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Funny 500 - Famous Quotes

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"Fool me once, shame on you; you fool me again, you can't get fooled again."

Or maybe it was:

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me".

Better double check to get that one right.

Funny 500: Famous Quotes is a fantastic collection of famous quotes organized by topic and by individuals credited for the quote. Whether you come across that right quote that fits the moment, or simply go quote browsing, you'll have a great time peering into the insights of both famous and not so famous people throughout our history on this planet.

Mark quotes as personal favorites? Email worthy quotes to your friends? Give it a shake for randomization? Funny 500: Famous Quotes has it all!

Words you might associate with Funny 500: Famous Quotations are: quotes, quotations, famous, fun, funny, insight, insightful, age, animals, arts, entertainment, behavior, body, health, children, parents, death, deep, thoughts, drinking, education, food, holidays, celebration, lawyers, literature, people, politics, relationships, sports, time, work, business, play.

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Customer Reviews

Unless you know the quote you looking for, this is not the app for you

You can only find quotes through a search via people or quote keyword, this app does not have an index of all quotes so you can read all of them. It also isn't categorized and does not have a list for all the authors, it's strictly search only, which makes it nearly impossible to read all the quotes. Unless future updates correct this, this app is a waste of time.

I wasted two whole dollars on this!

This app is very hard to navigate and I noticed that a lot of the quotes are missing little wors like, "be", "the", etc...
I wanted an app that could give me historically important quotes, but I really can't use anything. You guys REALLY need to get an update.