's New in Version 8.3
A new adventure awaits!!!
Your oddly dressed hero has stumbled upon a pristine and untouched neon mountain that looks perfect for some skiin'. However this mountain is untouched for a reason...
Escape the AVALANCHE!!!
Never stop. Don't look back! Don't panic. But wait, you're already panicking, WTF? Get it together man. You're better than this. Maybe you're not? No, you can't think like that, even if it's true.
How long can you last? How far can you go before the end? It's bearing down upon you but a great high score is worth the risk...is what you have to tell yourself.
Honesty is a virtue
What? Never heard that line? That's because it's assumed you already understand it as a fundamental pillar of human existence. Esoteric 'Development' does not. About every other time you fail a level it asks you if you would like to watch a video to remove ads for 15 minutes. That seems decent enough, until you watch the video, start playing, and find yourself watching another ad 15 seconds later. Added to that, unintuitive and flow-killing gameplay ensures that the 10 minutes between downloading and deleting this app will be some of the most vexing of your life. Don't do it.
Patched into annoyance-ware. Avoid.
I bought this when it first came out and enjoyed it quite a bit. It was a simple game to pick up and put down. Then the developer decided to start patching in ads, even if you had purchased the game. It's been getting worse and worse with each "Content update" i'm just now to the point where a full video ad appears every time you fail or restart a stage. Wasting my data plan, and my time. I suggest you avoid this app and find something else to play.
Beware of ads
Used to love game, but due to the ads I deleted it and will
Never download again.
Note to the designer/builder there's a difference between getting sponsers to make a game better and making your great game crap because of your sponsors.
It's a real shame I really liked this game but I guess all good things have to end sometime.
- Category: Games
- Updated: Nov 15, 2016
- Version: 8.3
- Size: 34.8 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Brandon Storms
- © Esoteric Development
Compatibility: Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Top In-App Purchases
- Red Menace Level Pack$0.99
- The Shack$0.99