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冷笑话集锦

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冷笑话集锦


一个猎人带着猎狗去打猎,在林子里溜了一天都没有猎物。 %0A天黑了,不甘心的他还是不停骑马在林子里转, %0A马忽然说:‘你都不让我休息,想累死我啊!?’ %0A猎人听到吓了一跳,立刻从马背上滚下来,拉着猎狗就逃跑,跑到一课大树下喘气时,狗拍拍胸口对他说:‘吓死我了,马居然会说话!’%0A于是猎人当场被吓死了
狼、老虎和狮子谁玩游戏一定会被淘汰? 狼 %0A因为:桃太郎(淘汰狼)
有个人一天碰到上帝 %0A上帝突然大发善心打算给那人一个愿望 %0A上帝问:你有什么愿望吗? %0A那个人想了想说: 听说猫都有9条命,那请您赐给我9条命吧! %0A上帝说:你的愿望实现咯! %0A一天,那个人闲着无聊, %0A想说去死一死算了, 反正有9条命嘛 %0A就躺在铁轨上, %0A结果一辆火车开过去, %0A那人还是死了. %0A这是为什么呢? %0A因为那台火车的车厢有10节.
明欠地下钱庄20万,小明苦苦哀求他多宽限几天, %0A钱庄的人说:明天一定要还,不然的话……,剁掉2只手指; %0A后天的话……,在剁4只;第3天的话…… %0A小明:是不是不用还了 %0A钱庄的人:NO,到时候你就变成小叮当了。
俩屎壳螂讨论福利彩票,甲说:我要中了大奖就把方圆50里的厕所都买下来,每天吃个够!乙说:你丫太俗了!我要是中了大奖就包一活人,每天吃新鲜的!


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Customer Reviews

话多

每次都必须从头看起, 不方便,没有页数选择。

好。划

冷笑话集锦
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This app is designed for both iPhone and iPad
  • $1.29
  • Category: Lifestyle
  • Released: 16 December 2011
  • Version: 1.0
  • Size: 2.9 MB
  • Language: English
  • Seller: HONG XIA YAO
Rated 12+ for the following:
  • Infrequent/Mild Sexual Content and Nudity
  • Infrequent/Mild Profanity or Crude Humor
  • Infrequent/Mild Mature/Suggestive Themes

Compatibility: Requires iOS 3.0 or later. Compatible with iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch.

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