**FREE for a limited time** - The best insult generator in the App Store. Hobson creates endless hilarious phrases using a carefully curated dictionary of British innuendo.

Reassuringly offensive, Hobson doesn't resort to profanity in his quest to make you laugh.

Let him take you on a journey through the sublime and ridiculous, while you collect the funniest insults in your stash of favourites.

Send the wonderful insults to your friends as cards via Message, Mail, Twitter or Facebook.


• Millions of random innuendo-laden phrases
• Share with friends using Hobson cards
• Stash your favourites for later
• Tap and hold words for dictionary definitions (requires iOS dictionary installed)
• Apple Watch app helps you get a quick one on the wrist wherever you are
• Today widget and Apple Watch glance will brighten your day with a random selection from your Favourites
• Moderately high risk of causing offence

What's New

Version 1.0.2

Improvements to the dictionary and upchuck.

Ratings and Reviews

Dandy Pleasurer


If you appreciate subtle British humor, you will find this app incredibly funny. It is very well thought-out and there are many little features that make it superb.

I’ve only scratched the surface, but anticipate many more guffaws in the future with this app.

Warning though, pace yourself! Or your cheeks will hurt from grinning so much at all the clever touches.


Montana Floss Co. Ltd.
25.2 MB
Requires iOS 8.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
Age Rating
Rated 12+ for the following:
Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes
Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
© 2015 Montana Floss Co. Ltd.


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