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He Sneezed On Me

The Story of a Monster's Snot

This book can be downloaded and read in Apple Books on your Mac or iOS device.


The words and story take you on a comic romp through the world of snot. You will be dipped, covered, dragged and bounced from page to page spattered with disgusting and delightful images, words and rhyme. In this story a monster sneezes on his young human friend with delightful results. 

Every single child from age 4 to 104 years of age will lap it up all up - with slimy aplomb! In this book no nasty adjective is safe, no snotty taboo is out of bounds and squeamish personalities will to be left begging for mercy (or seen running from the room). 

Critics have said that this snotty story shows a strong sense of confidence with rhyming verse. Teachers say the rhythm is delightful, scans well and is full of youthful energy!

Customer Reviews

Amazing fun!

A great laugh with kids of all ages!

He Sneezed On Me
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  • $3.99
  • Available on iPhone, iPad, iPod touch, and Mac.
  • Category: Humour
  • Published: 01 January 2006
  • Publisher: Donald Woodburn
  • Seller: Donald Woodburn
  • Print Length: 28 Pages
  • Language: English
  • Requirements: This book can only be viewed on an iOS device with Apple Books on iOS 12 or later, iBooks 3 or later and iOS 4.3 or later or a Mac with iBooks 1.0 or later and OS X 10.9 or later.

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