Rockabilly DJ Bill Smoker

It has been so long since Bill last did a podcast that angry subcribers have kidnappped him, trapped him at the bottom of a deep, dark well, and forced him to record a new show. Either that, or he really needs to sort out the settings on his new fancy microphone.
Managerial masterpieces from Cyclones, John Lewis, Vern Stovall, Mark Lee Allen and Bloodshot Bill, Bob Martin and The Chapel Hill Singers, Sirocco Brothers, Johnny Guidry, Johnny Garner, Frank Evans And His Top Notchers, Don Cavalli, Bill Browning, Big Daddy G, Al Willis, Arv Jenkins, and Screaming Joe Neal.

We return after our Christmas break with some new tunes, a new microphone, and the same old jokes.
Inaugural intermezzos by Chiyo and the Crescents, Barnshakers, Dora and Janice Skinner, Sirocco Brothers, Ronnie Wilson with Jerry Woodard, Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers, Gray Montgomery, Kip Tyler. Joe Gradie, Tracy Pendarvis, Josh McCrae. Jim Vanhollebeke, Jimmy Minor, Joey Castle, Fatboy, Rousers, and the Carnations.

So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA record shelf on the wall.Then fill the shelves with lots of records.
Sizzling snozzwanglers from the Ric-A-Shays, Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers, ACads, Sirocco Brothers, Charlie and Clyde, Mike Bell and the Belltones, Carl Perkins, Colton Turner, Gradie Joe, Fatboy, Bill Privett, Marvin Rainwater, Big Kahunas, Jackie Lee Cochran, Hi Boys, Sanford Clark, and Bobby Wall.

Hello dearie. How bona to varda your dolly old eek again. Yes, that homy palone from Croydon is trolling her little lallies off to bring you another poddy. Pour yourself a Vera, let down your riah, kick off your batts and wrap your aunt nells round these fortuni ditties
Fantabulosa frolics from the Freedom Riders, Al Willis, Leo Senay, Fret Tones, Mickey Most and his Playboys, Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers, Sanford Clark, Sirocco Brothers, Fretts, Fatboy, Buddy Holly, Rudy Preston with The Tommy Scott Band, Jimmy Roan, Margo White, Prentis Slade, and the Magnificent Seven.

Pour yourself a cup of covfefe and tune in to the podcast with the bigliest ratings. Huuge. Sorry losers and haters, but my ratings is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault. What a crowd, what a turnout. People are saying it has VERY HIGH MARKS. Much better than anyone else. The bestest. We will build a great, great show on our southern border, and we will make the Elbonians pay for that show. Mark my words. We are going to grab the podcast world by the kitty-cat. This show could shoot someone on 5th Avenue and they would still listen to it. If this show weren't my child, perhaps I'd be dating it. I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent. Why are we having all these people from shithole podcasts coming here? What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening. Fake rockabilly.
Effervescent etudes from The Royal Guitar Ens, Sirocco Brothers, Unk Art and the Anons, Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers, Dale Richards, Mike Bell and the Belltones, Dallas Alexander, Marty Martin, The Diamonds, Brother Charlie Hendrickson, Danny McVey, George Birdwell, , Vince Maloy, Splinters, Abia Themba, Buddy Holly, and Marcel Bontempi.

When a traveler in north central Croydon takes the wrong fork at the junction of the Purley Way just beyond Reeve’s Corner he comes upon a lonely and curious country. There, beyond the mountains of madness, is a curious, eldritch landscape of Cyclopean geometry and the dark, unspoken horrors of the ancient ones. Come with us now into the slime-covered subterranean maw of The World Famous Studio In The Cupboard Under The Stairs. Dare you hear the maddening, uneartly screams from the blasephemous fish frogs of...The Croydon Horror!
Hideous hoedowns from Andy Wren, The Mosriters, Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers, Chuck Royal, Mike Bell and the Belltones, Eddie Ray, Colbert Hamilton and the Nitros, Guitar Jeff, Excellos, Carl Perkins, Marcel Bontempi, The Silhouettes, Sirocco Brothers, Joey Reynolds, Danny McVey, George Fields and the Ohio Valley Playboys, Ken and Carol Craig, and Johnny Amelio.