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Everybody Hates Nasa

By Inert Soap

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Description

Space Pigs Incoming!

★★★★★
NOW #1 IPAD GAME IN EASTERN TAZIKISTAN! (Note: not actually a country)
★★★★★

"Why are you asking me about that game? And what is an iPad?"
- Johnny Fakename

Earth space agencies may be on a shoestring budget, but that can't stop us from exploring the stars! Or, maybe not stars, but at least planets. Okay, not planets, just asteroids. Whether it's Congress or aliens, it seems today that EVERYBODY HATES NASA!

From the makers of Fingerzilla comes a hilarious action adventure about today's state of the Space Race. This completely unauthorized parody will have you laughing out loud as you fight to overcome the trials and tribulations of being a modern day astronaut.

Defend the dignity of Earth in this combination of 1970s Asteroids with modern base defending game. Establish outposts throughout the galaxy as you encounter alien hicks, space pigs, laser-armed fish, more space pigs, flying cabbages, and even a little pig poop!

Start out with simple weapons, then use the tech tree to outfit your stations with flak guns, cannons, guided missiles, lasers, and more. Dozens of weapons, shields, and other resources become available as you advance through the game.

Featuring an enchanting musical soundtrack, ridiculous sound effects, and hundreds of lines of spoken conversations, be prepared for roughly an hour of unique audio. Or make sure you know where your mute button is!

See if you have what it takes to defend Earth's reputation among the stars as you travel through a variety of settings. Have ideas you'd like to share with us? We're constantly adding new levels, so write to us at contact@inertsoap.com if you'd like something added or changed!

What's New in Version 1.1

Thanks, everyone, for your feedback! We listened to it all, and ... then we ignored it and did what we felt like. No, not really.

In addition to bug fixes and balance issues, we've added Game Center support with 16 achievements so far. We're also working on more content: bonus missions and more of your favorite aliens!

As always, write to us at support@inertsoap.com with any feedback!

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Customer Reviews

Weird but Fun

Okay, this is a really weird game. It's funny though, with banter between Houston and the astronaut and painfully silly aliens who seem to all be hicks. It took me a while to get around to the tech tree, and some of the techs aren't that useful, but I just started figuring out how to use the variety of different shields and I'm really getting into it.

Extremely Fun Game!!

This is a great space game, and I even got a chuckle or two just playing this great game! I couldn't stop playing and it definately passes the time when I'm waiting to either see the doctor or even when my car is getting repaired!!

Stuff

Why it doesn't have any sharks with flicking lasers and exploding
drums with nuclear wast.

Everybody Hates Nasa
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  • $2.99
  • Category: Games
  • Updated: Jan 06, 2011
  • Version: 1.1
  • Size: 29.9 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: Inert Soap, LLC
Rated 9+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor

Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.2 or later. Compatible with iPad.

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