Metalocalypse, Season 3HDClosed Captioning
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Season 3 of Metalocalypse picks up directly after the violent attack on Mordhaus leaves the band in a precarious position without management. How will the biggest entertainment act in the universe deal with the brutality of a troubled music industry, declining economy, and the their own unbridled narcissism? How will the band deal with getting too big and losing touch with their roots? By joining their own tribute band? And yes, Dethklok will reunite with a particular rock and roll clown . . . thus far we are joined by guitar legends Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, and Slash. Also recorded are Norwegian Black Metal lords Enslaved plus many more!
|1||HDClosed CaptioningVideoRenovation Klok||After the attack on Mordhaus, Dethklok is left without a manager and plagued by greedy record execs and forced to face the brutality of the slumping economy while dabbling in interior design. Will they spend everything and sign a deal that will render them powerless? Or worse, will they allow Murderface to turn the living room into an Arizona-styled sandscape?||21:39||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|2||HDClosed CaptioningVideoTributeklok||Dethklok joins their own Dethklok tribute band as a last ditch effort to connect with their rock and roll roots.||21:20||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|3||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDethhealth||After a near-death experience, Dethklok realizes they would rather be sick and not know then face the brutality of going to a doctor. After home remedies including drinking bleach, Dethklok learns that their ultimate fear will be realized, one of them has a terminal illness. Meanwhile Nathan tries to brave the brutality of going to the dentist and Murderface faces the possibility of being gay after accidentally ejaculating on a doctor's face.||20:21||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|4||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDethmas||Dethklok must experience the ultimate brutality of the Holiday season; spending time with their MOTHERS. Meanwhile Murderface ringleads the ultimate Christmas special that ends up being backed by the Christian church. And a particular ROCK AND ROLL clown makes a holiday appearance.||22:29||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|5||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFatherklok||After an onslaught of paternity suits, Skwisgaar realizes he will never change until he quits the band to find his father who abandoned him before birth. Meanwhile, Dethklok realizes they all have father abandonment issues and Murderface decides to repair the damages by appointing himself "Band Father."||22:32||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|6||HDClosed CaptioningVideoFertilityklok||Toki swears off rock and roll sluts to find a REAL relationship. Meanwhile, Murderface bets everything that he can sleep with more women than Skwisgaar, consequently landing himself in a sexual harassment seminar. Can Toki beat his new lady mate's biological clock?||22:07||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|7||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDethsiduals||Murderface wants the easy life but still wants all the rewards. After the band decides to kick him out for making their jobs more difficult, Murderface realizes the EASIEST way to make BIG money is to start his own label to reap the all the "back end profits." He immediately signs a band of heroin thugs that torture him, create more work than he's ever done, and ruin his once easy life.||22:31||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|8||HDClosed CaptioningVideoRehabklok||After Drunk driving HOVER DRUMS and causing billions in damage Pickles the drummer is thrown into rehab and his worst nightmares are realized when he is replaced - by a drum machine.||20:53||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|9||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDeathzazz||Toki tries to turn the life of his rock-and-roll clown friend, Dr. Rockzo, around by investing Dethklok's vacation fund into the ultimate Zazz Blammymatazz reunion. Everything goes smoothly until the media peers into Rockzo's past and discovers the clown's darkest secret, the secret that tore his career apart, the secret love of a girl he couldn't have. Rockzo disappears from the public. When we learn that Toki CAN'T live without the clown, he recedes into a state of dark catatonia and Dethklok realizes that in order to save their bandmate Toki, they must save the clown.||20:00||$2.99||View In iTunes|
|10||HDClosed CaptioningVideoDoublebookedklok||While Dethklok's manager, Charles Offdensen, is absent cleaning up hundreds of problems caused by the band, Dethklok double books a gig-between Syria and Israel on the same day. The band acts out and Salacia and the TRIBUNAL ask why Offdensen faked his death.||21:17||$2.99||View In iTunes|
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Wheres the new episodes??
i bought the full season and its been about a month since a new episode has come out.
WHATS GOING ON???! i love this show. but we need more episodes already :/
BRUTALITY IS HERE!!!
This season is blacker than the blackest black TIMES INFINITY!!!
Great start for the most BRUTAL television series in the universe!
Brendon Smalls doesn't disappoint, once again. Dethklok is back in an all-new season, and now in a half-hour time slot! I said for a while that Metalocalypse could easily fill up a half hour if it wanted to, and that turned out to be the case. For those of you who may be concerned about it, don't worry: the show will keep you entertained for the full 20-some minutes. In fact, the half-hour running time makes it even better, as it allows for a more developed plot and more action that couldn't be done before. Not to mention that you now get twice the brutality now. :)
Other than that, there's not much to say. The third season so far has provided just what the other two had: a great combination of violence, comedy, and of course extreme metal that will rip your face off. Fans of metal and comedy MUST watch this show, period. People who already watch the show will not be disappointed.
- HD Version
- Genre: Animation
- Released: Nov 08, 2009
- © & TM - Cartoon Network - 2009
- CCin English