The year is 1994 and it is the future.
NO THING is an indie minimalistic surreal action game set in totalitarian regime of future.
Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with important message to the Queen of Ice.
- unique, weird storyline
- retro surrealistic full 3D graphic
- glitches and post effects
- simple controls
- full voiceover and speech synthesis
- chiptune sounds
- original cold wave music with over ten unique music themes
- game center support
- portrait mode and landscape mode supported
- easy to play hard to master, very hard
Please use headphones for the best experience!
- IPHONE X SUPPORT:
NO THING is now optimised for iPhone X!
- IOS 11 SUPPORT:
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- APP PREVIEWS:
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- [NEW!] IMESSAGE STICKERS:
NO THING IMessage Stickers added!
Ratings and Reviews
Great game!(APPLE DELETED MY COMMENT)
Idk why Apple have deleted my old review, but don't just listen to those "noobs" who just don't know the fun of exploring a new experience, controls. Etc. I mean, I haven't had this much tension( in an exciting way)and fun in a game for a long time. Please go watch some game plays before buying this game, because as you can see, some ppl bought this game knowing nothing about it, which gives them no expectations. For me, always trying to find an arcade old school game that dosent look outdated, this game is perfect for that. Apple, please don't delete more comments(since this game isn't spamming any 5star reviews) I reviewed this game( which I barely do on any paid games I bought)because I had tons of fun playing it, and I want the developer to make more! Know who's really spamming 5star reviews is important, Apple.
From a gamer
Lovely Aesthetic & Gameplay
I usually do not write reviews, but I decided it was needed for this game. The graphics are amazing, it's very aesthetically pleasing to the eye. The music grabs you and tugs you back into simple 8-bit music, and it fits well with the gameplay, even I, who would turn on music while playing games instead of listening to the soundtracks, kept the sound on for this game. Some people might complain the gameplay is repetitive, but compared to other "free" war or matching games, it's pretty tame, and takes it's own spin on things. Some people will whine because they aren't open to games that take a different direction. I highly suggest this game for any looking for a nice time waster, this is with no doubt worth the 2 dollars.
I enjoy this game, I recommend watching a gameplay video to understand the art direction of the game. The art aesthetic is the game's main selling point, I am not sure if I will ever be able to beat it, and I am pretty sure there isn't a real narrative to the story.
The game play is endless runner, but very quick, it feels a lot like Super Hexagon in how quickly you have to react. The levels are not randomly generated so I guess a person might be able to beat the game by sheer brute force.
- Michal Stalewski
- 136.6 MB
- Requires iOS 6.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.
- Age Rating
- Rated 9+ for the following:
- Infrequent/Mild Horror/Fear Themes
- © Evil Indie Games
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