You Are Rich
By Mark Gurman
Open iTunes to buy and download apps.
You Are Rich is not for everyone.
The gorgeous red gem icon on your home-screen is a perfect representation of your wealth.
When the app is launched you are greeted with a very rich tone and a gorgeous one of a kind piece of priceless art.
When touching the info button on the piece of art you are greeted with a top secret mantra that will let you continue to be rich and healthy.
Below the mantra you can choose to hear multiple sounds to help you stay rich.
bEST APP HANDS DOWN.
This is seriously just an amazing app! I do not know where I would be in life without this app. This has brought me fame, fortune, and freedom from slavery! All great things! Before I bought this app, I was living in a box in some random guys' basement, and had been for a few years! It actually was working out well (he was pretty old, so his ears weren't in the best condition, so he never noticed me down there and had no way of hearing me), but only once I got this app did I realize all the better things in life that I was missing out on, because I was a poor bum! I got it and I INSTANTLY became rich. I highly recommend this app to those in need, or those like myself, who have been secretly living off of some old guys' pantry. It really works and has saved me from my otherwise stupid, worthless, boring life! Thanks again! :)
GET THIS APP
I bought this app back when it wasn't free and it was worth every penny. When I got this app, I was working a dead end job, gotten divorced, and recently found out I had cancer. I saved up all the money I could to purchase this app, hoping it would bring some meaning to my pitiful life. Boy, did it work!
After getting this app I now have 14 mansions (4 of which I don't even use), 26 beautiful wives (and counting), multiple cures for cancer, and an enormous penis! I can't stress enough how amazing this app is. You need to get this right now!
C'mon, really? This was the most infamous banned app you could find on the web before it was free. It was originally $1000, and I pity the eight people who bought this app. It's a picture of a ruby. Sure, the picture quality is fine - but really? $1000 for a picture? Sure, there are secret messages that tell you how great you are, but they sound like the offspring of Microsoft Sam or something. I'll be honest - it's funny the first time, but then you'll delete it - because the "first time" will be, like, two seconds. On top of that, there is a "rich, gorgeous tone" when you start up the screen, which sounds like a cross between a "rich" elephant doing a roundhouse kick into a vibraphone and a "gorgeous" corvette crash. So do not buy this app for your own good.
- Category: Lifestyle
- Released: Oct 16, 2009
- Version: 1.0
- Size: 0.7 MB
- Language: English
- Seller: Mark Gurman
- © 2010 Mark Gurman
Compatibility: Requires iOS 2.2.1 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.