iPhone 4S, iPad 2, iPod Touch 5 or better.**

Coffee Stain Studios brings next-gen Goat MMO simulation to mobile devices. You no longer have to fantasize about being a simulated goat in a simulated MMO, your dreams have finally come true!

* Five different classes: Warrior, Rouge, Magician, Hunter and Microwave
* Complete dozens of quests, level up a hundred times and play five different classes that’s a ton of content you do the math
* Level cap is 101, 1 level higher than you-know-what
* There are even elves and dwarves like in that movie
* Stay a while and listen to Dumblebore the Grey in Twistram

What's New

Version 1.5.6

- Bug Fixes

Ratings and Reviews

4.4 out of 5

553 Ratings

553 Ratings

Editors’ Notes

The world’s most ridiculous goat is back in this hilarious massively multiplayer online game. From the very start, it’s obvious this isn’t your typical MMO. It all begins with you choosing one of six classes—which run the gamut from Magician to Microwave (seriously)—then embarking on bizarre quests. Like its predecessors, the game comes chock full of meta jokes, lovably preserved glitches, and destructible environments while boasting incredibly impressive landscapes and entertaining gameplay.

Good, but still buggy.


The game is great, definitely worth the 5$. The goats are fun to mess around with, and I appreciate the 4 different maps (yes, there’s four. One of them is hidden, it’s found in the church in the original map.) But, the game still has cons. It crashes randomly and freezes a lot, to be exact around every 8 minutes. The game gets boring after you finish everything, and I wish the game was truly online. There’s nothing to do after you complete all the quests beside run around, doing nothing, probably just exploring the map. The maps are small once you know what they look like, but still fun to explore. I suggest getting the game and deleting it, and reinstalling it if you have constant crashes. So, yes, this game is fun, but all good times have to come to an end at some point. I’d love if we get a new goat simulator, where the map is a huge forest and you can explore it, and be animals, but like all the games, they look really odd.

Got meh


I got this on sale, didn’t read the description, and hopped right in. Ya’ll got me for a good embarrassing two minutes making me think it was real. You nailed the natural chat of an MMO. I had a blast reading through the conversations. The game is also a meme. Just made of meme. I love it. Some glitches and crashes around, so I give it 4.20/5, but I round up ;)

Edit: Know what would be super dope? A clever bot or some such thing! If a chat where I can’t reply fooled me for a couple of minutes, think of how long a clever bot could fool people where they can interact with it. It would be gold! If you would add that in, heck, I would study to be a programmer and get the hail over there and join you.


Coffee Stain Publishing AB
547.8 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 9+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
Infrequent/Mild Cartoon or Fantasy Violence
© Coffee Stain Studios
In-App Purchases
  1. Zombie Pack $1.99
  2. Prank Pack $1.99
  3. Space Pack $1.99


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  • Family Sharing

    With Family Sharing set up, up to six family members can use this app.

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