South Park: Phone Destroyer™
This app is only available on the App Store for iOS devices.
All those countless hours spent on your phone have been preparing you for this moment.
Fulfill your destiny and become… THE ULTIMATE PHONE DESTROYER!
From South Park Digital Studios comes a real-time battle game like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Take on Cartman, Kenny, Stan and Kyle in all out mobile mayhem!
South Park: Phone DestroyerTM brings you iconic South Park characters, action packed real-time strategy, exploding PvP battles, trademark South Park humor and collectible cards in a perfect mix that’s spicier than Cartman’s chili con carne.
Assemble the ultimate team of cowboys, wizards, cyborgs and more and get ready to crush your opponent!
- A whole new South Park experience with new and twisted versions of iconic characters like Stan of Many Moons, Cyborg Kenny, Ninjew Kyle, Grand Wizard Cartman… and many more!
- Beat down opponents in real-time PVP battles.
- Experience a hilarious single player story written in collaboration with South Park Digital Studios.
- Collect and upgrade over 80 unique cards featuring all-new, beautifully rendered designs.
- Join a team and boost your decks by sharing cards with your teammates.
- Customize your hero to be the most badass looking kid on the block.
- Witness Randy cross-dressing in new and exciting outfits.
- Kill Kenny.
What's New in Version 2.1.0
The world has been destroyed by PHONE DESTROYER™ and had to be fixed by our army of hard-working gnomes. They’ve applied some of the newly collected underpants to it, so get this update and destroy some phones NOW!
The only review you will need
First off get Game Center. You can't play without it. Now, some friends of mine could not get the game to work on their phone, neither could I. I had to get this game on my IPad. Game will crash every now and then which could keep you from getting rewards if it crashes before opening lockers. You can only have 2 themes in your deck so you can't use all cards you collect. During the games story you will have to play PvP to continue. You also have to reach high ranks in PvP in order to unlock the chance to get new cards. Other minor bugs like being attacked by a character while waiting for the boss animation to finish. Also some bosses break the rule of having two of the same characters out at the same time while you can't. Getting card packs isn't that easy and all good packs cost premium currency.
Once you adjust to all these problems this game is great. All characters are voiced and everything looks and feels 100% South Park. Needing to do PvP is that much of a pain because you do get rewarded with a pack of cards. LOTS of replay ability, you can replay levels and the rewards keep changing up. Real fun when you play with other friends. Some friends who have played clash royal have told me it's not very similar so if you think it's going to be the same expect some changes. But my one last gripe is that there's no chef. Once Chef is added to the game i will truly be able to enjoy the game, but I definitely recommend this game 100%.
South Park Fan Who Doesn’t Play Mobile Games
I cannot praise this game any higher than I typically do when I recommend it to friends. Similar to the Console games, perfectly captures the essence of South Park. That having been said, the most important quality for any mobile game is to be fun and rewarding. Not only is the game constantly rewarding the player, and thereby keeping them invested, it never manages to stop being fun. The moment you feel it has become repetitive, it throws a curve ball to keep you invested. As somebody who typically does not play Phone/mobile games, I seriously cannot recommend this game with any higher praise that I already have. Any mobile games that I have played, I’ve never spent any actual money through microtransactions. That having been said, I’d gladly put down a couple of small payments here or there because the game truly does feel as though it’s given me enough the rewarding experience to warrant a couple payments to continue having even more fun.
even better, it certainly isn’t pay to wait, like most games on the mobile market. You can continue to play all day if you would like, as there’s always something new to try a replay. Again, I cannot recommend this game enough.
Pay to win
After getting to mission 25 there will be a wall. The wall being, if you don’t spend money it won’t be even playable. The repeatable missions and continuing become so difficult that you need upgrades. Pvp while it may sound like there is tactical plays, it’s really who spent more to make powerful allys or have better effects. You can earn all currency in game, yet after hitting the before mentioned wall, there is no way to to gain except for 4 hour unlock free card packs and pvp.
It’s not that the game isn’t fun. But if there were daily login bonus, or being able to reply missions even more. Now being out of 15 it can be hard to even do 2/15 when your near mission 25+. And while achievements at first did give a decent boost to cash and coins, they are very minimal for further achievement milestones. So the Pve end of things seems to become a heavy lack of resources or currency. PVP end while there’s no way to balance against people who spend real money, there should be some sort of relief to those who lose. Like less lockers to open. Completing a PvP match should also give random currency amounts and maybe after 10 matches a day all the bonus currency grants are minimal. The game does resemble Star Wars BF2 in it’s current state. I’ve spent 1$ so far, and unless I pay more I feel 100% dependent on the free packs to even play the game more, or have a chance at winning PvP.
- Category: Games
- Updated: Nov 14, 2017
- Version: 2.1.0
- Size: 81.7 MB
- Languages: English, French, German, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish, Traditional Chinese, Turkish
- Seller: Ubisoft
- 2017 South Park Digital Studios LLC.All Rights Reserved. South Park and all elements thereof © 2017 Comedy Partners.All Rights Reserved. Game software © 2017 Ubisoft Entertainment.All Rights Reserved.
Compatibility: Requires iOS 9.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone 5s, iPhone 6, iPhone 6 Plus, iPhone 6s, iPhone 6s Plus, iPhone SE, iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus, iPhone 8, iPhone 8 Plus, iPhone X, iPad Air, iPad Air Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 2, iPad mini 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad Air 2, iPad Air 2 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 3, iPad mini 3 Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad mini 4, iPad mini 4 Wi-Fi + Cellular, 12.9-inch iPad Pro, 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, 9.7-inch iPad Pro, 9.7-inch iPad Pro Wi-Fi + Cellular, iPad (5th generation), iPad Wi-Fi + Cellular (5th generation), 12.9-inch iPad Pro (2nd generation), 12.9-inch iPad Pro Wi‑Fi + Cellular (2nd generation), 10.5-inch iPad Pro, 10.5-inch iPad Pro Wi‑Fi + Cellular, and iPod touch (6th generation).
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